Hejola report for 07282011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello my friends I am Alcardo Samudio con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
La seniora garcia gets new dentures.
Barrio man blows himself up.
And finally, two vato’s arrested thinking they were wanted.
Yesterday afternoon inside Westinghouse barrio mall, Mateo y Matt vela noticed that el constable cadena and his barrio task force 666 members were investigating a crime nearby and became alarmed thinking that they might get arrested since both thought there were active warrants out on them. Mateo, age 31, managed to exit the mall area but got run over by a car outside the mall parking lot as he made his get away, and needed some medical attention. Matt, age 39, left his eight children inside the mall area, and made a run for it. When el constable finally caught up to him, he was not wanted for anything. The finally word was that it seemed que el constable had no warrants for either of the men, but faced new charges, Matt was charged for child endangerment and Mateo charged for jay walking, and not looking both ways when crossing the street.
Henry Galvan was sent to st. Paul’s medical center and placed in a medically induced coma after his homemade bomb prematurely explored as he accidentally tripped the bomb trigger before he entered the barrio bank he planned on robbery. Mr. Galvan suffered burns all over his body and lost left hand, his right eye, and a large chuck of his forehead. Charges are pending.
After being held at the st.paul’s medical center for several months, la senior Garcia filed a complaint con the owners of the medical center that someone had stolen her dentures while she was asleep. After management reviewed her case it seems that La commadre Mary Guerrero, Ms. Garcia roommate, had deceased and all her belongs had been removed and some of her personal belongs were buried with her. Ms. Garcia was given a new set of dentures due to the fact que her old ones had been buried with Ms. Guerrero.
Ok raza have a great tejano day, remember, your business is our business and my business is none of your business.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
hejola report for 07272011
Hejola report for 07272011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,texas. Hello again I am country pancho and I am county Leroy and the creator has given us this part time job as barrio reporters. Now here is my bro with today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Increase in barrio garden damages.
Ten arrested and seven held without reason.
And finally country pancho and county Leroy announce their fall 2011 tour and new cd.
Oh yea folks if you been waiting for our new country tejano cd will its out and on its way to all the south Texas flea markets. The name of our new cd is “back again and on the prowly” which will include ten new country tejano songs writing and produced by us. So if you got $.50 or more make sure an purchase our latest cd “ back again and on the prowly” . oh by the way we will be touring south texas this fall, make sure you make the time to check us out.
Leroy here, yesterday ten persons along with their pets were arrested and carried off to jail for protesting a new city rule that requires all animal owners within the city limits to take a written test on their skills and abilities to care for their pets. Seven were also held without being arrested or ticketed. One of the seven told us que he thought he hear one of the arresting officers tell another officer “let’s take all this folks for a ride in their new police car”. This has not been confirmed but the mighty seven are still locked up for no reason. The seven are waiting for the officers to come back from their break and release them from inside the new cop car. Charges will be filed against all the 12 persons involved in this protest.
Pancho here, for some reason or another there has been at least ten barrio gardens destroyed and damaged during the night. El constable cadena tells us que there are some indications que it could be the same people doing this awful thing to our barrio gardens. Oh by the way it seems that the people doing this are also taking tomatoes and flowers. A small reward is being offered for any information regarding this matter.
Ok got to go and sign some cd’s.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,texas. Hello again I am country pancho and I am county Leroy and the creator has given us this part time job as barrio reporters. Now here is my bro with today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Increase in barrio garden damages.
Ten arrested and seven held without reason.
And finally country pancho and county Leroy announce their fall 2011 tour and new cd.
Oh yea folks if you been waiting for our new country tejano cd will its out and on its way to all the south Texas flea markets. The name of our new cd is “back again and on the prowly” which will include ten new country tejano songs writing and produced by us. So if you got $.50 or more make sure an purchase our latest cd “ back again and on the prowly” . oh by the way we will be touring south texas this fall, make sure you make the time to check us out.
Leroy here, yesterday ten persons along with their pets were arrested and carried off to jail for protesting a new city rule that requires all animal owners within the city limits to take a written test on their skills and abilities to care for their pets. Seven were also held without being arrested or ticketed. One of the seven told us que he thought he hear one of the arresting officers tell another officer “let’s take all this folks for a ride in their new police car”. This has not been confirmed but the mighty seven are still locked up for no reason. The seven are waiting for the officers to come back from their break and release them from inside the new cop car. Charges will be filed against all the 12 persons involved in this protest.
Pancho here, for some reason or another there has been at least ten barrio gardens destroyed and damaged during the night. El constable cadena tells us que there are some indications que it could be the same people doing this awful thing to our barrio gardens. Oh by the way it seems that the people doing this are also taking tomatoes and flowers. A small reward is being offered for any information regarding this matter.
Ok got to go and sign some cd’s.
Friday, July 22, 2011
barrio stock market report for 07222011
barrio stock market report for 07222011
barrio stock market report for 07222011
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Once again I am Urbano Yosabatodo, con this week’s barrio stock market report. Now that Christmas’s bills have settled into our monthly payments, don’t you think it’s time to really start saving for Christmas now? 2011 started out real good in the real market but doesn’t show too must hope here in the hood/barrio.
Many barrio members we have interviewed tell us que this past Christmas was great, con mucho less hot stuff for sale this year que many had go an buy some real stuff. One vato said, que buy hot stuff was almost the same like buying it at a real store. The only differences is que you can use it for awhile and then take it back and bang you got your money back, whereas if it was some hot stuff, sold as it is.
Anyhow we just hope que you don’t argue about these bills con your wife or husband, because both of you are in it together.
So compadre y comadre, hold hands an ask yourself, que this year we won’t buy so much shit que we really don’t need and if we do want to buy, buy it for Christmas. That way you have chingos de presents under the tress.
Now for our barrio stock market report for 07222011
Los Tamales: Well well it took a drop this week. El tamale guy tells us que los tamales are down and que he is real tired from la chinga he took during xmas con the selling of over 200 dozens. Man that is lots of wrapping brother. Tamales ended the week at $5.00 a down.
Los taquitos: Well we find it very interesting que at least two taco stands have closed down since the turn of the year. What makes a person drop everything after all that investment on someone else property? Oh well, los taquitos ended the week at $ 1.50 cents each and the coffee is extra.
Las empanadas: THE EMPANADA WAR OF 2006 had a huge impact on how empanadas are made nowadays. Las empanada ENDED THE FREAKING WEEK AT $.85 CENT EACH .
Cheap beer: Wow cheap beer is not too cheap as it was a few months ago. We are a bit worried que several vato’s in the hood have been thinking of making their own beer. We just hope que they don’t mess up and kill anyone. As you might remember que we did mention que me primo in 1965 almost killed 25 people con su home made brew. Cheap beer ended the week at $4.65 a six pack.
And finally la barbacoa de cavesa: Now the real challenge this year for la raza que owns livestock is que the production on llamas don’t start soon. La barbacoa de cavesa ended the week at $6.50 a lb.
Barrio want ads:
X0159: good parents are looking for new or used xmas presents to trade or something for a 23 year old son. asap.
X4583: used bicycles and parts and accessories for sale or trade. Will trade for a 23 year kid or older. Must be house trained.
X5896: ten turkeys for sale or trade. A few in good health, the others you decide. Call sooner than later, need to sell them can’t calm them on our income tax.
X54786: new and used condoms for sale or trade. Instructions stuck in the middle of the package. There is no return on this purchase. Must be at least 45 years of age or older if interested in purchasing this new and used condoms. Come bye our home and honk three times. Make sure it’s not two horns, that’s for another item.
Ok raza there you have it for this week and have a great tejano day.
barrio stock market report for 07222011
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Once again I am Urbano Yosabatodo, con this week’s barrio stock market report. Now that Christmas’s bills have settled into our monthly payments, don’t you think it’s time to really start saving for Christmas now? 2011 started out real good in the real market but doesn’t show too must hope here in the hood/barrio.
Many barrio members we have interviewed tell us que this past Christmas was great, con mucho less hot stuff for sale this year que many had go an buy some real stuff. One vato said, que buy hot stuff was almost the same like buying it at a real store. The only differences is que you can use it for awhile and then take it back and bang you got your money back, whereas if it was some hot stuff, sold as it is.
Anyhow we just hope que you don’t argue about these bills con your wife or husband, because both of you are in it together.
So compadre y comadre, hold hands an ask yourself, que this year we won’t buy so much shit que we really don’t need and if we do want to buy, buy it for Christmas. That way you have chingos de presents under the tress.
Now for our barrio stock market report for 07222011
Los Tamales: Well well it took a drop this week. El tamale guy tells us que los tamales are down and que he is real tired from la chinga he took during xmas con the selling of over 200 dozens. Man that is lots of wrapping brother. Tamales ended the week at $5.00 a down.
Los taquitos: Well we find it very interesting que at least two taco stands have closed down since the turn of the year. What makes a person drop everything after all that investment on someone else property? Oh well, los taquitos ended the week at $ 1.50 cents each and the coffee is extra.
Las empanadas: THE EMPANADA WAR OF 2006 had a huge impact on how empanadas are made nowadays. Las empanada ENDED THE FREAKING WEEK AT $.85 CENT EACH .
Cheap beer: Wow cheap beer is not too cheap as it was a few months ago. We are a bit worried que several vato’s in the hood have been thinking of making their own beer. We just hope que they don’t mess up and kill anyone. As you might remember que we did mention que me primo in 1965 almost killed 25 people con su home made brew. Cheap beer ended the week at $4.65 a six pack.
And finally la barbacoa de cavesa: Now the real challenge this year for la raza que owns livestock is que the production on llamas don’t start soon. La barbacoa de cavesa ended the week at $6.50 a lb.
Barrio want ads:
X0159: good parents are looking for new or used xmas presents to trade or something for a 23 year old son. asap.
X4583: used bicycles and parts and accessories for sale or trade. Will trade for a 23 year kid or older. Must be house trained.
X5896: ten turkeys for sale or trade. A few in good health, the others you decide. Call sooner than later, need to sell them can’t calm them on our income tax.
X54786: new and used condoms for sale or trade. Instructions stuck in the middle of the package. There is no return on this purchase. Must be at least 45 years of age or older if interested in purchasing this new and used condoms. Come bye our home and honk three times. Make sure it’s not two horns, that’s for another item.
Ok raza there you have it for this week and have a great tejano day.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
hejola report for 07202011
Hejola report for 07202011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am back from a small vacation, bill diaz here con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Compadre rescue by los vato’s locos volunteers.
Barrio family denied lawsuit over rude phone service.
And finally, barrio man charged con snorting bath salts.
Pablo Juan Ocha, was arrested last night and charged with persistent disorderly conduct after he contacted the constable office and told him que he had just snorted bath salts. And he wanted the constable to help him evict the 85 intruders in his home and when the constable got there none were found. But Ocha insisted that the half of the intruders were merely making it seem like they were not there and were actually blending into the surroundings, disguised as tables, tv set, sofa, coffee table, and several lawn chairs and some as trees. El constable was force to taser Ocha when he would not stop running in circles and yelling, they are coming to take me away. The constable by the way did examine the bath salts and determined that the substance is not illegal in the hood. Mr. Ocha was taken to lalalaland hospital for observation.
El compadre Martin Gomez was injuired yesterday evening when he stopped along wells street, which by the way is under construction, to relieve himself and didn’t notice the 85 foot ditch in which he fell down into. Los vato loco’s fire fighter volunteers were able to rescue him after being trapped for several hours. No charges will be filed.
Yesterday el barrio justice of the peace rejected a lawsuit against barrio company that make a device that answers your phone in a rude matter when you are not home. The lawsuit states that the phone has been returning calls to relatives and is being rude when it answers the phone. We are sick and tired of this phone and how it’s been treating our friends and relatives. We want our money back in which the company has refused to give it to them. The judge told the suing party that it would be unable to sue due to the fact that they owned the phone for over ten years now.
Ok raza have a great salty day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am back from a small vacation, bill diaz here con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Compadre rescue by los vato’s locos volunteers.
Barrio family denied lawsuit over rude phone service.
And finally, barrio man charged con snorting bath salts.
Pablo Juan Ocha, was arrested last night and charged with persistent disorderly conduct after he contacted the constable office and told him que he had just snorted bath salts. And he wanted the constable to help him evict the 85 intruders in his home and when the constable got there none were found. But Ocha insisted that the half of the intruders were merely making it seem like they were not there and were actually blending into the surroundings, disguised as tables, tv set, sofa, coffee table, and several lawn chairs and some as trees. El constable was force to taser Ocha when he would not stop running in circles and yelling, they are coming to take me away. The constable by the way did examine the bath salts and determined that the substance is not illegal in the hood. Mr. Ocha was taken to lalalaland hospital for observation.
El compadre Martin Gomez was injuired yesterday evening when he stopped along wells street, which by the way is under construction, to relieve himself and didn’t notice the 85 foot ditch in which he fell down into. Los vato loco’s fire fighter volunteers were able to rescue him after being trapped for several hours. No charges will be filed.
Yesterday el barrio justice of the peace rejected a lawsuit against barrio company that make a device that answers your phone in a rude matter when you are not home. The lawsuit states that the phone has been returning calls to relatives and is being rude when it answers the phone. We are sick and tired of this phone and how it’s been treating our friends and relatives. We want our money back in which the company has refused to give it to them. The judge told the suing party that it would be unable to sue due to the fact that they owned the phone for over ten years now.
Ok raza have a great salty day.
Monday, July 18, 2011
hejola report for 07152011
Hejola report for 07182011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Blind vato wins Karaoke barrio all star contests.
Ten arrested outside karaoke bar.
And finally disable persons are making a big impact in the hood.
The increase of disable residents has raised some major ass concerning in the hood say one barrio leader. We need to re evaluate our barrio to make sure que all of this disable folks are getting their fair share of community services and benefits. One thing that is on the agenda is for our next barrio leadership program schedule for 2013 is access to bars and churches. If you feel that there are services not provided please feel free to attend the next meeting.
A riot followed the announcement of this year’s karaoke winner. It was seconds after the winner was announced que at least twenty folks started throw bottles, chairs, shoes, and who knows what else at the judges as they ran for their lives outside the only Karaoke bar in the county. After the constable and his barrio 666 task forces came in and maintained order, which resulted in arrest of ten men and women and few that we couldn’t determined what sex they were. Charges are going to be filed against this entire people.
A hand full of contestants complaint that Henry the blind vato Owel home provider, should not have been declared the winner of this year’s karaoke contest because since Henry was blind and had his home care provider sang him the words as he tried to sing with the music. He sounded awful and didn’t even go along con the music says one of the female contestants. At the end the judges felt que the home provider did a great job. None of the judges wanted to comment about this event. But Henry home care provider felt great once she was awarded the cash prize of $200,000 pesos. It was so bad says one of the customer’s que they don’t even remember the song they were trying to sing.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Blind vato wins Karaoke barrio all star contests.
Ten arrested outside karaoke bar.
And finally disable persons are making a big impact in the hood.
The increase of disable residents has raised some major ass concerning in the hood say one barrio leader. We need to re evaluate our barrio to make sure que all of this disable folks are getting their fair share of community services and benefits. One thing that is on the agenda is for our next barrio leadership program schedule for 2013 is access to bars and churches. If you feel that there are services not provided please feel free to attend the next meeting.
A riot followed the announcement of this year’s karaoke winner. It was seconds after the winner was announced que at least twenty folks started throw bottles, chairs, shoes, and who knows what else at the judges as they ran for their lives outside the only Karaoke bar in the county. After the constable and his barrio 666 task forces came in and maintained order, which resulted in arrest of ten men and women and few that we couldn’t determined what sex they were. Charges are going to be filed against this entire people.
A hand full of contestants complaint that Henry the blind vato Owel home provider, should not have been declared the winner of this year’s karaoke contest because since Henry was blind and had his home care provider sang him the words as he tried to sing with the music. He sounded awful and didn’t even go along con the music says one of the female contestants. At the end the judges felt que the home provider did a great job. None of the judges wanted to comment about this event. But Henry home care provider felt great once she was awarded the cash prize of $200,000 pesos. It was so bad says one of the customer’s que they don’t even remember the song they were trying to sing.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great day.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
hejola report for 07142011
Hejola report for 07142011.
Cchwnn
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
New barrio survey shows increase of weight amount its residents.
Two tons of fun adult bar reopens its doors.
And finally, just couldn’t get away.
Henry Garcia has always been known in the hood for that big kid who is always looking for trouble. when last night was his last chance to get in trouble when he got run over by a bulldozer will trying to steal one of its tires. The driver of the bulldozer will not be charge for running him over when he didn’t notice Henry had the rig already jacked up and was on the verge of removing the giant tire when the darn machine moved and collapse on top of henry. Once the barrio volunteer firefighters got there they tried to keep henry stable until the real ambulance got there. They were able to move henry from underneath the bulldozer but were not able to safe his left hand, right arm and part of his left side of this head which he lost half of that ear. Charges will be pending but it seems that no charges will be filed due to the fact que he already lost a lot of shit.
The owners of two tons of fun adult bar has reopen its doors after it had been shut down for a few months. La commadre Queta Ruiz Torres tells us que they have re-opened and are looking for a few healthy women to dances and entertain its customers of women and men. The only problem is that dancers they are looking for must be over the weight of 250 lbs. if interested please come by our bar to turn out. When asked about the problem many women were having in the hood, she told us who cares how you look or feel when you are having fun.
Yesterday our own Maria La Bandia showed us que our barrio was on the raise again compared to size it was several years ago. Si says maria we got lots of heavy weights in the hood compare to 5 years ago. And the most biggest increase is con las commadres, after interviewing ten commadres it was determined que at least one of off ten were little bit overweight and 4 out of ten were overweight and 7 out of ten were way beyond over weight. This study tells us several things. One that the hood is excising less that 5 years ago, and it also tells us que the hood is eating more good foods than bad foods. You know there really isn’t any bad foods but it’s what you do when you finish eating. That is the main problem.
Ok folks have a great barrio day and remember que it take two to tango. Wax on, wax off.
Cchwnn
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
New barrio survey shows increase of weight amount its residents.
Two tons of fun adult bar reopens its doors.
And finally, just couldn’t get away.
Henry Garcia has always been known in the hood for that big kid who is always looking for trouble. when last night was his last chance to get in trouble when he got run over by a bulldozer will trying to steal one of its tires. The driver of the bulldozer will not be charge for running him over when he didn’t notice Henry had the rig already jacked up and was on the verge of removing the giant tire when the darn machine moved and collapse on top of henry. Once the barrio volunteer firefighters got there they tried to keep henry stable until the real ambulance got there. They were able to move henry from underneath the bulldozer but were not able to safe his left hand, right arm and part of his left side of this head which he lost half of that ear. Charges will be pending but it seems that no charges will be filed due to the fact que he already lost a lot of shit.
The owners of two tons of fun adult bar has reopen its doors after it had been shut down for a few months. La commadre Queta Ruiz Torres tells us que they have re-opened and are looking for a few healthy women to dances and entertain its customers of women and men. The only problem is that dancers they are looking for must be over the weight of 250 lbs. if interested please come by our bar to turn out. When asked about the problem many women were having in the hood, she told us who cares how you look or feel when you are having fun.
Yesterday our own Maria La Bandia showed us que our barrio was on the raise again compared to size it was several years ago. Si says maria we got lots of heavy weights in the hood compare to 5 years ago. And the most biggest increase is con las commadres, after interviewing ten commadres it was determined que at least one of off ten were little bit overweight and 4 out of ten were overweight and 7 out of ten were way beyond over weight. This study tells us several things. One that the hood is excising less that 5 years ago, and it also tells us que the hood is eating more good foods than bad foods. You know there really isn’t any bad foods but it’s what you do when you finish eating. That is the main problem.
Ok folks have a great barrio day and remember que it take two to tango. Wax on, wax off.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 07132011
Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 07132011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Gloria Guerra con today’s mall newsletter. First of all Mr. Turkey mall mascot has had its charges dropped this week where he was accused of touching customers and children. The local justice of the peace did not have enough evidence to charge with.
Let us go to our center stage con Alcardio Samudio on update for this weekend events. Hi I am Al and this weekend we will hold our annual clown fest and barrio high rider car show. So make sure and come on by this weekend and watch and meet your favor clown. Now back to Gloria.
Ok AL, now for those sport fans, lets go con Frankie tuxedo Zungia con his sports report. Well Gloria as you know getting in shape is a big thing now in the hood. So this weekend we will hold our month fun run of 10 miles inside the hood. This course will take runners through some real dangerous streets where dogs control the boardwalk and of course runners will also experience the wonderful landmarks the hood has to offer and will end at the mall. We are expecting some real fast times this weekend,Gloria.
Ok thanks Frankie, now a few words from Maria La Bandia, on go back to school shopping. Si Gloria we as parents always want to dress our children in the best clothing we can afford. This weekend we will have a half sale on all children and youth clothing for going back to school. School supplies will be on sale and a whole lot of other stuff one doesn’t need for school. Such as pencils, erasers ,paper clips, folders, pens, rubber bands, and creamy glue. So come on down and spend a little and take a lot. Now back to Gloria.
Alright sounds great, and finally a few moments con my View.
This week we have read alots about tejanos this and tejano that. But the big issue is that many that do write about tejanos don’t want to hear the other side of the story because in many ways their view might be the only one that counts. So if you are insisting that there is only one way and than that must be my way or the highway. And since tejano music is on the raise many need to understand that it never left and it will never leave. The only thing that we should worry about is our health and hope that no one turns the lights off. When a hand full of people acting like tejanos and even thinking like tejanos try to invade a market where its striving , then comes a full load of bull shitters. Let us rest in peace knowing que the only ones that are dying are us, When your time comes its time to go like it or not. The same thing con tejano music it will never die and if it does, it must be because some one turned your electric off and It pasted you up. Wax on wax off. I am Gloria Guerra and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Gloria Guerra con today’s mall newsletter. First of all Mr. Turkey mall mascot has had its charges dropped this week where he was accused of touching customers and children. The local justice of the peace did not have enough evidence to charge with.
Let us go to our center stage con Alcardio Samudio on update for this weekend events. Hi I am Al and this weekend we will hold our annual clown fest and barrio high rider car show. So make sure and come on by this weekend and watch and meet your favor clown. Now back to Gloria.
Ok AL, now for those sport fans, lets go con Frankie tuxedo Zungia con his sports report. Well Gloria as you know getting in shape is a big thing now in the hood. So this weekend we will hold our month fun run of 10 miles inside the hood. This course will take runners through some real dangerous streets where dogs control the boardwalk and of course runners will also experience the wonderful landmarks the hood has to offer and will end at the mall. We are expecting some real fast times this weekend,Gloria.
Ok thanks Frankie, now a few words from Maria La Bandia, on go back to school shopping. Si Gloria we as parents always want to dress our children in the best clothing we can afford. This weekend we will have a half sale on all children and youth clothing for going back to school. School supplies will be on sale and a whole lot of other stuff one doesn’t need for school. Such as pencils, erasers ,paper clips, folders, pens, rubber bands, and creamy glue. So come on down and spend a little and take a lot. Now back to Gloria.
Alright sounds great, and finally a few moments con my View.
This week we have read alots about tejanos this and tejano that. But the big issue is that many that do write about tejanos don’t want to hear the other side of the story because in many ways their view might be the only one that counts. So if you are insisting that there is only one way and than that must be my way or the highway. And since tejano music is on the raise many need to understand that it never left and it will never leave. The only thing that we should worry about is our health and hope that no one turns the lights off. When a hand full of people acting like tejanos and even thinking like tejanos try to invade a market where its striving , then comes a full load of bull shitters. Let us rest in peace knowing que the only ones that are dying are us, When your time comes its time to go like it or not. The same thing con tejano music it will never die and if it does, it must be because some one turned your electric off and It pasted you up. Wax on wax off. I am Gloria Guerra and have a great tejano day.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
hejola report for 07122011
Hejola report for 07122011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio penny store having half a penny sale this weekend.
Going to college might just be a dream for many.
And finally fight breaks out at the end of young baseball program ceremonies.
Just before the ceremonies ended last night at the annual end of the season program, a couple of parents started a fight over the seating arrangements. Arrested were John and May West, Joel and Mary Western, and Bill and Maria Westoso, all related, were all haul off to jail. The organizer of this event told us que this parents have been a pain in the butt this whole season, and thank god for tonight’s fight that all three couples will be banned for at least one hundred years from baseball.
Yesterday afternoon, el barrio continuing college center informed its student population que tuition was going to be increased by 250 percent this coming fall semester. The cost of getting a college degree is going to be dream for many in the hood. We just don’t know how we are going to be able to pay for that college degree, says Juan Juanito a fifteen year undergraduate. Many are thinking about staying home and earning a barrio degree instead. That degree is going for about $12.50 per degree. Huh. Oh by the way its comes with a diploma for degree.
It seems that its happening all over the u.s. that discount stores are seeing their sales decline and the barrio penny stores are no exception to this rule. Ed Mathorn, the owner of el barrio penny stores tells us que sales have been down for the last three months and he is thinking of lower the prices to things that are at a penny per item now. We just don’t know what to do on how to keep above water. Starting this weekend everything inside the store will be on sale for half a penny per item.
Ok raza have an exciting tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio penny store having half a penny sale this weekend.
Going to college might just be a dream for many.
And finally fight breaks out at the end of young baseball program ceremonies.
Just before the ceremonies ended last night at the annual end of the season program, a couple of parents started a fight over the seating arrangements. Arrested were John and May West, Joel and Mary Western, and Bill and Maria Westoso, all related, were all haul off to jail. The organizer of this event told us que this parents have been a pain in the butt this whole season, and thank god for tonight’s fight that all three couples will be banned for at least one hundred years from baseball.
Yesterday afternoon, el barrio continuing college center informed its student population que tuition was going to be increased by 250 percent this coming fall semester. The cost of getting a college degree is going to be dream for many in the hood. We just don’t know how we are going to be able to pay for that college degree, says Juan Juanito a fifteen year undergraduate. Many are thinking about staying home and earning a barrio degree instead. That degree is going for about $12.50 per degree. Huh. Oh by the way its comes with a diploma for degree.
It seems that its happening all over the u.s. that discount stores are seeing their sales decline and the barrio penny stores are no exception to this rule. Ed Mathorn, the owner of el barrio penny stores tells us que sales have been down for the last three months and he is thinking of lower the prices to things that are at a penny per item now. We just don’t know what to do on how to keep above water. Starting this weekend everything inside the store will be on sale for half a penny per item.
Ok raza have an exciting tejano day.
hejola report for 07122011
Hejola report for 07122011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio penny store having half a penny sale this weekend.
Going to college might just be a dream for many.
And finally fight breaks out at the end of young baseball program ceremonies.
Just before the ceremonies ended last night at the annual end of the season program, a couple of parents started a fight over the seating arrangements. Arrested were John and May West, Joel and Mary Western, and Bill and Maria Westoso, all related, were all haul off to jail. The organizer of this event told us que this parents have been a pain in the butt this whole season, and thank god for tonight’s fight that all three couples will be banned for at least one hundred years from baseball.
Yesterday afternoon, el barrio continuing college center informed its student population que tuition was going to be increased by 250 percent this coming fall semester. The cost of getting a college degree is going to be dream for many in the hood. We just don’t know how we are going to be able to pay for that college degree, says Juan Juanito a fifteen year undergraduate. Many are thinking about staying home and earning a barrio degree instead. That degree is going for about $12.50 per degree. Huh. Oh by the way its comes with a diploma for degree.
It seems that its happening all over the u.s. that discount stores are seeing their sales decline and the barrio penny stores are no exception to this rule. Ed Mathorn, the owner of el barrio penny stores tells us que sales have been down for the last three months and he is thinking of lower the prices to things that are at a penny per item now. We just don’t know what to do on how to keep above water. Starting this weekend everything inside the store will be on sale for half a penny per item.
Ok raza have an exciting tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio penny store having half a penny sale this weekend.
Going to college might just be a dream for many.
And finally fight breaks out at the end of young baseball program ceremonies.
Just before the ceremonies ended last night at the annual end of the season program, a couple of parents started a fight over the seating arrangements. Arrested were John and May West, Joel and Mary Western, and Bill and Maria Westoso, all related, were all haul off to jail. The organizer of this event told us que this parents have been a pain in the butt this whole season, and thank god for tonight’s fight that all three couples will be banned for at least one hundred years from baseball.
Yesterday afternoon, el barrio continuing college center informed its student population que tuition was going to be increased by 250 percent this coming fall semester. The cost of getting a college degree is going to be dream for many in the hood. We just don’t know how we are going to be able to pay for that college degree, says Juan Juanito a fifteen year undergraduate. Many are thinking about staying home and earning a barrio degree instead. That degree is going for about $12.50 per degree. Huh. Oh by the way its comes with a diploma for degree.
It seems that its happening all over the u.s. that discount stores are seeing their sales decline and the barrio penny stores are no exception to this rule. Ed Mathorn, the owner of el barrio penny stores tells us que sales have been down for the last three months and he is thinking of lower the prices to things that are at a penny per item now. We just don’t know what to do on how to keep above water. Starting this weekend everything inside the store will be on sale for half a penny per item.
Ok raza have an exciting tejano day.
Monday, July 11, 2011
hejola report for 07112011
Hejola report for 07112011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Hood braces new flood of possums.
La commadre wants to run for president.
And finally a quite weekend ends in the shooting of several.
The weekend was almost over when a shooting occurred around the corner of third and wells, where it was reported que three turkeys and ten ducks were gun down in the middle of the street and left behind to suffer. El constable cadena is asking for your help in finding these assassins, by contacting our office.
La commadre wants to run president of el barrio parent’s educational center. The center which is located near the corner of third and wells, has had its share of problems this year and has decided to elect and appoint new leaders to the organization. We need people that can spell and read and understand and know how to talk and deal with people. La commadre, Marry Merry Morse Munoz is very interested in making those changes if she gets elected. Ms. Munoz told this reporter, “who needs a ged when you got a bunch of morons running the place”. Elections will be held in next ten years.
Just when you thought things were going great, you catch a large number of possums that seem to have invaded the hood. Within the last few days’ residents in the hood have been renting them possums traps in large amounts and have not only demonstrated que there were possums inside our hood but chingos. La commadre Maria K, just within a few night has managed to catch at least 27 of them. This is contrary to the report our barrio leaders stated that the possum’s population was down.
Hellos have a good day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Hood braces new flood of possums.
La commadre wants to run for president.
And finally a quite weekend ends in the shooting of several.
The weekend was almost over when a shooting occurred around the corner of third and wells, where it was reported que three turkeys and ten ducks were gun down in the middle of the street and left behind to suffer. El constable cadena is asking for your help in finding these assassins, by contacting our office.
La commadre wants to run president of el barrio parent’s educational center. The center which is located near the corner of third and wells, has had its share of problems this year and has decided to elect and appoint new leaders to the organization. We need people that can spell and read and understand and know how to talk and deal with people. La commadre, Marry Merry Morse Munoz is very interested in making those changes if she gets elected. Ms. Munoz told this reporter, “who needs a ged when you got a bunch of morons running the place”. Elections will be held in next ten years.
Just when you thought things were going great, you catch a large number of possums that seem to have invaded the hood. Within the last few days’ residents in the hood have been renting them possums traps in large amounts and have not only demonstrated que there were possums inside our hood but chingos. La commadre Maria K, just within a few night has managed to catch at least 27 of them. This is contrary to the report our barrio leaders stated that the possum’s population was down.
Hellos have a good day.
Friday, July 8, 2011
barrio stock market report for 07082011
Barrio stock market report for 07082011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con today’s barrio stock market report for 07082011.
First of all mi raza when barrio companies report their profits and losses every quarter, some are making it and others are not. No I am not trying to say que todos las barrio stocks aren't making monies by being part of this market, but what I am saying es que some are making money,and are just making enough to stay above water. But is that not what business is all about, staying above water?
Now for that award winning barrio stock market report:
Los taquitos: one of the major problems con los taquitos this quarter is que local taco stands are doing a poor job of producing good tacos. Many of the emails we get on this topic, tell us que los tacos aren't what they use to be. Los taquitos ended the week at $1.19 each.
Las empanadas:
Las empanadas seemed to have had a great turn around these last few months. We are told que sales are high and raza are investing mucho mas on las empanadas,like never before. It seems que barrio empanada makers and its shareholders are really putting its profits back into its business. Las empanadas ended the week at $.89 cents each.
Las tortillas:
Many tortillas companies have reported how much of their earnings have kept them reinvesting and retained earnings. But they say que part of it is que small barrio companies don't disclosing what they would have paid in salaries and other French benefits to their now low paid workers. Las tortillas ended the week at $1.45 a pack.
Los tamales:
It really hasn't been a surprise recently in noticing el tamale market is on a bounce for this quarter. What real has helped this market is the well
coordinated and well organized barrio companies are getting. Now
que our tamale guy has not been seen for at least three months and our new
tamale expert has had a heart attack. We were forced to work a bit harder in
gathering this information for you all. One major investor told us yesterday que they were planning to expand its market way beyond the county lines. Los tamales ended the week at an all time high at $6.00 a dozen .
La barbacoa de cabesa:
Now this is very interesting. It seems que el constable cadena was able to have arrested three folks involved on that llama thing we mention last week. Well its all solved now and the llama meat is back on schedule, we should see some llama meat at our barrio meat markets real soon. La barabacoa ended the week at $5.50 a lb.
Alcohol consummation report:
Here is a new twist in drinking or consumming alcohol in el barrio. Personal
responsibility: It is up to each individual barrio member, not our local or
state or even federal government, to make responsible decisions about your
drunk ass life. Personal responsibility raza is the key to a more decent and
just barrio and a just society. State, federal, and local employees, too, must be accountable for their actions, just like barrio members that don't have jobs. And that also includes bar and tavern owners. Cheap beer ended the week at $5.67 a six pack.
Ok raza there you have it, for today and hope que you keep your money in your
pocket. It's a long time till Christmas.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con today’s barrio stock market report for 07082011.
First of all mi raza when barrio companies report their profits and losses every quarter, some are making it and others are not. No I am not trying to say que todos las barrio stocks aren't making monies by being part of this market, but what I am saying es que some are making money,and are just making enough to stay above water. But is that not what business is all about, staying above water?
Now for that award winning barrio stock market report:
Los taquitos: one of the major problems con los taquitos this quarter is que local taco stands are doing a poor job of producing good tacos. Many of the emails we get on this topic, tell us que los tacos aren't what they use to be. Los taquitos ended the week at $1.19 each.
Las empanadas:
Las empanadas seemed to have had a great turn around these last few months. We are told que sales are high and raza are investing mucho mas on las empanadas,like never before. It seems que barrio empanada makers and its shareholders are really putting its profits back into its business. Las empanadas ended the week at $.89 cents each.
Las tortillas:
Many tortillas companies have reported how much of their earnings have kept them reinvesting and retained earnings. But they say que part of it is que small barrio companies don't disclosing what they would have paid in salaries and other French benefits to their now low paid workers. Las tortillas ended the week at $1.45 a pack.
Los tamales:
It really hasn't been a surprise recently in noticing el tamale market is on a bounce for this quarter. What real has helped this market is the well
coordinated and well organized barrio companies are getting. Now
que our tamale guy has not been seen for at least three months and our new
tamale expert has had a heart attack. We were forced to work a bit harder in
gathering this information for you all. One major investor told us yesterday que they were planning to expand its market way beyond the county lines. Los tamales ended the week at an all time high at $6.00 a dozen .
La barbacoa de cabesa:
Now this is very interesting. It seems que el constable cadena was able to have arrested three folks involved on that llama thing we mention last week. Well its all solved now and the llama meat is back on schedule, we should see some llama meat at our barrio meat markets real soon. La barabacoa ended the week at $5.50 a lb.
Alcohol consummation report:
Here is a new twist in drinking or consumming alcohol in el barrio. Personal
responsibility: It is up to each individual barrio member, not our local or
state or even federal government, to make responsible decisions about your
drunk ass life. Personal responsibility raza is the key to a more decent and
just barrio and a just society. State, federal, and local employees, too, must be accountable for their actions, just like barrio members that don't have jobs. And that also includes bar and tavern owners. Cheap beer ended the week at $5.67 a six pack.
Ok raza there you have it, for today and hope que you keep your money in your
pocket. It's a long time till Christmas.
Thursday, July 7, 2011
hejola report for 07072011
Hejolia report for 07072011
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio resident injured and arrested for peeping tom.
Garden raiders are held for several hours until cops came and made arrest.
And finally garage sales permits fee go up.
As predicted the city and barrio leaders have increase garage sale permits for the third time this year. The fee increase is only for garage sales and not for front yard sales nor back yard sales nor in my front room house sales. The difference fee’s all depend on where you plan on holding your sale at. The new fee goes into effect this weekend.
It seems that it’s hard to find cheap labor now days, but that was not the problem at the home of Laura Owens Molina, when she caught several crack heads trying to steal some of her vegetables from her prize winning garden. She held those crack heads a gun point for several hours in her garden while they worked on her garden. She told this reporter que she was going to take the law into her own hands and in doing so she forces them to do labor on her garden. When they finally finished, she called el constable cadena too come over and pick them crack heads up. Charges will be file against the crack heads, and one charge against Laura for taking the law into her own hands.
El compadre Juan Sanchez was arrested yesterday evening after la commadre Nifia busted him looking through her bedroom window. She knew someone was watching, so she managed to sneak out of her home and came around the back an tackled Juan and held him down till el constable came and arrested him. Juan had to be taken to St. Paul’s medical center for observation, it seems que when la commadre tackled Juan she used all her 350 lbs body to knock him down and sit on him causing some injuries to his face, back, arms, head, legs, and butt. Charges are pending for both person.
Ok raza have a great day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio resident injured and arrested for peeping tom.
Garden raiders are held for several hours until cops came and made arrest.
And finally garage sales permits fee go up.
As predicted the city and barrio leaders have increase garage sale permits for the third time this year. The fee increase is only for garage sales and not for front yard sales nor back yard sales nor in my front room house sales. The difference fee’s all depend on where you plan on holding your sale at. The new fee goes into effect this weekend.
It seems that it’s hard to find cheap labor now days, but that was not the problem at the home of Laura Owens Molina, when she caught several crack heads trying to steal some of her vegetables from her prize winning garden. She held those crack heads a gun point for several hours in her garden while they worked on her garden. She told this reporter que she was going to take the law into her own hands and in doing so she forces them to do labor on her garden. When they finally finished, she called el constable cadena too come over and pick them crack heads up. Charges will be file against the crack heads, and one charge against Laura for taking the law into her own hands.
El compadre Juan Sanchez was arrested yesterday evening after la commadre Nifia busted him looking through her bedroom window. She knew someone was watching, so she managed to sneak out of her home and came around the back an tackled Juan and held him down till el constable came and arrested him. Juan had to be taken to St. Paul’s medical center for observation, it seems que when la commadre tackled Juan she used all her 350 lbs body to knock him down and sit on him causing some injuries to his face, back, arms, head, legs, and butt. Charges are pending for both person.
Ok raza have a great day.
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
hejola report for 07062011
Hejola report for 07062011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello again, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Fart bill passes city and barrio council.
Group of women protest corner store.
Ten cows and several pigs arrested inside the city limits.
It’s been several weeks since we had any farm animals come in the city limits after they had been told not to. That was not the case yesterday afternoon when more than ten cows and several pigs were arrested by el constable cadena when they were wondering around the corner of third and wells. Once they were rounded up, el constable questioned several of the farm animals but was unable to get a real answer to why they were in town. They were all packed into el constable car and were taken back to the farm. No charges are pending.
A group of large women protested yesterday La Villa Corner store for a sign he put up in front of the store not allowing any women over 200 lbs inside the store says owner Blas Ruiz. I am tired of these women coming in here and not buying anything, just wondering around the store. The rule only applied to females and not males. Mr. Ruiz was asked why only females, he said because they are the ones that come in here and not buy anything. And not only that he said I know who they are and what they want. And I want them out of here. A local equal rights attorney is being asked to look into the big matter.
Yesterday afternoon, the city and barrio council pasted the first reading of a Fart bill that would fine you if caught farting in public. The city leaders told this reporter que if this bill does pass which will require three more readings would generate about $200 per day in revenue. This fund could provide the funds that the city and barrio are short coming for 2012.
Ok raza have a great day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello again, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Fart bill passes city and barrio council.
Group of women protest corner store.
Ten cows and several pigs arrested inside the city limits.
It’s been several weeks since we had any farm animals come in the city limits after they had been told not to. That was not the case yesterday afternoon when more than ten cows and several pigs were arrested by el constable cadena when they were wondering around the corner of third and wells. Once they were rounded up, el constable questioned several of the farm animals but was unable to get a real answer to why they were in town. They were all packed into el constable car and were taken back to the farm. No charges are pending.
A group of large women protested yesterday La Villa Corner store for a sign he put up in front of the store not allowing any women over 200 lbs inside the store says owner Blas Ruiz. I am tired of these women coming in here and not buying anything, just wondering around the store. The rule only applied to females and not males. Mr. Ruiz was asked why only females, he said because they are the ones that come in here and not buy anything. And not only that he said I know who they are and what they want. And I want them out of here. A local equal rights attorney is being asked to look into the big matter.
Yesterday afternoon, the city and barrio council pasted the first reading of a Fart bill that would fine you if caught farting in public. The city leaders told this reporter que if this bill does pass which will require three more readings would generate about $200 per day in revenue. This fund could provide the funds that the city and barrio are short coming for 2012.
Ok raza have a great day.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
hejola report for 07052011
Hejolia report for 07052011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Tx. Happy holidays to ever one, my name is Johnnie el quemon con today’s award winning barrio headline news, oh by the way the rest of the staff are vacations.
Barrio looking for a few good men and women.
Two men arrested and eight women detained.
And finally, Mr. turkey released and back to work.
This weekend a familiar face was there, Mr. Turkey was back to work at the Westinghouse barrio mall greeting customers and given out balloons and candy. As you might know by now que Mr. Turkey had been arrested for putting his hands on customers when he was told not to. I think I learned my lessons says Mr. Turkey when asked what he was going to do with his problem of hugging folks. I am going to therapy.
It seems that el compadre Ramon Garcia y Hector Garcia both cousins took on a pretty big chore when they were confronted by a pack of women who didn’t like the comments this two men were making about them. Instead of calling the cops, a total of eight women decided to take on both Garcia’s on and when the dust settled both men had to be rush to the local ST. Paul’s medical center for some treatment and were arrested by el constable cadena. All eight women were questioned by el constable and charges are pending.
Yesterday the hood started its 6 month training program in gathering recyclable stuff in the hood. Let your trash at home committee had its first meeting yesterday and were trying to recruit a whole bunch of men and women to help them clean the hood and preparing for next year’s Easter recycle can program. If you are interested in being part of this national tradition please contact us.
Ok raza have a great tejano day and stay cool and be cool.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Tx. Happy holidays to ever one, my name is Johnnie el quemon con today’s award winning barrio headline news, oh by the way the rest of the staff are vacations.
Barrio looking for a few good men and women.
Two men arrested and eight women detained.
And finally, Mr. turkey released and back to work.
This weekend a familiar face was there, Mr. Turkey was back to work at the Westinghouse barrio mall greeting customers and given out balloons and candy. As you might know by now que Mr. Turkey had been arrested for putting his hands on customers when he was told not to. I think I learned my lessons says Mr. Turkey when asked what he was going to do with his problem of hugging folks. I am going to therapy.
It seems that el compadre Ramon Garcia y Hector Garcia both cousins took on a pretty big chore when they were confronted by a pack of women who didn’t like the comments this two men were making about them. Instead of calling the cops, a total of eight women decided to take on both Garcia’s on and when the dust settled both men had to be rush to the local ST. Paul’s medical center for some treatment and were arrested by el constable cadena. All eight women were questioned by el constable and charges are pending.
Yesterday the hood started its 6 month training program in gathering recyclable stuff in the hood. Let your trash at home committee had its first meeting yesterday and were trying to recruit a whole bunch of men and women to help them clean the hood and preparing for next year’s Easter recycle can program. If you are interested in being part of this national tradition please contact us.
Ok raza have a great tejano day and stay cool and be cool.
Friday, July 1, 2011
hejola report for 07012011
Hejola report for 07012011
Cchwnn.
Kingsville. Tx. Hello my name is Bill Diaz, barrio stock market report is on vacation but for now here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Large amount of ugly show up for program.
Fight breaks out inside mall area, Mr. Turkey mall mascot arrested.
And finally, barrio college rates go up and down for the fall semester of 2011.
Barrio members that plan on going to our barrio college this coming fall semester for 2011, were informed que there are going to be some big changes in our curriculum and fees. The director of the college, Alberto Esinten told this reporter que college classes cost were going to be increased by 3000 percent compare to 1970 fees. Yea we kind of overlooked how much we were charging and our board decided this past week that we were going to have to raise them fee’s if we wanted to keep the one room college open for future.
Yesterday was Barrio Ugly day, when all the ugly people known in the hood were asked to show up at the corner of third and wells for a group picture. At least 250 ugly men, women, dogs, cats, and some farm animals were given awards after a whole bunch were declared real ugly. I mean ugly says one of the judges whose name won’t be mention (henry). My god I don’t mind the the ugly people but the ugly cats, the ugly dogs and dang especially those ugly farm animals, they really took the award and the cake. Plans are on the back burner for next year.
A fight broke out inside the mall area, when several men started beating up the mall mascot Mr. Turkey when he tried to hug one of the men’s wife. I just don’t know what went into his head says the mall manager, Gloria Guerra after she was questioned on the way Mr. Turkey had been acting earlier in the day. The constable cadena wasted no time in arresting Mr. Turkey who had been warned not to touch any of the customers in or outside the mall area. Ms. Guerra was asked if she would fire Mr. Turkey, her responds was he is my cousin.
Ok raza have a great 4 of July and watch out for those fingers if you are going to be firing firecrackers.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville. Tx. Hello my name is Bill Diaz, barrio stock market report is on vacation but for now here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Large amount of ugly show up for program.
Fight breaks out inside mall area, Mr. Turkey mall mascot arrested.
And finally, barrio college rates go up and down for the fall semester of 2011.
Barrio members that plan on going to our barrio college this coming fall semester for 2011, were informed que there are going to be some big changes in our curriculum and fees. The director of the college, Alberto Esinten told this reporter que college classes cost were going to be increased by 3000 percent compare to 1970 fees. Yea we kind of overlooked how much we were charging and our board decided this past week that we were going to have to raise them fee’s if we wanted to keep the one room college open for future.
Yesterday was Barrio Ugly day, when all the ugly people known in the hood were asked to show up at the corner of third and wells for a group picture. At least 250 ugly men, women, dogs, cats, and some farm animals were given awards after a whole bunch were declared real ugly. I mean ugly says one of the judges whose name won’t be mention (henry). My god I don’t mind the the ugly people but the ugly cats, the ugly dogs and dang especially those ugly farm animals, they really took the award and the cake. Plans are on the back burner for next year.
A fight broke out inside the mall area, when several men started beating up the mall mascot Mr. Turkey when he tried to hug one of the men’s wife. I just don’t know what went into his head says the mall manager, Gloria Guerra after she was questioned on the way Mr. Turkey had been acting earlier in the day. The constable cadena wasted no time in arresting Mr. Turkey who had been warned not to touch any of the customers in or outside the mall area. Ms. Guerra was asked if she would fire Mr. Turkey, her responds was he is my cousin.
Ok raza have a great 4 of July and watch out for those fingers if you are going to be firing firecrackers.
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