hejola report for 07282011

Hejola report for 07282011.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello my friends I am Alcardo Samudio con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
La seniora garcia gets new dentures.
Barrio man blows himself up.
And finally, two vato’s arrested thinking they were wanted.
Yesterday afternoon inside Westinghouse barrio mall, Mateo y Matt vela noticed that el constable cadena and his barrio task force 666 members were investigating a crime nearby and became alarmed thinking that they might get arrested since both thought there were active warrants out on them. Mateo, age 31, managed to exit the mall area but got run over by a car outside the mall parking lot as he made his get away, and needed some medical attention. Matt, age 39, left his eight children inside the mall area, and made a run for it. When el constable finally caught up to him, he was not wanted for anything. The finally word was that it seemed que el constable had no warrants for either of the men, but faced new charges, Matt was charged for child endangerment and Mateo charged for jay walking, and not looking both ways when crossing the street.

Henry Galvan was sent to st. Paul’s medical center and placed in a medically induced coma after his homemade bomb prematurely explored as he accidentally tripped the bomb trigger before he entered the barrio bank he planned on robbery. Mr. Galvan suffered burns all over his body and lost left hand, his right eye, and a large chuck of his forehead. Charges are pending.

After being held at the st.paul’s medical center for several months, la senior Garcia filed a complaint con the owners of the medical center that someone had stolen her dentures while she was asleep. After management reviewed her case it seems that La commadre Mary Guerrero, Ms. Garcia roommate, had deceased and all her belongs had been removed and some of her personal belongs were buried with her. Ms. Garcia was given a new set of dentures due to the fact que her old ones had been buried with Ms. Guerrero.
Ok raza have a great tejano day, remember, your business is our business and my business is none of your business.