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Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now the man with the plan that has no real plan but does needs to plan, just in case his plan is planned, here is our guy from the planet earth urbano yosabatodo. Hejolia esta vato. Anyhow raza Como estan and we are packing our 1978 ford whatever and heading out to the bay for some rays. Yes raza we too need a little action Jackson around here.
This will be our last report for this month, so pay close attention:
Los tamales investors sometimes demand a higher rate of return for taking sometimes a greater risk. That is one of many reasons why los tamales stock perceived as riskier than another stock. So raza for a long-term investor and you have been waiting for a giant payoff, well we suggest que you buy now and freeze for later. Los tamales going at the end of this quarter $6.00 a dozen a .50 cents drop from last year.
Los taquitos, While los taquitos market can knock the stuffing out of your barrio investments, so far -- knock on wood compadre – los taquitos market has always bounced back and eventually gone on to new heights, that’s if you make then on your own. However, inflation, which has historically, has stripped us naked at a .2 percent a year off the value of taquitos if you were to buy them, rarely gives back what it takes away, yea really. That's why it's important that you do not put your entire barrio investments where they'll earn the highest long-term returns. Because , in the long run you will pay for it. Taquitios closed at $1.55 each and does not include a cup off coffee like it does in big town and cities.
Las empanadas market is on the rise, is a nice thought, but it is just that at this time las empanadas is one market que we don’t recommend. There has been more than enough action on this idea to make me believe that they will never ever go at four for a dollar. Is it possibly our only thing that might get us through this transition from paying at least .85 cents each, which of course is based on our economy to whatever else we end up depending on. To this end last empanadas ended this quarter at our all time highest.
La Baracoa de beef head, well we have not heard anything lately on outlawing the sales of beef heads in the near future. If there is a move on this we will for sure let you know. But we did find something very interesting a few days back. We went to visit a slaughterhouse and man is it sad to see the way the kill those poor fat cows. La Baracoa de beef going at $6.50 a lb. Easy on the grease.
And finally that cheap beer. Man can you believe que a few blocks down beer is so much cheaper than over here. Cheap beer ending at $3.65 a six-pack over here.
Friday, May 29, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
barrio stock market report for 05222009
barrio stock market and realtors report for 05222009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Once again como estan raza, I am urbano yosabatodo, Si its Friday and the end is near.
Now for our barrio report:
Las tortillas: Well la tortilla war of 2005 has not move either this way or that way and continues to see a slow start in rehiring barrio members that got layoff a few months ago. “Las tortillas in a can” own by a gringo company from across the tracks sales have increase at least 3 percent says ceo/ged/abe/esl/ Don Miller. Oh yea them folks over there are sure eating them tortillas. Las tortillas ended the week at $1.25 a dozen.
Las empanadas: Las empanada consumer has not or even made an effort to confront those business that sell their empanadas at an over rated price, but state que son fresh. Those claiming que their empanadas are better than those over there, have shown an increase of 18.5 percent. What type of an attitude should barrio consumers get watching this companies increase the price of empanadas when actually are filled with less filling. Las empanadas ended the week at $.69 cents each and that cup of coffee is extra. Las empanadas ended the week at $.57 cents each.
Los taquitos: Los taquitos board of consumer here in our hood have demonstrated que the price of taquitos has plummeted down to as low one has seen in a long time. There are several reasons why says manuel Gonzales a barrio consumer. Si now que there are more than ten taco stands in the hood its better for all of now. Todos estos want our business but realize que they have to lower the price of taquitos. Tejano tacos one new barrio taco small restaurant is leading the way in doing this by dropping the price to $.99 cents each and a free cup of coffee. This has really effected other larger taco stands and barrio restaurants, which tell us que its declined on sells has been around 10 percent up to 15 percent in some cases. Los taquitos ended the week at a very stable price of $1.45 cent each.
Los tamales: Los tamales have plummeted up to $7.00 a dozen, and Christmas not even here. Consumers are being warrant que los tamales are on the rise and if you are aware of anyone or any place selling them cheaper I would buy them now and freeze for later. Los tamales ended the week at $6.00 a dozen.
La barbacoa de cabeza: La barbacoa de cabeza has had consumer real excited here in the hood. Since the day que we mention que llamas will be the new beef in the hood for the future, the employment picture looks real good. While those that claim que there are no jobs and our hood unemployment rate is at its lowest of 22 percent ( please note this number is based on our block alone). But we see it different, now que las llamas will create plentiful of jobs here in the hood. From the farm to the slaughter house, somewhere down that chain we need people says el senor rubio owner of our new llama rancho in the edge of the hood. La barbacoa de cabeza ended the week at $5.65 a lbs.
Cheap beer: Cheap beer took a small jump up to $3.70 a six pack. But beer consumers really don’t mind now que many are staying home.
Well raza there you have it and now for our realtor report. Our hood has had a large number of apartments vacant. Many of the barrio owners of this apartments or homes don’t live here in town or live across the tracks. In most cases many owners hired or let folks that live in their apartments manage them and all the owner does is pick up the rent. Many complaints have been filed against this owner in que the folks they leave in charge don’t do the work needed to keep this apartments or homes up to standards.
From missing water heaters to stolen air conditioners have been reported and most of these items have been stolen from realities of those in charge.
Well raza there you have, and remember if you can’t eat it don’t buy it.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Once again como estan raza, I am urbano yosabatodo, Si its Friday and the end is near.
Now for our barrio report:
Las tortillas: Well la tortilla war of 2005 has not move either this way or that way and continues to see a slow start in rehiring barrio members that got layoff a few months ago. “Las tortillas in a can” own by a gringo company from across the tracks sales have increase at least 3 percent says ceo/ged/abe/esl/ Don Miller. Oh yea them folks over there are sure eating them tortillas. Las tortillas ended the week at $1.25 a dozen.
Las empanadas: Las empanada consumer has not or even made an effort to confront those business that sell their empanadas at an over rated price, but state que son fresh. Those claiming que their empanadas are better than those over there, have shown an increase of 18.5 percent. What type of an attitude should barrio consumers get watching this companies increase the price of empanadas when actually are filled with less filling. Las empanadas ended the week at $.69 cents each and that cup of coffee is extra. Las empanadas ended the week at $.57 cents each.
Los taquitos: Los taquitos board of consumer here in our hood have demonstrated que the price of taquitos has plummeted down to as low one has seen in a long time. There are several reasons why says manuel Gonzales a barrio consumer. Si now que there are more than ten taco stands in the hood its better for all of now. Todos estos want our business but realize que they have to lower the price of taquitos. Tejano tacos one new barrio taco small restaurant is leading the way in doing this by dropping the price to $.99 cents each and a free cup of coffee. This has really effected other larger taco stands and barrio restaurants, which tell us que its declined on sells has been around 10 percent up to 15 percent in some cases. Los taquitos ended the week at a very stable price of $1.45 cent each.
Los tamales: Los tamales have plummeted up to $7.00 a dozen, and Christmas not even here. Consumers are being warrant que los tamales are on the rise and if you are aware of anyone or any place selling them cheaper I would buy them now and freeze for later. Los tamales ended the week at $6.00 a dozen.
La barbacoa de cabeza: La barbacoa de cabeza has had consumer real excited here in the hood. Since the day que we mention que llamas will be the new beef in the hood for the future, the employment picture looks real good. While those that claim que there are no jobs and our hood unemployment rate is at its lowest of 22 percent ( please note this number is based on our block alone). But we see it different, now que las llamas will create plentiful of jobs here in the hood. From the farm to the slaughter house, somewhere down that chain we need people says el senor rubio owner of our new llama rancho in the edge of the hood. La barbacoa de cabeza ended the week at $5.65 a lbs.
Cheap beer: Cheap beer took a small jump up to $3.70 a six pack. But beer consumers really don’t mind now que many are staying home.
Well raza there you have it and now for our realtor report. Our hood has had a large number of apartments vacant. Many of the barrio owners of this apartments or homes don’t live here in town or live across the tracks. In most cases many owners hired or let folks that live in their apartments manage them and all the owner does is pick up the rent. Many complaints have been filed against this owner in que the folks they leave in charge don’t do the work needed to keep this apartments or homes up to standards.
From missing water heaters to stolen air conditioners have been reported and most of these items have been stolen from realities of those in charge.
Well raza there you have, and remember if you can’t eat it don’t buy it.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
hejolia report for 05202009
Hejolia report from New York city barrio daily for 05212009.
Ccwhnn.
Kingsville, tx. Heaveno raza I am Bill Diaz from the most beautiful city in the world, I would know, New York City. Well since our creator got us back to the good ole usa from our world barrio tour,we decided to moved into our new office we, that’s Bill Diaz y Maria la vandia y Frankie tuxedo zungia and last but not least Jonathon Barrio all jumped in a taxi a decided to go eat at some Mexican restaurant or something that looked Mexican. Due to our surprise we found several places to eat Mexican food. Hejolia next time we are going to us the sub way.
Anyhow we asked this Chicano looking taxi driver, which by the way was not Chicano and if he knew of any Mexican restaurant, and if he could take us there. Well esta vato took us uptown and then downtown and then here and there until we finally stopped. We stopped and ate at a place called SoHo Cantina, 199 Prince St., and b/t Sullivan and MacDougal Sts.. We were not sure what type of Spanish they spoke, but we did have a darn good time. We ordered the special of the day, which was Piggy roast, two-buck tacos, and live musica. We had a great old time and it’s Festivals for all of us. So make sure an stop at this SoHo Cantina we do recommend it.
Now for our award winning headline barrio daily news:
Barrio residents at east Brooklyn are asked to remove grapefruit tree,
Young Texan resident in NYC sues video distributor,
And finally thieves carry off empty safe.
Let go with Jonathon barrio who has that story: si, Bill,
Just yesterday a city court order la familia Saenz back to court in a few days. It seems que they la familia Saenz, who wanted to save their beloved backyard grapefruit tree from those ugly city workers who had orders to bring down any tree found in a ten mile rations north of central park, a new city eradication program. The family hired a lawyer from el barrio lawyers and us, who helped the family, file a formally claimed immunity for the tree under a provision in the 1949 Geneva Conventions. La familia Saenz lawyer pointed to a paragraph on protecting crops needed for civilians' survival during wartime, in that, said Eddie Mustard their lawyer said, "As I understand it, (the U.S.) Is in a state of war." But that didn’t make any differences to a city department of parks and trees spoken person who responded by saying: "That tree will be coming down.” He told this reporter. Another hearing is scheduled for June to review this matter.
Now back to Bill.
Now let go con Maria la vandia with this report. Thank you Bill, I am Maria la vandia. Yesterday 18-year-old Texan now living here in New York City hood told us que she was suing a video distributor for a steamy “ spring break “ video she did a year ago here in central park. The young Texan admitted that she had consented to be in a video topless, but then was only 17 at the time (and therefore a minor) and now fears the video's circulation will hamper her in "college," "career" and "church." Not only that she said, my breasts are a bit bigger now she told me. Wow.
And finally let visit con Frankie tuxedo Zungia a nonprofit group of Chicanos that serves the poor here in south new York city, they told us que thieves broke in and carried off a 450 lb safe from their office. But center director Sue Simple Simon Rodriquez said that not only was the safe empty but the group had decided to junk it a while back and was looking for someone to haul it away. They wanted to thank the person or persons that were able to carry that 450 lb safe safely.
Well that is it for today, have a great day.
Ccwhnn.
Kingsville, tx. Heaveno raza I am Bill Diaz from the most beautiful city in the world, I would know, New York City. Well since our creator got us back to the good ole usa from our world barrio tour,we decided to moved into our new office we, that’s Bill Diaz y Maria la vandia y Frankie tuxedo zungia and last but not least Jonathon Barrio all jumped in a taxi a decided to go eat at some Mexican restaurant or something that looked Mexican. Due to our surprise we found several places to eat Mexican food. Hejolia next time we are going to us the sub way.
Anyhow we asked this Chicano looking taxi driver, which by the way was not Chicano and if he knew of any Mexican restaurant, and if he could take us there. Well esta vato took us uptown and then downtown and then here and there until we finally stopped. We stopped and ate at a place called SoHo Cantina, 199 Prince St., and b/t Sullivan and MacDougal Sts.. We were not sure what type of Spanish they spoke, but we did have a darn good time. We ordered the special of the day, which was Piggy roast, two-buck tacos, and live musica. We had a great old time and it’s Festivals for all of us. So make sure an stop at this SoHo Cantina we do recommend it.
Now for our award winning headline barrio daily news:
Barrio residents at east Brooklyn are asked to remove grapefruit tree,
Young Texan resident in NYC sues video distributor,
And finally thieves carry off empty safe.
Let go with Jonathon barrio who has that story: si, Bill,
Just yesterday a city court order la familia Saenz back to court in a few days. It seems que they la familia Saenz, who wanted to save their beloved backyard grapefruit tree from those ugly city workers who had orders to bring down any tree found in a ten mile rations north of central park, a new city eradication program. The family hired a lawyer from el barrio lawyers and us, who helped the family, file a formally claimed immunity for the tree under a provision in the 1949 Geneva Conventions. La familia Saenz lawyer pointed to a paragraph on protecting crops needed for civilians' survival during wartime, in that, said Eddie Mustard their lawyer said, "As I understand it, (the U.S.) Is in a state of war." But that didn’t make any differences to a city department of parks and trees spoken person who responded by saying: "That tree will be coming down.” He told this reporter. Another hearing is scheduled for June to review this matter.
Now back to Bill.
Now let go con Maria la vandia with this report. Thank you Bill, I am Maria la vandia. Yesterday 18-year-old Texan now living here in New York City hood told us que she was suing a video distributor for a steamy “ spring break “ video she did a year ago here in central park. The young Texan admitted that she had consented to be in a video topless, but then was only 17 at the time (and therefore a minor) and now fears the video's circulation will hamper her in "college," "career" and "church." Not only that she said, my breasts are a bit bigger now she told me. Wow.
And finally let visit con Frankie tuxedo Zungia a nonprofit group of Chicanos that serves the poor here in south new York city, they told us que thieves broke in and carried off a 450 lb safe from their office. But center director Sue Simple Simon Rodriquez said that not only was the safe empty but the group had decided to junk it a while back and was looking for someone to haul it away. They wanted to thank the person or persons that were able to carry that 450 lb safe safely.
Well that is it for today, have a great day.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
spook's westside warrior news for 05202009
Spooky’s west side warrior news for 05202009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now from the dark side of town here is Lewis Mojo Lewis.
Hello, how are we doing today. Now that report from our side of the street, so let’s see what the headline news is for today:
Increase on injured firefighters,
KKK signs placed in front of white folks home.
And spy equipment stolen.
It was announced yesterday that los vatos loco barrio volunteer firefighters have had more injured in their fire station accidents last year than in putting out fires in the hood. El barrio fathers and mothers will discuss this matter at our next barrio meeting, On how to cut down on the number of accidents? One step is not to allow los vatos volunteers to drink during their stay overnight at the fire house center.
In other news this past weekend constable cadena y su staff are investigating the large number of cars vandals and damaged along con writing of “KKK” and various racial epithets on the houses of three Hispanic families. It seems que los vatos that did this damaged didn’t realize que the black hood didn’t start three blocks down the street and not from here. It could have been them folks from across the tracks. They just hate non white holidays says constable cadena.
And finally the U. S. of A. Drug Enforcement Administration Barrio office from across the tracks made a public announcement yesterday at all our local churches that a valuable piece of spying technology had been stolen from the back sit of a U.S. of A Customs agency van car while at a service station. The main dude or the head of the office is asked the public’s help for its return, and offered a small reward, but refused to identify the object except to say that it was palm-sized. Said the supervisor, “For security reasons, I can’t say what it looked like”. But if you see it let us know and we will tell you if that is what we are looking for.
Well that is it for today, folks so be cool and hang low. I am lewis mojo lewis.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now from the dark side of town here is Lewis Mojo Lewis.
Hello, how are we doing today. Now that report from our side of the street, so let’s see what the headline news is for today:
Increase on injured firefighters,
KKK signs placed in front of white folks home.
And spy equipment stolen.
It was announced yesterday that los vatos loco barrio volunteer firefighters have had more injured in their fire station accidents last year than in putting out fires in the hood. El barrio fathers and mothers will discuss this matter at our next barrio meeting, On how to cut down on the number of accidents? One step is not to allow los vatos volunteers to drink during their stay overnight at the fire house center.
In other news this past weekend constable cadena y su staff are investigating the large number of cars vandals and damaged along con writing of “KKK” and various racial epithets on the houses of three Hispanic families. It seems que los vatos that did this damaged didn’t realize que the black hood didn’t start three blocks down the street and not from here. It could have been them folks from across the tracks. They just hate non white holidays says constable cadena.
And finally the U. S. of A. Drug Enforcement Administration Barrio office from across the tracks made a public announcement yesterday at all our local churches that a valuable piece of spying technology had been stolen from the back sit of a U.S. of A Customs agency van car while at a service station. The main dude or the head of the office is asked the public’s help for its return, and offered a small reward, but refused to identify the object except to say that it was palm-sized. Said the supervisor, “For security reasons, I can’t say what it looked like”. But if you see it let us know and we will tell you if that is what we are looking for.
Well that is it for today, folks so be cool and hang low. I am lewis mojo lewis.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
hejolia report for 05192009
Hejola report for 05192009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again Como estan I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;
Drunk gets arrested for sitting in the wrong car.
Barbeque missing.
And finally, la commadre finds father of her child.
In recent months la commadre has been saying que junior was not the father of tres, their brand new baby boy. Well after the blood test came back, it turned out que junior was the father de tres was his new son. Now la commadre has to decide if she wants to come home to the family and will forgive her for all the bull shit she caused. All the parties involved will be going to court on this matter, sometime this week.
Yesterday afternoon or shall we say late afternoon, la familia Gonzales got a real surprise, it seems que they were having a barbeque and all went inside to watch that vato Indiana Jones movies an kind of forgot about the meat on the pit. When they remember about the food they went outside and realized que someone had taken all the meat. By the time the constable got there, the family had already looked all over the hood for the meat and the person or persons that rip them off. No charges have been filed , but constable is looking for your help in finding this person, if you have any information on this matter please contact the constable.
Yesterday morning el senor Juan Moreno was arrested for being drunk in public and not only that got into the wrong red small truck at the store. It seems que el senor Moreno was leaving the store and got into a similar red truck that looked like his. But when he realized que the key didn’t fit, he was in the wrong red small truck. Once el constable got here, they asked him what was wrong with him, he answer, who wasted my truck. Charges are pending.
Well there you have it folks, we are counting down towards this years tejano roots, it could be our year.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again Como estan I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;
Drunk gets arrested for sitting in the wrong car.
Barbeque missing.
And finally, la commadre finds father of her child.
In recent months la commadre has been saying que junior was not the father of tres, their brand new baby boy. Well after the blood test came back, it turned out que junior was the father de tres was his new son. Now la commadre has to decide if she wants to come home to the family and will forgive her for all the bull shit she caused. All the parties involved will be going to court on this matter, sometime this week.
Yesterday afternoon or shall we say late afternoon, la familia Gonzales got a real surprise, it seems que they were having a barbeque and all went inside to watch that vato Indiana Jones movies an kind of forgot about the meat on the pit. When they remember about the food they went outside and realized que someone had taken all the meat. By the time the constable got there, the family had already looked all over the hood for the meat and the person or persons that rip them off. No charges have been filed , but constable is looking for your help in finding this person, if you have any information on this matter please contact the constable.
Yesterday morning el senor Juan Moreno was arrested for being drunk in public and not only that got into the wrong red small truck at the store. It seems que el senor Moreno was leaving the store and got into a similar red truck that looked like his. But when he realized que the key didn’t fit, he was in the wrong red small truck. Once el constable got here, they asked him what was wrong with him, he answer, who wasted my truck. Charges are pending.
Well there you have it folks, we are counting down towards this years tejano roots, it could be our year.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
hejolia report for 05132009
Cchwnn: hejola report for 05132009.
Hello once again I am bill diaz. We would like to mention that the barrio hit parade did not appear this week due to the strike que esto musicos are in, for some reason or another there was a dance held at a local tavern and some of the bands did not get paid like promised. So this really had an impact in the hood, and now for our headline barrio news:
Up date on the Westside warrior news network con lewis mojo lewis.
barrio fleas market will open soon,
and finally, the five amigos used clothes gets rob.
Last night around 12 midnight several folks broke into the five amigos used clothes store and stole a bunch of stuff. The five amigos weren’t sure what was stolen since have their stuff is stolen anyway and the really don’t have any kind of inventory. El constable cadena did not file a complaint or report but did find that electric saw he lost a few years ago. Oh by the way, why did we say several folks were involved, es que la commadre rosa maria Gonzales was the one who called the constable. ms Gonzales 98 years old lives across the street from the five amigos.
In other news, a new barrio fleas market will be opening right across the street from our Westinghouse barrio mall. The owner, mr. full of bull has agreed to let us tour his new business next week. He wants to invite all la raza who cannot afford a store inside the mall, and have always wanted to operate a store, can come over here and open one here, he tells us. So we will be doing a follow up story on this new business in the hood.
And finally, a few words from our friends at the Westside warrior news network, are you there, lewis.
wha da dilly yo? once ag'in muh ah be lewis mojo lewis wiff da westside warrior news network. well things gots settled down here in our side o' da hood. da city has agreed ta let its residents keep da occupied city street it took over. an' da city has agreed ta make uh small barrio park in dat area fo' da kids.
but in other news, now dat lots o' new folks iz moving back ta da hood we's iz real excited dat lots o' new stores an' shops will be opening. da crime rate has gone down an' we's iz sure glad dat all dem illegal polish an' german pimpz got picked up last week. we's really dont gots any problems wiff illegals just dat many th'o't dey iz taking our jobs.. ah really dont believe dat anyhow. well ah be lewis mojo lewis an' now back ta bill at our command post in kingsville, texas. Jus' like Orenthawl James.
Ok thanks mojo. Well that’s it for today I am bill diaz and have a great tejano day.
Hello once again I am bill diaz. We would like to mention that the barrio hit parade did not appear this week due to the strike que esto musicos are in, for some reason or another there was a dance held at a local tavern and some of the bands did not get paid like promised. So this really had an impact in the hood, and now for our headline barrio news:
Up date on the Westside warrior news network con lewis mojo lewis.
barrio fleas market will open soon,
and finally, the five amigos used clothes gets rob.
Last night around 12 midnight several folks broke into the five amigos used clothes store and stole a bunch of stuff. The five amigos weren’t sure what was stolen since have their stuff is stolen anyway and the really don’t have any kind of inventory. El constable cadena did not file a complaint or report but did find that electric saw he lost a few years ago. Oh by the way, why did we say several folks were involved, es que la commadre rosa maria Gonzales was the one who called the constable. ms Gonzales 98 years old lives across the street from the five amigos.
In other news, a new barrio fleas market will be opening right across the street from our Westinghouse barrio mall. The owner, mr. full of bull has agreed to let us tour his new business next week. He wants to invite all la raza who cannot afford a store inside the mall, and have always wanted to operate a store, can come over here and open one here, he tells us. So we will be doing a follow up story on this new business in the hood.
And finally, a few words from our friends at the Westside warrior news network, are you there, lewis.
wha da dilly yo? once ag'in muh ah be lewis mojo lewis wiff da westside warrior news network. well things gots settled down here in our side o' da hood. da city has agreed ta let its residents keep da occupied city street it took over. an' da city has agreed ta make uh small barrio park in dat area fo' da kids.
but in other news, now dat lots o' new folks iz moving back ta da hood we's iz real excited dat lots o' new stores an' shops will be opening. da crime rate has gone down an' we's iz sure glad dat all dem illegal polish an' german pimpz got picked up last week. we's really dont gots any problems wiff illegals just dat many th'o't dey iz taking our jobs.. ah really dont believe dat anyhow. well ah be lewis mojo lewis an' now back ta bill at our command post in kingsville, texas. Jus' like Orenthawl James.
Ok thanks mojo. Well that’s it for today I am bill diaz and have a great tejano day.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
barrio news network con maria la vandia
Barrio news network con maria la vandia.
05122009.
Kingsville,tx. heaveno how are you , I am maria la vandia. I am really really mad con that chump Daniel lopez y su cchwnn. Since he don’t have anything to write about he goes about an post old stuff. I hate for him to keep on bringing my old pass up. But that’s another story.
Now for todays barrio news.
Well folks as we all knew and now know que since 1990 the increase in immigration has not hurt the employment prospects for many of us Americans. Yes the American worker. A study was released not too long ago and there is no evidence that increase of immigrations led to higher umemployment among Americans, said Rakesh Kochbar. Now the study however did not look at whether wages were affected. So who in the hell wants to dirty jobs that esta gente do? We all know that especially being here in texas. Look muchos won’t admit que they have at one time used mojados to do work around el rancho, your home, your yard, or even clean your home. You know it and so do i. Ok, so wha’ts the big deal? It’s the cartel my friend, it’s the cartel that is going to start that war at our southern end of this great country.
Now how about this for a summer vacation. Anytime a barrio member decides to take a vacation up north people there still think que you are a migrant worker. Si a migrant worker.
Now this is a story about such a vato that went to Wisconsin this past summer a few years ago, and details were changed a bit to keep the story more real. Most Texans in the 60’s we some what green bay packers fans. I know I was. Anyhow esta vato now that we will call chanito Johnson. Well chanito has always be and still is a packer fan. Anyhow that summer he had a change to go to Wisconsin con some friends. So chanito saw his change to visit green bay , in which by the way I have been there.
Anyhow chanito manages to get to green bay and got a change to visit Lambeau field but doesn’t have the funds to take the tour. Somehow he manages to come across a janitor or a person that works on the field. Chanito explained to this man que he wanted to just see the field and maybe bring back a small piece of that green green grass lambeau field is known for.
Well that wasn’t going to happened explained the janitor to chanito . so man if we were to allow everyone that visited our stadium take a piece of grass there wont be any grass leave.
Anyhow as the janitor opened the gate to the field, el chanito hauled ass on the field and started to eat its grass. Here the janitor called the cops and our boy chanito got arrested for trespassing and eating lambeau field grass. When he was takened to jail and was taken to court that same day. The judge fined him three hundred dollars for trespassing and required chanito to stay in jail until he passed all the grass he had eaten.
The moral of this story I quess is “dreams come true just don’t blow it”.
I am maria la vandia for barrion news network ,,, good day.
05122009.
Kingsville,tx. heaveno how are you , I am maria la vandia. I am really really mad con that chump Daniel lopez y su cchwnn. Since he don’t have anything to write about he goes about an post old stuff. I hate for him to keep on bringing my old pass up. But that’s another story.
Now for todays barrio news.
Well folks as we all knew and now know que since 1990 the increase in immigration has not hurt the employment prospects for many of us Americans. Yes the American worker. A study was released not too long ago and there is no evidence that increase of immigrations led to higher umemployment among Americans, said Rakesh Kochbar. Now the study however did not look at whether wages were affected. So who in the hell wants to dirty jobs that esta gente do? We all know that especially being here in texas. Look muchos won’t admit que they have at one time used mojados to do work around el rancho, your home, your yard, or even clean your home. You know it and so do i. Ok, so wha’ts the big deal? It’s the cartel my friend, it’s the cartel that is going to start that war at our southern end of this great country.
Now how about this for a summer vacation. Anytime a barrio member decides to take a vacation up north people there still think que you are a migrant worker. Si a migrant worker.
Now this is a story about such a vato that went to Wisconsin this past summer a few years ago, and details were changed a bit to keep the story more real. Most Texans in the 60’s we some what green bay packers fans. I know I was. Anyhow esta vato now that we will call chanito Johnson. Well chanito has always be and still is a packer fan. Anyhow that summer he had a change to go to Wisconsin con some friends. So chanito saw his change to visit green bay , in which by the way I have been there.
Anyhow chanito manages to get to green bay and got a change to visit Lambeau field but doesn’t have the funds to take the tour. Somehow he manages to come across a janitor or a person that works on the field. Chanito explained to this man que he wanted to just see the field and maybe bring back a small piece of that green green grass lambeau field is known for.
Well that wasn’t going to happened explained the janitor to chanito . so man if we were to allow everyone that visited our stadium take a piece of grass there wont be any grass leave.
Anyhow as the janitor opened the gate to the field, el chanito hauled ass on the field and started to eat its grass. Here the janitor called the cops and our boy chanito got arrested for trespassing and eating lambeau field grass. When he was takened to jail and was taken to court that same day. The judge fined him three hundred dollars for trespassing and required chanito to stay in jail until he passed all the grass he had eaten.
The moral of this story I quess is “dreams come true just don’t blow it”.
I am maria la vandia for barrion news network ,,, good day.
Monday, May 11, 2009
hejolia report for 05112009
Hejola report for 05112009
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again mi raza y Como estan todos los mojados…can you believe it rained, my god our cock roach problem has been solved for a few days. Did you know that at least a million roaches die every time it rains? Now for the barrio headline news:
Oracle Gomez sentenced to 12 years in prison,
El primo Rudy B. Acosta injured at work drunk,
And finally billy Barron wanted for criminal domestic violence.
El primo rudy b. Acosta endured about 45 seconds of excruciating pain a few days ago at the new construction area near the new barrio flea market. It seems que esta vato had taken a few drinks for lunch and was assigned to drive a small bobcat vehicle that afternoon. Well, while mr. Acosta was attempting to shut off that small tractor, he accidentally stepped on the floor lever that raises and lowers the vehicle’s front bucket. Unfortunately, he did all this at the same time.
Now mr Acosta, with one foot and his body’s weight on the lower lever, had no leverage to stop the bucket, which at that moment moved, trapping his head and his other leg. El primo buddy morgan, rescued him, resulting with many lost teeth and the need for at least one hundred stitches to his used to be handsome face. He was taken to st. paul’s medical center at the Westinghouse barrio mall for observation.
Yesterday afternoon el constable was called to the 710 west Richard regarding bill barron. It seems que when el constable got to that address, Sally wally Barron Canales Diaz, was waiting for him to file a complaint against her husband Bill. It seems que sally had just washed her hair right before el constable got to her home. The reports says que Bill argued with his wife sally, because sally had not cooked anything for dinner. Well it seems que when she began cooking in their very small kitchen, billy also started making spaghetti while eating crackers y some squeeze cheese. Well while they argued inside that small kitchen, billy boy squeezed cheese on the kitchen floor. So sally went outside and squeezed some cheese on his brand new truck. Now he came back and squeezed some cheese in her hair before fleeting in his brand new truck. El constable is asking el barrio, for help in solving this complaint. If you have seen or heard from this billy barron please contact the constables office. A small cheese reward is being offered.
And finally, oracle Gomez was sentenced to 12 years in prison for a barrio robbery last Christmas. Mr. Gomez, who by the way has been locked up for a crime he did back in 1989. mr Gomez, told the judge que he blamed the barrio robbery on federal corrections offcials. I would have turned my life around before now, Gomez said, if you officials had just sent me to a prison closer to my mother’s home here in the hood when I was locked up for that crime back then. Oh by the way as to the charges on that crime back in 1989, he was charged for shooting a police officer as he fled from a barrio stop and shop. Here Mr. Gomez had claimed self defense, hey they were shooting at me. Pesse hejola.
Ok raza there you have it for today, I am bill diaz y keep dry and stay high on tejano music.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again mi raza y Como estan todos los mojados…can you believe it rained, my god our cock roach problem has been solved for a few days. Did you know that at least a million roaches die every time it rains? Now for the barrio headline news:
Oracle Gomez sentenced to 12 years in prison,
El primo Rudy B. Acosta injured at work drunk,
And finally billy Barron wanted for criminal domestic violence.
El primo rudy b. Acosta endured about 45 seconds of excruciating pain a few days ago at the new construction area near the new barrio flea market. It seems que esta vato had taken a few drinks for lunch and was assigned to drive a small bobcat vehicle that afternoon. Well, while mr. Acosta was attempting to shut off that small tractor, he accidentally stepped on the floor lever that raises and lowers the vehicle’s front bucket. Unfortunately, he did all this at the same time.
Now mr Acosta, with one foot and his body’s weight on the lower lever, had no leverage to stop the bucket, which at that moment moved, trapping his head and his other leg. El primo buddy morgan, rescued him, resulting with many lost teeth and the need for at least one hundred stitches to his used to be handsome face. He was taken to st. paul’s medical center at the Westinghouse barrio mall for observation.
Yesterday afternoon el constable was called to the 710 west Richard regarding bill barron. It seems que when el constable got to that address, Sally wally Barron Canales Diaz, was waiting for him to file a complaint against her husband Bill. It seems que sally had just washed her hair right before el constable got to her home. The reports says que Bill argued with his wife sally, because sally had not cooked anything for dinner. Well it seems que when she began cooking in their very small kitchen, billy also started making spaghetti while eating crackers y some squeeze cheese. Well while they argued inside that small kitchen, billy boy squeezed cheese on the kitchen floor. So sally went outside and squeezed some cheese on his brand new truck. Now he came back and squeezed some cheese in her hair before fleeting in his brand new truck. El constable is asking el barrio, for help in solving this complaint. If you have seen or heard from this billy barron please contact the constables office. A small cheese reward is being offered.
And finally, oracle Gomez was sentenced to 12 years in prison for a barrio robbery last Christmas. Mr. Gomez, who by the way has been locked up for a crime he did back in 1989. mr Gomez, told the judge que he blamed the barrio robbery on federal corrections offcials. I would have turned my life around before now, Gomez said, if you officials had just sent me to a prison closer to my mother’s home here in the hood when I was locked up for that crime back then. Oh by the way as to the charges on that crime back in 1989, he was charged for shooting a police officer as he fled from a barrio stop and shop. Here Mr. Gomez had claimed self defense, hey they were shooting at me. Pesse hejola.
Ok raza there you have it for today, I am bill diaz y keep dry and stay high on tejano music.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
hejolia report for 05072009
Hejolia report for 05072009
Chicano cable hot-wired news network:
Kingsville, tx.Now from the darken room, here is David duran.
Heaveno , raza y como estan todos. Y we hope you will hava a great mother’s day. We are sure will . And now for the headline news:
Area law enforcement agents round up 100 people,
Local homeless become more homeless,
And finally fight breaks out at clown fest 09
Yesterday afternoon at the ninth annual clown fest, just like last year a fight broke out. The secret society for clowns met again here in the hood and just like last year a fight broke out between several clowns’ clan’s. The clown clans are different organizations of clowns throughout the hoods.
Last years clown fest also ended with a fight, when one clown called the other clown “clown”. So that clown asked that clown who are you calling clown, clown. Well as you might expect, that one clown hit the other clown and the rest of the clown clans jumped in, before you know says constable cadena we had a brawl between ten clowns all dressed up as clowns. Once the dust settled several of the clowns were taken in and later released on bond. The organizers of this year’s clown fest told us que there will be less beer next year. Yes, says the main clown, it never ever fails. We just need to serve less beer.
In other news, constable cadena y with some help from the cops from across the tracks helped to remover ten homeless families from our local Chicano park. It seemed que esta gente had established residences at the park and had set up mailboxes and had about ten thousand feet of extent ion cord that came from across the street to provide the families with electric power.
Park officials told us que they, the ten families, needed to be moved out of the park. All the families were taken to the edge of the hood, which by the way is on the edge of the railroad tracks that divide the city, and were asked that they could move to another park, as long as it was on this side of the tracks. Up to now there has been no report nor has anyone seen or heard from these homeless families.
And finally state, local and county law enforcement agents, without the help of our local constable, raided and arrested at least 100 people on their annual lets bust some people raids. Si says the constable cadena que estos vato came, sought and found all the folks that they were looking for. It’s the second time in two years que lets bust some people raids have been held. No word has been given on the next round up. Well raza there you have for today, hope you have a nice day and see you all later.
Chicano cable hot-wired news network:
Kingsville, tx.Now from the darken room, here is David duran.
Heaveno , raza y como estan todos. Y we hope you will hava a great mother’s day. We are sure will . And now for the headline news:
Area law enforcement agents round up 100 people,
Local homeless become more homeless,
And finally fight breaks out at clown fest 09
Yesterday afternoon at the ninth annual clown fest, just like last year a fight broke out. The secret society for clowns met again here in the hood and just like last year a fight broke out between several clowns’ clan’s. The clown clans are different organizations of clowns throughout the hoods.
Last years clown fest also ended with a fight, when one clown called the other clown “clown”. So that clown asked that clown who are you calling clown, clown. Well as you might expect, that one clown hit the other clown and the rest of the clown clans jumped in, before you know says constable cadena we had a brawl between ten clowns all dressed up as clowns. Once the dust settled several of the clowns were taken in and later released on bond. The organizers of this year’s clown fest told us que there will be less beer next year. Yes, says the main clown, it never ever fails. We just need to serve less beer.
In other news, constable cadena y with some help from the cops from across the tracks helped to remover ten homeless families from our local Chicano park. It seemed que esta gente had established residences at the park and had set up mailboxes and had about ten thousand feet of extent ion cord that came from across the street to provide the families with electric power.
Park officials told us que they, the ten families, needed to be moved out of the park. All the families were taken to the edge of the hood, which by the way is on the edge of the railroad tracks that divide the city, and were asked that they could move to another park, as long as it was on this side of the tracks. Up to now there has been no report nor has anyone seen or heard from these homeless families.
And finally state, local and county law enforcement agents, without the help of our local constable, raided and arrested at least 100 people on their annual lets bust some people raids. Si says the constable cadena que estos vato came, sought and found all the folks that they were looking for. It’s the second time in two years que lets bust some people raids have been held. No word has been given on the next round up. Well raza there you have for today, hope you have a nice day and see you all later.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
westinghouse barrio mall 05062009
Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 05062009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tex. Hi, I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s mall newsletter. Well like we all knew it was going to happen, and it did. So what’s the big deal, huh? Many times many of us get real upset con things we know that were going to happen. Gee so why are you upset, HUH?
Lets go to our girl on the street, blanca blancha blanco who is at the conjunto danceland.
Bbb: si Gloria the bands are gearing up for this real big thing this weekend. The barrio ingenuity day is coming and we have lots of folks already arriving and camping out. If you didn’t know que the barrio ingenuity day will bring many of the barrio’s creative minds con su little plastic planes they have brought to fly this coming Saturday. It should be a blast. But here is the lineup on those bands schedule to be here:
Friday:
26. Los chulos loco’s de alpine.
25. Maniosos Siete.
24. country pancho y county Leroy.
23. Falcon y su sun liners de palito blanco.
22. Cristina y los Cream Puffs.
21. DON PEDRO “el pelon cara de nopal.
And on Saturday:
20.LOS HOMETOWN BUFFET BOZS.
19.LOS HITCH HIKERS DE LA FRONTERA.
18.Siloma Griffin ruelas del group siloma del valle.
And we are real excited con siloma griffin ruelas will be back on stage. So that should be very exciting. Now back to Gloria.
Ok , thank’s triple b. now let’s go to our sports guy Frankie tuxedo zungia.
Si Gloria como esta? I am here in the center of this sports complex names Cona Lozano cash and carry sports complex and watching all the things go up needed to get this great completion together. Gloria they expect to have at least 60 or more plastic homemade planes to be part of this barrio ingenuity day. So if you have nothing to do on Saturday drive by our command post around las tres and watch the excitement. Now back to Gloria.
Ok thanks, and finally a few words on this barrio ingenuity day>
Our creator has decided to spend a large portion of this time lately building this planes and putting together a small town named barrio yarda 151. If you live anywhere around our center you would have noticed a large amount of activity in the skies.
Estos vatos, that must have lots of time on their hands have really all gone out of their way to make this happen. So my hat off to our creator and thank him for his creations. I am Gloria Guerra and like jv says keep it tejano.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tex. Hi, I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s mall newsletter. Well like we all knew it was going to happen, and it did. So what’s the big deal, huh? Many times many of us get real upset con things we know that were going to happen. Gee so why are you upset, HUH?
Lets go to our girl on the street, blanca blancha blanco who is at the conjunto danceland.
Bbb: si Gloria the bands are gearing up for this real big thing this weekend. The barrio ingenuity day is coming and we have lots of folks already arriving and camping out. If you didn’t know que the barrio ingenuity day will bring many of the barrio’s creative minds con su little plastic planes they have brought to fly this coming Saturday. It should be a blast. But here is the lineup on those bands schedule to be here:
Friday:
26. Los chulos loco’s de alpine.
25. Maniosos Siete.
24. country pancho y county Leroy.
23. Falcon y su sun liners de palito blanco.
22. Cristina y los Cream Puffs.
21. DON PEDRO “el pelon cara de nopal.
And on Saturday:
20.LOS HOMETOWN BUFFET BOZS.
19.LOS HITCH HIKERS DE LA FRONTERA.
18.Siloma Griffin ruelas del group siloma del valle.
And we are real excited con siloma griffin ruelas will be back on stage. So that should be very exciting. Now back to Gloria.
Ok , thank’s triple b. now let’s go to our sports guy Frankie tuxedo zungia.
Si Gloria como esta? I am here in the center of this sports complex names Cona Lozano cash and carry sports complex and watching all the things go up needed to get this great completion together. Gloria they expect to have at least 60 or more plastic homemade planes to be part of this barrio ingenuity day. So if you have nothing to do on Saturday drive by our command post around las tres and watch the excitement. Now back to Gloria.
Ok thanks, and finally a few words on this barrio ingenuity day>
Our creator has decided to spend a large portion of this time lately building this planes and putting together a small town named barrio yarda 151. If you live anywhere around our center you would have noticed a large amount of activity in the skies.
Estos vatos, that must have lots of time on their hands have really all gone out of their way to make this happen. So my hat off to our creator and thank him for his creations. I am Gloria Guerra and like jv says keep it tejano.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
el barrio 2009 bicycling tour de los ranchos
el barrio 2009 bicycling tour de los ranchos.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello my friends I am Framkie Tuxedio Zungia, as new director of cchwnn cycle touring alliance are proud to announce “el barrio 2009 bicycling tour de los ranchos coming this June. The tour will take you to some fantastic ranchos site that some of you city dwellers have never seen or heard about.
More information will be available on this great event and other related events planned for this summer. The tour will be a one thousand mile ride in some man days. So make sure that your two speed or less bicycle and your club meet the deadline for this great event,
el barrio 2009 bicycling tour de los ranchos.
Coming sooner than later.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello my friends I am Framkie Tuxedio Zungia, as new director of cchwnn cycle touring alliance are proud to announce “el barrio 2009 bicycling tour de los ranchos coming this June. The tour will take you to some fantastic ranchos site that some of you city dwellers have never seen or heard about.
More information will be available on this great event and other related events planned for this summer. The tour will be a one thousand mile ride in some man days. So make sure that your two speed or less bicycle and your club meet the deadline for this great event,
el barrio 2009 bicycling tour de los ranchos.
Coming sooner than later.
hejolia report for 05052009
Hejola report for 05052009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Once again I am bill Diaz con today barrio headline news. Well it’s like every year mothers brings the best of everyone. Yea. Now for barrio headline news:
Barrio 811 emergency calls place on hold.
22 arrested yesterday CINCO DE MAYO fest.
Two ways to love your mother.
Well base on a mothers day survey we took there are only two way.
Base on the results of our mothers day survey, it seems there are only two ways to really love your mother, either by visiting here for several hours or giving her ten bucks an stay for ten minutes, that was the results of this study. Oh yea after we interviews ten barrio members, we determined que this two finds were very important to many.
Well if you though that CINCO DE MAYO FEST, WAS A DAY of rest will your freaking wrong. Out of the 22 arrests made yesterday 15 were mothers who took it on their own to start shit all over. From fighting at a backyard barbeque to breaking window at the local bar, that is what el constable cadena told us yesterday. Oh yea it was a better year this year compared to other years where mothers for some reason or another took their frustrations out.
And finally, It seems that if you would have had an emergency and called the barrio emergency call hotline this passed mother’s day, you would have put on hold due to all el pedo going on in the hood. It seems que so much shit was going on que all lines were busy for at least 3 hours, starting around 6pm to around 1159 pm, based on la commadre who is in charge of this services. She told us que it seemed que someone opened the flood gates.
Well there you have it for today, counting down towards tejano roots, this could be our year.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Once again I am bill Diaz con today barrio headline news. Well it’s like every year mothers brings the best of everyone. Yea. Now for barrio headline news:
Barrio 811 emergency calls place on hold.
22 arrested yesterday CINCO DE MAYO fest.
Two ways to love your mother.
Well base on a mothers day survey we took there are only two way.
Base on the results of our mothers day survey, it seems there are only two ways to really love your mother, either by visiting here for several hours or giving her ten bucks an stay for ten minutes, that was the results of this study. Oh yea after we interviews ten barrio members, we determined que this two finds were very important to many.
Well if you though that CINCO DE MAYO FEST, WAS A DAY of rest will your freaking wrong. Out of the 22 arrests made yesterday 15 were mothers who took it on their own to start shit all over. From fighting at a backyard barbeque to breaking window at the local bar, that is what el constable cadena told us yesterday. Oh yea it was a better year this year compared to other years where mothers for some reason or another took their frustrations out.
And finally, It seems that if you would have had an emergency and called the barrio emergency call hotline this passed mother’s day, you would have put on hold due to all el pedo going on in the hood. It seems que so much shit was going on que all lines were busy for at least 3 hours, starting around 6pm to around 1159 pm, based on la commadre who is in charge of this services. She told us que it seemed que someone opened the flood gates.
Well there you have it for today, counting down towards tejano roots, this could be our year.
Friday, May 1, 2009
barrio stock market report for 05012009
Barrio stock market report for 05012009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market report. Last week we informed you that we were going to include the prices of pinto beans and rice.
Now let’s get to that award winning barrio stock market report :
Los taquitos, ended the week at $1.50 each, coffee is extra. But could go up.
Los tamales took a dive up on that steady pass this week, but ended the week at $6.00 a dozen.
Las tortillas, the price is going up. Las tortillas $1.75 a pack. Think corn tortillas? Yea.
La barbacoa de caberas ended the week higher than last week, $7.00 a lb. llama barbeque at $2.50 lbs. it’s the solution.
Las empanadas are sky high, ending the week at $.99 each. Pesse hejola.
cheap beer is cheaper but steady at $1.39. real good.
a bag of five pound bag of rice is going for $11.50.
a bag of 5 pound bag of pinto beans is going for $2.25.
Barrio want ads:
#5698: for sale used shoes and tennis shoes, size 14.
#8954: still looking for a young woman to live with older man, will provide maid outfit. Weekly salary.
#9862: we still have some baby now big easter chickens and ducks for sale, some still in good health, make offer.
#7652: womens underwear for sale, one size fits all, different colors and different types, make offer for the whole lot.
Barrio realtors : no one has any lots for sale this week.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market report. Last week we informed you that we were going to include the prices of pinto beans and rice.
Now let’s get to that award winning barrio stock market report :
Los taquitos, ended the week at $1.50 each, coffee is extra. But could go up.
Los tamales took a dive up on that steady pass this week, but ended the week at $6.00 a dozen.
Las tortillas, the price is going up. Las tortillas $1.75 a pack. Think corn tortillas? Yea.
La barbacoa de caberas ended the week higher than last week, $7.00 a lb. llama barbeque at $2.50 lbs. it’s the solution.
Las empanadas are sky high, ending the week at $.99 each. Pesse hejola.
cheap beer is cheaper but steady at $1.39. real good.
a bag of five pound bag of rice is going for $11.50.
a bag of 5 pound bag of pinto beans is going for $2.25.
Barrio want ads:
#5698: for sale used shoes and tennis shoes, size 14.
#8954: still looking for a young woman to live with older man, will provide maid outfit. Weekly salary.
#9862: we still have some baby now big easter chickens and ducks for sale, some still in good health, make offer.
#7652: womens underwear for sale, one size fits all, different colors and different types, make offer for the whole lot.
Barrio realtors : no one has any lots for sale this week.
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