Westinghouse barrio cinco de mayo program for 05052010.
Cchwnn
Kingsville,tx. Now from our news room at the Westinghouse barrio mall here is david duran and Gloria Guerra.
Hello raza como estan, I am david duran here con Gloria Guerra at our cinco de mayo Westinghouse barrio mall festival, waiting to see how packed it will get by the end of the day. Now here is Gloria Guerra con a list of activities planned for today.
Si senior, raza I am Gloria Guerra from the mall with today’s activities for el cinco de mayo festivals.
1:00pm main stage.
Tio Martio y Los cuatro clavos.
2:00pm
Siloma Griffin Ruelas del valle.
3:00pm
Harry hardcore Ramirez y su conjunto.
4:00pm
Side walkers y su side walk skaters from alpine.
6:00pm Program ends.
So if you come on down raza we are having a great time and thank you. Now back to David.
Thank you gloria, well raza there you have it for today. Short and easy. Since it’s a holiday no news for today.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
westside warrior news network for 05042010
Westside warrior news network 05042010
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again mi raza como estan , and I am Lewis mojo Lewis,and lets get it on.
Now for that award winning headline news:
One vato arrested for acting like sancho clause.
Addiction hits hard in the hood.
And finally public bathroom are need.
It seems que when you have to go, you just have to go. Well that’s the case con henry Alvarado who was busted taking a wiz, from inside of his car. It seems que henry has two broken legs an can’t really get around but it didn’t stop him from relieving oneself in public. It seems que the stop light at the corner of wells and third was not working yesterday and it was on red for hours and hours, in which henry hadn’t realized this.
You know that ever hood in any given town has its addictions, regardless who they are. Many can say, to a primo or something like that, that your relationship with drugs, with cigarettes, with food , or with alcohol sometime is more important to you than a relationship with people or god, and that is what Pedro Valdez. It seems that his whole life evolved in the drug culture and finally took his life. Yesterday morning he was found death at the corner of third and wells sitting there. It seems based on the police report que Pedro had been sitting on that corner for more than three days and no one took notice, until yesterday morning when a drive bye noticed his shoes were missing. An investigation is being done. If you have any information concerning this crime please don’t call us.
It seems that those winter Texans bring in the most of folks. Well it seems que panchito Gomez did it again. For the last few years esta winter Texans well he thinks he’s one was arrested by el constable cadena at the corner of wells and third. It seems que esta vato loves to take pictures of him and folks sitting on his lap. El sancho clause was asked not to wear the uniform till after thanksgiving.
Well folks that’s it, and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again mi raza como estan , and I am Lewis mojo Lewis,and lets get it on.
Now for that award winning headline news:
One vato arrested for acting like sancho clause.
Addiction hits hard in the hood.
And finally public bathroom are need.
It seems que when you have to go, you just have to go. Well that’s the case con henry Alvarado who was busted taking a wiz, from inside of his car. It seems que henry has two broken legs an can’t really get around but it didn’t stop him from relieving oneself in public. It seems que the stop light at the corner of wells and third was not working yesterday and it was on red for hours and hours, in which henry hadn’t realized this.
You know that ever hood in any given town has its addictions, regardless who they are. Many can say, to a primo or something like that, that your relationship with drugs, with cigarettes, with food , or with alcohol sometime is more important to you than a relationship with people or god, and that is what Pedro Valdez. It seems that his whole life evolved in the drug culture and finally took his life. Yesterday morning he was found death at the corner of third and wells sitting there. It seems based on the police report que Pedro had been sitting on that corner for more than three days and no one took notice, until yesterday morning when a drive bye noticed his shoes were missing. An investigation is being done. If you have any information concerning this crime please don’t call us.
It seems that those winter Texans bring in the most of folks. Well it seems que panchito Gomez did it again. For the last few years esta winter Texans well he thinks he’s one was arrested by el constable cadena at the corner of wells and third. It seems que esta vato loves to take pictures of him and folks sitting on his lap. El sancho clause was asked not to wear the uniform till after thanksgiving.
Well folks that’s it, and have a great tejano day.
Monday, May 3, 2010
exclusive interview con Natajja Gomez
Exclusive interview con Natajja Gomez.
Cchwnn. Hello again Blanca Blanch Blanco on the road again and almost to my next interview con a beautiful young lady named Natajja Gomez. It was really a long walk from San Jose but we finally got here. Besides her doing her thing she is a very talented singer and working her way up the tejano charts. So enough of that and let’s get to that interview.
BBB: hello Natajja, I want to thank you for give us time to conduct this interview?
NG: Your so welcomed, and thank you for having me here with you.
BBB; can you please share a little information about yourself?
NG: Sure, my name is Natajja Nicole Gomez, im from Las Cruces, New Mexico and am 19 years old. I attend NMSU where I plan to major in nursing and music. Currently I am working on my first self titled cd to be released in the near future.
BBB: so tell us how does it feel to be working with your new music producers Tony y Raul/
Ng: It has been a great experience. Raul was the one who laid down the tracks to "Cuatro Caminos". Tony mastered, produced the song. Tony has guided me to make the right decisions in the Tejano Industry. They are very talented in what they do and I’m so happy to have them supporting me. I not only know them as great producers but consider them to be my friends.
BBB: comparing your new direction on your musical career what changes do we expect from you?
NG: I personally do not expect to change my music very much. I want to introduce a new style of tejano with a touch of that New Mexico flavor. I plan to work hard and produce music that everyone can enjoy and dance to.
BBB: it seems that your family plays a very important role in your musical career, what are your feels about that?
NG: My family is very important to me. Without their support I would not be where I am today. I have always wanted to be an Artist and not once has my family told me I can’t. They always inspire me to go out in life and achieve my goals. With God by my side I know I can live this dream of mine. Everyone needs a family backbone and mine is strong and very hard to break.
BBB: has singing or singing with a band, been a goal of yours?
NG: This has been a goal of mine for a long time, ever since earlier times, more than I can remember. When I was about 5 years old I would stand in front of the mirror and pretend I was singing to a big crowd of people. I would sing songs that I loved and would capture my family's attention and say "One day you will be a star". Today, that goal has never died, but only has grown and led me where I am today.
BBB: what are some of your long term goals en la onda tejana?
NG: La Onda Tejana has welcomed me with open arms. My long term goal is to make everyone that is involved in tejano music proud to have me in the industry and to call me "One of their Own". I plan to have a long career in music and thank you all for your support. Without you, the fans, the music there is no "La Onda Tejana".
BBB" I hear you will be doing a song with "The Cardenas Brothers" can you tell us about that?
NG: Sure, I have been invited to sing a brand new song, never heard before on their upcoming new cd. It will be a "Cumbia" which I am so excited to do. As you know the Cardenas Brothers were original band member to the ever popular "La Differencia" I will be featured as a new upcoming artist. This opportunity to be featured with them and their support has given me great expectations to succeed.
BBB: how do your friends feel about your success as a singer?
NG: They are all very excited for me. They all remember the days when we talked about what we wanted to do in life, and music is what I always wanted to do. You have non-believers but I have never let this bother me, it only make me stronger.
BBB: when you were younger did you ever sing karaoke?
NG: Laughing, "All the time" had my own karaoke. My sister and I could sit there and sing all day. We would go to birthday parties, family gatherings and there it was. Everyone would ask us to sing. Of course I enjoyed the attention.
BBB: I read somewhere that when you are singing you feel that you are in your own little world, can you tell about that?
NG: Music in my heart has a very special place. When I sing I feel all my emotions. With singing, everything goes away, there is only happiness. I have always felt this way, I feel a connection with music and no matter where I am "I will always feel the music in my world".
BBB: If give a chance to speak to young people what encouraging words would you relay to them?
Ng: Don’’t ever give up. Stay away from all bad things. Don’t do drugs and always surround yourself with positive people. Keep God and your family close and don’t give up on your goals. The world is yours to take, but its up to you to grasp it.
BBB: well Ms. Natajja we want to thank you for this interview and wish the best of luck in your career?
Ng: Thank you for your time and support to the tejano industry. It was an honor to do this interview and hope to do more in the near future. At this time I would also like to thank, Tony "tgmusictrax", Raul "Big Cat Productions" , Albert "La Reina Promotions. To all my fans "Hugs and Kisses". "Mom, dad, brothers, sisters and the rest of my extended family, I Love You....."
BBB: well folks as I leave the great state of New Mexico an on the way to Houston, tex. I find it very interesting on how large es la onda tejana in our great country of ours. I am Blanca Blanch Blanco, have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn. Hello again Blanca Blanch Blanco on the road again and almost to my next interview con a beautiful young lady named Natajja Gomez. It was really a long walk from San Jose but we finally got here. Besides her doing her thing she is a very talented singer and working her way up the tejano charts. So enough of that and let’s get to that interview.
BBB: hello Natajja, I want to thank you for give us time to conduct this interview?
NG: Your so welcomed, and thank you for having me here with you.
BBB; can you please share a little information about yourself?
NG: Sure, my name is Natajja Nicole Gomez, im from Las Cruces, New Mexico and am 19 years old. I attend NMSU where I plan to major in nursing and music. Currently I am working on my first self titled cd to be released in the near future.
BBB: so tell us how does it feel to be working with your new music producers Tony y Raul/
Ng: It has been a great experience. Raul was the one who laid down the tracks to "Cuatro Caminos". Tony mastered, produced the song. Tony has guided me to make the right decisions in the Tejano Industry. They are very talented in what they do and I’m so happy to have them supporting me. I not only know them as great producers but consider them to be my friends.
BBB: comparing your new direction on your musical career what changes do we expect from you?
NG: I personally do not expect to change my music very much. I want to introduce a new style of tejano with a touch of that New Mexico flavor. I plan to work hard and produce music that everyone can enjoy and dance to.
BBB: it seems that your family plays a very important role in your musical career, what are your feels about that?
NG: My family is very important to me. Without their support I would not be where I am today. I have always wanted to be an Artist and not once has my family told me I can’t. They always inspire me to go out in life and achieve my goals. With God by my side I know I can live this dream of mine. Everyone needs a family backbone and mine is strong and very hard to break.
BBB: has singing or singing with a band, been a goal of yours?
NG: This has been a goal of mine for a long time, ever since earlier times, more than I can remember. When I was about 5 years old I would stand in front of the mirror and pretend I was singing to a big crowd of people. I would sing songs that I loved and would capture my family's attention and say "One day you will be a star". Today, that goal has never died, but only has grown and led me where I am today.
BBB: what are some of your long term goals en la onda tejana?
NG: La Onda Tejana has welcomed me with open arms. My long term goal is to make everyone that is involved in tejano music proud to have me in the industry and to call me "One of their Own". I plan to have a long career in music and thank you all for your support. Without you, the fans, the music there is no "La Onda Tejana".
BBB" I hear you will be doing a song with "The Cardenas Brothers" can you tell us about that?
NG: Sure, I have been invited to sing a brand new song, never heard before on their upcoming new cd. It will be a "Cumbia" which I am so excited to do. As you know the Cardenas Brothers were original band member to the ever popular "La Differencia" I will be featured as a new upcoming artist. This opportunity to be featured with them and their support has given me great expectations to succeed.
BBB: how do your friends feel about your success as a singer?
NG: They are all very excited for me. They all remember the days when we talked about what we wanted to do in life, and music is what I always wanted to do. You have non-believers but I have never let this bother me, it only make me stronger.
BBB: when you were younger did you ever sing karaoke?
NG: Laughing, "All the time" had my own karaoke. My sister and I could sit there and sing all day. We would go to birthday parties, family gatherings and there it was. Everyone would ask us to sing. Of course I enjoyed the attention.
BBB: I read somewhere that when you are singing you feel that you are in your own little world, can you tell about that?
NG: Music in my heart has a very special place. When I sing I feel all my emotions. With singing, everything goes away, there is only happiness. I have always felt this way, I feel a connection with music and no matter where I am "I will always feel the music in my world".
BBB: If give a chance to speak to young people what encouraging words would you relay to them?
Ng: Don’’t ever give up. Stay away from all bad things. Don’t do drugs and always surround yourself with positive people. Keep God and your family close and don’t give up on your goals. The world is yours to take, but its up to you to grasp it.
BBB: well Ms. Natajja we want to thank you for this interview and wish the best of luck in your career?
Ng: Thank you for your time and support to the tejano industry. It was an honor to do this interview and hope to do more in the near future. At this time I would also like to thank, Tony "tgmusictrax", Raul "Big Cat Productions" , Albert "La Reina Promotions. To all my fans "Hugs and Kisses". "Mom, dad, brothers, sisters and the rest of my extended family, I Love You....."
BBB: well folks as I leave the great state of New Mexico an on the way to Houston, tex. I find it very interesting on how large es la onda tejana in our great country of ours. I am Blanca Blanch Blanco, have a great tejano day.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 04292010
Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter 04292010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Once again I am Gloria Guerra the mall manager of this fine mall, besides all you read yesterday on that hejola barrio headline news, the clown fest, has been reschedule for this weekend. It turned out that none of the clowns that got busted here at the mall were not real clowns, just plan clowns. But we are going to hire extra security just to make sure. In the past we have had a bunch of bad clowns come here and kind of damages some parts of the mall, but some serious talks have been held con the two clown union here in the hood que they will try an act their age.
But besides all this bull, let’s go to maria la vandia con here report at the mall stage. Si Gloria, I am maria y chingos de pedo has been going on here at the mall this past few days. It looks like a war zone con chingos de cops y narcoses. Pero we do have our act together for this weekend. It seems that the clown fest always brings out lots of children y family. So make a day of fun and joy.
Ok thanks maria, now let’s go con our sports guy Frankie tuxedo zuniga.
Oh yea raza como estan, I am Frankie con a very privileged to announce que we will be having all kind of competition during this clown fest. So of the events are the following:
Throwing pie contest, eating beans and rice contest, watermelon spitting seed contest, a three legged clown race, balloon blowing contest, a beer drinking contest, and a few wrestling matches have been schedule also. Now if any shit is started we hope que we can keep under control. So as you can see Gloria we have chingos de things to do this coming weekend at our annual clown fest 2010.
Ok Frankie an keep itup boy, now let’s make sure we got this right, the clown fest 2010 is back on schedule and we have lots of thing for the whole family, and lots of security has been hired just in case que los clown lose la onda.
I am Gloria Guerra mall manager,
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Once again I am Gloria Guerra the mall manager of this fine mall, besides all you read yesterday on that hejola barrio headline news, the clown fest, has been reschedule for this weekend. It turned out that none of the clowns that got busted here at the mall were not real clowns, just plan clowns. But we are going to hire extra security just to make sure. In the past we have had a bunch of bad clowns come here and kind of damages some parts of the mall, but some serious talks have been held con the two clown union here in the hood que they will try an act their age.
But besides all this bull, let’s go to maria la vandia con here report at the mall stage. Si Gloria, I am maria y chingos de pedo has been going on here at the mall this past few days. It looks like a war zone con chingos de cops y narcoses. Pero we do have our act together for this weekend. It seems that the clown fest always brings out lots of children y family. So make a day of fun and joy.
Ok thanks maria, now let’s go con our sports guy Frankie tuxedo zuniga.
Oh yea raza como estan, I am Frankie con a very privileged to announce que we will be having all kind of competition during this clown fest. So of the events are the following:
Throwing pie contest, eating beans and rice contest, watermelon spitting seed contest, a three legged clown race, balloon blowing contest, a beer drinking contest, and a few wrestling matches have been schedule also. Now if any shit is started we hope que we can keep under control. So as you can see Gloria we have chingos de things to do this coming weekend at our annual clown fest 2010.
Ok Frankie an keep itup boy, now let’s make sure we got this right, the clown fest 2010 is back on schedule and we have lots of thing for the whole family, and lots of security has been hired just in case que los clown lose la onda.
I am Gloria Guerra mall manager,
Friday, April 23, 2010
interview con el gruupo aldaco
Exclusive interview con el Super Grupo Aldaco, 2010.
Cchwnn.
Somewhere in Lansing Michigan, hello I a Blanca Blanch Blanco on the road again and preparing to team up con el super Grupo Aldaco. We are real excited about doing this. By the way this isn’t the first time I have walked this far, but that’s another story.
El Grupo Aldaco is real excited about their new cd “ Moving On” , and we want to thank them for taking the time for this interview from their real busy scheduled. Well enough of that, let’s get to that long walk interview in Michigan con Danny Aldaco the boss man del grupo.
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BB: hello Danny Aldaco we want to thank you for this interview y how are you doing?
D: Thank you, and me and the group are doing well, thanks for asking.
BBB: can you tell us a little bit about your “ movin on “ cd?
D: Yes, "Movin' On" was released on Ritmo Records in March of 2009 at the Tejano Music Awards Fan Fair. It consists of mostly original songs written by my brother, Ernesto Aldaco. The CD has already produced 3 number 1's, and 5 top 10 songs.
BBB: can you give us a little background on how this group started and more or less when?
D:Grupo Aldaco originated from my dad, Juve Aldaco back in the early 1960's as a norteno group. Later in the years as we grew, we ended up playing in his group and eventually the group became Grupo Aldaco.
BBB: being from Michigan one would say wow, how odd do you find it coming down to texas and doing your thing here ?
D: First I would like to say that Tejano music is a big thing here in Michigan. There are many great tejano groups here in the Midwest. Going to Texas and performing for the Texas crowd is great! Sometimes the people will ask us what part of Texas are we from, and when we tell them we are from Lansing, MI, they are in total shock! They just can't imagine a group like us is from Michigan.
BBB: being in the music business for awhile do you find it difficult to get gigs there in Lansing and the surrounding states?
D: Being that we've been in the music business for quite a few years, Grupo Aldaco's name is pretty much out there, so we are usually pretty booked every weekend.
BBB: what’s the coldest weather wise dance hall you guys have jammed in?
D: Well, it does get cold over here in Michigan, but the dance halls have heat so I guess the coldest place that we have played at is probably outside in November at a Dia De Los Muertos event. It started raining, then it snowed!
BBB: what’s in the near future for EL grupo ALdaco?
D: Our new CD should be out sometime in the summer, September/October 2010. There will be alot of surprises on this CD!
BBB: how do you guys go about selecting your music and what to play or record?
D: I am actually the producer and arranger of all of Grupo Aldaco's music. My Brother Ernesto Aldaco gives me many of his songs to choose from. I then select which ones I think will be good for the CD. Then I start getting ideas for the arrangements, record the ideas at a home studio, then go and lay the tracks at a professional studio.
BBB: I see that your group is made up of lots of family members, do you find it hard to work with family and a female singer?
D: Not al all. Our guitar player and drummer are brothers, me and JR(the male vocalist) are brothers, and Jenny(the female vocalist) is our cousin.
BBB: If you were given the opportunity to speak to one thousand young people what words of encouragement would you say?
D: First of all I would say, education is the most important thing at the present time. Finish school. Then go for that goal that you have dreamed of. Don't give up, Make your dreams become a reality.
BBB: well Danny we want to thank you again for your interview and I am more than sure you are aware that I walked all the way here?
D: Thank you Blanca! And you must be tired! I'm sure your glad that it is April and there is no more snow here in Michigan! Or you probably would have been frozen by now!!! lol
BBB: again thank you and god bless you all,
Danny Aldaco, Joe Pizana, Victor Pizana, Alfie Diaz Jr.,
J.R. Aldaco, Jenny Albarez and Javier Sandoval.
D: Thank you Blanca, and we appreciate everything you do for Tejano Music!
BBB; well raza there you have it. As I walk away from the mid west I tell myself que there are chingos de raza up here y la onda is alive and well, I am Blanca Blanch Blanco and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Somewhere in Lansing Michigan, hello I a Blanca Blanch Blanco on the road again and preparing to team up con el super Grupo Aldaco. We are real excited about doing this. By the way this isn’t the first time I have walked this far, but that’s another story.
El Grupo Aldaco is real excited about their new cd “ Moving On” , and we want to thank them for taking the time for this interview from their real busy scheduled. Well enough of that, let’s get to that long walk interview in Michigan con Danny Aldaco the boss man del grupo.
•
BB: hello Danny Aldaco we want to thank you for this interview y how are you doing?
D: Thank you, and me and the group are doing well, thanks for asking.
BBB: can you tell us a little bit about your “ movin on “ cd?
D: Yes, "Movin' On" was released on Ritmo Records in March of 2009 at the Tejano Music Awards Fan Fair. It consists of mostly original songs written by my brother, Ernesto Aldaco. The CD has already produced 3 number 1's, and 5 top 10 songs.
BBB: can you give us a little background on how this group started and more or less when?
D:Grupo Aldaco originated from my dad, Juve Aldaco back in the early 1960's as a norteno group. Later in the years as we grew, we ended up playing in his group and eventually the group became Grupo Aldaco.
BBB: being from Michigan one would say wow, how odd do you find it coming down to texas and doing your thing here ?
D: First I would like to say that Tejano music is a big thing here in Michigan. There are many great tejano groups here in the Midwest. Going to Texas and performing for the Texas crowd is great! Sometimes the people will ask us what part of Texas are we from, and when we tell them we are from Lansing, MI, they are in total shock! They just can't imagine a group like us is from Michigan.
BBB: being in the music business for awhile do you find it difficult to get gigs there in Lansing and the surrounding states?
D: Being that we've been in the music business for quite a few years, Grupo Aldaco's name is pretty much out there, so we are usually pretty booked every weekend.
BBB: what’s the coldest weather wise dance hall you guys have jammed in?
D: Well, it does get cold over here in Michigan, but the dance halls have heat so I guess the coldest place that we have played at is probably outside in November at a Dia De Los Muertos event. It started raining, then it snowed!
BBB: what’s in the near future for EL grupo ALdaco?
D: Our new CD should be out sometime in the summer, September/October 2010. There will be alot of surprises on this CD!
BBB: how do you guys go about selecting your music and what to play or record?
D: I am actually the producer and arranger of all of Grupo Aldaco's music. My Brother Ernesto Aldaco gives me many of his songs to choose from. I then select which ones I think will be good for the CD. Then I start getting ideas for the arrangements, record the ideas at a home studio, then go and lay the tracks at a professional studio.
BBB: I see that your group is made up of lots of family members, do you find it hard to work with family and a female singer?
D: Not al all. Our guitar player and drummer are brothers, me and JR(the male vocalist) are brothers, and Jenny(the female vocalist) is our cousin.
BBB: If you were given the opportunity to speak to one thousand young people what words of encouragement would you say?
D: First of all I would say, education is the most important thing at the present time. Finish school. Then go for that goal that you have dreamed of. Don't give up, Make your dreams become a reality.
BBB: well Danny we want to thank you again for your interview and I am more than sure you are aware that I walked all the way here?
D: Thank you Blanca! And you must be tired! I'm sure your glad that it is April and there is no more snow here in Michigan! Or you probably would have been frozen by now!!! lol
BBB: again thank you and god bless you all,
Danny Aldaco, Joe Pizana, Victor Pizana, Alfie Diaz Jr.,
J.R. Aldaco, Jenny Albarez and Javier Sandoval.
D: Thank you Blanca, and we appreciate everything you do for Tejano Music!
BBB; well raza there you have it. As I walk away from the mid west I tell myself que there are chingos de raza up here y la onda is alive and well, I am Blanca Blanch Blanco and have a great tejano day.
barrio stock market report for 04232010
Barrio stock market report for 04232010
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s
barrio stock market report.
Now let’s get to that award winning barrio stock market report :
>Los taquitos, ended the week at $1.50 each, coffee is extra. But could go up.
>Los tamales took a dive up on that steady pass this week, but ended the week at $6.00 a dozen.
>Las tortillas, the price is going up. Las tortillas $1.65 a pack. Think corn tortillas? Yea.
La barbacoa de caberas ended the week higher than last week, $7.00 a lb. llama barbeque at $2.50 lbs. it’s the solution.
..
< cheap beer is cheaper but steady at a higher price $4.95 a six pack.
Barrio want ads:
#5698: for sale used shoes and tennis shoes, size 14.
#8954: still looking for a young woman to live with older man, will provide maid outfit. Weekly salary.
#9862: we still have some baby now big easter chickens and ducks for sale, some still in good health, make offer.
#7652: womens underwear for sale, one size fits all, different colors and different types, make offer for the whole lot.
Barrio realtors : no one has any lots for sale this week.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s
barrio stock market report.
Now let’s get to that award winning barrio stock market report :
>Los taquitos, ended the week at $1.50 each, coffee is extra. But could go up.
>Los tamales took a dive up on that steady pass this week, but ended the week at $6.00 a dozen.
>Las tortillas, the price is going up. Las tortillas $1.65 a pack. Think corn tortillas? Yea.
La barbacoa de caberas ended the week higher than last week, $7.00 a lb. llama barbeque at $2.50 lbs. it’s the solution.
..
< cheap beer is cheaper but steady at a higher price $4.95 a six pack.
Barrio want ads:
#5698: for sale used shoes and tennis shoes, size 14.
#8954: still looking for a young woman to live with older man, will provide maid outfit. Weekly salary.
#9862: we still have some baby now big easter chickens and ducks for sale, some still in good health, make offer.
#7652: womens underwear for sale, one size fits all, different colors and different types, make offer for the whole lot.
Barrio realtors : no one has any lots for sale this week.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
hejola report for 04212010
Hejola report for 03182008.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con our special break up date con maria la vandia.
Si bill its been awhile but I am back, maria la vandia, just back from way out west and visited with some friends there but that’s another story. But for today, here are some barrio spring back headline news:
Three barrio men busted for making out con a mesquite tree.
Two barrio spring breakers mistaking constable car for taxicab.
And finally tres are arrested for stealing a barbecue grill.
Yes, can you believe this three vatos were drunk and had run out of money on their way to the south padre island, and stopped in the hood to see what they could cook up. Well they sure did , while scoping out the hood estos ways saw el barbecue grill de paul’s barbecue cooking its traditional chicken. They decided to steal the pit. So one of the vatos jumped out of the car and rolled the stolen pit about ten feet when the chain that secured the pit, stretched as far as it could go, ring an alarm hooked up to the pit. Before they knew it, there was eight men and two women checking out the noise when these people surrounded the three men, while el constable got there to arrest them.
In other news two drunks seemed to have drank a bit too much yesterday evening at the HI-Ho motel just inside the barrio. When leaving the HI-HO MOTEL bar, they seemed to have forgotten that they were staying overnight right here at the motel, but instead jumped inside the constable cadena’s squad car parked in front of the motel. The constable was as surprise as the two drunks were. None of the men were arrested but instead two other men were, that was the reason el constable was here in the first place.
That was the reason el constable had come over to hi-ho motel cause someone had reported that Three barrio men were making out con a mesquite tree. When the constable got there he parked his car right in front of the bar and managed only to arrest two of the reported sex perverts. Its real sad says the constable que group men cant tell the differences between real women and a tree. The two men were arrested and taken to the cop shop across the tracks.
So raza as you can see, spring break can make you do thing que in the morning you wont remember, because you wont. I am maria la vandia con this report counting down towards tejano roots, this could be our year.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con our special break up date con maria la vandia.
Si bill its been awhile but I am back, maria la vandia, just back from way out west and visited with some friends there but that’s another story. But for today, here are some barrio spring back headline news:
Three barrio men busted for making out con a mesquite tree.
Two barrio spring breakers mistaking constable car for taxicab.
And finally tres are arrested for stealing a barbecue grill.
Yes, can you believe this three vatos were drunk and had run out of money on their way to the south padre island, and stopped in the hood to see what they could cook up. Well they sure did , while scoping out the hood estos ways saw el barbecue grill de paul’s barbecue cooking its traditional chicken. They decided to steal the pit. So one of the vatos jumped out of the car and rolled the stolen pit about ten feet when the chain that secured the pit, stretched as far as it could go, ring an alarm hooked up to the pit. Before they knew it, there was eight men and two women checking out the noise when these people surrounded the three men, while el constable got there to arrest them.
In other news two drunks seemed to have drank a bit too much yesterday evening at the HI-Ho motel just inside the barrio. When leaving the HI-HO MOTEL bar, they seemed to have forgotten that they were staying overnight right here at the motel, but instead jumped inside the constable cadena’s squad car parked in front of the motel. The constable was as surprise as the two drunks were. None of the men were arrested but instead two other men were, that was the reason el constable was here in the first place.
That was the reason el constable had come over to hi-ho motel cause someone had reported that Three barrio men were making out con a mesquite tree. When the constable got there he parked his car right in front of the bar and managed only to arrest two of the reported sex perverts. Its real sad says the constable que group men cant tell the differences between real women and a tree. The two men were arrested and taken to the cop shop across the tracks.
So raza as you can see, spring break can make you do thing que in the morning you wont remember, because you wont. I am maria la vandia con this report counting down towards tejano roots, this could be our year.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
hejola report for 04152010
HEJOLIA REPORT for 04152010.
Cchwnn
Kingsville, tx. Hello oh by the way its tax time. Now from our underground office at the mall here is david duran.
Heaveno raza como estan. Now for some good news from the hood. First of all we have been getting lots of email concerning on our stand on la onda tejana. We keep on telling our leader that long hair hippie to keep his mouth shut on issues that deal con la raza. He is just like a little boy doesn’t listen or even pay attention.
But we thank Daniel for bring up the subject, now we are waiting to see how he is going to respond. Now for the headline news:
Stolen stuff found and returned,
Vatos loco volunteer firefighters get big donation, and seeking more volunteers.
And finally cinco de mayo program planned
Yesterday afternoon our office along con el Westinghouse barrio mall announced que this year’s CINCO DE MAYO PROGRAM will be held at the mall. Si says Gloria Guerrera que we are joining forces con cchwn to put on the best cinco de mayo program together.
In other news our vato’s loco volunteer firefighters got several things going this week. First of all someone donated a total of ten new buckets for them to use. You see our vato’s don’t have a fire truck, but what they do have is that 1978 ford whatever painted cherry red and has volunteers painted on the side. The whole idea of them being firefighters was that they would arrive first and make an effort to take control of a fire before the real guys showed up from across the tracks. In many reported cases los vato’s have not be able to sustain any fire never less turn one off. There is one insist where they did managed to turn off a fire that was at a big home here in the hood. And somehow the dog house got on fire and the managed to control that one within hours.
Second, the vato locos volunteer firefighters are looking for mass locos to join their unit here in the hood. Application can be send to us at our email. What kind of qualification do you need, just do some kind of illegal drug. Please list the type of drugs you do so we can hood you up with a partner here at the station. So if you are able and willing to tackle this job just call that’s all.
And finally, all twenty members of different families came by our office to see if they could claim what had been recovered by the constable this past week. Yes says constable cadena, it was very exceed to see how many people came to claim stuff that wasn’t even theirs. But at the end almost everything was taken with or without a claim ticket. We just wanted to get rid of all this stuff says constable cadena. Now if you have had something stolen within the last three weeks here in our hood and didn’t claim it yesterday, we did take pictures of the stuff and a list of whom took what. Now if you can show proof that that stuff belongs to you, we will go to those that claimed it was their without a recite and bring it back to our office and hold it here for you to pick up. Now that is good news.
Well raza there you have it for today. Have a great day and lock your stuff up.
Cchwnn
Kingsville, tx. Hello oh by the way its tax time. Now from our underground office at the mall here is david duran.
Heaveno raza como estan. Now for some good news from the hood. First of all we have been getting lots of email concerning on our stand on la onda tejana. We keep on telling our leader that long hair hippie to keep his mouth shut on issues that deal con la raza. He is just like a little boy doesn’t listen or even pay attention.
But we thank Daniel for bring up the subject, now we are waiting to see how he is going to respond. Now for the headline news:
Stolen stuff found and returned,
Vatos loco volunteer firefighters get big donation, and seeking more volunteers.
And finally cinco de mayo program planned
Yesterday afternoon our office along con el Westinghouse barrio mall announced que this year’s CINCO DE MAYO PROGRAM will be held at the mall. Si says Gloria Guerrera que we are joining forces con cchwn to put on the best cinco de mayo program together.
In other news our vato’s loco volunteer firefighters got several things going this week. First of all someone donated a total of ten new buckets for them to use. You see our vato’s don’t have a fire truck, but what they do have is that 1978 ford whatever painted cherry red and has volunteers painted on the side. The whole idea of them being firefighters was that they would arrive first and make an effort to take control of a fire before the real guys showed up from across the tracks. In many reported cases los vato’s have not be able to sustain any fire never less turn one off. There is one insist where they did managed to turn off a fire that was at a big home here in the hood. And somehow the dog house got on fire and the managed to control that one within hours.
Second, the vato locos volunteer firefighters are looking for mass locos to join their unit here in the hood. Application can be send to us at our email. What kind of qualification do you need, just do some kind of illegal drug. Please list the type of drugs you do so we can hood you up with a partner here at the station. So if you are able and willing to tackle this job just call that’s all.
And finally, all twenty members of different families came by our office to see if they could claim what had been recovered by the constable this past week. Yes says constable cadena, it was very exceed to see how many people came to claim stuff that wasn’t even theirs. But at the end almost everything was taken with or without a claim ticket. We just wanted to get rid of all this stuff says constable cadena. Now if you have had something stolen within the last three weeks here in our hood and didn’t claim it yesterday, we did take pictures of the stuff and a list of whom took what. Now if you can show proof that that stuff belongs to you, we will go to those that claimed it was their without a recite and bring it back to our office and hold it here for you to pick up. Now that is good news.
Well raza there you have it for today. Have a great day and lock your stuff up.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
hejola report for 04142010
Hejola report for 04142010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again como estan todos, and now for our award winning headline news:
Father forces daughter to step on roaches.
An increase of drunk bicycle drivers.
And St. Patrick day parade cancelled.
It seemed que this year’s St. Patrick day parade gathering turned out be a big ass brawl between our side Catholics and Catholics from across the tracks. At this point we are not sure what started the brawl but at least 7 of the 10 floats were damaged when los chingaso started. The fight was not limited to just the adults, the whole dang parade people all got into, and some say it could have been those clowns, which were dress like pilgrims, that might have started a fight con los little men dressed in little green suits. Charges will be filed this coming Saturday where all the folks accused are asked to be presents. .
This weekend was the worse we have seen in a few years says Benito Gomez, head of the director for bicycle licenses. Just in last few weeks we have sold over twenty bicycle permits to drive a bicycle on the street after the hour of 9:pm. But that’s not the problem, he told us, what is the problem is the number of BDWI. A total of 85 tickets and 20 bicycle permits have been suspended due to bicycle driving while intoxicated. The barrio leaders from both sides of the tracks will look into this matter.
And finally, It seem senseless when Pablo t. Gonzales was arrested Saturday morning after witness told police que they heard screaming and yelling from inside the Gonzales home early Saturday. So I called the police, says a witness of what she saw and heard as she walked passed their home. It seemed que el senor was teaching his daughter on how to kill roaches by either stepping on them or using a broom. The daughter didn’t want any part of it. Charges are pending .
Ok there you have it for today and we are counting on your Emilio don’t let us down,
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again como estan todos, and now for our award winning headline news:
Father forces daughter to step on roaches.
An increase of drunk bicycle drivers.
And St. Patrick day parade cancelled.
It seemed que this year’s St. Patrick day parade gathering turned out be a big ass brawl between our side Catholics and Catholics from across the tracks. At this point we are not sure what started the brawl but at least 7 of the 10 floats were damaged when los chingaso started. The fight was not limited to just the adults, the whole dang parade people all got into, and some say it could have been those clowns, which were dress like pilgrims, that might have started a fight con los little men dressed in little green suits. Charges will be filed this coming Saturday where all the folks accused are asked to be presents. .
This weekend was the worse we have seen in a few years says Benito Gomez, head of the director for bicycle licenses. Just in last few weeks we have sold over twenty bicycle permits to drive a bicycle on the street after the hour of 9:pm. But that’s not the problem, he told us, what is the problem is the number of BDWI. A total of 85 tickets and 20 bicycle permits have been suspended due to bicycle driving while intoxicated. The barrio leaders from both sides of the tracks will look into this matter.
And finally, It seem senseless when Pablo t. Gonzales was arrested Saturday morning after witness told police que they heard screaming and yelling from inside the Gonzales home early Saturday. So I called the police, says a witness of what she saw and heard as she walked passed their home. It seemed que el senor was teaching his daughter on how to kill roaches by either stepping on them or using a broom. The daughter didn’t want any part of it. Charges are pending .
Ok there you have it for today and we are counting on your Emilio don’t let us down,
paris del helles daily for 04142010
Cchwnn: Paris del helles daily for 04142010.
(Bonjour de nouveau je suis Francisco Delgado Gaulle avec aujourd'hui Paris Del Helles Daily. Le défaut de la reproduction sonore ont des choses être ici folles. Il y a eu des grèves des émeutes y et qui sait quoi encore. Oui le raza ceci avait maintenant continué pendant des jours et nous avions observé des fenêtres à notre septième bureau de plancher ici à Paris. Le tourisme a souffert un peu étant donné le que ce des rioters s'étaient concentrés sur d'autres parties de
ville. L'odeur du gaz lacrymogène et l'odeur de la fumée est très distincte dans le ciel. Ainsi avec toute la ceci nous vous rappelons maintenant Kingsville, le Texas notre poteau de commande et diaz de facture, êtes-vous des types là ?)
Hello once again I am Francisco Delgado Gaulle with today Paris Del Helles Daily.
Wow has things being here crazy. There have been riots y strikes and who knows what else. Yes raza this has been going on for days now and we have been watching from the windows at our seventh floor office here in Paris. Tourism has suffered a bit due to the fact que these rioters have been concentrating on other parts of the city. The smell of tear gas and the smell of smoke are very distinct in the air. So with all of this we now take you back to Kingsville, Texas our command post and bill Diaz, are you guys there?
Hejola report for 04142010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza como estan. Man oh man does our creator like to start shit. Anyhow here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Standoff at Wells Street, goes into one week,
Barrio getting ready for this weekend clown fest 2006.
And after Easter consumer warning handed out by volunteer firefighters.
Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters would like to inform barrio members on not to consume too much left over candy from this past Easter. Si raza there has been many of you out there have being real good during lent and now that lent is over don’t blow it. That don’t mean que once lent is over que you can go crazy y back to your evil ways. Things here at the firehouse have been real quiet and we hope to keep that way. And we also want to remind all the kids in the hood que we thank you for doing a great job on that BARRIO RECYCLE CAN HUNT, a huge success.
In other news the whole hood is bracing its self for this weekend’s BARRIO CLOWN FEST, to be held this Saturday and Sunday at the Westinghouse barrio mall. The constable has hired a few extra patrolmen to help us keep this fest under control. This year’s fest will include several clown unions and a bunch of clown associations and a few independent clowns are expected to attend this year’s clown fest. The clown fest had been cancelled for the last two years due to the fights and riots this clowns cause every time they gather. We are hoping que this year’s clown fest we clowns can come to some agreement on getting all this clowns unionized.
And finally let’s go to Lewis mojo Lewis cons a follow-up on that stand off on Wells Street.
wha da dilly yo? ah be lewis mojo lewis here wiff dis here update. well da city leaders gots decided ta give da residents o' 500 block o' south wells street uh week from yesterday ta move all they sheeit from da ocuppied city street dey gots takened over da last tweny years. at dat tyme da city will take legal action against dis here tweny five residents an' two little chiquaquqw. dis here folks who in da last week gots helded city workers back from cleaning dat abandon street. well da residents gots helded dis here workers at bay con sticks an' roxors an' uh water holes. we's will keep ya informed on any new things dat might be happening here. ah be lewis mojo lewis. in the hood.
Ok thanks Lewis mojo Lewis and we will wait to see what happens con that stand off on Wells Street. I am bill Diaz from our command post have a great tejano day.
(Bonjour de nouveau je suis Francisco Delgado Gaulle avec aujourd'hui Paris Del Helles Daily. Le défaut de la reproduction sonore ont des choses être ici folles. Il y a eu des grèves des émeutes y et qui sait quoi encore. Oui le raza ceci avait maintenant continué pendant des jours et nous avions observé des fenêtres à notre septième bureau de plancher ici à Paris. Le tourisme a souffert un peu étant donné le que ce des rioters s'étaient concentrés sur d'autres parties de
ville. L'odeur du gaz lacrymogène et l'odeur de la fumée est très distincte dans le ciel. Ainsi avec toute la ceci nous vous rappelons maintenant Kingsville, le Texas notre poteau de commande et diaz de facture, êtes-vous des types là ?)
Hello once again I am Francisco Delgado Gaulle with today Paris Del Helles Daily.
Wow has things being here crazy. There have been riots y strikes and who knows what else. Yes raza this has been going on for days now and we have been watching from the windows at our seventh floor office here in Paris. Tourism has suffered a bit due to the fact que these rioters have been concentrating on other parts of the city. The smell of tear gas and the smell of smoke are very distinct in the air. So with all of this we now take you back to Kingsville, Texas our command post and bill Diaz, are you guys there?
Hejola report for 04142010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza como estan. Man oh man does our creator like to start shit. Anyhow here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Standoff at Wells Street, goes into one week,
Barrio getting ready for this weekend clown fest 2006.
And after Easter consumer warning handed out by volunteer firefighters.
Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters would like to inform barrio members on not to consume too much left over candy from this past Easter. Si raza there has been many of you out there have being real good during lent and now that lent is over don’t blow it. That don’t mean que once lent is over que you can go crazy y back to your evil ways. Things here at the firehouse have been real quiet and we hope to keep that way. And we also want to remind all the kids in the hood que we thank you for doing a great job on that BARRIO RECYCLE CAN HUNT, a huge success.
In other news the whole hood is bracing its self for this weekend’s BARRIO CLOWN FEST, to be held this Saturday and Sunday at the Westinghouse barrio mall. The constable has hired a few extra patrolmen to help us keep this fest under control. This year’s fest will include several clown unions and a bunch of clown associations and a few independent clowns are expected to attend this year’s clown fest. The clown fest had been cancelled for the last two years due to the fights and riots this clowns cause every time they gather. We are hoping que this year’s clown fest we clowns can come to some agreement on getting all this clowns unionized.
And finally let’s go to Lewis mojo Lewis cons a follow-up on that stand off on Wells Street.
wha da dilly yo? ah be lewis mojo lewis here wiff dis here update. well da city leaders gots decided ta give da residents o' 500 block o' south wells street uh week from yesterday ta move all they sheeit from da ocuppied city street dey gots takened over da last tweny years. at dat tyme da city will take legal action against dis here tweny five residents an' two little chiquaquqw. dis here folks who in da last week gots helded city workers back from cleaning dat abandon street. well da residents gots helded dis here workers at bay con sticks an' roxors an' uh water holes. we's will keep ya informed on any new things dat might be happening here. ah be lewis mojo lewis. in the hood.
Ok thanks Lewis mojo Lewis and we will wait to see what happens con that stand off on Wells Street. I am bill Diaz from our command post have a great tejano day.
barrio person of the year for 2010
Cchwnn: 04142010 ;exclusive report: “OUR BARRIO PERSON FOR 2010”
Hello again raza como estan, I am Blanca Blancha Blanco for this cchwnn. It give me a great honor to have been selected to present this years “our barrio person for 2005” award. This years list wasn’t as large as the years before. But our selection was based on the impact a person has made on la onda tejana y en el barrio. Our person of the year is a person who went all out in demonstrating que la onda will never end and will live forever. Our person of the year is a person who has devoted their lives to la onda and has gone the extra mile.
We are honored to present this year’s “our barrio person for 2010” award is to MR. Emilio Navaira. Mr. Navaira in behave of all the crazies here at our news service congratulation on your acknowledgement of the great job you have done for la onda tejana y the continuous effort in keep la onda alive as well as your band members.
I am Blanca Blancha blanco an honor to present this year’s award. From our command in Kingsville tx. Good day.
Hello again raza como estan, I am Blanca Blancha Blanco for this cchwnn. It give me a great honor to have been selected to present this years “our barrio person for 2005” award. This years list wasn’t as large as the years before. But our selection was based on the impact a person has made on la onda tejana y en el barrio. Our person of the year is a person who went all out in demonstrating que la onda will never end and will live forever. Our person of the year is a person who has devoted their lives to la onda and has gone the extra mile.
We are honored to present this year’s “our barrio person for 2010” award is to MR. Emilio Navaira. Mr. Navaira in behave of all the crazies here at our news service congratulation on your acknowledgement of the great job you have done for la onda tejana y the continuous effort in keep la onda alive as well as your band members.
I am Blanca Blancha blanco an honor to present this year’s award. From our command in Kingsville tx. Good day.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
hejola report for 04082010
Hejola report for 04082010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello raza and if you made it through this Easter, horray. Anyhow como estan todos? But before we get to our award winning hejola report can we talk. What is it with all this white folks causing shit con our black friends, dang. Can you see you just can’t talk about folks the way we use to any more. And those lyrics you hear on those rapp songs, well make sure you don’t sing them to dang loud. Now for that award winning headline news:
Barrio Annual volunteer firefighters Easter recycle can hunt announces winner for this year’s hunt,
Three arrested at parking lot at the mall for smoking weed,
And finally mall mascot straps it on.
Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters announced this year’s Easter recycle can hunt winner. The major prize went out to El Hijo Sue. El hijo Sue, who by the way, his parents own “El mejor hijo sue beer joint/ tavern” was announced the winner of this year’s hunt. He came in with a whooper of a ton of recycle cans, out weights all his opponents by at least several hundred pounds. El hijo sue will be the winner of this year’s 2010 model barrio 23 home made tricycle, donated by los good merchants at the mall.
In other news, several folks got busted this weekend at the mall parking lot. It seems que esto were attending the free concerts at the cona Lozano cash and carry sports complex when they thought it was cool to smoke that evil weed. El mall security arrested Bill Mora, Jim Morales, and Pedro Morgan con possession of marijuana . All three clowns were taken to the police shop across the tracks.
And finally it seems que the mall mascot just can’t get along con those clowns. It seems que no one told the mall mascot que the mall management had given permission for the local clown unions to come and hang out at the mall this weekend. Well this seems to have not gotten down to good con el mall mascot mr. turkey. It seems que one to this clowns took mr turkeys spot or his regular hang out and mr turkey didn’t like that. When mr turkey confronted one of the clowns, the clown slapped him on the butt. That’s when mr turkey picked up that clown and threw him down the stairs here at the mall. Well when the rest of the clowns heard the call for help from one of their fellow clowns, that’s when the shit started. By the time the cops and the constable stopped the riot, el mr turkey got his ass kicked. No arrested were made and when asked which clown was the one that hit him, mr turkey said they all look alike.
Well there you have it and was it a weekend. I am bill diaz and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello raza and if you made it through this Easter, horray. Anyhow como estan todos? But before we get to our award winning hejola report can we talk. What is it with all this white folks causing shit con our black friends, dang. Can you see you just can’t talk about folks the way we use to any more. And those lyrics you hear on those rapp songs, well make sure you don’t sing them to dang loud. Now for that award winning headline news:
Barrio Annual volunteer firefighters Easter recycle can hunt announces winner for this year’s hunt,
Three arrested at parking lot at the mall for smoking weed,
And finally mall mascot straps it on.
Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters announced this year’s Easter recycle can hunt winner. The major prize went out to El Hijo Sue. El hijo Sue, who by the way, his parents own “El mejor hijo sue beer joint/ tavern” was announced the winner of this year’s hunt. He came in with a whooper of a ton of recycle cans, out weights all his opponents by at least several hundred pounds. El hijo sue will be the winner of this year’s 2010 model barrio 23 home made tricycle, donated by los good merchants at the mall.
In other news, several folks got busted this weekend at the mall parking lot. It seems que esto were attending the free concerts at the cona Lozano cash and carry sports complex when they thought it was cool to smoke that evil weed. El mall security arrested Bill Mora, Jim Morales, and Pedro Morgan con possession of marijuana . All three clowns were taken to the police shop across the tracks.
And finally it seems que the mall mascot just can’t get along con those clowns. It seems que no one told the mall mascot que the mall management had given permission for the local clown unions to come and hang out at the mall this weekend. Well this seems to have not gotten down to good con el mall mascot mr. turkey. It seems que one to this clowns took mr turkeys spot or his regular hang out and mr turkey didn’t like that. When mr turkey confronted one of the clowns, the clown slapped him on the butt. That’s when mr turkey picked up that clown and threw him down the stairs here at the mall. Well when the rest of the clowns heard the call for help from one of their fellow clowns, that’s when the shit started. By the time the cops and the constable stopped the riot, el mr turkey got his ass kicked. No arrested were made and when asked which clown was the one that hit him, mr turkey said they all look alike.
Well there you have it and was it a weekend. I am bill diaz and have a great tejano day.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
hejola report for 074072010
Hejola report for 04072010.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s barrio award winning headline news:
Two commadres and a compadre arrested family Easter Sunday egg hunt.
Annual Easter Sunday recycle hunt breaks last year’s total.
And finally Westinghouse barrio mall mascot run over at Easter hunt.
We told him not to leave says la Mrs. Martinez once she noticed que Mr. Turkey the Malls mascot, was drunk as a skunk. But como he knows everything he left the party and as he crossed the street a big truck ran him over. At this point we are not sure on his conditions but we do know que the mascot outfit don’t look too good. We will keep you abreast and should have and up date soon.
It was a very special Easter Sunday say el vato loco the head of los vato’s loca volunteer fire fighters. We were able to provide every child in the hood this year con chingos de recycle cans for this year’s hunt. We want to thank all los drunks and beer joints that supplied the cans to make this years a very successful one.
There are several reasons why you don’t want to spoil a child con putting money in those plastic eggs looking things. Well that was the case de la commadre Pancha y la otra commadre Hilda. It seems that all the families decided to put all their Easter eggs together and hide them. Well so how or another one family accused the other family que one of the blue plastic egg containing $20.00 so how got lost or never found. Well several folks were accused of stealing that special egg that got las commadres beating on each other and finish by beating up el compadre for trying to stop the fighting. All three were arrested and taken to jail. Oh by the way that darn blue egg was really never found.
Ok raza hope that you had a great easter and now time to clean the mess up good day.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s barrio award winning headline news:
Two commadres and a compadre arrested family Easter Sunday egg hunt.
Annual Easter Sunday recycle hunt breaks last year’s total.
And finally Westinghouse barrio mall mascot run over at Easter hunt.
We told him not to leave says la Mrs. Martinez once she noticed que Mr. Turkey the Malls mascot, was drunk as a skunk. But como he knows everything he left the party and as he crossed the street a big truck ran him over. At this point we are not sure on his conditions but we do know que the mascot outfit don’t look too good. We will keep you abreast and should have and up date soon.
It was a very special Easter Sunday say el vato loco the head of los vato’s loca volunteer fire fighters. We were able to provide every child in the hood this year con chingos de recycle cans for this year’s hunt. We want to thank all los drunks and beer joints that supplied the cans to make this years a very successful one.
There are several reasons why you don’t want to spoil a child con putting money in those plastic eggs looking things. Well that was the case de la commadre Pancha y la otra commadre Hilda. It seems that all the families decided to put all their Easter eggs together and hide them. Well so how or another one family accused the other family que one of the blue plastic egg containing $20.00 so how got lost or never found. Well several folks were accused of stealing that special egg that got las commadres beating on each other and finish by beating up el compadre for trying to stop the fighting. All three were arrested and taken to jail. Oh by the way that darn blue egg was really never found.
Ok raza hope that you had a great easter and now time to clean the mess up good day.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
hejola report for04062010
Hejola report for 04062010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. NOW OUR MAN FROM WISCONSIN DELLS, DAVID DURAN.
Once again from our command post here in Kingsville. TX and I am david duran con this week’s barrio headline news:
Local camera crew catch robber on film,
Two vato’s arrested for intent to robber store.
Hood member also hit by falling bomb.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena and his staff went to the site where Eliseo Everett claimed que as the naval air station pilots were practicing a bomb fell out of the sky and nearly hit him. Everett, age 53 became a local news celebrity. Mr. Everett, who owes his ex-wife more than $10,000 in overdue child support, had not heard or knew of his whereabouts until his face popped up on every TV Station and newspaper. He was arrested this morning at his home.
Yesterday afternoon Larry Garza, 42, was arrested and charged with robbing a barrio Henry’s little convenience store. The report states que the robbery started in one of the back rooms, and the robber thus wasn't aware that a barrio college camera crew from BARRIO UNIT TV was taping a feature on crime in the hood in front of this store. The tape clearly shows esta vato stealing and running through the store and out the front door. He too was caught later at his home.
And finally at a robbery scene in which two young Vatos in wrestlers masks had held up the only video store in the hood, constable cadena questioned two young guys who were sitting at a nearby bus stop and who by the way had wrestlers masks in their pockets. Estos vats both admitted that they had been on their way to rob the video store but said that when they arrived, two other vatos in ski masks were Already robbing it. Constable cadena concluded they were telling the truth because their wrestlers masks were different than the actual robbers' ski masks. The constable said these two vato’s might not have known that the penalty for "conspiracy to commit robbery" is almost as much as the penalty for robbery.
Well there you have it from the hood, good day. I am David duran.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. NOW OUR MAN FROM WISCONSIN DELLS, DAVID DURAN.
Once again from our command post here in Kingsville. TX and I am david duran con this week’s barrio headline news:
Local camera crew catch robber on film,
Two vato’s arrested for intent to robber store.
Hood member also hit by falling bomb.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena and his staff went to the site where Eliseo Everett claimed que as the naval air station pilots were practicing a bomb fell out of the sky and nearly hit him. Everett, age 53 became a local news celebrity. Mr. Everett, who owes his ex-wife more than $10,000 in overdue child support, had not heard or knew of his whereabouts until his face popped up on every TV Station and newspaper. He was arrested this morning at his home.
Yesterday afternoon Larry Garza, 42, was arrested and charged with robbing a barrio Henry’s little convenience store. The report states que the robbery started in one of the back rooms, and the robber thus wasn't aware that a barrio college camera crew from BARRIO UNIT TV was taping a feature on crime in the hood in front of this store. The tape clearly shows esta vato stealing and running through the store and out the front door. He too was caught later at his home.
And finally at a robbery scene in which two young Vatos in wrestlers masks had held up the only video store in the hood, constable cadena questioned two young guys who were sitting at a nearby bus stop and who by the way had wrestlers masks in their pockets. Estos vats both admitted that they had been on their way to rob the video store but said that when they arrived, two other vatos in ski masks were Already robbing it. Constable cadena concluded they were telling the truth because their wrestlers masks were different than the actual robbers' ski masks. The constable said these two vato’s might not have known that the penalty for "conspiracy to commit robbery" is almost as much as the penalty for robbery.
Well there you have it from the hood, good day. I am David duran.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
westinghouse barrio mall newsletter fo r03312010
Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for03312010
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s barrio mall newsletter. Well first of all let’s go con el general fideo vermicelli con last week’s dog show report.
General: si Gloria thank you and did we have a wild weekend. This past week it was not announced
pero we had our annual “ here boy” dog show and con our special speak Pedro the dog love, better
known here in our hood as “the barrio dog mutter”. Well things start off on the right foot but somehow
got off to the left foot. It seems que pedro must have had too much to drink the night before, because
he wasn’t as good has he has before. In his effort to show folks how to control a pit bull attack,
seemed to go wrong. Pedro the dog love better known here in our hood as “the barrio dog mutter”
was seriously bitten and was taken or walked right over to our st. pauls medical center here in the
mall. His conditions are not known at this time. Hey Gloria we did learn something for esta vato,
chinga, and that was “ here boy” doesn’t work all the time. Now back to Gloria.
Well thanks general and I will try to remember that, chinga here boy. Oh well, in other news lets go to
our sports complex center con Frankie tuxedo zungia.
Frankie: si Gloria we don’t have the results of this years taqucha baseball championship due to the
fact que the scores couldn’t be confirmed due to the fact que el comparde juan cortez was the offical
on duty, got drunk and pissed off and took the scorebook records with him. At the present time we
have not seen or heard from esta pincha way. Now we are pending the results or the entry fee back,
chinga, oh where oh where can our compadre be. Now back to Gloria.
Ok Frankie and good luck, and now a few words from our gal blanca blanch blanco.
Bbb : si Gloria now que maria la vandia is back in town it seems que el creator Daniel has established
an office for her and her barrio news network, we wish this bitch had never come back…oops,, I meant
glad this bitch is back and now back to Gloria.
Well bbb I don’t know if maria is a bitch or not, that’s up to our creator Daniel.
But for now we will leave it alone. I am Gloria from the mall, have a great tejano day, and we will not
be on line again till next month around the mid week. Again have a great Easter and watch out for the kids.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s barrio mall newsletter. Well first of all let’s go con el general fideo vermicelli con last week’s dog show report.
General: si Gloria thank you and did we have a wild weekend. This past week it was not announced
pero we had our annual “ here boy” dog show and con our special speak Pedro the dog love, better
known here in our hood as “the barrio dog mutter”. Well things start off on the right foot but somehow
got off to the left foot. It seems que pedro must have had too much to drink the night before, because
he wasn’t as good has he has before. In his effort to show folks how to control a pit bull attack,
seemed to go wrong. Pedro the dog love better known here in our hood as “the barrio dog mutter”
was seriously bitten and was taken or walked right over to our st. pauls medical center here in the
mall. His conditions are not known at this time. Hey Gloria we did learn something for esta vato,
chinga, and that was “ here boy” doesn’t work all the time. Now back to Gloria.
Well thanks general and I will try to remember that, chinga here boy. Oh well, in other news lets go to
our sports complex center con Frankie tuxedo zungia.
Frankie: si Gloria we don’t have the results of this years taqucha baseball championship due to the
fact que the scores couldn’t be confirmed due to the fact que el comparde juan cortez was the offical
on duty, got drunk and pissed off and took the scorebook records with him. At the present time we
have not seen or heard from esta pincha way. Now we are pending the results or the entry fee back,
chinga, oh where oh where can our compadre be. Now back to Gloria.
Ok Frankie and good luck, and now a few words from our gal blanca blanch blanco.
Bbb : si Gloria now que maria la vandia is back in town it seems que el creator Daniel has established
an office for her and her barrio news network, we wish this bitch had never come back…oops,, I meant
glad this bitch is back and now back to Gloria.
Well bbb I don’t know if maria is a bitch or not, that’s up to our creator Daniel.
But for now we will leave it alone. I am Gloria from the mall, have a great tejano day, and we will not
be on line again till next month around the mid week. Again have a great Easter and watch out for the kids.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
hejola report for 03302010
Hejola report for 03302010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again y como estan todos? Hello I am bill Diaz and now let’s go live to our remote coverage from our primo y prima garage sale, y our correspondent veronica la Lebanon.
Si my amigos it’s been a long time since you have heard from me pero I have been undercover.
I am not sure if our creator has mention to you que a few months ago I too graduated from el ojo barrio private school. And since the school promised that when you finish you have a job, well, there is where I have been con that job,
Anyhow let’s go our headline news from el primo y la prima garage sale located at the corner of wells and third street.:
Several new homes are being building where the old wells street was,
Several old homes are being knocked down on Wells Street, just in case,
And finally building permits are being question by real city officials.
Yesterday after noon a warrant was issued for our side of the tracks for BARRIO’S UNAUTHORIZED TAX COLLECTO (a position, please note must be willing to take a bite once in awhile, and as long he promise to do what the bite was about, really.) henry Alvarado Montana, age 56.
We are really not certain que the warrant says about mr montana, pero we heard que it might be que esta vato might have gone across the tracks to collect from some raza that moved over there, without the bit of the month. Somehow someone told them que the barrio tax, it didn’t count over here, so they called the cops.
The police report says que etsa montana la puso el doddge and wang was gone in a second. So the real cops are looking for him over here to talk con el. We think it has to do con the building permits of all those new homes, which brings us to our next story,
The city has stopped all construction at south third and warrior street. It seems que since the city closed this street about twenty years ago; many of the old home owner’s relatives have declared the abandon city street, their front yard, since it’s been their front lawns for their home all along this abandon street for at least twenty years. The city did not comment nor none of the barrio officials were available.
Oh but some good news, the city has decided to get ready and knock down some old homes and make new room for those that are getting ready to be run off the city abandon street now them folks call their front yard.. pess hejola.
That’s the news and now let’s go to la prima y el primo.
El prim: buen thank you
La prim: me too,
Ok so tell us what we got going here at this week garage sale?
El prim: it’s really not a garage sale, es que we have lots of stuff que we find, and we buy and we trade and people gives us and if I see things in the street or in mid of the side walk I might just take it, basically I love dumpsters, So you can see que we have chingos de things.
La prim; we just want to let you know que we also have tamales for sale and a little deer meat y fresh llama meat, but don’t tell too many people porque I think they are looking for that poor little llama que got run over in the street que we found y…… con a bullet wound to the head, so we brought it home to see if we could bring it back to life.
Well la prima don’t worry. Anyhow thanks to both of you for sponsoring our remote broadcast the rest of the week except tomorrow, we will be live here at la prima y el primo garage during the week sales. Come one and come all, the only deals we lose dese el primo are the ones he don’t know about.. see you raza, and like jv says stay tejano.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again y como estan todos? Hello I am bill Diaz and now let’s go live to our remote coverage from our primo y prima garage sale, y our correspondent veronica la Lebanon.
Si my amigos it’s been a long time since you have heard from me pero I have been undercover.
I am not sure if our creator has mention to you que a few months ago I too graduated from el ojo barrio private school. And since the school promised that when you finish you have a job, well, there is where I have been con that job,
Anyhow let’s go our headline news from el primo y la prima garage sale located at the corner of wells and third street.:
Several new homes are being building where the old wells street was,
Several old homes are being knocked down on Wells Street, just in case,
And finally building permits are being question by real city officials.
Yesterday after noon a warrant was issued for our side of the tracks for BARRIO’S UNAUTHORIZED TAX COLLECTO (a position, please note must be willing to take a bite once in awhile, and as long he promise to do what the bite was about, really.) henry Alvarado Montana, age 56.
We are really not certain que the warrant says about mr montana, pero we heard que it might be que esta vato might have gone across the tracks to collect from some raza that moved over there, without the bit of the month. Somehow someone told them que the barrio tax, it didn’t count over here, so they called the cops.
The police report says que etsa montana la puso el doddge and wang was gone in a second. So the real cops are looking for him over here to talk con el. We think it has to do con the building permits of all those new homes, which brings us to our next story,
The city has stopped all construction at south third and warrior street. It seems que since the city closed this street about twenty years ago; many of the old home owner’s relatives have declared the abandon city street, their front yard, since it’s been their front lawns for their home all along this abandon street for at least twenty years. The city did not comment nor none of the barrio officials were available.
Oh but some good news, the city has decided to get ready and knock down some old homes and make new room for those that are getting ready to be run off the city abandon street now them folks call their front yard.. pess hejola.
That’s the news and now let’s go to la prima y el primo.
El prim: buen thank you
La prim: me too,
Ok so tell us what we got going here at this week garage sale?
El prim: it’s really not a garage sale, es que we have lots of stuff que we find, and we buy and we trade and people gives us and if I see things in the street or in mid of the side walk I might just take it, basically I love dumpsters, So you can see que we have chingos de things.
La prim; we just want to let you know que we also have tamales for sale and a little deer meat y fresh llama meat, but don’t tell too many people porque I think they are looking for that poor little llama que got run over in the street que we found y…… con a bullet wound to the head, so we brought it home to see if we could bring it back to life.
Well la prima don’t worry. Anyhow thanks to both of you for sponsoring our remote broadcast the rest of the week except tomorrow, we will be live here at la prima y el primo garage during the week sales. Come one and come all, the only deals we lose dese el primo are the ones he don’t know about.. see you raza, and like jv says stay tejano.
Monday, March 29, 2010
hejola report for 03292010
Hejolia report for 03302010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now that man that dresses like a woman behind closed doors here is David duran.
Heaveno raza, Come on man give me a break, now for the headline news:
Barrio constable arrests gringo man for trespassing and shooting dog,
Brain injury vato arrested for threaten persons at mall and rubbing unknown objects on the ground,
And finally barrio residents build mini racetrack in their back yard.
Yesterday afternoon, el constable along con several law enforcement agents raided los canales wetland mini-bmx-raced track that was craved into los canales wetland behind their home. It seems que they were operating this racetrack without a permit or need insurances in case someone got hurt. In addition to this several barrio residents were complaining about the noise it had created. Once the law enforcement agents advise the canales about this illegal track, he and several of his family members went over to his neighboring apartment complex and began knocking on doors wanting to know who called the police.
La seniora Martinez who lives in that complex, was very frighten by los canales family members, they were very aggressive and verbally abusive and she was very concerned for her safety and the well being of others there. The constable once again returned to the canales home and talked to him and his friends. Mr. canales said he wouldn’t be banging on doors again, but did say que he would continue to use his racetrack just for personal use. The constable said que he would continue to patrol the hood to make sure que the noise level is within the limits.
A few weeks ago we reported que a Anglo operated tour company had added to their site the biggest mesquite tree in the county on their sites to visit. It so happens que this tree is in the hood. Well this weekend a member of the tour bus, jumped out of the bus as it prepared to leave the site. He jumped the fence and trespassed into the private property. At the same time he shot the watch dog “spot” con a dart gun. As he approached the tree witness say que he pulled out an ax and yelled out loud que he was going to chop down the tree. But before he even started several passengers on the tour bus tackled the man and held him down until the constable got there. Constable cadena along con several lalaland employees load the man into the constable’s car and was taken to a mental health facility across the tracks.
And finally if think couldn’t get worse, as the constable was driving el gringo across the track, he got a call from the from the mall que a vato who is known for having a brain injury was reported to be threatening people at the Westinghouse barrio mall parking lot con a water gun and telling them que he was going to shoot ten or twenty of them as they shop. It was also reported que he was also rubbing a rubber hoe on the ground and telling people to stick up their nose. Once the constable got there and arrested the man, he was also taken to mental health facilities across the tracks along con el gringo in the same car.
Well raza there you have it for today, have a great day and que viva la raza.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now that man that dresses like a woman behind closed doors here is David duran.
Heaveno raza, Come on man give me a break, now for the headline news:
Barrio constable arrests gringo man for trespassing and shooting dog,
Brain injury vato arrested for threaten persons at mall and rubbing unknown objects on the ground,
And finally barrio residents build mini racetrack in their back yard.
Yesterday afternoon, el constable along con several law enforcement agents raided los canales wetland mini-bmx-raced track that was craved into los canales wetland behind their home. It seems que they were operating this racetrack without a permit or need insurances in case someone got hurt. In addition to this several barrio residents were complaining about the noise it had created. Once the law enforcement agents advise the canales about this illegal track, he and several of his family members went over to his neighboring apartment complex and began knocking on doors wanting to know who called the police.
La seniora Martinez who lives in that complex, was very frighten by los canales family members, they were very aggressive and verbally abusive and she was very concerned for her safety and the well being of others there. The constable once again returned to the canales home and talked to him and his friends. Mr. canales said he wouldn’t be banging on doors again, but did say que he would continue to use his racetrack just for personal use. The constable said que he would continue to patrol the hood to make sure que the noise level is within the limits.
A few weeks ago we reported que a Anglo operated tour company had added to their site the biggest mesquite tree in the county on their sites to visit. It so happens que this tree is in the hood. Well this weekend a member of the tour bus, jumped out of the bus as it prepared to leave the site. He jumped the fence and trespassed into the private property. At the same time he shot the watch dog “spot” con a dart gun. As he approached the tree witness say que he pulled out an ax and yelled out loud que he was going to chop down the tree. But before he even started several passengers on the tour bus tackled the man and held him down until the constable got there. Constable cadena along con several lalaland employees load the man into the constable’s car and was taken to a mental health facility across the tracks.
And finally if think couldn’t get worse, as the constable was driving el gringo across the track, he got a call from the from the mall que a vato who is known for having a brain injury was reported to be threatening people at the Westinghouse barrio mall parking lot con a water gun and telling them que he was going to shoot ten or twenty of them as they shop. It was also reported que he was also rubbing a rubber hoe on the ground and telling people to stick up their nose. Once the constable got there and arrested the man, he was also taken to mental health facilities across the tracks along con el gringo in the same car.
Well raza there you have it for today, have a great day and que viva la raza.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
barrio stock market report for 03262010
barrio stock market report for 032262010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Tx. Now back from vacation here is Urbano Yosabatodo. Como estan todos mi amigos. Hejolia did we get emails from at least one person asking to what happen to our report last week. Well raza like everything else, I was on vacation. I took a few days off and went to the lower valley de tejas. But now I am back and ready for some action Jackson. So now con el barrio stock market report:
Las tortillas: Las tortillas remained stable this past few weeks. It seems que more and more raza are making their own tortillas now a days. Leaving that raza tortilla smell in your whole home. Which we feel is alright, that’s if you are raza. For some reason or another everybody wants a clean smelling home, hejolia well it’s going to be hard, that’s if you making your own tortillas. Tortillas ended the week at $1.10 a dozen.
Los taquitos: well folks we were surprise this morning when we ate at la commadres grill. It seems que we didn’t have to pay for our meal this morning due to que la commadre wanted us to mention her name on our report. Well raza we do encourage every single one of you that can read and understand this report que your local barrio restaurant owners need your business. So stop eating at those major chain restaurants and bring your business closer to home. Taquitos going at $1.45 each and in some cases two for one in larger cities.
Los tamales: los tamales took a drop on price this week. Since the weather is warming up a bit, many barrio consumers find it hard to eat those tamales on very warm days. Now is the time to buy and freeze says Manuel Gonzales a tamale broker. Los tamales going at $4.50 a dozen.
Las empanadas: for many las empanadas comes in at least three favors, but our sources say que there might be a very very very very small change que the price will go down this week sometime. Barrio consumer groups tell us que they have being asking around and since we do report on las empanadas many dealers are willing to lower the price just for us to get off their case. Las empanadas at stable at .89 cent each with no sign of them going down.
Baracoa de caveza: los city commissioners for both sides of the tracks voted yesterday to study the possibilities off banning the selling of beef heads within the city limits. It’s just too much to monitor now with that mad cow disease going around said city commissioner Ernest roughneck. “Them boys need to use some other part of that cow for their barbeque.” says Mr. roughneck. A private group called let me put the finger on you will do the study. The results should be done in ten years. La Baracoa was still at $5.50 a lb.
Cheap beer: barrio store owners pulled a fast one this past weekend in which the majority agreed to raise the price on cheap beer from $3.65 a six pack to $4.95 a six pack. Barrio consumers are being made aware of this increase. One beer drinker said que now the beer is going up, what could be next?
Barrio want ads:
Item #524126: youth clothing for sale all sizes.
Item #85623: women underwear for sale, all sizes.
Barrio realtors report:
Back yard properties are for sale. Make offer.
Ok raza there we have it and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Tx. Now back from vacation here is Urbano Yosabatodo. Como estan todos mi amigos. Hejolia did we get emails from at least one person asking to what happen to our report last week. Well raza like everything else, I was on vacation. I took a few days off and went to the lower valley de tejas. But now I am back and ready for some action Jackson. So now con el barrio stock market report:
Las tortillas: Las tortillas remained stable this past few weeks. It seems que more and more raza are making their own tortillas now a days. Leaving that raza tortilla smell in your whole home. Which we feel is alright, that’s if you are raza. For some reason or another everybody wants a clean smelling home, hejolia well it’s going to be hard, that’s if you making your own tortillas. Tortillas ended the week at $1.10 a dozen.
Los taquitos: well folks we were surprise this morning when we ate at la commadres grill. It seems que we didn’t have to pay for our meal this morning due to que la commadre wanted us to mention her name on our report. Well raza we do encourage every single one of you that can read and understand this report que your local barrio restaurant owners need your business. So stop eating at those major chain restaurants and bring your business closer to home. Taquitos going at $1.45 each and in some cases two for one in larger cities.
Los tamales: los tamales took a drop on price this week. Since the weather is warming up a bit, many barrio consumers find it hard to eat those tamales on very warm days. Now is the time to buy and freeze says Manuel Gonzales a tamale broker. Los tamales going at $4.50 a dozen.
Las empanadas: for many las empanadas comes in at least three favors, but our sources say que there might be a very very very very small change que the price will go down this week sometime. Barrio consumer groups tell us que they have being asking around and since we do report on las empanadas many dealers are willing to lower the price just for us to get off their case. Las empanadas at stable at .89 cent each with no sign of them going down.
Baracoa de caveza: los city commissioners for both sides of the tracks voted yesterday to study the possibilities off banning the selling of beef heads within the city limits. It’s just too much to monitor now with that mad cow disease going around said city commissioner Ernest roughneck. “Them boys need to use some other part of that cow for their barbeque.” says Mr. roughneck. A private group called let me put the finger on you will do the study. The results should be done in ten years. La Baracoa was still at $5.50 a lb.
Cheap beer: barrio store owners pulled a fast one this past weekend in which the majority agreed to raise the price on cheap beer from $3.65 a six pack to $4.95 a six pack. Barrio consumers are being made aware of this increase. One beer drinker said que now the beer is going up, what could be next?
Barrio want ads:
Item #524126: youth clothing for sale all sizes.
Item #85623: women underwear for sale, all sizes.
Barrio realtors report:
Back yard properties are for sale. Make offer.
Ok raza there we have it and have a great tejano day.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
hejola report for 03252010
Hejola report for 03252010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hi, I am bill Diaz con our barrio award winning headline news. Now let’s get to that award winning news:
New rules are impose on parents for this year’s youth baseball league,
Recycle can drive continues this weekend,
And local rain kind of ruined barrio community garden.
This past weekend we were told que the two inches of rain really had an impact on our local barrio community garden. This year’s garden is located at the corner of third and wells. This location was swamped con chingos de water and floods the whole garden, wasting away almost all of this year’s young plant. One of the organizers told us que it’s going to be a real sad year for all those depending on these free vegetables.
In other news, los vatos loco volunteer fire fighters will be standing at their traditional spots this weekend hoping to reach this year’s recycle can goal. This recycle cans are used for our annual Easter Sunday recycle can hunt in the hood, this is a new way to teach our children how to take care of our community and our environment. So if you are drinking and driving, make sure you drop off some of those empty cans and help our kid’s .
And finally our local county community parents group has imposed a new rule to all parents that plan on attending their youth baseball games this season. This new rule will not allow parents or any adult over the age of 21 to chase foul balls for free snow cones. In the last two years three adult parents have either broken a leg or some part of their body as a result of chasing foul balls. This new rule should make more fun for those kids wanting a few snowcone, without having to worry about getting run over by some cheap ass adult that don’t want to pay for a snow cone.
Well there we have it. Oh by the way there is still no update on who will keep panzone caliente’s asses. I am bill diaz and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hi, I am bill Diaz con our barrio award winning headline news. Now let’s get to that award winning news:
New rules are impose on parents for this year’s youth baseball league,
Recycle can drive continues this weekend,
And local rain kind of ruined barrio community garden.
This past weekend we were told que the two inches of rain really had an impact on our local barrio community garden. This year’s garden is located at the corner of third and wells. This location was swamped con chingos de water and floods the whole garden, wasting away almost all of this year’s young plant. One of the organizers told us que it’s going to be a real sad year for all those depending on these free vegetables.
In other news, los vatos loco volunteer fire fighters will be standing at their traditional spots this weekend hoping to reach this year’s recycle can goal. This recycle cans are used for our annual Easter Sunday recycle can hunt in the hood, this is a new way to teach our children how to take care of our community and our environment. So if you are drinking and driving, make sure you drop off some of those empty cans and help our kid’s .
And finally our local county community parents group has imposed a new rule to all parents that plan on attending their youth baseball games this season. This new rule will not allow parents or any adult over the age of 21 to chase foul balls for free snow cones. In the last two years three adult parents have either broken a leg or some part of their body as a result of chasing foul balls. This new rule should make more fun for those kids wanting a few snowcone, without having to worry about getting run over by some cheap ass adult that don’t want to pay for a snow cone.
Well there we have it. Oh by the way there is still no update on who will keep panzone caliente’s asses. I am bill diaz and have a great tejano day.
westside warrior news network for 03232010
Westside warrior news network for 03232010.
Cchwnn,
Kingsville,tx. Hi. I am Lewis mojo Lewis with this week’s barrio headline news. But before we get there we have today’s question: How does anyone know If you are tejano? But for now let’s get to our barrio award winning headline news:
Several brothers and sister get hurt at barbeque rally,
City fathers and mothers review barrio plans for some new street repairs for red district.
And finally barbeque fees go up also.
Like if the government wasn’t doing enough to get into yours and my business, it has proposed to implement a barrio fee for those that want to barbeque. The permit would have to be purchases before or on the day you start that fire, you will need to have that permit. If not el constable cadena or one of his aids will sell you that darn permit at your bbq site. You will be fined a small fee, if you violate this new law.
A new plan has been revised for our side of the hood. This plan will replace the old plans that the city had for this side of town. Now the new plans call for new roads for our red district which by the way has only one street left. It seems que when it comes to repairing streets here in Kingsville, it’s cheaper to close and block the street instead of repairing it. That is what this new plans will do for our side of town, we hope. Now if this new plans are calling for closing off some streets it’s not a very good plan. But we can’t comment of this plans because they are not finalized plans. But when the final plan comes down than we will be able to explain this plan to you all.
And finally “our church to save your poor ass” had its annual bar be que hang out this past weekend. Things we going smooth until some white folks came over and asked what you black folks cooking up and if he could buy a plate. Well one brother told that white smart ass que it wasn’t the naacpp or anything like that and no we weren’t selling bbq plates. Well the white dude told our brother that there was no need to be rude, and our soul brother went off and smacked that white dude. Well before you know it all of the rest of the white dude that were with him got into a pushing and fighting mode. Once the el constable and some resident showed up and stopped this whole raid. There were at least seven injured and need some type of medical assistants and two were arrested.
Well folks there you have it for this week’s barrio headline news. I am Lewis mojo Lewis.
Cchwnn,
Kingsville,tx. Hi. I am Lewis mojo Lewis with this week’s barrio headline news. But before we get there we have today’s question: How does anyone know If you are tejano? But for now let’s get to our barrio award winning headline news:
Several brothers and sister get hurt at barbeque rally,
City fathers and mothers review barrio plans for some new street repairs for red district.
And finally barbeque fees go up also.
Like if the government wasn’t doing enough to get into yours and my business, it has proposed to implement a barrio fee for those that want to barbeque. The permit would have to be purchases before or on the day you start that fire, you will need to have that permit. If not el constable cadena or one of his aids will sell you that darn permit at your bbq site. You will be fined a small fee, if you violate this new law.
A new plan has been revised for our side of the hood. This plan will replace the old plans that the city had for this side of town. Now the new plans call for new roads for our red district which by the way has only one street left. It seems que when it comes to repairing streets here in Kingsville, it’s cheaper to close and block the street instead of repairing it. That is what this new plans will do for our side of town, we hope. Now if this new plans are calling for closing off some streets it’s not a very good plan. But we can’t comment of this plans because they are not finalized plans. But when the final plan comes down than we will be able to explain this plan to you all.
And finally “our church to save your poor ass” had its annual bar be que hang out this past weekend. Things we going smooth until some white folks came over and asked what you black folks cooking up and if he could buy a plate. Well one brother told that white smart ass que it wasn’t the naacpp or anything like that and no we weren’t selling bbq plates. Well the white dude told our brother that there was no need to be rude, and our soul brother went off and smacked that white dude. Well before you know it all of the rest of the white dude that were with him got into a pushing and fighting mode. Once the el constable and some resident showed up and stopped this whole raid. There were at least seven injured and need some type of medical assistants and two were arrested.
Well folks there you have it for this week’s barrio headline news. I am Lewis mojo Lewis.
spring youth programs and you 2010.
Cchwnn: Spring Youth programs and you 2010.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Frankie Tuxedo Zungia with this exclusive report on Spring Youth programs and you, yes you the parent. As we approach this spring youth programs such as baseball and soccer and who knows what else, you the parent are faced con chingos de decisions. One has to wonder if we even have time to do stuff like that with our children.
You know and I am sure you do our children, am the leaders of tomorrow but am they all going to be leaders, but that’s another issue folks, but for now, let’s talk about your responsibilities as a barrio parent.
First of all don’t complaint about how much it’s going to cost. We got stuff in the garage that we don’t even use. So how about selling some of that stuff to cover any expenses you might occur while you watch panchito play ball. Than there those darn practices. You know if panchito don’t practice he might not grow up to be that team player and that leader we are hoping he grows up to be.
Then there are those games that are held so darn early that you might even have to use some of your leave at work to be able to get there on time. And then to top it off, it might even be your turn as a parent to bring the whole darn team a snack and a drink for after the game.
So let’s say your kid made the practice, then made the game and then only played one inn and batted only one time. Now was that fun or what? Than once he got to hit the ball he was called out by some volunteer umpire that doesn’t know shit from shineola. And to top it off, you were asked to leave because you wanted to argue that bad call.
But way before you got runoff; you bought some refreshments at the ball park. So now you figure that it would have been much cheaper if you would have chased a few foul balls you could have saved a few dollars. Oh by the way in some places parents are prohibited from chasing foul balls for free snow cones.
And finally you leave the park all dusty and tired and your kids want to stop and get something to eat. Now you wonder how much it is going to cost to raise this future leader. All and all children are the leaders of tomorrow, many might not grow up to be the next home run king or even the next Mickey mantle but they might be the next county commissioner or even a lawyer, than you will ask yourself it was worth the time and effort you as a parent put into raising your child.
But than what do I know I am just a make believe person. I am Frankie tuxedo Zuniga.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Frankie Tuxedo Zungia with this exclusive report on Spring Youth programs and you, yes you the parent. As we approach this spring youth programs such as baseball and soccer and who knows what else, you the parent are faced con chingos de decisions. One has to wonder if we even have time to do stuff like that with our children.
You know and I am sure you do our children, am the leaders of tomorrow but am they all going to be leaders, but that’s another issue folks, but for now, let’s talk about your responsibilities as a barrio parent.
First of all don’t complaint about how much it’s going to cost. We got stuff in the garage that we don’t even use. So how about selling some of that stuff to cover any expenses you might occur while you watch panchito play ball. Than there those darn practices. You know if panchito don’t practice he might not grow up to be that team player and that leader we are hoping he grows up to be.
Then there are those games that are held so darn early that you might even have to use some of your leave at work to be able to get there on time. And then to top it off, it might even be your turn as a parent to bring the whole darn team a snack and a drink for after the game.
So let’s say your kid made the practice, then made the game and then only played one inn and batted only one time. Now was that fun or what? Than once he got to hit the ball he was called out by some volunteer umpire that doesn’t know shit from shineola. And to top it off, you were asked to leave because you wanted to argue that bad call.
But way before you got runoff; you bought some refreshments at the ball park. So now you figure that it would have been much cheaper if you would have chased a few foul balls you could have saved a few dollars. Oh by the way in some places parents are prohibited from chasing foul balls for free snow cones.
And finally you leave the park all dusty and tired and your kids want to stop and get something to eat. Now you wonder how much it is going to cost to raise this future leader. All and all children are the leaders of tomorrow, many might not grow up to be the next home run king or even the next Mickey mantle but they might be the next county commissioner or even a lawyer, than you will ask yourself it was worth the time and effort you as a parent put into raising your child.
But than what do I know I am just a make believe person. I am Frankie tuxedo Zuniga.
Monday, March 22, 2010
westinhouse barrio mall newsletter 03232010
Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 03232010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again I am Gloria Guerra con today’s Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter. Today we will visit con our car lot dealers outside the mall. Now con that report here is el general himself.
I am el general fideo vermicelli here; on the west side of the mall con on the boardwalk visiting the three new used car lots and its owners. First lets visit con Fast Edward use cars. Mr. fast Eddie tells us que he was very glad que our mall, the Westinghouse barrio mall will provide all barrio members a one location where you can always get what you want. And if cars are needed, come on down.
“Used used used cars will be selling cars at very very very low low low prices” at fast Edwards.
By the way folks ,fast Eddie, here is given away a duplicate look alike that 1978 ford whatever. Come on down, at the end of the year, the winner will be announced.
As I walked a few yards I come across used car number 2 named “ barrio new and used cars’ owned by Nancy Adams Ruiz. Who by the way was sales person in 1998 for selling over 250 cars in one year…? Hello Nancy… como esta, we here at barrio new and used cars is an expansion of our quality cars that we sell all over on that side of the tracks, but are happy to come over here on this side and take advantage of the hood especially being part of the WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL. Ok nancy and thank you very mucho.
Now that I am almost come to the end of the used car lot area, we come to use car lot number 3,name “el tres used cars” owned by Tres More. Si yo soy tres More con muchos carros para usted y su familia, todos today y tomorrow el que what’s one y comparr su carro y drive away, good deals and no trade inns… gracisas.
Ok tres, Nancy y Edward we wish you guys good luck, ok I am general fideo vermicelli, back to david…
Ok thanks, general. Ok raza that is it for today. We do have an update on all the events coming for Easter, y el cinco de mayo. I am Gloria Guerra.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again I am Gloria Guerra con today’s Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter. Today we will visit con our car lot dealers outside the mall. Now con that report here is el general himself.
I am el general fideo vermicelli here; on the west side of the mall con on the boardwalk visiting the three new used car lots and its owners. First lets visit con Fast Edward use cars. Mr. fast Eddie tells us que he was very glad que our mall, the Westinghouse barrio mall will provide all barrio members a one location where you can always get what you want. And if cars are needed, come on down.
“Used used used cars will be selling cars at very very very low low low prices” at fast Edwards.
By the way folks ,fast Eddie, here is given away a duplicate look alike that 1978 ford whatever. Come on down, at the end of the year, the winner will be announced.
As I walked a few yards I come across used car number 2 named “ barrio new and used cars’ owned by Nancy Adams Ruiz. Who by the way was sales person in 1998 for selling over 250 cars in one year…? Hello Nancy… como esta, we here at barrio new and used cars is an expansion of our quality cars that we sell all over on that side of the tracks, but are happy to come over here on this side and take advantage of the hood especially being part of the WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL. Ok nancy and thank you very mucho.
Now that I am almost come to the end of the used car lot area, we come to use car lot number 3,name “el tres used cars” owned by Tres More. Si yo soy tres More con muchos carros para usted y su familia, todos today y tomorrow el que what’s one y comparr su carro y drive away, good deals and no trade inns… gracisas.
Ok tres, Nancy y Edward we wish you guys good luck, ok I am general fideo vermicelli, back to david…
Ok thanks, general. Ok raza that is it for today. We do have an update on all the events coming for Easter, y el cinco de mayo. I am Gloria Guerra.
hejola report for 03222010
Hejolia report for 031222010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now that man that owes money to ever clown in town, here is David duran.
Como estan and how was fan fare this year? Now for the barrio news for today;
Several crack heads arrested for walking around in the underwear.
Barrio member calls FBI,
And finally barrio landlord arrested for false statements.
It was reported that the owners of apartment units, arrested their managed this past Saturday. It seem que Raul Montes, had leased his apartment out in which he lived for free. He is supposed to watch the apartments and live on the grounds. But he tried to be tricky and rented out his unit and acting like he lived there. Well for some reason or another he ran off the person that he rented his apartment for no reason and that person called the owners and reported to them what was going on. The owners came down and ran Mr. Raul and filed charges against him.
In another incident the FBI was called to investigate a conspiracy reported to them by the only crazy women in the barrio. This barrio crazy woman is known for her action and false claims she has made before. It seemed que the woman wanted to share this with the FBI, but was affair to expose the conspiracy. Well somehow or another the FBI found out and went and picked her up for questioning. No details have been given on what is going to happen to her for these false claims.
And finally several crack heads were arrested by constable cadena this past weekend at our local chicano park. It seems this crack heads told el constable que they were gathering some sun rays as they laid out in their underwear during the day. It seems that during that time of day the park was full of children and parents. Charges will be filed.
Well raza there you have it for today.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now that man that owes money to ever clown in town, here is David duran.
Como estan and how was fan fare this year? Now for the barrio news for today;
Several crack heads arrested for walking around in the underwear.
Barrio member calls FBI,
And finally barrio landlord arrested for false statements.
It was reported that the owners of apartment units, arrested their managed this past Saturday. It seem que Raul Montes, had leased his apartment out in which he lived for free. He is supposed to watch the apartments and live on the grounds. But he tried to be tricky and rented out his unit and acting like he lived there. Well for some reason or another he ran off the person that he rented his apartment for no reason and that person called the owners and reported to them what was going on. The owners came down and ran Mr. Raul and filed charges against him.
In another incident the FBI was called to investigate a conspiracy reported to them by the only crazy women in the barrio. This barrio crazy woman is known for her action and false claims she has made before. It seemed que the woman wanted to share this with the FBI, but was affair to expose the conspiracy. Well somehow or another the FBI found out and went and picked her up for questioning. No details have been given on what is going to happen to her for these false claims.
And finally several crack heads were arrested by constable cadena this past weekend at our local chicano park. It seems this crack heads told el constable que they were gathering some sun rays as they laid out in their underwear during the day. It seems that during that time of day the park was full of children and parents. Charges will be filed.
Well raza there you have it for today.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
barrio stock market report for 03182010
barrio stock market for 03182010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo, con this week’s barrio stock market report . First let’s start con that great idea of starting a barrio theme park here in the hood. Man oh man everybody is so excited about this economic development here in the hood que we all are buying stock as I speak. You know this theme park idea will put our whole world on the map, heck yea, that’s what we are talking about.
Now for our barrio stock market report:
Los tamales: El tamale broker manuel Gonzales, from “tamales in the hood company”, issued a statement responding to recent comments made by another barrio Group, another large tamale broker , that it wants to restructure its relationship with “tamales in the hood company” say “Le barrio tamales” ceo, Pete Diaz, it doesn't plan to renew its 15-year right to purchase agreement with Gonzales company, when it expires in 2011, a move that eliminates the requirement to provide “tamales in the hood company” with the right to acquire company-owned facilities covered by that agreement.
Pete Diaz also said it doesn't anticipated developing any new projects with Gonzale’s barrio financing at all due to the fact que it has the most highest interest rates in the hood. Diaz also stated que it’s attributed these decisions to being able to find a lower cost of capital than its present lease rates with Gonzales. For its part, Manuel Gonzales tells us que, it's in the process of evaluating “le barrio tamales” intentions. Tamales ended the week at higher than last year price of $6.00 a dozen.
Las empandas: Las empandas Tuesday lifted its outlook from its first quarter earnings of 75 to 79 cents an empanada, with sales growth of 13% to 14% this quarter 2010. The empanada group from them makers, to them seller from across the rail road tracks, named “esta gringo bakery”, previously forecast earnings of 56 to 61 cents an empanada for the period with a high single to low double-digit percentage increase in sales. The company attributed the higher view to better than expected sales at its new bakery stores on our side of the tracks, and improved gross profits as a percentage of sales. Expense control also exceeded expectations for the quarter. The stock closed Thursday up 13 cents. Las empanadas ended the week at $.79 cent each.
Las tortillas: Las tortillas, has one ever question the question on how the invasion of flour real kicked in? who knows and who cares. We just don’t have it the way it use to be. Come home and smell that great homemade smell de tortillas. What can I say, tortillas ended the week at $1.25 a dozen.
La barbacoa de caveza: La barbacoa de caveza took a big turn of events. Now with the rebirth of that mad cow disease close to our hood, sales went down a bit but raza remember it only affects gringos. La barbacoa ended the week at $4.50 a lb. The lowest it has been in several years.
Los taquitos : Los taquitos ended the week at the lowest in many many months. Several small barrio restaurants have agreed to lower the price just to stay in business. The number of taco stands still operating was larger than last year but what got us was that more and more barrio members are thinking of stay home and making their own breakfast. Los taquitos ended the week at the highest it has been in years, $1.25 cents each, and does not including a cup of java.
And finally cheap beer: Well now that the local cops read our report a few weeks ago, they are now searching the hood for that wine maker who has had a big in pack in our hood sells of beer. Cheap beer ended the week at $4.65 a six pack.
BARRIO WANT ADS:
BX45685: for sale fantasy barrio gift box, has everything you want for that perfect gift. Chocalate, $25.00 a box or 3 boxes for $10.00.
BSE 78526: barrio superhero boxers for la commadre or compadre, all sizes, over 60 styles to choose from. Cheap , and you choose the hero’s face on shorts, going for $3.00 a short.
BXD68547: fat and skinny guys t-shirts for all guys, many colors and sizes, contact Juan the t-shirt vato here at our command post.
BARRIO REALTORS REPORT: Mr. turkey has just purchased an additional ten acres next to the barrio mall and think of opening a hotel/ restaurant, or something like that. Will have lots of jobs for lots of people, says Mr. turkey.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano spring break day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo, con this week’s barrio stock market report . First let’s start con that great idea of starting a barrio theme park here in the hood. Man oh man everybody is so excited about this economic development here in the hood que we all are buying stock as I speak. You know this theme park idea will put our whole world on the map, heck yea, that’s what we are talking about.
Now for our barrio stock market report:
Los tamales: El tamale broker manuel Gonzales, from “tamales in the hood company”, issued a statement responding to recent comments made by another barrio Group, another large tamale broker , that it wants to restructure its relationship with “tamales in the hood company” say “Le barrio tamales” ceo, Pete Diaz, it doesn't plan to renew its 15-year right to purchase agreement with Gonzales company, when it expires in 2011, a move that eliminates the requirement to provide “tamales in the hood company” with the right to acquire company-owned facilities covered by that agreement.
Pete Diaz also said it doesn't anticipated developing any new projects with Gonzale’s barrio financing at all due to the fact que it has the most highest interest rates in the hood. Diaz also stated que it’s attributed these decisions to being able to find a lower cost of capital than its present lease rates with Gonzales. For its part, Manuel Gonzales tells us que, it's in the process of evaluating “le barrio tamales” intentions. Tamales ended the week at higher than last year price of $6.00 a dozen.
Las empandas: Las empandas Tuesday lifted its outlook from its first quarter earnings of 75 to 79 cents an empanada, with sales growth of 13% to 14% this quarter 2010. The empanada group from them makers, to them seller from across the rail road tracks, named “esta gringo bakery”, previously forecast earnings of 56 to 61 cents an empanada for the period with a high single to low double-digit percentage increase in sales. The company attributed the higher view to better than expected sales at its new bakery stores on our side of the tracks, and improved gross profits as a percentage of sales. Expense control also exceeded expectations for the quarter. The stock closed Thursday up 13 cents. Las empanadas ended the week at $.79 cent each.
Las tortillas: Las tortillas, has one ever question the question on how the invasion of flour real kicked in? who knows and who cares. We just don’t have it the way it use to be. Come home and smell that great homemade smell de tortillas. What can I say, tortillas ended the week at $1.25 a dozen.
La barbacoa de caveza: La barbacoa de caveza took a big turn of events. Now with the rebirth of that mad cow disease close to our hood, sales went down a bit but raza remember it only affects gringos. La barbacoa ended the week at $4.50 a lb. The lowest it has been in several years.
Los taquitos : Los taquitos ended the week at the lowest in many many months. Several small barrio restaurants have agreed to lower the price just to stay in business. The number of taco stands still operating was larger than last year but what got us was that more and more barrio members are thinking of stay home and making their own breakfast. Los taquitos ended the week at the highest it has been in years, $1.25 cents each, and does not including a cup of java.
And finally cheap beer: Well now that the local cops read our report a few weeks ago, they are now searching the hood for that wine maker who has had a big in pack in our hood sells of beer. Cheap beer ended the week at $4.65 a six pack.
BARRIO WANT ADS:
BX45685: for sale fantasy barrio gift box, has everything you want for that perfect gift. Chocalate, $25.00 a box or 3 boxes for $10.00.
BSE 78526: barrio superhero boxers for la commadre or compadre, all sizes, over 60 styles to choose from. Cheap , and you choose the hero’s face on shorts, going for $3.00 a short.
BXD68547: fat and skinny guys t-shirts for all guys, many colors and sizes, contact Juan the t-shirt vato here at our command post.
BARRIO REALTORS REPORT: Mr. turkey has just purchased an additional ten acres next to the barrio mall and think of opening a hotel/ restaurant, or something like that. Will have lots of jobs for lots of people, says Mr. turkey.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano spring break day.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
hejola report for 03182010
hejola report for 03182010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Once again I am Maria La Vandia con todays barrio hejola report. But can we talk. Ok spring break is almost over for many of us and just starting for others. Now we are preparing ourselves for that Easter thing. Now now let’s don’t go crazy and spend more than what we have too. Now have we started saving for xmas yet? Now for our award winning headline news:
Barrio scout lost in the hood,
Illegal aliens in the increase on our side of the tracks.
And once again garage sale permits go up.
Friday afternoon the city fathers and mothers published the new 2010 and 2011 rates for thinks you can do from your home. One of the increases was garage sale permits vs. front yard sales. The debate was which was which. The garage sale permits when from $10.oo a day to $15.00 A day vs. a front yard sales from $2.oo a day to $3.00. one of the city spoke person told us que people on this side of town didn’t have front yards and if they did, we didn’t want them stepping on their front yard grass, if any. A petition will be passed around the hood to see if we can lower these rates.
In other news, los vato locos volunteer fire fighther’s along con el constable and a few crack head volunteers have been searching the hood for a barrio scout who got lost this weekend on their monthly barrio camping trip. The barrio scout leader, Mingo lets go camping Carter, told us que the boys were have so much fun que they didn’t realize que one of them was missing until around 9:oo. Pm. A ten block areas has been blocked off and are searching ever tree and in the area. The parents of this scout have not been told. But we do plan to as soon as we realize que we can’t find him. But if you do see esta kid, please let us know at our new location 623 west elle. A real small reward has been offered. Really, a real small reward.
And finally as expected the constable tells us que an increase of legal and illegal aliens have hit the hood. Just in the past few weeks el constable has had to either arrest or take home a few drunk immigrants. Chinga some of estos can’t hold their alcohol and in some case have caused trouble here in some of las cantinas. It’s very important to teach estos pincha mojados how to drink that cheap beer.
Ok there you have raza for today’s barrio headline news from our new location 623 west elle and not at 918 north Armstrong. Have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Once again I am Maria La Vandia con todays barrio hejola report. But can we talk. Ok spring break is almost over for many of us and just starting for others. Now we are preparing ourselves for that Easter thing. Now now let’s don’t go crazy and spend more than what we have too. Now have we started saving for xmas yet? Now for our award winning headline news:
Barrio scout lost in the hood,
Illegal aliens in the increase on our side of the tracks.
And once again garage sale permits go up.
Friday afternoon the city fathers and mothers published the new 2010 and 2011 rates for thinks you can do from your home. One of the increases was garage sale permits vs. front yard sales. The debate was which was which. The garage sale permits when from $10.oo a day to $15.00 A day vs. a front yard sales from $2.oo a day to $3.00. one of the city spoke person told us que people on this side of town didn’t have front yards and if they did, we didn’t want them stepping on their front yard grass, if any. A petition will be passed around the hood to see if we can lower these rates.
In other news, los vato locos volunteer fire fighther’s along con el constable and a few crack head volunteers have been searching the hood for a barrio scout who got lost this weekend on their monthly barrio camping trip. The barrio scout leader, Mingo lets go camping Carter, told us que the boys were have so much fun que they didn’t realize que one of them was missing until around 9:oo. Pm. A ten block areas has been blocked off and are searching ever tree and in the area. The parents of this scout have not been told. But we do plan to as soon as we realize que we can’t find him. But if you do see esta kid, please let us know at our new location 623 west elle. A real small reward has been offered. Really, a real small reward.
And finally as expected the constable tells us que an increase of legal and illegal aliens have hit the hood. Just in the past few weeks el constable has had to either arrest or take home a few drunk immigrants. Chinga some of estos can’t hold their alcohol and in some case have caused trouble here in some of las cantinas. It’s very important to teach estos pincha mojados how to drink that cheap beer.
Ok there you have raza for today’s barrio headline news from our new location 623 west elle and not at 918 north Armstrong. Have a great tejano day.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
hejola report for 03172010
Hejola report for 03172010 spring break 2010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsvillet,t. Now that vato con a brand new suntan, looking more like a red lobster, here is our man, from Smokey Rio, David duran. Thanks Maria is in big trouble right now. I am david duran,Heaveno raza y Como estan. First of all don’t touch me or even come close, cause I swear I’ll knock your block off.
Sin raza, el beach was wonderful, pura pretty girls y tambien la comadre went also. Its funny on how one try to get a sneak preview of a woman con el popa y la comadre is watching also. Hejolia.
Now for the barrio headline news:
Two vato’s on motor scooters get run off from Chicano park,
Security guard busted for urinating on apartment playground,
finally, constable cadena arrives just in time to break fight at mall.
The constable report said que as he drove up to the Westinghouse barrio mall, a man and female were arguing outside the mall area. When he got there. I was just about to get off and go eat a donut when I hear this voices coming from around the corner. It seems que el senior Juan pistolas had his x-wife in Juana, in chokehold when he heard her screaming for help. Somehow el constable managed to tackle el senior without hurting la wife. Both were taken to constable office and will be referred to some counseling.
El constable cadena was called to el Chicano park yesterday afternoon. It seems que this two crack heads were joy riding their three wheel motor scooter inside the park lawn. Of course you and I know que you can’t be doing that. So once constable cadena got their attention, he asked que please stay off the grass or go home. The two vatos left the park.
And finally, a security guard, for Heaveno Apartments was arrested yesterday afternoon by city police from across the tracks, along con constable cadena. It seems que esta vato, the security guard, Hector Lacosa, age 78, had just, well, urinated in the apartments playground, and then tried to covered up the pee-tainted spot with wood chips and some soft sand.. But when police and the constable cadena went to check with the security guard office, it turned out that mr. Hector lacosa wasn't even on duty that night, but had been seen on the premise. They, the police and constable cadena went over to mr lacosa’s home at 407 west Richard and noticed que he had several wet spots on the front of his pants. Charges are pending.
Well raza there you have it. Have a great day, from our command post that 1978 ford whatever. Bye.
Cchwnn.
Kingsvillet,t. Now that vato con a brand new suntan, looking more like a red lobster, here is our man, from Smokey Rio, David duran. Thanks Maria is in big trouble right now. I am david duran,Heaveno raza y Como estan. First of all don’t touch me or even come close, cause I swear I’ll knock your block off.
Sin raza, el beach was wonderful, pura pretty girls y tambien la comadre went also. Its funny on how one try to get a sneak preview of a woman con el popa y la comadre is watching also. Hejolia.
Now for the barrio headline news:
Two vato’s on motor scooters get run off from Chicano park,
Security guard busted for urinating on apartment playground,
finally, constable cadena arrives just in time to break fight at mall.
The constable report said que as he drove up to the Westinghouse barrio mall, a man and female were arguing outside the mall area. When he got there. I was just about to get off and go eat a donut when I hear this voices coming from around the corner. It seems que el senior Juan pistolas had his x-wife in Juana, in chokehold when he heard her screaming for help. Somehow el constable managed to tackle el senior without hurting la wife. Both were taken to constable office and will be referred to some counseling.
El constable cadena was called to el Chicano park yesterday afternoon. It seems que this two crack heads were joy riding their three wheel motor scooter inside the park lawn. Of course you and I know que you can’t be doing that. So once constable cadena got their attention, he asked que please stay off the grass or go home. The two vatos left the park.
And finally, a security guard, for Heaveno Apartments was arrested yesterday afternoon by city police from across the tracks, along con constable cadena. It seems que esta vato, the security guard, Hector Lacosa, age 78, had just, well, urinated in the apartments playground, and then tried to covered up the pee-tainted spot with wood chips and some soft sand.. But when police and the constable cadena went to check with the security guard office, it turned out that mr. Hector lacosa wasn't even on duty that night, but had been seen on the premise. They, the police and constable cadena went over to mr lacosa’s home at 407 west Richard and noticed que he had several wet spots on the front of his pants. Charges are pending.
Well raza there you have it. Have a great day, from our command post that 1978 ford whatever. Bye.
Monday, March 15, 2010
hejola report for this spring break 03152010
Hejola report for this week’s spring break 03152010
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Olay raza from my back yard swimming pool. I am Maria la vandia, wearing my home made g-string. Well raza it’s going to bee a long weekend con todos naked men and some women wearing almost nothing, that is why we are going to be giving our report all week from right here. But now let’s get to our barrio headline news:
Barrio community garden group looking for members,
One-legged vato finds the other missing leg,
And finally fishing line nearly kills la commadre Rosie.
Yesterday afternoon los vato locos volunteers firefighters were called to the corner of wells and third street where it was reported by el constable cadena que la commadre Rosie was being treated for neck and head injuries. It seems que el compadre hector Cantu had laid out his fishing line in the back yard and la commadre didn’t see it and nearly killed herself. La commadre had razor burn type of bruises around her neck and head. She was taken to st. pauls barrio medical center at the mall for treatment.
In other good news, el vato pedro Estrada had some real good news this past Sunday when he was trying to walk back from church. It seems que pedro had lost his left leg a few years ago and was given a plastic one to replace it. Well pedro known for losing shit, lost the his left plastic leg a few days ago. But as he walked back from church he found it in a ditch never his home. It seems que now he remembered on how it got there.
And finally our barrio community garden group is looking for a few good honest hard working persons that love to work outside and stay up late at night. The barrio group is looking for new members to help them watch the crops in a few weeks. Present members are kind of worried que los crack heads in the hood might just beat them to this year’s crops. If interested and own a pellet gun, please contact us at cchwnn@netscape for application. We believe you will have a good time.
We raza there you have it, have a great spring break and remember the children are out of school, so drive very careful in the hood. I am maria la vandia, have a great spring break and a tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Olay raza from my back yard swimming pool. I am Maria la vandia, wearing my home made g-string. Well raza it’s going to bee a long weekend con todos naked men and some women wearing almost nothing, that is why we are going to be giving our report all week from right here. But now let’s get to our barrio headline news:
Barrio community garden group looking for members,
One-legged vato finds the other missing leg,
And finally fishing line nearly kills la commadre Rosie.
Yesterday afternoon los vato locos volunteers firefighters were called to the corner of wells and third street where it was reported by el constable cadena que la commadre Rosie was being treated for neck and head injuries. It seems que el compadre hector Cantu had laid out his fishing line in the back yard and la commadre didn’t see it and nearly killed herself. La commadre had razor burn type of bruises around her neck and head. She was taken to st. pauls barrio medical center at the mall for treatment.
In other good news, el vato pedro Estrada had some real good news this past Sunday when he was trying to walk back from church. It seems que pedro had lost his left leg a few years ago and was given a plastic one to replace it. Well pedro known for losing shit, lost the his left plastic leg a few days ago. But as he walked back from church he found it in a ditch never his home. It seems que now he remembered on how it got there.
And finally our barrio community garden group is looking for a few good honest hard working persons that love to work outside and stay up late at night. The barrio group is looking for new members to help them watch the crops in a few weeks. Present members are kind of worried que los crack heads in the hood might just beat them to this year’s crops. If interested and own a pellet gun, please contact us at cchwnn@netscape for application. We believe you will have a good time.
We raza there you have it, have a great spring break and remember the children are out of school, so drive very careful in the hood. I am maria la vandia, have a great spring break and a tejano day.
interview con vernonica y avance2010
Exclusive interview con Veronica y Avance 2010.
Cchwnn.
Grand Prairie, Texas. Hi I am Blanca Blanch Blanco con this week’s
exclusive interview con Veronica lead singer Del group Avance. Together
since 2005, this young group has taken the tejano industry to the next
level. The band has a youthful energy not seen in awhile for tejano
groups.
The term practice is part of their lives and has shown it pays off in
recent years, such as 2006 tejano Vegas showcase band of the year.
Veronica has managed to build a bridge between old school tejano and
modern day tejano.
It is an honor to have walked this far to cover this story, and now let’s
get to the interview.
BBB: gee, I want to thank you for allows us time to conduct this
interview?
Ver: No problem at all! I cant believe you walked this far to interview
me... I would have just picked up the phone and done the interview the old
fashion way! You rock!
BBB: let’s start off with tell me about yourself or a walk me through your
resume?
Ver: Well I'm 20 yrs old (21 on Mar 25!!) Ive been singing professionally
since I was 15. I’m a 4th generation musician and like to spend time
helping in the community.I've done events with the American Heart Associcaition, Avance Dallas,
fundraisers for Lupus research and I am now working with organizers to
raise money for Diabetes research and education in our culture and young
people.
BBB: Great, "Tell me about a goal that you've set for yourself and how you
went about achieving it."?
Ver: Well my first Goal is to have fun. Life is too short to not enjoy
what you are doing. But besides that, I think I have been put in a
position and have the opportunity to reach people in a way that few people
get. and I also have a goal of selling a million records :)
I'll let you know how that turns out.
BBB: if it’s possible Veronica, tell us what is your greatest weakness en
la onda tejana for a female singer?
Ver: What Weakness!? Females Rock! ... although I do have this obsession
with Mafia Wars on my facebook... so does that count?
BBB: Working with young men do you find it difficult to deal with men?
Ver: : Except for the fighting, yelling, and screaming, it's not difficult
at all :) LOL. These guys are my family and it's just like every family. I
love these guys.
BBB: In the future do you see yourself collaborating with other artist
and how do you feel about doing something like that?
VER:I would LOVE to collaborate with other artist out there, we have
actually started thinking of some names and ideas for the 3rd cd. First we
wanted to establish our name on our own and once we have that then we will
move on to collaborating with other artist in the industry!
BBB. You spoke of the 3rd CD, but lets talk about the second cd entitiled
"Theory of Evolution". What can we expect from this second effort?
VER. Well this cd is our first 100% original cd. We literally built a
Recording Studio from the ground up, wrote all the songs, recorded,
mastered, did the graphic design and everything. It's a lil scary putting
something out there like this because you put so much of yourself into it.
On the Cd itself you can expect some great music from beginning to end.
This cd doesnt have filler songs. That was something very important to me
because it always seemed that the great tejano artists have cd's like
that. you can pop them in and never feel the need to hit the forward
button. We also experimented a lil bit too with the idea of doing tejano
material in english so its going to be interesting to see peoples reaction
to this.
BBB: I consider you as a tejana star, do you think you can change the
world of tejano music and if you think you can in which way?
Ver: Yes. Next question. ;) lol JK. You know what... I consider myself a
next generation artist so I think i should be responsible for creating
next generation fans. I dont know about changing the world of Tejano
music... but if i can just reach the next generation I'd be happy with
that.
BBB; you know many tejano groups never get the chance to travel out of
this great state of Texas, never less a showcase, I understand that you
have even perform in Las Vegas, my god Veronica tells about that
experience?
Ver: Yeah that was a pretty cool time for us, I was 17 yrs old at the time
and it was for a Battle of the Bands. We were up against 8 bands around
the nation and we took home the prize!!!! LOL and it was funny because the
main reason we won in my opinion is because we played a polka that was
really fast and danced around like fools while we played it.
BBB: When you perform are the majority of your fans men or women?
Ver: You know we have a pretty mixed crowed but believe it or not Ive
noticed most of my fans are little girls around the 4-12 yr mark, and I
find that one of the best parts about being in this business is being able
to connect the them. I know the feeling of looking at the girl on stage
and wanting to do what shes doing, Like I said I grew up in music and I
remember being young and wanting to be on stage. I don't even think it
mattered what I was doing on stage I just wanted to be up there, and now I
am and I would give it up for the world.
BBB; if you were given the opportunity to speak with a thousand young men
and women what would you say to them?
Ver: I would tell them to not ignore opportunities that are right in frnt
of them. This world, and your life is what you make of it. ... and may the
force be with you!
BBB: at this time Veronica I want to thank again for this interview and as
you might already know that I had to walk over to conduct this, so for our
news network thanks.
Ver: Thank you so much for everything! I really enjoyed this interview.
... and tell those guys to get you a cell phone. Those guys are mean!
BBB: as l left Grande Prairie, Texas, you being to wonder how such a
beautiful young women and talented be found. I am sure there many more
veronica to come in la onda tejana. I am Blanca Blanck Blanco and on my
way back to Kleberg county con a smile on my face.
Cchwnn.
Grand Prairie, Texas. Hi I am Blanca Blanch Blanco con this week’s
exclusive interview con Veronica lead singer Del group Avance. Together
since 2005, this young group has taken the tejano industry to the next
level. The band has a youthful energy not seen in awhile for tejano
groups.
The term practice is part of their lives and has shown it pays off in
recent years, such as 2006 tejano Vegas showcase band of the year.
Veronica has managed to build a bridge between old school tejano and
modern day tejano.
It is an honor to have walked this far to cover this story, and now let’s
get to the interview.
BBB: gee, I want to thank you for allows us time to conduct this
interview?
Ver: No problem at all! I cant believe you walked this far to interview
me... I would have just picked up the phone and done the interview the old
fashion way! You rock!
BBB: let’s start off with tell me about yourself or a walk me through your
resume?
Ver: Well I'm 20 yrs old (21 on Mar 25!!) Ive been singing professionally
since I was 15. I’m a 4th generation musician and like to spend time
helping in the community.I've done events with the American Heart Associcaition, Avance Dallas,
fundraisers for Lupus research and I am now working with organizers to
raise money for Diabetes research and education in our culture and young
people.
BBB: Great, "Tell me about a goal that you've set for yourself and how you
went about achieving it."?
Ver: Well my first Goal is to have fun. Life is too short to not enjoy
what you are doing. But besides that, I think I have been put in a
position and have the opportunity to reach people in a way that few people
get. and I also have a goal of selling a million records :)
I'll let you know how that turns out.
BBB: if it’s possible Veronica, tell us what is your greatest weakness en
la onda tejana for a female singer?
Ver: What Weakness!? Females Rock! ... although I do have this obsession
with Mafia Wars on my facebook... so does that count?
BBB: Working with young men do you find it difficult to deal with men?
Ver: : Except for the fighting, yelling, and screaming, it's not difficult
at all :) LOL. These guys are my family and it's just like every family. I
love these guys.
BBB: In the future do you see yourself collaborating with other artist
and how do you feel about doing something like that?
VER:I would LOVE to collaborate with other artist out there, we have
actually started thinking of some names and ideas for the 3rd cd. First we
wanted to establish our name on our own and once we have that then we will
move on to collaborating with other artist in the industry!
BBB. You spoke of the 3rd CD, but lets talk about the second cd entitiled
"Theory of Evolution". What can we expect from this second effort?
VER. Well this cd is our first 100% original cd. We literally built a
Recording Studio from the ground up, wrote all the songs, recorded,
mastered, did the graphic design and everything. It's a lil scary putting
something out there like this because you put so much of yourself into it.
On the Cd itself you can expect some great music from beginning to end.
This cd doesnt have filler songs. That was something very important to me
because it always seemed that the great tejano artists have cd's like
that. you can pop them in and never feel the need to hit the forward
button. We also experimented a lil bit too with the idea of doing tejano
material in english so its going to be interesting to see peoples reaction
to this.
BBB: I consider you as a tejana star, do you think you can change the
world of tejano music and if you think you can in which way?
Ver: Yes. Next question. ;) lol JK. You know what... I consider myself a
next generation artist so I think i should be responsible for creating
next generation fans. I dont know about changing the world of Tejano
music... but if i can just reach the next generation I'd be happy with
that.
BBB; you know many tejano groups never get the chance to travel out of
this great state of Texas, never less a showcase, I understand that you
have even perform in Las Vegas, my god Veronica tells about that
experience?
Ver: Yeah that was a pretty cool time for us, I was 17 yrs old at the time
and it was for a Battle of the Bands. We were up against 8 bands around
the nation and we took home the prize!!!! LOL and it was funny because the
main reason we won in my opinion is because we played a polka that was
really fast and danced around like fools while we played it.
BBB: When you perform are the majority of your fans men or women?
Ver: You know we have a pretty mixed crowed but believe it or not Ive
noticed most of my fans are little girls around the 4-12 yr mark, and I
find that one of the best parts about being in this business is being able
to connect the them. I know the feeling of looking at the girl on stage
and wanting to do what shes doing, Like I said I grew up in music and I
remember being young and wanting to be on stage. I don't even think it
mattered what I was doing on stage I just wanted to be up there, and now I
am and I would give it up for the world.
BBB; if you were given the opportunity to speak with a thousand young men
and women what would you say to them?
Ver: I would tell them to not ignore opportunities that are right in frnt
of them. This world, and your life is what you make of it. ... and may the
force be with you!
BBB: at this time Veronica I want to thank again for this interview and as
you might already know that I had to walk over to conduct this, so for our
news network thanks.
Ver: Thank you so much for everything! I really enjoyed this interview.
... and tell those guys to get you a cell phone. Those guys are mean!
BBB: as l left Grande Prairie, Texas, you being to wonder how such a
beautiful young women and talented be found. I am sure there many more
veronica to come in la onda tejana. I am Blanca Blanck Blanco and on my
way back to Kleberg county con a smile on my face.
Friday, March 12, 2010
interview con Q-95 Lady DI
Cchwnn : exclusive interview con Q-95, Lady Di.
Cchwnn.
Hello again I am Blanca Blanch Blanco here con a very special interview. It took me three days and two nights to get here and met up Diane Avina, aka q95 Lady DI. She is a very interesting woman, and is well known throughout the mid west. Has been on the airwaves for about ten years and is a devoted tejana. She has her own tejano radio show on Sundays radio station WQTE.FM. AROUND 3 PM TO 6 PM. And can be heard throughout the southwest MIch. And northern Ohio. She also runs the TTMA radio show and Tejano Classic Radio. So let’s get to her interview:
BBB: hello Di como esta? I want to thank you for giving us directions and the time to do this very important interview?
DI:I am doing well thank you,glad you all didn't get lost, it's a pleasure.
BBB: tells us what motivated you to become interested in being a Disc Jockey
DI: Actually, it just fell into my lap, the previous DJ quit without notice, my daughter worked at the station and told them that I was a big fan and followed Tejano music and had a big selection of Tejano music, they called me and wanted to know if I wanted to give it a try so I did and here I am, stilll there 10 years later. Loving what I do.
BBB: did you find it difficult to start a tejano program in your area?
DI: Actaully Q95 Tejano Hits was already on the air when I took over. The prior DJ played a mixture of spanish music when I took over I started to play nothing but Tejano music and progressive conjunto.
BBB: after reviewing your web-page I noticed that you have lots of tejano dances down here, what is the general view of la onda in this area?
DI:La Onda si great. Tejano music is in high demand, the dances are always packed, it doesn't matter if it is a band from Texas or a local band, point blank Tejano music is alive in The Midwest.
BBB: I am sure you have heard and read que la onda is dying and this and that, which of course we don’t agree, what is your take on that question and the future of la onda tejano up here in the mid west?
DI: I totally disagree when people say that La onda is dying. Here in my area people are hungry for the music, We have great bands in the midwest such as Grupo Dezeo, Sensacion, La Coporacion that have been together for over 25 years, we have recording artist such as Los Carnales, Tejano Sound Band, and Grupo Aldaco they are well supported in the Midwest, We have taken our talent to the Fan Fair in San Antonio and recived great praise, people from Texas can't believe we have such great music and musicians here in The Midwest.
BBB: in your opinion, what is the differences between old school tejano and the new frontier tejano?
DI:I would have to say old school used more key boards, the new tejano uses more accordion. However, it doesn't matter to me because I love it all.
BBB: DI, do you have your own style of broadcasting your program?
DI:No certian style I am just myself, I am the same person on the air that I am at home, very down to earth. Very truthfull and open. I play all new music by all new artist that is sent to me. No rotation like other staions. I play what my listeners want to hear, I have a very busy program. I take dedications for 1 hr and I get an average of about 30-40 calls in 1 hour.
BBB: what have been some of the barriers you have encounter in doing this show these long?
DI: Actually believe it or not I have not encountered any barriers, The station is a 24 hour country station, they give me my time every Sunday. The country listeners stay tuned when I go on at 3, they are dedicated listeners, thy even call in dedications. What I think is great is that I have alot of children and teens that also listen to me, it make me feel great when they ( the little ones)call in dedications for their relatives. I have listeners of all ages, and different razas, Its full fills my life and makes me realize that La Onda is alive and kicking in this area,
BBB what is the future for Q-95v , Lady DI?
DI: To continue to do what I am doing, playing the best in Tejano music, and hopefully get my show on the internet someday.
BBB: we want to thank you for your time and now DI if you can point which way is south than I will be on my way?
DI:Your welcome the pleasure was mine and head towards the warm weather. Cause it's not here.
BBB: as we leave the cold weather headed south , I have always wonder how it felt flying south, now I know. I am Blanca Blanch Blanco.
Cchwnn.
Hello again I am Blanca Blanch Blanco here con a very special interview. It took me three days and two nights to get here and met up Diane Avina, aka q95 Lady DI. She is a very interesting woman, and is well known throughout the mid west. Has been on the airwaves for about ten years and is a devoted tejana. She has her own tejano radio show on Sundays radio station WQTE.FM. AROUND 3 PM TO 6 PM. And can be heard throughout the southwest MIch. And northern Ohio. She also runs the TTMA radio show and Tejano Classic Radio. So let’s get to her interview:
BBB: hello Di como esta? I want to thank you for giving us directions and the time to do this very important interview?
DI:I am doing well thank you,glad you all didn't get lost, it's a pleasure.
BBB: tells us what motivated you to become interested in being a Disc Jockey
DI: Actually, it just fell into my lap, the previous DJ quit without notice, my daughter worked at the station and told them that I was a big fan and followed Tejano music and had a big selection of Tejano music, they called me and wanted to know if I wanted to give it a try so I did and here I am, stilll there 10 years later. Loving what I do.
BBB: did you find it difficult to start a tejano program in your area?
DI: Actaully Q95 Tejano Hits was already on the air when I took over. The prior DJ played a mixture of spanish music when I took over I started to play nothing but Tejano music and progressive conjunto.
BBB: after reviewing your web-page I noticed that you have lots of tejano dances down here, what is the general view of la onda in this area?
DI:La Onda si great. Tejano music is in high demand, the dances are always packed, it doesn't matter if it is a band from Texas or a local band, point blank Tejano music is alive in The Midwest.
BBB: I am sure you have heard and read que la onda is dying and this and that, which of course we don’t agree, what is your take on that question and the future of la onda tejano up here in the mid west?
DI: I totally disagree when people say that La onda is dying. Here in my area people are hungry for the music, We have great bands in the midwest such as Grupo Dezeo, Sensacion, La Coporacion that have been together for over 25 years, we have recording artist such as Los Carnales, Tejano Sound Band, and Grupo Aldaco they are well supported in the Midwest, We have taken our talent to the Fan Fair in San Antonio and recived great praise, people from Texas can't believe we have such great music and musicians here in The Midwest.
BBB: in your opinion, what is the differences between old school tejano and the new frontier tejano?
DI:I would have to say old school used more key boards, the new tejano uses more accordion. However, it doesn't matter to me because I love it all.
BBB: DI, do you have your own style of broadcasting your program?
DI:No certian style I am just myself, I am the same person on the air that I am at home, very down to earth. Very truthfull and open. I play all new music by all new artist that is sent to me. No rotation like other staions. I play what my listeners want to hear, I have a very busy program. I take dedications for 1 hr and I get an average of about 30-40 calls in 1 hour.
BBB: what have been some of the barriers you have encounter in doing this show these long?
DI: Actually believe it or not I have not encountered any barriers, The station is a 24 hour country station, they give me my time every Sunday. The country listeners stay tuned when I go on at 3, they are dedicated listeners, thy even call in dedications. What I think is great is that I have alot of children and teens that also listen to me, it make me feel great when they ( the little ones)call in dedications for their relatives. I have listeners of all ages, and different razas, Its full fills my life and makes me realize that La Onda is alive and kicking in this area,
BBB what is the future for Q-95v , Lady DI?
DI: To continue to do what I am doing, playing the best in Tejano music, and hopefully get my show on the internet someday.
BBB: we want to thank you for your time and now DI if you can point which way is south than I will be on my way?
DI:Your welcome the pleasure was mine and head towards the warm weather. Cause it's not here.
BBB: as we leave the cold weather headed south , I have always wonder how it felt flying south, now I know. I am Blanca Blanch Blanco.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
barrio stock market report for 03122010
Barrio stock market report for 03122010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market report. Things cost so much que we don’t even watch t.v. anymore. Now for that darn report:
Los taquitos up from last week, ended the week at $1.45 each coffee is extra.
Los tamales are on a steady increase, which we noticed a few weeks ago, but took a dive up on that steady pass this week, ended the week at $6.00 a dozen.
Las tortillas, remain pretty stable for now but predicted to go up on price, tortillas $1.50 a pack of twelve. Think corn tortillas?
la barbacoa de caberas remained stable, ended the week at bit lower, $6.00 a lb. llama barbeque at $2.50 lbs. it’s the solution.
Las empanadas are on a roll now , and their prices are sky high, las empanadas took an increase ending the week at $.89 each. Pesse hejola.
And that cheap beer, as a matter of fact went down a bit to a low time low last week but took that hike this week up to of $5.95 a six pack.
Barrio want ads:
#89767: children toys and some clothing for sale by the pound.
#98076: adult toys and a bunch big girls kinky clothing, sold by the pound.
#23546: bicycles for sale. Some are missing parts other you decide.
#98763; still looking for move in maid, will provide French outfit and has to some work around the house wearing it. make appointment.
#7658: old tejano records, some 45,78, and a bunch 331/3 lp. Make offer.
Barrio realtors:
That city lot on the corner of 8th and wells street is still for sale but has changed address to the corner of 3th and wells street, just get on wells and keep driving on it till it ends there take a left and go three block and turn left, until you hit wells again and then turn right and keep going about 7 blocks and the turn left and you might see it from there.
Ok raza there you have it for today.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market report. Things cost so much que we don’t even watch t.v. anymore. Now for that darn report:
Los taquitos up from last week, ended the week at $1.45 each coffee is extra.
Los tamales are on a steady increase, which we noticed a few weeks ago, but took a dive up on that steady pass this week, ended the week at $6.00 a dozen.
Las tortillas, remain pretty stable for now but predicted to go up on price, tortillas $1.50 a pack of twelve. Think corn tortillas?
la barbacoa de caberas remained stable, ended the week at bit lower, $6.00 a lb. llama barbeque at $2.50 lbs. it’s the solution.
Las empanadas are on a roll now , and their prices are sky high, las empanadas took an increase ending the week at $.89 each. Pesse hejola.
And that cheap beer, as a matter of fact went down a bit to a low time low last week but took that hike this week up to of $5.95 a six pack.
Barrio want ads:
#89767: children toys and some clothing for sale by the pound.
#98076: adult toys and a bunch big girls kinky clothing, sold by the pound.
#23546: bicycles for sale. Some are missing parts other you decide.
#98763; still looking for move in maid, will provide French outfit and has to some work around the house wearing it. make appointment.
#7658: old tejano records, some 45,78, and a bunch 331/3 lp. Make offer.
Barrio realtors:
That city lot on the corner of 8th and wells street is still for sale but has changed address to the corner of 3th and wells street, just get on wells and keep driving on it till it ends there take a left and go three block and turn left, until you hit wells again and then turn right and keep going about 7 blocks and the turn left and you might see it from there.
Ok raza there you have it for today.
weside warrior news network 03112010
Westside warrior news network 03112010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am lewis mojo lewis with this week’s barrio headline news:
Crack parent threw her only cat in front of moving bicycle,
Two more get arrested for stealing,
And finally fight breaks out at bingo house.
Yesterday afternoon several folks were arrested at our home bingo center for some reason or another. The details were very not clear once we put together today’s report. But some folks tell us que it all started due to fact que one of the person that won the big prize, a big basket of can foods was either not seen or heard him yell bingo, when the bingo caller thought that all the winning cards had been seen, he start another run, that’s when one of the customers raised and started swing and punching at any one or anybody that got close to him. We will have more details hopefully later in the day.
Two vato’s were arrested yesterday afternoon at the corner of third and wells for stealing hubcaps from parked cars. Si said la senora Martinez who was sitting inside her car when she saw and then hears someone messing with her hubcaps, she immediate called 811 and was able to see and identify the two vato’s who were arrested later by el constable cadena.
And finally, a few crack heads just don’t know when to stop doing that shit. It seems que Mary Lou Espinoza was arrested for trying to get her cat either killed or injured when she tossed it in front of juan lopez el coco driving his bicycle. In doing that juan avoiding hitting the cat buy managed to run into a parked car, causing him to flip into the air and then he hit the ground with his head. Once los vatos loco volunteer fire fighter got to the scène, juan had already gotten on his bicycle an drove himself over to the Westinghouse barrio mall St. Pauls medical center for treatment. No arrested were made yet but the cat was taken away from its own protection.
Well raza there you have it for today.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am lewis mojo lewis with this week’s barrio headline news:
Crack parent threw her only cat in front of moving bicycle,
Two more get arrested for stealing,
And finally fight breaks out at bingo house.
Yesterday afternoon several folks were arrested at our home bingo center for some reason or another. The details were very not clear once we put together today’s report. But some folks tell us que it all started due to fact que one of the person that won the big prize, a big basket of can foods was either not seen or heard him yell bingo, when the bingo caller thought that all the winning cards had been seen, he start another run, that’s when one of the customers raised and started swing and punching at any one or anybody that got close to him. We will have more details hopefully later in the day.
Two vato’s were arrested yesterday afternoon at the corner of third and wells for stealing hubcaps from parked cars. Si said la senora Martinez who was sitting inside her car when she saw and then hears someone messing with her hubcaps, she immediate called 811 and was able to see and identify the two vato’s who were arrested later by el constable cadena.
And finally, a few crack heads just don’t know when to stop doing that shit. It seems que Mary Lou Espinoza was arrested for trying to get her cat either killed or injured when she tossed it in front of juan lopez el coco driving his bicycle. In doing that juan avoiding hitting the cat buy managed to run into a parked car, causing him to flip into the air and then he hit the ground with his head. Once los vatos loco volunteer fire fighter got to the scène, juan had already gotten on his bicycle an drove himself over to the Westinghouse barrio mall St. Pauls medical center for treatment. No arrested were made yet but the cat was taken away from its own protection.
Well raza there you have it for today.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
a day to remember famous tejano musicians who have died 06202010
Chicano manifesto for 2010: “ a day to remember famous tejano Musicians who have died, June 20,2010.
As the creator of this wacky world I am allowed to create things and dates for things we feel that are very important to our heart and soul. One of those is a day to remember all our tejano artist that have passed away. This coming June 20, 2010 will be the day we declared to acknowledge all the good musicians that have left memories and are gone by not forgotten. So please mark that day and join us in recognizing them. Join us in posting the names of this individuals.
I am Daniel lopez and that is the least I can do for the fond memories I have about my of them.
June 20, 2010. A day to remember of famous Tejano musicians who have died. Please join us.
As the creator of this wacky world I am allowed to create things and dates for things we feel that are very important to our heart and soul. One of those is a day to remember all our tejano artist that have passed away. This coming June 20, 2010 will be the day we declared to acknowledge all the good musicians that have left memories and are gone by not forgotten. So please mark that day and join us in recognizing them. Join us in posting the names of this individuals.
I am Daniel lopez and that is the least I can do for the fond memories I have about my of them.
June 20, 2010. A day to remember of famous Tejano musicians who have died. Please join us.
hejola report for 02102010
Hejola report for 020102010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again como estan I am bill diaz back from that no paid holiday that our creator or want to be decided not provide. And I am sorry for the comment I made about the folks in Kansas. Anyhow here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Commadre sues la familia Ruiz for buy used spectacle lense.
El compadre Martin Saenz arrested for stealing eyeglasses at barrio mall.
And finally Thomas Garza trying to rob el barrio bank.
El constable cadena arrested Thomas Garza charged him when he twice entered the barrio bank and approached a clerk, with a plastic bag over his head and told the clerk que he had some magic powder in his front pocket and was going to blow it into her face that would provoke her sexual drive, if she didn’t fork up the money. Of course she refused and he finally walked away. He was picked up about a mile down the street. El constable tells us que he was taken to the lalalal farm across the tracks.
Esta pincha Johnnie B. Gonesses, was arrested shortly after he left the Westinghouse barrio mall con several pair of expensive eyeglasses he stole from several stores. He did admit que the ones he took he really liked and told el constable que he had a problem con steal stuff. And that he never took anything that he didn’t want.
And finally, The only way la commadre could have past the driver’s test last week if she would have been wearing the right prescription lenses. But for the sake of saving money she decided to go and buy a used pair at la familia Ruiz garage sale last weekend. She suffered headache after headache and felt nausea for several days. Until she figured out que the glasses she bought weren’t going to do the job. So she decided to go sue the family for the wrong lenses. La familia Ruiz weren’t able to comment on this case until she hires a lawyer. Oh by the way she failed the test.
Ok raza there you have it for today, I am Bill diaz and glad to be back.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again como estan I am bill diaz back from that no paid holiday that our creator or want to be decided not provide. And I am sorry for the comment I made about the folks in Kansas. Anyhow here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Commadre sues la familia Ruiz for buy used spectacle lense.
El compadre Martin Saenz arrested for stealing eyeglasses at barrio mall.
And finally Thomas Garza trying to rob el barrio bank.
El constable cadena arrested Thomas Garza charged him when he twice entered the barrio bank and approached a clerk, with a plastic bag over his head and told the clerk que he had some magic powder in his front pocket and was going to blow it into her face that would provoke her sexual drive, if she didn’t fork up the money. Of course she refused and he finally walked away. He was picked up about a mile down the street. El constable tells us que he was taken to the lalalal farm across the tracks.
Esta pincha Johnnie B. Gonesses, was arrested shortly after he left the Westinghouse barrio mall con several pair of expensive eyeglasses he stole from several stores. He did admit que the ones he took he really liked and told el constable que he had a problem con steal stuff. And that he never took anything that he didn’t want.
And finally, The only way la commadre could have past the driver’s test last week if she would have been wearing the right prescription lenses. But for the sake of saving money she decided to go and buy a used pair at la familia Ruiz garage sale last weekend. She suffered headache after headache and felt nausea for several days. Until she figured out que the glasses she bought weren’t going to do the job. So she decided to go sue the family for the wrong lenses. La familia Ruiz weren’t able to comment on this case until she hires a lawyer. Oh by the way she failed the test.
Ok raza there you have it for today, I am Bill diaz and glad to be back.
Monday, March 8, 2010
hejloa report for 03082010
Hejolia report for 03082010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsvillet, tx Now that man que the IRS is looking for and has a way not to pay child support, here is our own vato of the year David duran. Heaveno raza, well I am back from a small vacation we took south of the local checkpoint. And is there traffic or what and gas is some expensive que we almost didn’t make it back con $5.00 of gas. Thank god que we got the gas mixed up con diesel que the storeowner blame it on his poor staff attendan . Yea right., Anyhow we made it home and now con the today’s headline news:
20% of the hood members move first of the month,
A homeless gringo picked up for asking for donations at the Westinghouse barrio mall.
And WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL approves barrio storage units.
WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL management approved a barrio storage unit to be built extend two more floors. The mall will now house three floors of puro storage rooms for rent. La families Zapata family owners of the new proposed Barrio storage unit, will open 30 Barrio storage units. It’s a great place to storage that stuff one don’t need or being hauling around for years. Los Zapata’s say que la raza is always looking for storage space. Excess to the third floor is still being planned, “It’s no problem building the storage units on the third floor, the trouble is how to get your stuff up there” says the assistant to the assistant mall manager. Several options are being considers on how to drive onto the third floor.
In other news, it was estimated que at least one out of five barrio family members move at the first of the month. After driving around the hood this weekend, my god was it busy. I swear it was mad out there today. Raze coming and going, going and coming and some not every coming back.The results of our estimates did not indicate reason why people move, but I am sure que there are many reasons. We could list a list of reason, we would, but we’re moving right now.
And finally A gringo man huddled in front of the Westinghouse barrio mall, asking that "donations" be placed in a cup. Was arrested for falsely asking for donation. The cup said for his education. It seemed que the man, James Wilcox or Dr. Wilcox was released after he had been arrested for asking for donation to pay for his education. Since he already had a dr. degree and had suffered a nervous breakdown a few years later, and lately has the habit of repeating mathematical formulas out loud and sharing them con the general public. He was taken back to the other side of the track and was admitted to lalala home for lalala people.
Well folks thank god que I already live in alalalala land. I am David duran for our 1978 ford whatever and remember
Your business is our business and my business is none of your business.
Cchwnn.
Kingsvillet, tx Now that man que the IRS is looking for and has a way not to pay child support, here is our own vato of the year David duran. Heaveno raza, well I am back from a small vacation we took south of the local checkpoint. And is there traffic or what and gas is some expensive que we almost didn’t make it back con $5.00 of gas. Thank god que we got the gas mixed up con diesel que the storeowner blame it on his poor staff attendan . Yea right., Anyhow we made it home and now con the today’s headline news:
20% of the hood members move first of the month,
A homeless gringo picked up for asking for donations at the Westinghouse barrio mall.
And WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL approves barrio storage units.
WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL management approved a barrio storage unit to be built extend two more floors. The mall will now house three floors of puro storage rooms for rent. La families Zapata family owners of the new proposed Barrio storage unit, will open 30 Barrio storage units. It’s a great place to storage that stuff one don’t need or being hauling around for years. Los Zapata’s say que la raza is always looking for storage space. Excess to the third floor is still being planned, “It’s no problem building the storage units on the third floor, the trouble is how to get your stuff up there” says the assistant to the assistant mall manager. Several options are being considers on how to drive onto the third floor.
In other news, it was estimated que at least one out of five barrio family members move at the first of the month. After driving around the hood this weekend, my god was it busy. I swear it was mad out there today. Raze coming and going, going and coming and some not every coming back.The results of our estimates did not indicate reason why people move, but I am sure que there are many reasons. We could list a list of reason, we would, but we’re moving right now.
And finally A gringo man huddled in front of the Westinghouse barrio mall, asking that "donations" be placed in a cup. Was arrested for falsely asking for donation. The cup said for his education. It seemed que the man, James Wilcox or Dr. Wilcox was released after he had been arrested for asking for donation to pay for his education. Since he already had a dr. degree and had suffered a nervous breakdown a few years later, and lately has the habit of repeating mathematical formulas out loud and sharing them con the general public. He was taken back to the other side of the track and was admitted to lalala home for lalala people.
Well folks thank god que I already live in alalalala land. I am David duran for our 1978 ford whatever and remember
Your business is our business and my business is none of your business.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
westside warrior news network for 03032010
Westside warrior news network for 03042010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Tx. Hi ! I am Lewis mojo Lewis with today’s award winning headline news:
Two news gay open in the hood.
Ten more people arrested for illegal garage sales.
And another truck load of chickens get loose.
If two truckloads weren’t enough, how about a third truck load of chickens turned over again and 35 chickens made a run for it. El senor Paul Garcia told us that there is something going on at our chicken farm. It seems that every other month one of our delivery trucks has had trouble driving through past the hood. El constable will investigate this matter. Oh, by the way a small reward is being offered for the return of some of the chickens.
A major crack down occurred this weekend when at least 10 barrio members were arrested for having garage sales without permits. The city fathers and mothers pasted a rule a few years ago that anyone interested on having a garage or yard sale must have a permit. Charges will be filed tomorrow, with fines might be as high as ten dollars.
And finally, “please tell me it’s not true” and “I’ll be back” are the two new gay bars that just opened at the dark side of the hood. Both bars are owner by Jake Black Molina and was very excited that he can provide this kind of entertainment to all tejanos and tejanas. He told this reporter that you can wear any outfit you might not wanted to wear at a regular bar. He tells us that there will be drink specials and lots of dancing and drag shows on the weekend. So for a walk on the wild side come on down.
Well there you have it for today, I am Lewis mojo Lewis.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Tx. Hi ! I am Lewis mojo Lewis with today’s award winning headline news:
Two news gay open in the hood.
Ten more people arrested for illegal garage sales.
And another truck load of chickens get loose.
If two truckloads weren’t enough, how about a third truck load of chickens turned over again and 35 chickens made a run for it. El senor Paul Garcia told us that there is something going on at our chicken farm. It seems that every other month one of our delivery trucks has had trouble driving through past the hood. El constable will investigate this matter. Oh, by the way a small reward is being offered for the return of some of the chickens.
A major crack down occurred this weekend when at least 10 barrio members were arrested for having garage sales without permits. The city fathers and mothers pasted a rule a few years ago that anyone interested on having a garage or yard sale must have a permit. Charges will be filed tomorrow, with fines might be as high as ten dollars.
And finally, “please tell me it’s not true” and “I’ll be back” are the two new gay bars that just opened at the dark side of the hood. Both bars are owner by Jake Black Molina and was very excited that he can provide this kind of entertainment to all tejanos and tejanas. He told this reporter that you can wear any outfit you might not wanted to wear at a regular bar. He tells us that there will be drink specials and lots of dancing and drag shows on the weekend. So for a walk on the wild side come on down.
Well there you have it for today, I am Lewis mojo Lewis.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
westinghouse barrio mall 03032010
Westinghouse barrio mall news letter for 03032010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hi I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s mall newsletter.
As you might have read last week our mall got raided and a bunch of our small shops closed down for several reasons. We learned one thing don’t let relatives open or work with you in any kind of business. It just don’t work. And besides that they don’t pay the rent nor their bills.
But for now let’s go con our man of the hour Alcardio samudio who has been real busy this past few days since he is in charge will Bill is on a small non paid vacation.
Si, thank you Gloria for those great words, pero como I am in charge right now we want to let you know that this weekend we will have our conjunto fund raiser to see how we can rebuilt our conjunto dance land that some torched this weekend. The following barrio music award winners will be performing in our 24 hours marathon de puro conjuntos getting down and dirt. Here is the line up:
Fridays:
6pm: Falcon y su sun liners de palito blanco.
7pm:Cristina y los Cream Puffs
9pm: DON PEDRO “el pelon cara de nopal”.
12 midnight: LOS HOMETOWN BUFFET BOZS.
Saturday:
2:am LOS HITCH HIKERS DE LA FRONTERA.
4:00am Siloma Griffin ruelas del group siloma del valle.
6:a. m.videos de PANZONE CLAINTE Y SUS FLOJOS.
9:00am Los gatos feos from El Paso, TX.
11:am Luis Garza del groupo Los.
1:pm Janie y Las Masotas.
2:pm Side walkers y su side walk skaters from alpine.
3:pm Harrycore Ramirez del group hardcore Mary u su conjunto de corpitos.
4:30 pm Lisa right eye ( solo artist ).
End of marathon.
So as you can see it’s going to be a hell of a day. Now back to Gloria.
Ok Al, thanks and see you all at the mall and be sure and bring money.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hi I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s mall newsletter.
As you might have read last week our mall got raided and a bunch of our small shops closed down for several reasons. We learned one thing don’t let relatives open or work with you in any kind of business. It just don’t work. And besides that they don’t pay the rent nor their bills.
But for now let’s go con our man of the hour Alcardio samudio who has been real busy this past few days since he is in charge will Bill is on a small non paid vacation.
Si, thank you Gloria for those great words, pero como I am in charge right now we want to let you know that this weekend we will have our conjunto fund raiser to see how we can rebuilt our conjunto dance land that some torched this weekend. The following barrio music award winners will be performing in our 24 hours marathon de puro conjuntos getting down and dirt. Here is the line up:
Fridays:
6pm: Falcon y su sun liners de palito blanco.
7pm:Cristina y los Cream Puffs
9pm: DON PEDRO “el pelon cara de nopal”.
12 midnight: LOS HOMETOWN BUFFET BOZS.
Saturday:
2:am LOS HITCH HIKERS DE LA FRONTERA.
4:00am Siloma Griffin ruelas del group siloma del valle.
6:a. m.videos de PANZONE CLAINTE Y SUS FLOJOS.
9:00am Los gatos feos from El Paso, TX.
11:am Luis Garza del groupo Los.
1:pm Janie y Las Masotas.
2:pm Side walkers y su side walk skaters from alpine.
3:pm Harrycore Ramirez del group hardcore Mary u su conjunto de corpitos.
4:30 pm Lisa right eye ( solo artist ).
End of marathon.
So as you can see it’s going to be a hell of a day. Now back to Gloria.
Ok Al, thanks and see you all at the mall and be sure and bring money.
hejola reprot for 03012010
Body: Hejola report for 03022010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am alcardio samudio, bill is on vacation. Wow it’s the end of the month and we are already broke. My god gives me a arm and a leg, please. Will we ever have enough money to pay monthly bills? Now for our barrio headline news:
Barrio man arrested after making car payment.
Two more arrested for holding up barrio ice cream man.
And finally barrio man tries to kill himself.
El constable was summon to the resident of Palito Gomez, age 58, when he told his family que he didn’t have enough money to pay this month bills. So Palito did the only thing he could come with and that was tried to kill himself by hanging himself in the back room. The only problem was the water hoes he used was made out of plastic and since he weighed about 300 lbs, it stretched so much that he was standing up within seconds. At that moment his family discovered him past out on the floor con major plastic neck rope burns, that required 918 services. He was taken to the lalala farm across the tracks for observations.
If things could not be worse for la familia Cantu, when for the fifth time this month their barrio ice cream truck was held up by two unknown vatos. The driver tells us que the guys that held him up again were wearing wrestlers masks. El constable is looking any information pertaining to this incident. A large snow cone is being offered for any information.
And finally, El senor Martin Charles was arrested yesterday on charges of arm robbery and left the scene of a robbery. El senor Charles thought he was pretty cute when he made his payment on his car and came right back wearing a wrestlers mask pero con the same clothes. It didn’t take the constable long to find him down the street. Charges will be filed.
Any we thought we had it bad, I am Alcardio Samuido, good day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am alcardio samudio, bill is on vacation. Wow it’s the end of the month and we are already broke. My god gives me a arm and a leg, please. Will we ever have enough money to pay monthly bills? Now for our barrio headline news:
Barrio man arrested after making car payment.
Two more arrested for holding up barrio ice cream man.
And finally barrio man tries to kill himself.
El constable was summon to the resident of Palito Gomez, age 58, when he told his family que he didn’t have enough money to pay this month bills. So Palito did the only thing he could come with and that was tried to kill himself by hanging himself in the back room. The only problem was the water hoes he used was made out of plastic and since he weighed about 300 lbs, it stretched so much that he was standing up within seconds. At that moment his family discovered him past out on the floor con major plastic neck rope burns, that required 918 services. He was taken to the lalala farm across the tracks for observations.
If things could not be worse for la familia Cantu, when for the fifth time this month their barrio ice cream truck was held up by two unknown vatos. The driver tells us que the guys that held him up again were wearing wrestlers masks. El constable is looking any information pertaining to this incident. A large snow cone is being offered for any information.
And finally, El senor Martin Charles was arrested yesterday on charges of arm robbery and left the scene of a robbery. El senor Charles thought he was pretty cute when he made his payment on his car and came right back wearing a wrestlers mask pero con the same clothes. It didn’t take the constable long to find him down the street. Charges will be filed.
Any we thought we had it bad, I am Alcardio Samuido, good day.
hejola report for 02022010
Hejola report for 03022010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am alcardio samudio, bill is on vacation. Wow it’s the end of the month and we are already broke. My god gives me a arm and a leg, please. Will we ever have enough money to pay monthly bills? Now for our barrio headline news:
Barrio man arrested after making car payment.
Two more arrested for holding up barrio ice cream man.
And finally barrio man tries to kill himself.
El constable was summon to the resident of Palito Gomez, age 58, when he told his family que he didn’t have enough money to pay this month bills. So Palito did the only thing he could come with and that was tried to kill himself by hanging himself in the back room. The only problem was the water hoes he used was made out of plastic and since he weighed about 300 lbs, it stretched so much that he was standing up within seconds. At that moment his family discovered him past out on the floor con major plastic neck rope burns, that required 918 services. He was taken to the lalala farm across the tracks for observations.
If things could not be worse for la familia Cantu, when for the fifth time this month their barrio ice cream truck was held up by two unknown vatos. The driver tells us que the guys that held him up again were wearing wrestlers masks. El constable is looking any information pertaining to this incident. A large snow cone is being offered for any information.
And finally, El senor Martin Charles was arrested yesterday on charges of arm robbery and left the scene of a robbery. El senor Charles thought he was pretty cute when he made his payment on his car and came right back wearing a wrestlers mask pero con the same clothes. It didn’t take the constable long to find him down the street. Charges will be filed.
Any we thought we had it bad, I am Alcardio Samuido, good day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am alcardio samudio, bill is on vacation. Wow it’s the end of the month and we are already broke. My god gives me a arm and a leg, please. Will we ever have enough money to pay monthly bills? Now for our barrio headline news:
Barrio man arrested after making car payment.
Two more arrested for holding up barrio ice cream man.
And finally barrio man tries to kill himself.
El constable was summon to the resident of Palito Gomez, age 58, when he told his family que he didn’t have enough money to pay this month bills. So Palito did the only thing he could come with and that was tried to kill himself by hanging himself in the back room. The only problem was the water hoes he used was made out of plastic and since he weighed about 300 lbs, it stretched so much that he was standing up within seconds. At that moment his family discovered him past out on the floor con major plastic neck rope burns, that required 918 services. He was taken to the lalala farm across the tracks for observations.
If things could not be worse for la familia Cantu, when for the fifth time this month their barrio ice cream truck was held up by two unknown vatos. The driver tells us que the guys that held him up again were wearing wrestlers masks. El constable is looking any information pertaining to this incident. A large snow cone is being offered for any information.
And finally, El senor Martin Charles was arrested yesterday on charges of arm robbery and left the scene of a robbery. El senor Charles thought he was pretty cute when he made his payment on his car and came right back wearing a wrestlers mask pero con the same clothes. It didn’t take the constable long to find him down the street. Charges will be filed.
Any we thought we had it bad, I am Alcardio Samuido, good day.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 02242010
Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 10102007.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s mall newsletter. Well if the shit wasn’t enough where the city, county, and state people took it on their own to start knocking the hood down, well con todo esto the mall was also effected, now with that report here is alcardio samudio.
Si Gloria drug and law enforcement officers along con el constable cadena raided several stores here at the mall. El senior MI casa Es su casa restaurant owner got busted for selling weed here in the mall. My god what the hell is wrong con el compadre casas. Chinga if la raza didn’t have it so bad already and now give our mall a bad name.
In addition to all this Gloria, Martha Gomez owner of Martha’s nail and curls were also raided for selling hot stuff. Chinga what else could have happen. Furthermore, j.j. Sanchez owner of JJ videos and cd also were raided for selling hot stuff and pirate tapes. All and all Gloria ten people were arrested con esta raid at the mall.
Si thank al. the law dogs didn’t even warn us here que the raid was coming. So that made everyone here at the mall very nervous and a bit worried. Anyhow we will see how many of the charges will hold, BUT besides that lets go to our man in the mall our mall mascot mr. turkey:
Mr turkey here gobble gobble there and sometime or here and let lets say que gobble here and gobble there ok Gloria.
Ok mr. turkey by the way we will be having our first mascot day coming in a few weeks so be looking for that.
I am Gloria Guerra here at the Westinghouse barrio mall .
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s mall newsletter. Well if the shit wasn’t enough where the city, county, and state people took it on their own to start knocking the hood down, well con todo esto the mall was also effected, now with that report here is alcardio samudio.
Si Gloria drug and law enforcement officers along con el constable cadena raided several stores here at the mall. El senior MI casa Es su casa restaurant owner got busted for selling weed here in the mall. My god what the hell is wrong con el compadre casas. Chinga if la raza didn’t have it so bad already and now give our mall a bad name.
In addition to all this Gloria, Martha Gomez owner of Martha’s nail and curls were also raided for selling hot stuff. Chinga what else could have happen. Furthermore, j.j. Sanchez owner of JJ videos and cd also were raided for selling hot stuff and pirate tapes. All and all Gloria ten people were arrested con esta raid at the mall.
Si thank al. the law dogs didn’t even warn us here que the raid was coming. So that made everyone here at the mall very nervous and a bit worried. Anyhow we will see how many of the charges will hold, BUT besides that lets go to our man in the mall our mall mascot mr. turkey:
Mr turkey here gobble gobble there and sometime or here and let lets say que gobble here and gobble there ok Gloria.
Ok mr. turkey by the way we will be having our first mascot day coming in a few weeks so be looking for that.
I am Gloria Guerra here at the Westinghouse barrio mall .
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