Hejola report for 04072010.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s barrio award winning headline news:
Two commadres and a compadre arrested family Easter Sunday egg hunt.
Annual Easter Sunday recycle hunt breaks last year’s total.
And finally Westinghouse barrio mall mascot run over at Easter hunt.
We told him not to leave says la Mrs. Martinez once she noticed que Mr. Turkey the Malls mascot, was drunk as a skunk. But como he knows everything he left the party and as he crossed the street a big truck ran him over. At this point we are not sure on his conditions but we do know que the mascot outfit don’t look too good. We will keep you abreast and should have and up date soon.
It was a very special Easter Sunday say el vato loco the head of los vato’s loca volunteer fire fighters. We were able to provide every child in the hood this year con chingos de recycle cans for this year’s hunt. We want to thank all los drunks and beer joints that supplied the cans to make this years a very successful one.
There are several reasons why you don’t want to spoil a child con putting money in those plastic eggs looking things. Well that was the case de la commadre Pancha y la otra commadre Hilda. It seems that all the families decided to put all their Easter eggs together and hide them. Well so how or another one family accused the other family que one of the blue plastic egg containing $20.00 so how got lost or never found. Well several folks were accused of stealing that special egg that got las commadres beating on each other and finish by beating up el compadre for trying to stop the fighting. All three were arrested and taken to jail. Oh by the way that darn blue egg was really never found.
Ok raza hope that you had a great easter and now time to clean the mess up good day.
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