exclusive interview con Rey Reyna,2012

Exclusive interview con Rey Reyna (Dallas), 2012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,texas. Hello mi raza I am Blanca Blanch Blanco con on the road again interview. This week our bicycle takes us up to a cool weather place named Dallas, Texas to meet up con a gentlemen who has been in la onda for several years, Rey Reyna (Dallas) del grupo Aftersock, and now for that interview.

Bbb: hello Rey como esta, can you give me a hand off this bicycle sir?

Rrd: Sure my pleasure.

BBB: my god Rey you are more handsome in person, and look some much like a Mexican novella move star, do you ever get that question asked?

Rrd: No but thanks, I believe I come from 2 beautiful parents, Ramon & Emilia Reyna.

BBB: first of all why add the name Dallas?

Rrd: Originaly we added the name Dallas at the end my name on face book was to let the new fans now where I was from , I'm proud to be from Dallas, so I will represent and acknowledge my hometown every chance I get

BBB: tell us about your early career in the mid 1980’s?

Rrd: The 80's were special, I had the privilege to be part of a great rockband called Montezuma that also played rock en espaniol. We wrote produced and recorded everything. It was a great experience that carried over to Aftershock so I'm very thankful.

BBB: how difficult was it to find the right persons to make up Aftershock?

Rrd: I'm blessed to be surrounded with talented individuals. They bring more than great musicianship. they bring commitment, loyalty and the ultimate intent in bringing to life the original sounds of Aftershock. To answer your question i'm not sure how hard it was to build this group because I really believe that talent gravitates to talent. As long as it keeps evolving together with similar goals the future will take care of itself.

BBB: do you find it difficult to get your music on the radio or internet radio stations sir?

Rry: Getting music can be difficult for any group. Putting the right people in place to do promotions and handling radio is essential.

We are blessed to have a great fanbase that continues to ask for our music which helps alot.

BBB: tell us a little about your latest release,“Con Amor” and the cd “Contigo”?

Rrd: Con amor is the second single from our soon to be released cd " Contigo". The first single "contigo" was our way of letting the people know we're still here.

BBB: how hard has it been on your family being in the music business all this years?

Rrd: Well anytime you do something worthwhile, you better believe there are sacrifices. However I am very thankful for my family support and patience.

BBB: do you believe in UFO’s?

Rrd: I don't know about UFO's, but i've meet some people that are definitely out of this world.

BBB: if you had another chance to start life again, would you still be in the music business?

Rrd: I don't see myself being or doing something other than what I do.

BBB; been a professional musician, do you do lots of studio work for other groups or persons?

Rrd: Right now i am just concerned with putting all my energy towards Aftershock. I would love to work with other artists .

BBB: what is in the future for Aftershock?

Rrd: The future of Aftershock is bright as long we believe in ourselves.

BBB: what new year resolutions do you have plan for 2013?

Rrd: Our plans for 2013 is to visit and meet fans face to face where ever there are tejano fans.

BBB: how much has the music business changed since you first started?

Rrd: Just like any other business you have to evolve with the times. The internet is a great tool , although we cannot forget AM & FM radio

BBB: who were you major influences growing up ?

Rrd: My influences are all the greats Jimmy Edwards ,David Marez,Chacha Jimenez, Stevie Wonder to name a few.

BBB: if you have the chance to speak to a group of young folks wanting to get into the music business what would you share with them?

Rrd: I would tell young to be accountable and responsible.Get educated. And most of all take our beautiful heritage to another level. We deserve to be noticed and acknowledged.

BBB: and finally, what you like to tell your fan base from around the world?

Rrd: To the world Aftershock and I say thank you . God Bless

BB: gee what a great job I have, and what a great interview Mr. Reyna gave us and the tour of dallas, I am BBB and on the road again interview, good day.

hejola report for11262012

Hejola report for 11262012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville. Tx. Hello amigos como estan, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Home owners refuse to move. then tricked to leave the place.
Barrio resident eats wife for thanksgiving.
And finally, increase of layaways.
Some barrio store owners told us que they were very excited que this year they saw a 100 percent increase on layaways for this Christmas. Si says Manuel Rios a owner of one the largest stores at the Westinghouse barrio mall. Oh yea, it’s going to be a great Christmas.
It had been several days before anyone had seen la commadre mary Janie Martinez. El compadre told el constable who was investigating a missing persons report, que la commadre got drunk several nights ago and when for a walk never came back. At the same time el constable asked el compadre what he was cooking for thanksgiving and he said some beef head. Once el compadre gave el constable permission to go inside the home, el constable went over and took a look at that real good smelling beef head, which turned out to be la commadres head. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way, the head was taken in as evidances.
Yesterday a team of demolishing team arrived somewhere near the corner of third and wells were stop shortly after a family refusing to move from their home that was sold without their permission. La family Katie Lozano y su ten sons, known as the sons of Katie lozaon,were surrounded yesterday by all types of law enforcement when they refused to move from their home that was schedule to be leveled. But the family tells us que they didn’t sign any paperwork or agreement to sell their property. The family was asked to live the place so they could go find an attorney, which the all agreed to go. Once they all left the property , the crew continued to demolish the place. When the family came back con their lawyer, the question is what happen to the house?
Ok raza got to go and see you all later gator.

hejola report for 11202012

 

 

 

Hejola report for 11202012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am David Duran, bill is on vacation, con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio mall climbs tree in standoff for the days.

Barrio sancho clause permits up this year.

And finally, barrio turkey farm avoids the hood.

The last few years somehow and some where the barrio turkey farm use to drive its turkey truck through the hood in order to get them turkeys to market. But in those two years at least 350 turkeys have managed to escape their slaughter and made a run for it. This year, the constable and county and city and state officials have promise the turkey farm owner que all them turkeys will make it to market con the police escort it will provide. El constable told us que those animal advocates won’t disrupt this year thanksgiving like years before, I promise and cross my heart to die. Yea right.  

It seem that the economic is on an upswing compared to last year says el senor carlos Valdez the barrio city tax collector. He told us que sancho clause permits were up at least by 25 compared to last year. What that means says carlos is que we are going to have more barrio persons walking around the hood dress like santa clause taking xmas pictures, yea the ones you want to remember twenty years from now.  Yet, carlos did warn us to warn you que not all sancho clause have permits in hood , so you need to be very cautious with which sancho you go to.

El constable cadena y su barrio task force surround Pancho Lopez this pasted Saturday morning, who was wanted for stealing and much other stuff made a run for it and climbed the oldest tree in hood. After several days of trying to persuade him to come down, he finally surrendered yesterday. By the way el senor Mario Munoz the owner of the tree is thinking of suing the county and the constable’s office for damages done to his front lawn and the oldest tree, where several old branches were cut and haul off without his permission.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day, and remember que we don’t do shit half ass.

barrio news : turkey humor 2012

 

BARRIO NEWS NETWORK CON maria la vandia: turkey humor.

BNC(independent barrio news network)11192012.

 

Heaveno raza, I am back, maria la vandia here. Well finally our creator brought us out again. Today’s topic will be turkeys. No not the one you married nor the one you are standing next too. But real turkey humor.

 

Our surfing the net these pass few days found some very interesting things about our thanksgiving holiday bird. With this in mind I would like to share some stories with you:

 

 

 

 

 

Now lets talk about cooking a turkey:

 

How to cook a Turkey...

- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take 4 whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

 

And with that we wish you all raza the greatest of holidays. I am maria la vandia. Good day.

barrio stock market report for 11212012

Barrio stock market report for 11212012

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Como estan I am urbano yosabatodo con this weeks barrio stock market report for this Friday. Sometime in the next few days I will have my end of the year economic report for all you big time small time spenders. But for now let’s get right to that award winning report:

Las  tamales, well don’t say I didn’t tell you. As indicated in other barrio site the increase of making homemade tamales has increase by at least 18 percent ( based the number of people in our block vs. the number that make their own tamales)now that increase do expect the tamales to go up everywhere you go. Las tamales ended the week at a all time high of $6.50 a dozen in some case up to $7.00.

Las tortillas, well this market has its ups and downs but this week it ended pretty stable, tortillas both flour and corn. Flour small pack of 12 @1.52 and corn small pack of 12@1.35 .

Cheap beer, this market has just taken an increase, six pack ended the week @2.95 a six pack.

Las empanadas, that special holiday treat, which is an all around treat now a day’s end pretty stable at $.89 each. Or a non so fresh pack at those quick stops on the freeway for about$2.00 a pack of 4.

La barbacoa de cabeza going for about $6.50 lb. and big increase, llama not available this week.

 Los taquitios ended the week at $1.59 each and coffee is extra.

 

Barrio want ads:

 

#4875639: several used bicycles, buy the whole lot or only the ones you need.

#889799: Easter chickens and ducks still available, still have some color on them, make offer for all ten chickens and 15 ducks. All still walking and look in good health.

#983455: several women clothing all sizes’ make bit for all the lot.

 

Barrio realtors:

Ok we got a house that is for sale but needs to be moved off the lot, from the corner of wells and third street moved to the corner of wells and fourth street.

Ok raza got to go. Have a great Tejano day.

eclusive interivew con Tony Guerrero, la sombra 2012

Exclusive interview con Tony Guerrero, La Sombra, 2012.
Cchwnn.
San Antonio,Texas. Hello mi raza como estan? I am Santa Cecilia la que te canta, con on the road again interview. This week our bicycle takes us to san anto to meet up con a widely popular man that has made musical history in his own way, Tony Guerrero, de la sombra. Now for that interview.

Sc; helloTony como estas, can you please give me a hand of this bicycle?

Tg: Sure! Give me your hand, I don’t want you to fall off your bike, BTW, I’m doing GOOD! GRACIAS A DIOS!... :)

Sc; gee sir where should we start? Let’s talk about the earlier days, how old were you when you left Aurora. Illinois and why??

Tg: I was in about 20 years old when I left, I left cuz there was many more shows to do in texas....,

Sc; what made la Sombra want to move to Corpus Christi, Texas?

Tg; Well, We couldn’t keep going back & forth to Chicago after every weekend, So we moved to CC Tx.

Sc; when you were growing up sirs, who were your major influences to get into la onda tejana?

Tg; I would have to say, My Mom Maria, and My Sister, Maria Luisa, Listening to My Mom and Sister sing every day, Got Me hooked on music....

Sc; did you parents play an important role now and then?

Tg: My Parents are Both passed away, QUE NUESTRO SENOR LOS TENGA EN SU GLORIA, I LOVE & MISS U's BOTH, MOMMY & DAD, They sure did play a B.I.G. Role in My Life! They raised me showing right from wrong, I have NEVER drank or smoked in My Life, NEVER done any kinds of Drugs, It’s hard to believe, cuz of da bizness Im in, BUT IT's TRUE! :)

Sc; wow that is something, not to many people know how big is your family, can you tell us a little bit about your brothers and sisters?

Tg: I have 2 Brothers, Cruz & Gavino, 6 Sisters, Wicha, Jela, Pipa, Chuca, Yoli, and Kiki, Those are their nick names, And 2 Brothers that passed on....

Sc; does it make you feel old sir when you heard other successful popular groups give you credit as their major influences for the “flamboyant-in your-face musical presentation?

Tg; Na, I NEVER feel OLD! LOL, It does feels pretty cool! GREAT! To know that we have influence other Kids to make a better choice in doing music, than taking another route and be get in trouble....

Sc; how hard has it been on your personal life travel all over the country and how much traveling do you do today?

Tg: Well, It really has never been hard, I've always love to travel, And da good part about it, was dat We were ALL FAMILY IN DA GROUP, I take dat back, There was a little hard part about it, We would go on tour for 6 months, Go back to Chicago for 2 weeks, Then hit da road again, Dats something we did for like 5 or 6 years, Dat means, We hardly saw our Families in Chicago, To top it off, Those 2 weeks dat we would go back home, We would also work....

Sc: hasthere been a time sir that you wish you might have started another career?

Tg; Yes, From da very begining, I had just tookn a test for a job at da post office, and I past it, But I decided music was wat I wanted to do....

Sc: from thethousands of performances you done, is there still one that stands out?

Tg: There are so many dat stand out, Through All da USA & MEXICO, Everywhere we went, go, They're always waiting for us with open arms.... Some FANS, FRIENDS, Even cook for us, when we get into their Cities....

Sc: many still consider you guys a band from the past, in your opinion is la Sombra still on top of your game?

Tg; TONY G y LA SOMBRA WILL ALWAYS BE ON TOP OF DA GAME! HASTA QUE DIOS NO QUIERA..... :)

Sc; yea thats what i want to hear, do you believe in vampires sir?

Tg; Only girls dat try to give you a hicky.... lol, :)

SC; i know some of them, how many musical awards has la sombra won?

Tg; We have MANY AWARDs, GOLD & PLATINUM RECORDS, Our Latest singles, Which were release on May 31, 2012 #1 "ES UNA FREAKYTONA" Which Features My Son "DZ" Won song of the year At The Tejano Globe Awards, #2 "NO TE PERDONO" Both songs have Hit da #1 spot on so many radio stations in da USA & MEXICO, Since they both were release, SO DATS WHY I SAY, WE STILL ON TOP OF DA GAME, BUT ONLY THERE, B-CUZ OUR FANS PUT US THERE, ON TOP OF DA GAME..... :)

Sc; Tony many in la onda, don’t like for us to ask the question the way we ask it. In your opinion is la onda tejana dying?

Tg; I dont know if it's dying, But it’s not wat it used to be....

Sc; if given the chance to speak with a group of young musicians what encouraging wordswould you say to them?

Tg; Always look forward, never look back, wats behind is already behind, There will always be ups & downs, IF IT'S UP? LET IT TAKE IT WITH YOU, IF IT's A DOWN FALL, DONT! LET IT TAKE IT WITH YOU,

Sc: has there been a time that you and your family had different perceptive on the future of la sombra?

Tg: Yes, But everything getz worked out....

Sc; and finally sir, is there anything you would like to share with your fans fromaround the world?

Tg; MY FANS, U's HAVE A PART OF MY HEART, MIS FANS, TIENEN PARTE DE MI CORAZON..... LOS QUIERO! LOS AMO!!!! :)

Sc; ok tony one last question, is there a traditional thing you do before any performances?

Tg; A PRAYER.... :)

Sc: now tony I want to thank you sir for this interview, do you mind if you can give me a hand back on
the bicycle and allow me stay overnight with you guys?

Tg; SURE! NO! PRO! BLEM! O! :) Thank you SantaCelia!!!! :) GOD BLESS!!!!

Sc; as I ride up and down the hills on my way back to Kingsville,I can’t stop thinking how great it must be to have a job like mine,
I am santa cecila la que te canta.

Hejola report for 11142012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill Ciaz back from a small vacation. Let’s not spend too much time on this but let’s get to the barrio headline news:

Commadre cause accident while on barrio cell phone.

Barrio family pushes their car around town.

And finally local barrio college band don’t make to out of town game.

It sounded like a great idea to send our volunteer college band to our first out of town barrio football game. Well the barrio rented out several barrio buses to transport our band and the very few fans the team has, to and out of town game. Well the band and its fans made it ten miles out of town when two of the three buses broke down. It seems que some of the band members, including some fans, had to walk back into town. By the way our team lost the game.  Fans and band members are looking to get their money back.

It seems que its good to have a lots of family members. La familia ruiz has ten members in its family. Yesterday afternoon we got a call, really a few weeks ago concerning that someone had seen a barrio family pushing their van around the hood. Well I didn’t believe it till I saw, there they were seven of them pushing  their van into the mall area.  Well the constable was forced to pull them over and ask them a few questions. AFTER the interview, the father was given a ticket for driving without a license, no insurance, no automobile license plate, nor a registration nor a inspection sticker and finally for illegal tow and pushing a motorized vehicle . The father told us que he shouldn’t be required to have all that since his family is pushing the van on the side of the road. He also stated que he has saved at least $1000.00 a month on gas insurances and other cost that go along with owning a car. But for now, his family is pushing the van to their home until they can come up con a better idea to get around.

And finally,Yesterday afternoon right in front of our office we heard a big boom. When we went outside to investigate we saw que la commadre Belinda Rodriquez had just smashed into the back of jim woods a construction worker pick up.  It seems que when she smashed into the back of the pickup she was on the phone.  El constable arrested her con wreck less driving. But the way it’s the tenth time she has been busted for driving on the phone.

Ok raza are you getting ready for that Thanksgiving Day? Just for the record we went to the bingo but didn’t win any of the games but we did win a free turkey..no que no.

hejola report for 11132012

Daniel Lopez

Hejola report for 11132012.
Cchwnn.

Como estan, I am Bill Diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news.
Now for our award winning headline news:

Barrio justice of the peace removed from barrio park bench,
Barrio resident takes matters into his own hands for his pain,
And finally, a barrio member busted for marijuana says it was a hate crime.

Yesterday afternoon an appeals court from across the tracks temporary admonished our side of the track justice of the peace Honorary Judge Christina Ocha Morgan, age 36, for her behavior last month, when she left a jury deliberating a case for seven hours, where charges were pending on Ernesto Morales murder charges. But instead, she left the court in order to attend a bingo game at our local k.c.. hall. The complaint filed also states que she refused to leave the bingo house when notified that the jury had reached a verdict. Her actions cost the county at least a few hundred dollars when the jury was forced to return the next day.

In other news, it was reported to us by el constable cadena que Jovel Munoz age 45, was treated at our St. Pauls Medical center last week after shooting himself in his right knee. When asked why he did it, he replied que he had to do something to end the pain on that same knee he had injured five years ago.

And finally, Brother Pete Cruz a special courier transporter was arrested and thrown in jail for the result of being caught con 250 pounds of marijuana in a regular traffic stop done by our own constable cadena. According to el constable report, cruz told el constable que he was a courier for religious monastery and was transporting religious instruments, in which uses marijuana as a sacrament. Mr. cruz is pending a court date.

Well raza, have a great Tejano day.

hejola report for 11122012

Hejola report for 11122012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio  headline news:

ESTA VATO LOCO is declared winner regardless.

Good news and very little bad news.

And finally, a list of non authorized sancho clause permits.

The barrio has agreed to print out a list of authorized person to act and dress up like  sancho clause this coming holiday. You might recall that the last few years several men and women have been ripping people off acting like santa clause in the hood. We need to make sure our holidays are a happy and merry one’s, so the constable is asking for your help in locating those unauthorized sancho clause. A small reward is being offered.

This past week el barrio got a handful of so darn good news. It seems that the city and county leaders have decided to lift the ban on yard sales, garage sales, front yard sales, front room sales, on line sales and back yard sales and reduce the fees between now and Christmas. One of the city leaders told this reporter que barrio residents need that extra cash flow for Christmas and thanksgiving. Now the bad news, the city will place a ban again on allowing farm animals to roam the hood without a health and owner collar.  We need to make sure que we don’t let cows, horses, and donkeys take over our streets.

Yesterday afternoon el barrio election commission decided to make sure all the I’s were dotted and all the t’s were crossed when they declared ESTA VATO LOCO the next barrio elected representative. Russell rufus Redneck the declared loser was not very happy with the announcement made at that meeting. How can you people be so blind and not notice what went wrong with this election and your decision to declare this man a winner, stated Mr. Redneck. Just for the record at least seven people on the election commission were blind.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day and have you layaway your Christmas stuff.?

barrio stock market report for 11092012

Barrio stock market report for 11092012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Como estan I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market report for this Friday. Sometime in the next few days I will have my end of the year economic report for all you big time small time spenders. But for now let’s get right to that award winning report:

Las  tamales, well don’t say I didn’t tell you. As indicated in other barrio site the increase of making homemade tamales has increase by at least 18 percent ( based the number of people in our block vs. the number that make their own tamales)now that increase do expect the tamales to go up everywhere you go. Las tamales ended the week at a all time high of $6.50 to $8.00 a dozen.

Las tortillas, well this market has its ups and downs but this week it ended pretty stable, tortillas both flour and corn. Flour small pack of 12 @1.52 and corn small pack of 12@1.35 .

Cheap beer, this market has just taken an decrease, six pack ended the week @$2.99 a six pack.

Las empanadas, that special holiday treat, which is an all around treat now a day’s end pretty stable at $.69 each. Or a not so fresh pack at those quick stops on the freeway for about$2.00 a pack of 4.

La barbacoa de cabeza going for about $6.50 lb. an big increase , llama not available this week.

 Los taquitios ended the week at $1.39 each and coffee is extra.

 

Barrio want ads:

 

#4875639: several used bicycles, buy the whole lot or only the ones you need.

#889799: Easter chickens and ducks still available, still have some color on them, make offer for all ten chickens and 15 ducks. All still walking and look in good health.

#983455: several women clothing all sizes, make bit for all the lot.

 

Barrio realtors :

Ok we got a house that is for sale but needs to be moved off the lot.

Ok raza time to layaway.

barrio news network 11082012

BARRIO NEWS NETWORKS  11082012, CON MARIA LA VANDIA.

 

Hola mi raza como estan? Now we have lots of things to discuss. The first thing is what in the world is cchwnn doing re-opening the Westinghouse barrio mall?

 

In our world EL CENTRO DE MALL will also open that same day. My god Daniel cant you be more creative> answer no. I think Daniel might be burned out… yea that’s the ticket.

 

The second thing we want to talk about is the Republican Party. My god what kind of people are this. One year it’s the democrats and other years it’s the republicans.

 

Who can we trust? Who can we trust, we ask? Now, I would love to dwell on my favorite thing and that is stereotyping women. Oh yea that’s it.

Now I know I shouldn’t do that but since I don’t stereotype both genders I will pick on us ladies today.

 

Girl you are wearing too much eye liner. Its ok to have black but to have a bit of purple, red , green and occasionally yellow. Chinga,  who needs the Mexican flag.

 

Now if that wasn’t bad enough how about those hippie dresses, with bangles and masses of pendants and chains worn around our neck, dang girl don’t plan on hopping on that plane too quick.

 

Now how about you’re drinking. Yea that vodka, yea that one that makes you thinks you are queen. Yea that’s the one.

And finally you’re dancing. Yea those moves you call dancing with hand gestures borrowed from tai-chi, and perhaps a bit more direction and an air of “I know something you don’t”.

 

Well I feel better now that is off my chest. I am Maria la vandia con another barrio news update. Have a great day.

 

hejola report for 11072012

Hejola report for 11072012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hello raza David Duran here con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

ESTA VATO LOCO wins election, but with controversy.

Lots of party goers strap it on.

And finally, a record number of voters show up in trucks and trailers to vote.

The barrio city clerk told us que this election brought out the most voters ever since in the hood, now that the new voting law allowed you to bring some of your pets to vote, as long as they were registered voters. The clerk told us que the number of voters was larger than last year but those numbers really represented lots of farm animals being declaring as pets. But the clerk did tell us que at least no one had a taqucha register voter.

As we mention yesterday que both of these candidates were holding their victory parties right across the street somewhere down by third and wells street. The constable was summon to this location several times during the evening to break up several fights and people just plain yelling at each other. El constable had to shut down both parties around 4 a.m. in the morning.

At the end of the night ESTA VATO LOCO was declared the winner and the next barrio city representative with a small edge win over Russell Rufus redneck. But that wasn’t the major story here. We have been informed que Redneck was going to challenge the election results something today con the idea que too many chickens, ducks, turkeys, and cats, and dogs voted illegal. In addition he also claims que ESTA VATO LOCO isn’t really his name.  The complaint will be submitted to our local justice of the peace for his review within a few hours.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day y que viva good ole u.s.a.

hejola report for 11062012

Hejola update election report for 11062012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am general fideo Vermicelli con and barrio election update:
“Esta vato Loco” campaign center just announced que they have gotten more election voting complaints to actually letting people pets vote for them. Yes your heard it right el constable cadena has already rounded up at least 12 turkeys, 15 chickens, 25 ducks and several cats and dogs trying to today. Charges are pending. Loco has also scheduled a food stamp all out victory party at the other side of the corner of wells and Third Street.
“Russell Rufus Redneck” campaign has almost mentions que he will be having a tamale victory party over at the corner of wells and Third Street for his sure victory over this loco. Russell told this reporter things are just getting started.

Ok raza keep your eyes open and your ears clean, go a vote.

hejola report for 11062012

Hejola report for 11062012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Now from our election center in the hood here is our own political advisor el general vedio vermicelli

 

Another relative gives away personal items returns from the dead.

 A history lesson about thanksgiving for some barrio folks.

And finally, a fight breaks out better two candidates wives.

This morning at the voting centers it just so happen que both barrio candidates showed up at the same time to cast their vote. But while standing in line the wife of RUSSELL RUFUS REDNECK, La prima Carmen ocha redneck gave “ ESTA VATO LOCO” wife Debra, so what of a dirty look, and Debra asked La prima what are you looking at four eyes. That’s when Carmen took a swing at Debra who ducked and la prima hit the woman standing behind her. So after that the whole place starting fighting, slapping, swing, hugging, choking, bitching, kicking and even spitting at each other. After the dust settled el constable was forced to arrest both women and a few chickens, turkeys and few ducks that had showed up to vote.

In other news, The residents of the corner of el barrio decided to have a fun afternoon when they invited some barrio educated members over for a thanksgiving dinner. But there was one catch to it. If you plan on attending you the dinner you would have to be dressed up like the people that lived around the time of the pilgrims or folks from around them parts. Well as planned all the Anglos folks dressed up like the settlers and some like pilgrims and others like native Indians. But el compadre Frankie Soliz showed up dress in an old fashion Spanish style suit. As he approached, the party host asked him what he was dressed up as, he said he was dressed as a Spanish person attending college. Now here is where the confusion, how in the world could he have been in college back then, he asked? He answered their question:

(The Royal and Pontifical University of Mexico (in Spanish: Real y Pontificia Universidad de México) was founded on 21 September 1551 by Royal Decree signed by Charles I of Spain, in Valladolid, Spain.^[1] It is generally considered the first university officially^[2] founded in North America and second in the Americas).

After that he was welcomed.

A few years ago, la commadre was on her death bed when she started giving all her belongs to her family and friends. Yesterday something similar happens when el compadre chuy Henderson Martinez Gomez, starting sharing all his belongs with his loves ones due to the fact que he was dying from cancer and had a few days to live. But god does lots of miracles in his own ways and restored Mr. Compadre’s health. Here the same thing happen as it happened to la commadre she also recovered and like Mr. Compadre wanted all their stuff back. He plans on suing all his family and friends if they don’t bring back his stuff.

Ok raza have a great day and please don’t forget to vote, and god bless America.

hejola report for 11052012

Hejola report for 11052012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan I am  Vernoica la lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio auction on line, block our account.

Ten chickens found unclaimed at city pound auction.

And finally don’t forget to vote.

Last night was the last debate between ‘ESTA VATO LOCO VS. RUSSELL RUFUS REDNECK, both running for the same city position. Each candidate made their last ditch for votes. Mr Redneck reminded everyone que we are facing a new world of things and it’s time to make sure que we the people don’t let the people make tamales at home anymore due to the lack of health regulations, and avoid high medical bills once you get food poisoning.  On the side ESTA VATO LOCO, told the hand full of athletic supporters que he still believe in the American dream y que a vote for him was a vote for tamales to be made at home without any local regulations. In additions he problems to cut down on the number of taquchas that folks have encounter this past few years, yes I problems to give every family in the barrio a few taqucha trap and  a sure every one que we can get that job done.             Don’t forget to vote..

Yesterday the city pound decided que it was time to auction off some of the farm animals, pets and other interesting species that no one had claimed in two years. We just don’t have room any more for some of these animals. We were very lucky and purchased at least 10 chickens that looked familiar. We hope to cook them and sell chicken barbeque plates in order to buy those used shoes my commadre Gonzales has on her back porch.

And finally, la commadre Irma Gonzales decided to open an on line auction for used stuff you might have and want to sell. After a few persons decided to go along were very disappointed with the used merchandize found for sale, suchas but not limited : tamales, 5 year old fruits cakes, used shoes, dresses, pictures of old movie stars and more and other very used stuff. We asked la commadre if all the stuff she was auction was news, she responded by saying “ well almost”. We were block from going on there. Oh well, says this reporter, we been run off from better garage sales sites.

 

Ok raza time to go. Have a great American dream and stand by your feet and raise your hands to ask a question.