barrio news : turkey humor 2012

 

BARRIO NEWS NETWORK CON maria la vandia: turkey humor.

BNC(independent barrio news network)11192012.

 

Heaveno raza, I am back, maria la vandia here. Well finally our creator brought us out again. Today’s topic will be turkeys. No not the one you married nor the one you are standing next too. But real turkey humor.

 

Our surfing the net these pass few days found some very interesting things about our thanksgiving holiday bird. With this in mind I would like to share some stories with you:

 

 

 

 

 

Now lets talk about cooking a turkey:

 

How to cook a Turkey...

- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take 4 whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

 

And with that we wish you all raza the greatest of holidays. I am maria la vandia. Good day.