hejola report for 12092019

Hejola report for 12092015/2019.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,Texas. hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

Barrio prepare for more terrorist and problems.

Ten men and women and some farm animals arrested.

Rent animals for Christmas Nativity closed down.

And now some maybe good news.

Look don’t be surprise if someone goes and steal your Christmas décor, but let’s hope que if they do, they put them to good use!

There was so much going on with folks trying to save those animals at the Rent a Pet for a day que they had to shut down for a while until el constable could run off a chit load of animal right activists from their city lots somewhere near third and Wells Street. One of the leaders told us que animals should have the same rights as people do, look if they are allowed to vote here why not have the right not to participant in this traditional programs. Hey maybe they don’t want to do this anymore? No one was arrested but were asked to more or else.

Yesterday at the annual Barrio and Hood Christmas parade ten men and women and some of their farm animals were arrested while attending to free some of the chickens, pigs, ducks, real reindeer, sheep, lambs and little squirrels, camels, donkeys and some horses, cows, and pet birds used on the floats. The constable told us que he wasn’t real sure why this folks believe that there is something wrong on having these animals during Christmas. Charges will be filed. One protester told que they were told to go somewhere else, well we did.

Now that we have pasted one holiday, we are preparing for a few more in the next few weeks. That is why our constable Cadena has again giving out warnings to all the barrio members about relatives coming to visit like it or not. He has mention before que the holidays always bring those relatives that we hate so much but have no choice but to accept them with open hearts and warm loving. So again if you think you need the extra protection during the next few weeks let him know so he can assign a special home security officer?

Ok raza have a great Tejano day

hejola report for 12042019

Hejola report for 12092013/2019.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again, now a few words from our new correspondent ; I am Maria Malone Baloney, hello raza. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:

Mariachi band members shot and some will survive.

La posada parade riot over weekend.

And finally some good news.

The barrio welcome wagon has announced that it will keep on accepting pets that people don’t want any more at the corner of third and wells. The welcome wagon folks tell us que the home owned by Tina V which is by the way surrounded by at least 150 persons, 24 hours a day have agreed to care for this poor unwanted pets.

Late Saturday evening a mariachi band named Sun Shine Mariachi’s were hired to do a late night serenade to a family living in a big barrio trailer parker. You and I know that there are some dark spots in the hood if you live in a trailer park and that is the case here. El Mariachi Sun Shine band members were walking around a trailer house that had one of the darkness spots in the park looking for the address that hired them, but many across the street believe to be men walking around with assault weapons decided to take the first shots at this so call terrorist, killing two of the six band members and wounding at least three more. Once the lights of several mobile homes came on, many noticed that they had fired on this mariachi band. Several park members called 918 and a chit load of police surrounded the trailer park. More details late this week.

This past weekend was the annual La Posada parade held along the most beautiful street on our side of town turned out to be the bloodiest in history. It seems that one of the float drivers ( two tons of fun float, the only Tejano gay bar)  fell asleep and got off the parade route and ran over at least 30 men, women, children, cats, and dogs standing along the side walk. Once the float came to a halt, family members still standing rush the float and pulled now the awaken float driver out of the float and started to beat him up. One of the parents went as far as lighting the float on fire that caused the float sponsors and their staff to run over and help the driver as he was been beaten up, and tried to turn the fire off. Once the barrio volunteer vato locos  fire fighters arrived the fire had already spread to some corner store that started a fired next to the bakery that explored and started a fire across the street. Once the smoke and the fires were turned off, at least 10 stores were either damaged or burned down, not counting the float. Charges are pending on chingos de persons and chingos de charges will be filed.

Ok raza have a great weekend and don’t go downtown in the hood, too much investigations going on. Dang don’t you just love all the excitement going on.

hejola report for 12032019

Hejola relection report day 12032016/12/032019

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s awarding winning barrio headline news:

Barrio election party gets busted.

Free food and drinks at the constable re-election party.

And now for some darn good news.

Again we are reminding barrio parents that our barrio social network will not be allowing barrio families to post any pictures of their children under the age of 42. We just want to make sure that we keep our barrio safe.

El constable cadena was so happy that a ton of folks showed up to his re- election party and provide a safe hood for all this pasted few years and had food and drinks. Many there were so impress with his treats that all agreed they were going to vote for him.

Yesterday, both political parties agreed to put “bring out vote party” together for the barrio and hope to get to meet your candidate. Well we all know that it would be impossible when both parties don’t like each other. You see the few candidates that did show up were already all heated up by some of the false statements they each had be making about each other. At one point during the party el constable had already arrested more than ten people and twelve cats and dogs. The constable had to use some tear gas to break up this gathering and cut the event real short. At the very end some folks complaint that the constable had no rights in taking most of the food and drinks and use them as evidence. Oh by the way a ton of farm animals were taken in for questioning.

Ok regardless how dumb or smart one is let’s not vote for the same persons that having done a darn thing different since they won the last time

hejola report for 11202019

Barrio stock market report for 11212012/2019.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Como estan I am urbano yosabatodo con this weeks barrio stock market report for this Friday. Sometime in the next few days I will have my end of the year economic report for all you big time small time spenders. But for now let’s get right to that award winning report:

Las  tamales, well don’t say I didn’t tell you. As indicated in other barrio site the increase of making homemade tamales has increase by at least 18 percent ( based the number of people in our block vs. the number that make their own tamales)now that increase do expect the tamales to go up everywhere you go. Las tamales ended the week at a all time high of $6.50 a dozen in some case up to $10.00.

Las tortillas, well this market has its ups and downs but this week it ended pretty stable, tortillas both flour and corn. Flour small pack of 12 @1.52 and corn small pack of 12@1.35 .

Cheap beer, this market has just taken an increase, six pack ended the week @2.95 a six pack.

Las empanadas, that special holiday treat, which is an all around treat now a day’s end pretty stable at $.89 each. Or a non so fresh pack at those quick stops on the freeway for about$2.00 a pack of 4.

La barbacoa de cabeza going for about $0.50 lb. and big increase, llama not available this week.

 Los taquitios ended the week at $1.59 each and coffee is extra.

Barrio want ads:

#4875639: several used bicycles, buy the whole lot or only the ones you need.

#889799: Easter chickens and ducks still available, still have some color on them, make offer for all ten chickens and 15 ducks. All still walking and look in good health.

#983455: several women clothing all sizes’ make bit for all the lot.

Barrio realtors:

Ok we got a house that is for sale but needs to be moved off the lot, from the corner of wells and third street moved to the corner of wells and fourth street.

Ok raza got to go. Have a great Tejano day.

hejola report for 11192019.

Hejola report for 11192015/2019.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio residents paranoid about folks from across the tracks.

No more new folks wanted here.

And now some darn bad news.

We live in modern day America, wouldn’t you say. Let’s look at it this way, we live in the year 2015/ but now its 2019, and have the mentally of pre WW Two. How damaging is that to our present society you ask? Just listen to Fux News. Fear has always been the key stone to many who don’t know better, but then we live in pre WW Two, what would you expect? It so easy to convince raza que have no idea on how things work but they seemed to know, even if they don’t understand still stand with the understood.

Some barrio apartment owners and folks wanting to rent their homes out have all agreed not to rent any of their properties to folks that don’t look Hispanic. It’ hard to determine who they are now a days but if we spot one of them, they are not wanted here and will have no place for them to live at, one of the home owners said.  After the meeting all five home owns and two apartment owners felt better now that someone had listened to them. By the way the meeting ended due to the fact that the meeting was helded at a day care center and  were speaking to  children under the age of 5. The meeting ended when all the children had left.

Yesterday barrio leaders and a handful of barrio residents were mad and were willing to protest a new mall project to be built on our side of the tracks that would attract folks from all over especially the ones from across the tracks. Several barrio resident felt que they folks need to stay over there and build their own mall, we just don’t want them here, who know what they might do if they cross the tracks. As a matter of fact one of the protesters said que they were going to ruin things for everybody, I mean everybody, like before, remember, you remember!.  After someone asked what they had ruined before, the protester said he/she couldn’t remember what they did but did promise they would do it again! You remember..

Ok raza make sure that bunker you have has at least enough food for two days.

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Barrio stock market report 11132019 booooo.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Como estan big spenders I am Urbano Yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market report. Lets start con higher education. Chinga compadre if you y la comandre are planning to send junior y la hija to college well you better start saving for them. I have always wonder si la raza save to send pancho y pancha too college? I am more than sure that at least 99 percent have not.

But don’t worry there is always federal aid and state aid and of course si pancho or pancha are a chip off the old block its possible an academic scholarships and on and on. Wow, now is that heavy or not? But then there is always el tiya y el tiyo y el grandpa y grandma. And if you own your owe rancho them there those few cattle you have been saving for that rainy day.

All and all college education is not getting any cheaper. I am sure that there are lots of reports and studies to tell us on how inflation and our poor accounting skills don’t help in managing that kinda funding to sent them to seek a higher education.

Chinga what ever happen to those days que a high school graduate was bad ass and you could still work en el rancho.

Now for that award will barrio stock market:

>Las tortillas were up from last week $1.35 a pack.
< cheap beer up from last week $6.52 a six pack.
>los tamales were up due to all the walking esta vato does which he calls inflation $10.00 a dozen.


> la barbacoa de cabeza was up from last week $8.50 lb. Easy con la manteca..
>las empanadas were really up this week at $.69 cent each, but down compared to a few years ago during this time.
^los taquitos were stable this week at $1.50 each coffee is extra.

Ok raza there you have it for todays barrio stock market report for 11132009.

11012019

Hejola report for 11/012019.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hello Raza I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

More good news adds to the old bad news.

Sock dance schedule for this weekend.

And finally winter baseball brings out the same bull chitter.

Yesterday  at one of our young baseball game a group of unsportmanship parents and coaches were allowed to enter this year baseball classic, in the past this same parents and team members had been barred from coming over to our side of the tracks to play ball. But after a few inns that seems to be going well an umpire made a good call but against estos ways. After 30minutes  of complaining about calls and pitches and far and foul balls, the baseball committee agree to give this a- holes their entre fee back and told them to get the hell out this park and don’t look back until the door hits on the way out. No charges will be filed.

El Centro for old Chicanos will be holding their annual sock dance at the same location they have held it for the last 30 years. But this year a few rules have been changed, one was que you will have be at least 67 years old to get in and you must be able to dance a few songs, or you will asked to leave the hall.

Yesterday la senorita Mary Perez was awarded $1000 from a contest she entered. After her name was posted inside our barrio newspaper of when and why the award was going to be given to her. That’s the good news, now the bad news. When she showed up to the award center, almost all her 250 relatives and some she hadn’t seen in years showed up to see if they were going to be given of the piece of the award, very disappointed on the results when it was announced que she was only going to get $15 and some changes due to the fact que she owned money to the government. Mary told us que she was glad to have won the award and now owes less than before.

Ok Raza play ball and have fun.

hejola report for 10312016/2019

Hejola report for 10312016../10302019

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como esta. I am bill diaz con take that mask off baby. Now for our award

Winning barrio headline news:

Few tejanos say we are smarter than that, tamale hater.

Barrio zombies not funny, says el constable cadena.

And finally trick or treat commadres.

El compadre Henry Garcia was arrested this morning for having his wife locked up in family bathroom for at least three days. His excuse was que when Halloween comes around she wants to walk around in her kinky outfit that he bought her ten years ago. El compadre was charged and released.

Yesterday evening el constable cadena had a press hearing to explain que there are some real looking zombies living in the hood and that many residents should take this seriously. He told the group of reporters and on lookers que you all should keep your doors locked and windows shut between The hours of 8a.m. to 5p.m. after that they folks won’t have a place to park their cars.. one of the unlooked asked the constable if he was on drugs..pesse hejola.

Yesterday at the last confrontation debate between “esta vato loco” vs. Russell Rufus Redneck, a bunch of Tejano questioned Russell when he told the group que his quest was still to establish a law not to allow barrio members to make homemade tamales but supported the idea that only private owned companies should market them, period. This drew lots of negative comments from most of the Tejanos attending the debate. One Tejano was quoted in saying esta vato esta loco. The meeting ended sooner than later when a few tejanos want to kick Russell ass out of the hood. No charges nor complaints were filed against them tejanos. Pincah tamale hater..

Ok raza be careful and be wish.

Chicano Manifesto: Democracy 2016./2019

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am Daniel Lopez the creator, as I come from my darkest room in my home to allow General Fideo Vermicelli to talk about Democracy, 2016.

I will try not to use more than 500 words due to the fact that it’s a proven fact a person gets bored beyond that point in which I will try not to bore you!

Chicano Manifesto: Democracy 2016.

When will it end the blind man asked about his right to vote? Has there ever been a time a person asked this question before an election? Has there ever been a time a person running for office questioned our election process and its results before it even happened? Those are the issue now face and we as Americans have to decided which one is it?

Never be fooled by any outcome of our elections or any persons that is trying to undermine our electoral system! We have the right to vote and make a choice between options, and policy referendum and ensure your voice is heard. But to convince millions of folks to give up this right without any question will never hold any water like the saying goes!

But the foolishness of our country political parties and its members have been blindsided by very few facts on matter that we should be concern about but rather been replaced by fear.

The late president Franklin D. Roosevelt said “The only thing we have to fear is...fear itself”, and that my fellow country men and women is what we have come too! Political parties have a responsibility to set a path for the the future of our nation and its citizens, but selling fear as the only factor for our future is the real destruction within itself.

So let us not fall for fake spearheads that only represent himself but rather use the logic and faith that we have used in the past to determine the future of our nation, then we can talk about the power we have and the growth it can be within ourselves.

So let me make sure that we all should be optimist about our future and the price of greatness is our major responsibility unless you’re an uneducated man that doesn’t read books or truly given up on our American values and its system!  There really isn’t any easy way out of certain situations that some leaders have put us in but the power within our electoral system is the way out.

Too preach the overturn of our country by a bunch of men and women that have been proven wrong and lost in their re-election by our electoral system is an indication that they should have never been elected in the first place!  I think  Sir Winston Churchill  once said "Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened, but a love of tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril; but the new view must come, the world must roll forward."

When will it end the blind man asked about his right to vote? The answer is NEVER!.

Daniel lopez the creator 102816.

hejola report for 1026/28/2016/2019

Hejola afternoon report for 10262015/2019

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, texas. hello raza I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio cemetery issues evictions notices.

Barrio man brings girlfriend over to meet mother for the first times,steals her car.

Barrio banks have Christmas loans now available.

Yesterday el barrio bank announced que it was going to wave bad credit ratings and was willing to bail everybody who is anybody out of debt and into new debt. Yea, says el bank president LIL Penny Morgan, we want our barrio members to have a good Christmas and we are willing to risk it and give out loans, but of course, they will have to leave something down, just in case they can’t make the payments. The bank gave us a list of things they were willing to take : homes, cars, kids, tvs, wife, husband, uncle, aunts, grandparents or food stamps. Please contact your local bank for more information on this matter.

It seems that woman meeting her boyfriend's mother for the first time likely didn't leave a good impression when she sped off in mom's 1979 ford whatever. La Comadre Monica Jones Gomez, as 68 called el constable cadena late last night to report que her car was stolen, and she knew who it was. The mother told police que her son introduced over his 39 year old girlfriend over to meet her and a short time later stole her car. After a few hours the car 1979 ford whatever was found at the corner of third and wells. The girlfriend was arrested shortly after she call her boyfriend to pick her up due to the fact que the car had run out of gas. Charges will be filed.

Yesterday the Sun Set cemetery issued more than 300 eviction notices to barrio members who have not made payments for their cemetery plot or payment for a buried day relative. The warning came after the cemetery staff informed us que they were going to start pulling dead peoples casket and dropping them off at the last address 

hjeola report for 10242019

Hejola report for 10272009./2019
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx hello again I am bill diaz back from a short vacation and now ready for business, and now for

 our award winning headline news:

La commadre arrested for intoxicated and annoying people.

La prima Bennie Ramon sues local health center.

And finally, vato steal bicycle and almost dies con bee stings.

It seems que ricky smittwich not knowning the barrio very well, stole a bicycle at the corner of wells and third street from la familia Martinez who by the way have chingos de killer bees in their backyard, well it seem que when ricky got on the stolen bicycle he took a short cut getaway and drove the bike right into the Martinez killer bee’s beehives. By the time they called 918, and los vato locos volunteer firefighters got there, they found him barely breathing, el constable tells us que he had been stung more than over 1000. Loco number one tells us que he was lucky que he was still alive. No charges will be filed.

For one major reason, Bennie Ramon will not be going back to St. Pauls medical health for treatment her epileptic seizures she gets once in awhile. The report we got was that she was complainting que the medication she got at the center was having chingos de side effects which she was getting more often than before. Furthermore, she felt que she had try herself into a lesbian and felt more like el compadre manuel, the man next door. The law suit is pending.

And finally, It seems que el constable cadena has been real busy this past few days con tantos drunks in the hood. This one call he got was from “La Commadre Luce taco stand” were la comandre Carmen Gonzales, unknown age (56) was arrested for allegedly being intoxicated and annoying customers as they came by the drive inn window to pick up orders to go. So once el constable got there he decided not to arrest her but decided to give her a ride home. But when she got home el compadre and his seven children insisted that she was drunk and should ashame of herself. So she decided to drive herself to the el constable office and demanded que el constable give her a breathalyzer test as all eight relatives should there an watch. Well course we all know that she did not pass the test and el constable was forced to arrest her.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day.

hejola report for 10232019

PARIS DEL HELLES DAILY for 07272018./10232019

Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. NOW FROM NOWHERELAND HERE IS LA CHINA CANO.

Hello again, I am la china cano in Kingsville, tx. Let us go now to Johnnie el quemon en Monterey mexico office.

hola soy quemon del EL del johnnie aquí en monteyrey. amamos monterey y su un gran lugar su nunca demasiado caliente pero sus siempre frescos aquí allí son porciones de ventiladores del tejano y porciones de lugares a visitar. soy quemon del EL del johnnie, tengo un gran día.
Thank you johnnie en Monterey mexico. Ok raza lets go to our headline news:

Three vatos get arrested at local gay barrio bar,

Let me put the finger on you committee pick new leader for fall 2018.,

And finally fall youth programs get geared up.

The hood youth center just announced their fall schedule of after school programs for barrio youths. Picking up tin cans will still be on the schedule for Thursdays afternoon says Maira Alexander program coordinator. Yes bring your child around 4pm and will take him home around 7pm. It’s good to teach children how to work and do good deeds, says Maira. In addition in teaching them how to pick up cans we will also have lots of paper routes that they can get to earn extra funds for the fall. On Mondays and Wednesday, we will teach them on how to play pool and poker. Yes raza bring your kids down and lets have some fun.

In other news let me put the finger on you committee has elected Chico Cisco Chon chairperson for the fall 2009 season. Mr chon was elected due to the fact que he was credited in busting 18 aliens, 3 drunks and 18 cats and dogs. Congradutlations mr chon.

And finally three vatos were arrested at our only gay bar in the hood. It seems que estos vatos thought they were at a regular tejano bar but didn’t realize it was a gay bar. Well the trouble started is when one of the vatos kissed a guy dressed like a woman. Hejola razor burn he yelled out. Well that’s where the pushing and fighting started and before you know it was a whole lot of vatos dressed like girls jumped on those three vatos and the cops came and they got arrested . charges will be filed against them by the owner of the bar.

Well folks there you have for today and have a great tejano day.