hejola report for 10312016

Hejola report for 10312016..

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como esta. I am bill diaz con take that mask off baby. Now for our award

Winning barrio headline news:

Few tejanos say we are smarter than that, tamale hater.

Barrio zombies not funny, says el constable cadena.

And finally trick or treat commadres.

El compadre Henry Garcia was arrested this morning for having his wife locked up in family                                                                                bathroom for at least three days. His excuse was que when Halloween comes around she wants                                                                                   to walk around in her kinky outfit that he bought her ten years ago. El compadre was charged and released.

Yesterday evening el constable cadena had a press hearing to explain que there are some real looking zombies living in the hood and that many residents should take this seriously. He told the group of reporters and on lookers que you all should keep your doors locked and windows shut between The hours of 8a.m. to 5p.m. after that they folks won’t have a place to park their cars.. one of the unlooked asked the constable if he was on drugs..pesse hejola.

Yesterday at the last confrontation debate between “esta vato loco” vs. Russell Rufus Redneck, a bunch of Tejano questioned Russell when he told the group que his quest was still to establish a law not to allow barrio members to make homemade tamales but supported the idea that only private owned companies should market them, period. This drew lots of negative comments from most of the Tejanos attending the debate. One Tejano was quoted in saying esta vato esta loco. The meeting ended sooner than later when a few tejanos want to kick Russell ass out of the hood. No charges nor complaints were filed against them tejanos.

Ok raza be careful and be wish.

chicano manifesto; democracy 2016

Chicano Manifesto: Democracy 2016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am Daniel Lopez the creator, as I come from my darkest room in my home to allow General Fideo Vermicelli to talk about Democracy, 2016.

I will try not to use more than 500 words due to the fact that it’s a proven fact a person gets bored beyond that point in which I will try not to bore you!

Chicano Manifesto: Democracy 2016.

When will it end the blind man asked about his right to vote? Has there ever been a time a person asked this question before an election? Has there ever been a time a person running for office questioned our election process and its results before it even happened? Those are the issue now face and we as Americans have to decided which one is it?

Never be fooled by any outcome of our elections or any persons that is trying to undermine our electoral system! We have the right to vote and make a choice between options, and policy referendum and ensure your voice is heard. But to convince millions of folks to give up this right without any question will never hold any water like the saying goes!

But the foolishness of our country political parties and its members have been blindsided by very few facts on matter that we should be concern about but rather been replaced by fear.

The late president Franklin D. Roosevelt said “The only thing we have to fear is...fear itself”, and that my fellow country men and women is what we have come too! Political parties have a responsibility to set a path for the the future of our nation and its citizens, but selling fear as the only factor for our future is the real destruction within itself.

So let us not fall for fake spearheads that only represent himself but rather use the logic and faith that we have used in the past to determine the future of our nation, then we can talk about the power we have and the growth it can be within ourselves.

So let me make sure that we all should be optimist about our future and the price of greatness is our major responsibility unless you’re an uneducated man that doesn’t read books or truly given up on our American values and its system!  There really isn’t any easy way out of certain situations that some leaders have put us in but the power within our electoral system is the way out.

Too preach the overturn of our country by a bunch of men and women that have been proven wrong and lost in their re-election by our electoral system is an indication that they should have never been elected in the first place!  I think  Sir Winston Churchill  once said "Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened, but a love of tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril; but the new view must come, the world must roll forward."

When will it end the blind man asked about his right to vote? The answer is NEVER!.

Daniel lopez the creator 102816.

 

 

Chicano manifiesto: Democracia 2016.

 

Cchwnn.

 

KINGSVILLE, Texas. Hola soy Daniel Lopez el creador, como vengo de mi cuarto oscuro en mi casa para permitir General Fideo Vermicelli a hablar de democracia, 2016.

 

Voy a intentar no utilizar más de 500 palabras debido a que es un hecho comprobado que una persona se aburre más allá de ese punto en el que intentaré no aburrir!

 

Chicano manifiesto: Democracia 2016.

 

¿Cuándo terminará el ciego le preguntado sobre su derecho a votar? ¿Ha habido un momento que una persona esta pregunta antes de una elección? ¿Ha habido un tiempo de una persona para oficina cuestionó nuestro proceso electoral y sus resultados antes de que sucediera incluso? ¿Los son se enfrentan ahora a la cuestión y que los estadounidenses tienen que decidimos cuál es él?

 

Nunca te dejes engañar por cualquier resultado de nuestras elecciones o cualquier persona que está tratando de socavar nuestro sistema electoral. Tenemos el derecho a votar y elegir entre opciones y el referéndum de la política y asegurar que su voz es escuchada. Pero convencer a millones de gente a renunciar a este derecho sin dudas nunca tendrá toda el agua como el dicho va!

 

Pero la locura de nuestros país los partidos políticos y sus miembros han sido pillados por muy pocos hechos en la materia que debemos ser preocupación sobre pero más bien se ha sustituido por el miedo.

 

También han venido el presidente Franklin D. Roosevelt dijo "Lo único que tenemos que temer is...fear sí mismo", y que mi compañero país hombres y mujeres es lo que nosotros! Partidos políticos tienen la responsabilidad de definir una ruta para el futuro de nuestra nación y sus ciudadanos, pero vender miedo como el único factor para nuestro futuro es la destrucción real dentro de sí mismo.

 

Así que asegúrese de que todos debemos ser optimista sobre nuestro futuro y el precio de la grandeza es nuestra mayor responsabilidad a menos que seas un hombre ignorante que no lee libros o renunciado realmente a nuestros valores americanos y su sistema! No hay alguna forma fácil de salir de ciertas situaciones que han puesto algunos líderes pero el poder dentro de nuestro sistema electoral es la salida.

 

También predicar el vuelco de nuestro país por un puñado de hombres y mujeres que se han demostrado mal y perdido en su reelección por nuestro sistema electoral es una indicación que debe nunca se han elegido en primer lugar! Creo que Sir Winston Churchill una vez dijo "hombres tropiecen con la verdad de vez en cuando, pero más ellos mismos recoger y prisa apagado como si nada, pero un amor de la tradición nunca ha debilitado una nación, de hecho ha fortalecido las Naciones en su hora de peligro; pero la nueva visión debe venir, el mundo debe rodar hacia adelante."

 

¿Cuándo terminará el ciego le preguntado sobre su derecho a votar? La respuesta es NUNCA!.

 

Daniel lopez el creador 102816.

 

chicano manifesto: fascism2016.

Chicano Manifesto: Fascism 2016.

10272016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. hello raza as I come out from my darkest room to let General Fideo Vermicille explain our Manifesto: Fascism 2016.

I will try not to use more than 500 words due to the fact that it’s a proven fact a person gets bored beyond that point in which I will try not to bore you!

Chicano Manifesto Fascism 2016.

The days to come will bring the idea that Fascism is strong and well in our good ole USA, and will bring the idea into play on this year’s election! There really is no need to define Fascism or either explain it any further than what it has already been proven! The fact is that many think that Fascism should be a key element in pitching the right person for the right job, at the right time, well at least in theory. That really won’t play out; let me explain.

Many still think that Hitler might have had a good idea but you need to stop and look at what it took to be Hitler and how it got him there. Many folks here in the good ole USA believe in Fascism, that even today they try to practice certain elements of it. But the sad part of this ideology is that Hitler knew what war was all about from the start of WW1 and how terrible it was for his fellow countrymen. Oh by the way if you didn’t know Hitler was not a true Germany he was an Austria by was a devoted Germany Country man in which many should be today devoted Americans! Now with this in mind here in the good ole USA Fascists wouldn’t have stood a chance in Hitler world. Nor would they have been compelled to understand it since they didn’t have the experience that Hitler himself saw and knew.

Let us try to understand that Fascism doesn’t make thing better nor would it empower many of us any more or any less that what we already have! But to think that Fascism is a new thing and could work out for us is wrong. The Hitler era is something that many didn’t learn from it! Nor do they want to learn from that, but there is a sense of unity among many of us that that might actually occur!

It is impossible to explain how wrong many are in believe candidates or statesmen that embrace any part of Fascism into their daily dialog.  But the real and sure thing is that Hitler was not a rich man nor was he born rich, he placed his whole life in front for his countrymen and not for his own personal gain. When we believe a certain type of any future ruler or in this case the leader of the strongest country in whole places himself and his family first above and beyond others and try to indulge other to think that is going to make thing better for all of us, well at least for the sake of the good ole USA, is totally wrong.  

Daniel Lopez aka the creator 10/27/2016.

westinghouse barrio mall newsletter 10282009.

westinghouse barrio mall reopened10282009

(a shot from the past….)

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas.  Olla amigos como estan todos I am Gloria Guerra manager of our rebuild and remodel Westinghouse barrio mal. This coming Wednesday will be the grand opening and we are real excited. Here with me is our mascot THE Mall Mr. TURKEY. Si gobble gobble, and not only that gobble gobble and gobble. So make sure que you all gobble over here and now back to Gloria. Ok Mr., turkey.

 Now here is a breakdown of things to happen coming this Wednesday. First let’s go to our entertainment center next to the mall our new CONJUNTO DANCE LAND with our own conjunto gal, or guy not really sure, you don’t ask or don’t tell, new staff person Elva Gloria Ruiz.

Si thank you Gloria, I am Elva G. Ruiz standing in front of our new Conjunto Dance land. We are expecting a large crowd this coming wed. so here is our lineup for this Wednesdays opening night:

 6:00 pm opening ceremonies.

6:30 to 8:00pm “LORENZO`S LLAMAS Y SU CONJUNTO”.

8:15 to 10:00pm “Janie y Las Masotas”.

10:15 to Midnight “Bucky Lopez from grupo 'Los tejano bucks”.

So as you can see raza we have lots of music and lots of things to give away anyhow I am Elva, and now from conjunto dance land back to Gloria at the mall.

 Si thank you Elva, our new conjunto music correspondent. Ok raza, that‘s it for right now so we will be back later today with the rest of the story or next week depending on how much tejano I have left in me. I am Gloria Guerra on location at the new and improved Westinghouse barrio mall.

hejola report for 10242016

Hejola report for 10242016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio elections debate breaks into a fist fight.

More jobs and new homes promisedby Mr. Gringo.

And finally voter registration on the raise.

 

The county tax assessor told us que there was a 10 percent increase of registered vote this year compared to the 50 percent increase last year at the same time. The only differences is that last year’s 90 percent of the applications were not acceptable due to the fact que the majority of the 90 percent of the voter cards had people names of persons that had died about 30 years ago. Huh no further investigation was done on this matter. El constable told us que it was not unusual to have died people vote once an in while.

Yesterday Gringo Moore, running for state representing of our county decided to take a chance and stopped by el barrio cruz roja community center to give his beef on what he planned on doing for us if he won. But after a few meeting promising chit to the 10 persons present, who by the way were there waiting for a free meal were honored to listen to this man talk. But Gringo didn’t finish his speech due to all the yelling and screaming in the next room where the Gomez brothers were debating for that barrio tax assertor job. Gringo told the group que they need to make sure they go out and vote this coming elections.

Yesterday los tres brother’s Gomez, all running for barrio tax assertor. John, John Boy, and Little Johnnie Gomez got into a fist fight when asked who was the smartest of all three hommies. Once the constable got there the fight was under control and all three were sitting behind a table and were debating on who started the fight. Once the constable listened to the debate going on, he decided to all three mules asses were in the wrong were arrested. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way based on the 3 people present at the debate declared Little Johnnie the winner of the fight not the debate.

Ok raza keep it tejano.

barrio stock market report for 10212016

BARRIO STOCK MARKET REPORT for 10212016

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx. ONCE again here is urbano yosabatodo, como estan todos mi big spenders? While other stock exchanges and dealers are free to trade con those listed stocks, in practice, brokerage firms route most of their orders to that other exchange. But for best execution at the best price here en el barrio, our barrio stock market has been rated number one by some big ass spenders here in the hood.

 

As the data throughout this section shows, the barrio stock market continually provides the best prices, the most liquidity, the lowest trading costs, the lowest volatility and excellent transaction speed and certainty in our hood, how about yours?

Let’s now go to our award winning barrio stock market report:

Los taquitos: La familia Gonzales owners of las tortillas del hood announced a jointly efforts to strengthen making of taquitos and will improve its research analysts and initial public offerings. These initiatives are in support of a new joint regulatory initiative among the still existing taco stands and those that make taquitos at home. El barrio Exchange Commission has address these critical areas before. Los taquitos were down this week at $1.35 each and coffee is extra.

Los tamales: this week it was announced by our own barrio tamale broker manuel Gonzales que we will be seeing some major changes inside el tamale world. With the decrease of corn leaves and a mild summer there should really be no major concerns concerning this matter. Los tamales ended the week at $5.50 a dozen a bit higher than a few weeks ago.

 

Las empanadas: El barrio community gardens will hold its annual barrio meeting at our community center this weekend to discuss this winter’s crops and how much of their products will be used this coming xmas and new years. Its easy to say que they the makers of las empanadas are willing to use our product but are they willing to pay the price. Las empandas are more filling than before which was a great victory for los barrio consumers. Las empanadas ended the week at all high $.75 cents each.

La barbacoa de cabazea: Well since the creation of several llama farms and the increase of feral hogs, many barrio farmers had dropped their concerns con esa mad hog and cow diseases muchos de los barrio members have really cut down on eating barbacoa de cabazea. La barbaco ended the week at an all time high of $6.50 a lbs.

Las tortillas: Wow man have you seen the price of this circular produce. My god tortillas have gone up so high on price que many are wondering if the modern chicana is going back to the old days of making their own tortillas at home. Las tortillas ended the week at all time high of $1.35 a dozen. Pesse hejola.

 

Cheap beer: Well since football season is back and los cowboys have been winning some games muchos store owners tell us que they are selling beer likes its going out of style. Cheap beer ended the week at $5.56 a six pack.

 

 

Well raza their you have it for today, I am urbano yosabatodo. Have a great tejano day.

hejola report for 10202016

Hejola report for 10202016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan bill diaz here con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio offers a Tejano lifestyle dream contest.

Barrio man sues restaurant from across the tracks for bath room stalls.

And finally, increase of barrio members going to college.

This coming spring of 2017, our barrio educational leaders told us que there will be more barrio members going to college or some sort of continuous educational centers. It’s good to see barrio members wanting to do better in their lives, and getting an education beyond high school is surely one way to move up. One barrio member that we interview at the corner of wells and third street told us que its great to know que there is lot’s of money available to pay for that education.

Yesterday a law suit was filed against Bernie’s café located across the tracks. The law suit files states that Bernie’s café is discriminating against normal folks. It points out that all the bathroom stalls at Bernie’s café are for handicaps folks and are too freaking high off the ground: “Under the Americans with Disabilities Act, the federal government has developed guidelines for handicapped-accessible toilet stalls and furthermore, States and localities may have more stringent code requirements. But the law suit states that a short person could not use this stalls due to the fact que he places his feet off the ground, and can cause some serious injuries to those trying to use them. A hearing will be held on this matter sometime in 2033.

Now with some old news, yesterday a few dreamers submitted their entre into the Tejano Lifestyle dream contest. The two dreamers stated almost the same dream. The judges will decided what to with these barrio dreamers who just want sit at an old cantina, with no air conditioner, and listening to puro old school Tejano music and drinking warm beer. One also mention que living en el rancho and smell that barbeque smoke from that old barbeque pit was what a Tejano dream is all about. The judges are still waiting for a few more entrees so they can determine a winner.

Ok raza let’s not stop dreaming and let’s not stop think. But remember que keep it Tejano.

hejola report for 10192016

Hejola report for 10192016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con our award winning barrio headline news:

City turns off residents’ water living on the corner of third and wells.

Ten ugly campaign posters damaged.

Barrio politics gets ugly.

You know when hard times hits the hood, when the city is forced to shut off a whole block of water to its residents due to the fact que they had paid their water bill. El constable was called to see what the problem was and once he got word que the whole block had failed to pay its bill he didn’t think it was worth his time to investigate. Until he realized que he was one of those residents. We asked him about this matter and he responded by saying que the check was in the mail.

El constable cadena was called out yesterday afternoon when a candidate told him que some one had poured hot chili pepper sauces on some of his campaign posters, and printed ugly words on them. The constable couldn’t quite tell us what those ugly words were because they didn’t know how to spell the words the candidate thought they said.

Yesterday was the first debate between esta vato loco y one of the few white folks living in the hood Russell Rufus redneck, who both are running for barrio city representative. The debate got a bit ugly when Russell accused esta vato loco for being stone at the debate, but esta vato loco held his ground when he told the crowd que “ Russell Rufus redneck was ugly and his mama says his ugly, he don’t need on a liable he was just ugly”. Well that didn’t go well with Russell so he rebuttal by says “you can kiss my grit”. At the end of the debate both men went their separate ways.

Ok raza have a great day.

hejola report for 10182016

Hejola report for 10182017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hello again, mi Raza I am Bill Diaz struggling con our creator but we are back. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:

La commadre passed out on witness stand.

John bee Goode Morales shot three times.

And finally, commadre busted for being in the nude.

She has had problems in the past says el constable when he went and picked up la commadre Nifia at the corner of third and wells, sitting there in the nude. It seems que she forgets things and sometimes it just isn’t right. In this case she forgot to put her clothes on when she went to the corner store. No charges will be filed but are thinking of locking her up for a while.

It seems que some people just don’t learn. That was the case con John bee Goode Morales. It started off at the corner of third and wells, where John was caught stealing a stereo from inside a parked car, and the owner took a shot at him with his 22 rifle and he managed to get away. As he was fleeting the scene of the crime the store owner across the street saw what was going on and he also took a shot at him, injuring ole John boy. When John finally made out of the hood, he decided to come back and pick his car up, the constable Cadena was waiting for him and he resisted arrest, so he was shot again, finally hit the ground and was arrested. Dang how many bullets does it take to bring a vato down? Chingos!

 

This pasted Friday morning a hearing was being held in which la commadre Debbie Luna, a clerk at the only barrio bank, was testify against a vato charged with robbing the bank this pasted summer. As she was being asked questions, she began shaking and all of a sudden, she passed out while seated in the witness box. A primo of hers’ approached Ms. Luna, and he removed her shoe and held it to her face, hoping she would come around, but without success. He explained que Ms. Luna was ill and subject to blackouts, and sometime by sniffing on her own shoes she would come around. Barrio volunteer firefighters were call and were able to bring her around. She was asked to come back the next day and finish with her testimony.

Pesse hejolia, puro footpower!!

hejola report for 10172016

 

 

Hejola report for 10172016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hello again David Duran here Bill Diaz is on vacation. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:

Vato wins barrio Popeye’s one eye contest.

Barrio bingo winner detained after winning all seven bingo games in one night.

And finally, inside barrio hunting lease found illegal.

Yesterday la commadre Josefina Zamora Lopez was arrested for illegal hunting lease inside the hood. Now here is what she was doing, that was illegal. She has about 10 city lots inside the barrio that attracts chingos de white wing doves and other legal hunting birds such as turkeys, lots of quails, and some rare pheasants. Now the way they were bagging them was she wouldn’t allow hunter with real guns so she handout large butterfly nets. The payed hunters would lay out somewhere in her back lots and would use their giant nets to catch them birds. Later the hunters would tag them and la commadre would kill them and dress them birds clean for a small fee. Charges will be filed by the barrio department of wild animals in the hood.

El vato Juan Perez was declared the winner of this year’s barrio Popeye’s one eye contest. This is the third time we have held this contest says the contest organizer. It’s just fair to say que people con big eyes should be given some kind of award.  Please note that this contest is only for looks not if they can see well than others. El vato Perez was given a free eye test and dinner for two or three depending on how you look at it and where you go to eat.

It seemed odd that a person can win one bingo game during the night, but to win all seven games in one night brought a red flag to the local bingo house authorities last night. Benny Nava, age 58, was taken in for questioning after it was reported to el constable and bingo officials from across the tracks que he had won all seven bingo games in one night: 100 dollar regular bingo, 300 dollar small frame bingo, 100 dollars regular bingo, 700 dollar black out bingo, 300 dollar four corner bingo, 400 letter L bingo, and finally, the 700 dollar letter X bingo. El constable told us que chinga its king of rare que someone has that kind of luck.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day

hejola report for 10142016

Hejola report for 10142016.

 Schwinn.

 Kingsville, TX. Hello again General fideo vermicelli con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

 El barrio hit with a new British Colonialism.

 Trickle-down economics might not be the answer, says es vato loco.

 And now so good news.

 We finally found out why our water bill was so freaking high. It seems que the folks living in front of our home who we share the bill with didn’t notice que their water heater had rusted the bottom out and running water ran freely for about several months. The bill this month was almost $900 dollars. The good news is que they, the city has not shut it down yet, but are willing to work with us on that bill, but won’t until we show proof que we fixed the water heater, ching.. A

 Yesterday at a local tavern some persons were discussing the issue of wages and labor force in the hood. At the end of the discussion this reporter felt que a new era for the working class. The idea of a New British Colonialism has been able to make its way into the hood by seeking to produce a low wage labor force here in the barrio, by defeating some barrio unions, and for sure not providing enough healthcare­, depleting worker rights at some taco stands, rolling back regulation­, minimizing or doing away with corporate tax obligation­...in other words defeating the middle class, which we find ourselves not even part off.

And finally, last night at a political rally, es vato loco who is running for barrio representative tried to explain to a handful of locos que we should not fall into this thing called “Trickle-down economics". He pointed out que "the trickle-down theory" is a terms used now a days, to describe the idea that tax breaks or other economic benefits provided by government to businesses and the wealthy will benefit poorer members of society by improving the economy as a whole. He also mention que a famous person Will Rogers once said trickledown economics meant "money was all appropriated for the top in hopes that it would trickle down to the needy, was the whole idea behind that statement. In addition, esta vato loco pointed out que the only thing we have to look up too is cheaper beer and hope to make it to the next pay check.

 Ok Raza have a great day

hejola report for 10132016

 

 

Hejola report for 1013206.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio sees increase in crack.

Two men, three women and ten dogs and cats arrested at protest.

And now some darn good news.

We just got word that the barrio go and stop is having a sale on pet food.

A handful of barrio residents decided to take the law under their hands and raided the local barrio dog pound and released 230 dogs and 212 cats, and 30 other animals. The protest came when the barrio animal control decided to roundup all the dogs and cats and any animal they saw wondering around regardless if they had a tag or not. The leader of this group was arrested along con his partner and several other women and were able to re-arrest ten dogs and cats. The barrio animal control is asking for your help in finding some 300 plus animals in the hood. A pound of food will be given to any information leading to any arrests.

Yesterday el constable cadena had a public meeting to inform barrio resident that there had been an increase in the number of cracks seen on the streets. He informed them that the barrio city workers are doing their best in trying to cover them cracks up, look he said its better that pot hoes.

 

Ok raza have a great Tejano day.

hejola report for 10122016

Hejola report for  10122016.

Cchwnn.

 Kingsville, tx. From our command post I am david duran back in town, bill diaz is on vacation. Well

 let’s go to our award winning barrio head line news:

Two more arrests con the bombing of el ojo junior barrio private,

 Barrio vatos loco volunteer firefighters have recycle can drive all this week.

 And finally el constable cadena called into our hood pick... drunk chick.

 How many times have we tried not to pick up any chicks at bars especially after the 1:30 a.m. well this is the case con Mike Chavarava. It seems que esta vato took la senorita Julia Childes Moreno home with him after he met her at the bar this past Saturday nite at around 1:30 a.m. He didnit realize que Julia is one of those drunks que likes to talk about the pass regardless if you were involved or not when she gets pretty wasted. Well this was the case que esta chick drank a few more beers at mikes home and felt que she was being taken advantage of her back in September of 2004. By her recalling that awful night lead her to fighting and screaming at esta poor vato mike. Well when the cops showed up con el constable cadena, they realized que it was Julia causing some chit over here at mikes home. No charges were filed against anyone but did ask Julia if she wanted a ride home.

El constable cadena y el ojo barrio private eye in conjunction con el barrio security force 666, made two more arrests this week end in regarding the car bombing and the killing of el ojo junior barrio private and two of his associates. The arrests happen early Saturday morning at the address of Jose M. Menso garza office of el barrio arms and sales. Jose g. Menso y Jose g. Menso III were arrested and taken to jail across the track for booking. The police got a lead this past Friday nite from some drunk chick at some bar talking about the car bombing and who was involved. There will no reward given out due to the fact que the drunk chick didn’t realize que she spilled the beans on someone. This two makes a total of 14 persons were involved in this murder. The whole problem was que they wanted to kill barrio award winner panzon caliente, lead singer of el conjunto panzone caliente y los fojos, and did and took el junior with el panzon…

 

And finally if you are driving around our hood and see our local barrio volunteer vato loco firefighters, please donated those empty recycle cans. It’s the tenth annual Easter recycle hunt planned for this coming easter. The volunteers or vato locos volunteers firefights are short about 600lbs cans. So make this Easter a happy one, please save a can an save a child. All cans can be donated to them where they standing at the corner of third and wells. 623 west elle suite #1.

Ok oh by the way we are taking donation for the el ojo junior barrio private eye beer scholarship. Please leave name blank and mail to the same address as above. I am david duran, how about them cowboys.

Paris del helles daily 10112016

Paris del helles daily 10112016.

hejolia report from paris, france : paris del helles daily 10112016.

Cchwnn.

Paris, france: hello once again I am general fideo vermicelle here at our command post in kingsville tx.

Now let us go to paris, france and our correspondent francisco delgado de gaulle.

Hello from the “Paris del helles daily” I am Francisco Delgado de Gaulle correspondent from Paris France.

Now to all my french connection here is our daily headline news:

Bonjour encore de Paris France, je suis francisco de Sr, journaliste de nouvelles. j'ai habité à Paris maintenant pendant presque une année. nous démuni avons fait rapport à beaucoup sur les bases quotidiennes mais avons visité un bon nombre d'emplacements passionnants. nous espérons que si n'importe qui de vous viennent jamais à Paris veuillez venir chez nous. espérez ainsi que tout le monde fait bien et plan pour être à la maison bientôt de Paris France, je suis sr.francisco. now back to fideo in Kingsville tx.

Ok frank and thanks for those nice French words, HUH I think. ok now for our headline news :

Three horse and buggy owners get fine in the hood,

Two commadres get arrested after fight in from of our command post,

And finally country pancho and county Leroy back in town.

Yesterday afternoon our creator Daniel told us que country pancho and county Leroy have signed an agreement to do a musical video for our productions. The song they plan on recording is still pending from which cd they plan to use. They have two cd’s out, “two vatos on the prowl” or two vatos lost in black hills”. After the meeting planned for this weekend we sure hope que them two boys really stick with this project and get this video done.

In other news two commadres were arrested in front of our command post. It seems que one of the commands that had been with a group protesting needed to go to the bathroom. So she just went around the corner of our office and while doing that, the people next door husband somehow got a glimpse of la commadre with her pants down and taking a leak in their backyard .

 Now this is where the trouble started. La commadre that lives next door saw el compadre watching that exciting moment que she thought que the other commadre was doing it for him to see her, in which la commadre didn’t realize que el compadre was looking. Well la commadre went and grab la command while she was peeping by the hair and drag here all over the yard, until she la commadre managed to stand up and strap it on con la orta commarde. By the time el constable cadena managed to there, the folks had already broken the fight up and both commadres had to go to the st. pauls medical center for treatment . No charges will be file against neither of them.

 

And finally, the barrio fathers and mothers are reconsidering on recalling that special law they just passed last week. In which barrio folks can get horse and buggy permits. Well as you might recall que at least 15 permits were issued this week and already three of those horse and buggies have had several accidents in the hood. One of the owners of the horse and buggy told us que the barrio fathers and mothers should not recall this order and give it a chance. The three horse and buggies that were involved in those accidents did not hurt anyone or any of the animals. It was an accident says one of the owners. We don’t have too many details on that yet but are hoping to keep an eye on this matter.

Ok Raza got to go and a big shout the devoted raza but to those que hate women. Sorry man its your mothers fault..NOT,

hejola report for 10102016

Hejola report for 10102016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz back from an assignment. Well we have some good news, so let’s get to it now. Now for our barrio award winning headline news:

BARRIO INGENUITY UNION offers to buy cchwnn.

Two vatos try to steal barrio atm machine.

And finally barrio brown brews on sale.

 

Well it’s finally here, our barrio friend Jose Perez owner and creator of BARRIO BROWN BREW BEER is finally here and for sale. Mr. Perez was able to create a machine that allowed him to recycle beer left in either bottles or cans. Mr. Perez has signed a contact con several beer joints that have agreed to store this left behind beer an Perez and his crew pick it up on a daily bases and brews it at his brewery. This is great beer said one drunk who was given a gallon to take home for a trail taste. We haven’t seen him in a few days, but we do know one thing que it’s in your local beer joint or coming soon, BARIIO BROWN BREW BEER, FOR THOSE WHO THINK YOUNG.

In other news two vatos were arrested late Saturday night. These two must have been raised somewhere else instead of the hood. It seems que estos ways were trying to steal an atm machine from the cona Lozano cash and carry sports complex. The only problem is que this machine was welded and tried and screw so tight que not even a truck could have removed it. Anyhow besides all that the machine had not been working for at least three years. Charges are pending. Oh by the way the constable is looking for the owners of a bumper left behind that reads” I ‘m with Dummey”.

 

And finally our creator Daniel wrote a memo to all his staff que the BARRIO INGENUITY UNION (BIU) has agreed in principal to purchase all the rights to Chicano cable hot-wired news network. A settlement is still on the table but has agreed in theory. As we all know that BIU is the newest thing that hit the hood and wants to buy everyone out. We are hoping to have a discussion come this Wednesday. What does this mean for the present staff, well the founder Daniel lopez had no comments on this merger. We here and you there are hoping que our creator Daniel doesn’t give in to BIU owner and their management Daniel. Pesse hejola, you figure it out.

 

Well raza there you have it. Have a great day I am bill diaz.

hejola report for 10052016

Hejola report for 10052016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio election committee investigated and investigating!

Cats and dog owners arrested over the weekend.

And finally some darn good news.

El barrio is preparing to handle any incidents that might happen over the next few weeks involving them CLOWNS.  You know ever family has a clown member. So if you are a member of a family that has a clown within your group you better be prepared to show some id or clown permit or else.

It was just a few years ago that the barrio and city leaders agreed that you could only have some many pets in your home. Well this weekend along con across the tracks animal control arrested a ton of barrio residents not complying with this new rule. At least 25 cats, and 55 dogs were picked up and taken to an undisclosed location until their owners pay up the fines. The owners and relatives of them animals were released after posting bond.

Yesterday afternoon Russell rufus Redneck filed a complaint across the railroad tracks against el barrio election committee on how it was running thing down here, with that in mind the barrio election committee filed their own complaint again Redneck. The BEC reported stated that esta Redneck was giving out tamales and beer and a lot of other stuff for free during inside the early election voting building, which is against the law. Somehow Redneck was able to rent the hall in the same building right next to where folks go vote early. In return we were not able to get a copy of Rednecks complaint. More details on this matter later.

Ok raza have a great day.

hejola report for 10042016

Hejola report for 10042016.

 Cchwnn.

 Kingsville, tx. Hello Raza I am Fideo vermicelli con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

 No need to explain, their just plain stupid.

 Barrio gun control under sieges or something like that....

 And now some darn good news.

 Vote’s this year will be required to wear their id’s on top of their heads if they are planning on vote, the reason the barrio leaders came up with this new rule, was so they can tell the differences between your butt and your face. Dang.

 After an hour of debating for this year’s Justice of the peace, Russel rufus redneck point out during his debate con el ojo barrio private the current jp, que why should he sit here and explain ever point I make to stupid people? Well some in the crowd didn’t like his comment so they decided to leave before the event was over. As some made their way out of the room, Russell laid out one more comment, “hey before you guys leave take some tamales with you”! Oh yea we forgot to mention that there was free dinner and drinks for those who attended.

 Yesterday a ton named Maria Anderson Molina (325) and Susana Green Munoz (256) and their smaller sister April Jackson Tellez (245) were arrested at the corner of third and wells along con some their ton friends, after they were told que their protest permit was for next weekend and not this weekend. Their protest was that they didn’t want the barrio leaders or anyone telling them when and when not they can carry their guns in public. But the constable pointed out that their permit was for a protest on new barrio ban on Tongs not guns.

 Ok raza the moral of today’s news if you can’t read writing when it’s written than don’t try to read it!

hejola report for 10032016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. New York, new York.  Hello once again raza I am bill diaz con my twin brother Jonathon Barrios. As we prepare for that long trip back to Kingsville, We are excited about that. Anyhow let’s go con mi brother and see what is the headline news for today:

Thanks pal, I am Jonathon barrio con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Cat’s  show in the park brings law dogs out,

Increase of illegal aliens,

And hug somebody today!

Yesterday at our office here in NYC we have hug a person day. We went into the city and ask person if they didn’t mind if we gave them a big hug. Out of the ten folks we asked if we could give them a hug, none agreed to it. As a matter of fact five of the ten called the cops on us. Once the police arrived, we asked them if we could hug them and they told us que we must be from texas. We said we were.

In other news, nyc  barrio report was submitted yesterday recording que a 100 % increase on illegal aliens have increased in the past few years. A group called somebody is watching you, told us que they didn’t want us to mention his name ( henry more), and he told us que an increase of aliens had jump real high this past few months. Si, los folks from Mars was the most increased group so far. When asked where and how they were getting here he didn’t want to talk about it.

And finally the first annual cat show we tried to put together in the park turned out to be a mad idea. We didn’t know que the local police were going to bring their police dogs, which made lots of the cats kind of nervous. It took at least three hours for cat owners to round up their pets and by that time our park permit had expired. Oh well maybe next year.

 

 

Ok raza got to go for now, and one last word, I love this city .