Hejola report for 10182017.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again, mi Raza I am Bill Diaz
struggling con our creator but we are back. Now for our award winning barrio
headline news:
La commadre passed out on witness stand.
John bee Goode Morales shot three times.
And finally, commadre busted for being in the nude.
She has had problems in the past says el constable when he
went and picked up la commadre Nifia at the corner of third and wells, sitting
there in the nude. It seems que she forgets things and sometimes it just isn’t
right. In this case she forgot to put her clothes on when she went to the
corner store. No charges will be filed but are thinking of locking her up for a
while.
It seems que some people just don’t learn. That was the case
con John bee Goode Morales. It started off at the corner of third and wells,
where John was caught stealing a stereo from inside a parked car, and the owner
took a shot at him with his 22 rifle and he managed to get away. As he was fleeting
the scene of the crime the store owner across the street saw what was going on
and he also took a shot at him, injuring ole John boy. When John finally made
out of the hood, he decided to come back and pick his car up, the constable Cadena
was waiting for him and he resisted arrest, so he was shot again, finally hit
the ground and was arrested. Dang how many bullets does it take to bring a vato
down? Chingos!
This pasted Friday morning a hearing was being held in which
la commadre Debbie Luna, a clerk at the only barrio bank, was testify against a
vato charged with robbing the bank this pasted summer. As she was being asked
questions, she began shaking and all of a sudden, she passed out while seated
in the witness box. A primo of hers’ approached Ms. Luna, and he removed her
shoe and held it to her face, hoping she would come around, but without
success. He explained que Ms. Luna was ill and subject to blackouts, and
sometime by sniffing on her own shoes she would come around. Barrio volunteer
firefighters were call and were able to bring her around. She was asked to come
back the next day and finish with her testimony.
Pesse hejolia, puro footpower!!
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