Hejola report for 10192016.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con our award
winning barrio headline news:
City turns off residents’ water living on the corner of
third and wells.
Ten ugly campaign posters damaged.
Barrio politics gets ugly.
You know when hard times hits the hood, when the city is
forced to shut off a whole block of water to its residents due to the fact que
they had paid their water bill. El constable was called to see what the problem
was and once he got word que the whole block had failed to pay its bill he
didn’t think it was worth his time to investigate. Until he realized que he was
one of those residents. We asked him about this matter and he responded by
saying que the check was in the mail.
El constable cadena was called out yesterday afternoon when
a candidate told him que some one had poured hot chili pepper sauces on some of
his campaign posters, and printed ugly words on them. The constable couldn’t
quite tell us what those ugly words were because they didn’t know how to spell
the words the candidate thought they said.
Yesterday was the first debate between esta vato loco y one
of the few white folks living in the hood Russell Rufus redneck, who both are
running for barrio city representative. The debate got a bit ugly when Russell
accused esta vato loco for being stone at the debate, but esta vato loco held
his ground when he told the crowd que “ Russell Rufus redneck was ugly and his
mama says his ugly, he don’t need on a liable he was just ugly”. Well that
didn’t go well with Russell so he rebuttal by says “you can kiss my grit”. At
the end of the debate both men went their separate ways.
Ok raza have a great day.
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