hejola report for 10102016

Hejola report for 10102016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz back from an assignment. Well we have some good news, so let’s get to it now. Now for our barrio award winning headline news:

BARRIO INGENUITY UNION offers to buy cchwnn.

Two vatos try to steal barrio atm machine.

And finally barrio brown brews on sale.

 

Well it’s finally here, our barrio friend Jose Perez owner and creator of BARRIO BROWN BREW BEER is finally here and for sale. Mr. Perez was able to create a machine that allowed him to recycle beer left in either bottles or cans. Mr. Perez has signed a contact con several beer joints that have agreed to store this left behind beer an Perez and his crew pick it up on a daily bases and brews it at his brewery. This is great beer said one drunk who was given a gallon to take home for a trail taste. We haven’t seen him in a few days, but we do know one thing que it’s in your local beer joint or coming soon, BARIIO BROWN BREW BEER, FOR THOSE WHO THINK YOUNG.

In other news two vatos were arrested late Saturday night. These two must have been raised somewhere else instead of the hood. It seems que estos ways were trying to steal an atm machine from the cona Lozano cash and carry sports complex. The only problem is que this machine was welded and tried and screw so tight que not even a truck could have removed it. Anyhow besides all that the machine had not been working for at least three years. Charges are pending. Oh by the way the constable is looking for the owners of a bumper left behind that reads” I ‘m with Dummey”.

 

And finally our creator Daniel wrote a memo to all his staff que the BARRIO INGENUITY UNION (BIU) has agreed in principal to purchase all the rights to Chicano cable hot-wired news network. A settlement is still on the table but has agreed in theory. As we all know that BIU is the newest thing that hit the hood and wants to buy everyone out. We are hoping to have a discussion come this Wednesday. What does this mean for the present staff, well the founder Daniel lopez had no comments on this merger. We here and you there are hoping que our creator Daniel doesn’t give in to BIU owner and their management Daniel. Pesse hejola, you figure it out.

 

Well raza there you have it. Have a great day I am bill diaz.