Wednesday, October 28, 2009
westinghouse barrio mall reopened10282009
Re-Grand opening week for el Westinghouse barrio mall:conjunto dancelandCchwnn:10282009Kingsville,tx. Olla amigos como estan todos I am Gloria Guerra manager of our rebuild and remodel Westinghouse barrio mal. This coming Wednesday will be the grand opening and we are real excited. Here with me is our mascot THE Mall Mr. TURKEY. Si gobble gobble, and not only that gobble gobble and gobble. So make sure que you all gobble over here and now back to Gloria. Ok Mr., turkey. Now here is a break down of things to happen coming this Wednesday. First let’s go to our entertainment center next to the mall our new CONJUNTO DANCE LAND with our own conjunto gal, or guy not really sure, you don’t ask or don’t tell, new staff person Elva Gloria Ruiz. Si thank you Gloria, I am Elva G. Ruiz standing in front of our new Conjunto Dance land. We are expecting a large crowd this coming wed. so here is our lineup for this Wednesdays opening night: 6:00 pm opening ceremonies.6:30 to 8:00pm “LORENZO`S LLAMAS Y SU CONJUNTO”.8:15 to 10:00pm “Janie y Las Masotas”.10:15 to Midnight “Bucky Lopez from grupo 'Los tejano bucks” so as you can see raza we have lots of music and lots of things to give away anyhow I am Elva, and now from conjunto dance land back to Gloria at the mall. Si thank you Elva, our new conjunto music correspondent. Ok raza, that ‘s it for right now so we will be back later today with the rest of the story or next week depending on how much tejano I have left in me. I am Gloria Guerra on location at the new and improved Westinghouse barrio mall.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
hejola report for 10272009
Hejola report for 10272009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx hello again I am bill diaz back from a short vacation and now ready for business, and now for our award winning headline news:
La commadre arrested for intoxicated and annoying people.
La prima Benilde Ramon sues local health center.
And finally, vato steal bicycle and almost dies con bee stings.
It seems que ricky smittwich not knowning the barrio very well, stole a bicycle at the corner of wells and third street from la familia Martinez who by the way have chingos de killer bees in their backyard, well it seem que when ricky got on the stolen bicycle he took a short cut getaway and drove the bike right into the Martinez killer bee’s beehives. By the time they called 918, and los vato locos volunteer firefighters got there, they found him barely breathing, el constable tells us que he had been stung more than over 1000. Loco number one tells us que he was lucky que he was still alive. No charges will be filed.
For one major reason, Benilde Ramon will not be going back to St. Pauls medical health for treatment her epileptic seizures she gets once in awhile. The report we got was that she was complainting que the medication she got at the center was having chingos de side effects which she was getting more often than before. Furthermore, she felt que she had try herself into a lesbian and felt more like el compadre manuel, the man next door. The law suit is pending.
And finally, It seems que el constable cadena has been real busy this past few days con tantos drunks in the hood. This one call he got was from “La Commadre Luce taco stand” were la comandre Carmen Gonzales, unknown age (56) was arrested for allegedly being intoxicated and annoying customers as they came by the drive inn window to pick up orders to go. So once el constable got there he decided not to arrest him but decided to give her a ride home. But when she got home el compadre and his seven children insisted that she was drunk and should ashame of herself. So she decided to drive herself to the el constable office and demanded que el constablegive her a breathalyzer test as all eight relatives should there an watch. Well course we all know that she did not pass the test and el constable was forced to arrest her.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx hello again I am bill diaz back from a short vacation and now ready for business, and now for our award winning headline news:
La commadre arrested for intoxicated and annoying people.
La prima Benilde Ramon sues local health center.
And finally, vato steal bicycle and almost dies con bee stings.
It seems que ricky smittwich not knowning the barrio very well, stole a bicycle at the corner of wells and third street from la familia Martinez who by the way have chingos de killer bees in their backyard, well it seem que when ricky got on the stolen bicycle he took a short cut getaway and drove the bike right into the Martinez killer bee’s beehives. By the time they called 918, and los vato locos volunteer firefighters got there, they found him barely breathing, el constable tells us que he had been stung more than over 1000. Loco number one tells us que he was lucky que he was still alive. No charges will be filed.
For one major reason, Benilde Ramon will not be going back to St. Pauls medical health for treatment her epileptic seizures she gets once in awhile. The report we got was that she was complainting que the medication she got at the center was having chingos de side effects which she was getting more often than before. Furthermore, she felt que she had try herself into a lesbian and felt more like el compadre manuel, the man next door. The law suit is pending.
And finally, It seems que el constable cadena has been real busy this past few days con tantos drunks in the hood. This one call he got was from “La Commadre Luce taco stand” were la comandre Carmen Gonzales, unknown age (56) was arrested for allegedly being intoxicated and annoying customers as they came by the drive inn window to pick up orders to go. So once el constable got there he decided not to arrest him but decided to give her a ride home. But when she got home el compadre and his seven children insisted that she was drunk and should ashame of herself. So she decided to drive herself to the el constable office and demanded que el constablegive her a breathalyzer test as all eight relatives should there an watch. Well course we all know that she did not pass the test and el constable was forced to arrest her.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day.
Friday, October 23, 2009
barrio stock market report for 10232009
barrio stock market report for 10232009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx Now from our own barrio stock market office at the Westinghouse barrio mall here is our own vato, Urbano Yosabatodo.
Hello again raza. In the last few weeks we have stopped using heaveno, due to the fact that the guy who thinks he thought it up told us not to use it anymore. Ok buddy, we won’t, oh by the way heaveno to you too.
I feel better raza, you know It’s one of those things between being creative and not caring. Well we here and you there do care about everybody on here so god bless all of us. Now for the barrio stock market report:
Las empanadas: Las empanadas like everything else top a slight jump on price this past week. Not enough rain nor snow could have saved this season pineapples, pumpkins, and sweet potatoes. In addition ,some major stores are keying on this coming holidays to make up for any loses they have had this past few quarters. Las empanadas ended the week at $.70 cent each.
Los taquitios: Los taquitios stands come and go in the hood like we have reported in the pass. But for some reason this quarter the number of new taco stands have been limited. There are several reasons for that. One reason is that our city offical’s are trying to crack down on the number of businesss opening up on this side of the tracks. There has been a 39 percent increase on business opening up on this side of the tracks ranging from tacos stands to ice cone stands. Compared to a 2 percent increase across the tracks. El taquito market stands, stand a big chance of making a good showing this coming quarters of the year and will remain stable. Los taquitos ended the week at $1.45 each or 2 tacos for $1.89, a great deal raza, if you can find that one taco stand.
Las tortillas: Las tortilla market found itself in big trouble this past week. One of el hood tortilla makers had several folks picketing their front door. Several parents and folks were complaining to the tortillas company, that a large bunch of tortilla were still sticking together. At least 50 packets were brought back for exchange or their money back. Not good for business says a tortilla maker whose name we won’t mention (ramon hamon). Las tortillas ended the week at $1.25 cents to $1.60 a pack of 12 tortillas.
La barbacoa de cabeza: La barbacoa stood real firm all week on its prices and will remain pretty stable till end of the year. The hog and beef market has not been effected to much by the high price on gas. You do understand that if you take your little piggy to market, it will cost you some money, just to get there. La barbacoa ended the week at $6.50 a lbs, A slight jump from last week.
Cheap beer: Cheap beer will remain higher than ever, Now that many of la raza are not going out and spending mucho money, Cheap beer ended the week at $4.56 a six pack.
Barrio want ads:
#35645, used Christmas stuff for sale, make offer for the big box.
#385623, turkeys for sale, some real big ones and some real small, depending on how much you want to eat.
#74564, easter rabbits and easter chickens still for sale, some still have color on them.
#32548, used tejano clothing still for sale, tejano western shirts, pants, boots and belts, caps and some used underwear.
Barrio realtors report:
Mr. Pancho Gonzales tells us que he has portable taco stand for sale, it’s on a trailer and can be moved almost anywhere, just that it needs a few tires and a floor, and some window, and other minor repairs. Please contact el constable office for more information since it was impound a few months ago.
Well folks there you have it for this week raza and have a great weekend and remember if you drink do drive and if you don’t drink maybe you should start.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx Now from our own barrio stock market office at the Westinghouse barrio mall here is our own vato, Urbano Yosabatodo.
Hello again raza. In the last few weeks we have stopped using heaveno, due to the fact that the guy who thinks he thought it up told us not to use it anymore. Ok buddy, we won’t, oh by the way heaveno to you too.
I feel better raza, you know It’s one of those things between being creative and not caring. Well we here and you there do care about everybody on here so god bless all of us. Now for the barrio stock market report:
Las empanadas: Las empanadas like everything else top a slight jump on price this past week. Not enough rain nor snow could have saved this season pineapples, pumpkins, and sweet potatoes. In addition ,some major stores are keying on this coming holidays to make up for any loses they have had this past few quarters. Las empanadas ended the week at $.70 cent each.
Los taquitios: Los taquitios stands come and go in the hood like we have reported in the pass. But for some reason this quarter the number of new taco stands have been limited. There are several reasons for that. One reason is that our city offical’s are trying to crack down on the number of businesss opening up on this side of the tracks. There has been a 39 percent increase on business opening up on this side of the tracks ranging from tacos stands to ice cone stands. Compared to a 2 percent increase across the tracks. El taquito market stands, stand a big chance of making a good showing this coming quarters of the year and will remain stable. Los taquitos ended the week at $1.45 each or 2 tacos for $1.89, a great deal raza, if you can find that one taco stand.
Las tortillas: Las tortilla market found itself in big trouble this past week. One of el hood tortilla makers had several folks picketing their front door. Several parents and folks were complaining to the tortillas company, that a large bunch of tortilla were still sticking together. At least 50 packets were brought back for exchange or their money back. Not good for business says a tortilla maker whose name we won’t mention (ramon hamon). Las tortillas ended the week at $1.25 cents to $1.60 a pack of 12 tortillas.
La barbacoa de cabeza: La barbacoa stood real firm all week on its prices and will remain pretty stable till end of the year. The hog and beef market has not been effected to much by the high price on gas. You do understand that if you take your little piggy to market, it will cost you some money, just to get there. La barbacoa ended the week at $6.50 a lbs, A slight jump from last week.
Cheap beer: Cheap beer will remain higher than ever, Now that many of la raza are not going out and spending mucho money, Cheap beer ended the week at $4.56 a six pack.
Barrio want ads:
#35645, used Christmas stuff for sale, make offer for the big box.
#385623, turkeys for sale, some real big ones and some real small, depending on how much you want to eat.
#74564, easter rabbits and easter chickens still for sale, some still have color on them.
#32548, used tejano clothing still for sale, tejano western shirts, pants, boots and belts, caps and some used underwear.
Barrio realtors report:
Mr. Pancho Gonzales tells us que he has portable taco stand for sale, it’s on a trailer and can be moved almost anywhere, just that it needs a few tires and a floor, and some window, and other minor repairs. Please contact el constable office for more information since it was impound a few months ago.
Well folks there you have it for this week raza and have a great weekend and remember if you drink do drive and if you don’t drink maybe you should start.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
hejola report for10222009
Hejola report for 10222009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza como estan, well there has been chingos de action this past few days so lets get to our award winning barrio headline news.
barrio robber busted at st. paul’ medical center.
Barrio doctors tell us que increase of tapeworms.
And finally family feud kills several family members.
According to constable cadena report, he tells us que two barrio families that have been feuding for at ten years created a big ass ruckus late last night. It seems que la family Martinez killed la family Munoz’s cat, so when el senor found out he went over and shot la family Martinez prize winning pit bull. So when mr. Martinez found out he went over and shot mr. munoz and his oldest daughter. By the time el constable got there, several shots were fired at his barrio security force 666 and wounding at four of el constable staff. Furthermore before he could shoot el constable cadena, he manager to shoot el senor Martinez in the head several times, fatally wounding mr. Martinez. Charges are still pending due to the fact que no witness were alive to point out who fired the first shot.
In other odd news, Yesterday afternoon el doctor DR. CHON CHINGO CHON, medical leader for St. paul’s medical center gave Westside residents some real bad news at el barrio cruz rojo community center. He told the crowd of about 3 people que eating taco and other great Mexican dishes was a very serious matter for all off those that lived on our side of the tracks (Westside). He pointed out que some of those tapeworms grow inside many of us and can get up about 100 feet in length. He recommends que in order to prevent the little worms, he recommend eating more Chinese food, who by the way owns one right here at the Westinghouse barrio mall. At the same time he gave out discount cards to all the crowd. He plans on publishing his report in a view months con el Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter.
And finally, It seems que chuy Ruelas, age unknown (32), visited the st. paul’s medical center late last night as he fled from El Barrio taco stand #7 that he had robber. It seems que chuy was running through la comadre backyards and didn’t see la commadre Maria Munoz cloth line which knocked him down and fell into a dig right next to her back yard, causing him to tumble down the dig and into a big hole. In doing this he lost control of his gun and his stash, during his fall. When he reported to the medical center he had a broken left leg, right arm and a real serious burn around his neck. The staff at the medical center were very suspicious when they asked him on how he was going to pay, and he pulled out the deposit bag from el barrio taco stand #7. Staff then called 918 and contacted el constable cadena. Chuy was arrested at the medical center.
Ok raza, just to make an odd point, keep your cats and dogs locked up.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza como estan, well there has been chingos de action this past few days so lets get to our award winning barrio headline news.
barrio robber busted at st. paul’ medical center.
Barrio doctors tell us que increase of tapeworms.
And finally family feud kills several family members.
According to constable cadena report, he tells us que two barrio families that have been feuding for at ten years created a big ass ruckus late last night. It seems que la family Martinez killed la family Munoz’s cat, so when el senor found out he went over and shot la family Martinez prize winning pit bull. So when mr. Martinez found out he went over and shot mr. munoz and his oldest daughter. By the time el constable got there, several shots were fired at his barrio security force 666 and wounding at four of el constable staff. Furthermore before he could shoot el constable cadena, he manager to shoot el senor Martinez in the head several times, fatally wounding mr. Martinez. Charges are still pending due to the fact que no witness were alive to point out who fired the first shot.
In other odd news, Yesterday afternoon el doctor DR. CHON CHINGO CHON, medical leader for St. paul’s medical center gave Westside residents some real bad news at el barrio cruz rojo community center. He told the crowd of about 3 people que eating taco and other great Mexican dishes was a very serious matter for all off those that lived on our side of the tracks (Westside). He pointed out que some of those tapeworms grow inside many of us and can get up about 100 feet in length. He recommends que in order to prevent the little worms, he recommend eating more Chinese food, who by the way owns one right here at the Westinghouse barrio mall. At the same time he gave out discount cards to all the crowd. He plans on publishing his report in a view months con el Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter.
And finally, It seems que chuy Ruelas, age unknown (32), visited the st. paul’s medical center late last night as he fled from El Barrio taco stand #7 that he had robber. It seems que chuy was running through la comadre backyards and didn’t see la commadre Maria Munoz cloth line which knocked him down and fell into a dig right next to her back yard, causing him to tumble down the dig and into a big hole. In doing this he lost control of his gun and his stash, during his fall. When he reported to the medical center he had a broken left leg, right arm and a real serious burn around his neck. The staff at the medical center were very suspicious when they asked him on how he was going to pay, and he pulled out the deposit bag from el barrio taco stand #7. Staff then called 918 and contacted el constable cadena. Chuy was arrested at the medical center.
Ok raza, just to make an odd point, keep your cats and dogs locked up.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
the art pf giving awards 2009
Exclusive con Veronica “the art of giving awards” 2009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello my lady friend and how are we doing, I am your nightmare Veronica la lesbian. I have been given the task of doing research on this very important topic “the art of giving awards”?
In order to tackle this question we first need to know what an award is?
Awards are industrial instruments that provide workers with minimum protections and are continue to be an important tool for providing minimum entitlements and conditions such as sick leave, long service leave and fero awards and good deeds awards.
Now the numbers of different types of awards have different types of criteria and they can include different conditions. But the real issue is why do we have to give awards/
My of us, have gotten some kind of award and I am sure many have not. But lets say that you have 10 children, now is that an award? Hell,yea.
So the bottom line is awards are not important and I am sure many us wish we had gotten but in reality it really don’t matter. What is more important is that you are in good health and happy.
So for all those that that strive on working real hard to get that piece of paper with your name on it and the honor you got, great for you , now go get yourself a cheap frame and hand in your wall and when you move on, I am sure it will be stash in some box and label awards.
I am veronica la lesbian, but what do I know I am just make believe.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello my lady friend and how are we doing, I am your nightmare Veronica la lesbian. I have been given the task of doing research on this very important topic “the art of giving awards”?
In order to tackle this question we first need to know what an award is?
Awards are industrial instruments that provide workers with minimum protections and are continue to be an important tool for providing minimum entitlements and conditions such as sick leave, long service leave and fero awards and good deeds awards.
Now the numbers of different types of awards have different types of criteria and they can include different conditions. But the real issue is why do we have to give awards/
My of us, have gotten some kind of award and I am sure many have not. But lets say that you have 10 children, now is that an award? Hell,yea.
So the bottom line is awards are not important and I am sure many us wish we had gotten but in reality it really don’t matter. What is more important is that you are in good health and happy.
So for all those that that strive on working real hard to get that piece of paper with your name on it and the honor you got, great for you , now go get yourself a cheap frame and hand in your wall and when you move on, I am sure it will be stash in some box and label awards.
I am veronica la lesbian, but what do I know I am just make believe.
the art pf giving awards 2009
Exclusive con Veronica “the art of giving awards” 2009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello my lady friend and how are we doing, I am your nightmare Veronica la lesbian. I have been given the task of doing research on this very important topic “the art of giving awards”?
In order to tackle this question we first need to know what an award is?
Awards are industrial instruments that provide workers with minimum protections and are continue to be an important tool for providing minimum entitlements and conditions such as sick leave, long service leave and fero awards and good deeds awards.
Now the numbers of different types of awards have different types of criteria and they can include different conditions. But the real issue is why do we have to give awards/
My of us, have gotten some kind of award and I am sure many have not. But lets say that you have 10 children, now is that an award? Hell,yea.
So the bottom line is awards are not important and I am sure many us wish we had gotten but in reality it really don’t matter. What is more important is that you are in good health and happy.
So for all those that that strive on working real hard to get that piece of paper with your name on it and the honor you got, great for you , now go get yourself a cheap frame and hand in your wall and when you move on, I am sure it will be stash in some box and label awards.
I am veronica la lesbian, but what do I know I am just make believe.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello my lady friend and how are we doing, I am your nightmare Veronica la lesbian. I have been given the task of doing research on this very important topic “the art of giving awards”?
In order to tackle this question we first need to know what an award is?
Awards are industrial instruments that provide workers with minimum protections and are continue to be an important tool for providing minimum entitlements and conditions such as sick leave, long service leave and fero awards and good deeds awards.
Now the numbers of different types of awards have different types of criteria and they can include different conditions. But the real issue is why do we have to give awards/
My of us, have gotten some kind of award and I am sure many have not. But lets say that you have 10 children, now is that an award? Hell,yea.
So the bottom line is awards are not important and I am sure many us wish we had gotten but in reality it really don’t matter. What is more important is that you are in good health and happy.
So for all those that that strive on working real hard to get that piece of paper with your name on it and the honor you got, great for you , now go get yourself a cheap frame and hand in your wall and when you move on, I am sure it will be stash in some box and label awards.
I am veronica la lesbian, but what do I know I am just make believe.
hejola report for 10222009
Hejola report for 10222009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza como estan, well there has been chingos de action this past few days so lets get to our award winning barrio headline news.
barrio robber busted at st. paul’ medical center.
Barrio doctors tell us que increase of tapeworms.
And finally family feud kills several family members.
According to constable cadena report, he tells us que two barrio families that have been feuding for at ten years created a big ass ruckus late last night. It seems que la family Martinez killed la family Munoz’s cat, so when el senor found out he went over and shot la family Martinez prize winning pit bull. So when mr. Martinez found out he went over and shot mr. munoz and his oldest daughter. By the time el constable got there, several shots were fired at his barrio security force 666 and wounding at four of el constable staff. Furthermore before he could shoot el constable cadena, he manager to shoot el senor Martinez in the head several times, fatally wounding mr. Martinez. Charges are still pending due to the fact que no witness were alive to point out who fired the first shot.
In other odd news, Yesterday afternoon el doctor DR. CHON CHINGO CHON, medical leader for St. paul’s medical center gave Westside residents some real bad news at el barrio cruz rojo community center. He told the crowd of about 3 people que eating taco and other great Mexican dishes was a very serious matter for all off those that lived on our side of the tracks (Westside). He pointed out que some of those tapeworms grow inside many of us and can get up about 100 feet in length. He recommends que in order to prevent the little worms, he recommend eating more Chinese food, who by the way owns one right here at the Westinghouse barrio mall. At the same time he gave out discount cards to all the crowd. He plans on publishing his report in a view months con el Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter.
And finally, It seems que chuy Ruelas, age unknown (32), visited the st. paul’s medical center late last night as he fled from El Barrio taco stand #7 that he had robber. It seems que chuy was running through la comadre backyards and didn’t see la commadre Maria Munoz cloth line which knocked him down and fell into a dig right next to her back yard, causing him to tumble down the dig and into a big hole. In doing this he lost control of his gun and his stash, during his fall. When he reported to the medical center he had a broken left leg, right arm and a real serious burn around his neck. The staff at the medical center were very suspicious when they asked him on how he was going to pay, and he pulled out the deposit bag from el barrio taco stand #7. Staff then called 918 and contacted el constable cadena. Chuy was arrested at the medical center.
Ok raza, just to make an odd point, keep your cats and dogs locked up.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza como estan, well there has been chingos de action this past few days so lets get to our award winning barrio headline news.
barrio robber busted at st. paul’ medical center.
Barrio doctors tell us que increase of tapeworms.
And finally family feud kills several family members.
According to constable cadena report, he tells us que two barrio families that have been feuding for at ten years created a big ass ruckus late last night. It seems que la family Martinez killed la family Munoz’s cat, so when el senor found out he went over and shot la family Martinez prize winning pit bull. So when mr. Martinez found out he went over and shot mr. munoz and his oldest daughter. By the time el constable got there, several shots were fired at his barrio security force 666 and wounding at four of el constable staff. Furthermore before he could shoot el constable cadena, he manager to shoot el senor Martinez in the head several times, fatally wounding mr. Martinez. Charges are still pending due to the fact que no witness were alive to point out who fired the first shot.
In other odd news, Yesterday afternoon el doctor DR. CHON CHINGO CHON, medical leader for St. paul’s medical center gave Westside residents some real bad news at el barrio cruz rojo community center. He told the crowd of about 3 people que eating taco and other great Mexican dishes was a very serious matter for all off those that lived on our side of the tracks (Westside). He pointed out que some of those tapeworms grow inside many of us and can get up about 100 feet in length. He recommends que in order to prevent the little worms, he recommend eating more Chinese food, who by the way owns one right here at the Westinghouse barrio mall. At the same time he gave out discount cards to all the crowd. He plans on publishing his report in a view months con el Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter.
And finally, It seems que chuy Ruelas, age unknown (32), visited the st. paul’s medical center late last night as he fled from El Barrio taco stand #7 that he had robber. It seems que chuy was running through la comadre backyards and didn’t see la commadre Maria Munoz cloth line which knocked him down and fell into a dig right next to her back yard, causing him to tumble down the dig and into a big hole. In doing this he lost control of his gun and his stash, during his fall. When he reported to the medical center he had a broken left leg, right arm and a real serious burn around his neck. The staff at the medical center were very suspicious when they asked him on how he was going to pay, and he pulled out the deposit bag from el barrio taco stand #7. Staff then called 918 and contacted el constable cadena. Chuy was arrested at the medical center.
Ok raza, just to make an odd point, keep your cats and dogs locked up.
hejola report for 10212009
Hejola report for 10212009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan todos? Well if hard times have not hit your hood its just a matter of time. But for now let’s go to our award winning barrio headline news:
Two vato’s hold bingo players hostages.
Five arrested for doing a good deed.
And finally, la commadre Esmeral Quinones arrested for prostitution.
As our nation’s economy is in the down swing so is la commadre Quniones. El constable cadena arrested la commadre Esmeral Quniones age unknown last week at the corner of third and wells, for prostitution. It seems que she was giving oral sex to our barrio tamale stock market correspondent in exchange for insight information and a few dozens of tamales. She pleaded quilty today. She was sentenced to several weeks at our local barrio hold cell and fined $ 100 peso.
In other news,and Two barrio vatos held 32 people hostage for several hours as the constable cadena y su barrio 666 security surround the Monday “blue tennis bingo night” at our local barrio bingo house , were eventually tricked outside the by the their own bingo player hostages and were arrested, it seems that the bingo players convinced los dos vatos que they should change clothing and release them was their only shot. As the hostages were released the two vatos seemed to appear to be part of of the hostage bingo group bu the only problem was they were wearing army booths. Both were arrested as everyone pointed them out.
And finally, It seems que la commadre next door heard la commadre living next door screaming, so she and her four brothers quickly when over and beat up the 57 year old man who was with la commadre. It seemed que la commadre that was screaming was having consensual sex and that was good sex at that. El constable tells us que la commadre next door y su four brothers will be charged con assault, pesse hejola.
Ok raza there you have it. we have some real bad news today, our creator has just been informed que his girlfriend dump him and is real sad, if you have anyone in your life willing to share it with an old man please contact us asap.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan todos? Well if hard times have not hit your hood its just a matter of time. But for now let’s go to our award winning barrio headline news:
Two vato’s hold bingo players hostages.
Five arrested for doing a good deed.
And finally, la commadre Esmeral Quinones arrested for prostitution.
As our nation’s economy is in the down swing so is la commadre Quniones. El constable cadena arrested la commadre Esmeral Quniones age unknown last week at the corner of third and wells, for prostitution. It seems que she was giving oral sex to our barrio tamale stock market correspondent in exchange for insight information and a few dozens of tamales. She pleaded quilty today. She was sentenced to several weeks at our local barrio hold cell and fined $ 100 peso.
In other news,and Two barrio vatos held 32 people hostage for several hours as the constable cadena y su barrio 666 security surround the Monday “blue tennis bingo night” at our local barrio bingo house , were eventually tricked outside the by the their own bingo player hostages and were arrested, it seems that the bingo players convinced los dos vatos que they should change clothing and release them was their only shot. As the hostages were released the two vatos seemed to appear to be part of of the hostage bingo group bu the only problem was they were wearing army booths. Both were arrested as everyone pointed them out.
And finally, It seems que la commadre next door heard la commadre living next door screaming, so she and her four brothers quickly when over and beat up the 57 year old man who was with la commadre. It seemed que la commadre that was screaming was having consensual sex and that was good sex at that. El constable tells us que la commadre next door y su four brothers will be charged con assault, pesse hejola.
Ok raza there you have it. we have some real bad news today, our creator has just been informed que his girlfriend dump him and is real sad, if you have anyone in your life willing to share it with an old man please contact us asap.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
hejola report for 10202009
Hejola report for 10202009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Jonathon barrio, bill diaz has the day off. Besides being lock down for almost all day yesterday its good to breath again.But let’s go to our award winning barrio headline news:
Two men arrested for the murder of el ojo junior barrio private y panzone caliente.
Barrio braces for more anti-immigration rallies, and riots.
And West residents pissed off at city for not picking up trash.
After a whole bunch of months gone since we had heard anything about the investigation of the murder of this two barrio hero’s panzone caliente y el ojo junior barrio private sometime last year. Well there is good news based on our constable cadena tells us que two men and three dogs have been arrested in this case. We will have a special report on this sometime today.
In other news Westside residents are bracing themselves again for more anti- immigration rally and riots that came along this past weekend at the Westinghouse barrio mall. Several folks were arrested. It seems que la ranchos united have brought in a bunch of raza from other towns and cities to help out. The only good thing some far besides bring the attention to all this about illegal issue, is que esto people are spending chingos de money here in the hood. Some tell us que they sold out of everything possible.
And finally across the street from the anti immigration rally were barrio residents that weren’t too worried about the illegal but more worried about why the city has picked up their trask for several days. Tony Gonzales morales the leader of this group told us que now there was more trash con todo esto people in town . he tell us que it makes our Westside look like a storm hit it. We need our city fathers and mother to stop and smell the air. It smells like shit and we can’t live like this. The city spoke person did show up and promise the good folks from Westside que their trash would be pick up on a regular bases, starting next year.
Ok raza there you have and make sure an watch for our special on who shot panzone y el ojo junior.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Jonathon barrio, bill diaz has the day off. Besides being lock down for almost all day yesterday its good to breath again.But let’s go to our award winning barrio headline news:
Two men arrested for the murder of el ojo junior barrio private y panzone caliente.
Barrio braces for more anti-immigration rallies, and riots.
And West residents pissed off at city for not picking up trash.
After a whole bunch of months gone since we had heard anything about the investigation of the murder of this two barrio hero’s panzone caliente y el ojo junior barrio private sometime last year. Well there is good news based on our constable cadena tells us que two men and three dogs have been arrested in this case. We will have a special report on this sometime today.
In other news Westside residents are bracing themselves again for more anti- immigration rally and riots that came along this past weekend at the Westinghouse barrio mall. Several folks were arrested. It seems que la ranchos united have brought in a bunch of raza from other towns and cities to help out. The only good thing some far besides bring the attention to all this about illegal issue, is que esto people are spending chingos de money here in the hood. Some tell us que they sold out of everything possible.
And finally across the street from the anti immigration rally were barrio residents that weren’t too worried about the illegal but more worried about why the city has picked up their trask for several days. Tony Gonzales morales the leader of this group told us que now there was more trash con todo esto people in town . he tell us que it makes our Westside look like a storm hit it. We need our city fathers and mother to stop and smell the air. It smells like shit and we can’t live like this. The city spoke person did show up and promise the good folks from Westside que their trash would be pick up on a regular bases, starting next year.
Ok raza there you have and make sure an watch for our special on who shot panzone y el ojo junior.
Monday, October 19, 2009
hejola report from new york city 10182009
Hejola report for 10192009 from new york city.
Cchwnn.
New York, new York. Hello once again raza I am bill diaz con my twin brother Jonathon Barrios. As we prepare for that long trip back to Kingsville, We are excited about that. Anyhow lets go con mi brother and see what is the headline news for today:
Thanks pal, I am Jonathon barrio con today’s headline news:
cat show in the park brings law dogs out,
Increase of illegal aliens,
And hug somebody day .
Yesterday at our office here in NYC we have hug a person day. We went into the city and ask person if they didn’t mind if we gave them a big hug. Out of the ten folks we asked if we could give them a hug, none agreed to it. As a matter of fact five of the ten called the cops on us. Once the police arrived, we asked them if we could hug them and they told us que we must be from texas. We said we were.
In other news, nyc barrio report was submitted yesterday recording que a 100 % increase on illegal aliens have increased in the past few years. A group called somebody is watching you, told us que they didn’t want us to mention his name, and he told us que an increase of aliens had jump real high this past few months. Si, los Marions was the most increased group so far. When asked where and how they were getting here he didn’t want to talk about it.
And finally the first annual cat show we tried to put together in the park turned out to be a mad idea. We didn’t know que the local police were going to bring their police dogs, which made lots of the cats kind of nervous. It took at least three hours for cat owners to around there pets and by that time our park permit had expired. Oh well maybe next year.
Ok raza got to go for now, and one last word, I love this city .
Cchwnn.
New York, new York. Hello once again raza I am bill diaz con my twin brother Jonathon Barrios. As we prepare for that long trip back to Kingsville, We are excited about that. Anyhow lets go con mi brother and see what is the headline news for today:
Thanks pal, I am Jonathon barrio con today’s headline news:
cat show in the park brings law dogs out,
Increase of illegal aliens,
And hug somebody day .
Yesterday at our office here in NYC we have hug a person day. We went into the city and ask person if they didn’t mind if we gave them a big hug. Out of the ten folks we asked if we could give them a hug, none agreed to it. As a matter of fact five of the ten called the cops on us. Once the police arrived, we asked them if we could hug them and they told us que we must be from texas. We said we were.
In other news, nyc barrio report was submitted yesterday recording que a 100 % increase on illegal aliens have increased in the past few years. A group called somebody is watching you, told us que they didn’t want us to mention his name, and he told us que an increase of aliens had jump real high this past few months. Si, los Marions was the most increased group so far. When asked where and how they were getting here he didn’t want to talk about it.
And finally the first annual cat show we tried to put together in the park turned out to be a mad idea. We didn’t know que the local police were going to bring their police dogs, which made lots of the cats kind of nervous. It took at least three hours for cat owners to around there pets and by that time our park permit had expired. Oh well maybe next year.
Ok raza got to go for now, and one last word, I love this city .
Friday, October 16, 2009
barrio stock market report for 10162009
Barrio stock market report for 10162009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con today’s award winning stock market report.
It seems que barrio creditors have been having problems collecting this pasted few months says Manuel Gonzeles executive chief. Manuel Gonzalez, told this reporter, si raza many have not made their payments on time and it’s not good for barrio future. The credit costs remain high and are not expected to stay elevated for the foreseeable future in the consumer lending and barrio card services loan portfolios. However gonzales tells us que many of the barrio banks or credit unions are getting closer to the end of loan loss reserves, chinga. It should be a worry to all those that follow our barrio report.
Now for our report:
Tamales, have not seen el tamale man but we are sure que they still at $6.50 a dozen, up from last month.
Tortillas remained stable throughout this past months regardless if they stick to each other. Tortillas closed the week at $1.25 to $1.50 a dozen depending which brand you buy.
Empanadas, remained stable with a slight increase due to thanksgiving just around the corner, ended the month at $.65 each.
Baracoba de cabeza, ended the week at the highest in a few months, ended the month at $6.50 a pound.
Cheap beer took a slight raise this month and not as cheap as it was at last year at this time. Ended the week at $4. 59 a six pack.
Taquitos were up this week due to higher prices of beans and corn, taquitios ended the week at $1.45 each and coffe was extra.
BARRIO WANT ADS:
#349839: two tons of fun for sale, make offer.
#980878: eight ducks and 10 chickens still for sale.
#765433: used play commadrebarrio books, some pages stuck together, make offer for all ten books.
#478364: used tejano clothing for sale, jeans, shirts, belts, hats gone metro. Make offer.
BARRIO REALTORS REPORT:
There are several lots for sale at the end of third and well’s street. Lots have lots of trees and some still have homes on them. Willing to sell all the lots and will run off the residents now living there, oh by the way have not paid rent for several months.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con today’s award winning stock market report.
It seems que barrio creditors have been having problems collecting this pasted few months says Manuel Gonzeles executive chief. Manuel Gonzalez, told this reporter, si raza many have not made their payments on time and it’s not good for barrio future. The credit costs remain high and are not expected to stay elevated for the foreseeable future in the consumer lending and barrio card services loan portfolios. However gonzales tells us que many of the barrio banks or credit unions are getting closer to the end of loan loss reserves, chinga. It should be a worry to all those that follow our barrio report.
Now for our report:
Tamales, have not seen el tamale man but we are sure que they still at $6.50 a dozen, up from last month.
Tortillas remained stable throughout this past months regardless if they stick to each other. Tortillas closed the week at $1.25 to $1.50 a dozen depending which brand you buy.
Empanadas, remained stable with a slight increase due to thanksgiving just around the corner, ended the month at $.65 each.
Baracoba de cabeza, ended the week at the highest in a few months, ended the month at $6.50 a pound.
Cheap beer took a slight raise this month and not as cheap as it was at last year at this time. Ended the week at $4. 59 a six pack.
Taquitos were up this week due to higher prices of beans and corn, taquitios ended the week at $1.45 each and coffe was extra.
BARRIO WANT ADS:
#349839: two tons of fun for sale, make offer.
#980878: eight ducks and 10 chickens still for sale.
#765433: used play commadrebarrio books, some pages stuck together, make offer for all ten books.
#478364: used tejano clothing for sale, jeans, shirts, belts, hats gone metro. Make offer.
BARRIO REALTORS REPORT:
There are several lots for sale at the end of third and well’s street. Lots have lots of trees and some still have homes on them. Willing to sell all the lots and will run off the residents now living there, oh by the way have not paid rent for several months.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 10142009
westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 10142009.
Kingsville,tx.
Hello once again como estan, I am Gloria Guerra con this week awful mall report. I just don't know where to start. Lets see, ok, lets first start con el general fideo vermicelli that is at our main stage.
Si Gloria it was a great weekend and the concerts were great and all the bands showed up. Of course there was a slight delay con estos pincha clowns throwing food all over the places. But once that was under control the tejano bands here were great. Back to Gloria.
Ok now let’s go to alcardio samudio con his report from our damaged second floor of the mall.
Si Gloria you hit the nail right on the head, first of all veronica, who was covering this event is doing well here at the st. Paul's medical center, somehow she got hit on the head con a rubber plastic dildo that one clown threw at her. I am here at the second floor overlooking all the damage done here. First of all lets thank the constable and his 15 vatos and want to thank the Westside warrior residents con their help in controlling the riot here at the second floor. And finally I want to thank the students del "el ojo barrio private school" for helping in controlling this out of control clowns.
The spoken person for the clowns is not aviable at the moment due to the fact que he also got arrested. So Gloria is the final results de todo esa pedo, 27 persons got arrested, 12 were inquired and 7 were sent to a real hospital across the tracks for observation. The total damage of the second floor came of to $23, 789 pesos. So as you can see the damage was great. But all in all the hood or barrio members seemed to have had lots of funny kicking him or her clowns Asses. There are plans for next year’s clown fest to be held outside the mall instead of inside. You know Gloria que drinking is not good for you, especially if you are a clown.
Ok thanks al. our annual Barrio Easter recycle can hunt program when great. There were not major problems only one vato got slapped around by a bunch of folks. But once that was straighten out, the programs continued. The winners of this year’s who got the most can went to la familia Charles, con a total of 55 lbs of recycle cans, la familia Charles has 17 kids and 13 grandchildren, all were in attendance at this year’s recycle can hunt. All and all folks it went great.
Ok that is for now I am Gloria Guerra, have a great tejano day.
Kingsville,tx.
Hello once again como estan, I am Gloria Guerra con this week awful mall report. I just don't know where to start. Lets see, ok, lets first start con el general fideo vermicelli that is at our main stage.
Si Gloria it was a great weekend and the concerts were great and all the bands showed up. Of course there was a slight delay con estos pincha clowns throwing food all over the places. But once that was under control the tejano bands here were great. Back to Gloria.
Ok now let’s go to alcardio samudio con his report from our damaged second floor of the mall.
Si Gloria you hit the nail right on the head, first of all veronica, who was covering this event is doing well here at the st. Paul's medical center, somehow she got hit on the head con a rubber plastic dildo that one clown threw at her. I am here at the second floor overlooking all the damage done here. First of all lets thank the constable and his 15 vatos and want to thank the Westside warrior residents con their help in controlling the riot here at the second floor. And finally I want to thank the students del "el ojo barrio private school" for helping in controlling this out of control clowns.
The spoken person for the clowns is not aviable at the moment due to the fact que he also got arrested. So Gloria is the final results de todo esa pedo, 27 persons got arrested, 12 were inquired and 7 were sent to a real hospital across the tracks for observation. The total damage of the second floor came of to $23, 789 pesos. So as you can see the damage was great. But all in all the hood or barrio members seemed to have had lots of funny kicking him or her clowns Asses. There are plans for next year’s clown fest to be held outside the mall instead of inside. You know Gloria que drinking is not good for you, especially if you are a clown.
Ok thanks al. our annual Barrio Easter recycle can hunt program when great. There were not major problems only one vato got slapped around by a bunch of folks. But once that was straighten out, the programs continued. The winners of this year’s who got the most can went to la familia Charles, con a total of 55 lbs of recycle cans, la familia Charles has 17 kids and 13 grandchildren, all were in attendance at this year’s recycle can hunt. All and all folks it went great.
Ok that is for now I am Gloria Guerra, have a great tejano day.
hejola report for 10152009
Hejola report for 10152009.
Kingsville, TX.
Hello again I am bill Diaz con chingos de bad news. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Several barrio residents run over by their cars.
Barrio woman charged con endangering the welfare of her child.
And finally, the only barrio lawyer arrested for public intoxication.
It seems que John Carrington Torres; barrio attorney was arrested yesterday after el constable cadena found him sleeping off an apparently heavy night of partying and drinking. Mr. Torres was discovered in a neighbor’s yard, his head and half his body inside a garbage can that was tipped over on its side, with his two legs sticking out, his pants was half on and was not wearing a shirt, and not wearing any shoes. Charges will be filed.
It seems que Judy Kimberly Villarreal, was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after she let her daughter ride on top of their van. El constable cadena tells us que la senora villarreal was drunk and need her daughter to get on top of the van so she could give her directions and if she was still on the road on their way home.
In other news, it seems que bad luck is the only luck Juan Pena had last week when several of his relatives were either killed or injured by their own cars.
His first cousin Juan Pena Munoz, age unknown shifted his car into reverse, thinking it was in park, and fell out the driver’s door and ran him over, he was pronounced dead at this own back yard.
His second cousin Irma Pena Gomez, age 42, ran over herself after falling out of her suv as she tried to reach the controls of the access fence at her gated community. She suffered a broken left leg and a broken right arm.
And finally, his third cousin Pat Pena Lopez Morgan was killed when she left her stalled car in “drive” while she crawled underneath it to determine why it wouldn’t start. Pat, accidentally triggered the starter with a 12 inch screwdriver, and the car drove over her. She was also pronounced dead at her home.
Ok raza there you have and have a great tejano day.
Kingsville, TX.
Hello again I am bill Diaz con chingos de bad news. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Several barrio residents run over by their cars.
Barrio woman charged con endangering the welfare of her child.
And finally, the only barrio lawyer arrested for public intoxication.
It seems que John Carrington Torres; barrio attorney was arrested yesterday after el constable cadena found him sleeping off an apparently heavy night of partying and drinking. Mr. Torres was discovered in a neighbor’s yard, his head and half his body inside a garbage can that was tipped over on its side, with his two legs sticking out, his pants was half on and was not wearing a shirt, and not wearing any shoes. Charges will be filed.
It seems que Judy Kimberly Villarreal, was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after she let her daughter ride on top of their van. El constable cadena tells us que la senora villarreal was drunk and need her daughter to get on top of the van so she could give her directions and if she was still on the road on their way home.
In other news, it seems que bad luck is the only luck Juan Pena had last week when several of his relatives were either killed or injured by their own cars.
His first cousin Juan Pena Munoz, age unknown shifted his car into reverse, thinking it was in park, and fell out the driver’s door and ran him over, he was pronounced dead at this own back yard.
His second cousin Irma Pena Gomez, age 42, ran over herself after falling out of her suv as she tried to reach the controls of the access fence at her gated community. She suffered a broken left leg and a broken right arm.
And finally, his third cousin Pat Pena Lopez Morgan was killed when she left her stalled car in “drive” while she crawled underneath it to determine why it wouldn’t start. Pat, accidentally triggered the starter with a 12 inch screwdriver, and the car drove over her. She was also pronounced dead at her home.
Ok raza there you have and have a great tejano day.
Friday, October 9, 2009
westinghouse barrio boxing matches for 10102009
Westinghouse barrio mall for 10102009.
Como estans I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s Commader boxing matches for this weekend:
Match one:
1.Representing chicano cable hot wired news network :
Lamar23.
Vs.
8.Representing los ranchos de south:
Norma de bishop.
Match two:
2.Representing Defenzor:
Maria la vandia.
Vs.
7.Representing gringas bits and pic:
Gringra con ganas.
Match three:
3.Representing Al’sBuena gente :
La BBQ.
Vs.
6.Representing pocho.com;
carmen e.
Match four:
4. Representing la onda tejana Journey:
Lazymuggyo.
Vs.
5.Representing tejanodawghouse:
Tinnita with a V.
The result will be announced next week on report. Hang in there commadre.
Como estans I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s Commader boxing matches for this weekend:
Match one:
1.Representing chicano cable hot wired news network :
Lamar23.
Vs.
8.Representing los ranchos de south:
Norma de bishop.
Match two:
2.Representing Defenzor:
Maria la vandia.
Vs.
7.Representing gringas bits and pic:
Gringra con ganas.
Match three:
3.Representing Al’sBuena gente :
La BBQ.
Vs.
6.Representing pocho.com;
carmen e.
Match four:
4. Representing la onda tejana Journey:
Lazymuggyo.
Vs.
5.Representing tejanodawghouse:
Tinnita with a V.
The result will be announced next week on report. Hang in there commadre.
barrio stock market report for 10092009
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now here is our man of the hour urbano yosabatodo.
Hello again mi raza como estan todos los big spenders?
Well the weekend came to us a little early but who cares lets party all night, but just to let you all know that our creator Daniel has been real ill and not been creative at all lately.
Anyhow here are some interesting facts for you all:
Man does not live alone on love. But you sure can try.
To be married and not be in love is one thing but to be in love and not married that’s the way it should be.
And finally a man does not know what he has until its gone.
Now for our award winning stock market report:
Los tamales: Since winter is just around the corner el tamale guy is on the move again and has told us que lost tamales will go up for sure. The price of tamales is expected to go up to about $6.50 to $7.00 a dozen. In the west coast it wouldn’t surprise us que a tamale will cost you almost $1.50 each. So if you are aware of anyone or any store selling tamales, we recommended que you buy now buy, buy ,buy,now raza at a lower price. Tamales ended the week at $5.25 a dozen.
Los taquitos: Los taquitos remainded stable all this month and as we end the third quarter of the year at $1.45 each and coffee will be extra in some places. How many refills can a person get? Lost taquitos ended the week at $1.10 each in some small hood taco stands.
Las empanadas: Las empanadas market is the only market that has remained stable all year. Even with the lack of rain the price didn’t really go up that much. So if you have any idea on the price of empanadas in your hood let us know, empanadas ended the week at $.75 each.
Las tortillas: As you already know que this week a bunch of families had a rally in front of several tortilla barrio companies complaining about tortilla being purchased , are turning out stuck to each other. Well its seemed that this week a majority of tortilla companies have made some big changes in product. Las tortillas remained stable at $1.25 a dozen .
And finally cheap beer remains on a raise. It seems que it jumped from $3.65 a six pack to $4.65 a six pack oh well.
Barrio want Ads:
#897656: used women underwear all sizes. Make bid for whole stock.
#456754: used tires all sizes from 14 to 22, if you need a special style give us two or three days to see if we can find some on someone’s car.
#98766: lots of easter chickens and ducks left over from this past easter, some still have some color on them but in good shape. Make offer.
#87650: we have 10 hola hoops still on stock make offer.
Barrio realtors report:
We have a small lot on the corner of third and well’s street for sale. The owner tells us que he is willing to move the lot to where you want it to be. Contact Bernie Benoverankissme.
Ok raza there you have it for today, have a great cool evening and remember keep it tejano.
Kingsville,tx. Now here is our man of the hour urbano yosabatodo.
Hello again mi raza como estan todos los big spenders?
Well the weekend came to us a little early but who cares lets party all night, but just to let you all know that our creator Daniel has been real ill and not been creative at all lately.
Anyhow here are some interesting facts for you all:
Man does not live alone on love. But you sure can try.
To be married and not be in love is one thing but to be in love and not married that’s the way it should be.
And finally a man does not know what he has until its gone.
Now for our award winning stock market report:
Los tamales: Since winter is just around the corner el tamale guy is on the move again and has told us que lost tamales will go up for sure. The price of tamales is expected to go up to about $6.50 to $7.00 a dozen. In the west coast it wouldn’t surprise us que a tamale will cost you almost $1.50 each. So if you are aware of anyone or any store selling tamales, we recommended que you buy now buy, buy ,buy,now raza at a lower price. Tamales ended the week at $5.25 a dozen.
Los taquitos: Los taquitos remainded stable all this month and as we end the third quarter of the year at $1.45 each and coffee will be extra in some places. How many refills can a person get? Lost taquitos ended the week at $1.10 each in some small hood taco stands.
Las empanadas: Las empanadas market is the only market that has remained stable all year. Even with the lack of rain the price didn’t really go up that much. So if you have any idea on the price of empanadas in your hood let us know, empanadas ended the week at $.75 each.
Las tortillas: As you already know que this week a bunch of families had a rally in front of several tortilla barrio companies complaining about tortilla being purchased , are turning out stuck to each other. Well its seemed that this week a majority of tortilla companies have made some big changes in product. Las tortillas remained stable at $1.25 a dozen .
And finally cheap beer remains on a raise. It seems que it jumped from $3.65 a six pack to $4.65 a six pack oh well.
Barrio want Ads:
#897656: used women underwear all sizes. Make bid for whole stock.
#456754: used tires all sizes from 14 to 22, if you need a special style give us two or three days to see if we can find some on someone’s car.
#98766: lots of easter chickens and ducks left over from this past easter, some still have some color on them but in good shape. Make offer.
#87650: we have 10 hola hoops still on stock make offer.
Barrio realtors report:
We have a small lot on the corner of third and well’s street for sale. The owner tells us que he is willing to move the lot to where you want it to be. Contact Bernie Benoverankissme.
Ok raza there you have it for today, have a great cool evening and remember keep it tejano.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
hejola report for 10082009
hejola report for 10082009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. now from inside the hood somewhere over the rainbow is david duran. Hola raza como estan? Well now let’s go to our award winning barrio headline news:
Loco vato arrested on glue,
Barrio residents fires shots at county treasurer office,
And honest vato arrested for DUI..
Constable cadena yesterday charged J.p. perez, with several DUI-related offenses. It seems que Mr. Perez, allegedly smashed into a mesquite tree and then tried to leave the scence and drove into a lamppost, then unquestioningly drove himself to the el barrio constable police station to report the accidents. However, once questioned, constable cadena arrested mr. Perez for not having a driver's license nor registration and refused to take a blood-alcohol test. By the way the family who owned the mesquite tree are going to sue mr. Perez for damage done to the oldest mesquite tree in the county.
Several bullets were fired through the office window of county Treasurer Margie Henderson whose’s office is located across the tracks. It seems que lots of people are getting tired and growing displeasure at the delays in her office's tax-appeal hearings. It seems que there is at least twenty –two barrio families hearing are pending. Ms. Henderson told us que ,"Don't they, the vandals, realize it's going to make their tax bills [even] higher when we have to replace these windows?" she is offering a small reward for any information leading to the arrest of this vandals or just call your local “let me put the finger on you” this group can be found in your hood.
And finally Edward Gonzales , 25, was arrested yesterday morning at our local glue factory. It seems mr. Gonzales, according to constable cadena report, as Gonzales stopped to sniff some of the glue he was stealing, he somehow knocked over two large glass containers,spilling their contents. When owners of the factory arrived to work, they found mr. Gonazles sitting immobile, glued to the floor. Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were called to assist in freeding mr Gonzales . and once released he was taken to jail along con some samples of the glue. The constable cadena is still looking for those samples that the vato loco’s took.
Ok folks that is it for today, I am david duran
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. now from inside the hood somewhere over the rainbow is david duran. Hola raza como estan? Well now let’s go to our award winning barrio headline news:
Loco vato arrested on glue,
Barrio residents fires shots at county treasurer office,
And honest vato arrested for DUI..
Constable cadena yesterday charged J.p. perez, with several DUI-related offenses. It seems que Mr. Perez, allegedly smashed into a mesquite tree and then tried to leave the scence and drove into a lamppost, then unquestioningly drove himself to the el barrio constable police station to report the accidents. However, once questioned, constable cadena arrested mr. Perez for not having a driver's license nor registration and refused to take a blood-alcohol test. By the way the family who owned the mesquite tree are going to sue mr. Perez for damage done to the oldest mesquite tree in the county.
Several bullets were fired through the office window of county Treasurer Margie Henderson whose’s office is located across the tracks. It seems que lots of people are getting tired and growing displeasure at the delays in her office's tax-appeal hearings. It seems que there is at least twenty –two barrio families hearing are pending. Ms. Henderson told us que ,"Don't they, the vandals, realize it's going to make their tax bills [even] higher when we have to replace these windows?" she is offering a small reward for any information leading to the arrest of this vandals or just call your local “let me put the finger on you” this group can be found in your hood.
And finally Edward Gonzales , 25, was arrested yesterday morning at our local glue factory. It seems mr. Gonzales, according to constable cadena report, as Gonzales stopped to sniff some of the glue he was stealing, he somehow knocked over two large glass containers,spilling their contents. When owners of the factory arrived to work, they found mr. Gonazles sitting immobile, glued to the floor. Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were called to assist in freeding mr Gonzales . and once released he was taken to jail along con some samples of the glue. The constable cadena is still looking for those samples that the vato loco’s took.
Ok folks that is it for today, I am david duran
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
paris del helles daily 10062009
hejolia report from paris, france : paris del helles daily 10062009.
Cchwnn.
Paris, france: hello once again I am general fideo vermicelle here at our command post in kingsville tx.
Now let us go to paris, france and our correspondent francisco delgado de gaulle.
Hell for the “Paris del helles daily” I am Francisco Delgado de Gaulle correspondent from Paris France.
Now to all my french connection here is our daily headline news:
Bonjour encore de Paris France, je suis francisco de Sr, journaliste de nouvelles. j'ai habité à Paris maintenant pendant presque une année. nous démuni avons fait rapport à beaucoup sur les bases quotidiennes mais avons visité un bon nombre d'emplacements passionnants. nous espérons que si n'importe qui de vous viennent jamais à Paris veuillez venir chez nous. espérez ainsi que tout le monde fait bien et plan pour être à la maison bientôt de Paris France, je suis sr.francisco. now back to fideo in Kingsville tx.
Ok frank and thanks for those nice French words, HUH I think. ok now for our headline news :
Three horse and buggy owners get fine in the hood,
Two commadres get arrested after fight in from of our command post,
And finally country pancho and county Leroy back in town.
Yesterday afternoon our creator Daniel told us que country pancho and county Leroy have signed an agreement to do a musical video for our productions. The song they plan on recording is still pending from which cd they plan to use. They have two cd’s out, “two vatos on the prowl” or two vatos lost in black hills”. After the meeting planned for this weekend we sure hope que them two boys really stick with this project and get this video done.
In other news two commadres were arrested in front of our command post. It seems que one of the commands that has been with a group protesting needed to go to the bathroom. So she just went around the corner of our office and while doing that, the people next door husband somehow got a glimpse of la commadre with her pants down and taking a leak in their back yard .
Now this is where the trouble started. La commadre that lives next door saw el compadre watching that exciting moment que she thought que the other commadre was doing it for him to see her, in which la commadre didn’t realize que el compadre was looking. Well la commadre went and grab la command while she was peeping by the hair and drag here all over the yard, until she la commadre managed to stand up and strap it on con la orta commarde. By the time el constable cadena managed to there, the folks had already broken the fight up and both commadres had to go to the st. pauls medical center for treatment . No charges will be file against neither of them.
And finally, the barrio fathers and mothers are reconsidering on recalling that special law they just passed last week. In which barrio folks can get horse and buggy permits. Well as you might recall que at least 15 permits were issued this week and already three of those horse and buggies have had several accidents in the hood. One of the owners of the horse and buggy told us que the barrio fathers and mothers should not recall this order and give it a changes. The three horse and buggies that were involved in those accidents did not hurt anyone or any of the animals. It was an accident says one of the owners. We don’t have too much details on that yet but are hoping to keep an eye on this matter.
Ok raza got to go and a big shout out to JV VILLANUVEA FROM ALICE TX. AND HAVE A GREAT DAY RAZA AND REMMEVER STAY TEJANO.
Cchwnn.
Paris, france: hello once again I am general fideo vermicelle here at our command post in kingsville tx.
Now let us go to paris, france and our correspondent francisco delgado de gaulle.
Hell for the “Paris del helles daily” I am Francisco Delgado de Gaulle correspondent from Paris France.
Now to all my french connection here is our daily headline news:
Bonjour encore de Paris France, je suis francisco de Sr, journaliste de nouvelles. j'ai habité à Paris maintenant pendant presque une année. nous démuni avons fait rapport à beaucoup sur les bases quotidiennes mais avons visité un bon nombre d'emplacements passionnants. nous espérons que si n'importe qui de vous viennent jamais à Paris veuillez venir chez nous. espérez ainsi que tout le monde fait bien et plan pour être à la maison bientôt de Paris France, je suis sr.francisco. now back to fideo in Kingsville tx.
Ok frank and thanks for those nice French words, HUH I think. ok now for our headline news :
Three horse and buggy owners get fine in the hood,
Two commadres get arrested after fight in from of our command post,
And finally country pancho and county Leroy back in town.
Yesterday afternoon our creator Daniel told us que country pancho and county Leroy have signed an agreement to do a musical video for our productions. The song they plan on recording is still pending from which cd they plan to use. They have two cd’s out, “two vatos on the prowl” or two vatos lost in black hills”. After the meeting planned for this weekend we sure hope que them two boys really stick with this project and get this video done.
In other news two commadres were arrested in front of our command post. It seems que one of the commands that has been with a group protesting needed to go to the bathroom. So she just went around the corner of our office and while doing that, the people next door husband somehow got a glimpse of la commadre with her pants down and taking a leak in their back yard .
Now this is where the trouble started. La commadre that lives next door saw el compadre watching that exciting moment que she thought que the other commadre was doing it for him to see her, in which la commadre didn’t realize que el compadre was looking. Well la commadre went and grab la command while she was peeping by the hair and drag here all over the yard, until she la commadre managed to stand up and strap it on con la orta commarde. By the time el constable cadena managed to there, the folks had already broken the fight up and both commadres had to go to the st. pauls medical center for treatment . No charges will be file against neither of them.
And finally, the barrio fathers and mothers are reconsidering on recalling that special law they just passed last week. In which barrio folks can get horse and buggy permits. Well as you might recall que at least 15 permits were issued this week and already three of those horse and buggies have had several accidents in the hood. One of the owners of the horse and buggy told us que the barrio fathers and mothers should not recall this order and give it a changes. The three horse and buggies that were involved in those accidents did not hurt anyone or any of the animals. It was an accident says one of the owners. We don’t have too much details on that yet but are hoping to keep an eye on this matter.
Ok raza got to go and a big shout out to JV VILLANUVEA FROM ALICE TX. AND HAVE A GREAT DAY RAZA AND REMMEVER STAY TEJANO.
Monday, October 5, 2009
hejola report for 10072009
Hejolia report for 10072009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.
Now from our command post here is our creator Daniel Lopez.
Once again raza I come out of my darkest room just to say que we are back from a real serious flu and out for a week. But once again, we are planning to do some major changes sometime this week. As you might already know que La Chi’na Cano de china Nuevo Leon has been our host a few times and we thank her for her assistances and leadership here. But sometime this week la china will be leaving on assignment. So with that on mind let’s go con la china Cano.
Hello again raza, well there you have it. What can I say, when Daniel tells us que we are on the move, we are on that move. But for now let’s go to our headline news for today:
Horse and buggy permits are on the increase,
Three vato’s get busted while watching a fight at the mall
And finally la tortilla war of 2005 continues:
Yesterday afternoon several groups of people continue to protest and parade in front of our command posting. This all came about on our investigating reporting on how bad las tortillas are being made here in the hood. A few weeks ago we reported que a majority of las tortillas have been found stuck to each other and not been able to eat then nor enjoy them. Several threats had been made to us by mail and email and by phone . So now we have hired el ojo barrio private to keep guard over our center. More detail on a press release we plan on doing sometime this week.
In other news we had the opportunity to witness the arrest of several vato’s at the mall. It seems que esto had warrants out for them already and must had forgotten about them. Anyhow somehow one of the community members of LET ME PUT THE FINGER ON YOU committee saw them there and called the real cops from across the tracks. Si says EL grodo Munoz, we love to put the finger on people and we do a darn good job of it. And these three vato’s had been wanted for at least several months and we got them. So raza if you have a warrant or doing something wrong we are going to get you or stay home.
And finally this past week on our side of the tracks, at our city hall room told us que at least seventeen horse and buggy permits had been approved for operations here on our side of the tracks. Yes said Mario Monster que its seem que los few taxi owners have agreed to convert their taxis into the old horse and buggy services since the price of gas has gone up here in the hood. The $1000.00 permit fee will include the hoods part of sweeping up la caca que los horse might leave behind.
Oh by the way the city is looking for a few good men or women who love to sweep caca up. Passed EXPERNICE is needed for this job. So if you or you know somebody que loves to sweep caca contact us at our command post. Ok that all raza. THANKS AGAIN .
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.
Now from our command post here is our creator Daniel Lopez.
Once again raza I come out of my darkest room just to say que we are back from a real serious flu and out for a week. But once again, we are planning to do some major changes sometime this week. As you might already know que La Chi’na Cano de china Nuevo Leon has been our host a few times and we thank her for her assistances and leadership here. But sometime this week la china will be leaving on assignment. So with that on mind let’s go con la china Cano.
Hello again raza, well there you have it. What can I say, when Daniel tells us que we are on the move, we are on that move. But for now let’s go to our headline news for today:
Horse and buggy permits are on the increase,
Three vato’s get busted while watching a fight at the mall
And finally la tortilla war of 2005 continues:
Yesterday afternoon several groups of people continue to protest and parade in front of our command posting. This all came about on our investigating reporting on how bad las tortillas are being made here in the hood. A few weeks ago we reported que a majority of las tortillas have been found stuck to each other and not been able to eat then nor enjoy them. Several threats had been made to us by mail and email and by phone . So now we have hired el ojo barrio private to keep guard over our center. More detail on a press release we plan on doing sometime this week.
In other news we had the opportunity to witness the arrest of several vato’s at the mall. It seems que esto had warrants out for them already and must had forgotten about them. Anyhow somehow one of the community members of LET ME PUT THE FINGER ON YOU committee saw them there and called the real cops from across the tracks. Si says EL grodo Munoz, we love to put the finger on people and we do a darn good job of it. And these three vato’s had been wanted for at least several months and we got them. So raza if you have a warrant or doing something wrong we are going to get you or stay home.
And finally this past week on our side of the tracks, at our city hall room told us que at least seventeen horse and buggy permits had been approved for operations here on our side of the tracks. Yes said Mario Monster que its seem que los few taxi owners have agreed to convert their taxis into the old horse and buggy services since the price of gas has gone up here in the hood. The $1000.00 permit fee will include the hoods part of sweeping up la caca que los horse might leave behind.
Oh by the way the city is looking for a few good men or women who love to sweep caca up. Passed EXPERNICE is needed for this job. So if you or you know somebody que loves to sweep caca contact us at our command post. Ok that all raza. THANKS AGAIN .
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