hejola report for 10222009

Hejola report for 10222009.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza como estan, well there has been chingos de action this past few days so lets get to our award winning barrio headline news.

barrio robber busted at st. paul’ medical center.
Barrio doctors tell us que increase of tapeworms.
And finally family feud kills several family members.
According to constable cadena report, he tells us que two barrio families that have been feuding for at ten years created a big ass ruckus late last night. It seems que la family Martinez killed la family Munoz’s cat, so when el senor found out he went over and shot la family Martinez prize winning pit bull. So when mr. Martinez found out he went over and shot mr. munoz and his oldest daughter. By the time el constable got there, several shots were fired at his barrio security force 666 and wounding at four of el constable staff. Furthermore before he could shoot el constable cadena, he manager to shoot el senor Martinez in the head several times, fatally wounding mr. Martinez. Charges are still pending due to the fact que no witness were alive to point out who fired the first shot.
In other odd news, Yesterday afternoon el doctor DR. CHON CHINGO CHON, medical leader for St. paul’s medical center gave Westside residents some real bad news at el barrio cruz rojo community center. He told the crowd of about 3 people que eating taco and other great Mexican dishes was a very serious matter for all off those that lived on our side of the tracks (Westside). He pointed out que some of those tapeworms grow inside many of us and can get up about 100 feet in length. He recommends que in order to prevent the little worms, he recommend eating more Chinese food, who by the way owns one right here at the Westinghouse barrio mall. At the same time he gave out discount cards to all the crowd. He plans on publishing his report in a view months con el Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter.
And finally, It seems que chuy Ruelas, age unknown (32), visited the st. paul’s medical center late last night as he fled from El Barrio taco stand #7 that he had robber. It seems que chuy was running through la comadre backyards and didn’t see la commadre Maria Munoz cloth line which knocked him down and fell into a dig right next to her back yard, causing him to tumble down the dig and into a big hole. In doing this he lost control of his gun and his stash, during his fall. When he reported to the medical center he had a broken left leg, right arm and a real serious burn around his neck. The staff at the medical center were very suspicious when they asked him on how he was going to pay, and he pulled out the deposit bag from el barrio taco stand #7. Staff then called 918 and contacted el constable cadena. Chuy was arrested at the medical center.
Ok raza, just to make an odd point, keep your cats and dogs locked up.