hejola report for 10212009

Hejola report for 10212009.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan todos? Well if hard times have not hit your hood its just a matter of time. But for now let’s go to our award winning barrio headline news:
Two vato’s hold bingo players hostages.
Five arrested for doing a good deed.
And finally, la commadre Esmeral Quinones arrested for prostitution.
As our nation’s economy is in the down swing so is la commadre Quniones. El constable cadena arrested la commadre Esmeral Quniones age unknown last week at the corner of third and wells, for prostitution. It seems que she was giving oral sex to our barrio tamale stock market correspondent in exchange for insight information and a few dozens of tamales. She pleaded quilty today. She was sentenced to several weeks at our local barrio hold cell and fined $ 100 peso.
In other news,and Two barrio vatos held 32 people hostage for several hours as the constable cadena y su barrio 666 security surround the Monday “blue tennis bingo night” at our local barrio bingo house , were eventually tricked outside the by the their own bingo player hostages and were arrested, it seems that the bingo players convinced los dos vatos que they should change clothing and release them was their only shot. As the hostages were released the two vatos seemed to appear to be part of of the hostage bingo group bu the only problem was they were wearing army booths. Both were arrested as everyone pointed them out.
And finally, It seems que la commadre next door heard la commadre living next door screaming, so she and her four brothers quickly when over and beat up the 57 year old man who was with la commadre. It seemed que la commadre that was screaming was having consensual sex and that was good sex at that. El constable tells us que la commadre next door y su four brothers will be charged con assault, pesse hejola.
Ok raza there you have it. we have some real bad news today, our creator has just been informed que his girlfriend dump him and is real sad, if you have anyone in your life willing to share it with an old man please contact us asap.