hejola report for 10152009

Hejola report for 10152009.
Kingsville, TX.
Hello again I am bill Diaz con chingos de bad news. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Several barrio residents run over by their cars.
Barrio woman charged con endangering the welfare of her child.
And finally, the only barrio lawyer arrested for public intoxication.
It seems que John Carrington Torres; barrio attorney was arrested yesterday after el constable cadena found him sleeping off an apparently heavy night of partying and drinking. Mr. Torres was discovered in a neighbor’s yard, his head and half his body inside a garbage can that was tipped over on its side, with his two legs sticking out, his pants was half on and was not wearing a shirt, and not wearing any shoes. Charges will be filed.
It seems que Judy Kimberly Villarreal, was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after she let her daughter ride on top of their van. El constable cadena tells us que la senora villarreal was drunk and need her daughter to get on top of the van so she could give her directions and if she was still on the road on their way home.
In other news, it seems que bad luck is the only luck Juan Pena had last week when several of his relatives were either killed or injured by their own cars.
His first cousin Juan Pena Munoz, age unknown shifted his car into reverse, thinking it was in park, and fell out the driver’s door and ran him over, he was pronounced dead at this own back yard.
His second cousin Irma Pena Gomez, age 42, ran over herself after falling out of her suv as she tried to reach the controls of the access fence at her gated community. She suffered a broken left leg and a broken right arm.
And finally, his third cousin Pat Pena Lopez Morgan was killed when she left her stalled car in “drive” while she crawled underneath it to determine why it wouldn’t start. Pat, accidentally triggered the starter with a 12 inch screwdriver, and the car drove over her. She was also pronounced dead at her home.
Ok raza there you have and have a great tejano day.