hejola report for 10072009

Hejolia report for 10072009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.
Now from our command post here is our creator Daniel Lopez.
Once again raza I come out of my darkest room just to say que we are back from a real serious flu and out for a week. But once again, we are planning to do some major changes sometime this week. As you might already know que La Chi’na Cano de china Nuevo Leon has been our host a few times and we thank her for her assistances and leadership here. But sometime this week la china will be leaving on assignment. So with that on mind let’s go con la china Cano.
Hello again raza, well there you have it. What can I say, when Daniel tells us que we are on the move, we are on that move. But for now let’s go to our headline news for today:
Horse and buggy permits are on the increase,
Three vato’s get busted while watching a fight at the mall
And finally la tortilla war of 2005 continues:

Yesterday afternoon several groups of people continue to protest and parade in front of our command posting. This all came about on our investigating reporting on how bad las tortillas are being made here in the hood. A few weeks ago we reported que a majority of las tortillas have been found stuck to each other and not been able to eat then nor enjoy them. Several threats had been made to us by mail and email and by phone . So now we have hired el ojo barrio private to keep guard over our center. More detail on a press release we plan on doing sometime this week.
In other news we had the opportunity to witness the arrest of several vato’s at the mall. It seems que esto had warrants out for them already and must had forgotten about them. Anyhow somehow one of the community members of LET ME PUT THE FINGER ON YOU committee saw them there and called the real cops from across the tracks. Si says EL grodo Munoz, we love to put the finger on people and we do a darn good job of it. And these three vato’s had been wanted for at least several months and we got them. So raza if you have a warrant or doing something wrong we are going to get you or stay home.
And finally this past week on our side of the tracks, at our city hall room told us que at least seventeen horse and buggy permits had been approved for operations here on our side of the tracks. Yes said Mario Monster que its seem que los few taxi owners have agreed to convert their taxis into the old horse and buggy services since the price of gas has gone up here in the hood. The $1000.00 permit fee will include the hoods part of sweeping up la caca que los horse might leave behind.
Oh by the way the city is looking for a few good men or women who love to sweep caca up. Passed EXPERNICE is needed for this job. So if you or you know somebody que loves to sweep caca contact us at our command post. Ok that all raza. THANKS AGAIN .