hejola report for 10082009

hejola report for 10082009.
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Kingsville,tx. now from inside the hood somewhere over the rainbow is david duran. Hola raza como estan? Well now let’s go to our award winning barrio headline news:
Loco vato arrested on glue,
Barrio residents fires shots at county treasurer office,
And honest vato arrested for DUI..
Constable cadena yesterday charged J.p. perez, with several DUI-related offenses. It seems que Mr. Perez, allegedly smashed into a mesquite tree and then tried to leave the scence and drove into a lamppost, then unquestioningly drove himself to the el barrio constable police station to report the accidents. However, once questioned, constable cadena arrested mr. Perez for not having a driver's license nor registration and refused to take a blood-alcohol test. By the way the family who owned the mesquite tree are going to sue mr. Perez for damage done to the oldest mesquite tree in the county.
Several bullets were fired through the office window of county Treasurer Margie Henderson whose’s office is located across the tracks. It seems que lots of people are getting tired and growing displeasure at the delays in her office's tax-appeal hearings. It seems que there is at least twenty –two barrio families hearing are pending. Ms. Henderson told us que ,"Don't they, the vandals, realize it's going to make their tax bills [even] higher when we have to replace these windows?" she is offering a small reward for any information leading to the arrest of this vandals or just call your local “let me put the finger on you” this group can be found in your hood.
And finally Edward Gonzales , 25, was arrested yesterday morning at our local glue factory. It seems mr. Gonzales, according to constable cadena report, as Gonzales stopped to sniff some of the glue he was stealing, he somehow knocked over two large glass containers,spilling their contents. When owners of the factory arrived to work, they found mr. Gonazles sitting immobile, glued to the floor. Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were called to assist in freeding mr Gonzales . and once released he was taken to jail along con some samples of the glue. The constable cadena is still looking for those samples that the vato loco’s took.
Ok folks that is it for today, I am david duran