barrio stock market report for 05312013

 

Barrio stock market report for 05312013.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market report. We here and your over there have a feeling que the gas will be at or close to $5.00 a gallon by the end of the year, here in our barrio it really doesn’t matter, you know why?
Now let’s get to that award winning barrio stock market report :
>Los taquitos, ...ended the week at $1.25 each, coffee is extra. But could return to its regular price.
>Los tamales took a dive up on that steady pass this week, but ended the week at $6.50 a dozen.
>Las tortillas, the price is going up. Las tortillas $1.35 a pack. Think corn tortillas? Yea.
La barbacoa de caberas ended the week higher than last week, $7.00 a lb. llama barbeque at $2.50 lbs. it’s the solution.
< cheap beer is cheaper but steady going up, ended the week at $1.99 a can.
< a bag of 5 pound bag of pinto beans is going for $2.25.
Barrio want ads:
#5698: for sale used shoes and tennis shoes, size 14.
Barrio realtors : no one has any lots for sale this week.
Ok there you have and the answer to the question above is? Just walk and think yoga?

hejola report for 05292013

Hejola report for 05292013

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx Como estan and I am Jonathon barrio your new host, bill Diaz is on assignment.  

Now for our hejola headline news:

Westinghouse barrio mall continues its leadership in la onda tejana.

Cchwnn has been declared the new Chicano movement.

And finally a brief report from our man David Duran on his second journey.

Now a few words for our vato on his second trip around the world, here is his documented report from Rome, Italy where he has been there for at least a month. Are you there David:

David: “ciao come siamo che facciamo, sono duran di david che segnala da Roma, Italia. è così posto historial uno dovrebbe vivere qui un tempo di vita per visitare tutti i relativi luoghi e la storia che ha casted circa noi la gente è grande e saremo qui un mese per vedere quanto possiamo imparare circa questo posto bello”.

Now a few words from our friend at the Westinghouse barrio mall Gloria Guerra.

Si  thank you Jonathon barrio. This week we will have la commadre boxing matches, at our taqucha barrio sports complexes the start of our barrio taqucha conjunto soccer season start Saturday and el barrio conjunto enchanted land theme park will have its summer series of conjunto award winners concerts. All this will be announced sooner or later, la voz del Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter and now back to Jonathon.

Thanks Gloria a great job out there at the mall pushing for la onda tejana. Now a political stand from our creator Daniel here is general fideo vermicelli.

Si our leader Daniel is a very bold man. He just got barred from a so-called Chicano site. Our posting their lead us to believe que muchos Chicanos is self-destructives. Such sites censor its memberships. It’s sad que not all agree with our posting on different site. We understand that and we encourage to just skip our chit.  Now, when we get barred from a website, where we have posted for at least 60 days and not one hit. Well we know that no one is interested. The only one it seems that is reading our news is the owner of this so-called Chicano site. He and he alone disagreed with one of our news coverage. He decides to call us up on it and calls us a bunch of drunks and tired of babysitting us. When in reality we are the only ones visiting that web site.

 

We declared que la onda Chicana will live forever. We declared que we trust and have always respected the owners ship of website that make themselves public when the start a message board. We declared que we alone will determine our future. We declared que we will love all our brothers and sister that are determined to make and keep la onda alive in wherever mention we use.

From our command post here in Kingsville tex. I am Jonathon barrios.

Your business is our business and my business is none of your business.

 

Hejola report for 05212013.

Cchwnn:

 

Hello once again mi raza como estant todos. We have lots to cover this morning, so lets get to our barrio headline news:

 

Barrio education suffers serious wounds,

Pincha vato tries to rob barrio cellular phone shop.

And finally la commadre Susie arrested for hiring a hit man.

 

Yesterday we found out que el constable cadena y some real cops from across the tracks have come over to the Westside to arrest maria perez and charged her con hiring a hit man to help her try and kill six person, so she could steal a brick of cocaine. But in turn it turned out to be “barrios mama luz queso fresco cheese” .

According to el constable, ms. Perez had peeped inside this folks window and saw this large block of crubly, white, barrio-cuisine cheese on their kitchen table and thought it was a big pile of cocaine. The report says que she had plotted to return that evening and kill anyone in the home old enough to testify against her. pesse hejola.

 

In other news, Jimmy smithwick, a barrio educator, having return from the war with a paperweight he found there. Mr smithwick was hospitalized at the st. paul’s medical center here at the Westinghouse barrio mall with severe burns and shrapnel wounds, and lost part of his left hand, when he try to smash a cockroach with a his newly found paperweight on his desk. The some called paperweight was a 40 mm artillery shell, unknown to mr smithwick, was still alive. Mr smithwick was also charged with the endangerment of his students. Oh by the way mr smithwick was rushed to a real hospital after the folks at the st pauls medical center couldn’t do not for him here.

 

And finally, el constable again is asking barrio members for its help in finding el vato who tried to burglarize the only barrio cellular phone shop sometime last night. The store owner Max soso Chonz, told us que the dude que whoa trya roba oura storea trieda toa shoota opena thea doorsa locka , buta ita seema que thea bulleta ricocheteda anda hita thea mana ina thea chesta, knockinga hima downa. Mr. chonz also told us que he was sure que the bullet likely did not break the skin but said que probablya startlinga anda painfula, alsoa quea thisa mana vomiteda ata thea scenea beforea hea fleda.  So the constable is asking anyone in the hood for information leading to who did this crime. There is a small reward being offered.

 

Well raza there you have it for today.

 

hejola report for 05152013

 west side warrior news for 05152013.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx.  Now from the dark side of town here is Lewis Mojo Lewis.

Hello, how are we doing today?  Now that report from our side of the street, so let’s see what the headline news is for today:

Increase on injured firefighters,

KKK signs placed in front of white folks home.

And spy equipment stolen.

 

It was announced yesterday that los vatos loco barrio volunteer firefighters have had more injured in their fire station accidents last year than in putting out fires in the hood. El barrio fathers and mothers will discuss this matter at our next barrio meeting,  On how to cut down on the number of accidents? One step is not to allow los vatos volunteers to drink and you know what  during their stay overnight at the fire house center.

In other news this past weekend constable cadena y su staff were investigating the large number of cars vandals and damaged along con writing of “KKK” and various racial epithets on the houses of three Hispanic families, include a mix marrage. It seems que los vatos that did this damaged didn’t realize que the black hood didn’t start three blocks down the street, well at least not from here. The constable stated to us que  It had to be them folks from across the tracks. They just hate non white holidays says constable cadena.

And finally the U. S.  of A. Drug Enforcement Administration Barrio office from across the tracks made a public announcement yesterday at all our local churches that a valuable piece of spying technology had been stolen from the back sit of a U.S. of A Customs agency van car while at a service station. The main dude or the head of the office is asked the public’s help for its return, and offered a small reward, but refused to identify the object except to say that it was palm-sized. Said the supervisor, “For security reasons, I can’t say what it looked like”. But if you see it let us know and we will tell you if that is what we are looking for.

 

Well that is it for today, folks so be cool and hang low. I am lewis mojo lewis.

hejola report for 05142013

Hejola report for 05142013.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello Maria la vandia here con today’s award winning headline news. Oh by the way esta vato Bill Diaz is on assignment.

Barrio stock market office broken into.

Real tejanos pissed at cchwnn.

And finally barrio veterans honored.

Tomorrow all twenty five barrio men and women will be honored at the Westinghouse barrio mall. In addition all this veterans will be eligible for the raffle of that 1979 ford whatever,. The car was donated by los vato loco volunteer firefighters. The loco’s tell us que the lucky winner really doesn’t have to invest too much money in fixing the 1979 ford whatever. Besides two tires, new battery, three window and a bad exhaust system the car is ok. Oh by the way if the winner doesn’t mine the car painted red and with giant letters stating volunteer’s. good luck esto veterans and thanks for your services.

Yesterday we got several calls from what we think are straight tejanos  telling  us que we need to lay off the gay stuff and keep it Tejano news only. In addition they also told us que if we didn’t we are going to pay for it, which bring us to the question , how and when will they give us the funds to keep this news going.. huh.

And finally, Yesterday evening some smart butt person broke into our barrio stock market and stole all the samples that we get on a weekly matter in order for us to determine the report. Now that those samples have been taken we will not be able to give you that report. But if you see someone con chingos de packages de tortilla, tamales, and cheap beer let someone know.

 

Ok keep it Tejano esa..

hejola report for 050132013

 hejola report for 05132013

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx. Hello again mi raza como estan, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning hejolia report.  But first of all what’s up with all this rain, it just tell me we might just get that big one this year. And now for that award winning headline news.

Fire smoke alarms drive back in the hood,

Three barrio members get honored.

And another barrio study looking for you.

El primo’s son Matthew Molina a graduate student, ranked 123 in his class of 123, at our local college has asked us to ask you barrio members if anyone was interested in a new study of obesity he is conducting. An was looking for several  large people he can test on and hoping to get a larger test groups results so his study can mean something. So if you are a large person wanting to make a large impact and one of the larger test groups please write to us a cchwnn@netscape.net. At large.

Three barrio members were honored last night at the local bingo house on the heroic effort they did in saving the lives of several old folks. Los tress reyes  brothers, harpoon, chango, y chingo we all honor on how they bravely the entered a burning home and save the older couple from burning, oh besides them ripping off a few things, the constable decided not to file charges against them. Dang it must be good to be a crack hea!!!.

And finally, its back and our loco volunteer firefighters will be out in the street again, this weekend looking for spare changes in order to purchase smoke alarms for every barrio home. They had almost reached their goal last year but that one party really messed it up in which they ate about 20 packs of instant popcorn, ear marked for fire home alarm.

Oh  if you hadn’t realize that our locos had decided several years ago that instant popcorn packages were being used as smoke alarms. You see, they  fiqure que if the popping don’t wake your butt  up,  the smell would. So if you see those vatos at the corner of your barrio street, hey go ahead and drop a few coins and save a life.

Well there you have it folks I am bill diaz an have a great day.

barrio stock market report for 05102013

Barrio stock market report for 05102013

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market report. Last week we informed you that we were going to include the prices of pinto beans and rice.  We have added a brief summary of our finding on this topic matter.

On our research for the different prices for pinto beans, we discovered que there are chingos de different varieties of ways you can purchasing them, either by the bag or can.  The price range for a 16 oz. can of pinto beans go from $1.67 to $1.78.  Now if you are a Susie home maker and like to cook your own pinto beans, we encourage you to buy the 25 pound bag, which really is a better deal, the price of that 25 pound bag is going for $20.45.

Now let’s talk about that darn rice. Besides the whole darn world eating rice, it  was a bit of a difficult matter. On our research we found more rice in dog food que rice sold along. But as continued our search, we finally discovered that rice comes in many more forms that pinto bean. We discovered que you can purchase rice in a box, pre-cooked, bagged and also found it in many food combinations. The price of rice varieties  and the how much you buy is also an important variable. 

Now unless you got chopsticks and are on a rice diet, the 50 pound bag wouldn’t be a bad idea on purchasing.  But now we can put the blame on chingos de things but that’s what this report is not about.  Now a small size bag of rice, like a 20 lbs is going for $19.50. and if that’s too big I am sure we could find a small bag, in which might be limited in some stores.

Now let’s get to that award winning barrio stock market report :

>Los taquitos  stable from last week, ended the week at $1.50 each, coffee is extra. But could go up.

>Los  tamales are on a steady increase, which we noticed a few weeks ago, but took a dive up on that steady pass this week, but ended the week at $6.00 a dozen.

>Las tortillas, are beyond prediction, but for sure the price is going up. Las tortillas $1.75 a pack. Think corn tortillas? Yea.

 La barbacoa de caberas remained stable, ended the week higher than last week, $7.00 a lb. llama barbeque at $2.50 lbs. it’s the solution.

< cheap beer is cheaper somewhere else. A 16 oz. is steady at $1.19. real good. But we predict to remain stable.

< a bag of 5 pound bag of pinto beans is going for $2.25.

Barrio want ads:

#5698: for sale used shoes and tennis shoes, size 14.

#8954: still looking for a young woman to live with older man, will provide maid outfit. Weekly salary.

#9862: we still have some baby now big easter chickens and ducks for sale, some still in good health, make offer.

#7652: womens underwear for sale, one size fits all, different colors and different types, make offer for the whole lot.

 

Barrio realtors :

Ocean front property for sale in palito blanco, the ocean is just a few hours away, make offer for the three lots found in this great ocean front street.

Ok raza there you have it for today, and  have a great mother day mother.

hejola report for 05092013

Hejola report for 05062013.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Once again I am bill Diaz con today barrio headline news. Well it’s like every year mothers brings the best of everyone. Yea. Now for barrio headline news:
Barrio 811 emergency calls place on hold.
22 arrested yesterday CINCO DE MAYO fest.
Two ways to love your mother.
Well base on a mother’s day survey we took there are only two way, the results of our mothers day survey, it seems there are only two ways to really love your mother, either by visiting here for several hours or giving her ten bucks an stay for ten minutes, that was the results of this study. Oh yea after we interviews ten barrio members, we determined que these results are very important to many.
In other news, Well if you though that CINCO DE MAYO FEST, WAS A DAY of rest will your freaking wrong. Out of the 22 arrests made yesterday 15 were mothers who took it on their own to start chit all that might have happen ten years ago or more. From fighting at a backyard barbeque to breaking window at the local bar, that is what el constable cadena told us yesterday. Oh yea it was a better year this year compared to other years, where fewer mothers, for some reason or another took their frustrations out less this year.
And finally, It seems that if you would have an emergency and called the barrio emergency call hotline this coming mother’s day, you would will put on hold due to all el pedo going on in the hood. It seems que so much chit was going on que all lines might find themselves real busy for at minimum of 3 hours, starting around 6pm to around 1159 pm, based on what el constable just informed us. So if you plan on starting some chit don’t do it this coming mother’s day.
Well there you have it for today, and keep it Tejano.

hejola report for 05062013

Hejola report for 05062013.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Once again I am bill Diaz con today barrio headline news. Well it’s like every year mothers brings the best of everyone. Yea. Now for barrio headline news:

Barrio 811 emergency calls place on hold.

22 arrested yesterday CINCO DE MAYO  fest.

Two ways to love your mother.

Well base on a mother’s day survey we took there are only two way, the results of our mothers day survey, it seems there are only two ways to really love your mother, either by visiting here for several hours or giving her ten bucks an stay for ten minutes, that was the results of this study. Oh yea after we interviews ten barrio members, we determined que these results  are very important to many.

In other news, Well if you though that CINCO DE MAYO FEST, WAS A DAY of rest will your freaking wrong. Out of the 22 arrests made yesterday 15 were mothers who took it on their own to start chit all that might have happen ten years ago or more. From fighting at a backyard barbeque to breaking window at the local bar, that is what el constable cadena told us yesterday. Oh yea it was a better year this year compared to other years, where fewer mothers, for some reason or another took their frustrations out less this year.

And finally, It seems that if you would have an emergency and called the barrio emergency call hotline this coming mother’s day, you would will  put on hold due to all el pedo going on in the hood. It seems que so much chit was going on que all lines might find themselves real  busy for at minimum of  3 hours, starting around 6pm to around 1159 pm, based on  what el constable just informed us. So if you plan on starting some chit don’t do it this coming mother’s day.

Well there you have it for today, and keep it Tejano.

barrio stock market report for 05032013

Barrio  stock market report for 05032013.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx. Hello guys, I am Urbano Yosabatodo, how are we doing. For those who say that the worse is yet to come, well it’s already out and we all just have to be more wishful than watchful. Usually, news like this is a reason one buys and sells barrio stocks. This sector is notoriously cyclical because high prices compared to previous years, has lead us to believe that farmers have to increase their production of corn, soy beans, hogs or chicken in the future.

The only problem with this is that the increased production becomes over production, which of course crushing prices and profits for all farmers and their stocks. I am sure we still do, but did you know that our government at one time paid farmers not to plant and avoid overproduction that would have forced farmers to cut back on production. So in turn we the consumers have to pay more, while in time the farmer’s production cuts turn into shortage that drives up farm good prices and of course farm profits.  And then, the cycle starts again.

So you see we will never win this game of prices and goods. All we have to do is just be prepared to pay more or less. We usually don’t ask too many questions at the story. Folks in the hood are so use to paying for stuff we need regardless if it’s more or less. Regardless of recession, depression, or oppression, it makes no difference  we just pay for it.

 

But for now let’s get to that award winning barrio stock market report:

 

Los taquitos stable from last week, ended the week at $1.50 each, coffee is extra. But could go up.

Los tamales are on a steady increase, which we noticed a few weeks ago, but took a dive up down this week,  ended the week at $5.00 a dozen.

Las tortillas, are beyond prediction, but for sure the price is going up. Las tortillas $1.75 a pack. Think corn tortillas? Yea.

La barbacoa de caberas remained stable, ended the week at bit higher compared to last week, $7.00 a lb. llama barbeque at $2.50 lbs. it’s the solution.

Las empanadas are on a roll now , and their prices are sky high, las empanadas took an increase ending the week at $.69 each. Pesse hejola.

Cheap beer is cheaper somewhere else. A 16 oz. is steady at $1.89. real good. But we predict to remain stable for the rest of the quarter year.

Barrio realtors:

#4598- for sale easter chickens and ducks, some still have color on them. Make bit for the flock.

#9876- used tires for sale all sizes, must make appointment to determine what size. 

Ok folks there you have it have a great Tejano day.

hejola report for 05022013

Hejola report for 05022013.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning  barrio headline news:

Two vato’s  arrested for stealing gas.

Two  vato’s escape while being transported.

And finally some darn good news.

Some good news hit the hood today , when the power went out. It seems that went things go wrong for some folks things go good for others, which was the case of two families. The power went off from the corner of third and wells up to the other corner of wells and third street. The power went off just as one family was getting ready to put their Christmas light on and the family from across the street were preparing to remove their Christmas lights. Both families were very disappointed que they found out que the whole west side had lost power due to the  fact que the two locations where folks paid their bills shut down and never really pay anyone’ s bills. An investigation will be conducted once the power comes back up.

Two vato’s better known as two vato’s were arrested yesterday for stealing gasoline from an abandon truck, left behind about ten years ago. While trying to steal the gas the two vato’s couldn’t even open the gas cap never the less steal any gas. Both men were arrested on the location and we transported to the other side of the tracks.

The two vato’s being transported to the jail house across the tracks ran out of gas. While the police man left the two in his squad car to see if he could find gas, the two vatos managed to escape from the car. A few hours later the two vatos were seen entering the barrio gay bar two tons of fun. No report of theire whereabouts, the constable is looking for your help in finding this two men, please contact the constable If you have any information about them.

Ok raza have a great day.