hejola report for 05062013

Hejola report for 05062013.

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Kingsville, TX. Once again I am bill Diaz con today barrio headline news. Well it’s like every year mothers brings the best of everyone. Yea. Now for barrio headline news:

Barrio 811 emergency calls place on hold.

22 arrested yesterday CINCO DE MAYO  fest.

Two ways to love your mother.

Well base on a mother’s day survey we took there are only two way, the results of our mothers day survey, it seems there are only two ways to really love your mother, either by visiting here for several hours or giving her ten bucks an stay for ten minutes, that was the results of this study. Oh yea after we interviews ten barrio members, we determined que these results  are very important to many.

In other news, Well if you though that CINCO DE MAYO FEST, WAS A DAY of rest will your freaking wrong. Out of the 22 arrests made yesterday 15 were mothers who took it on their own to start chit all that might have happen ten years ago or more. From fighting at a backyard barbeque to breaking window at the local bar, that is what el constable cadena told us yesterday. Oh yea it was a better year this year compared to other years, where fewer mothers, for some reason or another took their frustrations out less this year.

And finally, It seems that if you would have an emergency and called the barrio emergency call hotline this coming mother’s day, you would will  put on hold due to all el pedo going on in the hood. It seems que so much chit was going on que all lines might find themselves real  busy for at minimum of  3 hours, starting around 6pm to around 1159 pm, based on  what el constable just informed us. So if you plan on starting some chit don’t do it this coming mother’s day.

Well there you have it for today, and keep it Tejano.