Special thanksgiving hejola report for 11262009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello I am Bill Diaz here con my bro Jonathon Barrios on vacation and preparing to go over to time square and reserve a front seat for this year’s new year eve of bringing down that crystal ball. But for now we are checking out the sites on this great thanksgiving day. And more on that lets go to Jonathon.
Si my friends we have a reserve seat this year to watch that big ball come now and bring in the new year. We want to wish all you turkeys the day. Thanks Jonathon and now let’s go back to kingsville tx con Al.
Hello again mi raza I am Alcardio Samudio an con el hejola headline news for 11262009.
Xmas decorations cause fire at the corner of west third and wells street, the injuried.
More turkeys found in hood and are looking for good home till xmas says el ojo barrio private eye.
And finally , elderly persons wanting someone to claim them this coming income tax year.
A total of twenty-two elderly folks signed up for this year come and claim me on your income tax for 2009 or take an elder person to live with you only for the holidays. Si folks this people are waiting for someone to come by our center and take them over to your home for the holidays and you can use them as exemptions for next year’s income tax or that relative that you always wanted around, but don’t have any.
El senior Juanito Utley de La Raza income service and home care barrio style, serving almost every chicano elderly in the hood, says que this is a great service que estos viejitos are doing to help you, si you, the barrio consumer can save money on your 2009 income taxes an avoid paying the government any taxes you might owe this coming year, or replaces that relative you can’t stand for very long. For more information concerning this matter or pictures of los viejitos up for holiday adopation just call that’s all.
In other news, several turkeys are still showing up in the hood says el constable cadena. We last reported que at least more than 50 turkeys had escape from that truck that somehow turned over a few days ago. Now lets go con el ojo barrio private eye to see his update on this matter.
Si al. we have found an additional ten more turkey’s yesterday afternoon that were hind behind a fast food drive-inn. I am not sure what those turkeys were doing there but we did managed to catch three of them. These three turkeys look a lot alike the ones that got away a few days ago says el constable cadena. But we will take them over to our barrio center and are asking for few good families to see if they want to take care of this three turkeys until xmas. After that they can eat them. By the way this does not include an elderly person comes with this birds. Sorry its either the turkey or an elderly person, can’t have both. Back to alcardio.
Ok ojo thanks and finally los vatos loco volunteer firefighters were called to a eight bucket alarm fire last night around 10:45 pm. It took the los vato awhile to get there because they were watching david letterman and didn’t want to miss the show. By the time they got there the street light pole burned down and fell on top of a park car that caught fire and them explored and spread its flash at least a half a block that started at least three homes on fire.
By the time the real fire fighters got there from across the tracks, they were able to manage to save a few homes on that block of west sixth and wells street. Los vatos locos were given credit for saving a dog house and a bird house that was hanging on one off the trees that caught fire.
Three dogs, two cats, and a caged bird were not seriously burned. A few new volunteers were treated for smoke inhaling. We will keep our crew of volunteers down to eight says the main vato loco. We just can’t ask those old folks staying at the center . They can’t push the that cherry painted 1978 ford whatever with the word volunteer painted on the door that fast. Furthermore, he said que they need to fix that started on the that 1978 ford whatever.
Ok raza there you have it have a great holiday and see you all next week around 12/2/2009.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 11242009
Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter turkey report for 11242009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello, again I am Gloria Guerra la manager del mall. I have been delegated to pass the season greeting para todos. So in behalf de todos los crazies here at the chicano cable hot wired news network;BILL DIAZ, JONATHON BARRIO, MARIA LA VANDIA, JOHNNIE EL QUEMON, VERNOCIA LA LEBENESS, LA CHINA CANO DE CHINA NUEVO LEON, ALCARDIO SAMUDIO, FRANKIE TUXEDO ZUNGIA, EL GENERAL FIDEO VERMECLLE, SR. FRANCIO DELGADO DEGULLA, EL OJO Y EL OJO JR., LEWIS MOJO LEWIS, DAVID DURAN, AND MYSELF GLORIA GUERRA AND OF COURSE OUR CREATOR DANIEL LOPEZ Y TODOS LOS LOPEZ FAMILY, want to wish every single tejano the warmest thanksgiving and if you drink please don’t drive and stay home and listen to either jay perez new cd or some old SCHOOL stuff. There is no harm in staying home during the holidays. Now lets go to our center stage con Frankie tuxedo zungia con todays hejola report.
Ok Gloria thanks again, I am Frankie tuxedo zungia here at the mall con todays hejola report.
A barrio farm truck turns over and release 50 or more turkeys headed to the our annual turkey shoot.
Our new office is giving free turkeys to the first 10 families,
And finally a few turkeys get run over at barrio bingo center.
Late last night several turkeys got run over by some drunk bingo players as they left the bingo center. El constable cadena was asked to investigate this matter. When the constable got there, at least ten turkeys had been run over already. The constable brought them over. That’s the ten run over turkeys to our office and see if we could save some of them but was too late. All ten of the turkeys die a few hours later.
With this in mind we are giving out ten free semi-clean but die turkeys to the first ten families willing to take them. The turkeys need to be dressed for that thanksgiving dinner you folks are planning. So if you are interested please don’t call just come by. A few did get run over pretty bad but once you wash them and remove the feathers you couldn’t tell they had gotten run over or anything like that for the exception of one that didn’t have a head. But that’s alright anyhow, its still eat able.
And finally el constable cadena is investigating the barrio farm truck that turned over and released them turkeys. The turkeys were headed to our mall for our annual turkey shoot. After several folks, especially el group “Better treatment of turkeys ‘ had been complaining about this unfair treatment of this birds several had said que them turkeys weren’t going to make it to the mall.
It is very possible que esta group “BETTER treatment of turkeys” might have sabotage the truck so it wouldn’t have made to the mall, say a member of” let me put the finger on you committee” ray ray perez. Si we have been watching the mall lately and we knew que esta group of trouble makers were going to do something like that. El constable cadena tells us que several vatos members of this trouble makers had been picked up for questioning on this matter. But have made no arrested.
In the past this group had been known for doing this sort of things in the pass. They were arrested several years ago at our pig sale when they release several pigs from the auction block.
Ok raza now back to Gloria. Thank you Frankie. Well raza I quess we will not be having our turkey shoot after all, but we are still looking for the rest of those turkeys. So if you see a turkey somewhere and it doesn’t have an owner it could be one of our turkeys. Just go ahead and keep it and take it as our xmas present. From our mall, I am Gloria Guerra and have a great tejano day. You too Jay Perez….
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello, again I am Gloria Guerra la manager del mall. I have been delegated to pass the season greeting para todos. So in behalf de todos los crazies here at the chicano cable hot wired news network;BILL DIAZ, JONATHON BARRIO, MARIA LA VANDIA, JOHNNIE EL QUEMON, VERNOCIA LA LEBENESS, LA CHINA CANO DE CHINA NUEVO LEON, ALCARDIO SAMUDIO, FRANKIE TUXEDO ZUNGIA, EL GENERAL FIDEO VERMECLLE, SR. FRANCIO DELGADO DEGULLA, EL OJO Y EL OJO JR., LEWIS MOJO LEWIS, DAVID DURAN, AND MYSELF GLORIA GUERRA AND OF COURSE OUR CREATOR DANIEL LOPEZ Y TODOS LOS LOPEZ FAMILY, want to wish every single tejano the warmest thanksgiving and if you drink please don’t drive and stay home and listen to either jay perez new cd or some old SCHOOL stuff. There is no harm in staying home during the holidays. Now lets go to our center stage con Frankie tuxedo zungia con todays hejola report.
Ok Gloria thanks again, I am Frankie tuxedo zungia here at the mall con todays hejola report.
A barrio farm truck turns over and release 50 or more turkeys headed to the our annual turkey shoot.
Our new office is giving free turkeys to the first 10 families,
And finally a few turkeys get run over at barrio bingo center.
Late last night several turkeys got run over by some drunk bingo players as they left the bingo center. El constable cadena was asked to investigate this matter. When the constable got there, at least ten turkeys had been run over already. The constable brought them over. That’s the ten run over turkeys to our office and see if we could save some of them but was too late. All ten of the turkeys die a few hours later.
With this in mind we are giving out ten free semi-clean but die turkeys to the first ten families willing to take them. The turkeys need to be dressed for that thanksgiving dinner you folks are planning. So if you are interested please don’t call just come by. A few did get run over pretty bad but once you wash them and remove the feathers you couldn’t tell they had gotten run over or anything like that for the exception of one that didn’t have a head. But that’s alright anyhow, its still eat able.
And finally el constable cadena is investigating the barrio farm truck that turned over and released them turkeys. The turkeys were headed to our mall for our annual turkey shoot. After several folks, especially el group “Better treatment of turkeys ‘ had been complaining about this unfair treatment of this birds several had said que them turkeys weren’t going to make it to the mall.
It is very possible que esta group “BETTER treatment of turkeys” might have sabotage the truck so it wouldn’t have made to the mall, say a member of” let me put the finger on you committee” ray ray perez. Si we have been watching the mall lately and we knew que esta group of trouble makers were going to do something like that. El constable cadena tells us que several vatos members of this trouble makers had been picked up for questioning on this matter. But have made no arrested.
In the past this group had been known for doing this sort of things in the pass. They were arrested several years ago at our pig sale when they release several pigs from the auction block.
Ok raza now back to Gloria. Thank you Frankie. Well raza I quess we will not be having our turkey shoot after all, but we are still looking for the rest of those turkeys. So if you see a turkey somewhere and it doesn’t have an owner it could be one of our turkeys. Just go ahead and keep it and take it as our xmas present. From our mall, I am Gloria Guerra and have a great tejano day. You too Jay Perez….
Monday, November 23, 2009
hejpla report for 11232009
Hejola report for 11/23/2009
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again I am bill diaz con double your barrio news for today y tomorrow. The reason for this is que our creator is going to have some teeth pulled and he won’t be able to talk nor write here in the next few days. So let’s get right to the award winning barrio headline news:
>Barrio man found asleep on railroad tracks.
>Barrio couple sleeps inside el cona Lozano cash and carry sports complex.
>Older barrio couple caught burgler and force him to clean their home.
Barrio dr. arrested for writing on bathroom walls.
And finally, el barrio research has published their findings of what goes on in the hood and what is important to you con maria la vandia.
It seems que maria la vandia never lets us down con su chingadies, she has just finished a research paper on what goes on in the hood and what is important to us. Here is a small example of what the research has found:
1.She found out que a barrio man many have as up 72 birthdays in his life time.
2.She also discovered que many barrio members didn’t know que some months had 31 days and others have up to 28 days in a month.
3.she also found out que its illegal in the hood for a vato to marry his widon’s sister in law. So as you can see this research has lots of new discoveries that we didn’t know que you didn’t know, but since we all know now, there will be no further need to learn anymore.
Yesterday afternoon el senor want to be dr. philp garica was arrested at the barrio mall restroom while he was writing on the bathroom wall his ten ways to get laid in the hood. Gloria Guerra mall manager tells us que charges will be filed against esta way, glories told us que she was sick and tired of having to paint the john ever other week. Its seemed que esta dr garica had been writing his theories inside bathrooms all over the hood, for several months, charges will be filed.
La familia ben y beth luna were surprise the other morning when burglar woke them up asking where they had the money. Well while beth tried to get her purse, ben slapped the shit of the burglar and making him drop his gun. At the point ben got his gun and both beth and him held the burglar hostage and watched him clean their home while the held him at gun point. When the constable made it to the lunas home, the burglar was having a snack , while waiting to be picked up. Charges will be filed for both parties, one for burglary and the lunas for hold a person at gunpoint.
Los dos cholos super market both are college engineers have designed a new to let children buy beer for their folks. They have designed a new way to charge you at the store by storing your grown finger print at the stores computer and this would allow your children under the age of 21 to buy beer for you. We still don’t know what’s the big deal con this new fade.
It seems que el barrio loco was admitted to el barrio st. pauls medical center with a condom glued to his thing. It seems que esta loco just found out what sex was about an thought that if he were to glue a condom to his thing he could save money. He will release from the center sometime next week. By the way esta loco had it glued for two months now.
When el constable cadena got to the sports complex several complex employees had la comadre y el compadre ben Gomez surrounded after they were found both of them asleep inside one of the bathrooms. Once the constable questioned the couple, it seems que they got so drunk que the both fell asleep in the john. No charges will be filed but will be charged for staying overnight.
El barrio rail way reported yesterday que they drove over a vato asleep on the tracks. It seemed que panchito Gomez was so drunk que he fell asleep in between the rail road tracks. The el barrio 501 rails told us que he saw esta guy asleep and when he stopped the train to check on him he was still asleep. I quess now you can say que not even a train can wake him up.
Well there you have it folks hope to see you all sooner .
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again I am bill diaz con double your barrio news for today y tomorrow. The reason for this is que our creator is going to have some teeth pulled and he won’t be able to talk nor write here in the next few days. So let’s get right to the award winning barrio headline news:
>Barrio man found asleep on railroad tracks.
>Barrio couple sleeps inside el cona Lozano cash and carry sports complex.
>Older barrio couple caught burgler and force him to clean their home.
Barrio dr. arrested for writing on bathroom walls.
And finally, el barrio research has published their findings of what goes on in the hood and what is important to you con maria la vandia.
It seems que maria la vandia never lets us down con su chingadies, she has just finished a research paper on what goes on in the hood and what is important to us. Here is a small example of what the research has found:
1.She found out que a barrio man many have as up 72 birthdays in his life time.
2.She also discovered que many barrio members didn’t know que some months had 31 days and others have up to 28 days in a month.
3.she also found out que its illegal in the hood for a vato to marry his widon’s sister in law. So as you can see this research has lots of new discoveries that we didn’t know que you didn’t know, but since we all know now, there will be no further need to learn anymore.
Yesterday afternoon el senor want to be dr. philp garica was arrested at the barrio mall restroom while he was writing on the bathroom wall his ten ways to get laid in the hood. Gloria Guerra mall manager tells us que charges will be filed against esta way, glories told us que she was sick and tired of having to paint the john ever other week. Its seemed que esta dr garica had been writing his theories inside bathrooms all over the hood, for several months, charges will be filed.
La familia ben y beth luna were surprise the other morning when burglar woke them up asking where they had the money. Well while beth tried to get her purse, ben slapped the shit of the burglar and making him drop his gun. At the point ben got his gun and both beth and him held the burglar hostage and watched him clean their home while the held him at gun point. When the constable made it to the lunas home, the burglar was having a snack , while waiting to be picked up. Charges will be filed for both parties, one for burglary and the lunas for hold a person at gunpoint.
Los dos cholos super market both are college engineers have designed a new to let children buy beer for their folks. They have designed a new way to charge you at the store by storing your grown finger print at the stores computer and this would allow your children under the age of 21 to buy beer for you. We still don’t know what’s the big deal con this new fade.
It seems que el barrio loco was admitted to el barrio st. pauls medical center with a condom glued to his thing. It seems que esta loco just found out what sex was about an thought that if he were to glue a condom to his thing he could save money. He will release from the center sometime next week. By the way esta loco had it glued for two months now.
When el constable cadena got to the sports complex several complex employees had la comadre y el compadre ben Gomez surrounded after they were found both of them asleep inside one of the bathrooms. Once the constable questioned the couple, it seems que they got so drunk que the both fell asleep in the john. No charges will be filed but will be charged for staying overnight.
El barrio rail way reported yesterday que they drove over a vato asleep on the tracks. It seemed que panchito Gomez was so drunk que he fell asleep in between the rail road tracks. The el barrio 501 rails told us que he saw esta guy asleep and when he stopped the train to check on him he was still asleep. I quess now you can say que not even a train can wake him up.
Well there you have it folks hope to see you all sooner .
Friday, November 20, 2009
barrio stock market report for 11202009
Barrio stock market report for 11202009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again mi raza I am Urbano Yosabatodo con the only barrio stock market on the net that you can really really count on. For today we are so freaking worried about this bit about people using corn for fuel. Chinga believe me raza las tortillas y la masa will go sky high sooner than later. Now for that darn award winning report;
Los tamalas, buy them now at the going rate of $5.50 a dozen , buy raza buy.
la barbacoa de caveza remains stable at $5.50 a lb.
Las tortillas remain stable at $1.35 a package of 12.
Cheap beer just got more expensive at $4.56 a six pack but we did find that bud lemon 18b pack pretty darn cheap.
Las empanas remain stable at $.75 cent each.
And today we have an extra idea that we will monitor the price of chicken. Look chickens are very interesting little animals. Raised on a farm and of course ex president of my senior 4-h club we felt que the county fair was something we all were always excited about. Well until we bought those 50 chickens and hoping que we could show at least three. Oh the price of chicken was moderate going at $.89 a lb. but we discovered it a $.19 cent a lb. wow.
Los taqutios remain stable but going up at the end of the month , taquitos ended the week at $1.50 each.
Barrio want ads:
X56862: several chickens and rabbits still available for sale. This flock is from this passed Easter. Make offer.
P54696: used t.v. for sale. It was big screen, now it's a middle size screen make offer.
U78933: used car and truck tires for sale. All sizes, we do special orders.
S98345: girls clothes for sale. All sizes.
I8934d: gay clothes for sale, some sizes.
T567390: straight tejano man clothing for sale. Only worn a couple of times, due to the fact que he turned gay, chinga chinga..
Barrio realtors report;
We have a few lots for sale, some fence posts and some bales of hay.
Ok raza there you have and have a great day. Remember, if you can’t eat it don't buy it.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again mi raza I am Urbano Yosabatodo con the only barrio stock market on the net that you can really really count on. For today we are so freaking worried about this bit about people using corn for fuel. Chinga believe me raza las tortillas y la masa will go sky high sooner than later. Now for that darn award winning report;
Los tamalas, buy them now at the going rate of $5.50 a dozen , buy raza buy.
la barbacoa de caveza remains stable at $5.50 a lb.
Las tortillas remain stable at $1.35 a package of 12.
Cheap beer just got more expensive at $4.56 a six pack but we did find that bud lemon 18b pack pretty darn cheap.
Las empanas remain stable at $.75 cent each.
And today we have an extra idea that we will monitor the price of chicken. Look chickens are very interesting little animals. Raised on a farm and of course ex president of my senior 4-h club we felt que the county fair was something we all were always excited about. Well until we bought those 50 chickens and hoping que we could show at least three. Oh the price of chicken was moderate going at $.89 a lb. but we discovered it a $.19 cent a lb. wow.
Los taqutios remain stable but going up at the end of the month , taquitos ended the week at $1.50 each.
Barrio want ads:
X56862: several chickens and rabbits still available for sale. This flock is from this passed Easter. Make offer.
P54696: used t.v. for sale. It was big screen, now it's a middle size screen make offer.
U78933: used car and truck tires for sale. All sizes, we do special orders.
S98345: girls clothes for sale. All sizes.
I8934d: gay clothes for sale, some sizes.
T567390: straight tejano man clothing for sale. Only worn a couple of times, due to the fact que he turned gay, chinga chinga..
Barrio realtors report;
We have a few lots for sale, some fence posts and some bales of hay.
Ok raza there you have and have a great day. Remember, if you can’t eat it don't buy it.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
westside warrior news network for 11172009
WESTSIDE WARRIOR NEWS NETWORK REPORT FOR 11172009.
CCHWNN.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again my friends I am Lewis mojo Lewis with our wwnn report for this great tejano day. There has been many issues dealing with this new immigration issue and trying to get blacks against them Hispanics. We all need each other,but again we want to thank Lou Doddes for coming back home to the hood and those minutemen. It just isn’t going to work.
Now for our award winning Westside warrior news network headline news:
Shoot out in the hood no one gets hurt.
bother in hood arrested for $10,000 counterfiet food stamps.
and finally vato locos volunteers rescue a 23 month old boy.
el constable cadena was called to a local Westside meat market, where it seemed que a brother named Clarence carter brown Gomez was arrested , and the constable confiscated more than $10,000 worth of old food stamps. Mr carter brown Gomez,who just got out of prison didn’t realize that food stamps aren’t used anymore in texas but the lone star card has taken its place. Mr carter brown gomezwas taken back to prison and will not be allowed to pass go.
El constable cadena and a few members of los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were asked to assist him con a early morning shootout on Sunday at the Westside high and low income housing complex. It seems que two undercover cops from across the tracks came over to our side and started some shit. By the time el constable got there con los vatos locos a total of 350 gunshots were fired, but no one was hit or injured. Oh the way the two dudes got away and the two undercover cops were arrested at the scene of the shooting, But later released once the some real cops came from across the tracks con some legal papers showing they were undercover and working on a case.
and finally, Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were called on a 811 call to handle a 23year old boy whom had been accidentally locked inside his parents car, along with the keys to the car. The owner of the car, the boy’s mother wished that the vatos wouldn’t have broken the window until she went home to get a spare key so they wouldn’t have to damage her new 2005 ford whatever. El constable is thinking about filing charges against her for reckless endangerment of a grown child.
Well there you have it. From the darkside of life, I am lewis mojo lewis. Have a great tejano day.
CCHWNN.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again my friends I am Lewis mojo Lewis with our wwnn report for this great tejano day. There has been many issues dealing with this new immigration issue and trying to get blacks against them Hispanics. We all need each other,but again we want to thank Lou Doddes for coming back home to the hood and those minutemen. It just isn’t going to work.
Now for our award winning Westside warrior news network headline news:
Shoot out in the hood no one gets hurt.
bother in hood arrested for $10,000 counterfiet food stamps.
and finally vato locos volunteers rescue a 23 month old boy.
el constable cadena was called to a local Westside meat market, where it seemed que a brother named Clarence carter brown Gomez was arrested , and the constable confiscated more than $10,000 worth of old food stamps. Mr carter brown Gomez,who just got out of prison didn’t realize that food stamps aren’t used anymore in texas but the lone star card has taken its place. Mr carter brown gomezwas taken back to prison and will not be allowed to pass go.
El constable cadena and a few members of los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were asked to assist him con a early morning shootout on Sunday at the Westside high and low income housing complex. It seems que two undercover cops from across the tracks came over to our side and started some shit. By the time el constable got there con los vatos locos a total of 350 gunshots were fired, but no one was hit or injured. Oh the way the two dudes got away and the two undercover cops were arrested at the scene of the shooting, But later released once the some real cops came from across the tracks con some legal papers showing they were undercover and working on a case.
and finally, Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were called on a 811 call to handle a 23year old boy whom had been accidentally locked inside his parents car, along with the keys to the car. The owner of the car, the boy’s mother wished that the vatos wouldn’t have broken the window until she went home to get a spare key so they wouldn’t have to damage her new 2005 ford whatever. El constable is thinking about filing charges against her for reckless endangerment of a grown child.
Well there you have it. From the darkside of life, I am lewis mojo lewis. Have a great tejano day.
Monday, November 16, 2009
hejola report for 11162009
`Hejola report for 11162009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz back from assignment but here today for our barrio headline award winning news. But first of all things have claimed down a bit over here at the hood, con tanto pedo this few passed days, and hoping que we can all get along. Now for that headline news:
Two commadres arrested for fighting,
Someone stole life-size cardboard cutout of constable cadena.
And finally a crack head busted con su pet pig.
It just seemed odd que esta loco was riding his bike without any tires late last night says el constable cadena ,pero what was more odd es que he had his pet pig riding in back of the bike sitting inside a kids bike carrier. Once the constable tried to stop esta loco to ask him how much for the pig ,the loco took off on his bike, of course not being able to out run the the constable squad car, esta loco finally fell down and gave up two blocks down the street. Once the constable came up to him, the crack head told the constable que he threw his shit away. The constable went back and picked up the stuff and arrested the crack head, oh by the way how much for the pig, the constable asked.
It seems que Juan Martinez had read somewhere que if you were to put a cut out of a policeman inside the store it could deter shoplifters at his stop and shop. Well its seem que el constable cadena life size cut out was stolen yesterday afternoon when Mr. Martinez placed el constable cut out, outside the store for a second, and when he returned someone had stolen it. Dam said Mr. Martinez and it was doing such a good job. Mr. Martinez is thinking of doing one of Britney spears to bring in new customer. Please note that in bishop texas the city police use to have a cop car parked at this corner with a stuff rabbit in the driver seat.
In other news it seems queue la commadre tancha y la commadre Nancy Garcia were both arrested at the corner of wells and Third Street yesterday afternoon when one of las commadre claimed que la commadre loved to gossip and people believe her. I don’t mind says one of las commadre que la commadre likes to gossip pero not about me and I confronted her about it. La commadre slapped la commadre a few times until la commadre got out of the car and started to fight la commadre. It took several folks to separate them two, and they held both women until el constable cadena came an arrested both of them for believing what they hear through the grapevine even if they have evidence to the contrary. El constable tells us que gossip most of the time is more powerful than truth.
Well there you have it raza, and for all those that keep on winning the same awards over and over congratulations. I am sure that award looks great next to the one you won last year, I am bill diaz an I don’t need no stinking award.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz back from assignment but here today for our barrio headline award winning news. But first of all things have claimed down a bit over here at the hood, con tanto pedo this few passed days, and hoping que we can all get along. Now for that headline news:
Two commadres arrested for fighting,
Someone stole life-size cardboard cutout of constable cadena.
And finally a crack head busted con su pet pig.
It just seemed odd que esta loco was riding his bike without any tires late last night says el constable cadena ,pero what was more odd es que he had his pet pig riding in back of the bike sitting inside a kids bike carrier. Once the constable tried to stop esta loco to ask him how much for the pig ,the loco took off on his bike, of course not being able to out run the the constable squad car, esta loco finally fell down and gave up two blocks down the street. Once the constable came up to him, the crack head told the constable que he threw his shit away. The constable went back and picked up the stuff and arrested the crack head, oh by the way how much for the pig, the constable asked.
It seems que Juan Martinez had read somewhere que if you were to put a cut out of a policeman inside the store it could deter shoplifters at his stop and shop. Well its seem que el constable cadena life size cut out was stolen yesterday afternoon when Mr. Martinez placed el constable cut out, outside the store for a second, and when he returned someone had stolen it. Dam said Mr. Martinez and it was doing such a good job. Mr. Martinez is thinking of doing one of Britney spears to bring in new customer. Please note that in bishop texas the city police use to have a cop car parked at this corner with a stuff rabbit in the driver seat.
In other news it seems queue la commadre tancha y la commadre Nancy Garcia were both arrested at the corner of wells and Third Street yesterday afternoon when one of las commadre claimed que la commadre loved to gossip and people believe her. I don’t mind says one of las commadre que la commadre likes to gossip pero not about me and I confronted her about it. La commadre slapped la commadre a few times until la commadre got out of the car and started to fight la commadre. It took several folks to separate them two, and they held both women until el constable cadena came an arrested both of them for believing what they hear through the grapevine even if they have evidence to the contrary. El constable tells us que gossip most of the time is more powerful than truth.
Well there you have it raza, and for all those that keep on winning the same awards over and over congratulations. I am sure that award looks great next to the one you won last year, I am bill diaz an I don’t need no stinking award.
Friday, November 13, 2009
barrio stock market report for 11132009
Barrio stock market report 11132009 booooo.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Como estan big spenders I am Urbano Yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market report. Lets start con higher education. Chinga compadre if you y la comandre are planning to send junior y la hija to college well you better start saving for them. I have always wonder si la raza save to send pancho y pancha too college? I am more than sure that at least 99 percent have not.
But don’t worry there is always federal aid and state aid and of course si pancho or pancha are a chip off the old block its possible an academic scholarships and on and on. Wow, now is that heavy or not? But then there is always el tiya y el tiyo y el grandpa y grandma. And if you own your owe rancho them there those few cattle you have been saving for that rainy day.
All and all college education is not getting any cheaper. I am sure that there are lots of reports and studies to tell us on how inflation and our poor accounting skills don’t help in managing that kinda funding to sent them to seek a higher education.
Chinga what ever happen to those days que a high school graduate was bad ass and you could still work en el rancho.
Now for that award will barrio stock market:
>Las tortillas were up from last week $1.35 a pack.
< cheap beer up from last week $4.52 a six pack.
>los tamales were up due to all the walking esta vato does which he calls inflation $6.00 a dozen.
> la barbacoa de cabeza was up from last week $6.50 lb. Easy con la manteca..
>las empanadas were really up this week at $.79 cent each.
^los taquitos were stable this week at $1.50 each coffee is extra.
Ok raza there you have it for todays barrio stock market report for 11132009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Como estan big spenders I am Urbano Yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market report. Lets start con higher education. Chinga compadre if you y la comandre are planning to send junior y la hija to college well you better start saving for them. I have always wonder si la raza save to send pancho y pancha too college? I am more than sure that at least 99 percent have not.
But don’t worry there is always federal aid and state aid and of course si pancho or pancha are a chip off the old block its possible an academic scholarships and on and on. Wow, now is that heavy or not? But then there is always el tiya y el tiyo y el grandpa y grandma. And if you own your owe rancho them there those few cattle you have been saving for that rainy day.
All and all college education is not getting any cheaper. I am sure that there are lots of reports and studies to tell us on how inflation and our poor accounting skills don’t help in managing that kinda funding to sent them to seek a higher education.
Chinga what ever happen to those days que a high school graduate was bad ass and you could still work en el rancho.
Now for that award will barrio stock market:
>Las tortillas were up from last week $1.35 a pack.
< cheap beer up from last week $4.52 a six pack.
>los tamales were up due to all the walking esta vato does which he calls inflation $6.00 a dozen.
> la barbacoa de cabeza was up from last week $6.50 lb. Easy con la manteca..
>las empanadas were really up this week at $.79 cent each.
^los taquitos were stable this week at $1.50 each coffee is extra.
Ok raza there you have it for todays barrio stock market report for 11132009.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
breaking news: Lou Doddes joiniing a tortilla factory outlet
11122009:Cchwnn: breaking news: Lou Doddes joining a tortilla factory outlet in the valley of texas.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again folks, I am maria la vandia con this breaking news. We have just learned que Lou Doddes esa vato on t.v. has agreed to work for a lower wage and underemployed to see how it really feels to me an hispanic. This news came to us while using a bathroom somewhere in the valley of texas. The question is which tortilla factory and which barrio will this top notch reporter will work for. Our sources tells us que Lou is very excited to take his bullshit somewhere else.what is his future?
I am maria la vandia con this breaking news.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again folks, I am maria la vandia con this breaking news. We have just learned que Lou Doddes esa vato on t.v. has agreed to work for a lower wage and underemployed to see how it really feels to me an hispanic. This news came to us while using a bathroom somewhere in the valley of texas. The question is which tortilla factory and which barrio will this top notch reporter will work for. Our sources tells us que Lou is very excited to take his bullshit somewhere else.what is his future?
I am maria la vandia con this breaking news.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
hejola report for 11112009
Hejola report for 11122009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:
La commadre reports que 10 pairs of underwear were stolen.
Juan Pistolas arrested for farting.
And finally, two arrested for fight over missing false teeth.
Bob Gomez who has been living con Martha Goana (bipolar), were both arrested late last night after a fight broke out in their one room apartment when they both couldn’t find their false teeth. It seems que both had got to bed early that evening and forgot where they place their gums at. Once one of them woke up to eat a midnight sack, realize que the gums didn’t fit right so this sparked a fight between both of them. Once el constable got there both of them were so beat up que they both were arrested. Further investigation resulted que each of them have put on the wrong pair of gums. Charges are pending.
It seems que you just can’t pass gas anywhere nowadays, especially at la commadres new barrio resturant. La commadre Maria, owner of “la commadre maria dinner”, called el constable cadena, and told him que he needed to rush over to the dinner cause they, the employees y la commadre had a smelly customer pin down and wanted him arrested. Once el constable got there he found Juan Pistolas pin down to the dinner floor by at least three 200 lb. women employees that wanted this man arrested for farting more than three times, that cause the worse smell ever smelled. Once el constable entered the dinner he too had a hard time walking in the place. Juan was arrested for disturbing the peace. Chinga.
And finally, El constable cadena was called to the residents of la commadre tencha Munoz, 76 years of age, at the corner of wells and Third Street, reporting que someone had stolen about or around ten pair of her underwear, all color white from her back yard cloth line. She told this report que she thought que it could be those gay guys that live at the corner of fourth and wells. El constable cadena will be investigating this crime. But if you have any idea or clues to that awful crime, please contact us here at our command post.
Ok raza there you have, take it easy and keep it tejano.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:
La commadre reports que 10 pairs of underwear were stolen.
Juan Pistolas arrested for farting.
And finally, two arrested for fight over missing false teeth.
Bob Gomez who has been living con Martha Goana (bipolar), were both arrested late last night after a fight broke out in their one room apartment when they both couldn’t find their false teeth. It seems que both had got to bed early that evening and forgot where they place their gums at. Once one of them woke up to eat a midnight sack, realize que the gums didn’t fit right so this sparked a fight between both of them. Once el constable got there both of them were so beat up que they both were arrested. Further investigation resulted que each of them have put on the wrong pair of gums. Charges are pending.
It seems que you just can’t pass gas anywhere nowadays, especially at la commadres new barrio resturant. La commadre Maria, owner of “la commadre maria dinner”, called el constable cadena, and told him que he needed to rush over to the dinner cause they, the employees y la commadre had a smelly customer pin down and wanted him arrested. Once el constable got there he found Juan Pistolas pin down to the dinner floor by at least three 200 lb. women employees that wanted this man arrested for farting more than three times, that cause the worse smell ever smelled. Once el constable entered the dinner he too had a hard time walking in the place. Juan was arrested for disturbing the peace. Chinga.
And finally, El constable cadena was called to the residents of la commadre tencha Munoz, 76 years of age, at the corner of wells and Third Street, reporting que someone had stolen about or around ten pair of her underwear, all color white from her back yard cloth line. She told this report que she thought que it could be those gay guys that live at the corner of fourth and wells. El constable cadena will be investigating this crime. But if you have any idea or clues to that awful crime, please contact us here at our command post.
Ok raza there you have, take it easy and keep it tejano.
westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 11112009
Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 11112009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s mall newsletter. Well la commadre boxing matches have been suspended again, with that lets go con Frankie tuxedo zuniga.
Si raza los compadres just can’t see their commadres get their#####kicked. Well that is what happened last weekend. A huge fight broke out when two compadres strapped it on just outside of the ring when one commadre was knock out of the ring and all hell broke lose. El commissioner tells us que how knows when the fights will be back, Gloria.
Ok vato thanks. Now let’s go to our main stage and see what’s up for this con our barrio conjunto dance land con our new correspondent Elva Gloria Ruiz. Si y shuttttup.. I am Elva here at our barrio conjunto dance land con this weekend line up:
Wednesday :LOS HOMETOWN BUFFET BOZS y LOS HITCH HIKERS DE LA FRONTERA.
Thursday: GLORIA big mama BIGGER Y SU BIG MAMA biggers y HENRY FINGERMAN Y SU GLODEN FINGERS DE DONNA,TX.
Friday: Berta y su hijas de rancho allegra de Houston Tex.
Margarita cons a “H”. live concert at la pulga del Alamo.
la movida de Federico hinojosa de Laredo, tex.
Saturday starting at noon till midnight:
Side walkers y su side walk skaters from alpine.
Harrycore Ramirez del group hardcore.
Mary u su conjunto de corpitos.
Lisa right eye ( solo artist ).
Los crazy dudes from NY, NY.
Littie micky y sus flojos from Galveston.
ERNESTINA Y SUS TOM BOYS DE DALLAS/FTWORTH.
HERMALINDA LINDA DOES TEJANO.
Sunday at 3:pm to 10 pm:
Siloma Griffin ruelas del group siloma del valle
los FLOJOS.
Los gatos feos from El Paso, TX.
Luis Garza del groupo Los.
I want to thank mr. turkey the malls mascot for his support and help and now back to la onda con Gloria Guerra.
Ok thanks Elva y Mr. Turkey and finally let’s go to the mall area con veronica la Lebanese.
Well Gloria it’s going to be no tax days the following weekend sales. So if you are looking for some great deals come on down to our mall, now back to Gloria.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s mall newsletter. Well la commadre boxing matches have been suspended again, with that lets go con Frankie tuxedo zuniga.
Si raza los compadres just can’t see their commadres get their#####kicked. Well that is what happened last weekend. A huge fight broke out when two compadres strapped it on just outside of the ring when one commadre was knock out of the ring and all hell broke lose. El commissioner tells us que how knows when the fights will be back, Gloria.
Ok vato thanks. Now let’s go to our main stage and see what’s up for this con our barrio conjunto dance land con our new correspondent Elva Gloria Ruiz. Si y shuttttup.. I am Elva here at our barrio conjunto dance land con this weekend line up:
Wednesday :LOS HOMETOWN BUFFET BOZS y LOS HITCH HIKERS DE LA FRONTERA.
Thursday: GLORIA big mama BIGGER Y SU BIG MAMA biggers y HENRY FINGERMAN Y SU GLODEN FINGERS DE DONNA,TX.
Friday: Berta y su hijas de rancho allegra de Houston Tex.
Margarita cons a “H”. live concert at la pulga del Alamo.
la movida de Federico hinojosa de Laredo, tex.
Saturday starting at noon till midnight:
Side walkers y su side walk skaters from alpine.
Harrycore Ramirez del group hardcore.
Mary u su conjunto de corpitos.
Lisa right eye ( solo artist ).
Los crazy dudes from NY, NY.
Littie micky y sus flojos from Galveston.
ERNESTINA Y SUS TOM BOYS DE DALLAS/FTWORTH.
HERMALINDA LINDA DOES TEJANO.
Sunday at 3:pm to 10 pm:
Siloma Griffin ruelas del group siloma del valle
los FLOJOS.
Los gatos feos from El Paso, TX.
Luis Garza del groupo Los.
I want to thank mr. turkey the malls mascot for his support and help and now back to la onda con Gloria Guerra.
Ok thanks Elva y Mr. Turkey and finally let’s go to the mall area con veronica la Lebanese.
Well Gloria it’s going to be no tax days the following weekend sales. So if you are looking for some great deals come on down to our mall, now back to Gloria.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
hejola report from around the world 11102009
hejola report from around the world 11102009
Posted on November 10, 2009 at 12:45:51 PM by cchwnn
Hejola report from around the world for 11102009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Como estan todos I am bill Diaz here at our command in Kingsville Tex. The Mecca de conjunto music. We have lots of news to report so let’s get right at it. Now for that award winning barrio headline news:
From Monterey here is Johnnie el quemon con our Monterey barrio daily news, are you there Johnnie?
Hello and thank you again bill. I am Johnnie el quemon here in Monterey Mexico with our Monterey daily news. This week was a very exciting one, we had the chance to see and watch two Mexican wrestlers that either use tejano music as their intro or wrestles under a tejano name.
Primero de todos deja la piedra con de Alan Stone, del reparto, él nos dice que que él escogiera su tema, "DESVELADO" una canción cantó por un cantante muy famoso Boddy Pulido del tejano. La razón que hago esto es compensar ese EL bajo Intocable del ` del wretler de la vida ". Ademáses otro de los gladiadores que encontrarÃan su amor por la Lucha Libre desde muy pequeño, proveniente de una verdadera DinastÃa Luchistica, ya que su Señor Padre es ni más ni menos que el “Bello Greco”, un gladiador que causarÃa verdadera conmoción allá por la década de los años sesentas y setentas con su peculiar estilo luchistico; sin embargo también sus TÃos se dedicarÃan a este difÃcil profesión, como lo fueron Budy Montes mejor conocido como “El Trotamundos” y Saúl Montes, por lo tanto tenÃa de donde sacar el gusto por practicar el deporte del catch; y aunque a su papá no le gustaba la idea de que otro de sus hijos siguiera el camino de la Lucha Libre, no tendrÃa otro remedio que dar su brazo a torcer, y comenzar a enseñarle los secretos del deporte de las llaves y de las contrallaves, y vaya si las aprenderÃa a la perfección. Now let’s go back to bill diaz.
Ok thanks Johnnie, ok now let’s go to our correspondent in Paris France, El senior Francisco Delgado De Gaulle:
bonjour encore je suis Francisco Delgado de Gaulle que votre correspondant de banlieue dans des choses de Paris France ont été un peu tout à fait ici mais nous sommes sûrs que les vacances apporteront un bon nombre d'Américains ici à l'isnt de la France là infiniment d'une demande de la musique de tejano ici mais nous avons partagé de la notre musique avec les quelques d'Américain choses mexicaines ici de toute façon semblons grands et espoir pour être de retour dans les états l'année prochaine. Ok and thanks again.
Ok guy’s thanks now for our barrio award winning headline news:
Barrio member badly injured with fireworks attached to his head.
And finally la commadre saved by breast implant.
Well it seems que la commadres breast implants did pay off after all. It seems que la commadre argued con el compadre for almost two years of why she got them implants. Well it seems que a few days ago, la commadre, a want to be nude dancer for el compadre, was dancing at her home when a bullet from a drive by shooting across the street serious injured her when a gunshot to her chest was deflected by her breast implant. El compadre promised never to be mean con la commadre, if she made it out of this one. It seems que the doctors from across the tracks told us que la commadre life was saved from a more serious injury from her implant siicome breast. El compadre told us que I love her man.
And finally yesterday afternoon el constable cadena gave Lucio Morales a ticket while he lay in a hospital room across the tracks, for using illegal fireworks in the hood. It seems que esta Lucio was badly hurt when he decided to duck tape several bottom rockets and a large mortar-style explosive along con two smoke bombs onto a football helmet. He put the helmet on and then lids all the fireworks while riding his bicycles. According to the hospital, some alcohol was involved in his decision to put this time bomb on his head.
Well raza there you have it. And always remember:
Your business is our business and my business is none of your business.
Posted on November 10, 2009 at 12:45:51 PM by cchwnn
Hejola report from around the world for 11102009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Como estan todos I am bill Diaz here at our command in Kingsville Tex. The Mecca de conjunto music. We have lots of news to report so let’s get right at it. Now for that award winning barrio headline news:
From Monterey here is Johnnie el quemon con our Monterey barrio daily news, are you there Johnnie?
Hello and thank you again bill. I am Johnnie el quemon here in Monterey Mexico with our Monterey daily news. This week was a very exciting one, we had the chance to see and watch two Mexican wrestlers that either use tejano music as their intro or wrestles under a tejano name.
Primero de todos deja la piedra con de Alan Stone, del reparto, él nos dice que que él escogiera su tema, "DESVELADO" una canción cantó por un cantante muy famoso Boddy Pulido del tejano. La razón que hago esto es compensar ese EL bajo Intocable del ` del wretler de la vida ". Ademáses otro de los gladiadores que encontrarÃan su amor por la Lucha Libre desde muy pequeño, proveniente de una verdadera DinastÃa Luchistica, ya que su Señor Padre es ni más ni menos que el “Bello Greco”, un gladiador que causarÃa verdadera conmoción allá por la década de los años sesentas y setentas con su peculiar estilo luchistico; sin embargo también sus TÃos se dedicarÃan a este difÃcil profesión, como lo fueron Budy Montes mejor conocido como “El Trotamundos” y Saúl Montes, por lo tanto tenÃa de donde sacar el gusto por practicar el deporte del catch; y aunque a su papá no le gustaba la idea de que otro de sus hijos siguiera el camino de la Lucha Libre, no tendrÃa otro remedio que dar su brazo a torcer, y comenzar a enseñarle los secretos del deporte de las llaves y de las contrallaves, y vaya si las aprenderÃa a la perfección. Now let’s go back to bill diaz.
Ok thanks Johnnie, ok now let’s go to our correspondent in Paris France, El senior Francisco Delgado De Gaulle:
bonjour encore je suis Francisco Delgado de Gaulle que votre correspondant de banlieue dans des choses de Paris France ont été un peu tout à fait ici mais nous sommes sûrs que les vacances apporteront un bon nombre d'Américains ici à l'isnt de la France là infiniment d'une demande de la musique de tejano ici mais nous avons partagé de la notre musique avec les quelques d'Américain choses mexicaines ici de toute façon semblons grands et espoir pour être de retour dans les états l'année prochaine. Ok and thanks again.
Ok guy’s thanks now for our barrio award winning headline news:
Barrio member badly injured with fireworks attached to his head.
And finally la commadre saved by breast implant.
Well it seems que la commadres breast implants did pay off after all. It seems que la commadre argued con el compadre for almost two years of why she got them implants. Well it seems que a few days ago, la commadre, a want to be nude dancer for el compadre, was dancing at her home when a bullet from a drive by shooting across the street serious injured her when a gunshot to her chest was deflected by her breast implant. El compadre promised never to be mean con la commadre, if she made it out of this one. It seems que the doctors from across the tracks told us que la commadre life was saved from a more serious injury from her implant siicome breast. El compadre told us que I love her man.
And finally yesterday afternoon el constable cadena gave Lucio Morales a ticket while he lay in a hospital room across the tracks, for using illegal fireworks in the hood. It seems que esta Lucio was badly hurt when he decided to duck tape several bottom rockets and a large mortar-style explosive along con two smoke bombs onto a football helmet. He put the helmet on and then lids all the fireworks while riding his bicycles. According to the hospital, some alcohol was involved in his decision to put this time bomb on his head.
Well raza there you have it. And always remember:
Your business is our business and my business is none of your business.
Monday, November 9, 2009
hejol reprot from monterey, mex. 11092009
hejola report from Monterey, Mexico, 11092009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now from our one of many international offices here is Johnnie el quemon.
Hola raza como estan todos de mi raza en tejanas? I am doing great here in Monterey, enjoying the sites and the weather. I am not sure if any of you guys have been here but it is a great town and lots of beer. La onda tejana is a big deal here in Monterey and many of the Mexicans here are dying to be tejano.
We are on the early stages of preparing a soccer league for the next couple of weeks and teams schedule will be up on Wednesday, and will be announced from our Westinghouse barrio mall in. Anyhow raza and have a great tejano day, now let’s go back o our command post con Al.
Ok thank you Johnnie el quemon, and I am Alcardio Samudio, y si raza we are accepting names and teams for our winter soccer league, so sign up now. Games start this weekend. And now for our headline news:
Barrio gets 20 free turkeys, Two members of let me put the finger on you committee get arrested, And finally three tortilla companies close down.
Yesterday after noon three tortilla companies announced que they will be closing their doors on their Westside tortilla companies says Ben Blanco de “Blanco soy mi tortillas company”. Si we are moving our company across the tracks and hope to give those other tortilla in a can company more competition over there.What will this do to our barrio unemployment, we are not sure but will do a special on this matter come Friday.
In other news two members of let me put the finger on you committee got arrested for filing false police reports on several barrio members. Sonny boy Jones y Sammy Boy Jones both gringos got picked up by el constable cadena this weekend when esto dos pincha vato called the cops on la familia Gonzales, la familia Martinez, la familia Lopez y and la familia Gomez que they were hiding illegal aliens. It was later discovered que they weren’t illegal at all but legal cousins from el paso. Furthermore, it was them boys who had the illegals.
And finally an unknown source donated 20 turkeys for this year barrio turkey shoot . Si we are very happy que someone had a good heart to donate this turkeys for our annual turkey shoot to be held at the mall come thanksgiving. So load up your guns and bring down the fence and see you at the the turkey shoot.
Ok raza got to go, and keep it tejano.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now from our one of many international offices here is Johnnie el quemon.
Hola raza como estan todos de mi raza en tejanas? I am doing great here in Monterey, enjoying the sites and the weather. I am not sure if any of you guys have been here but it is a great town and lots of beer. La onda tejana is a big deal here in Monterey and many of the Mexicans here are dying to be tejano.
We are on the early stages of preparing a soccer league for the next couple of weeks and teams schedule will be up on Wednesday, and will be announced from our Westinghouse barrio mall in. Anyhow raza and have a great tejano day, now let’s go back o our command post con Al.
Ok thank you Johnnie el quemon, and I am Alcardio Samudio, y si raza we are accepting names and teams for our winter soccer league, so sign up now. Games start this weekend. And now for our headline news:
Barrio gets 20 free turkeys, Two members of let me put the finger on you committee get arrested, And finally three tortilla companies close down.
Yesterday after noon three tortilla companies announced que they will be closing their doors on their Westside tortilla companies says Ben Blanco de “Blanco soy mi tortillas company”. Si we are moving our company across the tracks and hope to give those other tortilla in a can company more competition over there.What will this do to our barrio unemployment, we are not sure but will do a special on this matter come Friday.
In other news two members of let me put the finger on you committee got arrested for filing false police reports on several barrio members. Sonny boy Jones y Sammy Boy Jones both gringos got picked up by el constable cadena this weekend when esto dos pincha vato called the cops on la familia Gonzales, la familia Martinez, la familia Lopez y and la familia Gomez que they were hiding illegal aliens. It was later discovered que they weren’t illegal at all but legal cousins from el paso. Furthermore, it was them boys who had the illegals.
And finally an unknown source donated 20 turkeys for this year barrio turkey shoot . Si we are very happy que someone had a good heart to donate this turkeys for our annual turkey shoot to be held at the mall come thanksgiving. So load up your guns and bring down the fence and see you at the the turkey shoot.
Ok raza got to go, and keep it tejano.
Friday, November 6, 2009
barrio stock market report for 11062009
Barrio stock market and realtor report for 11062009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hola mi raza, is it good to be alive or what. First of all pad yourselves on the back for not drinking or going out. Kick yourself on the ass if you did. How many people do you think in the world wished they had it like we do? A bunch, I bet. Anyhow Christmas is just around the corner and we are or you should have placed all that stuff on layaway and we wouldn’t have this much to worry about.
This week we were allowed to visit a new restaurant just around the corner. I wonder sometime how people get into debt without doing an economic study on the impact this business will have in the hood. The main idea here is, is there enough money in the hood to keep such a fancy shop open. Enough though it’s across the street from our university, will our students, faculty, and employees have money to spend there ( just for the record, its closed down)?
First of all, l you need to know that just down the street is similar coffee shop was open, in which we have not visited due to the fact que we don’t have any money . But I wonder how long will they stay open? Our barrio is excited about it, but again it’s all about money. Even love and romances is about money. As we have reported previously que not too many taco stand and small restaurants don’t stay open to dam long, and you know why, its all about money. We are hoping or shall I say the owners of this establishment are hoping que the gringos in the hood and college population will support them and stay above water.
Oh well life goes on and now for that award winning barrio stock market:
Market symbols: (>) increase in price,(<) decrease in price, and(^) stable in price.
(>)Las empanadas took a sky hike this week, the price went up 25 % the highest it has ever been, the price jumped up to $.89 each. We think it’s because the holidays are just around the corner.
(^)Los taquitios stay pretty stable even with the high prices off everything, $1.45 each, coffee is extra.
(^)La barbacoa de cabeza has remained pretty stable now that the llama market has taken a step backwards. It has been known that the llama farms had some major damages done to them a few months back, which delay the opening of llama meat into our barrio market, La barbacoa ended $6.50 a lb.
(>)Los tamales also took a hike upward this week. Our tamale man told us que he walks around five to eight miles a day trying to sells his tamales, $6.00 a dozen .
(^)Las tortillas stay stable this whole week, our three barrio tortilla companies and dealers have gotten together and will sell them at the same price. A dozen of tortillas could make it very difficult for you, since they come in all sizes, small tortillas $1.29 a pack, and larger tortillas @$1.50 a pack.
(^)Cheap beer, well don’t have much to say about that, only that beer could be good to your health. many don’t realize que beer has lots of good things in it. Now you say name one…ok, lets see………… ok you want another reason? Cheap beer stable at $3.65 a six pack, there do you want another one?
Ok raza there you have it for our barrio stock market. Now let’s go to our barrio want ads:
Items:
Stock no. 5421: two goats for sell, make offer.
Stock no. 4875: used tires for sell, only flat on the bottom, size 14, 15, 16 and 36 . make offer for the whole lot.
Stock no. 5261: used women clothing for sale, make offer.
Stock no. 8754: used car parts for sale.
Stock no. 3256: wanted a young woman for house work. Can move in an will pay a salary. Let me know.
Now here is our realtors report:
Well we final got it. We did try to buy that ocean front property in Arizona but realized it was only a song. Dang it. Anyhow we also found out que our barrio has an increase on apartment for rent compared to last year at this time. We also know that at the end or start of every month barrio members are on the move. Last year we discovered that 85 percent of the barrio members that move lost their deposit. One barrio landlord welcomes those that can’t pay rent to his apartment. Of course many have to sign a contract and many do waving their right to stick around an extra month without paying rent as the law allows. Pesse hejola.
Ok raza there we have it for this week’s barrio stock market report. For those that read this report we would like to remind que keep it tejano as long as we can, and our children will love us for the influences we have left behind, Gee I love myself..
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hola mi raza, is it good to be alive or what. First of all pad yourselves on the back for not drinking or going out. Kick yourself on the ass if you did. How many people do you think in the world wished they had it like we do? A bunch, I bet. Anyhow Christmas is just around the corner and we are or you should have placed all that stuff on layaway and we wouldn’t have this much to worry about.
This week we were allowed to visit a new restaurant just around the corner. I wonder sometime how people get into debt without doing an economic study on the impact this business will have in the hood. The main idea here is, is there enough money in the hood to keep such a fancy shop open. Enough though it’s across the street from our university, will our students, faculty, and employees have money to spend there ( just for the record, its closed down)?
First of all, l you need to know that just down the street is similar coffee shop was open, in which we have not visited due to the fact que we don’t have any money . But I wonder how long will they stay open? Our barrio is excited about it, but again it’s all about money. Even love and romances is about money. As we have reported previously que not too many taco stand and small restaurants don’t stay open to dam long, and you know why, its all about money. We are hoping or shall I say the owners of this establishment are hoping que the gringos in the hood and college population will support them and stay above water.
Oh well life goes on and now for that award winning barrio stock market:
Market symbols: (>) increase in price,(<) decrease in price, and(^) stable in price.
(>)Las empanadas took a sky hike this week, the price went up 25 % the highest it has ever been, the price jumped up to $.89 each. We think it’s because the holidays are just around the corner.
(^)Los taquitios stay pretty stable even with the high prices off everything, $1.45 each, coffee is extra.
(^)La barbacoa de cabeza has remained pretty stable now that the llama market has taken a step backwards. It has been known that the llama farms had some major damages done to them a few months back, which delay the opening of llama meat into our barrio market, La barbacoa ended $6.50 a lb.
(>)Los tamales also took a hike upward this week. Our tamale man told us que he walks around five to eight miles a day trying to sells his tamales, $6.00 a dozen .
(^)Las tortillas stay stable this whole week, our three barrio tortilla companies and dealers have gotten together and will sell them at the same price. A dozen of tortillas could make it very difficult for you, since they come in all sizes, small tortillas $1.29 a pack, and larger tortillas @$1.50 a pack.
(^)Cheap beer, well don’t have much to say about that, only that beer could be good to your health. many don’t realize que beer has lots of good things in it. Now you say name one…ok, lets see………… ok you want another reason? Cheap beer stable at $3.65 a six pack, there do you want another one?
Ok raza there you have it for our barrio stock market. Now let’s go to our barrio want ads:
Items:
Stock no. 5421: two goats for sell, make offer.
Stock no. 4875: used tires for sell, only flat on the bottom, size 14, 15, 16 and 36 . make offer for the whole lot.
Stock no. 5261: used women clothing for sale, make offer.
Stock no. 8754: used car parts for sale.
Stock no. 3256: wanted a young woman for house work. Can move in an will pay a salary. Let me know.
Now here is our realtors report:
Well we final got it. We did try to buy that ocean front property in Arizona but realized it was only a song. Dang it. Anyhow we also found out que our barrio has an increase on apartment for rent compared to last year at this time. We also know that at the end or start of every month barrio members are on the move. Last year we discovered that 85 percent of the barrio members that move lost their deposit. One barrio landlord welcomes those that can’t pay rent to his apartment. Of course many have to sign a contract and many do waving their right to stick around an extra month without paying rent as the law allows. Pesse hejola.
Ok raza there we have it for this week’s barrio stock market report. For those that read this report we would like to remind que keep it tejano as long as we can, and our children will love us for the influences we have left behind, Gee I love myself..
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
hejola report for 11032009
Westside warrior news network 11032009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am lewis mojo lewis and wondering why you all giving our creator lots of lip? Anyhow brothers and sisters can we just get along with each other since the holidays is just around the corner. Now for our headline news:
Three barrio members get busted for selling weeds.
Woman gets picked up by dump truck.
And finally la casa de Sandra burns down.
It seems que la commadre Juanita Gonzales was trying to use the bath room behind a dumpster , when a city truck came to lift the dumpster it fell and hit la commadre on the back and pinned her down for several hours. After los vato’s loco volunteer firefighters got there la commadre was in bad shape. After freeing her, she told them if they could take her to the mall . no charges will be filed.
It seems que some folks don’t understand or know what marijuana is. It seems que yesterday evening undercover cops busted three barrio members for selling some real expensive weed. That’s right folks weeds. It turns out that this three vato’s were selling real weed to lots of folks in the hood, but for the exception , the little chicken hawk, who put the finger on all three. It seems que this vatos were trying to sell esta Melissa hawk Garcia some mota but was not mota but weeds. All the vatos were arrested.
And finally a fire destroyed la casa de Sandra the house of pancakes yesterday morning. Los vato’s loco’s volunteer firefighters assisted in turning the fire off. There was lots of damage says one of los loco’s but there isn’t anything we can’t fix neither said the other loco. How the fire started says the main loco was a spark from a cigar que one of the cooks was smoking next to the butane tank, right outside the restaurant kitchen. There was no real injuries but several cats and dogs ran off with some slices of beef that the restaurant was trying to save from the fire.
Well as you can see folks thinks are really sparking down here, I am lewis mojo lewis.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am lewis mojo lewis and wondering why you all giving our creator lots of lip? Anyhow brothers and sisters can we just get along with each other since the holidays is just around the corner. Now for our headline news:
Three barrio members get busted for selling weeds.
Woman gets picked up by dump truck.
And finally la casa de Sandra burns down.
It seems que la commadre Juanita Gonzales was trying to use the bath room behind a dumpster , when a city truck came to lift the dumpster it fell and hit la commadre on the back and pinned her down for several hours. After los vato’s loco volunteer firefighters got there la commadre was in bad shape. After freeing her, she told them if they could take her to the mall . no charges will be filed.
It seems que some folks don’t understand or know what marijuana is. It seems que yesterday evening undercover cops busted three barrio members for selling some real expensive weed. That’s right folks weeds. It turns out that this three vato’s were selling real weed to lots of folks in the hood, but for the exception , the little chicken hawk, who put the finger on all three. It seems que this vatos were trying to sell esta Melissa hawk Garcia some mota but was not mota but weeds. All the vatos were arrested.
And finally a fire destroyed la casa de Sandra the house of pancakes yesterday morning. Los vato’s loco’s volunteer firefighters assisted in turning the fire off. There was lots of damage says one of los loco’s but there isn’t anything we can’t fix neither said the other loco. How the fire started says the main loco was a spark from a cigar que one of the cooks was smoking next to the butane tank, right outside the restaurant kitchen. There was no real injuries but several cats and dogs ran off with some slices of beef that the restaurant was trying to save from the fire.
Well as you can see folks thinks are really sparking down here, I am lewis mojo lewis.
Monday, November 2, 2009
hejola report for 11022009
Hejola report for 110209.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s barrio headline news, but before we get there, we would like to share our condolences to our creator girlfriend who’s step- father passed away Oct. 30, Mr. Arthur V. Newton, age 84, the little we knew about the man was that he serviced our country in the Navy. Now with headline news:
Barrio man has to spell in front of his dog.
El compadre to face owners of piggy bank he stole.
And finally, a proposed wall for Westside.
It seems que la gente in our side, that’s Westside have proposed to build a wall of some kind to make sure que no one that doesn’t belongs there goes there. Of course some of the residents are not very happy about this nor that. But they all seem to agree que there has to be some freaking way to monitor the folks coming and going. This matter will be review by the city fathers and mothers from east side.
It seems que our pets might be just as smart as we are and that’s the case del compadre y la comadre Javier and maria delapaz. It seems que this two folks can’t say anything in front of their dog due to fact que he went to training school. So now it’s easier just to spell words in front of him. La familia delapaz say que now they have more privacy.
And finally, el compadre Jimenez will face la familia lopez tomorrow. It seem s que el compadre was charged with stealing la familia lopez children piggy bank . what lead police to el compadre Jimenez was the i.o.u. note he left besides the piggy bank. El constable is not sure what other charges will be filed but he does know que the little piggy bank was not damaged.
Well folks as you can see its always happening here in the hood, keep it tejano and see you all Really really soon.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s barrio headline news, but before we get there, we would like to share our condolences to our creator girlfriend who’s step- father passed away Oct. 30, Mr. Arthur V. Newton, age 84, the little we knew about the man was that he serviced our country in the Navy. Now with headline news:
Barrio man has to spell in front of his dog.
El compadre to face owners of piggy bank he stole.
And finally, a proposed wall for Westside.
It seems que la gente in our side, that’s Westside have proposed to build a wall of some kind to make sure que no one that doesn’t belongs there goes there. Of course some of the residents are not very happy about this nor that. But they all seem to agree que there has to be some freaking way to monitor the folks coming and going. This matter will be review by the city fathers and mothers from east side.
It seems que our pets might be just as smart as we are and that’s the case del compadre y la comadre Javier and maria delapaz. It seems que this two folks can’t say anything in front of their dog due to fact que he went to training school. So now it’s easier just to spell words in front of him. La familia delapaz say que now they have more privacy.
And finally, el compadre Jimenez will face la familia lopez tomorrow. It seem s que el compadre was charged with stealing la familia lopez children piggy bank . what lead police to el compadre Jimenez was the i.o.u. note he left besides the piggy bank. El constable is not sure what other charges will be filed but he does know que the little piggy bank was not damaged.
Well folks as you can see its always happening here in the hood, keep it tejano and see you all Really really soon.
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