Verocina la lesbian “dancing con el barrio competición 2011”.
08312011.
Cchwnn.
Westinghouse barrio mall center stage: hello my name is Gloria Guerra with our new barrio reality series “dancing con el barrio competicion”, hosted by our very own Verocina la lesbian.
Thank you Gloria I am your women’s nightmare Verocina la Lesbian con our barrio reality series dancing con el barrio competicion 2011. The main issue was selecting the barrio members to participant con this event. So the creator gave it lots of thinking and decided to asking barrio leaders, conjunto artist, business persons, and a whole lot of others will to dance. So here is our lineup for this seasons’ dancing con el barrio competicion 2011:
Five couples will be competing this season, and the couples names are:
1. El constable cadena dancing con Gloria Guerra mall manager.
2. Lil red conjunto artist dancing con Johnnie el quemon barrio economics.
3. Alcardio Samudio cchwnn correspondent dancing con Maria la bandia alley reporter and director of barrio news network.
4. Santa Cecilia on the road reporter dancing con El mojado Moreno martinez, del groupo los chellos del norte.
5. El ojo barrio private dancing con Alma Rein del conjunto las tres feyas del valle.
Please stay tune for the first round and all the updates dealing with this years dancing con el barrio competicion 2011.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Friday, August 26, 2011
barrio stock market report for 08262011
BARRIO STOCK MARKET REPORT for 08262011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. ONCE again here is urbano yosabatodo, como estan todos mi big spenders? While other stock exchanges and dealers are free to trade con those listed stocks, in practice, brokerage firms route most of their orders to that other exchange. But for best execution at the best price here en el barrio, our barrio stock market has been rated number one by some big ass spenders here in the hood.
As the data throughout this section shows, the barrio stock market continually provides the best prices, the most liquidity, the lowest trading costs, the lowest volatility and excellent transaction speed and certainty in our hood, how about yours?
Let’s now go to our award winning barrio stock market report:
Los taquitos: La familia Gonzales owners of las tortillas del hood announced a jointly efforts to strengthen making of taquitos and will improve its research analysts and initial public offerings. These initiatives are in support of a new joint regulatory initiative among the still existing taco stands and those that make taquitos at home. El barrio Exchange Commission has address these critical areas before. Los taquitos were down this week at $1.35 each and coffee is extra.
Los tamales: this week it was announced by our own barrio tamale broker manuel Gonzales que we will be seeing some major changes inside el tamale world. With the decrease of corn leaves and a mild summer there should really be no major concerns concerning this matter. Los tamales ended the week at $5.50 a dozen a bit higher than a few weeks ago.
Las empanadas: El barrio community gardens will hold its annual barrio meeting at our community center this weekend to discuss this winters crops and how much of their products will be used this coming xmas and new years. Its easy to say que they the makers of las empanadas are willing to use our product but are they willing to pay the price. Las empandas are more filling than before which was a great victory for los barrio consumers. Las empanadas ended the week at all high $.75 cents each.
La barbacoa de cabazea: Well since the creation of several llama farms and the increase of feral hogs, many barrio farmers had dropped their concerns con esa mad hog and cow diseases muchos de los barrio members have really cut down on eating barbacoa de cabazea. La barbaco ended the week at an all time high of $6.50 a lbs.
Las tortillas: Wow man have you seen the price of this circular produce. My god tortillas have gone up so high on price que many are wondering if the modern chicana is going back to the old days of making their own tortillas at home. Las tortillas ended the week at all time high of $1.35 a dozen. Pesse hejola.
Cheap beer: Well since football season is back and los cowboys have been winning some games muchos store owners tell us que they are selling beer likes its going out of style. Cheap beer ended the week at $5.56 a six pack.
Well raza their you have it for today, I am urbano yosabatodo. Have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. ONCE again here is urbano yosabatodo, como estan todos mi big spenders? While other stock exchanges and dealers are free to trade con those listed stocks, in practice, brokerage firms route most of their orders to that other exchange. But for best execution at the best price here en el barrio, our barrio stock market has been rated number one by some big ass spenders here in the hood.
As the data throughout this section shows, the barrio stock market continually provides the best prices, the most liquidity, the lowest trading costs, the lowest volatility and excellent transaction speed and certainty in our hood, how about yours?
Let’s now go to our award winning barrio stock market report:
Los taquitos: La familia Gonzales owners of las tortillas del hood announced a jointly efforts to strengthen making of taquitos and will improve its research analysts and initial public offerings. These initiatives are in support of a new joint regulatory initiative among the still existing taco stands and those that make taquitos at home. El barrio Exchange Commission has address these critical areas before. Los taquitos were down this week at $1.35 each and coffee is extra.
Los tamales: this week it was announced by our own barrio tamale broker manuel Gonzales que we will be seeing some major changes inside el tamale world. With the decrease of corn leaves and a mild summer there should really be no major concerns concerning this matter. Los tamales ended the week at $5.50 a dozen a bit higher than a few weeks ago.
Las empanadas: El barrio community gardens will hold its annual barrio meeting at our community center this weekend to discuss this winters crops and how much of their products will be used this coming xmas and new years. Its easy to say que they the makers of las empanadas are willing to use our product but are they willing to pay the price. Las empandas are more filling than before which was a great victory for los barrio consumers. Las empanadas ended the week at all high $.75 cents each.
La barbacoa de cabazea: Well since the creation of several llama farms and the increase of feral hogs, many barrio farmers had dropped their concerns con esa mad hog and cow diseases muchos de los barrio members have really cut down on eating barbacoa de cabazea. La barbaco ended the week at an all time high of $6.50 a lbs.
Las tortillas: Wow man have you seen the price of this circular produce. My god tortillas have gone up so high on price que many are wondering if the modern chicana is going back to the old days of making their own tortillas at home. Las tortillas ended the week at all time high of $1.35 a dozen. Pesse hejola.
Cheap beer: Well since football season is back and los cowboys have been winning some games muchos store owners tell us que they are selling beer likes its going out of style. Cheap beer ended the week at $5.56 a six pack.
Well raza their you have it for today, I am urbano yosabatodo. Have a great tejano day.
Thursday, August 25, 2011
westside warrior news network 08252011
Westside warrior news network 08252011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello I am lewis mojo lewis with this weeks award winning headline news.
First of all it is sad that we lost a few brothers this past weekend.
But life goes on for all of us stuck here in earth. Now lets get to that award winning headline news.
< bother in hood arrested for $10,000 counterfiet food stamps.
< Barrio Blackman with broken leg and a broken arm arrested and then released for yelling at passersby,
And finally soul brother gets ass kicked for yelling fire inside the mall.
a soul brother ass was kicked this past Monday at the mall.
This mother thought it was cool to yell fire inside the crowded mall.
About ten folks were injured went they were running for their lives.
El constable and his barrio security force 666 arrested Martin Lee Jonas, when he tired to run outside the mall. Charges will be filed against this brother and a free run to lalaland.
In other news,a black man with a broken left hand and broken right leg was asked to leave the Westinghouse barrio mall area
due to the fact que he was yelling and screaming at people driving by. When asked why he was doing that, he refused to answer.
Constable cadena did pick him up and dropped him off several
blocks away from the mall area. The man continued to yell and scream at cars but was not arrested since no one else had complaint about his actions.
And finally, el constable cadena was called to a local Westside meat market,
where it seemed que a brother named Clarence carter brown was arrested , and the constable confiscated more than $10,000 worth of old food stamps.
Mr carter brown who just got out of prison didn’t realize that food stamps aren’t used anymore in texas but the lone star card has taken its place.
Mr carter was takened back to prison and will no be allowed to pass go.
Ok raza there you have it.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello I am lewis mojo lewis with this weeks award winning headline news.
First of all it is sad that we lost a few brothers this past weekend.
But life goes on for all of us stuck here in earth. Now lets get to that award winning headline news.
< bother in hood arrested for $10,000 counterfiet food stamps.
< Barrio Blackman with broken leg and a broken arm arrested and then released for yelling at passersby,
And finally soul brother gets ass kicked for yelling fire inside the mall.
a soul brother ass was kicked this past Monday at the mall.
This mother thought it was cool to yell fire inside the crowded mall.
About ten folks were injured went they were running for their lives.
El constable and his barrio security force 666 arrested Martin Lee Jonas, when he tired to run outside the mall. Charges will be filed against this brother and a free run to lalaland.
In other news,a black man with a broken left hand and broken right leg was asked to leave the Westinghouse barrio mall area
due to the fact que he was yelling and screaming at people driving by. When asked why he was doing that, he refused to answer.
Constable cadena did pick him up and dropped him off several
blocks away from the mall area. The man continued to yell and scream at cars but was not arrested since no one else had complaint about his actions.
And finally, el constable cadena was called to a local Westside meat market,
where it seemed que a brother named Clarence carter brown was arrested , and the constable confiscated more than $10,000 worth of old food stamps.
Mr carter brown who just got out of prison didn’t realize that food stamps aren’t used anymore in texas but the lone star card has taken its place.
Mr carter was takened back to prison and will no be allowed to pass go.
Ok raza there you have it.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
hejola report for 08242011
Hejola report for 08242011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como esta y soy Bill Diaz con today’s barrio award winning headline news.
Ten barrio members arrested in the nude.
More watermelons missing.
And finally, barrio kids come back to school.
We would like to keep all you folks that have or don’t have children to start slowing down around school zones, since school is back in session. Our constable tells us que many drive real fast and forget to slow down around school zones. So do a child a favor throw those tin cans out the window and drive slow.
Sometime during the night someone took 25 watermelons from the back of a truck that was parked at the corner of third and wells street, says el constable cadena. Si it seems that this truck has been the target of getting ripped off every other night. The owner of the melons El senor Rey Strait told this reporter who would such a thing. I told him I could name a few persons. There is a small reward in any information pertaining to this matter.
And finally, Yesterday afternoon, ten barrio members and a few others were arrested on our second annual “ lets take our clothes off fun walk”. This event was not sponsor nor did they have permission to have held this event in the city limits or even anywhere in the county. It took about 30 minutes in rounding up all the participants. Charges are pending.
Well there you have it raza counting towards..
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como esta y soy Bill Diaz con today’s barrio award winning headline news.
Ten barrio members arrested in the nude.
More watermelons missing.
And finally, barrio kids come back to school.
We would like to keep all you folks that have or don’t have children to start slowing down around school zones, since school is back in session. Our constable tells us que many drive real fast and forget to slow down around school zones. So do a child a favor throw those tin cans out the window and drive slow.
Sometime during the night someone took 25 watermelons from the back of a truck that was parked at the corner of third and wells street, says el constable cadena. Si it seems that this truck has been the target of getting ripped off every other night. The owner of the melons El senor Rey Strait told this reporter who would such a thing. I told him I could name a few persons. There is a small reward in any information pertaining to this matter.
And finally, Yesterday afternoon, ten barrio members and a few others were arrested on our second annual “ lets take our clothes off fun walk”. This event was not sponsor nor did they have permission to have held this event in the city limits or even anywhere in the county. It took about 30 minutes in rounding up all the participants. Charges are pending.
Well there you have it raza counting towards..
Monday, August 22, 2011
paris del helles report for 08222011
World Paris Del Helles hejola report for 08222011.
Cchwnn.
Paris, france. Bonjour my friends I Francisco Delgado de Gaulle de journal de Paris del helles notre correspondant de Paris France. Now with our award winning barrio headline news:
Crazy vato and store owner were both arrested for cashing a seven dollar bill.
Ten men and women arrested for mushroom hunting outside the city limits.
And finally, leave your car with us while on vacation in big trouble.
John Lemon, and Paul Upchurch owners of the only services in the county where you can leave your car with us while on vacation has been summon to our justice of the peace court to answer some questions on why some of the cars they were babysitting had more mileages on their odometer reading them than when they left there. The justice of the peace El Ojo Barrio private eye is thinking of filing charges against the owners of this barrio unique services.
In other news, For some reason or another barrio crazies are out an abound looking for magic mushrooms at local farmer fields and woods. A rumor was out in the hood that magic mushrooms were found about 4 miles outside the city limits and a rush to the rural areas has occurred. In such a rush to get there el constable cadena tells us que he has arrested more than ten men and women for trespassing into private properties. El constable is more worried that the local farmers might take the law into their own hands and start shooting trespassers. But the constable has assured all local farmers and anyone that has cow manure on their properties that to be advise and not allow this crazies on your properties. And if you do see some of them ,just give him a call on the counties Mushroom alert hotline or website.
And finally, Yesterday afternoon el senor Marco Munoz entered the only gringo own store in the hood owner by Bernard Adams, and tried to cash a seven dollar bill. Mr. Adams the store owner asked Mr. Munoz if he wanted 2, 3, or 4 dollar bills for the seven. It seemed that both Mr. Munoz and Mr. adams were dealing and exchanging fake money. Both were arrested after several customers complained to the constable que el senor Adams was using fake money as changes.
Ok raza there you have and we sure hope that you do enjoyed our interviews.
Cchwnn.
Paris, france. Bonjour my friends I Francisco Delgado de Gaulle de journal de Paris del helles notre correspondant de Paris France. Now with our award winning barrio headline news:
Crazy vato and store owner were both arrested for cashing a seven dollar bill.
Ten men and women arrested for mushroom hunting outside the city limits.
And finally, leave your car with us while on vacation in big trouble.
John Lemon, and Paul Upchurch owners of the only services in the county where you can leave your car with us while on vacation has been summon to our justice of the peace court to answer some questions on why some of the cars they were babysitting had more mileages on their odometer reading them than when they left there. The justice of the peace El Ojo Barrio private eye is thinking of filing charges against the owners of this barrio unique services.
In other news, For some reason or another barrio crazies are out an abound looking for magic mushrooms at local farmer fields and woods. A rumor was out in the hood that magic mushrooms were found about 4 miles outside the city limits and a rush to the rural areas has occurred. In such a rush to get there el constable cadena tells us que he has arrested more than ten men and women for trespassing into private properties. El constable is more worried that the local farmers might take the law into their own hands and start shooting trespassers. But the constable has assured all local farmers and anyone that has cow manure on their properties that to be advise and not allow this crazies on your properties. And if you do see some of them ,just give him a call on the counties Mushroom alert hotline or website.
And finally, Yesterday afternoon el senor Marco Munoz entered the only gringo own store in the hood owner by Bernard Adams, and tried to cash a seven dollar bill. Mr. Adams the store owner asked Mr. Munoz if he wanted 2, 3, or 4 dollar bills for the seven. It seemed that both Mr. Munoz and Mr. adams were dealing and exchanging fake money. Both were arrested after several customers complained to the constable que el senor Adams was using fake money as changes.
Ok raza there you have and we sure hope that you do enjoyed our interviews.
Friday, August 19, 2011
barrio stock market report for 08192011
Barrio stock market report for 08192011
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. My name is urbano Yosabatodo con today’s award winning barrio stock market report:
First of all mi raza when barrio companies report their profits and losses every quarter, some are making it and others are not. No I am not trying to say que todos las barrio stocks aren't making monies by being part of this market, but what I am saying es que some are making money,and are just making enough to stay above water. But is that not what business is all about, staying above water?
Now for that award winning barrio stock market report:
Los taquitos: one of the major problems con los taquitos this quarter is que local taco stands are doing a poor job of producing good tacos. Many of the emails we get on this topic, tell us que los tacos aren't what they use to be. Los taquitos ended the week at $1.19 each.
Las empanadas:
Las empanadas seemed to have had a great turn around these last few months. We are told que sales are high and raza are investing mucho mas on las empanadas,like never before. It seems que barrio empanada makers and its shareholders are really putting its profits back into its business. Las empanadas ended the week at $.59 cents each.
Las tortillas:
Many tortillas companies have reported how much of their earnings have kept them reinvesting and retained earnings. But they say que part of it is que small barrio companies don't disclosing what they would have paid in salaries and other French benefits to their now low paid workers. Las tortillas ended the week at $1.45 a pack.
Los tamales:
It really hasn't been a surprise recently in noticing el tamale market is on a bounce for this quarter. What real has helped this market is the well
coordinated and well organized barrio companies are getting. Now
que our tamale guy has not been seen for at least three months and our new
tamale expert has had a heart attack. We were forced to work a bit harder in
gathering this information for you all. One major investor told us yesterday que they were planning to expand its market way beyond the county lines. Los tamales ended the week at an all time high at $6.00 a dozen .
La barbacoa de cabesa:
Now this is very interesting. It seems que el constable cadena was able to have arrested three folks involved on that llama thing we mention last week. Well its all solved now and the llama meat is back on schedule, we should see some llama meat at our barrio meat markets real soon. La barabacoa ended the week at $5.50 a lb.
Alcohol consummation report:
Here is a new twist in drinking or consumming alcohol in el barrio. Personal
responsibility: It is up to each individual barrio member, not our local or
state or even federal government, to make responsible decisions about your
drunk ass life. Personal responsibility raza is the key to a more decent and
just barrio and a just society. State, federal, and local employees, too, must be accountable for their actions, just like barrio members that don't have jobs. And that also includes bar and tavern owners. Cheap beer ended the week at $4.57 a six pack.
Ok raza there you have it, for today and hope que you keep your money in your
pocket. It's a long time till Christmas. Get those layaway going.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. My name is urbano Yosabatodo con today’s award winning barrio stock market report:
First of all mi raza when barrio companies report their profits and losses every quarter, some are making it and others are not. No I am not trying to say que todos las barrio stocks aren't making monies by being part of this market, but what I am saying es que some are making money,and are just making enough to stay above water. But is that not what business is all about, staying above water?
Now for that award winning barrio stock market report:
Los taquitos: one of the major problems con los taquitos this quarter is que local taco stands are doing a poor job of producing good tacos. Many of the emails we get on this topic, tell us que los tacos aren't what they use to be. Los taquitos ended the week at $1.19 each.
Las empanadas:
Las empanadas seemed to have had a great turn around these last few months. We are told que sales are high and raza are investing mucho mas on las empanadas,like never before. It seems que barrio empanada makers and its shareholders are really putting its profits back into its business. Las empanadas ended the week at $.59 cents each.
Las tortillas:
Many tortillas companies have reported how much of their earnings have kept them reinvesting and retained earnings. But they say que part of it is que small barrio companies don't disclosing what they would have paid in salaries and other French benefits to their now low paid workers. Las tortillas ended the week at $1.45 a pack.
Los tamales:
It really hasn't been a surprise recently in noticing el tamale market is on a bounce for this quarter. What real has helped this market is the well
coordinated and well organized barrio companies are getting. Now
que our tamale guy has not been seen for at least three months and our new
tamale expert has had a heart attack. We were forced to work a bit harder in
gathering this information for you all. One major investor told us yesterday que they were planning to expand its market way beyond the county lines. Los tamales ended the week at an all time high at $6.00 a dozen .
La barbacoa de cabesa:
Now this is very interesting. It seems que el constable cadena was able to have arrested three folks involved on that llama thing we mention last week. Well its all solved now and the llama meat is back on schedule, we should see some llama meat at our barrio meat markets real soon. La barabacoa ended the week at $5.50 a lb.
Alcohol consummation report:
Here is a new twist in drinking or consumming alcohol in el barrio. Personal
responsibility: It is up to each individual barrio member, not our local or
state or even federal government, to make responsible decisions about your
drunk ass life. Personal responsibility raza is the key to a more decent and
just barrio and a just society. State, federal, and local employees, too, must be accountable for their actions, just like barrio members that don't have jobs. And that also includes bar and tavern owners. Cheap beer ended the week at $4.57 a six pack.
Ok raza there you have it, for today and hope que you keep your money in your
pocket. It's a long time till Christmas. Get those layaway going.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
hejola report for 08182011
Hejola report for 08182011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hi my name is Bill Diaz, do we have some hot stuff to report about. So with that in mind let’s get to our award winning barrio headline news:
1.Westside demands more answers on deadly accident inside the estates: estates spoke persons Mrs. Owl walks out.
Sissy owl, with the who owl estate journal respondents to three incidents:
1.Fight at the border bar,
2.The shooting of our secret agent turtle
3.And finally the deadly incident on its tour route
And some good educational news, yet so arrested.
Today at least 27 small animals and their parents attended a teacher and parent meeting to discuss any real important matter. A committee will be establish to see if there is a way to include the history of some of this animals back ground into our present history lessons. Oh by the way a group of weird parents protested in front of the school telling school officials that this inter mixing of people and animals, was not good for the future of el barrio. Some were even dress like animals were arrested and charged con chingos de things. Wow.
Hi, sissy owl, you know the daughter of Mr. owl, the owner of Who owl agricultural estates, The who owl journal report for today is sponsored by Mr. Owl the know it owl, if we don’t know it who in the who owl will, we got the good ole boy favor in our crops.
boy have I got stuff to talk about.
First of all let’s start with the little incident in which we quote “I told you so”, was the prime result of folks not being able to read between the lines. We are not here to defend our estate resident but are here to quote our favor saying “I told you so”.
The end result of the los tres estate bad boyz was just a warning to those people que them animals over here are not your little boy pets, we mean business, and that we are here to stay.
Now secondly, the incident of shooting ole turtle boy over here. We have sent a dispatch of estate law dogs to pick him up at the mall, and hope that we can see what really happen.
Oh by the way ever member of the estates is issued a natural bullet proof vest, and if it fits wear it.
And finally, Paco, the blue police spoke person told us que his blue guys are doing everything to investigate this terrible incident, that cost us a paying customer.
Now this young person must have not have a ged or not able to read, pero we feel que he open the window on his own free will.
We cannot share any more information until our investigation is complete.
Thank you sissy, Bill diaz here, Barrio leaders and county officials held a press conference demanding que the estate allow county and barrio investigator to visit the site of where the accident happened.
The estate spoke person, Mrs. Owl told us que her staff , along con some space guys were investigating this matter. And by the way she told the group que anytime someone or something enters the estate, especially this tour buses, every single person that paid a fee, to the tour company has wavier its liability to the estate, and now you take it from there as she and her 20 animal security left the meeting.
Well folks there you have it and have a great day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hi my name is Bill Diaz, do we have some hot stuff to report about. So with that in mind let’s get to our award winning barrio headline news:
1.Westside demands more answers on deadly accident inside the estates: estates spoke persons Mrs. Owl walks out.
Sissy owl, with the who owl estate journal respondents to three incidents:
1.Fight at the border bar,
2.The shooting of our secret agent turtle
3.And finally the deadly incident on its tour route
And some good educational news, yet so arrested.
Today at least 27 small animals and their parents attended a teacher and parent meeting to discuss any real important matter. A committee will be establish to see if there is a way to include the history of some of this animals back ground into our present history lessons. Oh by the way a group of weird parents protested in front of the school telling school officials that this inter mixing of people and animals, was not good for the future of el barrio. Some were even dress like animals were arrested and charged con chingos de things. Wow.
Hi, sissy owl, you know the daughter of Mr. owl, the owner of Who owl agricultural estates, The who owl journal report for today is sponsored by Mr. Owl the know it owl, if we don’t know it who in the who owl will, we got the good ole boy favor in our crops.
boy have I got stuff to talk about.
First of all let’s start with the little incident in which we quote “I told you so”, was the prime result of folks not being able to read between the lines. We are not here to defend our estate resident but are here to quote our favor saying “I told you so”.
The end result of the los tres estate bad boyz was just a warning to those people que them animals over here are not your little boy pets, we mean business, and that we are here to stay.
Now secondly, the incident of shooting ole turtle boy over here. We have sent a dispatch of estate law dogs to pick him up at the mall, and hope that we can see what really happen.
Oh by the way ever member of the estates is issued a natural bullet proof vest, and if it fits wear it.
And finally, Paco, the blue police spoke person told us que his blue guys are doing everything to investigate this terrible incident, that cost us a paying customer.
Now this young person must have not have a ged or not able to read, pero we feel que he open the window on his own free will.
We cannot share any more information until our investigation is complete.
Thank you sissy, Bill diaz here, Barrio leaders and county officials held a press conference demanding que the estate allow county and barrio investigator to visit the site of where the accident happened.
The estate spoke person, Mrs. Owl told us que her staff , along con some space guys were investigating this matter. And by the way she told the group que anytime someone or something enters the estate, especially this tour buses, every single person that paid a fee, to the tour company has wavier its liability to the estate, and now you take it from there as she and her 20 animal security left the meeting.
Well folks there you have it and have a great day.
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
hejola report for 08172011
Hejola report for 08182011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Good day mi raza, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio man shoots estates resident.
Bachelor Party bus gone wrong inside the estates .
Barrio leaders stop leading county equipment out.
Talking about trying to doing a good deed, the county had agreed to lead out its maintenance equipment to its barrio residents that wanted to fix their roads inside their property; well that is the case con Crystal Jimenez, who borrowed a steam roller to help with the maintenance on her back yard road, lost control of the vehicle, and sending it into a ditch, which she was thrown and fatally rolled upon.
In other news, Henry Mora was having a bachelor night party by hiring a party bus to haul his friends around the hood and a tour of the How Owl agricultural estates, woodland area. But the problem was that John boy a friend of his popped open an emergency escape hatch on the barrio bus’s tour roof and peered out on the roof. But instead he slammed his head on a tree branch that hang over the street, killing him. Charges are pending.
And finally,Yesterday a member of the How Owl estates, Sammy the turtle, stopped at the corner of wells and third street gas station and as he walked in, he held the door open for another customer and expected the customer to say thank you. But the other customer remained silent, and Sammy pressed the issue, asked him why he didn’t say thank you. In addition Sammy followed the man out to his car, esta vato pulled a gun thinking que esta turtle was going to rob him, so he pulled a gun and shot Sammy the turtle in the stomach, sending the turtle to St. Paul’s Medical Center, who is schedule to remain there for 5 days and while at the center, he was still nagging that man that shot him should do the right thing and turn himself in. pesse hejolia.
Alright raza have a great day and keep it tejano..
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Good day mi raza, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio man shoots estates resident.
Bachelor Party bus gone wrong inside the estates .
Barrio leaders stop leading county equipment out.
Talking about trying to doing a good deed, the county had agreed to lead out its maintenance equipment to its barrio residents that wanted to fix their roads inside their property; well that is the case con Crystal Jimenez, who borrowed a steam roller to help with the maintenance on her back yard road, lost control of the vehicle, and sending it into a ditch, which she was thrown and fatally rolled upon.
In other news, Henry Mora was having a bachelor night party by hiring a party bus to haul his friends around the hood and a tour of the How Owl agricultural estates, woodland area. But the problem was that John boy a friend of his popped open an emergency escape hatch on the barrio bus’s tour roof and peered out on the roof. But instead he slammed his head on a tree branch that hang over the street, killing him. Charges are pending.
And finally,Yesterday a member of the How Owl estates, Sammy the turtle, stopped at the corner of wells and third street gas station and as he walked in, he held the door open for another customer and expected the customer to say thank you. But the other customer remained silent, and Sammy pressed the issue, asked him why he didn’t say thank you. In addition Sammy followed the man out to his car, esta vato pulled a gun thinking que esta turtle was going to rob him, so he pulled a gun and shot Sammy the turtle in the stomach, sending the turtle to St. Paul’s Medical Center, who is schedule to remain there for 5 days and while at the center, he was still nagging that man that shot him should do the right thing and turn himself in. pesse hejolia.
Alright raza have a great day and keep it tejano..
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
hejola report for 08162011
Hejola report for 08162011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx.hello again I am bill Diaz; there is no need to dwell on the direction one takes. There will always be obstacles and barriers along the way. Remember that day the people move in next door and wonder who, what, and why are they here? Think about it. Isn’t life just like that. Now for our award winning barrio headline news.
Barrio divorces up and separations down.
Fight breaks out at barrio border bar.
And finally, first report from Sissy owl, estates correspondent, with the How Owl Agricultural estate journal.
Gee some much going on Sissy owl here, daughter of Mr. owl, huh, We would like to start off by making sure that all estates resident are allowed inside the hood, please travel by three’s.
We want you the readers to visit our official website to make sure you don’t fuck with the wrong estates residents. Such as Mr. Rat, ail rabbit and redhornredleg rooster, them boys you don’t want to mess with.
We hoping that by the time you read this story, you would have seen the warning poster on both sides of the hood to let them know if you seem them, shit leave them alone.
Some good developing news, estates residents told a group of cchwnn staff, we are here to grow with you, let’s make it a growing issue and grow.
And finally my daddy, Mr. Owl, the owner of the estates told me that I wasn’t getting any special treatment and will have to do what the creator writes about her. There was no comments from the make believe staff persons from cchwnn present, hoping their names don’t appear on the deleted table. See ya wouldn’t want too be u..all.
Ok thanks Sissy owl,
Well, now that people and gee them animal friends from the estates, are allowed to come into the hood and enjoy their evening, was not on the agenda for some people last night. It seems that some of the folks that got layoff liked to hang out at the border bar.
Now the folks from the estates really don’t know too much about the hood, that the decided to walk into the first bar they saw after the walked passed the estates gates and it so happiness to be the barrio border bar.
You know you being drinking too much when a chicken and rabbit and a rat your height and sizes walk inside the bar and asks the bartender, sells us a around. As the evening went on, it was a matter of time when one the people made some smart ass remark about the farm animals that got their attention.
I don’t think them boys from the hood, read the warning signs on the way over here, about some bad ass farm animals, says the constable, well he figured when he got to the scene of the crime, them boys from the estates might have been them animals them posters warned us about, and them aren’t farm pets, for sure not aren’t the farm animals you and I were raised with.
Well when the dust settled on that dusty saloon, the only thing stand besides the bar and some broken chairs and tables were the chicken better know as a 6 foot ail rooster, the rat, which happens to be the biggest rat ever seen, 5’7”, and that little rabbit just so happens to be Kung Fu raton who happens to be the estates heavy weight kickboxing world animal champion rabbit for several years, just stood at 6 feet tall.
The constable finally told us, when those boys confronted those animals they were sitting down hunch back looking and shit hit the fan when they stood up and took the challenged to a fight. No charges will be filed and then estate boys are welcome to come back anytime says the owner of the border bar.
Yesterday Dalai Guerra our correspondent on love and love alone told us que after her interview of ten couples that we married, please notice married and not happily married, agree to do the study with out any names to be disclose. After a long talk the ten couples agreed to go along.
Well here are the findings of this study. 5 of the couples were one step of filing for divorces, 8 had already agreed to think about and got separated and 3 decided to walk out the room before the study was done. 4 really couldn’t stand each other, and 5 did it for the kids. The oldest couple of 93 and 92 years old didn’t really give a shit. That’s because all their kids were dead and gone. Dang I think we wrote about this old folks, huh…..
We are hoping for future funding to keep paying members in the hood for their enlighten of what ever day life is. One does not have to live in a hood but you do belong in a hood, look around, dang man this aren’t the hood, yes it is. Pleases continue funding for the answers and so much informative research to be done so one has the ability to brings your thought to the front of ones agenda in life. What would one do with out an agenda, or even a life, just bullshit, wow? Heck I don’t know I am just make believe, wax on wax off poopppppy
Created in 1998. Chicano cable hot wired news network is property of Daniel Lopez. All copy rights are applied to the thru the Barrio copy right agency. For more details …..
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx.hello again I am bill Diaz; there is no need to dwell on the direction one takes. There will always be obstacles and barriers along the way. Remember that day the people move in next door and wonder who, what, and why are they here? Think about it. Isn’t life just like that. Now for our award winning barrio headline news.
Barrio divorces up and separations down.
Fight breaks out at barrio border bar.
And finally, first report from Sissy owl, estates correspondent, with the How Owl Agricultural estate journal.
Gee some much going on Sissy owl here, daughter of Mr. owl, huh, We would like to start off by making sure that all estates resident are allowed inside the hood, please travel by three’s.
We want you the readers to visit our official website to make sure you don’t fuck with the wrong estates residents. Such as Mr. Rat, ail rabbit and redhornredleg rooster, them boys you don’t want to mess with.
We hoping that by the time you read this story, you would have seen the warning poster on both sides of the hood to let them know if you seem them, shit leave them alone.
Some good developing news, estates residents told a group of cchwnn staff, we are here to grow with you, let’s make it a growing issue and grow.
And finally my daddy, Mr. Owl, the owner of the estates told me that I wasn’t getting any special treatment and will have to do what the creator writes about her. There was no comments from the make believe staff persons from cchwnn present, hoping their names don’t appear on the deleted table. See ya wouldn’t want too be u..all.
Ok thanks Sissy owl,
Well, now that people and gee them animal friends from the estates, are allowed to come into the hood and enjoy their evening, was not on the agenda for some people last night. It seems that some of the folks that got layoff liked to hang out at the border bar.
Now the folks from the estates really don’t know too much about the hood, that the decided to walk into the first bar they saw after the walked passed the estates gates and it so happiness to be the barrio border bar.
You know you being drinking too much when a chicken and rabbit and a rat your height and sizes walk inside the bar and asks the bartender, sells us a around. As the evening went on, it was a matter of time when one the people made some smart ass remark about the farm animals that got their attention.
I don’t think them boys from the hood, read the warning signs on the way over here, about some bad ass farm animals, says the constable, well he figured when he got to the scene of the crime, them boys from the estates might have been them animals them posters warned us about, and them aren’t farm pets, for sure not aren’t the farm animals you and I were raised with.
Well when the dust settled on that dusty saloon, the only thing stand besides the bar and some broken chairs and tables were the chicken better know as a 6 foot ail rooster, the rat, which happens to be the biggest rat ever seen, 5’7”, and that little rabbit just so happens to be Kung Fu raton who happens to be the estates heavy weight kickboxing world animal champion rabbit for several years, just stood at 6 feet tall.
The constable finally told us, when those boys confronted those animals they were sitting down hunch back looking and shit hit the fan when they stood up and took the challenged to a fight. No charges will be filed and then estate boys are welcome to come back anytime says the owner of the border bar.
Yesterday Dalai Guerra our correspondent on love and love alone told us que after her interview of ten couples that we married, please notice married and not happily married, agree to do the study with out any names to be disclose. After a long talk the ten couples agreed to go along.
Well here are the findings of this study. 5 of the couples were one step of filing for divorces, 8 had already agreed to think about and got separated and 3 decided to walk out the room before the study was done. 4 really couldn’t stand each other, and 5 did it for the kids. The oldest couple of 93 and 92 years old didn’t really give a shit. That’s because all their kids were dead and gone. Dang I think we wrote about this old folks, huh…..
We are hoping for future funding to keep paying members in the hood for their enlighten of what ever day life is. One does not have to live in a hood but you do belong in a hood, look around, dang man this aren’t the hood, yes it is. Pleases continue funding for the answers and so much informative research to be done so one has the ability to brings your thought to the front of ones agenda in life. What would one do with out an agenda, or even a life, just bullshit, wow? Heck I don’t know I am just make believe, wax on wax off poopppppy
Created in 1998. Chicano cable hot wired news network is property of Daniel Lopez. All copy rights are applied to the thru the Barrio copy right agency. For more details …..
hejola report for 08162011
Hejola report for 08162011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx.hello again I am bill Diaz; there is no need to dwell on the direction one takes. There will always be obstacles and barriers along the way. Remember that day the people move in next door and wonder who, what, and why are they here? Think about it. Isn’t life just like that. Now for our award winning barrio headline news.
Barrio divorces up and separations down.
Fight breaks out at barrio border bar.
And finally, first report from Sissy owl, estates correspondent, with the How Owl Agricultural estate journal.
Gee some much going on Sissy owl here, daughter of Mr. owl, huh, We would like to start off by making sure that all estates resident are allowed inside the hood, please travel by three’s.
We want you the readers to visit our official website to make sure you don’t fuck with the wrong estates residents. Such as Mr. Rat, ail rabbit and redhornredleg rooster, them boys you don’t want to mess with.
We hoping that by the time you read this story, you would have seen the warning poster on both sides of the hood to let them know if you seem them, shit leave them alone.
Some good developing news, estates residents told a group of cchwnn staff, we are here to grow with you, let’s make it a growing issue and grow.
And finally my daddy, Mr. Owl, the owner of the estates told me that I wasn’t getting any special treatment and will have to do what the creator writes about her. There was no comments from the make believe staff persons from cchwnn present, hoping their names don’t appear on the deleted table. See ya wouldn’t want too be u..all.
Ok thanks Sissy owl,
Well, now that people and gee them animal friends from the estates, are allowed to come into the hood and enjoy their evening, was not on the agenda for some people last night. It seems that some of the folks that got layoff liked to hang out at the border bar.
Now the folks from the estates really don’t know too much about the hood, that the decided to walk into the first bar they saw after the walked passed the estates gates and it so happiness to be the barrio border bar.
You know you being drinking too much when a chicken and rabbit and a rat your height and sizes walk inside the bar and asks the bartender, sells us a around. As the evening went on, it was a matter of time when one the people made some smart ass remark about the farm animals that got their attention.
I don’t think them boys from the hood, read the warning signs on the way over here, about some bad ass farm animals, says the constable, well he figured when he got to the scene of the crime, them boys from the estates might have been them animals them posters warned us about, and them aren’t farm pets, for sure not aren’t the farm animals you and I were raised with.
Well when the dust settled on that dusty saloon, the only thing stand besides the bar and some broken chairs and tables were the chicken better know as a 6 foot ail rooster, the rat, which happens to be the biggest rat ever seen, 5’7”, and that little rabbit just so happens to be Kung Fu raton who happens to be the estates heavy weight kickboxing world animal champion rabbit for several years, just stood at 6 feet tall.
The constable finally told us, when those boys confronted those animals they were sitting down hunch back looking and shit hit the fan when they stood up and took the challenged to a fight. No charges will be filed and then estate boys are welcome to come back anytime says the owner of the border bar.
Yesterday Dalai Guerra our correspondent on love and love alone told us que after her interview of ten couples that we married, please notice married and not happily married, agree to do the study with out any names to be disclose. After a long talk the ten couples agreed to go along.
Well here are the findings of this study. 5 of the couples were one step of filing for divorces, 8 had already agreed to think about and got separated and 3 decided to walk out the room before the study was done. 4 really couldn’t stand each other, and 5 did it for the kids. The oldest couple of 93 and 92 years old didn’t really give a shit. That’s because all their kids were dead and gone. Dang I think we wrote about this old folks, huh…..
We are hoping for future funding to keep paying members in the hood for their enlighten of what ever day life is. One does not have to live in a hood but you do belong in a hood, look around, dang man this aren’t the hood, yes it is. Pleases continue funding for the answers and so much informative research to be done so one has the ability to brings your thought to the front of ones agenda in life. What would one do with out an agenda, or even a life, just bullshit, wow? Heck I don’t know I am just make believe, wax on wax off poopppppy
Created in 1998. Chicano cable hot wired news network is property of Daniel Lopez. All copy rights are applied to the thru the Barrio copy right agency. For more details …..
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx.hello again I am bill Diaz; there is no need to dwell on the direction one takes. There will always be obstacles and barriers along the way. Remember that day the people move in next door and wonder who, what, and why are they here? Think about it. Isn’t life just like that. Now for our award winning barrio headline news.
Barrio divorces up and separations down.
Fight breaks out at barrio border bar.
And finally, first report from Sissy owl, estates correspondent, with the How Owl Agricultural estate journal.
Gee some much going on Sissy owl here, daughter of Mr. owl, huh, We would like to start off by making sure that all estates resident are allowed inside the hood, please travel by three’s.
We want you the readers to visit our official website to make sure you don’t fuck with the wrong estates residents. Such as Mr. Rat, ail rabbit and redhornredleg rooster, them boys you don’t want to mess with.
We hoping that by the time you read this story, you would have seen the warning poster on both sides of the hood to let them know if you seem them, shit leave them alone.
Some good developing news, estates residents told a group of cchwnn staff, we are here to grow with you, let’s make it a growing issue and grow.
And finally my daddy, Mr. Owl, the owner of the estates told me that I wasn’t getting any special treatment and will have to do what the creator writes about her. There was no comments from the make believe staff persons from cchwnn present, hoping their names don’t appear on the deleted table. See ya wouldn’t want too be u..all.
Ok thanks Sissy owl,
Well, now that people and gee them animal friends from the estates, are allowed to come into the hood and enjoy their evening, was not on the agenda for some people last night. It seems that some of the folks that got layoff liked to hang out at the border bar.
Now the folks from the estates really don’t know too much about the hood, that the decided to walk into the first bar they saw after the walked passed the estates gates and it so happiness to be the barrio border bar.
You know you being drinking too much when a chicken and rabbit and a rat your height and sizes walk inside the bar and asks the bartender, sells us a around. As the evening went on, it was a matter of time when one the people made some smart ass remark about the farm animals that got their attention.
I don’t think them boys from the hood, read the warning signs on the way over here, about some bad ass farm animals, says the constable, well he figured when he got to the scene of the crime, them boys from the estates might have been them animals them posters warned us about, and them aren’t farm pets, for sure not aren’t the farm animals you and I were raised with.
Well when the dust settled on that dusty saloon, the only thing stand besides the bar and some broken chairs and tables were the chicken better know as a 6 foot ail rooster, the rat, which happens to be the biggest rat ever seen, 5’7”, and that little rabbit just so happens to be Kung Fu raton who happens to be the estates heavy weight kickboxing world animal champion rabbit for several years, just stood at 6 feet tall.
The constable finally told us, when those boys confronted those animals they were sitting down hunch back looking and shit hit the fan when they stood up and took the challenged to a fight. No charges will be filed and then estate boys are welcome to come back anytime says the owner of the border bar.
Yesterday Dalai Guerra our correspondent on love and love alone told us que after her interview of ten couples that we married, please notice married and not happily married, agree to do the study with out any names to be disclose. After a long talk the ten couples agreed to go along.
Well here are the findings of this study. 5 of the couples were one step of filing for divorces, 8 had already agreed to think about and got separated and 3 decided to walk out the room before the study was done. 4 really couldn’t stand each other, and 5 did it for the kids. The oldest couple of 93 and 92 years old didn’t really give a shit. That’s because all their kids were dead and gone. Dang I think we wrote about this old folks, huh…..
We are hoping for future funding to keep paying members in the hood for their enlighten of what ever day life is. One does not have to live in a hood but you do belong in a hood, look around, dang man this aren’t the hood, yes it is. Pleases continue funding for the answers and so much informative research to be done so one has the ability to brings your thought to the front of ones agenda in life. What would one do with out an agenda, or even a life, just bullshit, wow? Heck I don’t know I am just make believe, wax on wax off poopppppy
Created in 1998. Chicano cable hot wired news network is property of Daniel Lopez. All copy rights are applied to the thru the Barrio copy right agency. For more details …..
Monday, August 15, 2011
hejola report for 08152011
Hejola report for 8142011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news,
How owl agricultural estates expands it into the Westside, Westinghouse barrio mall will new franchises.
Barrio leaders not worried about the high employment.
City and county law dogs agree on tour visas.
After hours of discussion and review several plans they all agreed to allow the new residents from the who owl agricultural estates to enter Westside hood and not require having any special passes. The block buster was when the estates did not go along allowing Westside and eastside and anyone not living or working inside the estate to enter when ever they want. A top representative of the estates, Mrs. Owl, point out that, the who owl agricultural estates was a private estate and provided a limited number of tours of its estates per day. We just can’t keep the gate open and allowing anyone in when ever they want. It’s a control area and we are not going to let anyone in unless you have a pass. After the meeting all parties agreed to continue negotiation and would not stop any efforts of expanding into our barrio economy, one barrio leader was quoted in saying que its about time que some one was interested in the hood and its future. Mrs. Owl was quoted also, responding to the leaders comment; we are here and not going nowhere.
Barrio leaders along con the barrio job services met during the week and out lined the crisis we thought we were facing with. It seems that our records show that three out of eleven in the hood have a job. It also reported that four out of eleven are going to college, a slight increase from before. This numbers are not good when it comes to demand and deliver. Now We know that the establishment of the who owl agricultural estates has been a blessing. Now we can forecast that the numbers off new jobs and the increase of educational level in the hood has allowed Mr. Owl to continue his announced about his new business coming our way and having the available work force to meet his demands. Its all good says one leader, hey we lose some and win some, referring to the number of out sourcing jobs the estate has taken from the hood. Barrio leaders are preparing for the Christmas rush and black Friday sells.
And finally, Yesterday morning an announcement was made by Mrs. Owl that the estates had already purchased some business inside the Westinghouse barrio mall. We plan on opening the following business inside the mall:
Mr. Mac Owl burgers,
Fish and Boat sea food dinner,
WhatOwlburger,
The estate game room,
And who owl tavern
And a Mrs. Owl’s penny store.
We are really exceeded about our new venture into the barriooo, and we will be having a whole lot of jobs opening for Westside residents only. So be prepared to bring your resume and be ready to work says Mrs. Owl.
Well thing looking good for the hood and that triple bbb rating , cant beat that or can we”?
Have a great howdy day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news,
How owl agricultural estates expands it into the Westside, Westinghouse barrio mall will new franchises.
Barrio leaders not worried about the high employment.
City and county law dogs agree on tour visas.
After hours of discussion and review several plans they all agreed to allow the new residents from the who owl agricultural estates to enter Westside hood and not require having any special passes. The block buster was when the estates did not go along allowing Westside and eastside and anyone not living or working inside the estate to enter when ever they want. A top representative of the estates, Mrs. Owl, point out that, the who owl agricultural estates was a private estate and provided a limited number of tours of its estates per day. We just can’t keep the gate open and allowing anyone in when ever they want. It’s a control area and we are not going to let anyone in unless you have a pass. After the meeting all parties agreed to continue negotiation and would not stop any efforts of expanding into our barrio economy, one barrio leader was quoted in saying que its about time que some one was interested in the hood and its future. Mrs. Owl was quoted also, responding to the leaders comment; we are here and not going nowhere.
Barrio leaders along con the barrio job services met during the week and out lined the crisis we thought we were facing with. It seems that our records show that three out of eleven in the hood have a job. It also reported that four out of eleven are going to college, a slight increase from before. This numbers are not good when it comes to demand and deliver. Now We know that the establishment of the who owl agricultural estates has been a blessing. Now we can forecast that the numbers off new jobs and the increase of educational level in the hood has allowed Mr. Owl to continue his announced about his new business coming our way and having the available work force to meet his demands. Its all good says one leader, hey we lose some and win some, referring to the number of out sourcing jobs the estate has taken from the hood. Barrio leaders are preparing for the Christmas rush and black Friday sells.
And finally, Yesterday morning an announcement was made by Mrs. Owl that the estates had already purchased some business inside the Westinghouse barrio mall. We plan on opening the following business inside the mall:
Mr. Mac Owl burgers,
Fish and Boat sea food dinner,
WhatOwlburger,
The estate game room,
And who owl tavern
And a Mrs. Owl’s penny store.
We are really exceeded about our new venture into the barriooo, and we will be having a whole lot of jobs opening for Westside residents only. So be prepared to bring your resume and be ready to work says Mrs. Owl.
Well thing looking good for the hood and that triple bbb rating , cant beat that or can we”?
Have a great howdy day.
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