hejola report for 08162011

Hejola report for 08162011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx.hello again I am bill Diaz; there is no need to dwell on the direction one takes. There will always be obstacles and barriers along the way. Remember that day the people move in next door and wonder who, what, and why are they here? Think about it. Isn’t life just like that. Now for our award winning barrio headline news.

Barrio divorces up and separations down.
Fight breaks out at barrio border bar.
And finally, first report from Sissy owl, estates correspondent, with the How Owl Agricultural estate journal.

Gee some much going on Sissy owl here, daughter of Mr. owl, huh, We would like to start off by making sure that all estates resident are allowed inside the hood, please travel by three’s.
We want you the readers to visit our official website to make sure you don’t fuck with the wrong estates residents. Such as Mr. Rat, ail rabbit and redhornredleg rooster, them boys you don’t want to mess with.
We hoping that by the time you read this story, you would have seen the warning poster on both sides of the hood to let them know if you seem them, shit leave them alone.
Some good developing news, estates residents told a group of cchwnn staff, we are here to grow with you, let’s make it a growing issue and grow.
And finally my daddy, Mr. Owl, the owner of the estates told me that I wasn’t getting any special treatment and will have to do what the creator writes about her. There was no comments from the make believe staff persons from cchwnn present, hoping their names don’t appear on the deleted table. See ya wouldn’t want too be u..all.

Ok thanks Sissy owl,
Well, now that people and gee them animal friends from the estates, are allowed to come into the hood and enjoy their evening, was not on the agenda for some people last night. It seems that some of the folks that got layoff liked to hang out at the border bar.

Now the folks from the estates really don’t know too much about the hood, that the decided to walk into the first bar they saw after the walked passed the estates gates and it so happiness to be the barrio border bar.

You know you being drinking too much when a chicken and rabbit and a rat your height and sizes walk inside the bar and asks the bartender, sells us a around. As the evening went on, it was a matter of time when one the people made some smart ass remark about the farm animals that got their attention.

I don’t think them boys from the hood, read the warning signs on the way over here, about some bad ass farm animals, says the constable, well he figured when he got to the scene of the crime, them boys from the estates might have been them animals them posters warned us about, and them aren’t farm pets, for sure not aren’t the farm animals you and I were raised with.

Well when the dust settled on that dusty saloon, the only thing stand besides the bar and some broken chairs and tables were the chicken better know as a 6 foot ail rooster, the rat, which happens to be the biggest rat ever seen, 5’7”, and that little rabbit just so happens to be Kung Fu raton who happens to be the estates heavy weight kickboxing world animal champion rabbit for several years, just stood at 6 feet tall.

The constable finally told us, when those boys confronted those animals they were sitting down hunch back looking and shit hit the fan when they stood up and took the challenged to a fight. No charges will be filed and then estate boys are welcome to come back anytime says the owner of the border bar.

Yesterday Dalai Guerra our correspondent on love and love alone told us que after her interview of ten couples that we married, please notice married and not happily married, agree to do the study with out any names to be disclose. After a long talk the ten couples agreed to go along.

Well here are the findings of this study. 5 of the couples were one step of filing for divorces, 8 had already agreed to think about and got separated and 3 decided to walk out the room before the study was done. 4 really couldn’t stand each other, and 5 did it for the kids. The oldest couple of 93 and 92 years old didn’t really give a shit. That’s because all their kids were dead and gone. Dang I think we wrote about this old folks, huh…..

We are hoping for future funding to keep paying members in the hood for their enlighten of what ever day life is. One does not have to live in a hood but you do belong in a hood, look around, dang man this aren’t the hood, yes it is. Pleases continue funding for the answers and so much informative research to be done so one has the ability to brings your thought to the front of ones agenda in life. What would one do with out an agenda, or even a life, just bullshit, wow? Heck I don’t know I am just make believe, wax on wax off poopppppy


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