hejola report for 08182011

Hejola report for 08182011.
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Kingsville,tx. Hi my name is Bill Diaz, do we have some hot stuff to report about. So with that in mind let’s get to our award winning barrio headline news:


1.Westside demands more answers on deadly accident inside the estates: estates spoke persons Mrs. Owl walks out.

Sissy owl, with the who owl estate journal respondents to three incidents:

1.Fight at the border bar,

2.The shooting of our secret agent turtle

3.And finally the deadly incident on its tour route

And some good educational news, yet so arrested.

Today at least 27 small animals and their parents attended a teacher and parent meeting to discuss any real important matter. A committee will be establish to see if there is a way to include the history of some of this animals back ground into our present history lessons. Oh by the way a group of weird parents protested in front of the school telling school officials that this inter mixing of people and animals, was not good for the future of el barrio. Some were even dress like animals were arrested and charged con chingos de things. Wow.


Hi, sissy owl, you know the daughter of Mr. owl, the owner of Who owl agricultural estates, The who owl journal report for today is sponsored by Mr. Owl the know it owl, if we don’t know it who in the who owl will, we got the good ole boy favor in our crops.
boy have I got stuff to talk about.

First of all let’s start with the little incident in which we quote “I told you so”, was the prime result of folks not being able to read between the lines. We are not here to defend our estate resident but are here to quote our favor saying “I told you so”.
The end result of the los tres estate bad boyz was just a warning to those people que them animals over here are not your little boy pets, we mean business, and that we are here to stay.

Now secondly, the incident of shooting ole turtle boy over here. We have sent a dispatch of estate law dogs to pick him up at the mall, and hope that we can see what really happen.
Oh by the way ever member of the estates is issued a natural bullet proof vest, and if it fits wear it.

And finally, Paco, the blue police spoke person told us que his blue guys are doing everything to investigate this terrible incident, that cost us a paying customer.

Now this young person must have not have a ged or not able to read, pero we feel que he open the window on his own free will.
We cannot share any more information until our investigation is complete.


Thank you sissy, Bill diaz here, Barrio leaders and county officials held a press conference demanding que the estate allow county and barrio investigator to visit the site of where the accident happened.

The estate spoke person, Mrs. Owl told us que her staff , along con some space guys were investigating this matter. And by the way she told the group que anytime someone or something enters the estate, especially this tour buses, every single person that paid a fee, to the tour company has wavier its liability to the estate, and now you take it from there as she and her 20 animal security left the meeting.

Well folks there you have it and have a great day.