paris del helles report for 08222011

World Paris Del Helles hejola report for 08222011.
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Paris, france. Bonjour my friends I Francisco Delgado de Gaulle de journal de Paris del helles notre correspondant de Paris France. Now with our award winning barrio headline news:
Crazy vato and store owner were both arrested for cashing a seven dollar bill.
Ten men and women arrested for mushroom hunting outside the city limits.
And finally, leave your car with us while on vacation in big trouble.
John Lemon, and Paul Upchurch owners of the only services in the county where you can leave your car with us while on vacation has been summon to our justice of the peace court to answer some questions on why some of the cars they were babysitting had more mileages on their odometer reading them than when they left there. The justice of the peace El Ojo Barrio private eye is thinking of filing charges against the owners of this barrio unique services.

In other news, For some reason or another barrio crazies are out an abound looking for magic mushrooms at local farmer fields and woods. A rumor was out in the hood that magic mushrooms were found about 4 miles outside the city limits and a rush to the rural areas has occurred. In such a rush to get there el constable cadena tells us que he has arrested more than ten men and women for trespassing into private properties. El constable is more worried that the local farmers might take the law into their own hands and start shooting trespassers. But the constable has assured all local farmers and anyone that has cow manure on their properties that to be advise and not allow this crazies on your properties. And if you do see some of them ,just give him a call on the counties Mushroom alert hotline or website.

And finally, Yesterday afternoon el senor Marco Munoz entered the only gringo own store in the hood owner by Bernard Adams, and tried to cash a seven dollar bill. Mr. Adams the store owner asked Mr. Munoz if he wanted 2, 3, or 4 dollar bills for the seven. It seemed that both Mr. Munoz and Mr. adams were dealing and exchanging fake money. Both were arrested after several customers complained to the constable que el senor Adams was using fake money as changes.
Ok raza there you have and we sure hope that you do enjoyed our interviews.