westside warrior news network 04292016.

Westside warrior news network 04292016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx. Hello again mi raza como estan , and I am Lewis mojo Lewis,and let’s get it on.

Now for that award winning headline news:

One vato arrested for acting like sancho clause.

Addiction hits hard in the hood.

And finally public bathroom are need.

 

It seems que when you have to go, you just have to go. Well that’s the case con Billy Alvarado who was busted taking a wiz, from inside of his car. It seems que henry has two broken legs and can’t really get around but it didn’t stop him from relieving oneself in public. It seems que the stop light at the corner of wells and third was not working yesterday and it was on red for hours and hours, in which henry hadn’t realized this.

You know that ever hood in any given town has its addictions, regardless who they are. Many can say, to a primo or something like that, that your relationship with drugs, with cigarettes, with food , or with alcohol sometime is more important to you than a relationship with people or god, and that is what Pedro Valdez is involved. It seems that his whole life evolved in the drug culture and finally took his life. Yesterday morning he was found death at the corner of third and wells sitting there. It seems based on the police report que Pedro had been sitting on that corner for more than three days and no one took notice, until yesterday morning when a drive bye noticed his shoes were missing. An investigation is being done. If you have any information concerning this crime please don’t call us or the missing shoe.

It seems that those winter Texans bring in the most of folks. Well it seems que panchito Gomez did it again, known for dressing up like Sancho clause. For the last few years esta winter Texans well he thinks he’s one was arrested by el constable cadena at the corner of wells and third again. It seems que esta vato loves to take pictures of him and folks sitting on his lap while dressed like Sancho clause. El sancho clause was asked not to wear the uniform till after thanksgiving.

Well folks that’s it, and have a great tejano day.

hejola report for04282016

Hejola report for 04282016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tex. hello again and I a bill diaz con an additional special coverage :

barrio members are needed to find shooting suspect, dressed like a referee,

Ice cream driver arrested after shooting customer.

Healing licking cow found inside city limits.

 And finally,Two non-residents arrested for robbing Lopez stop and shop

Two men were arrested yesterday and charged with robbing Lopez stop and shop. The constable report stated que they had a glitch in their getaway plan.  These two guys hopped on mountain bikes to make their exit, but they were apparently unfamiliar with the concept of a gearshift, and both men rode away in first gear (or perhaps second), and to add to this dilemma the tires were flat. They rode away so slowly that one witness followed them easily on foot, and a store guard got close enough to shoot one of them in the arm. They were quickly surrendered and arrested. Local residents are worried about the increase of crime from non-barrio residents. It seems que we all have to keep our eyes open now a days. They are coming from all over the place and make our hood unsafe for all of us. We can be great again with all this nonresidents in our hood

A large number of persons have been pilgrimage this day, to the home and farm inside the city limits of the family Trevino. It seems que a mystical cow that was born in a sacred commune, according to a folk-healer report.

Word got out after the wife of the cow's owner said she was cured of a chronic illness, and other success stories followed by cow’s licking its face, and now the owner is charging 50 cents per lick. But, warned the owner, "the cow won't lick people who don't pay their money first."

Before we found out, someone went an stole that cow. The family Trevino is offering a reward for a missing cow, if you have any information on it please contact us. City officials have moved in and shut the Trevino operation down earlier today, due to the fact que they didn’t have a permit for licking cow inside the city limits. It is also apparent que this folks had not hear about the city law prohibiting farm animal inside the city limits. Folks were given one year to clean their act, of course that is if they find that cow.

Yesterday afternoon it was reported que several shoots had been fired. By the time we got there constable cadena had arrested the Ice cream truck driver Juantio Leal, 35. His was arrested came after he ended an altercation with a 22-year-old woman customer who wanted a refund on a nutty bubby. Leal told the customer que no refunds once you open the pack. The customer started call Mr. Leal lots of ugly named say a kid waiting in line and saw Mr. Leal allegedly pulling out his handgun and firing two shots at the woman's feet (one shot of which ricocheted and hit her collarbone). He will be charged and no refund was given to the customer.

 All this week the police from across the tracks have been hunting for basketball referee after the man ended a confrontation with a coach, after the referee had called a foul on one of this players. The referee, who has had encounters with this coach pulling out a gun and shot the coach in the stomach. The conditions of the coach were unknown, nor the where about of the referee. Constable cadena is asking for our assistance and want you to call us if you have seen a man wearing a white shirt con black stripe and wearing black pants, and black shoes and goes by the name of “hey ref”….please call him up.

Ok raza got to go, from our command post, have a nice day..

hejola report for 04272016

Hejola report for 04272016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

La commadre tries to save one dog too many.

Ten new residents arrested for making too much noise.

And finally, the bingo house in the news again.

It seems that the ten new residents were arrested yesterday for making too much noise. It seems that they moved into an area where lots of old folks live and they are not use to all the noise. Well late last night el constable and his barrio task force 666 arrested at least 10 of the party goers for not complying with an earlier request to tone it down a bit, that was around 7:30pm. Charges will be drop if they agree to move across the street to another rent house.

Yesterday afternoon, el constable and the city and county animal control visited la commadre Jimenez home where it was discovered que she had at least 75 dogs in and outside in her back yard. She was given a citation for having more than the legal about of animals allowed to live in a home inside the city limits, which are 25. She has 3 years to remove or buy the lot next door to make room for all her doggies.

Now that the state and city and county officials are all involved have determined que they are going to contact all the bingo winners for the past two years that won with the free space where actually not winners due to the fact that the free space always had a ping pong ball name on it, that had not been called. Too many people took it for granted and were paid for that win. The list of winners is being put together for collections.

Wow have a great day .

hejola report for 04262016

HEJOLIA REPORT for 04262016.

Cchwnn

Kingsville, TX. Hello oh by the way its tax time. Now from our underground office at the mall here is David Duran.

Heaveno Raza como estan. Now for some good news from the hood. First of all we have been getting lots of email concerning on our stand on la onda tejana. We keep on telling our leader that long hair hippie to keep his mouth shut on issues that deal con la Raza. He is just like a little boy doesn’t listen or even pay attention.

But we thank Daniel for bring up the subject, now we are waiting to see how he is going to respond. Now for the headline news:

Stolen stuff found and returned,

Vatos loco volunteer firefighters get big donation, and seeking more volunteers.

And finally Cinco de Mayo program planned

Yesterday afternoon our office along con el Westinghouse barrio mall announced que this year’s CINCO DE MAYO PROGRAM will be held at the mall. Si says Gloria Guerra que we are joining forces con cchwn to put on the best Cinco de mayo program together.

In other news our vato’s loco volunteer firefighters got several things going this week. First of all someone donated a total of ten new buckets for them to use. You see our vato’s don’t have a fire truck, but what they do have is that 1978 ford whatever painted cherry red and has volunteers painted on the side. The whole idea of them being firefighters was that they would arrive first and make an effort to take control of a fire before the real guys showed up from across the tracks. In many reported cases los vato’s have not be able to sustain any fire never less turn one off. There is one insist where they did managed to turn off a fire that was at a big home here in the hood. And somehow the dog house got on fire and the managed to control that one within hours.

Second, the vato locos volunteer firefighters are looking for mass locos to join their unit here in the hood. Application can be send to us at our email. What kind of qualification do you need, just do some kind of illegal drug. Please list the type of drugs you do so we can hood you up with a partner here at the station. So if you are able and willing to tackle this job just call that’s all.

And finally, all twenty members of different families came by our office to see if they could claim what had been recovered by the constable this past week. Yes says constable Cadena, it was very excited to see how many people came to claim stuff that wasn’t even theirs. But at the end almost everything was taken with or without a claim ticket. We just wanted to get rid of all this stuff says constable Cadena. Now if you have had something stolen within the last three weeks here in our hood and didn’t claim it yesterday, we did take pictures of the stuff and a list of whom took what. Now if you can show proof that that stuff belongs to you, we will go to those that claimed it was their without a recite and bring it back to our office and hold it here for you to pick up. Now that is good news.

 

Well Raza there you have it for today. Have a great day and lock your stuff up

hejola report for 04252016

Hejola relection report day 04252016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s awarding winning barrio headline news:

Barrio election party gets busted.

Free food and drinks at the constable re-election party.

And now for some darn good news.

Again we are reminding barrio parents that our barrio social network will not be allowing barrio families to post any pictures of their children under the age of 42. We just want to make sure that we keep our barrio safe.

El constable cadena was so happy that a ton of folks showed up to his re- election party and provide a safe hood for all this pasted few years and had food and drinks. Many there were so impress with his treats that all agreed they were going to vote for him.

Yesterday, both political parties agreed to put “bring out vote party” together for the barrio and hope to get to meet your candidate. Well we all know that it would be impossible when both parties don’t like each other. You see the few candidates that did show up were already all heated up by some of the false statements they each had be making about each other. At one point during the party el constable had already arrested more than ten people and twelve cats and dogs. The constable had to use some tear gas to break up this gathering and cut the event real short. At the very end some folks complaint that the constable had no rights in taking most of the food and drinks and use them as evidence.

Ok regardless how dumb or smart one is let’s not vote for the same persons that having done a darn thing different since they won the last time

barrio stock market report for 04222016

Barrio stock market report for 04222016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Urbano yosabatodo (was on vacation ) HEY RAZA. I made it back from my non paid vacation.. you see we don’t get paid here nor any kind of benefits so what does this all mean, it means that our creator doesn’t have to think that hard…

Anyhow we found if very interesting hitting the road.. we stopped at several cantinas on our way to where we were going and found that many still have jukeboxes and play mucha musica tejana, and you will meet some of the most of the niceness drunks still hang around.

We did discover that when you order breakfast at small restaurants they are very picky on how you want your egg and bean taquito made! Let me explain, you see if you don’t tell them that you want the bean and the egg cooked separated, then they will give it too you already mixed.. then it is possible that you might not get all the egg ….

Now for our award winning barrio stock market report :

Los taquitos are stable this month with a small chance of increase for the xmas season, it seems that many small town restaurants are going bankrupt due to the freeways.. when you go around a town, someone has to lose.. the price one pays for progress…. Hejolia, ended the week at $1.65.

Las tamales are rapidly increase in price as we get closer to xmas… yes raza it’s that time again to offer that highly seasoned Mexican dish made of fried chopped meat and crushed peppers rolled in cornmeal dough, wrapped in corn husks, and steamed… yes, I can see la comadre staying up all night making this great dish, and saving a buck or two. From $6 to $8.00 a dozen , yes, raza buy them now if you can get them cheaper, raza buy buy buy…

Las empanadas are still at .89 cents each and a survey of 50 Hispanics at a local major store were asked what happened to the 4 for a dollar… the major answer, “ hey dude where’s my car” ,,huh … it turned out that the majority of the folks asked were more concern of finding where they had parked their car instead of the price of this great desert… hejolia

And finally that market we can’t talk about well took a dip for the worse, it seems that DEA and other special agents were in the hood looking around.. so our study shows on our charts that the price will take a dip for the worse.. since many connections will be out of business for a while.. when it comes to quality health care, where is that vato loco at ?

And that non label beer was on sale this weekend at uncle tom’s corner store.. he was selling six packs at $9.00 and get one free… well the store sold out in two hours… raza can’t you add… they go at a regular price of $5.00 per six pack.. and now $9.00 a six pack and get one free.. hejolia can’t add to good can we… well raza that is it for today..

Glad to be back and a big hello to all the big spenders, and to those urban cowboys that wear cowboy hats inside a dance hall,hey take it off man an show some respect… ( old school ) cowboys de tu corner drug store….and yes girl you go ahead an wear those white shoes, they look pretty especially if that’s the only pair you got… and those vatos trying to give women ideas on what to wear seasonal or not, its non of your business, hey your mother still tells you what to wear dude….. “ if you can’t eat it don’t buy it”.

hejola report for 04202016

Hejolia report for 04/20/2016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill daiz con today’s award winning barrio headline news.

El piggy flu hits the hood.

Three drunks arrested with drunk pig.

And finally, the story of the that got away.

I am sure you know by now que el pig played a very important role in our American history. Throughout the years the pig has been a great provider of food, especially those that love tamales. And that is why la familia Gonzales had to determine whether simon, the pig, a future farmer of America project for their son was subject to be slaughtered. That is the headline news, this morning, Simon the pig, turned up missing, and there is a small reward being offer for any information pertaining to simon, please contact our office if you hear anything, I mean anything.

Late last night el constable back on duty, arrested three vato’ and a passengers that was so drunk que he looked like a pig says el constable cadena. Si this person, was so freaking drunk que he looked like a drunk pig. All three men and el passenger where being held at el barrio corral jail.

And finally, los barrio leaders are preparing for the worries. It seems que el piggy flue has hit the hood and barrio leaders are trying to cancel all programs and activities for this weekend. Three women, two kids, three men and several cats and dogs were taken to the local doctor for evaluation, and it seems que there were some traces of esta piggy flu in them. We will have an update on this matter as we gather it.

Well that is it for today, I am bill diaz, an making sure que you don’t shake hands nor kiss anyone for the next few years.

hejola report for 04182016

 

Hejola report for 04182016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Seven arrested at Tejano anti gay rally.

Fight breaks out at the young baseball.

And finally so darn good news.

Well it finally rained this week and made a few residents go a bit crazy by going and standing on their front yard half naked and chatting some weird words. But the time el constable showed up them folks were drenched and almost naked. The constable was force to come out of his 1979 ford whatever cop car to ask them what was going on. Before the constable could finish his statement, he was knocked down and rolling in the mud with this bunch of locos. Charges are pending once el  constable is released from the medical center and all the mud is removed from inside his head.. hejola.

Why do parents believe that their child is the only child that can’t hit a rubber ball from a tee? That was the case this past weekend when la family Garcia youngest child 3 years old threw the bat after he swung at a plastic ball sitting on a tee at least 25 times. The umpire in charge, sergeant B, a well known umpire who is known for giving children a few swings at the tee was attacked by coaches, a manger, three women, and one grandmother on his way out of the field. He was taken to st. Paul’s medical center for treatment and to see if he could get that darn tee out of his …… charges are pending.

Yesterday el constable had no choice but to arrest several Tejano that didn’t believe there were any gay conjuntos or gay conjunto bars in the hood (please note there are). The group decided to picket the oldest Tejano gay bar in the hood “two tons of fun”. At the owners requested he demanded that all those haters needed to get off his property, but when they refused el constable came around and sprayed all the protesters con cold water and some didn’t still wanted to leave. So the constable was force to arrest at least 7 haters, three ducks, two chickens, and a handful of dogs and cats. Charges are pending to determine who the animals belonged to.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day

hejola report for 04152016

Hejola report for 04152016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello folks my name is General Fideo Veremcille con today’s award winning barrio headline new:

Barrio prepare for invasion.

Two men and ten chickens arrested.

And finally some good news.

Yes once and for all men and women and children and dogs and cats and any house pet you might have, have been invited to this year’s barrio round up. The annual round up is when all the barrio residents are asked to attend this very informational meeting. 

Again another attempt to escape was spoiled by owners of el barrio chicken farm, when they discovered que two men had lead at least ten chickens out of the holding area and were on the run. They didn’t get   too far says el constable cadena after he appended them about 200 yards from the holding area. Charges will be filed against these two men and at least three of them chickens will be slaughter for tonight’s dinner.

Yesterday afternoon a call to arms was made by el constable cadena to let the hood know que the invasion had started and that everyone and everything should be prepared for this all out invasion. The constable was quick to point out que he was not sure what was the invasion was all about but it’s coming.

Ok raza have a nice Tejano day.

hejola report for 04142016

Hejola report for 04142016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello once again y como estan todos? Hello I am bill Diaz and now let’s go live to our remote coverage from our primo y prima garage sale, y our correspondent veronica la Lebanon.

Si my amigos it’s been a long time since you have heard from me pero I have been undercover, you know wax on wax off!

I am not sure if our creator has mention to you que a few months ago I too graduated from el ojo barrio private school. And since the school promised that when you finish you have a job, well, there is where I have been con that job,

Anyhow let’s go our headline news from el primo y la prima garage sale located at the corner of wells and third street.:

Several new homes are being building where the old wells street was,

Several old homes are being knocked down on Wells Street, just in case,

And finally building permits are being question by real city officials.

Yesterday after noon a warrant was issued for our side of the tracks for BARRIO’S UNAUTHORIZED TAX COLLECTO (a position, please note must be willing to take a bite once in awhile, and as long he promise to do what the bite was about, really.) henry Alvarado Montana, age 56.

We are really not certain que the warrant says about mr montana, pero we heard que it might be que esta vato might have gone across the tracks to collect from some raza that moved over there, without the bit of the month. Somehow someone told them que the barrio tax, it didn’t count over here, so they called the cops.The police report says que etsa montana la puso el doddge and wang was gone in a second. So the real cops are looking for him over here to talk con el. We think it has to do con the building permits of all those new homes, which brings us to our next story,

The city has stopped all construction at south third and westside warriors street. It seems que since the city closed this street about twenty years ago; many of the old home owner’s relatives have declared the abandon city street, their front yard. The city and barrio officials are working on how they are going to convince these folks that the street is not part of their property and have to determine if they the city is going to have to remove some of the structures or just don’t do anything and leave things the way they are!

Oh but some good news, the city has just decided to get ready and knock down some old homes and make new room for those that are getting ready to be run off the city abandon street now them folks call their front yard.. pess hejola.

That’s the news and now let’s go to la prima y el primo.

El prim: buen thank you

La prim: me too,

Ok so tell us what we got going here at this week garage sale?

El prim: it’s really not a garage sale, es que we have lots of stuff que we find, and we buy and we trade and people gives us and if I see things in the street or in mid of the side walk I might just take it, basically I love dumpsters, So you can see que we have chingos de things.

La prim; we just want to let you know que we also have tamales for sale and a little deer meat y fresh llama meat, but don’t tell too many people porque I think they are looking for that poor little llama que got run over in the street que we found y…… con a bullet wound to the head, so we brought it home to see if we could bring it back to life.

Well la prima don’t worry. Anyhow thanks to both of you for sponsoring our remote broadcast the rest of the week except tomorrow, we will be live here at la prima y el primo garage during the week sales. Come one and come all, the only deals we lose dese el primo are the ones he don’t know about.. see you raza, and keep it  tejano.

hejola report for 04122016

 

 

Hejola report for 04122016.

Cchwnn

Kingsville, TX. Hello again Raza I am Bill Diaz con our award winning barrio headline news:

Vato’s loco volunteer firefighter fund raiser.

Bad debt brings good news.

And finally some real good news.

It was a matter of time that those two groups in the hood that hate everything had its members arrested after they tried to stop the re-opening of a new Tejano gay bar. We just can’t allow that kind of people to enjoy our rich and culture traditional music, they are going to ruin the whole onda things. How in the world can two men or two women dance Tejano? The bar is still schedule to open this weekend, oh by the way the new bar has no name yet.

Yesterday la familia Munoz were trying to see if they could get some kind of educational loan for their youngest son Juan Munoz, age 58, it seems that all this family have bad credit and didn’t realize que college loans don’t do a credit check which was the good news.  Now the father Munoz senior, age 78 can now depend on that student loan que his youngest son is going to get to be able to purchase that giant 48 inch t.v. good luck in school Juan.

This coming weekend, our local locos volunteer fire fighters will be standing at the corner of third and wells collecting donation in order to purchase fire alarms for every barrio home. The idea behind this says the main loco que we are asking for donation to purchase instant popcorn pans to serve as barrio home fire alarms. The way it works he says is if the house get hot enough and is on fire there are two things that are going to happen, one is if you smell the popcorn you then know that your home is on fire, and now if you here the popping they you know que the house is on fire. The locos hope to get enough donations to purchase at least 250 packages.

 

 

Well Raza have a great Tejano day.

hejola report for 04112016

 

 

Hejola report for 04112016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Once again I am bill Diaz. Y Como estan todos. When will we stop you say? Never never ever will we stop covering barrio events never never. Ok I feel better, now for today’s headline news:

Barrio experiment project center truck rolls over in hood.

Pancito el chiquito passed to the fourth grade at the age of 19th.

Barrio private eye student missing on assignment.

And some darn good news:

How long has it been you say? Awhile!

Pancitio el chiquito parents, pancho el chingo, and que told us today his son was passed to the fourth grade at our barrio school. Pancitio is the oldest of 23 children. He has promised to be a better kid this year so they can pass him to 12th grade, where he really belongs. Pancitio is 19 years old.

Yesterday after noon the whole Westside of our hood was on a stay inside your homes till we tell you so, says one of los vato locos volunteer firefighters. It seems que a truck for our local experiment project center where they do special things to ducks and geese rolled over. Anyhow, somehow the driver was driving around that hood and somehow turned the truck over and a shit load of them ducks and geese got away. So the city didn’t want anyone get exposed to them farm animals. So they tried to ask everybody to stay indoors and if you see one doesn’t think it’s a miracle because it’s not.

But several crack heads were seen trying to catch one of them farm animals, but the law officers weren’t too concerns about them. The whole Westside is being asked to stay indoors till dust. That is when the geese and ducks hit the trees. An investigation will be conducted by the center and our local constable Cadena.

And finally one of el ojo barrio private eye students has been missing now and has not come back and nor seen for two weeks...! El ojo is el barrio private eye did not tell us the name of their missing student but did say que he was on assignment and had disappear for a while claiming he was investigating some illegal aliens.... huh sounds kind of fishy, We will keep you informed on this missing person case.

Ok Raza got to go, have a great Tejano day

hejola report for 04082016

 

Hejola report for 04082016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,texas. hello raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Vato arrested for misuse of his rectum.

Andrew Dominquez Cantu arrested for his skills.

Hood member also hit by falling bomb.

And now for some good news.

Well when you try to avoid getting arrested and avoid paying tow fees, why not just drive home and get arrested there.

Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena and his staff went to the site where Eliseo Everett claimed que as the naval air station pilots were practicing a bomb fell out of the sky and nearly hit him. Everett 53 became a local news celebrity. Mr. Everett, who owes his ex-wife more than $10,000 in overdue child support, had not heard or knew of his whereabouts until his face popped up on almost every TV Station and newspaper. He was arrested this morning at his home.

Now before you blow this out of hand or tell me what the hell is wrong con my world, el primo Rolando gomez, was arrested and face charges of trafficking in stolen property, but it seems que esta vato must have been in jail before. But when he searched at the local jail, the jailer noticed que esta vato wanted to go to the bathroom. Once there he was restrain by several officers that noticed que he was walking kinda weird. Once he was restrain, the officers called the 811 barrio vato locos  volunteer firefighters were able to pull the following items from his rectum: syringes, matches, 2 lighters, a $20. Of heroin, several grams of marijuana, assortment of pills,  his lone star card, a mobile phone, and its charger, and a pager. Additional charges will be filed, his rectum was release on its own merits.  Give your ass a break man.

And finally, Yesterday afternoon mall manager and owner Gloria Guerra called in the constable to come and arrest or remove esta way Andrew from the front door of the mall. Esta way Dominquez has a weird act, which is he hammers nails into his foot, which he does to collect tips from customers. The reason why Gloria called the cops was due too the bleeding results from this little act.   El constable said that they could ask him to leave the grounds but couldn’t arrest him for this very painful act.

Ok raza have a great day.

hejola report for 04072016

 

 

Hejola report for 04072016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,texas. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s barrio award winning headline news:

Senior citizen basketball final score was close.

More riots are expected this weekend.

And finally so darn good news.

Since gas prices are lower and our great president really has not do with we encourage all of you don’t drink and drive because johnnie law will lock your silly butt up.  And for those that can’t afford a turkey, a chicken will do just burned it a bit to give it that dark look. Have a great one and peace and love my friend.

As we all know que some weekend will bring in lots of relatives que we either don’t like or really care for pero como they are relatives, I think we can survive. That’s the warning que el constable cadena has given everyone in the hood “look don’t be starting chit con los primos ok no butts or ifs, if we find out that someone is starting chit you all going to jail”!

Yesterday a very low profile championship to end the winter league basketball game was held at the only barrio senior citizens center. The game was between Los Viejitos de la calle vs. Los vatos mas Viejitos del barrio. Please note that the age group for this game was 80 years and over. The final score after one hour, well let’s say walking back and forth was Los Viejitos del barrio  scored 7 points vs. the actually winner Los vatos mas Viejitos scored 9 points. The team Capitan Angel Flores age 91 say “chinga it was hell of a game”.  The loser Capitan Luis Gaytan age 87 say it was kind of an unfair game for us, due to the fact que they had more 90 year olds than we did. You know he said que experiences count while you on that court. But he did say we can beat them at softball this coming season.

Ok raza don’t forget we love, we care, and send money.

hejola report for 04052016

Hejola report for 04052016.

Cchwnn

Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Two old man get fired.

Tejano get together launch public service announcement.

And finally some good news.

As you might already know that “the rain in Spain doesn’t really stay in the plains”, a one act play written and produced by our own barrio author, Julio Moreno Gonzales Garza Garica, a recent barrio community college graduate.  Ben, is his nickname told us que he is very excited about this one act play que he was able to write and produce in 5 minutes. I love this idea and really hope que many of the barrio  resident come and watch the grand opening, the date has not been posted yet due to a few problems with finding a location to show it, he says.

Let me put the finger on you committee a well known Tejano group were very proud of the new public announcement that their group will help people do their income tax this year. Even if the dateline has pasted says the leader, Russell Rufus Redneck, we still have lots of seniors in the hood that can be added to your barrio income tax. If interested please read the fine print on the announcement.

Yesterday several old guys were fired from the Westinghouse barrio mall for going overboard with their welcome wagon service. You see the mall hires senior to help around the mall and well know just having old people around was a cool idea until yesterday when a few old guys took their job a bit too serious. The problem was when they tried to help a few young women in selecting a bathing suit for this coming summer. The odd part was when both men showed the women the g-stings they were both wearing. These caused a big uproar, and were reported to the mall management and we forced to leave the mall area. No word if they will be rehired.  

Ok raza have a great Tejano day.

hejola report for 04042016

Hejolia report for 04042016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza I am bill diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:

Three comadres arrested for fighting at barrio Easter Sunday wedding.

Two compadres arrested for breaking cascarones and damages.

This year recycle can event was successful.

And now some darn good news.

Went the wind blows it blows all my thoughts away.

This year’s los barrio youth were able to collect chingo de recycle cans for its annual recycle can hunt. Mary Morgan Gonzales, ex wife to Manny Morgan, now married to La prima cousin, Henry Gonzales, this year’s recycle can chairperson, told us que it was a very successful one, and not only that the whole barrio was able to throw cans almost everywhere and anyplace. It was a blast and we are looking forward to next year.

When things seem to be going smooth all hell broke loose, that was the case of la familia martinez this passed easter. los dos compadres had warned everybody there que el first one que breaks un cascaron en their heads were going to hear about. well no shit , el compadre pedro didnt take the treat serious, so he took it on his own to take the challegence del otro primo, y ponle con los chingagos. Both men were arrested and released late last night.

 

And finally it seemed que las tres comadres, which all have been married at least several times got into a fight for the bouquet when the newly bride did its traditional toss. Once the fight stopped all three women were arrested and charged con damaged done to the hall, wedding cake, some table decorations, several bride maids outfits were torn and other stuff that has not been accounted for.

 

Well there you have it

barrio stock market 04012016

Barrio stock market report for 04012016.

cchwnn.

Kingsville,Tx. Hello once again como estan I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market report.

First of all on the serious note, barrio stock market report is on its tenth year providing raza consumers con the best darn investment information available on the barrio net for barrio folks.

For real folks, we assure you que your investments is our barrio concern, but always remember, our slogan “if you can’t eat it don’t buy it….”.Now for that barrio stock market report:

Los tamales: First and foremost, los tamales market is a completely independent market that is monitor by the two ways, a person who can buy or make them yourself or a home or buys them at a major chain store. Los tamales, "Business in most hoods or barrios continued to express concern over the rising costs of masa and other stuff you use to make them," the report said, although tamale brokers say que manufacturers and business service providers were able to pass along "part -- if not all -- of these cost increases along to their customers, si that’s you and me. And since a lot of holidays are just around the corner we do encourage folks to buy them now at a reasonable price and not wait for the projected increase coming in a few weeks. Tamales remain stable at $6.50 a dozen. Nobody cares more about your wealth and the future of your interest in buying and eating tamales then we do here and you there. .

Los taquitos: Los taquitos , The high price of taquitos we noticed this week is due to the fact que el barrio inflation has increased by at least 20 percent for the end of this quarter compared to last year. The report published by los dos brother Lopez associates a few weeks ago, suggested que an increases in wages for some and very few for others, that more and more barrio folks will be eating at home for sure, and we will see a decrease on retail prices "generally speaking they will subdued," the Lopez report said. At this time taquitos remain $1.35  each , cup of coffee is extra. By the way how many refills can a person get anyhow?

Las empanadas: currently, las empanada makers are going to be required only to product-limited amounts due the high prices of pumpkins, sweet potatoes and pineapples. In addition our empanada war of 2006 has made some major chances con esto companies here in the hood. Last fall, Consumers were very patient along con some advocacy groups increased pressure on trying to bring empanades down to four for a dollar, and more filling in them. Which both you and I know they won’t happen. The price of empanadas is $.59 cents each, and will remain stable for the rest of this quarter.

Cheap beer: cheap beer went down a bit this past week. We found singles at the lowest yet this year, $1.99 cent each. Six-packs remain stable at $4.95 a six pack. Real beer just above, $6.50 a six pack.

La barbacoa de cavesa: La barbacoa de cavesa has done real good here in the last few weeks. It seems que it has not taken the challenge serious this year from those darn llama breeders. Now for la raza that own livestock, they won’t worry too much, since the production on llamas meat will not affect them any time soon. One vato says que it will take several years before, if not longer que la llama meat has an impact in the hood. La barbacoa de cavesa ended the week at all time high $7.50 lb.

Barrio want ads:

M/0303d45 lost two tires from small car when it was parked. Small reward for returns or better offer.

M/0306e46 small birds and small squires for sale. Come by and horn one long honk. Real cheap, you name price. Don’t tell anybody if you came by, ok, and make sure it’s one long honk, two honks if for something else.

M/0306t34 ten pairs of barely used jogging shoes for sale or trade. Found shoes on the street and no one claimed them. Some look good and others smell bad, buy separate or the whole lot.

M/0306t38 nice set of used furniture, several chairs and large sofas. Have been sitting out side less than a year. Still look good if not frames can be reused. Will take best offer or trade for goats or sheep and a few chickens. No llamas.

M/0303d45: two tires for sale from a small car, not sure what size, make offer.

M/0306t36 : used men clothing and suits. Size 45 to 65. make offer for the whole lot.

M/0306t38: Will take best offer or trade for goats or sheep and a few chickens for several bikes I have . some need minor repairs and could be used for parts. No llamas please.

Realtors report:

Well folks it’s time to get those garage sales signs up and we are encouraging those that stopped selling stuff to bring them out and let’s get to it.

Thanks raza, if you drink do drive and if you don’t drink maybe you should.