Hejola report for 04152016.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello folks my name is General Fideo
Veremcille con today’s award winning barrio headline new:
Barrio prepare for invasion.
Two men and ten chickens arrested.
And finally some good news.
Yes once and for all men and women and children and dogs and
cats and any house pet you might have, have been invited to this year’s barrio
round up. The annual round up is when all the barrio residents are asked to
attend this very informational meeting.
Again another attempt to escape was spoiled by owners of el
barrio chicken farm, when they discovered que two men had lead at least ten
chickens out of the holding area and were on the run. They didn’t get too far says el constable cadena after he
appended them about 200 yards from the holding area. Charges will be filed
against these two men and at least three of them chickens will be slaughter for
tonight’s dinner.
Yesterday afternoon a call to arms was made by el constable
cadena to let the hood know que the invasion had started and that everyone and
everything should be prepared for this all out invasion. The constable was
quick to point out que he was not sure what was the invasion was all about but
it’s coming.
Ok raza have a nice Tejano day.
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