barrio stock market report for Nov. 182011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Urbano here,As we approach the end of the year its only fair to say que its been a fairly good fiscal year. I know que many of us didn’t get that raise this year but we did manage to make it. Sometime I am sure que we all wonder how long does it take to be successful, but chit I don’t know and if I did, I would have written about it a long time ago.
Las empanadas believe it or not took a dip this week. From .89 cent each it dropped to .69 cent each. We believe its just a matter of time they will go back or even higher.
Los tamales have beenp retty stable this past month maintain a price of $5.50 a dozen, but hold on too your pants, we foresee them going to $6.00 at the end of the month.
Los taquitos, well here they have been pretty stable and will stay that way till the end of the year. Barrio restaurants taquitos are at $1.25 each, coffee is extra and watch out for refills.
cheap beer is still at $2.99 a six pack. Please note que we never have and never will, unless someone pays us but we don’t mention beer’s names. If you work for a beer company and want our opinion, hey just mail us a check and will be glad to.
And finally have a great weekend, “ if you cant eat it don’t buy it”.
Friday, November 18, 2011
Monday, November 14, 2011
hejola report for 11142011
Hejola report for 11142011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Veronica la lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news.
Tejano gay bar under heat.
Ten cowboy fans arrested.
And finally, tejano gay and regular cowboy fans complaint to local barrio cable services.
In an unusual rally was held by a mixture of cowboy fans, both gay and not, marched to the local barrio cable services to complaint about not showing the last quarter of the cowboys football game. Many were asking why and why not finish the game, since them boys having been winning to many games this year. No cable representatives were present to answer their demands.
This past weekend the only tejano gay bar in the hood was shut down for a few hours after several bomb threats were received by phone, and via email. El constable was not taking any changes so he demanded the bar to be shut down for awhile. Lots of its customers were really pissed off, that’s cool if they want to run us off, but at least do it when the cowboys game was over (Oh by the way the local programs did not show the last quarter of the cowboy game) says one of the customers.
After the only tejano gay was shut down yesterday afternoon, the crowd inside decided to take matters on their own by rioting outside the bar. They did this by standing at the corner and in the middle of third and Wells Street. At least ten cowboy fans were arrested, so of them were dress in drag and actual cowboy out fits. All will be charged for disturbing the peace.
Ok raza have a gay tejano day.
Editors note: The term Gay was originally used to refer to feelings of being "carefree", "happy", or "bright and showy"; it had also come to acquire some connotations of "immorality" as early as 1637.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Veronica la lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news.
Tejano gay bar under heat.
Ten cowboy fans arrested.
And finally, tejano gay and regular cowboy fans complaint to local barrio cable services.
In an unusual rally was held by a mixture of cowboy fans, both gay and not, marched to the local barrio cable services to complaint about not showing the last quarter of the cowboys football game. Many were asking why and why not finish the game, since them boys having been winning to many games this year. No cable representatives were present to answer their demands.
This past weekend the only tejano gay bar in the hood was shut down for a few hours after several bomb threats were received by phone, and via email. El constable was not taking any changes so he demanded the bar to be shut down for awhile. Lots of its customers were really pissed off, that’s cool if they want to run us off, but at least do it when the cowboys game was over (Oh by the way the local programs did not show the last quarter of the cowboy game) says one of the customers.
After the only tejano gay was shut down yesterday afternoon, the crowd inside decided to take matters on their own by rioting outside the bar. They did this by standing at the corner and in the middle of third and Wells Street. At least ten cowboy fans were arrested, so of them were dress in drag and actual cowboy out fits. All will be charged for disturbing the peace.
Ok raza have a gay tejano day.
Editors note: The term Gay was originally used to refer to feelings of being "carefree", "happy", or "bright and showy"; it had also come to acquire some connotations of "immorality" as early as 1637.
Thursday, November 10, 2011
hejola report for 11102011
Hejola report for 11102011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio elections debate breaks into a fist fight.
More jobs and new homes promisedby Mr. Gringo.
And finally voter registration on the raise.
The county tax assessor told us que there was a 10 percent increase of registered vote this year compared to the 50 percent increase last year at the same time. The only differences is that last year’s 90 percent of the applications were not acceptable due to the fact que the majority of the 90 percent of the voter cards had people names of persons that had died about 30 years ago. Huh no further investigation was done on this matter. El constable told us que it was not unusual to have died people vote once and in while.
Yesterday Gringo Moore, running for state representing of our county decided to take a chance and stopped by el barrio cruz roja community center to give his beef on what he planned on doing for us if he won. But after a few meeting promising chit to the 10 persons present, who by the way were there waiting for a free meal were honored to listen to this man talk. But Gringo didn’t finish his speech due to all the yelling and screaming in the next room where the Gomez brothers were debating for that barrio tax assertor job. Gringo told the group que they need to make sure they go out and vote this coming elections.
Yesterday los tres brother’s Gomez, all running for barrio tax assertor. John, John Boy, and Little Johnnie Gomez got into a fist fight when asked who was the smartest of all three hommies. Once the constable got there the fight was under control and all three were sitting behind a table and were debating on who started the fight. Once the constable listened to the debate going on, he decided to all three mules asses were in the wrong were arrested. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way based on the 3 people present at the debate declared Little Johnnie the winner of the fight not the debate.
Ok raza keep it tejano.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio elections debate breaks into a fist fight.
More jobs and new homes promisedby Mr. Gringo.
And finally voter registration on the raise.
The county tax assessor told us que there was a 10 percent increase of registered vote this year compared to the 50 percent increase last year at the same time. The only differences is that last year’s 90 percent of the applications were not acceptable due to the fact que the majority of the 90 percent of the voter cards had people names of persons that had died about 30 years ago. Huh no further investigation was done on this matter. El constable told us que it was not unusual to have died people vote once and in while.
Yesterday Gringo Moore, running for state representing of our county decided to take a chance and stopped by el barrio cruz roja community center to give his beef on what he planned on doing for us if he won. But after a few meeting promising chit to the 10 persons present, who by the way were there waiting for a free meal were honored to listen to this man talk. But Gringo didn’t finish his speech due to all the yelling and screaming in the next room where the Gomez brothers were debating for that barrio tax assertor job. Gringo told the group que they need to make sure they go out and vote this coming elections.
Yesterday los tres brother’s Gomez, all running for barrio tax assertor. John, John Boy, and Little Johnnie Gomez got into a fist fight when asked who was the smartest of all three hommies. Once the constable got there the fight was under control and all three were sitting behind a table and were debating on who started the fight. Once the constable listened to the debate going on, he decided to all three mules asses were in the wrong were arrested. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way based on the 3 people present at the debate declared Little Johnnie the winner of the fight not the debate.
Ok raza keep it tejano.
barrio survey for 2011
Barrio survey 2011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Tx. Hello again Maria La Vandia here with more results from our barrio study survey done this pasted year. The real question is why do you have la comadres underwear on”?
I had the chance to survey at least 100 vatos in the hood at a party we had concerning this matter… our findings were very interesting….
Let see, on the question “hey vato why do you have la comadres underwear on”?
85% of los vatos reported que they had thought about trying on la comadres underwear on, but didn’t.
32% of los vatos talked about it con su comadre and she understood their feelings, but did she really understand?
18% of los vatos we interviewed did say que they had wore la comadres underwear in front of her and maybe other stuff too, and then they wish they hadn’t.
Wow after they had a few more drinks esto vatos really really laid it out and did they talk and share a lot more that expected.
And finally the real disturbing results was que 8% of los vatos had wore women’s underwear in front of other women and not la comadre….wow que loco…….gee what in the world is going on…
First of all some final points on this topic “hey vato why do you have la comadres underwear on”? it is not hard to realize que men are a lot like women and women are a lot of men… could it be que it’s a new trend for both sexes…….
Now the bottom line is que mucho de our hood don’t want to hear or read stuff like this and we can see why…..pincha gente don’t want to realize que there is lots of things going on beyond la 23rd street to the end of wells street…..
Hey there is more to come.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Tx. Hello again Maria La Vandia here with more results from our barrio study survey done this pasted year. The real question is why do you have la comadres underwear on”?
I had the chance to survey at least 100 vatos in the hood at a party we had concerning this matter… our findings were very interesting….
Let see, on the question “hey vato why do you have la comadres underwear on”?
85% of los vatos reported que they had thought about trying on la comadres underwear on, but didn’t.
32% of los vatos talked about it con su comadre and she understood their feelings, but did she really understand?
18% of los vatos we interviewed did say que they had wore la comadres underwear in front of her and maybe other stuff too, and then they wish they hadn’t.
Wow after they had a few more drinks esto vatos really really laid it out and did they talk and share a lot more that expected.
And finally the real disturbing results was que 8% of los vatos had wore women’s underwear in front of other women and not la comadre….wow que loco…….gee what in the world is going on…
First of all some final points on this topic “hey vato why do you have la comadres underwear on”? it is not hard to realize que men are a lot like women and women are a lot of men… could it be que it’s a new trend for both sexes…….
Now the bottom line is que mucho de our hood don’t want to hear or read stuff like this and we can see why…..pincha gente don’t want to realize que there is lots of things going on beyond la 23rd street to the end of wells street…..
Hey there is more to come.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
hejola report for 11092011
Hejola report for 11092011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again big tejano spenders? How is your wallet today?
Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio grandmother arrested for gambling life savings.
Another barrio women arrested, blames the devil.
And finally, barrio man caught inside home using bathroom.
Yesterday afternoon, el vato Henry Garcia called el constable que he had a man trapped inside his bathroom. When el constable showed up, they found Mill Ochoa, locked inside the family bathroom. Once the constable opened the door to release Mill, he had chit on his pants and hands and shoes and all over the bathroom. It seems que Mill had to go to the bathroom and couldn’t wait so he climbed inside the Garcia bathroom to dump some of his chit. Charges will be filed. No chit.
Commadre Gloria Stevenson Munoz Lopez Garcia, was arrested yesterday at the barrio penny store where she was accused of stealing $.50 cent worth of gum found in her purse as she left the store. The constable asked her why she ripped the stuff of and she replied que the Devil made her do it. Charges were filed and will go to court.
Yesterday afternoon el constable was forced to arrest la senora Maria Shine, age 95, for gambling her life savings on la loteria bingo game at her home. She had her weekly loteria partners come over once a week for about 30 years. In those 30 years she lost an average of $50 per week. Her relatives were real pissed off at her thinking que she was going to leave that money to them when she died , hoping que real soon. Oh by the way the relative had to return all the goods they bought with the so call hope to get the money soon. Charges will be appealed. By the way we do think que the charges will be dropped, hello.
Ok, have a great tejano day>
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again big tejano spenders? How is your wallet today?
Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio grandmother arrested for gambling life savings.
Another barrio women arrested, blames the devil.
And finally, barrio man caught inside home using bathroom.
Yesterday afternoon, el vato Henry Garcia called el constable que he had a man trapped inside his bathroom. When el constable showed up, they found Mill Ochoa, locked inside the family bathroom. Once the constable opened the door to release Mill, he had chit on his pants and hands and shoes and all over the bathroom. It seems que Mill had to go to the bathroom and couldn’t wait so he climbed inside the Garcia bathroom to dump some of his chit. Charges will be filed. No chit.
Commadre Gloria Stevenson Munoz Lopez Garcia, was arrested yesterday at the barrio penny store where she was accused of stealing $.50 cent worth of gum found in her purse as she left the store. The constable asked her why she ripped the stuff of and she replied que the Devil made her do it. Charges were filed and will go to court.
Yesterday afternoon el constable was forced to arrest la senora Maria Shine, age 95, for gambling her life savings on la loteria bingo game at her home. She had her weekly loteria partners come over once a week for about 30 years. In those 30 years she lost an average of $50 per week. Her relatives were real pissed off at her thinking que she was going to leave that money to them when she died , hoping que real soon. Oh by the way the relative had to return all the goods they bought with the so call hope to get the money soon. Charges will be appealed. By the way we do think que the charges will be dropped, hello.
Ok, have a great tejano day>
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
hejola report for 11082011
Hejola report for 11082011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am Bill Diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio members are issued eviction notices.
Barrio man rescued from laundry mate dyer.
And finally, Christmas loans are now available
Yesterday el barrio bank announced que it was going to wave bad credit ratings and was willing to bail everybody who is anybody out of debt and into new debt. Yea, says el bank president LIL Penny Morgan, we want our barrio members to have a good Christmas and we are willing to risk it and give out loans, but of course, they will have to leave something down, just in case they can’t make the payments. The bank gave us a list of things they were willing to take : homes, cars, kids, tvs, wife, husband, uncle, aunts, grandparents or food stamps. Please contact your local bank for more information on this matter.
89 year old Juan Perez was rescued yesterday evening when somehow he fell inside a laundry mate dyer. El constable is still trying to determine if he just fell inside or someone pushed him inside the dyer. Anyhow el constable told this reporter if it wasn’t for the kids inside the laundry mate that saved him, who know what would have happened.
Yesterday the Sun Set cemetery issued more than 300 eviction notices to barrio members who have not made payments for their cemetery plot or payment for a buried day relative. The warning came after the cemetery staff informed us que they were going to start pulling dead peoples casket and dropping them off at the last address given to them for failure of payment. We know it’s a hard decision to make but we need our money also. Plus the extra space can be resold
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am Bill Diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio members are issued eviction notices.
Barrio man rescued from laundry mate dyer.
And finally, Christmas loans are now available
Yesterday el barrio bank announced que it was going to wave bad credit ratings and was willing to bail everybody who is anybody out of debt and into new debt. Yea, says el bank president LIL Penny Morgan, we want our barrio members to have a good Christmas and we are willing to risk it and give out loans, but of course, they will have to leave something down, just in case they can’t make the payments. The bank gave us a list of things they were willing to take : homes, cars, kids, tvs, wife, husband, uncle, aunts, grandparents or food stamps. Please contact your local bank for more information on this matter.
89 year old Juan Perez was rescued yesterday evening when somehow he fell inside a laundry mate dyer. El constable is still trying to determine if he just fell inside or someone pushed him inside the dyer. Anyhow el constable told this reporter if it wasn’t for the kids inside the laundry mate that saved him, who know what would have happened.
Yesterday the Sun Set cemetery issued more than 300 eviction notices to barrio members who have not made payments for their cemetery plot or payment for a buried day relative. The warning came after the cemetery staff informed us que they were going to start pulling dead peoples casket and dropping them off at the last address given to them for failure of payment. We know it’s a hard decision to make but we need our money also. Plus the extra space can be resold
Friday, November 4, 2011
barrio stock market report for 11042011
Barrio stock market report for 11042011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. hello raza I am urbano yosabatodo. How big is your wallet today? Or shall I say what do you have in your wallet?
Anyhow. The excitement is over and we will move on to the next phase in life and that is to live. Now for the barrio stock market report:
Los taquitos market may not end up being as happy with a Obama administration, as investors may assume," la raza united we stand group”, told clients and barrio members at this pass Wednesday at their weekly meeting. "While equity markets could bounce near-the end of the year, we doubt that such a lift for taquitos will be lasting in the face of likely further downward earnings estimates revisions and the increase of beef and pork an all those other things needed to make taquitos," Salinas said. President de la raza for better prices in the hood. Taquitos ended the week at $1.10 each.
Las tamales, It is very unlikely that next coming summer stocks or price of tamales will be at around $6.00 a dozen, but we really have fell que some gains or even a slow steady amid recession and even a slower recovery, that's not likely to continue this last quarter of the year. It seems que los tamales sales brokers tell us que "Consumer stocks tend to perform better under a Republican administration, and homemade tamales tend to perform better under Democrats," said a drunk at a local bar yesterday. As he tried to speak, he said something like "The last three years have fit the Democratic mode almost perfectly," he added. "las tamales will go up this last quarter and will out performed any tamales that you might have on stock or frozen and we are sure que you will eat all you can consume this holiday season." Los tamales will end the week at $6.50 a dozen.
Las empanadas have been predicting since the beginning of the year that consumers will tighten their purse and are preparing to face higher empanada prices for this coming year, compared to the prices during this period last year. We really don’t think que things will change with any upcoming election. But we know for sure que they will never ever go back to four for a dollar.
and finally cheap beer, if this president himself doesn't have the power to move the price of cheap beer markets back to the way it was, its going to be a long four years. Our raza love its beer, but this group in the hood, has an awful lot to do with what happens in the economy and very little con el barrio stock market. Cheap beer ended the week at $2.99 a six pack.
Ok raza got to go and spend some pennys. I am urbano yosabatoda..
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. hello raza I am urbano yosabatodo. How big is your wallet today? Or shall I say what do you have in your wallet?
Anyhow. The excitement is over and we will move on to the next phase in life and that is to live. Now for the barrio stock market report:
Los taquitos market may not end up being as happy with a Obama administration, as investors may assume," la raza united we stand group”, told clients and barrio members at this pass Wednesday at their weekly meeting. "While equity markets could bounce near-the end of the year, we doubt that such a lift for taquitos will be lasting in the face of likely further downward earnings estimates revisions and the increase of beef and pork an all those other things needed to make taquitos," Salinas said. President de la raza for better prices in the hood. Taquitos ended the week at $1.10 each.
Las tamales, It is very unlikely that next coming summer stocks or price of tamales will be at around $6.00 a dozen, but we really have fell que some gains or even a slow steady amid recession and even a slower recovery, that's not likely to continue this last quarter of the year. It seems que los tamales sales brokers tell us que "Consumer stocks tend to perform better under a Republican administration, and homemade tamales tend to perform better under Democrats," said a drunk at a local bar yesterday. As he tried to speak, he said something like "The last three years have fit the Democratic mode almost perfectly," he added. "las tamales will go up this last quarter and will out performed any tamales that you might have on stock or frozen and we are sure que you will eat all you can consume this holiday season." Los tamales will end the week at $6.50 a dozen.
Las empanadas have been predicting since the beginning of the year that consumers will tighten their purse and are preparing to face higher empanada prices for this coming year, compared to the prices during this period last year. We really don’t think que things will change with any upcoming election. But we know for sure que they will never ever go back to four for a dollar.
and finally cheap beer, if this president himself doesn't have the power to move the price of cheap beer markets back to the way it was, its going to be a long four years. Our raza love its beer, but this group in the hood, has an awful lot to do with what happens in the economy and very little con el barrio stock market. Cheap beer ended the week at $2.99 a six pack.
Ok raza got to go and spend some pennys. I am urbano yosabatoda..
Thursday, November 3, 2011
hejoa report for 11062011
Hejola report for 11032011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again Bill Diaz on vacation. I am Vernoica la Lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Occupy the hood draws a large crowd.
Additional security placed in the hood.
And finally camping permits on the raise attracts east side residents.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena elected to appoint 10 more barrio 666 task force to oversee the occupation of those barrio group wanting some kind of bull shit justice. The 10 new guards will watch our the community center and its bathrooms. A present time there are more than 3 people camping out in front of the center.
Barrio Occupy group have moved their movement to el barrio cruz rojo community center. The group decided to leave the previous protest site, the barrio food stamp center, to a more of an impact by occupying the community center. Several reason were given for the movement, which we sure don’t want them to take names down and cancel our food stamps, furthermore the community center has public bathrooms, says one of the organizers.
And finally, El county clerk reported yesterday que there has been an increase of camping out permits within the last five days and most of the permits sold are from those residents living on eastside. We are worried that this folks are taking advantage of the situation and find it easier to go camping on Westside than instead traveling to a national park. We are concern says one of the west side residents.
Ok raza have to go now, take care and keep it tejano.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again Bill Diaz on vacation. I am Vernoica la Lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Occupy the hood draws a large crowd.
Additional security placed in the hood.
And finally camping permits on the raise attracts east side residents.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena elected to appoint 10 more barrio 666 task force to oversee the occupation of those barrio group wanting some kind of bull shit justice. The 10 new guards will watch our the community center and its bathrooms. A present time there are more than 3 people camping out in front of the center.
Barrio Occupy group have moved their movement to el barrio cruz rojo community center. The group decided to leave the previous protest site, the barrio food stamp center, to a more of an impact by occupying the community center. Several reason were given for the movement, which we sure don’t want them to take names down and cancel our food stamps, furthermore the community center has public bathrooms, says one of the organizers.
And finally, El county clerk reported yesterday que there has been an increase of camping out permits within the last five days and most of the permits sold are from those residents living on eastside. We are worried that this folks are taking advantage of the situation and find it easier to go camping on Westside than instead traveling to a national park. We are concern says one of the west side residents.
Ok raza have to go now, take care and keep it tejano.
hejoa report for 11062011
Hejola report for 11032011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again Bill Diaz on vacation. I am Vernoica la Lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Occupy the hood draws a large crowd.
Additional security placed in the hood.
And finally camping permits on the raise attracts east side residents.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena elected to appoint 10 more barrio 666 task force to oversee the occupation of those barrio group wanting some kind of bull shit justice. The 10 new guards will watch our the community center and its bathrooms. A present time there are more than 3 people camping out in front of the center.
Barrio Occupy group have moved their movement to el barrio cruz rojo community center. The group decided to leave the previous protest site, the barrio food stamp center, to a more of an impact by occupying the community center. Several reason were given for the movement, which we sure don’t want them to take names down and cancel our food stamps, furthermore the community center has public bathrooms, says one of the organizers.
And finally, El county clerk reported yesterday que there has been an increase of camping out permits within the last five days and most of the permits sold are from those residents living on eastside. We are worried that this folks are taking advantage of the situation and find it easier to go camping on Westside than instead traveling to a national park. We are concern says one of the west side residents.
Ok raza have to go now, take care and keep it tejano.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again Bill Diaz on vacation. I am Vernoica la Lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Occupy the hood draws a large crowd.
Additional security placed in the hood.
And finally camping permits on the raise attracts east side residents.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena elected to appoint 10 more barrio 666 task force to oversee the occupation of those barrio group wanting some kind of bull shit justice. The 10 new guards will watch our the community center and its bathrooms. A present time there are more than 3 people camping out in front of the center.
Barrio Occupy group have moved their movement to el barrio cruz rojo community center. The group decided to leave the previous protest site, the barrio food stamp center, to a more of an impact by occupying the community center. Several reason were given for the movement, which we sure don’t want them to take names down and cancel our food stamps, furthermore the community center has public bathrooms, says one of the organizers.
And finally, El county clerk reported yesterday que there has been an increase of camping out permits within the last five days and most of the permits sold are from those residents living on eastside. We are worried that this folks are taking advantage of the situation and find it easier to go camping on Westside than instead traveling to a national park. We are concern says one of the west side residents.
Ok raza have to go now, take care and keep it tejano.
Monday, October 31, 2011
hejola report for 10312011
Hejola Halloween special report 10312011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Now that gobbler of all gobblers here is veronica la lesbian. Hi, now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Gay parade make big splash.
Real tejano protest next year’s theme.
And finally, trick or treat females arrested at the corner of wells and third.
A few commadres made it a point to do their very best in complying with Halloween tradition. They took it on their own to give out tricks to male and females wanting a trick for some treats. The constable didn’t find it very funny, so he decided to arrest all eight females but didn’t arrest the only male in the group. Esa vato was drunk and was dressed like a woman without his knowledge’s say el constable. He was released at the scene of the crime. But later was arrested because he didn’t leave the area nor go home. Charges will be filed.
Yesterday was third annual Queers and Lesbian Halloween parade down third and wells. It was very exciting event says one of the participants dress like a woman, wrapped around a fruit cookie. I love this barrio, it’s the only place we can be ourselves. This year’s theme was to dress up as a cookie monster. Everything went smooth until you get a few drunks barrio members not knowing the differences from real men and women never the less a cookie monster. But besides that it was a great event and we plan on having another next year. Our theme next year will be Let’s go Tejano..
The committee of let me put the finger on you, russel redneck told a group of well known tejano’s que tejano’s were not a group that gays should be messing with. The statement came right after it was announced que that was going to be next year’s theme. We aint going to stand for it believe me we will do what we need to do to stop this nonsense.
Ok raza remember you are never too old to dress like a hooker, but if you do stay home.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Now that gobbler of all gobblers here is veronica la lesbian. Hi, now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Gay parade make big splash.
Real tejano protest next year’s theme.
And finally, trick or treat females arrested at the corner of wells and third.
A few commadres made it a point to do their very best in complying with Halloween tradition. They took it on their own to give out tricks to male and females wanting a trick for some treats. The constable didn’t find it very funny, so he decided to arrest all eight females but didn’t arrest the only male in the group. Esa vato was drunk and was dressed like a woman without his knowledge’s say el constable. He was released at the scene of the crime. But later was arrested because he didn’t leave the area nor go home. Charges will be filed.
Yesterday was third annual Queers and Lesbian Halloween parade down third and wells. It was very exciting event says one of the participants dress like a woman, wrapped around a fruit cookie. I love this barrio, it’s the only place we can be ourselves. This year’s theme was to dress up as a cookie monster. Everything went smooth until you get a few drunks barrio members not knowing the differences from real men and women never the less a cookie monster. But besides that it was a great event and we plan on having another next year. Our theme next year will be Let’s go Tejano..
The committee of let me put the finger on you, russel redneck told a group of well known tejano’s que tejano’s were not a group that gays should be messing with. The statement came right after it was announced que that was going to be next year’s theme. We aint going to stand for it believe me we will do what we need to do to stop this nonsense.
Ok raza remember you are never too old to dress like a hooker, but if you do stay home.
Friday, October 28, 2011
barrio stock market report for 10282011
barrio stock market and realtors report for 10282011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Once again como estan raza? Si its Friday and the end is near. Don’t you just love those fools that preach que the end is near, or this and that. Heck man has survived mucho mas que now, so let’s all tell us ourself, I just love life.
Anyway, how did this discussion start I don’t know. Now let’s talk about the confidence we have had over the last two months. First lots of folks spend so much money here lately waiting for those darn storms that never got here. Our assessments of the current barrio conditions remain positive.
But we are bit worried que a significant amount of raza will have a real hard winter this year with the much higher home heating bills . And to add to this the less number of barrio members not going out as much due to the increase of gasoline and a additional fee just to pump air or water for your car. .
All this might just take some cheer out of the upcoming holiday season. We recommend to all business in the hood que to avoid a blue Christmas, they need to lure shoppers con chingos de sales and discounts, starting now.
Now for now our award winning barrio stock market report:
Las tortillas:
Well la tortilla war of 2005 has not move either this way or that way and continues to see a slow start in rehiring barrio members that got layoff a few months ago. “Las tortillas in a can” own by a gringo company from across the tracks sales have increase at least 3 percent says ceo/ged/abe/esl/ Don Miller. Oh yea them folks over there are sure eating them tortillas. Las tortillas ended the week at $.55 cents to $1.25 a dozen.
Las empanadas:
Las empanada consumer has not or even made an effort to confront those claiming que their empanadas are at an over rated price, but state que son fresh. Those claiming que their empanadas are better than those over there, have shown an increase of 18.5 percent. What type of an attitude should barrio consumers get watching this companies increase the price of empanadas when actually are filled with less filling. Las empanadas ended the week at $.69 cents each and that cup of coffee is extra.
Los taquitos:
Los taquitos board of consumer here in our hood have demonstrated que the price of taquitos has plummeted down to as low one has seen in a long time. There are several reasons why says manuel Gonzales a barrio consumer. Si now que there are more than ten taco stands in the hood its better for all of now. Todos de estos want our business but realize que they have to lower the price of taquitos. Tejano tacos one new barrio taco small resturant is leading the way in doing this by dropping the price to $.99 cents each and a free cup of coffee. This has really effected other larger taco stands and barrio restaurants, which tell us que its declined on sells has been around 10 percent up to 15 percent in some cases. Los taquitos ended the week at a very stable price of $.99 cent each.
Los tamales:
Los tamales have plummeted up to $6.00 a dozen, and Christmas not even here. Consumers are being warrant que los tamales are on the rise and if you are aware of anyone or any place selling them cheaper I would buy them now and freeze for later. Los tamales ended the week at $6.00 a dozen., buy raza buy.
La barbacoa de cabeza:
La barbacoa de cabeza has had consumer real excited here in the hood. Since the day que we mention que llamas will be the new beef in the hood for the future the employment picture looks real good. While those that claim que there are no jobs and our hood unemployment rate is at its lowest of 22 percent ( please note this number is based on our block alone). But we see it different now que las llamas will create plentiful of jobs here in the hood. From the farm to the slaughter house, somewhere down that chain we need people says el senor rubio owner of our new llama rancho in the edge of the hood. La barbacoa de cabeza ended the week at $6.65 lbs.
Cheap beer:
Cheap beer took a small jump down to $2.99 a six pack. But beer consumers really don’t mind now que many are staying home.
Well raza there you have it and now for our realtor report.
Our hood has had a large number of apartments vacant. Many of the barrio owners of this apartments or homes don’t live here in town or live across the tracks.
In most cases many owners hired or let folks that live in their apartments manage them and all the owner does is pick up the rent. Many complaints have been filed against this owner in que the folks they leave in charge don’t do the work needed to keep this apartments or homes up to standards.
From missing water heaters to stolen air conditioners have been reported and most of these items have been stolen by those in charge.
Well raza there you have, and remember if you cant eat it don’t buy it.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Once again como estan raza? Si its Friday and the end is near. Don’t you just love those fools that preach que the end is near, or this and that. Heck man has survived mucho mas que now, so let’s all tell us ourself, I just love life.
Anyway, how did this discussion start I don’t know. Now let’s talk about the confidence we have had over the last two months. First lots of folks spend so much money here lately waiting for those darn storms that never got here. Our assessments of the current barrio conditions remain positive.
But we are bit worried que a significant amount of raza will have a real hard winter this year with the much higher home heating bills . And to add to this the less number of barrio members not going out as much due to the increase of gasoline and a additional fee just to pump air or water for your car. .
All this might just take some cheer out of the upcoming holiday season. We recommend to all business in the hood que to avoid a blue Christmas, they need to lure shoppers con chingos de sales and discounts, starting now.
Now for now our award winning barrio stock market report:
Las tortillas:
Well la tortilla war of 2005 has not move either this way or that way and continues to see a slow start in rehiring barrio members that got layoff a few months ago. “Las tortillas in a can” own by a gringo company from across the tracks sales have increase at least 3 percent says ceo/ged/abe/esl/ Don Miller. Oh yea them folks over there are sure eating them tortillas. Las tortillas ended the week at $.55 cents to $1.25 a dozen.
Las empanadas:
Las empanada consumer has not or even made an effort to confront those claiming que their empanadas are at an over rated price, but state que son fresh. Those claiming que their empanadas are better than those over there, have shown an increase of 18.5 percent. What type of an attitude should barrio consumers get watching this companies increase the price of empanadas when actually are filled with less filling. Las empanadas ended the week at $.69 cents each and that cup of coffee is extra.
Los taquitos:
Los taquitos board of consumer here in our hood have demonstrated que the price of taquitos has plummeted down to as low one has seen in a long time. There are several reasons why says manuel Gonzales a barrio consumer. Si now que there are more than ten taco stands in the hood its better for all of now. Todos de estos want our business but realize que they have to lower the price of taquitos. Tejano tacos one new barrio taco small resturant is leading the way in doing this by dropping the price to $.99 cents each and a free cup of coffee. This has really effected other larger taco stands and barrio restaurants, which tell us que its declined on sells has been around 10 percent up to 15 percent in some cases. Los taquitos ended the week at a very stable price of $.99 cent each.
Los tamales:
Los tamales have plummeted up to $6.00 a dozen, and Christmas not even here. Consumers are being warrant que los tamales are on the rise and if you are aware of anyone or any place selling them cheaper I would buy them now and freeze for later. Los tamales ended the week at $6.00 a dozen., buy raza buy.
La barbacoa de cabeza:
La barbacoa de cabeza has had consumer real excited here in the hood. Since the day que we mention que llamas will be the new beef in the hood for the future the employment picture looks real good. While those that claim que there are no jobs and our hood unemployment rate is at its lowest of 22 percent ( please note this number is based on our block alone). But we see it different now que las llamas will create plentiful of jobs here in the hood. From the farm to the slaughter house, somewhere down that chain we need people says el senor rubio owner of our new llama rancho in the edge of the hood. La barbacoa de cabeza ended the week at $6.65 lbs.
Cheap beer:
Cheap beer took a small jump down to $2.99 a six pack. But beer consumers really don’t mind now que many are staying home.
Well raza there you have it and now for our realtor report.
Our hood has had a large number of apartments vacant. Many of the barrio owners of this apartments or homes don’t live here in town or live across the tracks.
In most cases many owners hired or let folks that live in their apartments manage them and all the owner does is pick up the rent. Many complaints have been filed against this owner in que the folks they leave in charge don’t do the work needed to keep this apartments or homes up to standards.
From missing water heaters to stolen air conditioners have been reported and most of these items have been stolen by those in charge.
Well raza there you have, and remember if you cant eat it don’t buy it.
exclusive interview con rancho alegre entertainment, Baldomero f. alvarez 2011
Exclusive interview con Rancho Alegre Entertainment, Baldomero F. Alvarez, 2011.
Cchwnn.
Austin, texas, hello again mi friends, I am Santa Cecilia la que te canta con on the road again interviews. This week my bicycle takes me to the heart of our lone star state, Austin, Texas, to meet up con a man that has really amazed me con su on line radio Rancho Alegre Entertainment. Now let us get to that interview.
SC: Hello Baldomero, how are you doing sir, by the way can you help me get off this bicycle?
BA: Ha, I need help myself.
SC: one of the things that caught my eye con the Rancho Alegre radio was the actually name. can you tell us how that came about?
BA: First of all, I’d like to thank you for this interview. I am used to doing
the interviewing, so this is a change. And I’d like to thank my staff: Piper,
who does the technical stuff, web editing, etc., and Laura, who does the
photography and stuff.
So back to your question. The name, Rancho Alegre Radio. Well you see, I
come from a large family. There were 9 of us
kids plus my parents. Each one of them influenced me with a different type
of music….from my mother Maria Bernadina
Alvarez Cuellar I got Conjunto, from my dad Guadalupe Orsaval Cuellar Sr.,
I got Norteño, from my brothers I got Orquesta,from my sisters I got Rock
n Roll and Country, my grandparents gave me Mariachi and so on. And
when the family would get together, it was always on a rancho, putting a
hog in the ground and dancing and singing. It was a time that was
alegre, so when I was left in charge of the family property I named
it…“Rancho Alegre Land of Hope and Dreams USA,” or
Rancho Alegre for short.
SC: how long have you been on line now sir?
BA: Our website and catalog has been around almost 4 years now,
Rancho Alegre Radio started August of 2010, and we started the taped
interview early 2011. And please call me Frank or Baldomero.
SC: being born in Alice, Texas, and knowing the Rancho Alegre area myself, it seems that lots of your music you jam to are conjunto from that area, is there any reason that is?
BA: Yes, my biggest influence in music was Ruben Naranjo. I was the
youngest. And when my brothers and sisters were all out of the house, and
my mom and dad would go to dance halls, it was either stay with a sitter or go to the dances. Ruben was the first band I ever saw live. That and
being that Alice, Texas was one of the birth places of tejano
music is the reason I honor it also.
SC: why do you think your radio program is different from the dozens of other on line radios and their own style of music?
BA: We’re different because we play Conjunto, and old school Tejano,
stuff that radio and other internet stations stay away from due to recording
quality. The way I see it, I have old pictures of my parents that are not
good quality, but it
does not mean I do not cherish them. Plus with us, there are no
commercials, you got the play list the listener can control,
or the show we record. And we archive our interviews and shows, so you
can listen or re-listen as often as you like. Plus
other stations stick to new Tejano. We play the new stuff also (if it’s good),
but we never forget the old.
SC: from the number of interview you have conducted, which one stands out in your mind?
BA: q-6 Tough one….Chano Cadena. It was like we knew each other for
years. We still call each other just to check up on one another. Awesome
man, and I wish I lived closer to him to be able to visit more often.
SC: what is in the future of Rancho Alegre Entertainment for 2012?
BA: To continue to get signatures from as many people as possible to
present to radio station owners who have forgotten the Tejanos and have
switched formats from Tejano to Banda formats. Nothing against Mexican
music, but we
deserve to have stations too, so we will knock on every exec’s door til we
get our share of Tejano stations
SC: if given the opportunity to speak with a group of young people, what encouraging would you tell them?
BA: I would tell them to be true to yourself, learn of your past, cherish
your culture, speak Tex-Mex Spanish, get educated, learn to play music,
it’s a beautiful thing. No one can take our culture away.
SC: finally, what would like to share with your world wide fans?
BA: q-9 Keep supporting Tejano Conjunto music. Don’t let our culture fade
away. Thank you for your support. I hope you all enjoy our interviews. We
interview anyone who is in the music biz, no matter how big or small. If
you are a new band, don’t be shy give us a ring, we’ll talk to you. Oh and a
special shout out to our troops. We love you and pray for your
safe return, and thank you so much for all you have done and continue to
do for not only the U.S. but all around the world.
SC: well sir I want to thank you for your time and can you please give me a hand on getting back on this bicycle and point me south towards the freeway?
BA: No, thank you, and I would help you back on your bike, but I can’t
strain myself, I got chorro, you understand.
SC: again raza this is the best job a woman like me could have, I am Santa Cecilia la que te canta.
Cchwnn.
Austin, texas, hello again mi friends, I am Santa Cecilia la que te canta con on the road again interviews. This week my bicycle takes me to the heart of our lone star state, Austin, Texas, to meet up con a man that has really amazed me con su on line radio Rancho Alegre Entertainment. Now let us get to that interview.
SC: Hello Baldomero, how are you doing sir, by the way can you help me get off this bicycle?
BA: Ha, I need help myself.
SC: one of the things that caught my eye con the Rancho Alegre radio was the actually name. can you tell us how that came about?
BA: First of all, I’d like to thank you for this interview. I am used to doing
the interviewing, so this is a change. And I’d like to thank my staff: Piper,
who does the technical stuff, web editing, etc., and Laura, who does the
photography and stuff.
So back to your question. The name, Rancho Alegre Radio. Well you see, I
come from a large family. There were 9 of us
kids plus my parents. Each one of them influenced me with a different type
of music….from my mother Maria Bernadina
Alvarez Cuellar I got Conjunto, from my dad Guadalupe Orsaval Cuellar Sr.,
I got Norteño, from my brothers I got Orquesta,from my sisters I got Rock
n Roll and Country, my grandparents gave me Mariachi and so on. And
when the family would get together, it was always on a rancho, putting a
hog in the ground and dancing and singing. It was a time that was
alegre, so when I was left in charge of the family property I named
it…“Rancho Alegre Land of Hope and Dreams USA,” or
Rancho Alegre for short.
SC: how long have you been on line now sir?
BA: Our website and catalog has been around almost 4 years now,
Rancho Alegre Radio started August of 2010, and we started the taped
interview early 2011. And please call me Frank or Baldomero.
SC: being born in Alice, Texas, and knowing the Rancho Alegre area myself, it seems that lots of your music you jam to are conjunto from that area, is there any reason that is?
BA: Yes, my biggest influence in music was Ruben Naranjo. I was the
youngest. And when my brothers and sisters were all out of the house, and
my mom and dad would go to dance halls, it was either stay with a sitter or go to the dances. Ruben was the first band I ever saw live. That and
being that Alice, Texas was one of the birth places of tejano
music is the reason I honor it also.
SC: why do you think your radio program is different from the dozens of other on line radios and their own style of music?
BA: We’re different because we play Conjunto, and old school Tejano,
stuff that radio and other internet stations stay away from due to recording
quality. The way I see it, I have old pictures of my parents that are not
good quality, but it
does not mean I do not cherish them. Plus with us, there are no
commercials, you got the play list the listener can control,
or the show we record. And we archive our interviews and shows, so you
can listen or re-listen as often as you like. Plus
other stations stick to new Tejano. We play the new stuff also (if it’s good),
but we never forget the old.
SC: from the number of interview you have conducted, which one stands out in your mind?
BA: q-6 Tough one….Chano Cadena. It was like we knew each other for
years. We still call each other just to check up on one another. Awesome
man, and I wish I lived closer to him to be able to visit more often.
SC: what is in the future of Rancho Alegre Entertainment for 2012?
BA: To continue to get signatures from as many people as possible to
present to radio station owners who have forgotten the Tejanos and have
switched formats from Tejano to Banda formats. Nothing against Mexican
music, but we
deserve to have stations too, so we will knock on every exec’s door til we
get our share of Tejano stations
SC: if given the opportunity to speak with a group of young people, what encouraging would you tell them?
BA: I would tell them to be true to yourself, learn of your past, cherish
your culture, speak Tex-Mex Spanish, get educated, learn to play music,
it’s a beautiful thing. No one can take our culture away.
SC: finally, what would like to share with your world wide fans?
BA: q-9 Keep supporting Tejano Conjunto music. Don’t let our culture fade
away. Thank you for your support. I hope you all enjoy our interviews. We
interview anyone who is in the music biz, no matter how big or small. If
you are a new band, don’t be shy give us a ring, we’ll talk to you. Oh and a
special shout out to our troops. We love you and pray for your
safe return, and thank you so much for all you have done and continue to
do for not only the U.S. but all around the world.
SC: well sir I want to thank you for your time and can you please give me a hand on getting back on this bicycle and point me south towards the freeway?
BA: No, thank you, and I would help you back on your bike, but I can’t
strain myself, I got chorro, you understand.
SC: again raza this is the best job a woman like me could have, I am Santa Cecilia la que te canta.
Thursday, October 27, 2011
hejola report for 10272011
Hejola report for 10272011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio store owners close deal con workers.
Two get arrested after announcement made for better benefits.
And finally all 40 or more barrio conjuntos join new barrio union.
After several hours talking con the leaders of the barrio award winning conjuntos, a deal was cut where all 40 or more barrio conjuntos leaders and managers would be required to have health insurances for its all its band members on an annual bases. The cost would be offset by band members would be required to pay a monthly insurance fee. Many are happy now that all the conjunto have come together to solve some of their main issues. We have a long way to go says one of the conjunto leaders but says que he will take the bull by the horn and provide his band members with the insurance company that has agreed to work with them.
Two men and several dogs were taken in when they seems to have cross a line that the constable had laid out before those special meeting held at the center for better workers. Both men and their pets were very upset con the deal that was made without an employee input. Besides that no provisions were made for their pets or family members to benefit from this bull shit deal.
Yesterday at the center for better workers, an office that helps raza get jobs reported yesterday que they had struck a deal con lots of barrio employer in making better benefits for their employees. The some important part of the deal that was made public was that employee would get greater discount on stuff they buy and a chicken at the end of every month, along con cheese and bread. Most of the employees told us que it was better que nothing.
Ok raza have a great day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio store owners close deal con workers.
Two get arrested after announcement made for better benefits.
And finally all 40 or more barrio conjuntos join new barrio union.
After several hours talking con the leaders of the barrio award winning conjuntos, a deal was cut where all 40 or more barrio conjuntos leaders and managers would be required to have health insurances for its all its band members on an annual bases. The cost would be offset by band members would be required to pay a monthly insurance fee. Many are happy now that all the conjunto have come together to solve some of their main issues. We have a long way to go says one of the conjunto leaders but says que he will take the bull by the horn and provide his band members with the insurance company that has agreed to work with them.
Two men and several dogs were taken in when they seems to have cross a line that the constable had laid out before those special meeting held at the center for better workers. Both men and their pets were very upset con the deal that was made without an employee input. Besides that no provisions were made for their pets or family members to benefit from this bull shit deal.
Yesterday at the center for better workers, an office that helps raza get jobs reported yesterday que they had struck a deal con lots of barrio employer in making better benefits for their employees. The some important part of the deal that was made public was that employee would get greater discount on stuff they buy and a chicken at the end of every month, along con cheese and bread. Most of the employees told us que it was better que nothing.
Ok raza have a great day.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
barriio westinghouse barrio mall 10252011
Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 10252011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. HELLO MY NAME IS GLORIA GUERRA EDITIOR AND OWNER OF LA VOZ DEL BARRIO MALL NEWLETTER.
We will try to keep you informed on the programs going on here at the mall. And also provide everyone with more details on the stores and the ownership. So hang tight and bee looking for our newsletter. And information on the great deal one can find here.
All stores on the first level have announced que there will be a 15% discount on everything and all services render here for exception of the medical center and the funeral home.
La commadre boxing matches will be back on Thursday. There are five matches on this week’s card and except to see you all there.
the second floor is making room for a new private eye academic schedule to open soon.After visiting con el ojo junior barrio private eye, he said que the lawyers had agreed to lease some space on the second floor to open his private academic named after his missing father el ojo sr. barrio private eye.Junior said que the school would open its doors on Jan. 2 of 2012.
And on the third and fourth floor we have space for retards from metro areas. If you are on please contact your local barrio union for help. Esa.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. HELLO MY NAME IS GLORIA GUERRA EDITIOR AND OWNER OF LA VOZ DEL BARRIO MALL NEWLETTER.
We will try to keep you informed on the programs going on here at the mall. And also provide everyone with more details on the stores and the ownership. So hang tight and bee looking for our newsletter. And information on the great deal one can find here.
All stores on the first level have announced que there will be a 15% discount on everything and all services render here for exception of the medical center and the funeral home.
La commadre boxing matches will be back on Thursday. There are five matches on this week’s card and except to see you all there.
the second floor is making room for a new private eye academic schedule to open soon.After visiting con el ojo junior barrio private eye, he said que the lawyers had agreed to lease some space on the second floor to open his private academic named after his missing father el ojo sr. barrio private eye.Junior said que the school would open its doors on Jan. 2 of 2012.
And on the third and fourth floor we have space for retards from metro areas. If you are on please contact your local barrio union for help. Esa.
Monday, October 24, 2011
hejola report 10242011
Hejola report for 10242011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello raza como estan, and now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio motor vehicle office closed for a week after three different accidents.
This past week was not a very lucky week for our barrio motor vehicle office, says el constable cadena. This past week the office found itself under attack from barrio residents trying to get a driver licenses.
The first incident happen when el jefe, Gomer Pile Morales, age 89, crashed into the front of the office , when he tried to stop his car traveling 5 mph. leaving a five foot hole on one of the office’s walls.
Gus Perez age 12 lost control of his parent’s car when he drove his grandfather to renew his driver’s license. He crashed into the other side of the office, also leaving a ten foot hole in the wall.
And finally, Melinda Rodriquez, a driving tester, was killed when she tried to parallel park right next to the barrio motor vehicle office when the whole build clasped on her car killing while she sat in it. The constable told us que he wasn’t sure if the building clasped on her due to all the hits it took during the week or just pure bad luck.
An investigation will be done on all the above accidents.
Ok raza got to go and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello raza como estan, and now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio motor vehicle office closed for a week after three different accidents.
This past week was not a very lucky week for our barrio motor vehicle office, says el constable cadena. This past week the office found itself under attack from barrio residents trying to get a driver licenses.
The first incident happen when el jefe, Gomer Pile Morales, age 89, crashed into the front of the office , when he tried to stop his car traveling 5 mph. leaving a five foot hole on one of the office’s walls.
Gus Perez age 12 lost control of his parent’s car when he drove his grandfather to renew his driver’s license. He crashed into the other side of the office, also leaving a ten foot hole in the wall.
And finally, Melinda Rodriquez, a driving tester, was killed when she tried to parallel park right next to the barrio motor vehicle office when the whole build clasped on her car killing while she sat in it. The constable told us que he wasn’t sure if the building clasped on her due to all the hits it took during the week or just pure bad luck.
An investigation will be done on all the above accidents.
Ok raza got to go and have a great tejano day.
Friday, October 21, 2011
barrio stock market report for 10212011
Barrio stock market report for 10212011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza, Urbano yosabatodo, here is our barrio stock market report for today:
Oh well..Los tamales dropped to its low cost of $5. 00 a dozen, couldn’t believe it so we jumped on it./ But remain stable in big towns of 50 people or more. Buy raza buy.
Las empandas were at 89 cent each at the end of the week.
Los taquitos are still pretty stable at .99 cents to 1.29 cent each. The worst thing we worry about is the price of coffee….. how many refill can one get I am sure que it will come to a limit of no more than two …… I am sure
And that cheap beer, gone up the price of real beer,,, good bye cheap beer and hell-0 heaveno malt beer. Ended the week at $2.99 cents a six pack.
Las tortillas remain stable at $1.25 a package.
La barbacoa de cabeza ended the week at $6.00 a six pack.
Ok raza got to go an spend my stampas.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza, Urbano yosabatodo, here is our barrio stock market report for today:
Oh well..Los tamales dropped to its low cost of $5. 00 a dozen, couldn’t believe it so we jumped on it./ But remain stable in big towns of 50 people or more. Buy raza buy.
Las empandas were at 89 cent each at the end of the week.
Los taquitos are still pretty stable at .99 cents to 1.29 cent each. The worst thing we worry about is the price of coffee….. how many refill can one get I am sure que it will come to a limit of no more than two …… I am sure
And that cheap beer, gone up the price of real beer,,, good bye cheap beer and hell-0 heaveno malt beer. Ended the week at $2.99 cents a six pack.
Las tortillas remain stable at $1.25 a package.
La barbacoa de cabeza ended the week at $6.00 a six pack.
Ok raza got to go an spend my stampas.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
hejola report for 10202011
Hejola report for 10202011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, Gloria Guerra here, Bill Diaz is on vacation. But for now our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio man charged in trying to kill his brother and sister.
Barrio dogs and residents not safe in the hood.
And finally, barrio man warned not to be wearing Halloween outfits all year round.
Ben Perez, age 56, was warned by el constable cadena que he better stop wearing his different home made Halloween outfits in public, due to all the complaints he has been getting. It seem que his outfits have been frightening children and elderly around the mall areas, says el constable. In one complain he tried to look like an angel, by wearing a white tutu and wings. No charges will be filed, but if we get another complaint says el constable, then we are going to have to ask him to take a trip to lalala land center for evaluation on his mental status.
Within the last ten days more dogs and barrio residents have been shot. El constable told this reporter que several barrio residents had fired gun shots at either their own pets or dogs next door. One case reporter was la familia Gomez, where el senior Gomez was so pissed off at his third wife, that he decided to shoot her pet Chihuahua, instead shot his wife once in the head when she tried to save her pet from Mr. Gomez. In another case, says el constable, is when Rudy Percales fired his gun twice at their family dog as he made a getaway but instead hit his wife once and then the dog with the second bullet killing both victims. Charges will be filed against all of the living above.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena arrested Mark Garcia, age 94, in attempted murder of his younger brother, Carlos Garcia, age 87, and his only living sister Caroline Garcia Pena Martinez Gonzales, age 80, when he tried to run them over with his motorized wheelchair. Mark claims que them two were trying to steal is retirement check, so he decided to take the law into his own hands. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way Carlos and Caroline will also be charged.
Ok raza got to go now.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, Gloria Guerra here, Bill Diaz is on vacation. But for now our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio man charged in trying to kill his brother and sister.
Barrio dogs and residents not safe in the hood.
And finally, barrio man warned not to be wearing Halloween outfits all year round.
Ben Perez, age 56, was warned by el constable cadena que he better stop wearing his different home made Halloween outfits in public, due to all the complaints he has been getting. It seem que his outfits have been frightening children and elderly around the mall areas, says el constable. In one complain he tried to look like an angel, by wearing a white tutu and wings. No charges will be filed, but if we get another complaint says el constable, then we are going to have to ask him to take a trip to lalala land center for evaluation on his mental status.
Within the last ten days more dogs and barrio residents have been shot. El constable told this reporter que several barrio residents had fired gun shots at either their own pets or dogs next door. One case reporter was la familia Gomez, where el senior Gomez was so pissed off at his third wife, that he decided to shoot her pet Chihuahua, instead shot his wife once in the head when she tried to save her pet from Mr. Gomez. In another case, says el constable, is when Rudy Percales fired his gun twice at their family dog as he made a getaway but instead hit his wife once and then the dog with the second bullet killing both victims. Charges will be filed against all of the living above.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena arrested Mark Garcia, age 94, in attempted murder of his younger brother, Carlos Garcia, age 87, and his only living sister Caroline Garcia Pena Martinez Gonzales, age 80, when he tried to run them over with his motorized wheelchair. Mark claims que them two were trying to steal is retirement check, so he decided to take the law into his own hands. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way Carlos and Caroline will also be charged.
Ok raza got to go now.
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
hejola report for 10192011
Hejola report for 10192011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now back from the Farest Eastern part of our good old county, here is own man with the plan, Bill Diaz.
Heaveno raza como estan? We just got back and are we tired. It was a long fly back, and may arms are hurting. Now for today award winning barrio headline news:
Garage sales permits go up,
20% of the hood members move first of the month,
And WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL approves another barrio storage units.
WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL management approved a barrio storage unit to be built on the new the fourth floor being planned to be build in the mall. La families Zapata family owners of the new proposed Barrio storage units, will open 30 Barrio storage units. It’s a great place to storage that stuff one don’t need or being hauling around for years. Los Zapata’s say que la raza is always looking for storage space. Excess to the third floor is still being planned, “It’s no problem building the storage units on the fourth floor, the trouble is how to get your stuff up there” says the assistant to the assistant to the assistance mall manager. Several options are being considers on how to drive onto the fourth floor.
In other news, it was estimated que at least one out of five barrio family members move at the first of the month. After driving around the hood this weekend, my god was it busy. I swear it was mad out there today. Raze coming and going, going and coming and some not every coming back.
The results of our estimates did not indicate reason why people move, but I am sure que there are many reasons. We could list a list of reason, but why would we have too, when we don’t have the time right now, dude to the fact que we’re moving right now.
And finally, the barrios fathers and mothers have been picketing city hall on the ridiculous increase in obtaining a garage sales permit. Like we mention a few weeks ago que the new price increase was schedule to be in affect come November first. Well it’s here and now what says a barrio member wanting to have a garage sale next weekend.. It’s outrageous and un- American to charges so much on so little return. The new fee is $100 per for a two day permit or a percentage of the sales.….huh…..hejolia…oh the question came up if this new permit included front yard sales, back yard sales, front room sales, and side walk sales.
Ok raza there you have and you should be glad que you don’t live here.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now back from the Farest Eastern part of our good old county, here is own man with the plan, Bill Diaz.
Heaveno raza como estan? We just got back and are we tired. It was a long fly back, and may arms are hurting. Now for today award winning barrio headline news:
Garage sales permits go up,
20% of the hood members move first of the month,
And WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL approves another barrio storage units.
WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL management approved a barrio storage unit to be built on the new the fourth floor being planned to be build in the mall. La families Zapata family owners of the new proposed Barrio storage units, will open 30 Barrio storage units. It’s a great place to storage that stuff one don’t need or being hauling around for years. Los Zapata’s say que la raza is always looking for storage space. Excess to the third floor is still being planned, “It’s no problem building the storage units on the fourth floor, the trouble is how to get your stuff up there” says the assistant to the assistant to the assistance mall manager. Several options are being considers on how to drive onto the fourth floor.
In other news, it was estimated que at least one out of five barrio family members move at the first of the month. After driving around the hood this weekend, my god was it busy. I swear it was mad out there today. Raze coming and going, going and coming and some not every coming back.
The results of our estimates did not indicate reason why people move, but I am sure que there are many reasons. We could list a list of reason, but why would we have too, when we don’t have the time right now, dude to the fact que we’re moving right now.
And finally, the barrios fathers and mothers have been picketing city hall on the ridiculous increase in obtaining a garage sales permit. Like we mention a few weeks ago que the new price increase was schedule to be in affect come November first. Well it’s here and now what says a barrio member wanting to have a garage sale next weekend.. It’s outrageous and un- American to charges so much on so little return. The new fee is $100 per for a two day permit or a percentage of the sales.….huh…..hejolia…oh the question came up if this new permit included front yard sales, back yard sales, front room sales, and side walk sales.
Ok raza there you have and you should be glad que you don’t live here.
hejola report for 10192011
Hejola report for 10192011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now back from the Farest Eastern part of our good old county, here is own man with the plan, Bill Diaz.
Heaveno raza como estan? We just got back and are we tired. It was a long fly back, and may arms are hurting. Now for today award winning barrio headline news:
Garage sales permits go up,
20% of the hood members move first of the month,
And WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL approves another barrio storage units.
WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL management approved a barrio storage unit to be built on the new the fourth floor being planned to be build in the mall. La families Zapata family owners of the new proposed Barrio storage units, will open 30 Barrio storage units. It’s a great place to storage that stuff one don’t need or being hauling around for years. Los Zapata’s say que la raza is always looking for storage space. Excess to the third floor is still being planned, “It’s no problem building the storage units on the fourth floor, the trouble is how to get your stuff up there” says the assistant to the assistant to the assistance mall manager. Several options are being considers on how to drive onto the fourth floor.
In other news, it was estimated que at least one out of five barrio family members move at the first of the month. After driving around the hood this weekend, my god was it busy. I swear it was mad out there today. Raze coming and going, going and coming and some not every coming back.
The results of our estimates did not indicate reason why people move, but I am sure que there are many reasons. We could list a list of reason, but why would we have too, when we don’t have the time right now, dude to the fact que we’re moving right now.
And finally, the barrios fathers and mothers have been picketing city hall on the ridiculous increase in obtaining a garage sales permit. Like we mention a few weeks ago que the new price increase was schedule to be in affect come November first. Well it’s here and now what says a barrio member wanting to have a garage sale next weekend.. It’s outrageous and un- American to charges so much on so little return. The new fee is $100 per for a two day permit or a percentage of the sales.….huh…..hejolia…oh the question came up if this new permit included front yard sales, back yard sales, front room sales, and side walk sales.
Ok raza there you have and you should be glad que you don’t live here.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now back from the Farest Eastern part of our good old county, here is own man with the plan, Bill Diaz.
Heaveno raza como estan? We just got back and are we tired. It was a long fly back, and may arms are hurting. Now for today award winning barrio headline news:
Garage sales permits go up,
20% of the hood members move first of the month,
And WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL approves another barrio storage units.
WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL management approved a barrio storage unit to be built on the new the fourth floor being planned to be build in the mall. La families Zapata family owners of the new proposed Barrio storage units, will open 30 Barrio storage units. It’s a great place to storage that stuff one don’t need or being hauling around for years. Los Zapata’s say que la raza is always looking for storage space. Excess to the third floor is still being planned, “It’s no problem building the storage units on the fourth floor, the trouble is how to get your stuff up there” says the assistant to the assistant to the assistance mall manager. Several options are being considers on how to drive onto the fourth floor.
In other news, it was estimated que at least one out of five barrio family members move at the first of the month. After driving around the hood this weekend, my god was it busy. I swear it was mad out there today. Raze coming and going, going and coming and some not every coming back.
The results of our estimates did not indicate reason why people move, but I am sure que there are many reasons. We could list a list of reason, but why would we have too, when we don’t have the time right now, dude to the fact que we’re moving right now.
And finally, the barrios fathers and mothers have been picketing city hall on the ridiculous increase in obtaining a garage sales permit. Like we mention a few weeks ago que the new price increase was schedule to be in affect come November first. Well it’s here and now what says a barrio member wanting to have a garage sale next weekend.. It’s outrageous and un- American to charges so much on so little return. The new fee is $100 per for a two day permit or a percentage of the sales.….huh…..hejolia…oh the question came up if this new permit included front yard sales, back yard sales, front room sales, and side walk sales.
Ok raza there you have and you should be glad que you don’t live here.
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
hejola report for 10182011
Hejola report for 10182011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza bill diaz back from a short vacation, and now our award winning barrio headline news:
New Barrio B phone on sale “never be lonely again”.
Barrio prepare for Christmas.
And finally a sad story ends in happiness.
El gato cantu had been missing for at least 14 days, and the owners were real worried que something must have happened to it. They went as far and checked on the animal control unit to make sure that they hadn’t picked poor gato up. Well they didn’t. But the mystery ended early Saturday morning when a good friend of the family reported to them que el gato cantu had been run over and was lying in the middle of the street. After care review among its friends 62 percent said it was el gato and the rest told the family it could be. The happy ended of this story was que el gato cantu had been found. Once the family decided que it was el gato, they all gather and walked across the street to bring him home. But to no prevail, someone or something had already picked the cat up and that gato was gone. The mystery continues.
Barrio leaders are encouraging city and county leaders to bring out the 1958 Christmas decorations that were found a few years back at a county warehouse. A few years ago the leaders left those lights on the phone poles for about 8 months and barrio crime was down by at least 80 percent. We are just hoping que they meet our request and put them light back up as soon as they can. It makes the barrio look happy and jolly.
Yesterday Nancy Garza the owner of barrio cell phones and other stuff introduced the new Barrio B phone, yes the one that talks too you. The cell phone theme “never be lonely again” has many more features than that new phone that just came out a few days ago. One of the best features says Nancy is que she, your cell phone can carry a real good conversation with you. Here are a few examples what this phone can do for you:
Human: hello phone how are you?
B phone: why?
Human: does this dress look good on me?
B phone: yea if you lose 100 pounds.
Human: wow can you see also?
B phone: sure if you didn’t block my view.
Anyhow get your B phone now, and never be lonely again.
Ok raza have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza bill diaz back from a short vacation, and now our award winning barrio headline news:
New Barrio B phone on sale “never be lonely again”.
Barrio prepare for Christmas.
And finally a sad story ends in happiness.
El gato cantu had been missing for at least 14 days, and the owners were real worried que something must have happened to it. They went as far and checked on the animal control unit to make sure that they hadn’t picked poor gato up. Well they didn’t. But the mystery ended early Saturday morning when a good friend of the family reported to them que el gato cantu had been run over and was lying in the middle of the street. After care review among its friends 62 percent said it was el gato and the rest told the family it could be. The happy ended of this story was que el gato cantu had been found. Once the family decided que it was el gato, they all gather and walked across the street to bring him home. But to no prevail, someone or something had already picked the cat up and that gato was gone. The mystery continues.
Barrio leaders are encouraging city and county leaders to bring out the 1958 Christmas decorations that were found a few years back at a county warehouse. A few years ago the leaders left those lights on the phone poles for about 8 months and barrio crime was down by at least 80 percent. We are just hoping que they meet our request and put them light back up as soon as they can. It makes the barrio look happy and jolly.
Yesterday Nancy Garza the owner of barrio cell phones and other stuff introduced the new Barrio B phone, yes the one that talks too you. The cell phone theme “never be lonely again” has many more features than that new phone that just came out a few days ago. One of the best features says Nancy is que she, your cell phone can carry a real good conversation with you. Here are a few examples what this phone can do for you:
Human: hello phone how are you?
B phone: why?
Human: does this dress look good on me?
B phone: yea if you lose 100 pounds.
Human: wow can you see also?
B phone: sure if you didn’t block my view.
Anyhow get your B phone now, and never be lonely again.
Ok raza have a great tejano day.
Monday, October 17, 2011
hejola report for 10172011
Hejola report for 10172011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. now the man of the hour Bill Diaz. Como estan and now for our award winning barrio headline news:
grandmother wants her stuff back,
larger number of dogs missing in the hood,
and the hood prepare for the Halloween 2011.
the police were called in today at the home of enrique lopez Garcia, it seems que mrs garcia was on her last operation and didnt plan to make it... well it seems que the dr said que she was to too weak for the operation and didnt real need it.. with that in mind mrs GARCIA, is asking all her sons, daughters and grandkids to return all the stuff she gave away right before she went into the hospital. a court hearing is schedule for two weeks.
a large number of dogs have been reported missing to our barrio command post. we are not really sure who, or what is doing this, but if you have an leads into this matter please contact us at our command post.
PUBLIC NOTICEl last week’s winner of el barrio 8 ball lotto went to felipe garcia. the winner of the grand price of $2.00 dollars.
AND finally, el Westinghouse barrio mall is planning a big Halloween fest this coming oct. 31. Lots of prizes and food, so come on down and make sure to wear that freaky mask.
from our command post. I am Bill Diaz, good day
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. now the man of the hour Bill Diaz. Como estan and now for our award winning barrio headline news:
grandmother wants her stuff back,
larger number of dogs missing in the hood,
and the hood prepare for the Halloween 2011.
the police were called in today at the home of enrique lopez Garcia, it seems que mrs garcia was on her last operation and didnt plan to make it... well it seems que the dr said que she was to too weak for the operation and didnt real need it.. with that in mind mrs GARCIA, is asking all her sons, daughters and grandkids to return all the stuff she gave away right before she went into the hospital. a court hearing is schedule for two weeks.
a large number of dogs have been reported missing to our barrio command post. we are not really sure who, or what is doing this, but if you have an leads into this matter please contact us at our command post.
PUBLIC NOTICEl last week’s winner of el barrio 8 ball lotto went to felipe garcia. the winner of the grand price of $2.00 dollars.
AND finally, el Westinghouse barrio mall is planning a big Halloween fest this coming oct. 31. Lots of prizes and food, so come on down and make sure to wear that freaky mask.
from our command post. I am Bill Diaz, good day
hejola report for 10172011
Hejola report for 10172011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. now the man of the hour Bill Diaz. Como estan and now for our award winning barrio headline news:
grandmother wants her stuff back,
larger number of dogs missing in the hood,
and the hood prepare for the Halloween 2011.
the police were called in today at the home of enrique lopez Garcia, it seems que mrs garcia was on her last operation and didnt plan to make it... well it seems que the dr said que she was to too weak for the operation and didnt real need it.. with that in mind mrs GARCIA, is asking all her sons, daughters and grandkids to return all the stuff she gave away right before she went into the hospital. a court hearing is schedule for two weeks.
a large number of dogs have been reported missing to our barrio command post. we are not really sure who, or what is doing this, but if you have an leads into this matter please contact us at our command post.
PUBLIC NOTICEl last week’s winner of el barrio 8 ball lotto went to felipe garcia. the winner of the grand price of $2.00 dollars.
AND finally, el Westinghouse barrio mall is planning a big Halloween fest this coming oct. 31. Lots of prizes and food, so come on down and make sure to wear that freaky mask.
from our command post. I am Bill Diaz, good day
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. now the man of the hour Bill Diaz. Como estan and now for our award winning barrio headline news:
grandmother wants her stuff back,
larger number of dogs missing in the hood,
and the hood prepare for the Halloween 2011.
the police were called in today at the home of enrique lopez Garcia, it seems que mrs garcia was on her last operation and didnt plan to make it... well it seems que the dr said que she was to too weak for the operation and didnt real need it.. with that in mind mrs GARCIA, is asking all her sons, daughters and grandkids to return all the stuff she gave away right before she went into the hospital. a court hearing is schedule for two weeks.
a large number of dogs have been reported missing to our barrio command post. we are not really sure who, or what is doing this, but if you have an leads into this matter please contact us at our command post.
PUBLIC NOTICEl last week’s winner of el barrio 8 ball lotto went to felipe garcia. the winner of the grand price of $2.00 dollars.
AND finally, el Westinghouse barrio mall is planning a big Halloween fest this coming oct. 31. Lots of prizes and food, so come on down and make sure to wear that freaky mask.
from our command post. I am Bill Diaz, good day
Friday, October 14, 2011
hejola report for 10142011
Hejola report for 10142011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello my friends, Maria la vandia here con today’s award winning barrio headline news, but first let us start off que our topic today will deal with an idea a friend of ours mention to us yesterday, retired prostitutes. So with that in mind let us go to our news:
Rally for retired prostitutes association a success.
Retired prostitutes plan garage and back yard sale for this weekend.
And finally the old hoe has burned down yesterday.
It was considered a historical marker for some and for others a pain in the rear. But that’s all history now that , since that old house burned down late last night . Los vato loco’s volunteer firefighters got there a few hours too late to assist in trying to save the only old hoe house in the county. The house owned by Mateo Morales, or the late Morales, who died about ten years ago never re-open its doors. The home was a well known house for prostitutes and many other illegal activities. The constable told this reporter que they will investigate the fire but are really glad that old hoe home burned down.
Retired prostitutes association has plan a garage and back yard sale this coming weekend. Lots of kinky clothing will be up for grab and you could get lots of hot and great deals, just be aware that many of the sizes labels might not be the size as indicated. But besides that you will find some great deals. The sales will be held at the corner of wells and Third Street, a well known corner in the old days for prostitutes hanging out. So come on by an see if you can recognize some of the old girls. Please notice all sales will be final.
Yesterday was the second annual retired prostitutes association conference held in two weeks, where at least 10 well known retired prostitutes gather to talk about the good ole days. It was a ball says one of the oles; it was nice to see all the girls for back then and now. Another rally is schedule for next year. If you have ever been a prostitute or charged for a favor, please contact us. Please note you must be at least 60 years or older.
Ok raza have a great tejano weekend. You too ..
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello my friends, Maria la vandia here con today’s award winning barrio headline news, but first let us start off que our topic today will deal with an idea a friend of ours mention to us yesterday, retired prostitutes. So with that in mind let us go to our news:
Rally for retired prostitutes association a success.
Retired prostitutes plan garage and back yard sale for this weekend.
And finally the old hoe has burned down yesterday.
It was considered a historical marker for some and for others a pain in the rear. But that’s all history now that , since that old house burned down late last night . Los vato loco’s volunteer firefighters got there a few hours too late to assist in trying to save the only old hoe house in the county. The house owned by Mateo Morales, or the late Morales, who died about ten years ago never re-open its doors. The home was a well known house for prostitutes and many other illegal activities. The constable told this reporter que they will investigate the fire but are really glad that old hoe home burned down.
Retired prostitutes association has plan a garage and back yard sale this coming weekend. Lots of kinky clothing will be up for grab and you could get lots of hot and great deals, just be aware that many of the sizes labels might not be the size as indicated. But besides that you will find some great deals. The sales will be held at the corner of wells and Third Street, a well known corner in the old days for prostitutes hanging out. So come on by an see if you can recognize some of the old girls. Please notice all sales will be final.
Yesterday was the second annual retired prostitutes association conference held in two weeks, where at least 10 well known retired prostitutes gather to talk about the good ole days. It was a ball says one of the oles; it was nice to see all the girls for back then and now. Another rally is schedule for next year. If you have ever been a prostitute or charged for a favor, please contact us. Please note you must be at least 60 years or older.
Ok raza have a great tejano weekend. You too ..
Thursday, October 13, 2011
hejola report for 10132011
Hejola report for 10132011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello Vernocia La lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news, bill is on vacation.
Protest gains support.
Local mariachi band busted for trespassing and shot at.
And finally, big dreams for a little guy fail.
Pancho Garza a small frame man, failed again in his effort to break the barrio world record for eating instant popcorn. The present record is claimed by Juanita Diaz, a very large woman, who has eating 32 packages of instant popcorn in less than one hour. Pancho had to be taken to the St. Paul medical health center for treatment when he was on his third package of popcorn, when one of the unpop kernels got lodges in his throat and was unable to continue his quest.
This past weekend el barrio mariachis de Pete Munoz, were hired to play a few late evening song to his wife who had just turned 59 years old. But instead the mariachi band were shot at and were arrested after the owner of the home next door, James Brown the owner of the home, claimed que he shot several time at that group of bandits and called el constable to get down here as soon as possible due to the fact que he thought que the Mexican army had invaded the hood. El constable made the arrest of this some called group of terrorists down Third Street as they made a run for their mariachi life. Charges are pending against Mr. Brown for unlawful use of a hand gun and firing it at a bunch of unarmed Mariachi band.
The number of protestors has increase from two persons to 7 persons. They have been protesting the corner store at third and wells for several days now, due to the fact que they are not taking food stamps anymore. It’s unfair, says one of the protestors, we work hard for these stamps and don’t need to go across the tracks and spend them there. No arrests have been made but el constable has placed his blind in one eye dog on alert.
Ok raza got to go.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello Vernocia La lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news, bill is on vacation.
Protest gains support.
Local mariachi band busted for trespassing and shot at.
And finally, big dreams for a little guy fail.
Pancho Garza a small frame man, failed again in his effort to break the barrio world record for eating instant popcorn. The present record is claimed by Juanita Diaz, a very large woman, who has eating 32 packages of instant popcorn in less than one hour. Pancho had to be taken to the St. Paul medical health center for treatment when he was on his third package of popcorn, when one of the unpop kernels got lodges in his throat and was unable to continue his quest.
This past weekend el barrio mariachis de Pete Munoz, were hired to play a few late evening song to his wife who had just turned 59 years old. But instead the mariachi band were shot at and were arrested after the owner of the home next door, James Brown the owner of the home, claimed que he shot several time at that group of bandits and called el constable to get down here as soon as possible due to the fact que he thought que the Mexican army had invaded the hood. El constable made the arrest of this some called group of terrorists down Third Street as they made a run for their mariachi life. Charges are pending against Mr. Brown for unlawful use of a hand gun and firing it at a bunch of unarmed Mariachi band.
The number of protestors has increase from two persons to 7 persons. They have been protesting the corner store at third and wells for several days now, due to the fact que they are not taking food stamps anymore. It’s unfair, says one of the protestors, we work hard for these stamps and don’t need to go across the tracks and spend them there. No arrests have been made but el constable has placed his blind in one eye dog on alert.
Ok raza got to go.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
hejola report for 10122011
Hejola report for 10122011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello my friends, Bill Diaz here con today’s award winning barrio headline news;
Barrio electric hotwired services burns house down.
Ten men and women arrested as a new movement enter the hood.
And finally gambling house shut down.
It seems like an old grocery store but once you got inside the place it looked more like some casino is las vegas, or something like that. The reason we busted this place after the city and county leaders made it legal to gamble in the hood, que it was paying out in cash, which is against the law. All the folks busted will be charged.
Yesterday afternoon the barrio butt bus, a moving strip bar was shut down at the corner of third and wells. It’s something that lots of big town have nowadays, says el constable. It was a business of providing adult entertainment on the move, in this case it was an old school bus, painted red, white , and blue con the words : express yourself entertainment. All the workers, driver, dances, and whoever was there were arrested and charges will be filed.
It seems que once you get your wires cross, it might be the end of someone’s treasures. That was the problem con Bill Escobar, the owner of Barrio electric hotwired services, when they were asked to rewire Gonzales home, a two story home located near the corner of third and wells. After they thought they had finished their job, and pull the switch on, it went so fast, que we didn’t have a chances to stop the fire from spreading, says Bill. The home went down fast and quick, not even the barrio loco volunteer firefighters had a chance to fight the flames. Charges are pending after an investigation is done by the real fire marshal from across the tracks.
Ok raza got to go.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello my friends, Bill Diaz here con today’s award winning barrio headline news;
Barrio electric hotwired services burns house down.
Ten men and women arrested as a new movement enter the hood.
And finally gambling house shut down.
It seems like an old grocery store but once you got inside the place it looked more like some casino is las vegas, or something like that. The reason we busted this place after the city and county leaders made it legal to gamble in the hood, que it was paying out in cash, which is against the law. All the folks busted will be charged.
Yesterday afternoon the barrio butt bus, a moving strip bar was shut down at the corner of third and wells. It’s something that lots of big town have nowadays, says el constable. It was a business of providing adult entertainment on the move, in this case it was an old school bus, painted red, white , and blue con the words : express yourself entertainment. All the workers, driver, dances, and whoever was there were arrested and charges will be filed.
It seems que once you get your wires cross, it might be the end of someone’s treasures. That was the problem con Bill Escobar, the owner of Barrio electric hotwired services, when they were asked to rewire Gonzales home, a two story home located near the corner of third and wells. After they thought they had finished their job, and pull the switch on, it went so fast, que we didn’t have a chances to stop the fire from spreading, says Bill. The home went down fast and quick, not even the barrio loco volunteer firefighters had a chance to fight the flames. Charges are pending after an investigation is done by the real fire marshal from across the tracks.
Ok raza got to go.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
hejola report for 10112011
Hejola report for 10112011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award wining barrio headline news:
La commadre Christina gives free pole dancing lessons to Christians women.
Barrio career day gets lots of heat.
And finally la commadre removed from courtroom.
El compadre Juan Diaz, attorney at law, asked la commadre Maria la chicona Morales, a paralegal from his office, to sit with him in the court room during a pre trial hearing for his client. But instead the judge agreed with the defending lawyer que she needed to be removed from the table due to her large breast that in his opinion was only there to get the attention of the jury. The hearing will continue today.
El barrio educational board are looking into a complaint or shall we say several complaints that during barrio career day, Eric Diaz, a barrio plastic surgeon, was allowed to describe his specialty, in which he does breast implants. During his demonstration, he passed out a saline breast implant to the class so the kids could handle it. Many parents were out raged and told the school officials career days sure isn’t what it us to be. No charges will be filed.
In other news, Christina Perez, a well known stripper and owner of the now closed two tons of fun men’s bar, has turned her life to God, is now offering free pole dancing classes at the barrio cruz rojo community center. She told this reporter que her dance lessons are the same as when she was working as a stripper but now everyone is wearing clothing and only dances to Christian onda.
Ok raza have a great day. You too Albert.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award wining barrio headline news:
La commadre Christina gives free pole dancing lessons to Christians women.
Barrio career day gets lots of heat.
And finally la commadre removed from courtroom.
El compadre Juan Diaz, attorney at law, asked la commadre Maria la chicona Morales, a paralegal from his office, to sit with him in the court room during a pre trial hearing for his client. But instead the judge agreed with the defending lawyer que she needed to be removed from the table due to her large breast that in his opinion was only there to get the attention of the jury. The hearing will continue today.
El barrio educational board are looking into a complaint or shall we say several complaints that during barrio career day, Eric Diaz, a barrio plastic surgeon, was allowed to describe his specialty, in which he does breast implants. During his demonstration, he passed out a saline breast implant to the class so the kids could handle it. Many parents were out raged and told the school officials career days sure isn’t what it us to be. No charges will be filed.
In other news, Christina Perez, a well known stripper and owner of the now closed two tons of fun men’s bar, has turned her life to God, is now offering free pole dancing classes at the barrio cruz rojo community center. She told this reporter que her dance lessons are the same as when she was working as a stripper but now everyone is wearing clothing and only dances to Christian onda.
Ok raza have a great day. You too Albert.
Monday, October 10, 2011
hejola report for 10102011
Hejola report for 10102011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, mi raza I am Bill diaz struggling con our creator but we are back. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
La commadre passes out on witness stand.
John bee Goode Morales shot three times.
And finally, commadre busted for being in the nude.
She has had problems in the past says el constable when he went and picked up la commadre Nifia at the corner of third and wells, sitting there in the nude. It seems que she forgets things and sometimes it just aint right. In this case she forgot to put her clothes on when she went to the corner store. No charges will be filed but are thinking of locking her up for awhile.
It seems que some people just don’t learn. That was the case con John bee Goode Morales. It started off at the corner of third and wells, where John was caught stealing a stereo from inside a parked car, and the owner took a shot at him with his 22 rifle and he managed to get away. As he was fleeting the scene of the crime the store owner across the street saw what was going on and he also took a shot at him, injuring ole John boy. When John finally made out of the hood, he decided to come back and pick his car up, the constable cadena was waiting for him and he resisted arrest, so he was shot again, finally hit the ground and was arrested. Dang how many bullets does it take to bring a vato down?
This pasted Friday morning a hearing was being held in which la commadre Debbie Luna, a clerk at the only barrio bank, was testify against a vato charged with robbing the bank this pasted summer. As she was being asked questions, she began shaking and all of a sudden, she passed out while seated in the witness box. A primo of hers’ approached Ms. Luna, and he removed her shoe and held it to her face, hoping she would come around, but without success. He explained que Ms. Luna was ill and subject to blackouts, and sometime by sniffing on her own shoes she would come around. Barrio volunteer firefighters were call and were able to bring her around. She was asked to come back the next day and finish with her testimony.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, mi raza I am Bill diaz struggling con our creator but we are back. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
La commadre passes out on witness stand.
John bee Goode Morales shot three times.
And finally, commadre busted for being in the nude.
She has had problems in the past says el constable when he went and picked up la commadre Nifia at the corner of third and wells, sitting there in the nude. It seems que she forgets things and sometimes it just aint right. In this case she forgot to put her clothes on when she went to the corner store. No charges will be filed but are thinking of locking her up for awhile.
It seems que some people just don’t learn. That was the case con John bee Goode Morales. It started off at the corner of third and wells, where John was caught stealing a stereo from inside a parked car, and the owner took a shot at him with his 22 rifle and he managed to get away. As he was fleeting the scene of the crime the store owner across the street saw what was going on and he also took a shot at him, injuring ole John boy. When John finally made out of the hood, he decided to come back and pick his car up, the constable cadena was waiting for him and he resisted arrest, so he was shot again, finally hit the ground and was arrested. Dang how many bullets does it take to bring a vato down?
This pasted Friday morning a hearing was being held in which la commadre Debbie Luna, a clerk at the only barrio bank, was testify against a vato charged with robbing the bank this pasted summer. As she was being asked questions, she began shaking and all of a sudden, she passed out while seated in the witness box. A primo of hers’ approached Ms. Luna, and he removed her shoe and held it to her face, hoping she would come around, but without success. He explained que Ms. Luna was ill and subject to blackouts, and sometime by sniffing on her own shoes she would come around. Barrio volunteer firefighters were call and were able to bring her around. She was asked to come back the next day and finish with her testimony.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
hejola report for 10052011
Hejola report for 10052011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Bill diaz here con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
El gordo Gomez gets new trail.
Barrio man fled empty-handed after attempting to rob barrio bank.
And finally, Greg Almond Torres arrested for stealing 5 foot mannequin.
El compadre Greg Almond Torres loved his wife so much que while shopping at a real mall across the tracks, he noticed que a high styling dress shop had a mannequin that looked like his dead wife. So he decided to return that evening and stole her from the front window display. Believe it or not it wasn’t the first time someone had tried to steal her from this showcases. So what the owner of the shop had done was wire the mannequin to an electric out let that would shock you if you made any attempt to move it. Torres was said to have dropped her as he tried to pull the mannequin out of the show case he had just rammed with his car. But the electric shock was so powerful que it knocked Torres out and as he fell to the ground he busted his head and passed out. The law dogs had no problem in arrested him at the scene of the crime.
A unknown barrio man approached a barrio bank teller with a note for her to hand over all the money. But instead the teller told the barrio man que she was closed and had to go to the next window. In doing so, the next teller scolded him for breaking into the front of the adjacent line and asked him to remove his hood and hat inside the bank. The constable is looking of a barrio member, 5’5” tall, brown hair, hazel eyes, wearing a hood and a baseball hat, weighting around 200 pounds. If you have any information about this man or person, please contact el constable.
This week el justice of the peace el ojo barrio private eye granted El Gordo Gomez a new trial after he had been convicted for robbing several elderly people who claimed that they were robbery by a blimp looking person. El gordo Gomez claimed that el constable cadena had been unfair when they gather a bunch of fatter persons than himself for a lineup. He also claimed que this was an attempt to make him stand out in the lineup, when all the other fatso’s were ask to be sitting down, except him. A new trial is schedule for a January of next year.
Ok raza have a great day. Oh tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Bill diaz here con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
El gordo Gomez gets new trail.
Barrio man fled empty-handed after attempting to rob barrio bank.
And finally, Greg Almond Torres arrested for stealing 5 foot mannequin.
El compadre Greg Almond Torres loved his wife so much que while shopping at a real mall across the tracks, he noticed que a high styling dress shop had a mannequin that looked like his dead wife. So he decided to return that evening and stole her from the front window display. Believe it or not it wasn’t the first time someone had tried to steal her from this showcases. So what the owner of the shop had done was wire the mannequin to an electric out let that would shock you if you made any attempt to move it. Torres was said to have dropped her as he tried to pull the mannequin out of the show case he had just rammed with his car. But the electric shock was so powerful que it knocked Torres out and as he fell to the ground he busted his head and passed out. The law dogs had no problem in arrested him at the scene of the crime.
A unknown barrio man approached a barrio bank teller with a note for her to hand over all the money. But instead the teller told the barrio man que she was closed and had to go to the next window. In doing so, the next teller scolded him for breaking into the front of the adjacent line and asked him to remove his hood and hat inside the bank. The constable is looking of a barrio member, 5’5” tall, brown hair, hazel eyes, wearing a hood and a baseball hat, weighting around 200 pounds. If you have any information about this man or person, please contact el constable.
This week el justice of the peace el ojo barrio private eye granted El Gordo Gomez a new trial after he had been convicted for robbing several elderly people who claimed that they were robbery by a blimp looking person. El gordo Gomez claimed that el constable cadena had been unfair when they gather a bunch of fatter persons than himself for a lineup. He also claimed que this was an attempt to make him stand out in the lineup, when all the other fatso’s were ask to be sitting down, except him. A new trial is schedule for a January of next year.
Ok raza have a great day. Oh tejano day.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
hejola report for 10042011
Hejola report for 10042011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
El barrio brew new beer takes over.
Nick vela lucky streak comes to end.
And la commadre arrested for playing doctor.
Andres Perez, age 56, was arrested Saturday morning after the constable was informed que Perez had hit his son, age 15, on the head with a spoon, which made it bleed, Perez refused to take him to the hospital but instead attempted suture the wound with fishing line, which apparently got infected. Once he took the kid to the hospital, that’s when they called the cops. Charges will be filed.
Nick Vela, two weeks of holdup customers in front of a Barrio ATM machine came to an end this past weekend when el constable cadena arrested him at a local bar. It seems that in the eight out of nine robberies, the ATM security cameras had photographed him. But the funny thing says el constable is que when we posted his picture all over the hood, its seemed que lots of barrio people called in eager to rat him out, and that’s how we found him. It seems que all the callers had dealt with him in the past and he either owned money or had ripped someone off.
Yesterday el senor Mario Moreno, told this reporter que el barrio brew, the owner of the only beer company in the hood has released a new barrio alcohol drink called, “ El Pisto Beer”, it contains up to 10 percent alcohol by volume. This new beer will replace the old Barrio Beer, “EL Brew Beer”, which was the number selling brew in the hood. El Pisto will only be sold at drug stores, and the going rate will be $2.99 a six pack.
Ok raza have a great day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
El barrio brew new beer takes over.
Nick vela lucky streak comes to end.
And la commadre arrested for playing doctor.
Andres Perez, age 56, was arrested Saturday morning after the constable was informed que Perez had hit his son, age 15, on the head with a spoon, which made it bleed, Perez refused to take him to the hospital but instead attempted suture the wound with fishing line, which apparently got infected. Once he took the kid to the hospital, that’s when they called the cops. Charges will be filed.
Nick Vela, two weeks of holdup customers in front of a Barrio ATM machine came to an end this past weekend when el constable cadena arrested him at a local bar. It seems that in the eight out of nine robberies, the ATM security cameras had photographed him. But the funny thing says el constable is que when we posted his picture all over the hood, its seemed que lots of barrio people called in eager to rat him out, and that’s how we found him. It seems que all the callers had dealt with him in the past and he either owned money or had ripped someone off.
Yesterday el senor Mario Moreno, told this reporter que el barrio brew, the owner of the only beer company in the hood has released a new barrio alcohol drink called, “ El Pisto Beer”, it contains up to 10 percent alcohol by volume. This new beer will replace the old Barrio Beer, “EL Brew Beer”, which was the number selling brew in the hood. El Pisto will only be sold at drug stores, and the going rate will be $2.99 a six pack.
Ok raza have a great day.
Thursday, September 29, 2011
hejola report for 09292011
ejola birthday report for 09292011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news. But for right now, our creator Daniel Lopez has just stepped into the golden years as one young woman at the age of 64 calls it. I am not sure our creator is ready to set into this illusion, but it has a certain sensation that is a bit artificial and could play trick with his poor little mind that is always living in a state of figment of his imagination. But for now let’s get to that darn report:
Six things that could happen on your birthday.
60 year old Birthday party gone wrong.
And finally, 60 year old arrested in his birthday suit.
Jimmy Gonzales Munoz was arrested late last night at the corner bar for walking around naked. It seems que ole Jimmy boy got so drunk at the bar que he thought he was home and started to take his clothes off as he walked towards the bar bathroom. By the time he came of the public bar he hadn’t realize que he had removed all his clothing. That’s when a bunch of customers inside the bar threw his hairy naked ass out the door and into the city where a group of Jehovah’s witness were waiting for the city bus. They notice the naked man, and then call the cops on him. While they were waiting for the law dogs, the Jehovahs’ covered him with some of their hand outs enough to cover his private parts. Munoz was arrested and taken to jail.
Yesterday las commadres y some compadres pitched in to hire a stripper or someone for el compadres 60’s year birthday party. Now please understand el compadres is a modest man, hard worker and has been faithful for as long as we known him to be. So la commadre Ester Hummer Suckyourtoes agreed to do this charming thing, where she would pop out of a giant box designed to look like a cake. Well when all the party goers got there and were all under the family car port, they tried to wheel in the giant cake, when all of sudden the dam thing tipped over and fell on top of the table were all the goodies were causing a chain reaction of destruction. The bottom line is the birthday cake flew in the air and landed on top of el compadre’s head, cause a small fire on top of his head from the 60 candles that were lid up. La commadre Suckyourtoes suffered a major head injury, requiring emergency care. It took them about one hour to pull her out of that giant box she was in. charges are pending. Oh by the way the party ended right after that without opening his only present, which was the giant box designed as a cake. Chinga
And finally, a local author, Ted Nopal told us que he had come up con six things that could happen on your birthday:
1. You get home from work and find a booger on your shirt that must have been there all day.
2. You spot a dead thing on the middle the road and you run over it again, resulting in a flat tire.
3. You are forced to use Microsoft Windows version 2001.
4. You pick up your laundry find out you pick up the wrong dyer.
5. You get a giant zit on your face after you swallowed some chewing tobacco.
6. You pay for sex with a check and then she asks you if you can cash it.
Ok raza have a great day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news. But for right now, our creator Daniel Lopez has just stepped into the golden years as one young woman at the age of 64 calls it. I am not sure our creator is ready to set into this illusion, but it has a certain sensation that is a bit artificial and could play trick with his poor little mind that is always living in a state of figment of his imagination. But for now let’s get to that darn report:
Six things that could happen on your birthday.
60 year old Birthday party gone wrong.
And finally, 60 year old arrested in his birthday suit.
Jimmy Gonzales Munoz was arrested late last night at the corner bar for walking around naked. It seems que ole Jimmy boy got so drunk at the bar que he thought he was home and started to take his clothes off as he walked towards the bar bathroom. By the time he came of the public bar he hadn’t realize que he had removed all his clothing. That’s when a bunch of customers inside the bar threw his hairy naked ass out the door and into the city where a group of Jehovah’s witness were waiting for the city bus. They notice the naked man, and then call the cops on him. While they were waiting for the law dogs, the Jehovahs’ covered him with some of their hand outs enough to cover his private parts. Munoz was arrested and taken to jail.
Yesterday las commadres y some compadres pitched in to hire a stripper or someone for el compadres 60’s year birthday party. Now please understand el compadres is a modest man, hard worker and has been faithful for as long as we known him to be. So la commadre Ester Hummer Suckyourtoes agreed to do this charming thing, where she would pop out of a giant box designed to look like a cake. Well when all the party goers got there and were all under the family car port, they tried to wheel in the giant cake, when all of sudden the dam thing tipped over and fell on top of the table were all the goodies were causing a chain reaction of destruction. The bottom line is the birthday cake flew in the air and landed on top of el compadre’s head, cause a small fire on top of his head from the 60 candles that were lid up. La commadre Suckyourtoes suffered a major head injury, requiring emergency care. It took them about one hour to pull her out of that giant box she was in. charges are pending. Oh by the way the party ended right after that without opening his only present, which was the giant box designed as a cake. Chinga
And finally, a local author, Ted Nopal told us que he had come up con six things that could happen on your birthday:
1. You get home from work and find a booger on your shirt that must have been there all day.
2. You spot a dead thing on the middle the road and you run over it again, resulting in a flat tire.
3. You are forced to use Microsoft Windows version 2001.
4. You pick up your laundry find out you pick up the wrong dyer.
5. You get a giant zit on your face after you swallowed some chewing tobacco.
6. You pay for sex with a check and then she asks you if you can cash it.
Ok raza have a great day.
Hejola birthday report for 09292011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news. But for right now, our creator Daniel Lopez has just stepped into the golden years as one young woman at the age of 64 calls it. I am not sure our creator is ready to set into this illusion, but it has a certain sensation that is a bit artificial and could play trick with his poor little mind that is always living in a state of figment of his imagination. But for now let’s get to that darn report:
Six things that could happen on your birthday?
Three birthday things you really want for your birthday.
60 year old Birthday party gone wrong.
And finally, 60 year old arrested in his birthday suit.
Jimmy Gonzales Munoz was arrested late last night at the corner bar for walking around naked. It seems que ole Jimmy boy got so drunk at the bar que he thought he was home and started to take his clothes off as he walked towards the bar bathroom. By the time he came of the public bar he hadn’t realize que he had removed all his clothing. That’s when a bunch of customers inside the bar threw his hairy naked ass out the door and into the city where a group of Jehovah’s witness were waiting for the city bus. They notice the naked man, and then call the cops on him. While they were waiting for the law dogs, the Jehovahs’ covered him with some of their hand outs enough to cover his private parts. Munoz was arrested and taken to jail.
Yesterday las commadres y some compadres pitched in to hire a stripper or someone for el compadres 60’s year birthday party. Now please understand el compadres is a modest man, hard worker and has been faithful for as long as we known him to be. So la commadre Ester Hummer Suckyourtoes agreed to do this charming thing, where she would pop out of a giant box designed to look like a cake. Well when all the party goers got there and were all under the family car port, they tried to wheel in the giant cake, when all of sudden the dam thing tipped over and fell on top of the table were all the goodies were causing a chain reaction of destruction. The bottom line is the birthday cake flew in the air and landed on top of el compadre’s head, cause a small fire on top of his head from the 60 candles that were lid up. La commadre Suckyourtoes suffered a major head injury, requiring emergency care. It took them about one hour to pull her out of that giant box she was in. charges are pending. Oh by the way the party ended right after that without opening his only present, which was the giant box designed as a cake. Chinga
And finally, a local author, Ted Nopal told us que he had come up con six things that could happen on your birthday:
1. You get home from work and find a booger on your shirt that must have been there all day.
2. You spot a dead thing on the middle the road and you run over it again, resulting in a flat tire.
3. You are forced to use Microsoft Windows version 2001.
4. You pick up your laundry find out you pick up the wrong dyer.
5. You get a giant zit on your face after you swallowed some chewing tobacco.
6. You pay for sex with a check and then she asks you if you can cash it.
Ok raza have a great day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news. But for right now, our creator Daniel Lopez has just stepped into the golden years as one young woman at the age of 64 calls it. I am not sure our creator is ready to set into this illusion, but it has a certain sensation that is a bit artificial and could play trick with his poor little mind that is always living in a state of figment of his imagination. But for now let’s get to that darn report:
Six things that could happen on your birthday?
Three birthday things you really want for your birthday.
60 year old Birthday party gone wrong.
And finally, 60 year old arrested in his birthday suit.
Jimmy Gonzales Munoz was arrested late last night at the corner bar for walking around naked. It seems que ole Jimmy boy got so drunk at the bar que he thought he was home and started to take his clothes off as he walked towards the bar bathroom. By the time he came of the public bar he hadn’t realize que he had removed all his clothing. That’s when a bunch of customers inside the bar threw his hairy naked ass out the door and into the city where a group of Jehovah’s witness were waiting for the city bus. They notice the naked man, and then call the cops on him. While they were waiting for the law dogs, the Jehovahs’ covered him with some of their hand outs enough to cover his private parts. Munoz was arrested and taken to jail.
Yesterday las commadres y some compadres pitched in to hire a stripper or someone for el compadres 60’s year birthday party. Now please understand el compadres is a modest man, hard worker and has been faithful for as long as we known him to be. So la commadre Ester Hummer Suckyourtoes agreed to do this charming thing, where she would pop out of a giant box designed to look like a cake. Well when all the party goers got there and were all under the family car port, they tried to wheel in the giant cake, when all of sudden the dam thing tipped over and fell on top of the table were all the goodies were causing a chain reaction of destruction. The bottom line is the birthday cake flew in the air and landed on top of el compadre’s head, cause a small fire on top of his head from the 60 candles that were lid up. La commadre Suckyourtoes suffered a major head injury, requiring emergency care. It took them about one hour to pull her out of that giant box she was in. charges are pending. Oh by the way the party ended right after that without opening his only present, which was the giant box designed as a cake. Chinga
And finally, a local author, Ted Nopal told us que he had come up con six things that could happen on your birthday:
1. You get home from work and find a booger on your shirt that must have been there all day.
2. You spot a dead thing on the middle the road and you run over it again, resulting in a flat tire.
3. You are forced to use Microsoft Windows version 2001.
4. You pick up your laundry find out you pick up the wrong dyer.
5. You get a giant zit on your face after you swallowed some chewing tobacco.
6. You pay for sex with a check and then she asks you if you can cash it.
Ok raza have a great day.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
hejola report for 09282011
Hejola report for 09282011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again sport fans, I am Frankie tuxedo Zuniga con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Pedro Gomez indicted.
Barrio task force 666 officer fired.
And finally barrio resident arrested and fined.
Lisa Vela was arrested after she had passed out inside the Westinghouse barrio mall when she was discovered stealing women’s underwear. When confronted by mall security guards, she boo-boo-poo-poo in her pants and passed out. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way she will be required to come and clean up the chit she left behind.
In other news, Yesterday el constable told a group of concern citizens’ que Juanita Luna, better known as Deputy barrio Dog Luna, was fired for quietly after he adding barrio residents to a barrio hot check list. El constable told us que esta vato was pissed off at all his present and past girlfriends que he took it on his own to list them on a barrio wachata list for hot checks. All 18 women were present at this public hearing. No charges will be filed but he is on the list for hot checks. Pesse hejola.
Yesterday afternoon was a very sad day for a barrio man, Pedro Gomez, age 75, indicted for robbery a barrio liquor store located at the corner of third and wells. His indictment was not so much for the robbery of the barrio liquor store but for the chase he put on afterward. When he was caught he was covered in blue and white dye from where the owners of the liquor store threw Easter egg dye at him as he fled the store. The constable told us que he was giving Gomez some style points for the run, where he managed to hold on to his beer in his hand during the entire chase.
Ok raza got to go and do some action Jackson..
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again sport fans, I am Frankie tuxedo Zuniga con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Pedro Gomez indicted.
Barrio task force 666 officer fired.
And finally barrio resident arrested and fined.
Lisa Vela was arrested after she had passed out inside the Westinghouse barrio mall when she was discovered stealing women’s underwear. When confronted by mall security guards, she boo-boo-poo-poo in her pants and passed out. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way she will be required to come and clean up the chit she left behind.
In other news, Yesterday el constable told a group of concern citizens’ que Juanita Luna, better known as Deputy barrio Dog Luna, was fired for quietly after he adding barrio residents to a barrio hot check list. El constable told us que esta vato was pissed off at all his present and past girlfriends que he took it on his own to list them on a barrio wachata list for hot checks. All 18 women were present at this public hearing. No charges will be filed but he is on the list for hot checks. Pesse hejola.
Yesterday afternoon was a very sad day for a barrio man, Pedro Gomez, age 75, indicted for robbery a barrio liquor store located at the corner of third and wells. His indictment was not so much for the robbery of the barrio liquor store but for the chase he put on afterward. When he was caught he was covered in blue and white dye from where the owners of the liquor store threw Easter egg dye at him as he fled the store. The constable told us que he was giving Gomez some style points for the run, where he managed to hold on to his beer in his hand during the entire chase.
Ok raza got to go and do some action Jackson..
dancing con el barrio competicion 2011
update con dancing con el barrio competiciion 2011 better known here in the hood dancing con la comadre first round results..
the first group to go is:
2. Lil red conjunto artist dancing con Johnnie el quemon barrio economics. were voted out... \
more to come. keep it tejano raza.
Verocina la lesbian “dancing con el barrio competición 2011”.
08312011.
Cchwnn.
Westinghouse barrio mall center stage: hello my name is Gloria Guerra with our new barrio reality series “dancing con el barrio competicion”, hosted by our very own Verocina la lesbian.
Thank you Gloria I am your women’s nightmare Verocina la Lesbian con our barrio reality series dancing con el barrio competicion 2011. The main issue was selecting the barrio members to participant con this event. So the creator gave it lots of thinking and decided to asking barrio leaders, conjunto artist, business persons, and a whole lot of others will to dance. So here is our lineup for this seasons’ dancing con el barrio competicion 2011:
Five couples will be competing this season, and the couples names are:
1. El constable cadena dancing con Gloria Guerra mall manager.
2. Lil red conjunto artist dancing con Johnnie el quemon barrio economics.
3. Alcardio Samudio cchwnn correspondent dancing con Maria la bandia alley
reporter and director of barrio news network.
4. Santa Cecilia on the road reporter dancing con El mojado Moreno martinez, del groupo los chellos del norte.
5. El ojo barrio private dancing con Alma Rein del conjunto las tres feyas del valle.
Please stay tune for the first round and all the updates dealing with this years dancing con el barrio competicion 2011.
the first group to go is:
2. Lil red conjunto artist dancing con Johnnie el quemon barrio economics. were voted out... \
more to come. keep it tejano raza.
Verocina la lesbian “dancing con el barrio competición 2011”.
08312011.
Cchwnn.
Westinghouse barrio mall center stage: hello my name is Gloria Guerra with our new barrio reality series “dancing con el barrio competicion”, hosted by our very own Verocina la lesbian.
Thank you Gloria I am your women’s nightmare Verocina la Lesbian con our barrio reality series dancing con el barrio competicion 2011. The main issue was selecting the barrio members to participant con this event. So the creator gave it lots of thinking and decided to asking barrio leaders, conjunto artist, business persons, and a whole lot of others will to dance. So here is our lineup for this seasons’ dancing con el barrio competicion 2011:
Five couples will be competing this season, and the couples names are:
1. El constable cadena dancing con Gloria Guerra mall manager.
2. Lil red conjunto artist dancing con Johnnie el quemon barrio economics.
3. Alcardio Samudio cchwnn correspondent dancing con Maria la bandia alley
reporter and director of barrio news network.
4. Santa Cecilia on the road reporter dancing con El mojado Moreno martinez, del groupo los chellos del norte.
5. El ojo barrio private dancing con Alma Rein del conjunto las tres feyas del valle.
Please stay tune for the first round and all the updates dealing with this years dancing con el barrio competicion 2011.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
hejola report for 09272011
Hejola report for 09272011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again, I am Maria la Vandia con today’s award winning barrio headline news. Today we found it very interesting on how children’s nursery rhymes found their way into our award winning barrio headline news.
Little jack Horner busted.
Snow white and her seven sons arrested.
And Jack be limbo breaks both legs.
Little Jack Horner Morales got busted somewhere along third street, when el constable pulled him over for overloading his small automobile con 250 chickens . When they asked him where he got all those chickens, he reply que he was just sitting in a corner, eating his morning taquito, when low and behold all them chickens walk right by him. He said, “ que he was only able to catch 250 of them and had nowhere else to put them but inside his small compact car”. Some kind of charges will be filed, but the constable hasn’t determined what they are, or who the chickens belong too.
Nieve Blanca, better known in the hood as snow white, was arrested yesterday at her home along con su seven children who intervene when el constable was trying to serve a warrant for her arrest. It seems que Nieve never shown up for court , after she had been accused of providing her seven sons with some stolen x rated movies and kinky clothing. The oldest of her sons, Shorty, age 37, couldn’t see why they wouldn’t have ask her to come along instead of dragging her out of the house and shooting her twice con a stun gun. All seven sons were arrested while trying to free their mother from this brutal attack on her. Charges will be filed against Shorty, age 37, Marty, age 35, Skinny, age 33, Chump, age 29, Humpy, age 27, hazily, age 23, and Little Willie, age 5 and of course Snow white.
And finally, Jack Luna, better known as Jack be limbo, a name given to him when he was a kid, broke both of his legs, late last night when he rode his bicycle along third street to see what all the commotions was about at the Blanca home. While looking to see what was going on he drove his bicycle right into el constable parked car and broke both legs, crushing them on the back side of the car. Charges will be filed against him says el constable, “That’s what he gets for getting involve in chit that don’t matter to him”.
Ok raza keep up the good work and remember que keep it tejano.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again, I am Maria la Vandia con today’s award winning barrio headline news. Today we found it very interesting on how children’s nursery rhymes found their way into our award winning barrio headline news.
Little jack Horner busted.
Snow white and her seven sons arrested.
And Jack be limbo breaks both legs.
Little Jack Horner Morales got busted somewhere along third street, when el constable pulled him over for overloading his small automobile con 250 chickens . When they asked him where he got all those chickens, he reply que he was just sitting in a corner, eating his morning taquito, when low and behold all them chickens walk right by him. He said, “ que he was only able to catch 250 of them and had nowhere else to put them but inside his small compact car”. Some kind of charges will be filed, but the constable hasn’t determined what they are, or who the chickens belong too.
Nieve Blanca, better known in the hood as snow white, was arrested yesterday at her home along con su seven children who intervene when el constable was trying to serve a warrant for her arrest. It seems que Nieve never shown up for court , after she had been accused of providing her seven sons with some stolen x rated movies and kinky clothing. The oldest of her sons, Shorty, age 37, couldn’t see why they wouldn’t have ask her to come along instead of dragging her out of the house and shooting her twice con a stun gun. All seven sons were arrested while trying to free their mother from this brutal attack on her. Charges will be filed against Shorty, age 37, Marty, age 35, Skinny, age 33, Chump, age 29, Humpy, age 27, hazily, age 23, and Little Willie, age 5 and of course Snow white.
And finally, Jack Luna, better known as Jack be limbo, a name given to him when he was a kid, broke both of his legs, late last night when he rode his bicycle along third street to see what all the commotions was about at the Blanca home. While looking to see what was going on he drove his bicycle right into el constable parked car and broke both legs, crushing them on the back side of the car. Charges will be filed against him says el constable, “That’s what he gets for getting involve in chit that don’t matter to him”.
Ok raza keep up the good work and remember que keep it tejano.
Monday, September 26, 2011
hejola report for 09262011
Hejola report for 09262011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Vato goes crazy, and beats up his mother’s mother.
Robbing a 7 year old girl turn bad.
And finally barrio man confronted after burglary
The three men from our side of the tracks, must have not been thinking, when the confronted a 7 year old girl, and asked her for all her money. Them didn’t know that Lil Robin Hernandez, barrio karate and judo champ, defended herself when she tried to hand them over the money she was able to pull off some self defense moves, injuring all three men. Charges will not be filed against her but the three men will have to go to court.
Bob Mora, who is not well, was sentenced to 45 days jail time for beating up his mother’s, mother. The argument started when she asked him for a favor, but instead he yanked out her dentures, and took off on his tricycle and while trying to put them on, they fell out of his mouth and he ran them over his tricycle. Oh by the way the family, Mora is asking for your help in locating some of the missing teeth.
David Nelson Diaz, was arrested and charged with burglary this past weekend when he broke into a home somewhere around third and wells, and took a bath. Daiz did not realize que the owners of the home, la familia Bonito, was in another part of their home and came with is two killer dogs and a gun, when he confronted Diaz through the closed bathroom door, Diaz called 918, fearing for his life, urged the constable to come over as fast as he could and arrest him. Charges will be filed.
Ok raza got to go and do some work.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Vato goes crazy, and beats up his mother’s mother.
Robbing a 7 year old girl turn bad.
And finally barrio man confronted after burglary
The three men from our side of the tracks, must have not been thinking, when the confronted a 7 year old girl, and asked her for all her money. Them didn’t know that Lil Robin Hernandez, barrio karate and judo champ, defended herself when she tried to hand them over the money she was able to pull off some self defense moves, injuring all three men. Charges will not be filed against her but the three men will have to go to court.
Bob Mora, who is not well, was sentenced to 45 days jail time for beating up his mother’s, mother. The argument started when she asked him for a favor, but instead he yanked out her dentures, and took off on his tricycle and while trying to put them on, they fell out of his mouth and he ran them over his tricycle. Oh by the way the family, Mora is asking for your help in locating some of the missing teeth.
David Nelson Diaz, was arrested and charged with burglary this past weekend when he broke into a home somewhere around third and wells, and took a bath. Daiz did not realize que the owners of the home, la familia Bonito, was in another part of their home and came with is two killer dogs and a gun, when he confronted Diaz through the closed bathroom door, Diaz called 918, fearing for his life, urged the constable to come over as fast as he could and arrest him. Charges will be filed.
Ok raza got to go and do some work.
hejola report for 09262011
Hejola report for 09262011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Vato goes crazy, and beats up his mother’s mother.
Robbing a 7 year old girl turn bad.
And finally barrio man confronted after burglary
The three men from our side of the tracks, must have not been thinking, when the confronted a 7 year old girl, and asked her for all her money. Them didn’t know that Lil Robin Hernandez, barrio karate and judo champ, defended herself when she tried to hand them over the money she was able to pull off some self defense moves, injuring all three men. Charges will not be filed against her but the three men will have to go to court.
Bob Mora, who is not well, was sentenced to 45 days jail time for beating up his mother’s, mother. The argument started when she asked him for a favor, but instead he yanked out her dentures, and took off on his tricycle and while trying to put them on, they fell out of his mouth and he ran them over his tricycle. Oh by the way the family, Mora is asking for your help in locating some of the missing teeth.
David Nelson Diaz, was arrested and charged with burglary this past weekend when he broke into a home somewhere around third and wells, and took a bath. Daiz did not realize que the owners of the home, la familia Bonito, was in another part of their home and came with is two killer dogs and a gun, when he confronted Diaz through the closed bathroom door, Diaz called 918, fearing for his life, urged the constable to come over as fast as he could and arrest him. Charges will be filed.
Ok raza got to go and do some work.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Vato goes crazy, and beats up his mother’s mother.
Robbing a 7 year old girl turn bad.
And finally barrio man confronted after burglary
The three men from our side of the tracks, must have not been thinking, when the confronted a 7 year old girl, and asked her for all her money. Them didn’t know that Lil Robin Hernandez, barrio karate and judo champ, defended herself when she tried to hand them over the money she was able to pull off some self defense moves, injuring all three men. Charges will not be filed against her but the three men will have to go to court.
Bob Mora, who is not well, was sentenced to 45 days jail time for beating up his mother’s, mother. The argument started when she asked him for a favor, but instead he yanked out her dentures, and took off on his tricycle and while trying to put them on, they fell out of his mouth and he ran them over his tricycle. Oh by the way the family, Mora is asking for your help in locating some of the missing teeth.
David Nelson Diaz, was arrested and charged with burglary this past weekend when he broke into a home somewhere around third and wells, and took a bath. Daiz did not realize que the owners of the home, la familia Bonito, was in another part of their home and came with is two killer dogs and a gun, when he confronted Diaz through the closed bathroom door, Diaz called 918, fearing for his life, urged the constable to come over as fast as he could and arrest him. Charges will be filed.
Ok raza got to go and do some work.
Friday, September 23, 2011
barrio stock market report for 09232011
Barrio stock market report for 09232011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Here we are remote live in san anto,texas right next door to our good friend Albert. The medium size shirt guy. At this moment we can bring albert here due to the fact que we are make believe and we are really sitting down in front of my desk at work. So with that in mind let’s get to that stock market report.
Raza as we get closer to the end of the year many of us have not started keeping track que Christmas is a quarter of a year away. We still wonder what every happen to layaway plans? I am not sure many clothing or any stores want to mess with layaways. But here in the hood we are proud to announce que the New Layaway Super barrio store will be opening its doors real soon, but might not be in time for this year’s Christmas.
Las tortillas remained stable but we did see a new brand of corn tortillas just this week. The weird part of that was it was located in the meat section and were inside some heated box, calling themselves fresh. Well we bought a pack, for about $1.89 and took them home. When I opened the fresh package, about three of them were crumbled. Huh so we let them get a bit cooler and they were fresh and were able to stay together. We are thinking of sending them a letter to ask them to unplug that heater that keeps them warm. Tortillas ended the week at around $1.85 a package.
Las empanadas, were up a bit this week at $.65 cent each.
Las tamales, well this has been a real bad year for them. Now that our tamale guy can’t get around to much due to the fact que he is getting older. So we realize que this man has earned his way into the tamale hall of fame, So with that in mind the tamales ended the week at about $6.00 a dozen. Hey Christmas is just around the corner, I would recommend to buy buy buy …
Los taquitos, well since I have made arrangements with a co worker, where I buy they paid, has worked out great. Los taquitos closed the week at $1.35 each. Oh by the way the restaurant has a sign in the front door that says, “new menu, new prices”. Chinga.
Cheap beer- has taken a new direction, Up on the prices! Yes, you heard it and I am sure you don’t need us to tell you that. But we did find a new way to make sure that six pack last for at least two days, so what we do now is buy that cheaper beer that no one likes and drink a few due to the fact que its some bad shit, that way I am more than sure que I still have beer for tomorrow and I don’t have worry about it . cheaper beer ended the week at $4.25 a six pack. Hejola.
And now la barbacoba, wow I had not eaten any in a while and my god its taste great and filling. So now once in a while we do buy some,pero it’s a bit too high for my blood and money. La barbacoba ended the week at $7.00 a lbs. wow.
Barrio want ads:
#45633- barrio man willing to paint a sign in front of your home, office or any place that he can do his thing. Call us up and ask for Al.
#394858- tejano clothing for sale, gone punk. Belts, boots, socks, pants, shirts and tejano bras. Sizes from 16 to 25 .. female clothing only.
#87344- tejano poster for sale.
#23457- used bicycles for sale, only flat on the bottom. Make offer.
# 564544- wanted young female age from 42 to 63 to move in and help elder tejano man. Maid outfit provided.
Barrio realtors report:
The lot at the corner of third and wells is for sale again, willing to move house, tree, backyard, fences, garden, sidewalk and trash to new location. Make offer.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Here we are remote live in san anto,texas right next door to our good friend Albert. The medium size shirt guy. At this moment we can bring albert here due to the fact que we are make believe and we are really sitting down in front of my desk at work. So with that in mind let’s get to that stock market report.
Raza as we get closer to the end of the year many of us have not started keeping track que Christmas is a quarter of a year away. We still wonder what every happen to layaway plans? I am not sure many clothing or any stores want to mess with layaways. But here in the hood we are proud to announce que the New Layaway Super barrio store will be opening its doors real soon, but might not be in time for this year’s Christmas.
Las tortillas remained stable but we did see a new brand of corn tortillas just this week. The weird part of that was it was located in the meat section and were inside some heated box, calling themselves fresh. Well we bought a pack, for about $1.89 and took them home. When I opened the fresh package, about three of them were crumbled. Huh so we let them get a bit cooler and they were fresh and were able to stay together. We are thinking of sending them a letter to ask them to unplug that heater that keeps them warm. Tortillas ended the week at around $1.85 a package.
Las empanadas, were up a bit this week at $.65 cent each.
Las tamales, well this has been a real bad year for them. Now that our tamale guy can’t get around to much due to the fact que he is getting older. So we realize que this man has earned his way into the tamale hall of fame, So with that in mind the tamales ended the week at about $6.00 a dozen. Hey Christmas is just around the corner, I would recommend to buy buy buy …
Los taquitos, well since I have made arrangements with a co worker, where I buy they paid, has worked out great. Los taquitos closed the week at $1.35 each. Oh by the way the restaurant has a sign in the front door that says, “new menu, new prices”. Chinga.
Cheap beer- has taken a new direction, Up on the prices! Yes, you heard it and I am sure you don’t need us to tell you that. But we did find a new way to make sure that six pack last for at least two days, so what we do now is buy that cheaper beer that no one likes and drink a few due to the fact que its some bad shit, that way I am more than sure que I still have beer for tomorrow and I don’t have worry about it . cheaper beer ended the week at $4.25 a six pack. Hejola.
And now la barbacoba, wow I had not eaten any in a while and my god its taste great and filling. So now once in a while we do buy some,pero it’s a bit too high for my blood and money. La barbacoba ended the week at $7.00 a lbs. wow.
Barrio want ads:
#45633- barrio man willing to paint a sign in front of your home, office or any place that he can do his thing. Call us up and ask for Al.
#394858- tejano clothing for sale, gone punk. Belts, boots, socks, pants, shirts and tejano bras. Sizes from 16 to 25 .. female clothing only.
#87344- tejano poster for sale.
#23457- used bicycles for sale, only flat on the bottom. Make offer.
# 564544- wanted young female age from 42 to 63 to move in and help elder tejano man. Maid outfit provided.
Barrio realtors report:
The lot at the corner of third and wells is for sale again, willing to move house, tree, backyard, fences, garden, sidewalk and trash to new location. Make offer.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
hejola report for 09222011
Hejola report for 09222011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio vato arrested for theft on his bicycle.
Another vato arrested for steal an office safe.
And barrio woman charged with additional counts at her court hearing.
Margie huerta was in court for stealing clothing a few months ago, and a store clerk on the witness stand pointed out Margie to the jury and noted that she was wearing clothing she had stolen from that stores. She was sentenced to one year probation and asked to return the clothing that was not recovered.
Daniel Botallo pleaded guilty to a theft stealing an office safe that he took one evening from the corner store at the corner of third and wells. He would have gotten away says el constable but only if he would have stored that safe inside the car and not sticking out his trunk half way open. He was sentenced to 2 years probation.
And finally, if Johnnie b goode Gomez,would have had a car he might just gotten away with this crime says el constable cadena. But instead esta way, carried the 64 inch tv set he stole on handlebars as he peddled his bike down third street. He was sentenced to 1 year probation and 100 hours of community services.
Ok raza got to go. Have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio vato arrested for theft on his bicycle.
Another vato arrested for steal an office safe.
And barrio woman charged with additional counts at her court hearing.
Margie huerta was in court for stealing clothing a few months ago, and a store clerk on the witness stand pointed out Margie to the jury and noted that she was wearing clothing she had stolen from that stores. She was sentenced to one year probation and asked to return the clothing that was not recovered.
Daniel Botallo pleaded guilty to a theft stealing an office safe that he took one evening from the corner store at the corner of third and wells. He would have gotten away says el constable but only if he would have stored that safe inside the car and not sticking out his trunk half way open. He was sentenced to 2 years probation.
And finally, if Johnnie b goode Gomez,would have had a car he might just gotten away with this crime says el constable cadena. But instead esta way, carried the 64 inch tv set he stole on handlebars as he peddled his bike down third street. He was sentenced to 1 year probation and 100 hours of community services.
Ok raza got to go. Have a great tejano day.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
hejola report fo r09202011
Hejola report for 09202011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
World did come to an end but for el compadre.
Barrio protestor killed after protest.
And finally pet monkey wounds several barrio members.
We thought it would be real funny to see if we could get a picture taken con our pet monkey with a handgun says Jamie Hernadez. Well the joke was on them, when the monkey took the gun and pointed to the owner and its friends the darn thing went off and wounding several folks. No charges will be filed against the monkey but some charges might be filed against the owners of the monkey and the gun. Please remember when dealing with monkeys are like relatives, They can get even sometimes.
Yesterday was a day when all the barrio motorcyclists decided to march on city hall to protest a new mandatory- helmet law that went into effect this weekend. Juan Jose was pronounced dead after he lost control of his motorcycle and hitting his head on the pavement after he left the area. El constable told this reporter que it is surely possible que esta vato would have survived had he been wearing a regulation helmet.
A 57 year old barrio man named Lestor Huerta, drowned yesterday afternoon in a sink hole that he had filled with water and decided to jump in after he heard that the world would not end as predicted by a barrio evangelist, trying to make money from such nonsense. Not realizing that the sink hole was only 20 feet deep. No charges will be filed against anybody or anything.
Ok monkey lovers have a great tejano chan-go day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
World did come to an end but for el compadre.
Barrio protestor killed after protest.
And finally pet monkey wounds several barrio members.
We thought it would be real funny to see if we could get a picture taken con our pet monkey with a handgun says Jamie Hernadez. Well the joke was on them, when the monkey took the gun and pointed to the owner and its friends the darn thing went off and wounding several folks. No charges will be filed against the monkey but some charges might be filed against the owners of the monkey and the gun. Please remember when dealing with monkeys are like relatives, They can get even sometimes.
Yesterday was a day when all the barrio motorcyclists decided to march on city hall to protest a new mandatory- helmet law that went into effect this weekend. Juan Jose was pronounced dead after he lost control of his motorcycle and hitting his head on the pavement after he left the area. El constable told this reporter que it is surely possible que esta vato would have survived had he been wearing a regulation helmet.
A 57 year old barrio man named Lestor Huerta, drowned yesterday afternoon in a sink hole that he had filled with water and decided to jump in after he heard that the world would not end as predicted by a barrio evangelist, trying to make money from such nonsense. Not realizing that the sink hole was only 20 feet deep. No charges will be filed against anybody or anything.
Ok monkey lovers have a great tejano chan-go day.
Monday, September 19, 2011
hejola report for 09192011
Hejola report or 09192011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill Diaz and how about them cowboys? But for now here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Increase of accidently shooting themselves.
Barrio elementary principal fired.
And finally, who is in charge.
After several weeks hanging in a tree, a dead decaying cow by now, was reported to el constable for someone to remove it from the tree. After a few hours several city, county, state and federal government agencies visited the gross site and couldn’t determine which agencies was to remove the cow. After a few hours of discussing this matter los vato’s locos volunteer firefighters climbed the tree and removed the decayed cow.
Yesterday afternoon during a dallas cowboy games , the barrio school board fired local principal. Lydia Ozuna, principal to el barrio get your education center, was fired Sunday after an investigation revealed que she had temporarily unenrolled 37 barrio adult students and regular students this past spring semester for several days for the sole purpose of keeping them from annual statewide tests. She told this reporter que she felt that she had not done anything wrong, all she was trying to do was to keep her schools test scores up, and in doing so she did what she had to do. Of course all the students were re-enrolled after the testing. No charges will be filed.
This weekend says el constable que more people got shot on their own que never before:
Martin Martinez blew off most of his left hand fingers for trying to shoot off a large wart to his right hand. Juan Castillo a barrio task force 666 member shot himself in the hip when his gun went off inside his holster. Lil John Ray shot himself in the testicles while playing with his gun inside his tree house. And finally, El compadre Juan, shot himself in the face when he tried to scratch his nose and the gun went off.
Ok raza thank you and have a great day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill Diaz and how about them cowboys? But for now here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Increase of accidently shooting themselves.
Barrio elementary principal fired.
And finally, who is in charge.
After several weeks hanging in a tree, a dead decaying cow by now, was reported to el constable for someone to remove it from the tree. After a few hours several city, county, state and federal government agencies visited the gross site and couldn’t determine which agencies was to remove the cow. After a few hours of discussing this matter los vato’s locos volunteer firefighters climbed the tree and removed the decayed cow.
Yesterday afternoon during a dallas cowboy games , the barrio school board fired local principal. Lydia Ozuna, principal to el barrio get your education center, was fired Sunday after an investigation revealed que she had temporarily unenrolled 37 barrio adult students and regular students this past spring semester for several days for the sole purpose of keeping them from annual statewide tests. She told this reporter que she felt that she had not done anything wrong, all she was trying to do was to keep her schools test scores up, and in doing so she did what she had to do. Of course all the students were re-enrolled after the testing. No charges will be filed.
This weekend says el constable que more people got shot on their own que never before:
Martin Martinez blew off most of his left hand fingers for trying to shoot off a large wart to his right hand. Juan Castillo a barrio task force 666 member shot himself in the hip when his gun went off inside his holster. Lil John Ray shot himself in the testicles while playing with his gun inside his tree house. And finally, El compadre Juan, shot himself in the face when he tried to scratch his nose and the gun went off.
Ok raza thank you and have a great day.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
hejola report for 09132011
Hejola report for 09132011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hi my name is Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news.
Barrio prepares to pass law for cats need to be on a leash.
Barrio health care services shut down.
And finally vato arrested for paying its meal with pot.
Augstine Ramirez, 27, was arrested at the corner of third and wells right after he left tacos on the run stand when one of its employees called the constable to report that a customer had paid for his meal with pot. Once the constable got there, the employee handed over an ounce of pot to the constable as evidence, against Mr. Ramirez. He was arrested and the constable took the pot so he could test it and see if it was really good weed or not.
Yesterday state, federal and local authorizes arrested the owner of el barrio senior home health care services and shut it down for the poor service it was providing its clients. In one case, says el constable cadena, Maria Chapa owner of the health care services had allowed one of its workers to neglect an elderly woman and allowed her to keep her pets at home. The 92 year old lady when found was huddling around 40 cats, 10 ducks and various other animals, including turkeys and a small dog. The small home was reeking with animal urine, and two dead cats were found in the freezer. Charges are pending against ms. Chapa and her staff.
The “let me put the finger on you committee” met yesterday afternoon at the barrio cruz rojo community center to discuss a new city law requiring every cat to be on a leash when taken outside. The new law will be enforce within several weeks, allowing barrio residents time to get their cats to wear collar with tags with the name of the owner and another tag to prove they had their rabies shots. Another debate is schedule for next week concerning this new law.
Ok raza there you have and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hi my name is Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news.
Barrio prepares to pass law for cats need to be on a leash.
Barrio health care services shut down.
And finally vato arrested for paying its meal with pot.
Augstine Ramirez, 27, was arrested at the corner of third and wells right after he left tacos on the run stand when one of its employees called the constable to report that a customer had paid for his meal with pot. Once the constable got there, the employee handed over an ounce of pot to the constable as evidence, against Mr. Ramirez. He was arrested and the constable took the pot so he could test it and see if it was really good weed or not.
Yesterday state, federal and local authorizes arrested the owner of el barrio senior home health care services and shut it down for the poor service it was providing its clients. In one case, says el constable cadena, Maria Chapa owner of the health care services had allowed one of its workers to neglect an elderly woman and allowed her to keep her pets at home. The 92 year old lady when found was huddling around 40 cats, 10 ducks and various other animals, including turkeys and a small dog. The small home was reeking with animal urine, and two dead cats were found in the freezer. Charges are pending against ms. Chapa and her staff.
The “let me put the finger on you committee” met yesterday afternoon at the barrio cruz rojo community center to discuss a new city law requiring every cat to be on a leash when taken outside. The new law will be enforce within several weeks, allowing barrio residents time to get their cats to wear collar with tags with the name of the owner and another tag to prove they had their rabies shots. Another debate is schedule for next week concerning this new law.
Ok raza there you have and have a great tejano day.
Monday, September 12, 2011
hejola report for 09122011
Hejola report for 09122011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan? I am Bill Diaz an find myself very unhappy con esa vato Romo. But that’s another story, for now here is our award winning barrio headline news:
El compadre Morales sues los vato loco’s volunteer firefighters.
Compadre Henry Gomez arrested after assaulting a7 year old boy.
And finally, husband and wife arrested for target shooting inside their apartment.
El constable is investigating an incident that happen this past weekend in which Mary Saenz allegedly fired an ak-15 rifle at a target inside her bedroom, in which the gunshot traveled through the wall and damaged a washing machine, and springing a water leak throughout the apartment complex. In addition says el constable cadena que her husband had fired shots too, and that it wasn’t the first time the couple had engaged in bedroom target practices. Thank god no one has ever got shot by these two mindless persons. Charges will be filed.
If things couldn’t get worse for Henry Gomez, he was arrested yesterday for assaulting his 6 year old boy in his trailer home at the end of the third and wells street, the complaint explains that after an argument over which t.v. program to watch, Gomez threw the t.v. remote hitting the child in back of his fore head as he made a run for it. The program they were arguing was when the kid insisted on watching cartoons while Gomez wanted to watch Mexican wrestling. Charges will be filed.
And finally,El compadre Morales complained to st. pauls medical center staff that he was kidnapped by los vato loco’s volunteers firefighters and should not liable for the $2500 medical bill when he was brought in by los loco’s after he had fallen off his bicycle along wells and third street. Morales refused and insisted at the scene that the firefighters not take him to the health center because he had no medical insurances. One of the loco’s was reported telling him that he didn’t need any medical insurances for the services just cash. Charges are pending.
Ok raza you can’t believe everything you hear nor read.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan? I am Bill Diaz an find myself very unhappy con esa vato Romo. But that’s another story, for now here is our award winning barrio headline news:
El compadre Morales sues los vato loco’s volunteer firefighters.
Compadre Henry Gomez arrested after assaulting a7 year old boy.
And finally, husband and wife arrested for target shooting inside their apartment.
El constable is investigating an incident that happen this past weekend in which Mary Saenz allegedly fired an ak-15 rifle at a target inside her bedroom, in which the gunshot traveled through the wall and damaged a washing machine, and springing a water leak throughout the apartment complex. In addition says el constable cadena que her husband had fired shots too, and that it wasn’t the first time the couple had engaged in bedroom target practices. Thank god no one has ever got shot by these two mindless persons. Charges will be filed.
If things couldn’t get worse for Henry Gomez, he was arrested yesterday for assaulting his 6 year old boy in his trailer home at the end of the third and wells street, the complaint explains that after an argument over which t.v. program to watch, Gomez threw the t.v. remote hitting the child in back of his fore head as he made a run for it. The program they were arguing was when the kid insisted on watching cartoons while Gomez wanted to watch Mexican wrestling. Charges will be filed.
And finally,El compadre Morales complained to st. pauls medical center staff that he was kidnapped by los vato loco’s volunteers firefighters and should not liable for the $2500 medical bill when he was brought in by los loco’s after he had fallen off his bicycle along wells and third street. Morales refused and insisted at the scene that the firefighters not take him to the health center because he had no medical insurances. One of the loco’s was reported telling him that he didn’t need any medical insurances for the services just cash. Charges are pending.
Ok raza you can’t believe everything you hear nor read.
Thursday, September 8, 2011
hejola report for 09082011
Hejola report for 09082011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
An increase of rescues this past weekend for los vato’s locos.
Legal action against Ben Blanco.
And finally, barrio robbery gone wrong.
El gun shop at the corner of third and wells was being robbed by an unidentified barrio man ( chuy Garcia) when he tried to distract the clerk by laying a $40 on the counter to buy a box of bullets, then pulled a gun and demanding all the shop money. Well the shop clerk thwarted the robbery by pulling his own gun ( of course since it was a gun shop) and scaring the robber off, while leaving his $40 behind. The shop owner told us what a great tip. No charges will be filed.
El senor Manuel Diaz, lawyer for Ben Blanco, admitted to justice of the peace el ojo barrio private eye, que his client Blanco did things that were abhorrent, sick and creepy but didn’t make him a criminal. Blanco had been charged with two felonies for his counseling depressed barrio members on line con techniques and virtues of suicides. For example he recommended positioning for a noose to an ill barrio member who hanged himself a week later. Sentencing is still pending.
In other news: Los vato loco’s volunteer firefighters reporter to us that this weekend they got a large number of calls for rescues in the hood:
9: 00 am. Los volunteers answered a 918 call where they rescued a 87 year old woman after spending at least 5 days stuck in her special toilet. After several hours of pushing and pulling they managed to carry her with a portion of the toilet still stuck tightly to her body. She was taken to St. Pauls medical center for additional care.
1:00pm. Los vato loco’s were called to the corner of third and wells street where a senior man age 79 was rescued after he got his left testicle caught in a toilet seat at a public bathroom.
3:00pm. Los vatos loco’s answer a call from la commadre Joanna Banana after she reported que her pet cat was stuck on top of a telephone pole. Once the loco’s got there they managed to knock the cat down by throwing empty beer cans and rocks at it. The cat fell off the pole landing on top of a bare wired fence, cutting the cat in half. The loco’s tried to super glue the poor little cat together before la commadre came out to see how it was going. No charges will be filed. Oh by the way the cat did survived the fall, but died later for blood poisoning from the glue and internal bleeding.
All right raza have a great day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
An increase of rescues this past weekend for los vato’s locos.
Legal action against Ben Blanco.
And finally, barrio robbery gone wrong.
El gun shop at the corner of third and wells was being robbed by an unidentified barrio man ( chuy Garcia) when he tried to distract the clerk by laying a $40 on the counter to buy a box of bullets, then pulled a gun and demanding all the shop money. Well the shop clerk thwarted the robbery by pulling his own gun ( of course since it was a gun shop) and scaring the robber off, while leaving his $40 behind. The shop owner told us what a great tip. No charges will be filed.
El senor Manuel Diaz, lawyer for Ben Blanco, admitted to justice of the peace el ojo barrio private eye, que his client Blanco did things that were abhorrent, sick and creepy but didn’t make him a criminal. Blanco had been charged with two felonies for his counseling depressed barrio members on line con techniques and virtues of suicides. For example he recommended positioning for a noose to an ill barrio member who hanged himself a week later. Sentencing is still pending.
In other news: Los vato loco’s volunteer firefighters reporter to us that this weekend they got a large number of calls for rescues in the hood:
9: 00 am. Los volunteers answered a 918 call where they rescued a 87 year old woman after spending at least 5 days stuck in her special toilet. After several hours of pushing and pulling they managed to carry her with a portion of the toilet still stuck tightly to her body. She was taken to St. Pauls medical center for additional care.
1:00pm. Los vato loco’s were called to the corner of third and wells street where a senior man age 79 was rescued after he got his left testicle caught in a toilet seat at a public bathroom.
3:00pm. Los vatos loco’s answer a call from la commadre Joanna Banana after she reported que her pet cat was stuck on top of a telephone pole. Once the loco’s got there they managed to knock the cat down by throwing empty beer cans and rocks at it. The cat fell off the pole landing on top of a bare wired fence, cutting the cat in half. The loco’s tried to super glue the poor little cat together before la commadre came out to see how it was going. No charges will be filed. Oh by the way the cat did survived the fall, but died later for blood poisoning from the glue and internal bleeding.
All right raza have a great day.
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
hejola report for 09072011
Hejola report for 09072011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Tx, hello raza como estan I am Bill Diaz, back from a long holiday, but for now let’s get to that award winning barrio headline news:
Cat owner owned by cat.
Barrio man victim of medical exam.
And finally barrio resident turns himself in.
Yesterday during the day, Daniel Ruiz, turned himself in after authorities released a surveillance tape of a break in and vandalism at the corner bar off third and wells street. The camera showed a large man, breaking into the tavern. Mr. Ruiz, a big man confessed to going on a drunken prowl with his friends, but said only remembered the break in only when he saw the video and recognized his distinctive image from the back, including several inches of his butt crack.
Sometime around noon el senor Mr. John Mora, entered el constable cadena’s office to report que he had been victimized by a barrio medical exam, which was conducted in back of a 1978 ford stationwagon, By a lone doctor wearing a white lab coat. Mr. Mora claims que this Lone doctor used toothpicks for acupuncture pressure points, and who was prescribed a container of dietary pills with an expiration date of Feb.2000. He claims that he paid $75.00 for the treatment and is not sure he got his money’s worth. The constable will investigate this matter.
And finally, la commadre Maryland Ocha was taken too el barrio st. paul’s medical center by los vato locos’ volunteer fire fighters for treatment after she lose the fight with her house cat. Ms.Ocha who was armed with a 12inch butcher knife took on the angry beast. But somehow the attacking cat caused her to lose her balance and fell on the 12 inch blade. No charge will be filed against the cat.
Ok raza have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Tx, hello raza como estan I am Bill Diaz, back from a long holiday, but for now let’s get to that award winning barrio headline news:
Cat owner owned by cat.
Barrio man victim of medical exam.
And finally barrio resident turns himself in.
Yesterday during the day, Daniel Ruiz, turned himself in after authorities released a surveillance tape of a break in and vandalism at the corner bar off third and wells street. The camera showed a large man, breaking into the tavern. Mr. Ruiz, a big man confessed to going on a drunken prowl with his friends, but said only remembered the break in only when he saw the video and recognized his distinctive image from the back, including several inches of his butt crack.
Sometime around noon el senor Mr. John Mora, entered el constable cadena’s office to report que he had been victimized by a barrio medical exam, which was conducted in back of a 1978 ford stationwagon, By a lone doctor wearing a white lab coat. Mr. Mora claims que this Lone doctor used toothpicks for acupuncture pressure points, and who was prescribed a container of dietary pills with an expiration date of Feb.2000. He claims that he paid $75.00 for the treatment and is not sure he got his money’s worth. The constable will investigate this matter.
And finally, la commadre Maryland Ocha was taken too el barrio st. paul’s medical center by los vato locos’ volunteer fire fighters for treatment after she lose the fight with her house cat. Ms.Ocha who was armed with a 12inch butcher knife took on the angry beast. But somehow the attacking cat caused her to lose her balance and fell on the 12 inch blade. No charge will be filed against the cat.
Ok raza have a great tejano day.
tejano manifesto for 2009
Another tejano lover manifesto for 2009.
Con Johnnie el quemon, wow raza it’s been a while since the creator, let me out. But I am honor that I have had a chance to share this manifesto que I have been working on while on my tranquility.
Esta manifesto is for tejano music lovers. How have we grown? Just ask yourself where is tejano now? Jesus Christ. Its come on a rapid grown. We all know that debating this is issue has made many of us and not less than more, understand que the growth of tejano is only what you make it, but what its going to prepared to be.
That has been one of our longest theme in dealing con los que are lost in the world off not wanting to understand. But yet this year compared to the posting on issues at this time of year,we have had a whole different approach and come a long way.
We all seem to understand but there are those that insist on wanting to be on the lime light on an issue que you don’t know shit about. But you prevail and move on to other uninformed matters that really don’t matter, only to your uninformed agendia.
Uh, but yea, you could come back on that point and say don’t matter? THAN what really matters? Or does it really even matter? You see how one can be so freaking smarts but yet so dummy! Why does that matter?
Inclusion we have learned that our angry in dwelling in matters that could create matter so we can be concern about that matter really doesn’t matter. But what really matters is if understand the main question here. And that question is what have you done for la onda terjana today?
I am johnnie el quemon.
Con Johnnie el quemon, wow raza it’s been a while since the creator, let me out. But I am honor that I have had a chance to share this manifesto que I have been working on while on my tranquility.
Esta manifesto is for tejano music lovers. How have we grown? Just ask yourself where is tejano now? Jesus Christ. Its come on a rapid grown. We all know that debating this is issue has made many of us and not less than more, understand que the growth of tejano is only what you make it, but what its going to prepared to be.
That has been one of our longest theme in dealing con los que are lost in the world off not wanting to understand. But yet this year compared to the posting on issues at this time of year,we have had a whole different approach and come a long way.
We all seem to understand but there are those that insist on wanting to be on the lime light on an issue que you don’t know shit about. But you prevail and move on to other uninformed matters that really don’t matter, only to your uninformed agendia.
Uh, but yea, you could come back on that point and say don’t matter? THAN what really matters? Or does it really even matter? You see how one can be so freaking smarts but yet so dummy! Why does that matter?
Inclusion we have learned that our angry in dwelling in matters that could create matter so we can be concern about that matter really doesn’t matter. But what really matters is if understand the main question here. And that question is what have you done for la onda terjana today?
I am johnnie el quemon.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
hejola report for 09012011
Hejola report for 09012011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio penny store gets sued.
Barrio donor gets award.
And finally seven vato burger gets robbed.
The family of the late Pablo Lozano filed a lawsuit late last night over the fatal head injuries he received when a bicycle knocked him down in a Barrio penny store parking lot late last year. The driver of the bicycle, Jimmy Moore, who was trying to get away from Mr. Lozano, was not sued. Based on the lawsuit, the cause of the fatal injuries was the negligence by the penny store, because it had mindlessly placed its tip jar in full view on a counter, thus provoke Moore into snatching up the money and make a run out the door, which inspired Lozano, as a good Samaritan, to chase moore and try to retrieve the employee’s tip jar back. The lawsuit will go to court in a few years.
Yesterday evening at our local barrio youth club el senor Marcos Garcia an elite donor of the youth club was honor during half time of a basketball game for his contribution to the club was no where around to accept his award, due to the fact que he was ejected from the stands in the first half of the game for harassing a volunteer referee about the officiating.
And finally, The Seven Vato Burger at the corner of third and wells was robbed by seven persons, well actually six men and one woman. Shortly after were arrested somewhere down the street. It seems that one of the seven persons involved with the robbery was an employee and son of the owner, el senior Sixto Kid. Charges will be filed.
Ok raza see you all later gator.
hejola report for 09012011
Hejola report for 09012011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio penny store gets sued.
Barrio donor gets award.
And finally seven vato burger gets robbed.
The family of the late Pablo Lozano filed a lawsuit late last night over the fatal head injuries he received when a bicycle knocked him down in a Barrio penny store parking lot late last year. The driver of the bicycle, Jimmy Moore, who was trying to get away from Mr. Lozano, was not sued. Based on the lawsuit, the cause of the fatal injuries was the negligence by the penny store, because it had mindlessly placed its tip jar in full view on a counter, thus provoke Moore into snatching up the money and make a run out the door, which inspired Lozano, as a good Samaritan, to chase moore and try to retrieve the employee’s tip jar back. The lawsuit will go to court in a few years.
Yesterday evening at our local barrio youth club el senor Marcos Garcia an elite donor of the youth club was honor during half time of a basketball game for his contribution to the club was no where around to accept his award, due to the fact que he was ejected from the stands in the first half of the game for harassing a volunteer referee about the officiating.
And finally, The Seven Vato Burger at the corner of third and wells was robbed by seven persons, well actually six men and one woman. Shortly after were arrested somewhere down the street. It seems that one of the seven persons involved with the robbery was an employee and son of the owner, el senior Sixto Kid. Charges will be filed.
Ok raza see you all later gator.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
veronica la lesbian dancing con el barrio cpmpeticion 2011
Verocina la lesbian “dancing con el barrio competición 2011”.
08312011.
Cchwnn.
Westinghouse barrio mall center stage: hello my name is Gloria Guerra with our new barrio reality series “dancing con el barrio competicion”, hosted by our very own Verocina la lesbian.
Thank you Gloria I am your women’s nightmare Verocina la Lesbian con our barrio reality series dancing con el barrio competicion 2011. The main issue was selecting the barrio members to participant con this event. So the creator gave it lots of thinking and decided to asking barrio leaders, conjunto artist, business persons, and a whole lot of others will to dance. So here is our lineup for this seasons’ dancing con el barrio competicion 2011:
Five couples will be competing this season, and the couples names are:
1. El constable cadena dancing con Gloria Guerra mall manager.
2. Lil red conjunto artist dancing con Johnnie el quemon barrio economics.
3. Alcardio Samudio cchwnn correspondent dancing con Maria la bandia alley reporter and director of barrio news network.
4. Santa Cecilia on the road reporter dancing con El mojado Moreno martinez, del groupo los chellos del norte.
5. El ojo barrio private dancing con Alma Rein del conjunto las tres feyas del valle.
Please stay tune for the first round and all the updates dealing with this years dancing con el barrio competicion 2011.
08312011.
Cchwnn.
Westinghouse barrio mall center stage: hello my name is Gloria Guerra with our new barrio reality series “dancing con el barrio competicion”, hosted by our very own Verocina la lesbian.
Thank you Gloria I am your women’s nightmare Verocina la Lesbian con our barrio reality series dancing con el barrio competicion 2011. The main issue was selecting the barrio members to participant con this event. So the creator gave it lots of thinking and decided to asking barrio leaders, conjunto artist, business persons, and a whole lot of others will to dance. So here is our lineup for this seasons’ dancing con el barrio competicion 2011:
Five couples will be competing this season, and the couples names are:
1. El constable cadena dancing con Gloria Guerra mall manager.
2. Lil red conjunto artist dancing con Johnnie el quemon barrio economics.
3. Alcardio Samudio cchwnn correspondent dancing con Maria la bandia alley reporter and director of barrio news network.
4. Santa Cecilia on the road reporter dancing con El mojado Moreno martinez, del groupo los chellos del norte.
5. El ojo barrio private dancing con Alma Rein del conjunto las tres feyas del valle.
Please stay tune for the first round and all the updates dealing with this years dancing con el barrio competicion 2011.
Friday, August 26, 2011
barrio stock market report for 08262011
BARRIO STOCK MARKET REPORT for 08262011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. ONCE again here is urbano yosabatodo, como estan todos mi big spenders? While other stock exchanges and dealers are free to trade con those listed stocks, in practice, brokerage firms route most of their orders to that other exchange. But for best execution at the best price here en el barrio, our barrio stock market has been rated number one by some big ass spenders here in the hood.
As the data throughout this section shows, the barrio stock market continually provides the best prices, the most liquidity, the lowest trading costs, the lowest volatility and excellent transaction speed and certainty in our hood, how about yours?
Let’s now go to our award winning barrio stock market report:
Los taquitos: La familia Gonzales owners of las tortillas del hood announced a jointly efforts to strengthen making of taquitos and will improve its research analysts and initial public offerings. These initiatives are in support of a new joint regulatory initiative among the still existing taco stands and those that make taquitos at home. El barrio Exchange Commission has address these critical areas before. Los taquitos were down this week at $1.35 each and coffee is extra.
Los tamales: this week it was announced by our own barrio tamale broker manuel Gonzales que we will be seeing some major changes inside el tamale world. With the decrease of corn leaves and a mild summer there should really be no major concerns concerning this matter. Los tamales ended the week at $5.50 a dozen a bit higher than a few weeks ago.
Las empanadas: El barrio community gardens will hold its annual barrio meeting at our community center this weekend to discuss this winters crops and how much of their products will be used this coming xmas and new years. Its easy to say que they the makers of las empanadas are willing to use our product but are they willing to pay the price. Las empandas are more filling than before which was a great victory for los barrio consumers. Las empanadas ended the week at all high $.75 cents each.
La barbacoa de cabazea: Well since the creation of several llama farms and the increase of feral hogs, many barrio farmers had dropped their concerns con esa mad hog and cow diseases muchos de los barrio members have really cut down on eating barbacoa de cabazea. La barbaco ended the week at an all time high of $6.50 a lbs.
Las tortillas: Wow man have you seen the price of this circular produce. My god tortillas have gone up so high on price que many are wondering if the modern chicana is going back to the old days of making their own tortillas at home. Las tortillas ended the week at all time high of $1.35 a dozen. Pesse hejola.
Cheap beer: Well since football season is back and los cowboys have been winning some games muchos store owners tell us que they are selling beer likes its going out of style. Cheap beer ended the week at $5.56 a six pack.
Well raza their you have it for today, I am urbano yosabatodo. Have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. ONCE again here is urbano yosabatodo, como estan todos mi big spenders? While other stock exchanges and dealers are free to trade con those listed stocks, in practice, brokerage firms route most of their orders to that other exchange. But for best execution at the best price here en el barrio, our barrio stock market has been rated number one by some big ass spenders here in the hood.
As the data throughout this section shows, the barrio stock market continually provides the best prices, the most liquidity, the lowest trading costs, the lowest volatility and excellent transaction speed and certainty in our hood, how about yours?
Let’s now go to our award winning barrio stock market report:
Los taquitos: La familia Gonzales owners of las tortillas del hood announced a jointly efforts to strengthen making of taquitos and will improve its research analysts and initial public offerings. These initiatives are in support of a new joint regulatory initiative among the still existing taco stands and those that make taquitos at home. El barrio Exchange Commission has address these critical areas before. Los taquitos were down this week at $1.35 each and coffee is extra.
Los tamales: this week it was announced by our own barrio tamale broker manuel Gonzales que we will be seeing some major changes inside el tamale world. With the decrease of corn leaves and a mild summer there should really be no major concerns concerning this matter. Los tamales ended the week at $5.50 a dozen a bit higher than a few weeks ago.
Las empanadas: El barrio community gardens will hold its annual barrio meeting at our community center this weekend to discuss this winters crops and how much of their products will be used this coming xmas and new years. Its easy to say que they the makers of las empanadas are willing to use our product but are they willing to pay the price. Las empandas are more filling than before which was a great victory for los barrio consumers. Las empanadas ended the week at all high $.75 cents each.
La barbacoa de cabazea: Well since the creation of several llama farms and the increase of feral hogs, many barrio farmers had dropped their concerns con esa mad hog and cow diseases muchos de los barrio members have really cut down on eating barbacoa de cabazea. La barbaco ended the week at an all time high of $6.50 a lbs.
Las tortillas: Wow man have you seen the price of this circular produce. My god tortillas have gone up so high on price que many are wondering if the modern chicana is going back to the old days of making their own tortillas at home. Las tortillas ended the week at all time high of $1.35 a dozen. Pesse hejola.
Cheap beer: Well since football season is back and los cowboys have been winning some games muchos store owners tell us que they are selling beer likes its going out of style. Cheap beer ended the week at $5.56 a six pack.
Well raza their you have it for today, I am urbano yosabatodo. Have a great tejano day.
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