hejola report for 10202011

Hejola report for 10202011.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again, Gloria Guerra here, Bill Diaz is on vacation. But for now our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio man charged in trying to kill his brother and sister.
Barrio dogs and residents not safe in the hood.
And finally, barrio man warned not to be wearing Halloween outfits all year round.
Ben Perez, age 56, was warned by el constable cadena que he better stop wearing his different home made Halloween outfits in public, due to all the complaints he has been getting. It seem que his outfits have been frightening children and elderly around the mall areas, says el constable. In one complain he tried to look like an angel, by wearing a white tutu and wings. No charges will be filed, but if we get another complaint says el constable, then we are going to have to ask him to take a trip to lalala land center for evaluation on his mental status.
Within the last ten days more dogs and barrio residents have been shot. El constable told this reporter que several barrio residents had fired gun shots at either their own pets or dogs next door. One case reporter was la familia Gomez, where el senior Gomez was so pissed off at his third wife, that he decided to shoot her pet Chihuahua, instead shot his wife once in the head when she tried to save her pet from Mr. Gomez. In another case, says el constable, is when Rudy Percales fired his gun twice at their family dog as he made a getaway but instead hit his wife once and then the dog with the second bullet killing both victims. Charges will be filed against all of the living above.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena arrested Mark Garcia, age 94, in attempted murder of his younger brother, Carlos Garcia, age 87, and his only living sister Caroline Garcia Pena Martinez Gonzales, age 80, when he tried to run them over with his motorized wheelchair. Mark claims que them two were trying to steal is retirement check, so he decided to take the law into his own hands. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way Carlos and Caroline will also be charged.
Ok raza got to go now.