hejola report for 10052011

Hejola report for 10052011.
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Kingsville, tx. Bill diaz here con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
El gordo Gomez gets new trail.
Barrio man fled empty-handed after attempting to rob barrio bank.
And finally, Greg Almond Torres arrested for stealing 5 foot mannequin.
El compadre Greg Almond Torres loved his wife so much que while shopping at a real mall across the tracks, he noticed que a high styling dress shop had a mannequin that looked like his dead wife. So he decided to return that evening and stole her from the front window display. Believe it or not it wasn’t the first time someone had tried to steal her from this showcases. So what the owner of the shop had done was wire the mannequin to an electric out let that would shock you if you made any attempt to move it. Torres was said to have dropped her as he tried to pull the mannequin out of the show case he had just rammed with his car. But the electric shock was so powerful que it knocked Torres out and as he fell to the ground he busted his head and passed out. The law dogs had no problem in arrested him at the scene of the crime.

A unknown barrio man approached a barrio bank teller with a note for her to hand over all the money. But instead the teller told the barrio man que she was closed and had to go to the next window. In doing so, the next teller scolded him for breaking into the front of the adjacent line and asked him to remove his hood and hat inside the bank. The constable is looking of a barrio member, 5’5” tall, brown hair, hazel eyes, wearing a hood and a baseball hat, weighting around 200 pounds. If you have any information about this man or person, please contact el constable.

This week el justice of the peace el ojo barrio private eye granted El Gordo Gomez a new trial after he had been convicted for robbing several elderly people who claimed that they were robbery by a blimp looking person. El gordo Gomez claimed that el constable cadena had been unfair when they gather a bunch of fatter persons than himself for a lineup. He also claimed que this was an attempt to make him stand out in the lineup, when all the other fatso’s were ask to be sitting down, except him. A new trial is schedule for a January of next year.
Ok raza have a great day. Oh tejano day.