hejola report for 10112011

Hejola report for 10112011.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award wining barrio headline news:
La commadre Christina gives free pole dancing lessons to Christians women.
Barrio career day gets lots of heat.
And finally la commadre removed from courtroom.
El compadre Juan Diaz, attorney at law, asked la commadre Maria la chicona Morales, a paralegal from his office, to sit with him in the court room during a pre trial hearing for his client. But instead the judge agreed with the defending lawyer que she needed to be removed from the table due to her large breast that in his opinion was only there to get the attention of the jury. The hearing will continue today.
El barrio educational board are looking into a complaint or shall we say several complaints that during barrio career day, Eric Diaz, a barrio plastic surgeon, was allowed to describe his specialty, in which he does breast implants. During his demonstration, he passed out a saline breast implant to the class so the kids could handle it. Many parents were out raged and told the school officials career days sure isn’t what it us to be. No charges will be filed.
In other news, Christina Perez, a well known stripper and owner of the now closed two tons of fun men’s bar, has turned her life to God, is now offering free pole dancing classes at the barrio cruz rojo community center. She told this reporter que her dance lessons are the same as when she was working as a stripper but now everyone is wearing clothing and only dances to Christian onda.
Ok raza have a great day. You too Albert.