Thursday, October 13, 2011

hejola report for 10132011

Hejola report for 10132011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello Vernocia La lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news, bill is on vacation.
Protest gains support.
Local mariachi band busted for trespassing and shot at.
And finally, big dreams for a little guy fail.
Pancho Garza a small frame man, failed again in his effort to break the barrio world record for eating instant popcorn. The present record is claimed by Juanita Diaz, a very large woman, who has eating 32 packages of instant popcorn in less than one hour. Pancho had to be taken to the St. Paul medical health center for treatment when he was on his third package of popcorn, when one of the unpop kernels got lodges in his throat and was unable to continue his quest.
This past weekend el barrio mariachis de Pete Munoz, were hired to play a few late evening song to his wife who had just turned 59 years old. But instead the mariachi band were shot at and were arrested after the owner of the home next door, James Brown the owner of the home, claimed que he shot several time at that group of bandits and called el constable to get down here as soon as possible due to the fact que he thought que the Mexican army had invaded the hood. El constable made the arrest of this some called group of terrorists down Third Street as they made a run for their mariachi life. Charges are pending against Mr. Brown for unlawful use of a hand gun and firing it at a bunch of unarmed Mariachi band.

The number of protestors has increase from two persons to 7 persons. They have been protesting the corner store at third and wells for several days now, due to the fact que they are not taking food stamps anymore. It’s unfair, says one of the protestors, we work hard for these stamps and don’t need to go across the tracks and spend them there. No arrests have been made but el constable has placed his blind in one eye dog on alert.
Ok raza got to go.

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