hejola report for 10312011

Hejola Halloween special report 10312011.
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Kingsville, TX. Now that gobbler of all gobblers here is veronica la lesbian. Hi, now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Gay parade make big splash.
Real tejano protest next year’s theme.
And finally, trick or treat females arrested at the corner of wells and third.
A few commadres made it a point to do their very best in complying with Halloween tradition. They took it on their own to give out tricks to male and females wanting a trick for some treats. The constable didn’t find it very funny, so he decided to arrest all eight females but didn’t arrest the only male in the group. Esa vato was drunk and was dressed like a woman without his knowledge’s say el constable. He was released at the scene of the crime. But later was arrested because he didn’t leave the area nor go home. Charges will be filed.
Yesterday was third annual Queers and Lesbian Halloween parade down third and wells. It was very exciting event says one of the participants dress like a woman, wrapped around a fruit cookie. I love this barrio, it’s the only place we can be ourselves. This year’s theme was to dress up as a cookie monster. Everything went smooth until you get a few drunks barrio members not knowing the differences from real men and women never the less a cookie monster. But besides that it was a great event and we plan on having another next year. Our theme next year will be Let’s go Tejano..

The committee of let me put the finger on you, russel redneck told a group of well known tejano’s que tejano’s were not a group that gays should be messing with. The statement came right after it was announced que that was going to be next year’s theme. We aint going to stand for it believe me we will do what we need to do to stop this nonsense.
Ok raza remember you are never too old to dress like a hooker, but if you do stay home.