hejola report for 10042011

Hejola report for 10042011.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
El barrio brew new beer takes over.
Nick vela lucky streak comes to end.
And la commadre arrested for playing doctor.
Andres Perez, age 56, was arrested Saturday morning after the constable was informed que Perez had hit his son, age 15, on the head with a spoon, which made it bleed, Perez refused to take him to the hospital but instead attempted suture the wound with fishing line, which apparently got infected. Once he took the kid to the hospital, that’s when they called the cops. Charges will be filed.
Nick Vela, two weeks of holdup customers in front of a Barrio ATM machine came to an end this past weekend when el constable cadena arrested him at a local bar. It seems that in the eight out of nine robberies, the ATM security cameras had photographed him. But the funny thing says el constable is que when we posted his picture all over the hood, its seemed que lots of barrio people called in eager to rat him out, and that’s how we found him. It seems que all the callers had dealt with him in the past and he either owned money or had ripped someone off.
Yesterday el senor Mario Moreno, told this reporter que el barrio brew, the owner of the only beer company in the hood has released a new barrio alcohol drink called, “ El Pisto Beer”, it contains up to 10 percent alcohol by volume. This new beer will replace the old Barrio Beer, “EL Brew Beer”, which was the number selling brew in the hood. El Pisto will only be sold at drug stores, and the going rate will be $2.99 a six pack.

Ok raza have a great day.