hejola report 10242011

Hejola report for 10242011.
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Kingsville, TX. Hello raza como estan, and now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio motor vehicle office closed for a week after three different accidents.
This past week was not a very lucky week for our barrio motor vehicle office, says el constable cadena. This past week the office found itself under attack from barrio residents trying to get a driver licenses.
The first incident happen when el jefe, Gomer Pile Morales, age 89, crashed into the front of the office , when he tried to stop his car traveling 5 mph. leaving a five foot hole on one of the office’s walls.
Gus Perez age 12 lost control of his parent’s car when he drove his grandfather to renew his driver’s license. He crashed into the other side of the office, also leaving a ten foot hole in the wall.
And finally, Melinda Rodriquez, a driving tester, was killed when she tried to parallel park right next to the barrio motor vehicle office when the whole build clasped on her car killing while she sat in it. The constable told us que he wasn’t sure if the building clasped on her due to all the hits it took during the week or just pure bad luck.
An investigation will be done on all the above accidents.
Ok raza got to go and have a great tejano day.