Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter 04292010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Once again I am Gloria Guerra the mall manager of this fine mall, besides all you read yesterday on that hejola barrio headline news, the clown fest, has been reschedule for this weekend. It turned out that none of the clowns that got busted here at the mall were not real clowns, just plan clowns. But we are going to hire extra security just to make sure. In the past we have had a bunch of bad clowns come here and kind of damages some parts of the mall, but some serious talks have been held con the two clown union here in the hood que they will try an act their age.
But besides all this bull, let’s go to maria la vandia con here report at the mall stage. Si Gloria, I am maria y chingos de pedo has been going on here at the mall this past few days. It looks like a war zone con chingos de cops y narcoses. Pero we do have our act together for this weekend. It seems that the clown fest always brings out lots of children y family. So make a day of fun and joy.
Ok thanks maria, now let’s go con our sports guy Frankie tuxedo zuniga.
Oh yea raza como estan, I am Frankie con a very privileged to announce que we will be having all kind of competition during this clown fest. So of the events are the following:
Throwing pie contest, eating beans and rice contest, watermelon spitting seed contest, a three legged clown race, balloon blowing contest, a beer drinking contest, and a few wrestling matches have been schedule also. Now if any shit is started we hope que we can keep under control. So as you can see Gloria we have chingos de things to do this coming weekend at our annual clown fest 2010.
Ok Frankie an keep itup boy, now let’s make sure we got this right, the clown fest 2010 is back on schedule and we have lots of thing for the whole family, and lots of security has been hired just in case que los clown lose la onda.
I am Gloria Guerra mall manager,
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
interview con el gruupo aldaco
Exclusive interview con el Super Grupo Aldaco, 2010.
Cchwnn.
Somewhere in Lansing Michigan, hello I a Blanca Blanch Blanco on the road again and preparing to team up con el super Grupo Aldaco. We are real excited about doing this. By the way this isn’t the first time I have walked this far, but that’s another story.
El Grupo Aldaco is real excited about their new cd “ Moving On” , and we want to thank them for taking the time for this interview from their real busy scheduled. Well enough of that, let’s get to that long walk interview in Michigan con Danny Aldaco the boss man del grupo.
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BB: hello Danny Aldaco we want to thank you for this interview y how are you doing?
D: Thank you, and me and the group are doing well, thanks for asking.
BBB: can you tell us a little bit about your “ movin on “ cd?
D: Yes, "Movin' On" was released on Ritmo Records in March of 2009 at the Tejano Music Awards Fan Fair. It consists of mostly original songs written by my brother, Ernesto Aldaco. The CD has already produced 3 number 1's, and 5 top 10 songs.
BBB: can you give us a little background on how this group started and more or less when?
D:Grupo Aldaco originated from my dad, Juve Aldaco back in the early 1960's as a norteno group. Later in the years as we grew, we ended up playing in his group and eventually the group became Grupo Aldaco.
BBB: being from Michigan one would say wow, how odd do you find it coming down to texas and doing your thing here ?
D: First I would like to say that Tejano music is a big thing here in Michigan. There are many great tejano groups here in the Midwest. Going to Texas and performing for the Texas crowd is great! Sometimes the people will ask us what part of Texas are we from, and when we tell them we are from Lansing, MI, they are in total shock! They just can't imagine a group like us is from Michigan.
BBB: being in the music business for awhile do you find it difficult to get gigs there in Lansing and the surrounding states?
D: Being that we've been in the music business for quite a few years, Grupo Aldaco's name is pretty much out there, so we are usually pretty booked every weekend.
BBB: what’s the coldest weather wise dance hall you guys have jammed in?
D: Well, it does get cold over here in Michigan, but the dance halls have heat so I guess the coldest place that we have played at is probably outside in November at a Dia De Los Muertos event. It started raining, then it snowed!
BBB: what’s in the near future for EL grupo ALdaco?
D: Our new CD should be out sometime in the summer, September/October 2010. There will be alot of surprises on this CD!
BBB: how do you guys go about selecting your music and what to play or record?
D: I am actually the producer and arranger of all of Grupo Aldaco's music. My Brother Ernesto Aldaco gives me many of his songs to choose from. I then select which ones I think will be good for the CD. Then I start getting ideas for the arrangements, record the ideas at a home studio, then go and lay the tracks at a professional studio.
BBB: I see that your group is made up of lots of family members, do you find it hard to work with family and a female singer?
D: Not al all. Our guitar player and drummer are brothers, me and JR(the male vocalist) are brothers, and Jenny(the female vocalist) is our cousin.
BBB: If you were given the opportunity to speak to one thousand young people what words of encouragement would you say?
D: First of all I would say, education is the most important thing at the present time. Finish school. Then go for that goal that you have dreamed of. Don't give up, Make your dreams become a reality.
BBB: well Danny we want to thank you again for your interview and I am more than sure you are aware that I walked all the way here?
D: Thank you Blanca! And you must be tired! I'm sure your glad that it is April and there is no more snow here in Michigan! Or you probably would have been frozen by now!!! lol
BBB: again thank you and god bless you all,
Danny Aldaco, Joe Pizana, Victor Pizana, Alfie Diaz Jr.,
J.R. Aldaco, Jenny Albarez and Javier Sandoval.
D: Thank you Blanca, and we appreciate everything you do for Tejano Music!
BBB; well raza there you have it. As I walk away from the mid west I tell myself que there are chingos de raza up here y la onda is alive and well, I am Blanca Blanch Blanco and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Somewhere in Lansing Michigan, hello I a Blanca Blanch Blanco on the road again and preparing to team up con el super Grupo Aldaco. We are real excited about doing this. By the way this isn’t the first time I have walked this far, but that’s another story.
El Grupo Aldaco is real excited about their new cd “ Moving On” , and we want to thank them for taking the time for this interview from their real busy scheduled. Well enough of that, let’s get to that long walk interview in Michigan con Danny Aldaco the boss man del grupo.
•
BB: hello Danny Aldaco we want to thank you for this interview y how are you doing?
D: Thank you, and me and the group are doing well, thanks for asking.
BBB: can you tell us a little bit about your “ movin on “ cd?
D: Yes, "Movin' On" was released on Ritmo Records in March of 2009 at the Tejano Music Awards Fan Fair. It consists of mostly original songs written by my brother, Ernesto Aldaco. The CD has already produced 3 number 1's, and 5 top 10 songs.
BBB: can you give us a little background on how this group started and more or less when?
D:Grupo Aldaco originated from my dad, Juve Aldaco back in the early 1960's as a norteno group. Later in the years as we grew, we ended up playing in his group and eventually the group became Grupo Aldaco.
BBB: being from Michigan one would say wow, how odd do you find it coming down to texas and doing your thing here ?
D: First I would like to say that Tejano music is a big thing here in Michigan. There are many great tejano groups here in the Midwest. Going to Texas and performing for the Texas crowd is great! Sometimes the people will ask us what part of Texas are we from, and when we tell them we are from Lansing, MI, they are in total shock! They just can't imagine a group like us is from Michigan.
BBB: being in the music business for awhile do you find it difficult to get gigs there in Lansing and the surrounding states?
D: Being that we've been in the music business for quite a few years, Grupo Aldaco's name is pretty much out there, so we are usually pretty booked every weekend.
BBB: what’s the coldest weather wise dance hall you guys have jammed in?
D: Well, it does get cold over here in Michigan, but the dance halls have heat so I guess the coldest place that we have played at is probably outside in November at a Dia De Los Muertos event. It started raining, then it snowed!
BBB: what’s in the near future for EL grupo ALdaco?
D: Our new CD should be out sometime in the summer, September/October 2010. There will be alot of surprises on this CD!
BBB: how do you guys go about selecting your music and what to play or record?
D: I am actually the producer and arranger of all of Grupo Aldaco's music. My Brother Ernesto Aldaco gives me many of his songs to choose from. I then select which ones I think will be good for the CD. Then I start getting ideas for the arrangements, record the ideas at a home studio, then go and lay the tracks at a professional studio.
BBB: I see that your group is made up of lots of family members, do you find it hard to work with family and a female singer?
D: Not al all. Our guitar player and drummer are brothers, me and JR(the male vocalist) are brothers, and Jenny(the female vocalist) is our cousin.
BBB: If you were given the opportunity to speak to one thousand young people what words of encouragement would you say?
D: First of all I would say, education is the most important thing at the present time. Finish school. Then go for that goal that you have dreamed of. Don't give up, Make your dreams become a reality.
BBB: well Danny we want to thank you again for your interview and I am more than sure you are aware that I walked all the way here?
D: Thank you Blanca! And you must be tired! I'm sure your glad that it is April and there is no more snow here in Michigan! Or you probably would have been frozen by now!!! lol
BBB: again thank you and god bless you all,
Danny Aldaco, Joe Pizana, Victor Pizana, Alfie Diaz Jr.,
J.R. Aldaco, Jenny Albarez and Javier Sandoval.
D: Thank you Blanca, and we appreciate everything you do for Tejano Music!
BBB; well raza there you have it. As I walk away from the mid west I tell myself que there are chingos de raza up here y la onda is alive and well, I am Blanca Blanch Blanco and have a great tejano day.
barrio stock market report for 04232010
Barrio stock market report for 04232010
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s
barrio stock market report.
Now let’s get to that award winning barrio stock market report :
>Los taquitos, ended the week at $1.50 each, coffee is extra. But could go up.
>Los tamales took a dive up on that steady pass this week, but ended the week at $6.00 a dozen.
>Las tortillas, the price is going up. Las tortillas $1.65 a pack. Think corn tortillas? Yea.
La barbacoa de caberas ended the week higher than last week, $7.00 a lb. llama barbeque at $2.50 lbs. it’s the solution.
..
< cheap beer is cheaper but steady at a higher price $4.95 a six pack.
Barrio want ads:
#5698: for sale used shoes and tennis shoes, size 14.
#8954: still looking for a young woman to live with older man, will provide maid outfit. Weekly salary.
#9862: we still have some baby now big easter chickens and ducks for sale, some still in good health, make offer.
#7652: womens underwear for sale, one size fits all, different colors and different types, make offer for the whole lot.
Barrio realtors : no one has any lots for sale this week.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s
barrio stock market report.
Now let’s get to that award winning barrio stock market report :
>Los taquitos, ended the week at $1.50 each, coffee is extra. But could go up.
>Los tamales took a dive up on that steady pass this week, but ended the week at $6.00 a dozen.
>Las tortillas, the price is going up. Las tortillas $1.65 a pack. Think corn tortillas? Yea.
La barbacoa de caberas ended the week higher than last week, $7.00 a lb. llama barbeque at $2.50 lbs. it’s the solution.
..
< cheap beer is cheaper but steady at a higher price $4.95 a six pack.
Barrio want ads:
#5698: for sale used shoes and tennis shoes, size 14.
#8954: still looking for a young woman to live with older man, will provide maid outfit. Weekly salary.
#9862: we still have some baby now big easter chickens and ducks for sale, some still in good health, make offer.
#7652: womens underwear for sale, one size fits all, different colors and different types, make offer for the whole lot.
Barrio realtors : no one has any lots for sale this week.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
hejola report for 04212010
Hejola report for 03182008.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con our special break up date con maria la vandia.
Si bill its been awhile but I am back, maria la vandia, just back from way out west and visited with some friends there but that’s another story. But for today, here are some barrio spring back headline news:
Three barrio men busted for making out con a mesquite tree.
Two barrio spring breakers mistaking constable car for taxicab.
And finally tres are arrested for stealing a barbecue grill.
Yes, can you believe this three vatos were drunk and had run out of money on their way to the south padre island, and stopped in the hood to see what they could cook up. Well they sure did , while scoping out the hood estos ways saw el barbecue grill de paul’s barbecue cooking its traditional chicken. They decided to steal the pit. So one of the vatos jumped out of the car and rolled the stolen pit about ten feet when the chain that secured the pit, stretched as far as it could go, ring an alarm hooked up to the pit. Before they knew it, there was eight men and two women checking out the noise when these people surrounded the three men, while el constable got there to arrest them.
In other news two drunks seemed to have drank a bit too much yesterday evening at the HI-Ho motel just inside the barrio. When leaving the HI-HO MOTEL bar, they seemed to have forgotten that they were staying overnight right here at the motel, but instead jumped inside the constable cadena’s squad car parked in front of the motel. The constable was as surprise as the two drunks were. None of the men were arrested but instead two other men were, that was the reason el constable was here in the first place.
That was the reason el constable had come over to hi-ho motel cause someone had reported that Three barrio men were making out con a mesquite tree. When the constable got there he parked his car right in front of the bar and managed only to arrest two of the reported sex perverts. Its real sad says the constable que group men cant tell the differences between real women and a tree. The two men were arrested and taken to the cop shop across the tracks.
So raza as you can see, spring break can make you do thing que in the morning you wont remember, because you wont. I am maria la vandia con this report counting down towards tejano roots, this could be our year.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con our special break up date con maria la vandia.
Si bill its been awhile but I am back, maria la vandia, just back from way out west and visited with some friends there but that’s another story. But for today, here are some barrio spring back headline news:
Three barrio men busted for making out con a mesquite tree.
Two barrio spring breakers mistaking constable car for taxicab.
And finally tres are arrested for stealing a barbecue grill.
Yes, can you believe this three vatos were drunk and had run out of money on their way to the south padre island, and stopped in the hood to see what they could cook up. Well they sure did , while scoping out the hood estos ways saw el barbecue grill de paul’s barbecue cooking its traditional chicken. They decided to steal the pit. So one of the vatos jumped out of the car and rolled the stolen pit about ten feet when the chain that secured the pit, stretched as far as it could go, ring an alarm hooked up to the pit. Before they knew it, there was eight men and two women checking out the noise when these people surrounded the three men, while el constable got there to arrest them.
In other news two drunks seemed to have drank a bit too much yesterday evening at the HI-Ho motel just inside the barrio. When leaving the HI-HO MOTEL bar, they seemed to have forgotten that they were staying overnight right here at the motel, but instead jumped inside the constable cadena’s squad car parked in front of the motel. The constable was as surprise as the two drunks were. None of the men were arrested but instead two other men were, that was the reason el constable was here in the first place.
That was the reason el constable had come over to hi-ho motel cause someone had reported that Three barrio men were making out con a mesquite tree. When the constable got there he parked his car right in front of the bar and managed only to arrest two of the reported sex perverts. Its real sad says the constable que group men cant tell the differences between real women and a tree. The two men were arrested and taken to the cop shop across the tracks.
So raza as you can see, spring break can make you do thing que in the morning you wont remember, because you wont. I am maria la vandia con this report counting down towards tejano roots, this could be our year.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
hejola report for 04152010
HEJOLIA REPORT for 04152010.
Cchwnn
Kingsville, tx. Hello oh by the way its tax time. Now from our underground office at the mall here is david duran.
Heaveno raza como estan. Now for some good news from the hood. First of all we have been getting lots of email concerning on our stand on la onda tejana. We keep on telling our leader that long hair hippie to keep his mouth shut on issues that deal con la raza. He is just like a little boy doesn’t listen or even pay attention.
But we thank Daniel for bring up the subject, now we are waiting to see how he is going to respond. Now for the headline news:
Stolen stuff found and returned,
Vatos loco volunteer firefighters get big donation, and seeking more volunteers.
And finally cinco de mayo program planned
Yesterday afternoon our office along con el Westinghouse barrio mall announced que this year’s CINCO DE MAYO PROGRAM will be held at the mall. Si says Gloria Guerrera que we are joining forces con cchwn to put on the best cinco de mayo program together.
In other news our vato’s loco volunteer firefighters got several things going this week. First of all someone donated a total of ten new buckets for them to use. You see our vato’s don’t have a fire truck, but what they do have is that 1978 ford whatever painted cherry red and has volunteers painted on the side. The whole idea of them being firefighters was that they would arrive first and make an effort to take control of a fire before the real guys showed up from across the tracks. In many reported cases los vato’s have not be able to sustain any fire never less turn one off. There is one insist where they did managed to turn off a fire that was at a big home here in the hood. And somehow the dog house got on fire and the managed to control that one within hours.
Second, the vato locos volunteer firefighters are looking for mass locos to join their unit here in the hood. Application can be send to us at our email. What kind of qualification do you need, just do some kind of illegal drug. Please list the type of drugs you do so we can hood you up with a partner here at the station. So if you are able and willing to tackle this job just call that’s all.
And finally, all twenty members of different families came by our office to see if they could claim what had been recovered by the constable this past week. Yes says constable cadena, it was very exceed to see how many people came to claim stuff that wasn’t even theirs. But at the end almost everything was taken with or without a claim ticket. We just wanted to get rid of all this stuff says constable cadena. Now if you have had something stolen within the last three weeks here in our hood and didn’t claim it yesterday, we did take pictures of the stuff and a list of whom took what. Now if you can show proof that that stuff belongs to you, we will go to those that claimed it was their without a recite and bring it back to our office and hold it here for you to pick up. Now that is good news.
Well raza there you have it for today. Have a great day and lock your stuff up.
Cchwnn
Kingsville, tx. Hello oh by the way its tax time. Now from our underground office at the mall here is david duran.
Heaveno raza como estan. Now for some good news from the hood. First of all we have been getting lots of email concerning on our stand on la onda tejana. We keep on telling our leader that long hair hippie to keep his mouth shut on issues that deal con la raza. He is just like a little boy doesn’t listen or even pay attention.
But we thank Daniel for bring up the subject, now we are waiting to see how he is going to respond. Now for the headline news:
Stolen stuff found and returned,
Vatos loco volunteer firefighters get big donation, and seeking more volunteers.
And finally cinco de mayo program planned
Yesterday afternoon our office along con el Westinghouse barrio mall announced que this year’s CINCO DE MAYO PROGRAM will be held at the mall. Si says Gloria Guerrera que we are joining forces con cchwn to put on the best cinco de mayo program together.
In other news our vato’s loco volunteer firefighters got several things going this week. First of all someone donated a total of ten new buckets for them to use. You see our vato’s don’t have a fire truck, but what they do have is that 1978 ford whatever painted cherry red and has volunteers painted on the side. The whole idea of them being firefighters was that they would arrive first and make an effort to take control of a fire before the real guys showed up from across the tracks. In many reported cases los vato’s have not be able to sustain any fire never less turn one off. There is one insist where they did managed to turn off a fire that was at a big home here in the hood. And somehow the dog house got on fire and the managed to control that one within hours.
Second, the vato locos volunteer firefighters are looking for mass locos to join their unit here in the hood. Application can be send to us at our email. What kind of qualification do you need, just do some kind of illegal drug. Please list the type of drugs you do so we can hood you up with a partner here at the station. So if you are able and willing to tackle this job just call that’s all.
And finally, all twenty members of different families came by our office to see if they could claim what had been recovered by the constable this past week. Yes says constable cadena, it was very exceed to see how many people came to claim stuff that wasn’t even theirs. But at the end almost everything was taken with or without a claim ticket. We just wanted to get rid of all this stuff says constable cadena. Now if you have had something stolen within the last three weeks here in our hood and didn’t claim it yesterday, we did take pictures of the stuff and a list of whom took what. Now if you can show proof that that stuff belongs to you, we will go to those that claimed it was their without a recite and bring it back to our office and hold it here for you to pick up. Now that is good news.
Well raza there you have it for today. Have a great day and lock your stuff up.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
hejola report for 04142010
Hejola report for 04142010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again como estan todos, and now for our award winning headline news:
Father forces daughter to step on roaches.
An increase of drunk bicycle drivers.
And St. Patrick day parade cancelled.
It seemed que this year’s St. Patrick day parade gathering turned out be a big ass brawl between our side Catholics and Catholics from across the tracks. At this point we are not sure what started the brawl but at least 7 of the 10 floats were damaged when los chingaso started. The fight was not limited to just the adults, the whole dang parade people all got into, and some say it could have been those clowns, which were dress like pilgrims, that might have started a fight con los little men dressed in little green suits. Charges will be filed this coming Saturday where all the folks accused are asked to be presents. .
This weekend was the worse we have seen in a few years says Benito Gomez, head of the director for bicycle licenses. Just in last few weeks we have sold over twenty bicycle permits to drive a bicycle on the street after the hour of 9:pm. But that’s not the problem, he told us, what is the problem is the number of BDWI. A total of 85 tickets and 20 bicycle permits have been suspended due to bicycle driving while intoxicated. The barrio leaders from both sides of the tracks will look into this matter.
And finally, It seem senseless when Pablo t. Gonzales was arrested Saturday morning after witness told police que they heard screaming and yelling from inside the Gonzales home early Saturday. So I called the police, says a witness of what she saw and heard as she walked passed their home. It seemed que el senor was teaching his daughter on how to kill roaches by either stepping on them or using a broom. The daughter didn’t want any part of it. Charges are pending .
Ok there you have it for today and we are counting on your Emilio don’t let us down,
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again como estan todos, and now for our award winning headline news:
Father forces daughter to step on roaches.
An increase of drunk bicycle drivers.
And St. Patrick day parade cancelled.
It seemed que this year’s St. Patrick day parade gathering turned out be a big ass brawl between our side Catholics and Catholics from across the tracks. At this point we are not sure what started the brawl but at least 7 of the 10 floats were damaged when los chingaso started. The fight was not limited to just the adults, the whole dang parade people all got into, and some say it could have been those clowns, which were dress like pilgrims, that might have started a fight con los little men dressed in little green suits. Charges will be filed this coming Saturday where all the folks accused are asked to be presents. .
This weekend was the worse we have seen in a few years says Benito Gomez, head of the director for bicycle licenses. Just in last few weeks we have sold over twenty bicycle permits to drive a bicycle on the street after the hour of 9:pm. But that’s not the problem, he told us, what is the problem is the number of BDWI. A total of 85 tickets and 20 bicycle permits have been suspended due to bicycle driving while intoxicated. The barrio leaders from both sides of the tracks will look into this matter.
And finally, It seem senseless when Pablo t. Gonzales was arrested Saturday morning after witness told police que they heard screaming and yelling from inside the Gonzales home early Saturday. So I called the police, says a witness of what she saw and heard as she walked passed their home. It seemed que el senor was teaching his daughter on how to kill roaches by either stepping on them or using a broom. The daughter didn’t want any part of it. Charges are pending .
Ok there you have it for today and we are counting on your Emilio don’t let us down,
paris del helles daily for 04142010
Cchwnn: Paris del helles daily for 04142010.
(Bonjour de nouveau je suis Francisco Delgado Gaulle avec aujourd'hui Paris Del Helles Daily. Le défaut de la reproduction sonore ont des choses être ici folles. Il y a eu des grèves des émeutes y et qui sait quoi encore. Oui le raza ceci avait maintenant continué pendant des jours et nous avions observé des fenêtres à notre septième bureau de plancher ici à Paris. Le tourisme a souffert un peu étant donné le que ce des rioters s'étaient concentrés sur d'autres parties de
ville. L'odeur du gaz lacrymogène et l'odeur de la fumée est très distincte dans le ciel. Ainsi avec toute la ceci nous vous rappelons maintenant Kingsville, le Texas notre poteau de commande et diaz de facture, êtes-vous des types là ?)
Hello once again I am Francisco Delgado Gaulle with today Paris Del Helles Daily.
Wow has things being here crazy. There have been riots y strikes and who knows what else. Yes raza this has been going on for days now and we have been watching from the windows at our seventh floor office here in Paris. Tourism has suffered a bit due to the fact que these rioters have been concentrating on other parts of the city. The smell of tear gas and the smell of smoke are very distinct in the air. So with all of this we now take you back to Kingsville, Texas our command post and bill Diaz, are you guys there?
Hejola report for 04142010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza como estan. Man oh man does our creator like to start shit. Anyhow here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Standoff at Wells Street, goes into one week,
Barrio getting ready for this weekend clown fest 2006.
And after Easter consumer warning handed out by volunteer firefighters.
Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters would like to inform barrio members on not to consume too much left over candy from this past Easter. Si raza there has been many of you out there have being real good during lent and now that lent is over don’t blow it. That don’t mean que once lent is over que you can go crazy y back to your evil ways. Things here at the firehouse have been real quiet and we hope to keep that way. And we also want to remind all the kids in the hood que we thank you for doing a great job on that BARRIO RECYCLE CAN HUNT, a huge success.
In other news the whole hood is bracing its self for this weekend’s BARRIO CLOWN FEST, to be held this Saturday and Sunday at the Westinghouse barrio mall. The constable has hired a few extra patrolmen to help us keep this fest under control. This year’s fest will include several clown unions and a bunch of clown associations and a few independent clowns are expected to attend this year’s clown fest. The clown fest had been cancelled for the last two years due to the fights and riots this clowns cause every time they gather. We are hoping que this year’s clown fest we clowns can come to some agreement on getting all this clowns unionized.
And finally let’s go to Lewis mojo Lewis cons a follow-up on that stand off on Wells Street.
wha da dilly yo? ah be lewis mojo lewis here wiff dis here update. well da city leaders gots decided ta give da residents o' 500 block o' south wells street uh week from yesterday ta move all they sheeit from da ocuppied city street dey gots takened over da last tweny years. at dat tyme da city will take legal action against dis here tweny five residents an' two little chiquaquqw. dis here folks who in da last week gots helded city workers back from cleaning dat abandon street. well da residents gots helded dis here workers at bay con sticks an' roxors an' uh water holes. we's will keep ya informed on any new things dat might be happening here. ah be lewis mojo lewis. in the hood.
Ok thanks Lewis mojo Lewis and we will wait to see what happens con that stand off on Wells Street. I am bill Diaz from our command post have a great tejano day.
(Bonjour de nouveau je suis Francisco Delgado Gaulle avec aujourd'hui Paris Del Helles Daily. Le défaut de la reproduction sonore ont des choses être ici folles. Il y a eu des grèves des émeutes y et qui sait quoi encore. Oui le raza ceci avait maintenant continué pendant des jours et nous avions observé des fenêtres à notre septième bureau de plancher ici à Paris. Le tourisme a souffert un peu étant donné le que ce des rioters s'étaient concentrés sur d'autres parties de
ville. L'odeur du gaz lacrymogène et l'odeur de la fumée est très distincte dans le ciel. Ainsi avec toute la ceci nous vous rappelons maintenant Kingsville, le Texas notre poteau de commande et diaz de facture, êtes-vous des types là ?)
Hello once again I am Francisco Delgado Gaulle with today Paris Del Helles Daily.
Wow has things being here crazy. There have been riots y strikes and who knows what else. Yes raza this has been going on for days now and we have been watching from the windows at our seventh floor office here in Paris. Tourism has suffered a bit due to the fact que these rioters have been concentrating on other parts of the city. The smell of tear gas and the smell of smoke are very distinct in the air. So with all of this we now take you back to Kingsville, Texas our command post and bill Diaz, are you guys there?
Hejola report for 04142010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza como estan. Man oh man does our creator like to start shit. Anyhow here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Standoff at Wells Street, goes into one week,
Barrio getting ready for this weekend clown fest 2006.
And after Easter consumer warning handed out by volunteer firefighters.
Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters would like to inform barrio members on not to consume too much left over candy from this past Easter. Si raza there has been many of you out there have being real good during lent and now that lent is over don’t blow it. That don’t mean que once lent is over que you can go crazy y back to your evil ways. Things here at the firehouse have been real quiet and we hope to keep that way. And we also want to remind all the kids in the hood que we thank you for doing a great job on that BARRIO RECYCLE CAN HUNT, a huge success.
In other news the whole hood is bracing its self for this weekend’s BARRIO CLOWN FEST, to be held this Saturday and Sunday at the Westinghouse barrio mall. The constable has hired a few extra patrolmen to help us keep this fest under control. This year’s fest will include several clown unions and a bunch of clown associations and a few independent clowns are expected to attend this year’s clown fest. The clown fest had been cancelled for the last two years due to the fights and riots this clowns cause every time they gather. We are hoping que this year’s clown fest we clowns can come to some agreement on getting all this clowns unionized.
And finally let’s go to Lewis mojo Lewis cons a follow-up on that stand off on Wells Street.
wha da dilly yo? ah be lewis mojo lewis here wiff dis here update. well da city leaders gots decided ta give da residents o' 500 block o' south wells street uh week from yesterday ta move all they sheeit from da ocuppied city street dey gots takened over da last tweny years. at dat tyme da city will take legal action against dis here tweny five residents an' two little chiquaquqw. dis here folks who in da last week gots helded city workers back from cleaning dat abandon street. well da residents gots helded dis here workers at bay con sticks an' roxors an' uh water holes. we's will keep ya informed on any new things dat might be happening here. ah be lewis mojo lewis. in the hood.
Ok thanks Lewis mojo Lewis and we will wait to see what happens con that stand off on Wells Street. I am bill Diaz from our command post have a great tejano day.
barrio person of the year for 2010
Cchwnn: 04142010 ;exclusive report: “OUR BARRIO PERSON FOR 2010”
Hello again raza como estan, I am Blanca Blancha Blanco for this cchwnn. It give me a great honor to have been selected to present this years “our barrio person for 2005” award. This years list wasn’t as large as the years before. But our selection was based on the impact a person has made on la onda tejana y en el barrio. Our person of the year is a person who went all out in demonstrating que la onda will never end and will live forever. Our person of the year is a person who has devoted their lives to la onda and has gone the extra mile.
We are honored to present this year’s “our barrio person for 2010” award is to MR. Emilio Navaira. Mr. Navaira in behave of all the crazies here at our news service congratulation on your acknowledgement of the great job you have done for la onda tejana y the continuous effort in keep la onda alive as well as your band members.
I am Blanca Blancha blanco an honor to present this year’s award. From our command in Kingsville tx. Good day.
Hello again raza como estan, I am Blanca Blancha Blanco for this cchwnn. It give me a great honor to have been selected to present this years “our barrio person for 2005” award. This years list wasn’t as large as the years before. But our selection was based on the impact a person has made on la onda tejana y en el barrio. Our person of the year is a person who went all out in demonstrating que la onda will never end and will live forever. Our person of the year is a person who has devoted their lives to la onda and has gone the extra mile.
We are honored to present this year’s “our barrio person for 2010” award is to MR. Emilio Navaira. Mr. Navaira in behave of all the crazies here at our news service congratulation on your acknowledgement of the great job you have done for la onda tejana y the continuous effort in keep la onda alive as well as your band members.
I am Blanca Blancha blanco an honor to present this year’s award. From our command in Kingsville tx. Good day.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
hejola report for 04082010
Hejola report for 04082010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello raza and if you made it through this Easter, horray. Anyhow como estan todos? But before we get to our award winning hejola report can we talk. What is it with all this white folks causing shit con our black friends, dang. Can you see you just can’t talk about folks the way we use to any more. And those lyrics you hear on those rapp songs, well make sure you don’t sing them to dang loud. Now for that award winning headline news:
Barrio Annual volunteer firefighters Easter recycle can hunt announces winner for this year’s hunt,
Three arrested at parking lot at the mall for smoking weed,
And finally mall mascot straps it on.
Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters announced this year’s Easter recycle can hunt winner. The major prize went out to El Hijo Sue. El hijo Sue, who by the way, his parents own “El mejor hijo sue beer joint/ tavern” was announced the winner of this year’s hunt. He came in with a whooper of a ton of recycle cans, out weights all his opponents by at least several hundred pounds. El hijo sue will be the winner of this year’s 2010 model barrio 23 home made tricycle, donated by los good merchants at the mall.
In other news, several folks got busted this weekend at the mall parking lot. It seems que esto were attending the free concerts at the cona Lozano cash and carry sports complex when they thought it was cool to smoke that evil weed. El mall security arrested Bill Mora, Jim Morales, and Pedro Morgan con possession of marijuana . All three clowns were taken to the police shop across the tracks.
And finally it seems que the mall mascot just can’t get along con those clowns. It seems que no one told the mall mascot que the mall management had given permission for the local clown unions to come and hang out at the mall this weekend. Well this seems to have not gotten down to good con el mall mascot mr. turkey. It seems que one to this clowns took mr turkeys spot or his regular hang out and mr turkey didn’t like that. When mr turkey confronted one of the clowns, the clown slapped him on the butt. That’s when mr turkey picked up that clown and threw him down the stairs here at the mall. Well when the rest of the clowns heard the call for help from one of their fellow clowns, that’s when the shit started. By the time the cops and the constable stopped the riot, el mr turkey got his ass kicked. No arrested were made and when asked which clown was the one that hit him, mr turkey said they all look alike.
Well there you have it and was it a weekend. I am bill diaz and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello raza and if you made it through this Easter, horray. Anyhow como estan todos? But before we get to our award winning hejola report can we talk. What is it with all this white folks causing shit con our black friends, dang. Can you see you just can’t talk about folks the way we use to any more. And those lyrics you hear on those rapp songs, well make sure you don’t sing them to dang loud. Now for that award winning headline news:
Barrio Annual volunteer firefighters Easter recycle can hunt announces winner for this year’s hunt,
Three arrested at parking lot at the mall for smoking weed,
And finally mall mascot straps it on.
Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters announced this year’s Easter recycle can hunt winner. The major prize went out to El Hijo Sue. El hijo Sue, who by the way, his parents own “El mejor hijo sue beer joint/ tavern” was announced the winner of this year’s hunt. He came in with a whooper of a ton of recycle cans, out weights all his opponents by at least several hundred pounds. El hijo sue will be the winner of this year’s 2010 model barrio 23 home made tricycle, donated by los good merchants at the mall.
In other news, several folks got busted this weekend at the mall parking lot. It seems que esto were attending the free concerts at the cona Lozano cash and carry sports complex when they thought it was cool to smoke that evil weed. El mall security arrested Bill Mora, Jim Morales, and Pedro Morgan con possession of marijuana . All three clowns were taken to the police shop across the tracks.
And finally it seems que the mall mascot just can’t get along con those clowns. It seems que no one told the mall mascot que the mall management had given permission for the local clown unions to come and hang out at the mall this weekend. Well this seems to have not gotten down to good con el mall mascot mr. turkey. It seems que one to this clowns took mr turkeys spot or his regular hang out and mr turkey didn’t like that. When mr turkey confronted one of the clowns, the clown slapped him on the butt. That’s when mr turkey picked up that clown and threw him down the stairs here at the mall. Well when the rest of the clowns heard the call for help from one of their fellow clowns, that’s when the shit started. By the time the cops and the constable stopped the riot, el mr turkey got his ass kicked. No arrested were made and when asked which clown was the one that hit him, mr turkey said they all look alike.
Well there you have it and was it a weekend. I am bill diaz and have a great tejano day.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
hejola report for 074072010
Hejola report for 04072010.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s barrio award winning headline news:
Two commadres and a compadre arrested family Easter Sunday egg hunt.
Annual Easter Sunday recycle hunt breaks last year’s total.
And finally Westinghouse barrio mall mascot run over at Easter hunt.
We told him not to leave says la Mrs. Martinez once she noticed que Mr. Turkey the Malls mascot, was drunk as a skunk. But como he knows everything he left the party and as he crossed the street a big truck ran him over. At this point we are not sure on his conditions but we do know que the mascot outfit don’t look too good. We will keep you abreast and should have and up date soon.
It was a very special Easter Sunday say el vato loco the head of los vato’s loca volunteer fire fighters. We were able to provide every child in the hood this year con chingos de recycle cans for this year’s hunt. We want to thank all los drunks and beer joints that supplied the cans to make this years a very successful one.
There are several reasons why you don’t want to spoil a child con putting money in those plastic eggs looking things. Well that was the case de la commadre Pancha y la otra commadre Hilda. It seems that all the families decided to put all their Easter eggs together and hide them. Well so how or another one family accused the other family que one of the blue plastic egg containing $20.00 so how got lost or never found. Well several folks were accused of stealing that special egg that got las commadres beating on each other and finish by beating up el compadre for trying to stop the fighting. All three were arrested and taken to jail. Oh by the way that darn blue egg was really never found.
Ok raza hope that you had a great easter and now time to clean the mess up good day.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s barrio award winning headline news:
Two commadres and a compadre arrested family Easter Sunday egg hunt.
Annual Easter Sunday recycle hunt breaks last year’s total.
And finally Westinghouse barrio mall mascot run over at Easter hunt.
We told him not to leave says la Mrs. Martinez once she noticed que Mr. Turkey the Malls mascot, was drunk as a skunk. But como he knows everything he left the party and as he crossed the street a big truck ran him over. At this point we are not sure on his conditions but we do know que the mascot outfit don’t look too good. We will keep you abreast and should have and up date soon.
It was a very special Easter Sunday say el vato loco the head of los vato’s loca volunteer fire fighters. We were able to provide every child in the hood this year con chingos de recycle cans for this year’s hunt. We want to thank all los drunks and beer joints that supplied the cans to make this years a very successful one.
There are several reasons why you don’t want to spoil a child con putting money in those plastic eggs looking things. Well that was the case de la commadre Pancha y la otra commadre Hilda. It seems that all the families decided to put all their Easter eggs together and hide them. Well so how or another one family accused the other family que one of the blue plastic egg containing $20.00 so how got lost or never found. Well several folks were accused of stealing that special egg that got las commadres beating on each other and finish by beating up el compadre for trying to stop the fighting. All three were arrested and taken to jail. Oh by the way that darn blue egg was really never found.
Ok raza hope that you had a great easter and now time to clean the mess up good day.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
hejola report for04062010
Hejola report for 04062010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. NOW OUR MAN FROM WISCONSIN DELLS, DAVID DURAN.
Once again from our command post here in Kingsville. TX and I am david duran con this week’s barrio headline news:
Local camera crew catch robber on film,
Two vato’s arrested for intent to robber store.
Hood member also hit by falling bomb.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena and his staff went to the site where Eliseo Everett claimed que as the naval air station pilots were practicing a bomb fell out of the sky and nearly hit him. Everett, age 53 became a local news celebrity. Mr. Everett, who owes his ex-wife more than $10,000 in overdue child support, had not heard or knew of his whereabouts until his face popped up on every TV Station and newspaper. He was arrested this morning at his home.
Yesterday afternoon Larry Garza, 42, was arrested and charged with robbing a barrio Henry’s little convenience store. The report states que the robbery started in one of the back rooms, and the robber thus wasn't aware that a barrio college camera crew from BARRIO UNIT TV was taping a feature on crime in the hood in front of this store. The tape clearly shows esta vato stealing and running through the store and out the front door. He too was caught later at his home.
And finally at a robbery scene in which two young Vatos in wrestlers masks had held up the only video store in the hood, constable cadena questioned two young guys who were sitting at a nearby bus stop and who by the way had wrestlers masks in their pockets. Estos vats both admitted that they had been on their way to rob the video store but said that when they arrived, two other vatos in ski masks were Already robbing it. Constable cadena concluded they were telling the truth because their wrestlers masks were different than the actual robbers' ski masks. The constable said these two vato’s might not have known that the penalty for "conspiracy to commit robbery" is almost as much as the penalty for robbery.
Well there you have it from the hood, good day. I am David duran.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. NOW OUR MAN FROM WISCONSIN DELLS, DAVID DURAN.
Once again from our command post here in Kingsville. TX and I am david duran con this week’s barrio headline news:
Local camera crew catch robber on film,
Two vato’s arrested for intent to robber store.
Hood member also hit by falling bomb.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena and his staff went to the site where Eliseo Everett claimed que as the naval air station pilots were practicing a bomb fell out of the sky and nearly hit him. Everett, age 53 became a local news celebrity. Mr. Everett, who owes his ex-wife more than $10,000 in overdue child support, had not heard or knew of his whereabouts until his face popped up on every TV Station and newspaper. He was arrested this morning at his home.
Yesterday afternoon Larry Garza, 42, was arrested and charged with robbing a barrio Henry’s little convenience store. The report states que the robbery started in one of the back rooms, and the robber thus wasn't aware that a barrio college camera crew from BARRIO UNIT TV was taping a feature on crime in the hood in front of this store. The tape clearly shows esta vato stealing and running through the store and out the front door. He too was caught later at his home.
And finally at a robbery scene in which two young Vatos in wrestlers masks had held up the only video store in the hood, constable cadena questioned two young guys who were sitting at a nearby bus stop and who by the way had wrestlers masks in their pockets. Estos vats both admitted that they had been on their way to rob the video store but said that when they arrived, two other vatos in ski masks were Already robbing it. Constable cadena concluded they were telling the truth because their wrestlers masks were different than the actual robbers' ski masks. The constable said these two vato’s might not have known that the penalty for "conspiracy to commit robbery" is almost as much as the penalty for robbery.
Well there you have it from the hood, good day. I am David duran.
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