hejola report for 04082010

Hejola report for 04082010.
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Kingsville, tx. Hello raza and if you made it through this Easter, horray. Anyhow como estan todos? But before we get to our award winning hejola report can we talk. What is it with all this white folks causing shit con our black friends, dang. Can you see you just can’t talk about folks the way we use to any more. And those lyrics you hear on those rapp songs, well make sure you don’t sing them to dang loud. Now for that award winning headline news:
Barrio Annual volunteer firefighters Easter recycle can hunt announces winner for this year’s hunt,
Three arrested at parking lot at the mall for smoking weed,
And finally mall mascot straps it on.
Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters announced this year’s Easter recycle can hunt winner. The major prize went out to El Hijo Sue. El hijo Sue, who by the way, his parents own “El mejor hijo sue beer joint/ tavern” was announced the winner of this year’s hunt. He came in with a whooper of a ton of recycle cans, out weights all his opponents by at least several hundred pounds. El hijo sue will be the winner of this year’s 2010 model barrio 23 home made tricycle, donated by los good merchants at the mall.
In other news, several folks got busted this weekend at the mall parking lot. It seems que esto were attending the free concerts at the cona Lozano cash and carry sports complex when they thought it was cool to smoke that evil weed. El mall security arrested Bill Mora, Jim Morales, and Pedro Morgan con possession of marijuana . All three clowns were taken to the police shop across the tracks.
And finally it seems que the mall mascot just can’t get along con those clowns. It seems que no one told the mall mascot que the mall management had given permission for the local clown unions to come and hang out at the mall this weekend. Well this seems to have not gotten down to good con el mall mascot mr. turkey. It seems que one to this clowns took mr turkeys spot or his regular hang out and mr turkey didn’t like that. When mr turkey confronted one of the clowns, the clown slapped him on the butt. That’s when mr turkey picked up that clown and threw him down the stairs here at the mall. Well when the rest of the clowns heard the call for help from one of their fellow clowns, that’s when the shit started. By the time the cops and the constable stopped the riot, el mr turkey got his ass kicked. No arrested were made and when asked which clown was the one that hit him, mr turkey said they all look alike.
Well there you have it and was it a weekend. I am bill diaz and have a great tejano day.