(Editional note; we did have a major water leak over at our apartment and our lease does not cover any damages. Read the find print. So we are out of any type of luck so if you have a big heart you might want to drop us a few gift cards this xmas. Thanks).
Seasons greeting to all our friends from ocean to ocean to border to border to block to block …have a heck of a xmas and new years…. From Daniel the creator. This will be our last report I think for this year. If we die it was nice knowing you all.
12102009: barrio stock market report/ realtors/ barrio want ads:
Hello once again I am urbano yosabatodo con the almost end of the year barrio stock market report. Si mi raza it’s been a long year for our barrio spenders.
The major concern is what to except in 2010? Well we realize que this coming 2010 will be more draining our wallets, and our American pride. Si there are signs que South American is not looking so good como across the ocean for us Americans. Huh???
But that is one of many factors that will affect many of us the consumer. The year 2009 will be remembered as the year of expansions. Our market, the barrio stock market within several years have covered our regularly things that really matter to us. So we stand very firm on our slogan, “if you can’t eat it don’t buy it”.
In addition to all this we add the realtors report and recently the barrio want ads. We are hoping que the very few that do read this report are ulitlize very valuable information that can help us with this report.
Now for our award winning barrio stock market report:
La Baracoa de cabeza:
When we started to cover la barbacoa de cabeza several years ago, we were certain que we would solve this issue con the mad cow disease. It is a proof que la raza would not be affected by this mad cow stuff, you remember when we wrote about this several times,So what happens? Our own barrio farmers decided not to take chances instead, invest in some llamas! Hoping que llama meat will be the meat of the future here in the hood. La Baracoa de cabeza ended this week at $6.25 a lbs. and ease on the fat.
Las empanadas: We can tell you right now que when we starting 2006 war on empanadas makers we knew than que we could make a differences.. We here and you there love this breaded stuff and for them to have very little filling like they use to be is really uncalled for. So empanada brokers beware if you guys don’t start to fill them up, look out next year. Las empanadas ended the week at $.79 cent each.
Los tamales: Wow man let’s not go through this again but we must remind you que if you would have bought them a few months ago we would have this high cost on them now. Or shall I say you would have to pay that much for them now. Los tamales ended the week at a high of $6.50 a dozen. Almost one dollar higher than a month ago.
Los taquitos: I know I know that I am a small frame person for those that know me. But there is a restaurant here in our hood que makes the biggest taquitos I have ever seen. I hate that place. It makes me feel like I am a starving person. I just can’t eat there and leave food behind. Los taquitos ended the week at $1.59 cent each and coffee is extra.
Las tortillas: What better smell there is than a good old tortilla burning on that burner? It just leaves that unique odor in your home. Man I can still smell my grandmothers kitchen when I was a kid sitting there watching her make those circular delicious tortillas. Man o man those were the days my friend I knew them well. Oh well las tortillas closed the week at $1.50 cent to $1.25 a dozen. Boy oh boy do we miss those days.
And finally my favor market cheap beer: As I near my retirement, the age of kicking back and laying low one has to wonder why pay so much? I love that cheap beer, its taste and that heavy feeling still in my wallet. Cheap beer remains stable at $4.65 a six-pack. Even for the holidays.
Ok now for the barrio want ads:
After tons of email denouncing us for the mistreatment of our finest senior citizens, it is safe and great to say que there is no more seniors available for the holidays nor for the claiming on your income tax for 2009. It seems que some dude dress like sancho clause came by our Cruz roja center and took the remaining seniors. We are so happy now and for all those who hate us, for using seniors as part of our want ads... wow what can we say.
But we still have some ads:
Ad#002584 used sancho clause suit for sale.
Ad# 00254 stuff reindeer and sledge need minor,major repairs.
Ad#25640 man and woman willing to exchange their 32 year old son for used car or bike, no exchanges once deal is done.
And finally our realtors report. Did you know que that stuff sancho clause and that majic whatever cystal ball con a snowman insiding sitting on your front lawn? Yea that’s the one. Well where do you think its going to be in a few days? Raza raza raza don’t buy so much, try a little harder and save that stuff for next year. Hejola we act like we have lots of money? Or do we?
And finally raza we got a real Christmas card from some people in east l.a. thanking us for our daily news and how we make their day. So thank you. So if you do have any extra Christmas cards or gift cards mail them to 918 north Armstrong. We do need this funds due to the fact que all our computers, tv’s, keyboards got damaged and we are really hurting this year. So think about us please.
Editional note; we did have a major water leak over at our apartment and our lease does not cover any damages. Read the find print. So we are out of any type of luck so if you have a big heart you might want to drop us a few gift cards this xmas. thanks
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
westinghouse barrio mall newsletter: barrio awards for 2009/1209
Westinghouse barrio mall news letter for 12092009: a review of barrio 2009 awards.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx Hello once again I am Gloria Guerra the mall manager of the Westinghouse barrio mall and here to announce que our conjunto dance land will be the location of this year’s awards to be presented. Our host for this coming year will be our Blanca Blanch Blanco. Now let’s go to Blanca.
Thank you Gloria an I am honored in being this year’s host for the following awards to be presented this coming January 2010.
1. BARRIO MUSIC AWARDS FOR 2009.
2. OUR BARRIO PERSON OF THE YEAR FOR 2009.
3. CCHWNN CYBERSPACE AWARDS FOR 2006.
So as you can see que we do have lots of things happening on that evening so let’s now go over back to Gloria at the mall center stage. Ok thanks Blanca now let;s go to Frankie tuxedo zuniga on an update for our Taqucha holiday bowls.
Si Gloria we are ready and geared up for our annual fantasy Taqucha Football bowl this coming new year’s eve. Oh yea, so come on down and bring all your family and money and help us bring in the new year. Now back to Gloria.
Ok Frankie, well folks if you ain’t finish shopping for xma, make sure you come on by and check out all the special we might have for you and your family this coming Christmas. And make sure you bring your texas food stamp card because we don’t accept any major credit cards.
But for now have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx Hello once again I am Gloria Guerra the mall manager of the Westinghouse barrio mall and here to announce que our conjunto dance land will be the location of this year’s awards to be presented. Our host for this coming year will be our Blanca Blanch Blanco. Now let’s go to Blanca.
Thank you Gloria an I am honored in being this year’s host for the following awards to be presented this coming January 2010.
1. BARRIO MUSIC AWARDS FOR 2009.
2. OUR BARRIO PERSON OF THE YEAR FOR 2009.
3. CCHWNN CYBERSPACE AWARDS FOR 2006.
So as you can see que we do have lots of things happening on that evening so let’s now go over back to Gloria at the mall center stage. Ok thanks Blanca now let;s go to Frankie tuxedo zuniga on an update for our Taqucha holiday bowls.
Si Gloria we are ready and geared up for our annual fantasy Taqucha Football bowl this coming new year’s eve. Oh yea, so come on down and bring all your family and money and help us bring in the new year. Now back to Gloria.
Ok Frankie, well folks if you ain’t finish shopping for xma, make sure you come on by and check out all the special we might have for you and your family this coming Christmas. And make sure you bring your texas food stamp card because we don’t accept any major credit cards.
But for now have a great tejano day.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
awards and la raza interest by maria la vandi2209
Awards and la raza interest by maria la vandia2209.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Well folks I am maria la vandia and have been commission to do chingos de barrio studies from men wearing to reviewing musical awards. Which brings us to this study , “ does the barrio really care about any musical awards “.
It was a challenge to see what important information I could gather and really try to put together a non-scientist report together for you.
So first of all I try to see if anyone in general was really watching certain musical award program. And we were really surprise to see what our findings was:
You see the Grammy Awards ratings have been in slow decline for more than a generation, but from year to year they’re all over the map, presumably driven by the top award winners for that year. I wouldn’t know, or even care because, as far as I’m concerned all the music the world ever needed was recorded between 1964 and 1984 which was the end of era after thriller. All and all Grammy awards are for popular oppose to what is really good during that year.
So the question was what is the difference between the regular grammy vs.the latin grammy. And this was our findings:
We realize that it is time for the Grammy Awards and while that's not as big a deal as it used to be in the Latin music world. You see now that the Latin Grammy Awards are a regular part of our lives - it's always fascinating to look at the difference between the nominations in Latin music between the 'regular' Grammys and the Latin Grammys. There has to be a big difference because, while the Latin Grammys recognize artistic merit in 17 fields and, within them, 49 categories, the 'regular' Grammys narrow that down to 2 fields and 9 categories. Still, we'd expect to see the same major artists appear in both lists. And, to a certain extent, they do. But there are always surprises and differences.
But we didn’t stop there we decided to look at the secondary awards (too much football). One that strikes me the most and of course the most talked about is the tejano music awards,that has been around for about 24 years or so.
There was not too much to read about the rating but after asking at least 100 barrio members at our local cantina, only 5 percent new about such an award and less that one percent really cared.
So that tells me a lot. It all boils down to the handful of tejano who are either full time employes’s and have chingos of time to post their comments or a handful of disable raza that have nothing else to write about or do.
So before we bring down the wall on some poor innocent raza, tejano, or critic of la onda lets make sure que we do it in a moderate way and not a destructive matter. Because we still live in a free speech country that allows us to speak our peace but by speaking our peace can lead to war of words that no one really reads or care but that handful. And believe if you think a handful of folks can make a differences than welcome to America.
I am maria la vandia and what do I know I am just make believe.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Well folks I am maria la vandia and have been commission to do chingos de barrio studies from men wearing to reviewing musical awards. Which brings us to this study , “ does the barrio really care about any musical awards “.
It was a challenge to see what important information I could gather and really try to put together a non-scientist report together for you.
So first of all I try to see if anyone in general was really watching certain musical award program. And we were really surprise to see what our findings was:
You see the Grammy Awards ratings have been in slow decline for more than a generation, but from year to year they’re all over the map, presumably driven by the top award winners for that year. I wouldn’t know, or even care because, as far as I’m concerned all the music the world ever needed was recorded between 1964 and 1984 which was the end of era after thriller. All and all Grammy awards are for popular oppose to what is really good during that year.
So the question was what is the difference between the regular grammy vs.the latin grammy. And this was our findings:
We realize that it is time for the Grammy Awards and while that's not as big a deal as it used to be in the Latin music world. You see now that the Latin Grammy Awards are a regular part of our lives - it's always fascinating to look at the difference between the nominations in Latin music between the 'regular' Grammys and the Latin Grammys. There has to be a big difference because, while the Latin Grammys recognize artistic merit in 17 fields and, within them, 49 categories, the 'regular' Grammys narrow that down to 2 fields and 9 categories. Still, we'd expect to see the same major artists appear in both lists. And, to a certain extent, they do. But there are always surprises and differences.
But we didn’t stop there we decided to look at the secondary awards (too much football). One that strikes me the most and of course the most talked about is the tejano music awards,that has been around for about 24 years or so.
There was not too much to read about the rating but after asking at least 100 barrio members at our local cantina, only 5 percent new about such an award and less that one percent really cared.
So that tells me a lot. It all boils down to the handful of tejano who are either full time employes’s and have chingos of time to post their comments or a handful of disable raza that have nothing else to write about or do.
So before we bring down the wall on some poor innocent raza, tejano, or critic of la onda lets make sure que we do it in a moderate way and not a destructive matter. Because we still live in a free speech country that allows us to speak our peace but by speaking our peace can lead to war of words that no one really reads or care but that handful. And believe if you think a handful of folks can make a differences than welcome to America.
I am maria la vandia and what do I know I am just make believe.
hejola report for 12082009 higher education
Hejola report for 12082009 higher education.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Bill Diaz and back on that short vacation. Well as you might know by now que our creator has fallen in love by loving himself. But besides that, let’s talk about higher education; let’s get to our award winning barrio headline news.
Increase of barrio folks seeking higher education.
Increase of barrio folks getting in debt con educational loans.
And finally three vato’s plan on graduating this fall.
In this issue we gathered as much information on how many barrio members were going to college. In our study done by maria la vandia we came up con at least three vato’s whose address show Westside are planning on taking that giant set in completing their studies in to gain a college degree. Our hats off too Ben Torres known as el esa, and Jose Martinez known as el esa dos, and Juanito Juan Juarez also known as el esa tres will receive BFA this coming fall 2009. alright raza.
As barrio folks seek a higher education, so does their debt con the student loan programs. As you and I know we all have to pay these loans back sooner than later. Well at least in theory. But our study done by Maria la vandia has indicated que less and lesser folks are finish their set goals of getting that higher education and are working on attending vocational schools instead. I guess getting a trade is as good as getting a college education.
In addition to that small study due in our hood showed que there are more raza, well at least from our hood going to college or seeking a higher education based on Maria La Vandia latest study. Si, says Maria que more and more folks think que getting an education beyond a GED can really increase your income for the future. Alright raza.
Well there you have it and by the way if you do drink make sure and drive.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Bill Diaz and back on that short vacation. Well as you might know by now que our creator has fallen in love by loving himself. But besides that, let’s talk about higher education; let’s get to our award winning barrio headline news.
Increase of barrio folks seeking higher education.
Increase of barrio folks getting in debt con educational loans.
And finally three vato’s plan on graduating this fall.
In this issue we gathered as much information on how many barrio members were going to college. In our study done by maria la vandia we came up con at least three vato’s whose address show Westside are planning on taking that giant set in completing their studies in to gain a college degree. Our hats off too Ben Torres known as el esa, and Jose Martinez known as el esa dos, and Juanito Juan Juarez also known as el esa tres will receive BFA this coming fall 2009. alright raza.
As barrio folks seek a higher education, so does their debt con the student loan programs. As you and I know we all have to pay these loans back sooner than later. Well at least in theory. But our study done by Maria la vandia has indicated que less and lesser folks are finish their set goals of getting that higher education and are working on attending vocational schools instead. I guess getting a trade is as good as getting a college education.
In addition to that small study due in our hood showed que there are more raza, well at least from our hood going to college or seeking a higher education based on Maria La Vandia latest study. Si, says Maria que more and more folks think que getting an education beyond a GED can really increase your income for the future. Alright raza.
Well there you have it and by the way if you do drink make sure and drive.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
hejola report for 12032009
Hejola report for 12032009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza I am Jonathon barrio twin brother de bill diaz who is on a vacation. Well it’s almost here again and have we got any money? Heck no. now let’s get to our award winning barrio headline news:
Local taverns owners all agreed they would ask drunks to go home early.
Believe it or not, garage sale permits go up.
And finally tres arrested for stealing plants along con el vato who caught them.
Yesterday morning around 4:am, el constable cadena responded to a 811 call from a resident who had caught three vatos stealing plants and he had them locked up in his garage. But once el constable started questioning the los tres vatos el constable realized que they had been locked up for three days. Well that’s when the shit hit the fan. El constable than arrested all three and the el resident who had caught los tres. The charges against el resident were taking the law into his own hands.
Friday afternoon the city fathers and mothers published the new 2010 rates for things you can do to your home. One of the increases was garage sale permits vs. front yard sales. The debate was which was which. The garage sale permits when from $5.oo a day to $10.00 A day vs. a front yard sales from $2.oo a day to $3.00. One of the city spoke person told us que people on this side of town didn’t have front yards and if they did, we didn’t want them stepping on their front yard grass, if any. A petition will be pass around the hood to see if we can lower this rates.
Yesterday tavern owners gathered at our local community center to discuss the major problems concerning the increase of drunks and the problems they were causing lately. It seems que since football season is almost over, more and more drunks have been coming out into the public taverns says one owner. Another owner also second that comment. The organization of cantinas y dancehall all agreed that these kinds of problems are just what we don’t need. After a few minutes of discussing these problems, it was determined que ten barrio residents were pointed out as the ones causing problems. So it was agreed by this organization que whenever this persons showed up at their bars they were going to be asked to leave and would refuse to service them. They were all sure que all of the problems would also go away, well in theory.
Ok, there you have it, I am jonanthon barrio and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza I am Jonathon barrio twin brother de bill diaz who is on a vacation. Well it’s almost here again and have we got any money? Heck no. now let’s get to our award winning barrio headline news:
Local taverns owners all agreed they would ask drunks to go home early.
Believe it or not, garage sale permits go up.
And finally tres arrested for stealing plants along con el vato who caught them.
Yesterday morning around 4:am, el constable cadena responded to a 811 call from a resident who had caught three vatos stealing plants and he had them locked up in his garage. But once el constable started questioning the los tres vatos el constable realized que they had been locked up for three days. Well that’s when the shit hit the fan. El constable than arrested all three and the el resident who had caught los tres. The charges against el resident were taking the law into his own hands.
Friday afternoon the city fathers and mothers published the new 2010 rates for things you can do to your home. One of the increases was garage sale permits vs. front yard sales. The debate was which was which. The garage sale permits when from $5.oo a day to $10.00 A day vs. a front yard sales from $2.oo a day to $3.00. One of the city spoke person told us que people on this side of town didn’t have front yards and if they did, we didn’t want them stepping on their front yard grass, if any. A petition will be pass around the hood to see if we can lower this rates.
Yesterday tavern owners gathered at our local community center to discuss the major problems concerning the increase of drunks and the problems they were causing lately. It seems que since football season is almost over, more and more drunks have been coming out into the public taverns says one owner. Another owner also second that comment. The organization of cantinas y dancehall all agreed that these kinds of problems are just what we don’t need. After a few minutes of discussing these problems, it was determined que ten barrio residents were pointed out as the ones causing problems. So it was agreed by this organization que whenever this persons showed up at their bars they were going to be asked to leave and would refuse to service them. They were all sure que all of the problems would also go away, well in theory.
Ok, there you have it, I am jonanthon barrio and have a great tejano day.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
westside warrior news network for 12022009
CCHWNN: WESTSIDE WARRIOR NEWS 12022009 the beginning.
Kingsville, tx. hello once again raza i come from behind the smokey room and foggy eyes to let you know que we have been under extreme pressure from our minority groups que we don’t have a black staff person or black news back in 2006. This pressure has forced me to create a black staff person from our hood. The new staff person is LEWIS MOJO LEWIS, will have the ” west side warrior report” on things that have been happening here on the same side of the tracks, but in the dark side of town.… and starting today we will provide a special edition on the west side warrior news, and now I leave you from our side of the tracks, I am daniel lopez, creator.
Mr. Lewis Mojo Lewis has a college degree in speech and in history and is a specialist in Ebonics, who wrote the book ” ebonics, why not you”. Now here he is : I am Lewis Mojo Lewis with the “west side warrior news”;
Bbarrio Prostitutes Lobby protection against discrimination, and un fair taxation.
Ebonics the official barrio language.
And finally Bo Jack’s Slavor expands .
It was reported today que over 30 Prostitutes Lobbied our barrio founders and constable cadena for more protection against discrimination, and asking the westside fathers and mothers to lift the laws that forces prostitutes to pay a tax on their sexual activites. The group insists on having a tax free income on Šex and other things they do for money. The west side founders took a stand behind them saying, “that they will meet with each and every one of you, to discuss this matter”.
A small crew or number of black westside residents , informed “the westside warriors news” que they were thinking of asking the westside founding fathers and mothers to see if they could make Ebonics the barrio offcial language. This would make all stores and shops to post their information in ebonics.
a raza was not to happy with this move since la raza had been trying to get some of the public signs in spanish. Now con this request should make our next barrio city hall meeting very interesting.
And finally mr. Bo Jack’s Slavor owner of “Slavor B-B- Q” has just signed a contract to open his second location at the westinghouse barrio mall. This will be his number two restaurants will feature his entire classic menu…. we are very excited to be here at the Westinghouse barrio mall. So come on down and enjoy our fine meals on wheels.
ok blood there we have it the first report from ” west side warrior news” and you all have a great day.
Kingsville, tx. hello once again raza i come from behind the smokey room and foggy eyes to let you know que we have been under extreme pressure from our minority groups que we don’t have a black staff person or black news back in 2006. This pressure has forced me to create a black staff person from our hood. The new staff person is LEWIS MOJO LEWIS, will have the ” west side warrior report” on things that have been happening here on the same side of the tracks, but in the dark side of town.… and starting today we will provide a special edition on the west side warrior news, and now I leave you from our side of the tracks, I am daniel lopez, creator.
Mr. Lewis Mojo Lewis has a college degree in speech and in history and is a specialist in Ebonics, who wrote the book ” ebonics, why not you”. Now here he is : I am Lewis Mojo Lewis with the “west side warrior news”;
Bbarrio Prostitutes Lobby protection against discrimination, and un fair taxation.
Ebonics the official barrio language.
And finally Bo Jack’s Slavor expands .
It was reported today que over 30 Prostitutes Lobbied our barrio founders and constable cadena for more protection against discrimination, and asking the westside fathers and mothers to lift the laws that forces prostitutes to pay a tax on their sexual activites. The group insists on having a tax free income on Šex and other things they do for money. The west side founders took a stand behind them saying, “that they will meet with each and every one of you, to discuss this matter”.
A small crew or number of black westside residents , informed “the westside warriors news” que they were thinking of asking the westside founding fathers and mothers to see if they could make Ebonics the barrio offcial language. This would make all stores and shops to post their information in ebonics.
a raza was not to happy with this move since la raza had been trying to get some of the public signs in spanish. Now con this request should make our next barrio city hall meeting very interesting.
And finally mr. Bo Jack’s Slavor owner of “Slavor B-B- Q” has just signed a contract to open his second location at the westinghouse barrio mall. This will be his number two restaurants will feature his entire classic menu…. we are very excited to be here at the Westinghouse barrio mall. So come on down and enjoy our fine meals on wheels.
ok blood there we have it the first report from ” west side warrior news” and you all have a great day.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
sp thaksgving hejola report for 11262009
Special thanksgiving hejola report for 11262009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello I am Bill Diaz here con my bro Jonathon Barrios on vacation and preparing to go over to time square and reserve a front seat for this year’s new year eve of bringing down that crystal ball. But for now we are checking out the sites on this great thanksgiving day. And more on that lets go to Jonathon.
Si my friends we have a reserve seat this year to watch that big ball come now and bring in the new year. We want to wish all you turkeys the day. Thanks Jonathon and now let’s go back to kingsville tx con Al.
Hello again mi raza I am Alcardio Samudio an con el hejola headline news for 11262009.
Xmas decorations cause fire at the corner of west third and wells street, the injuried.
More turkeys found in hood and are looking for good home till xmas says el ojo barrio private eye.
And finally , elderly persons wanting someone to claim them this coming income tax year.
A total of twenty-two elderly folks signed up for this year come and claim me on your income tax for 2009 or take an elder person to live with you only for the holidays. Si folks this people are waiting for someone to come by our center and take them over to your home for the holidays and you can use them as exemptions for next year’s income tax or that relative that you always wanted around, but don’t have any.
El senior Juanito Utley de La Raza income service and home care barrio style, serving almost every chicano elderly in the hood, says que this is a great service que estos viejitos are doing to help you, si you, the barrio consumer can save money on your 2009 income taxes an avoid paying the government any taxes you might owe this coming year, or replaces that relative you can’t stand for very long. For more information concerning this matter or pictures of los viejitos up for holiday adopation just call that’s all.
In other news, several turkeys are still showing up in the hood says el constable cadena. We last reported que at least more than 50 turkeys had escape from that truck that somehow turned over a few days ago. Now lets go con el ojo barrio private eye to see his update on this matter.
Si al. we have found an additional ten more turkey’s yesterday afternoon that were hind behind a fast food drive-inn. I am not sure what those turkeys were doing there but we did managed to catch three of them. These three turkeys look a lot alike the ones that got away a few days ago says el constable cadena. But we will take them over to our barrio center and are asking for few good families to see if they want to take care of this three turkeys until xmas. After that they can eat them. By the way this does not include an elderly person comes with this birds. Sorry its either the turkey or an elderly person, can’t have both. Back to alcardio.
Ok ojo thanks and finally los vatos loco volunteer firefighters were called to a eight bucket alarm fire last night around 10:45 pm. It took the los vato awhile to get there because they were watching david letterman and didn’t want to miss the show. By the time they got there the street light pole burned down and fell on top of a park car that caught fire and them explored and spread its flash at least a half a block that started at least three homes on fire.
By the time the real fire fighters got there from across the tracks, they were able to manage to save a few homes on that block of west sixth and wells street. Los vatos locos were given credit for saving a dog house and a bird house that was hanging on one off the trees that caught fire.
Three dogs, two cats, and a caged bird were not seriously burned. A few new volunteers were treated for smoke inhaling. We will keep our crew of volunteers down to eight says the main vato loco. We just can’t ask those old folks staying at the center . They can’t push the that cherry painted 1978 ford whatever with the word volunteer painted on the door that fast. Furthermore, he said que they need to fix that started on the that 1978 ford whatever.
Ok raza there you have it have a great holiday and see you all next week around 12/2/2009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello I am Bill Diaz here con my bro Jonathon Barrios on vacation and preparing to go over to time square and reserve a front seat for this year’s new year eve of bringing down that crystal ball. But for now we are checking out the sites on this great thanksgiving day. And more on that lets go to Jonathon.
Si my friends we have a reserve seat this year to watch that big ball come now and bring in the new year. We want to wish all you turkeys the day. Thanks Jonathon and now let’s go back to kingsville tx con Al.
Hello again mi raza I am Alcardio Samudio an con el hejola headline news for 11262009.
Xmas decorations cause fire at the corner of west third and wells street, the injuried.
More turkeys found in hood and are looking for good home till xmas says el ojo barrio private eye.
And finally , elderly persons wanting someone to claim them this coming income tax year.
A total of twenty-two elderly folks signed up for this year come and claim me on your income tax for 2009 or take an elder person to live with you only for the holidays. Si folks this people are waiting for someone to come by our center and take them over to your home for the holidays and you can use them as exemptions for next year’s income tax or that relative that you always wanted around, but don’t have any.
El senior Juanito Utley de La Raza income service and home care barrio style, serving almost every chicano elderly in the hood, says que this is a great service que estos viejitos are doing to help you, si you, the barrio consumer can save money on your 2009 income taxes an avoid paying the government any taxes you might owe this coming year, or replaces that relative you can’t stand for very long. For more information concerning this matter or pictures of los viejitos up for holiday adopation just call that’s all.
In other news, several turkeys are still showing up in the hood says el constable cadena. We last reported que at least more than 50 turkeys had escape from that truck that somehow turned over a few days ago. Now lets go con el ojo barrio private eye to see his update on this matter.
Si al. we have found an additional ten more turkey’s yesterday afternoon that were hind behind a fast food drive-inn. I am not sure what those turkeys were doing there but we did managed to catch three of them. These three turkeys look a lot alike the ones that got away a few days ago says el constable cadena. But we will take them over to our barrio center and are asking for few good families to see if they want to take care of this three turkeys until xmas. After that they can eat them. By the way this does not include an elderly person comes with this birds. Sorry its either the turkey or an elderly person, can’t have both. Back to alcardio.
Ok ojo thanks and finally los vatos loco volunteer firefighters were called to a eight bucket alarm fire last night around 10:45 pm. It took the los vato awhile to get there because they were watching david letterman and didn’t want to miss the show. By the time they got there the street light pole burned down and fell on top of a park car that caught fire and them explored and spread its flash at least a half a block that started at least three homes on fire.
By the time the real fire fighters got there from across the tracks, they were able to manage to save a few homes on that block of west sixth and wells street. Los vatos locos were given credit for saving a dog house and a bird house that was hanging on one off the trees that caught fire.
Three dogs, two cats, and a caged bird were not seriously burned. A few new volunteers were treated for smoke inhaling. We will keep our crew of volunteers down to eight says the main vato loco. We just can’t ask those old folks staying at the center . They can’t push the that cherry painted 1978 ford whatever with the word volunteer painted on the door that fast. Furthermore, he said que they need to fix that started on the that 1978 ford whatever.
Ok raza there you have it have a great holiday and see you all next week around 12/2/2009.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 11242009
Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter turkey report for 11242009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello, again I am Gloria Guerra la manager del mall. I have been delegated to pass the season greeting para todos. So in behalf de todos los crazies here at the chicano cable hot wired news network;BILL DIAZ, JONATHON BARRIO, MARIA LA VANDIA, JOHNNIE EL QUEMON, VERNOCIA LA LEBENESS, LA CHINA CANO DE CHINA NUEVO LEON, ALCARDIO SAMUDIO, FRANKIE TUXEDO ZUNGIA, EL GENERAL FIDEO VERMECLLE, SR. FRANCIO DELGADO DEGULLA, EL OJO Y EL OJO JR., LEWIS MOJO LEWIS, DAVID DURAN, AND MYSELF GLORIA GUERRA AND OF COURSE OUR CREATOR DANIEL LOPEZ Y TODOS LOS LOPEZ FAMILY, want to wish every single tejano the warmest thanksgiving and if you drink please don’t drive and stay home and listen to either jay perez new cd or some old SCHOOL stuff. There is no harm in staying home during the holidays. Now lets go to our center stage con Frankie tuxedo zungia con todays hejola report.
Ok Gloria thanks again, I am Frankie tuxedo zungia here at the mall con todays hejola report.
A barrio farm truck turns over and release 50 or more turkeys headed to the our annual turkey shoot.
Our new office is giving free turkeys to the first 10 families,
And finally a few turkeys get run over at barrio bingo center.
Late last night several turkeys got run over by some drunk bingo players as they left the bingo center. El constable cadena was asked to investigate this matter. When the constable got there, at least ten turkeys had been run over already. The constable brought them over. That’s the ten run over turkeys to our office and see if we could save some of them but was too late. All ten of the turkeys die a few hours later.
With this in mind we are giving out ten free semi-clean but die turkeys to the first ten families willing to take them. The turkeys need to be dressed for that thanksgiving dinner you folks are planning. So if you are interested please don’t call just come by. A few did get run over pretty bad but once you wash them and remove the feathers you couldn’t tell they had gotten run over or anything like that for the exception of one that didn’t have a head. But that’s alright anyhow, its still eat able.
And finally el constable cadena is investigating the barrio farm truck that turned over and released them turkeys. The turkeys were headed to our mall for our annual turkey shoot. After several folks, especially el group “Better treatment of turkeys ‘ had been complaining about this unfair treatment of this birds several had said que them turkeys weren’t going to make it to the mall.
It is very possible que esta group “BETTER treatment of turkeys” might have sabotage the truck so it wouldn’t have made to the mall, say a member of” let me put the finger on you committee” ray ray perez. Si we have been watching the mall lately and we knew que esta group of trouble makers were going to do something like that. El constable cadena tells us que several vatos members of this trouble makers had been picked up for questioning on this matter. But have made no arrested.
In the past this group had been known for doing this sort of things in the pass. They were arrested several years ago at our pig sale when they release several pigs from the auction block.
Ok raza now back to Gloria. Thank you Frankie. Well raza I quess we will not be having our turkey shoot after all, but we are still looking for the rest of those turkeys. So if you see a turkey somewhere and it doesn’t have an owner it could be one of our turkeys. Just go ahead and keep it and take it as our xmas present. From our mall, I am Gloria Guerra and have a great tejano day. You too Jay Perez….
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello, again I am Gloria Guerra la manager del mall. I have been delegated to pass the season greeting para todos. So in behalf de todos los crazies here at the chicano cable hot wired news network;BILL DIAZ, JONATHON BARRIO, MARIA LA VANDIA, JOHNNIE EL QUEMON, VERNOCIA LA LEBENESS, LA CHINA CANO DE CHINA NUEVO LEON, ALCARDIO SAMUDIO, FRANKIE TUXEDO ZUNGIA, EL GENERAL FIDEO VERMECLLE, SR. FRANCIO DELGADO DEGULLA, EL OJO Y EL OJO JR., LEWIS MOJO LEWIS, DAVID DURAN, AND MYSELF GLORIA GUERRA AND OF COURSE OUR CREATOR DANIEL LOPEZ Y TODOS LOS LOPEZ FAMILY, want to wish every single tejano the warmest thanksgiving and if you drink please don’t drive and stay home and listen to either jay perez new cd or some old SCHOOL stuff. There is no harm in staying home during the holidays. Now lets go to our center stage con Frankie tuxedo zungia con todays hejola report.
Ok Gloria thanks again, I am Frankie tuxedo zungia here at the mall con todays hejola report.
A barrio farm truck turns over and release 50 or more turkeys headed to the our annual turkey shoot.
Our new office is giving free turkeys to the first 10 families,
And finally a few turkeys get run over at barrio bingo center.
Late last night several turkeys got run over by some drunk bingo players as they left the bingo center. El constable cadena was asked to investigate this matter. When the constable got there, at least ten turkeys had been run over already. The constable brought them over. That’s the ten run over turkeys to our office and see if we could save some of them but was too late. All ten of the turkeys die a few hours later.
With this in mind we are giving out ten free semi-clean but die turkeys to the first ten families willing to take them. The turkeys need to be dressed for that thanksgiving dinner you folks are planning. So if you are interested please don’t call just come by. A few did get run over pretty bad but once you wash them and remove the feathers you couldn’t tell they had gotten run over or anything like that for the exception of one that didn’t have a head. But that’s alright anyhow, its still eat able.
And finally el constable cadena is investigating the barrio farm truck that turned over and released them turkeys. The turkeys were headed to our mall for our annual turkey shoot. After several folks, especially el group “Better treatment of turkeys ‘ had been complaining about this unfair treatment of this birds several had said que them turkeys weren’t going to make it to the mall.
It is very possible que esta group “BETTER treatment of turkeys” might have sabotage the truck so it wouldn’t have made to the mall, say a member of” let me put the finger on you committee” ray ray perez. Si we have been watching the mall lately and we knew que esta group of trouble makers were going to do something like that. El constable cadena tells us que several vatos members of this trouble makers had been picked up for questioning on this matter. But have made no arrested.
In the past this group had been known for doing this sort of things in the pass. They were arrested several years ago at our pig sale when they release several pigs from the auction block.
Ok raza now back to Gloria. Thank you Frankie. Well raza I quess we will not be having our turkey shoot after all, but we are still looking for the rest of those turkeys. So if you see a turkey somewhere and it doesn’t have an owner it could be one of our turkeys. Just go ahead and keep it and take it as our xmas present. From our mall, I am Gloria Guerra and have a great tejano day. You too Jay Perez….
Monday, November 23, 2009
hejpla report for 11232009
Hejola report for 11/23/2009
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again I am bill diaz con double your barrio news for today y tomorrow. The reason for this is que our creator is going to have some teeth pulled and he won’t be able to talk nor write here in the next few days. So let’s get right to the award winning barrio headline news:
>Barrio man found asleep on railroad tracks.
>Barrio couple sleeps inside el cona Lozano cash and carry sports complex.
>Older barrio couple caught burgler and force him to clean their home.
Barrio dr. arrested for writing on bathroom walls.
And finally, el barrio research has published their findings of what goes on in the hood and what is important to you con maria la vandia.
It seems que maria la vandia never lets us down con su chingadies, she has just finished a research paper on what goes on in the hood and what is important to us. Here is a small example of what the research has found:
1.She found out que a barrio man many have as up 72 birthdays in his life time.
2.She also discovered que many barrio members didn’t know que some months had 31 days and others have up to 28 days in a month.
3.she also found out que its illegal in the hood for a vato to marry his widon’s sister in law. So as you can see this research has lots of new discoveries that we didn’t know que you didn’t know, but since we all know now, there will be no further need to learn anymore.
Yesterday afternoon el senor want to be dr. philp garica was arrested at the barrio mall restroom while he was writing on the bathroom wall his ten ways to get laid in the hood. Gloria Guerra mall manager tells us que charges will be filed against esta way, glories told us que she was sick and tired of having to paint the john ever other week. Its seemed que esta dr garica had been writing his theories inside bathrooms all over the hood, for several months, charges will be filed.
La familia ben y beth luna were surprise the other morning when burglar woke them up asking where they had the money. Well while beth tried to get her purse, ben slapped the shit of the burglar and making him drop his gun. At the point ben got his gun and both beth and him held the burglar hostage and watched him clean their home while the held him at gun point. When the constable made it to the lunas home, the burglar was having a snack , while waiting to be picked up. Charges will be filed for both parties, one for burglary and the lunas for hold a person at gunpoint.
Los dos cholos super market both are college engineers have designed a new to let children buy beer for their folks. They have designed a new way to charge you at the store by storing your grown finger print at the stores computer and this would allow your children under the age of 21 to buy beer for you. We still don’t know what’s the big deal con this new fade.
It seems que el barrio loco was admitted to el barrio st. pauls medical center with a condom glued to his thing. It seems que esta loco just found out what sex was about an thought that if he were to glue a condom to his thing he could save money. He will release from the center sometime next week. By the way esta loco had it glued for two months now.
When el constable cadena got to the sports complex several complex employees had la comadre y el compadre ben Gomez surrounded after they were found both of them asleep inside one of the bathrooms. Once the constable questioned the couple, it seems que they got so drunk que the both fell asleep in the john. No charges will be filed but will be charged for staying overnight.
El barrio rail way reported yesterday que they drove over a vato asleep on the tracks. It seemed que panchito Gomez was so drunk que he fell asleep in between the rail road tracks. The el barrio 501 rails told us que he saw esta guy asleep and when he stopped the train to check on him he was still asleep. I quess now you can say que not even a train can wake him up.
Well there you have it folks hope to see you all sooner .
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again I am bill diaz con double your barrio news for today y tomorrow. The reason for this is que our creator is going to have some teeth pulled and he won’t be able to talk nor write here in the next few days. So let’s get right to the award winning barrio headline news:
>Barrio man found asleep on railroad tracks.
>Barrio couple sleeps inside el cona Lozano cash and carry sports complex.
>Older barrio couple caught burgler and force him to clean their home.
Barrio dr. arrested for writing on bathroom walls.
And finally, el barrio research has published their findings of what goes on in the hood and what is important to you con maria la vandia.
It seems que maria la vandia never lets us down con su chingadies, she has just finished a research paper on what goes on in the hood and what is important to us. Here is a small example of what the research has found:
1.She found out que a barrio man many have as up 72 birthdays in his life time.
2.She also discovered que many barrio members didn’t know que some months had 31 days and others have up to 28 days in a month.
3.she also found out que its illegal in the hood for a vato to marry his widon’s sister in law. So as you can see this research has lots of new discoveries that we didn’t know que you didn’t know, but since we all know now, there will be no further need to learn anymore.
Yesterday afternoon el senor want to be dr. philp garica was arrested at the barrio mall restroom while he was writing on the bathroom wall his ten ways to get laid in the hood. Gloria Guerra mall manager tells us que charges will be filed against esta way, glories told us que she was sick and tired of having to paint the john ever other week. Its seemed que esta dr garica had been writing his theories inside bathrooms all over the hood, for several months, charges will be filed.
La familia ben y beth luna were surprise the other morning when burglar woke them up asking where they had the money. Well while beth tried to get her purse, ben slapped the shit of the burglar and making him drop his gun. At the point ben got his gun and both beth and him held the burglar hostage and watched him clean their home while the held him at gun point. When the constable made it to the lunas home, the burglar was having a snack , while waiting to be picked up. Charges will be filed for both parties, one for burglary and the lunas for hold a person at gunpoint.
Los dos cholos super market both are college engineers have designed a new to let children buy beer for their folks. They have designed a new way to charge you at the store by storing your grown finger print at the stores computer and this would allow your children under the age of 21 to buy beer for you. We still don’t know what’s the big deal con this new fade.
It seems que el barrio loco was admitted to el barrio st. pauls medical center with a condom glued to his thing. It seems que esta loco just found out what sex was about an thought that if he were to glue a condom to his thing he could save money. He will release from the center sometime next week. By the way esta loco had it glued for two months now.
When el constable cadena got to the sports complex several complex employees had la comadre y el compadre ben Gomez surrounded after they were found both of them asleep inside one of the bathrooms. Once the constable questioned the couple, it seems que they got so drunk que the both fell asleep in the john. No charges will be filed but will be charged for staying overnight.
El barrio rail way reported yesterday que they drove over a vato asleep on the tracks. It seemed que panchito Gomez was so drunk que he fell asleep in between the rail road tracks. The el barrio 501 rails told us que he saw esta guy asleep and when he stopped the train to check on him he was still asleep. I quess now you can say que not even a train can wake him up.
Well there you have it folks hope to see you all sooner .
Friday, November 20, 2009
barrio stock market report for 11202009
Barrio stock market report for 11202009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again mi raza I am Urbano Yosabatodo con the only barrio stock market on the net that you can really really count on. For today we are so freaking worried about this bit about people using corn for fuel. Chinga believe me raza las tortillas y la masa will go sky high sooner than later. Now for that darn award winning report;
Los tamalas, buy them now at the going rate of $5.50 a dozen , buy raza buy.
la barbacoa de caveza remains stable at $5.50 a lb.
Las tortillas remain stable at $1.35 a package of 12.
Cheap beer just got more expensive at $4.56 a six pack but we did find that bud lemon 18b pack pretty darn cheap.
Las empanas remain stable at $.75 cent each.
And today we have an extra idea that we will monitor the price of chicken. Look chickens are very interesting little animals. Raised on a farm and of course ex president of my senior 4-h club we felt que the county fair was something we all were always excited about. Well until we bought those 50 chickens and hoping que we could show at least three. Oh the price of chicken was moderate going at $.89 a lb. but we discovered it a $.19 cent a lb. wow.
Los taqutios remain stable but going up at the end of the month , taquitos ended the week at $1.50 each.
Barrio want ads:
X56862: several chickens and rabbits still available for sale. This flock is from this passed Easter. Make offer.
P54696: used t.v. for sale. It was big screen, now it's a middle size screen make offer.
U78933: used car and truck tires for sale. All sizes, we do special orders.
S98345: girls clothes for sale. All sizes.
I8934d: gay clothes for sale, some sizes.
T567390: straight tejano man clothing for sale. Only worn a couple of times, due to the fact que he turned gay, chinga chinga..
Barrio realtors report;
We have a few lots for sale, some fence posts and some bales of hay.
Ok raza there you have and have a great day. Remember, if you can’t eat it don't buy it.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again mi raza I am Urbano Yosabatodo con the only barrio stock market on the net that you can really really count on. For today we are so freaking worried about this bit about people using corn for fuel. Chinga believe me raza las tortillas y la masa will go sky high sooner than later. Now for that darn award winning report;
Los tamalas, buy them now at the going rate of $5.50 a dozen , buy raza buy.
la barbacoa de caveza remains stable at $5.50 a lb.
Las tortillas remain stable at $1.35 a package of 12.
Cheap beer just got more expensive at $4.56 a six pack but we did find that bud lemon 18b pack pretty darn cheap.
Las empanas remain stable at $.75 cent each.
And today we have an extra idea that we will monitor the price of chicken. Look chickens are very interesting little animals. Raised on a farm and of course ex president of my senior 4-h club we felt que the county fair was something we all were always excited about. Well until we bought those 50 chickens and hoping que we could show at least three. Oh the price of chicken was moderate going at $.89 a lb. but we discovered it a $.19 cent a lb. wow.
Los taqutios remain stable but going up at the end of the month , taquitos ended the week at $1.50 each.
Barrio want ads:
X56862: several chickens and rabbits still available for sale. This flock is from this passed Easter. Make offer.
P54696: used t.v. for sale. It was big screen, now it's a middle size screen make offer.
U78933: used car and truck tires for sale. All sizes, we do special orders.
S98345: girls clothes for sale. All sizes.
I8934d: gay clothes for sale, some sizes.
T567390: straight tejano man clothing for sale. Only worn a couple of times, due to the fact que he turned gay, chinga chinga..
Barrio realtors report;
We have a few lots for sale, some fence posts and some bales of hay.
Ok raza there you have and have a great day. Remember, if you can’t eat it don't buy it.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
westside warrior news network for 11172009
WESTSIDE WARRIOR NEWS NETWORK REPORT FOR 11172009.
CCHWNN.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again my friends I am Lewis mojo Lewis with our wwnn report for this great tejano day. There has been many issues dealing with this new immigration issue and trying to get blacks against them Hispanics. We all need each other,but again we want to thank Lou Doddes for coming back home to the hood and those minutemen. It just isn’t going to work.
Now for our award winning Westside warrior news network headline news:
Shoot out in the hood no one gets hurt.
bother in hood arrested for $10,000 counterfiet food stamps.
and finally vato locos volunteers rescue a 23 month old boy.
el constable cadena was called to a local Westside meat market, where it seemed que a brother named Clarence carter brown Gomez was arrested , and the constable confiscated more than $10,000 worth of old food stamps. Mr carter brown Gomez,who just got out of prison didn’t realize that food stamps aren’t used anymore in texas but the lone star card has taken its place. Mr carter brown gomezwas taken back to prison and will not be allowed to pass go.
El constable cadena and a few members of los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were asked to assist him con a early morning shootout on Sunday at the Westside high and low income housing complex. It seems que two undercover cops from across the tracks came over to our side and started some shit. By the time el constable got there con los vatos locos a total of 350 gunshots were fired, but no one was hit or injured. Oh the way the two dudes got away and the two undercover cops were arrested at the scene of the shooting, But later released once the some real cops came from across the tracks con some legal papers showing they were undercover and working on a case.
and finally, Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were called on a 811 call to handle a 23year old boy whom had been accidentally locked inside his parents car, along with the keys to the car. The owner of the car, the boy’s mother wished that the vatos wouldn’t have broken the window until she went home to get a spare key so they wouldn’t have to damage her new 2005 ford whatever. El constable is thinking about filing charges against her for reckless endangerment of a grown child.
Well there you have it. From the darkside of life, I am lewis mojo lewis. Have a great tejano day.
CCHWNN.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again my friends I am Lewis mojo Lewis with our wwnn report for this great tejano day. There has been many issues dealing with this new immigration issue and trying to get blacks against them Hispanics. We all need each other,but again we want to thank Lou Doddes for coming back home to the hood and those minutemen. It just isn’t going to work.
Now for our award winning Westside warrior news network headline news:
Shoot out in the hood no one gets hurt.
bother in hood arrested for $10,000 counterfiet food stamps.
and finally vato locos volunteers rescue a 23 month old boy.
el constable cadena was called to a local Westside meat market, where it seemed que a brother named Clarence carter brown Gomez was arrested , and the constable confiscated more than $10,000 worth of old food stamps. Mr carter brown Gomez,who just got out of prison didn’t realize that food stamps aren’t used anymore in texas but the lone star card has taken its place. Mr carter brown gomezwas taken back to prison and will not be allowed to pass go.
El constable cadena and a few members of los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were asked to assist him con a early morning shootout on Sunday at the Westside high and low income housing complex. It seems que two undercover cops from across the tracks came over to our side and started some shit. By the time el constable got there con los vatos locos a total of 350 gunshots were fired, but no one was hit or injured. Oh the way the two dudes got away and the two undercover cops were arrested at the scene of the shooting, But later released once the some real cops came from across the tracks con some legal papers showing they were undercover and working on a case.
and finally, Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were called on a 811 call to handle a 23year old boy whom had been accidentally locked inside his parents car, along with the keys to the car. The owner of the car, the boy’s mother wished that the vatos wouldn’t have broken the window until she went home to get a spare key so they wouldn’t have to damage her new 2005 ford whatever. El constable is thinking about filing charges against her for reckless endangerment of a grown child.
Well there you have it. From the darkside of life, I am lewis mojo lewis. Have a great tejano day.
Monday, November 16, 2009
hejola report for 11162009
`Hejola report for 11162009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz back from assignment but here today for our barrio headline award winning news. But first of all things have claimed down a bit over here at the hood, con tanto pedo this few passed days, and hoping que we can all get along. Now for that headline news:
Two commadres arrested for fighting,
Someone stole life-size cardboard cutout of constable cadena.
And finally a crack head busted con su pet pig.
It just seemed odd que esta loco was riding his bike without any tires late last night says el constable cadena ,pero what was more odd es que he had his pet pig riding in back of the bike sitting inside a kids bike carrier. Once the constable tried to stop esta loco to ask him how much for the pig ,the loco took off on his bike, of course not being able to out run the the constable squad car, esta loco finally fell down and gave up two blocks down the street. Once the constable came up to him, the crack head told the constable que he threw his shit away. The constable went back and picked up the stuff and arrested the crack head, oh by the way how much for the pig, the constable asked.
It seems que Juan Martinez had read somewhere que if you were to put a cut out of a policeman inside the store it could deter shoplifters at his stop and shop. Well its seem que el constable cadena life size cut out was stolen yesterday afternoon when Mr. Martinez placed el constable cut out, outside the store for a second, and when he returned someone had stolen it. Dam said Mr. Martinez and it was doing such a good job. Mr. Martinez is thinking of doing one of Britney spears to bring in new customer. Please note that in bishop texas the city police use to have a cop car parked at this corner with a stuff rabbit in the driver seat.
In other news it seems queue la commadre tancha y la commadre Nancy Garcia were both arrested at the corner of wells and Third Street yesterday afternoon when one of las commadre claimed que la commadre loved to gossip and people believe her. I don’t mind says one of las commadre que la commadre likes to gossip pero not about me and I confronted her about it. La commadre slapped la commadre a few times until la commadre got out of the car and started to fight la commadre. It took several folks to separate them two, and they held both women until el constable cadena came an arrested both of them for believing what they hear through the grapevine even if they have evidence to the contrary. El constable tells us que gossip most of the time is more powerful than truth.
Well there you have it raza, and for all those that keep on winning the same awards over and over congratulations. I am sure that award looks great next to the one you won last year, I am bill diaz an I don’t need no stinking award.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz back from assignment but here today for our barrio headline award winning news. But first of all things have claimed down a bit over here at the hood, con tanto pedo this few passed days, and hoping que we can all get along. Now for that headline news:
Two commadres arrested for fighting,
Someone stole life-size cardboard cutout of constable cadena.
And finally a crack head busted con su pet pig.
It just seemed odd que esta loco was riding his bike without any tires late last night says el constable cadena ,pero what was more odd es que he had his pet pig riding in back of the bike sitting inside a kids bike carrier. Once the constable tried to stop esta loco to ask him how much for the pig ,the loco took off on his bike, of course not being able to out run the the constable squad car, esta loco finally fell down and gave up two blocks down the street. Once the constable came up to him, the crack head told the constable que he threw his shit away. The constable went back and picked up the stuff and arrested the crack head, oh by the way how much for the pig, the constable asked.
It seems que Juan Martinez had read somewhere que if you were to put a cut out of a policeman inside the store it could deter shoplifters at his stop and shop. Well its seem que el constable cadena life size cut out was stolen yesterday afternoon when Mr. Martinez placed el constable cut out, outside the store for a second, and when he returned someone had stolen it. Dam said Mr. Martinez and it was doing such a good job. Mr. Martinez is thinking of doing one of Britney spears to bring in new customer. Please note that in bishop texas the city police use to have a cop car parked at this corner with a stuff rabbit in the driver seat.
In other news it seems queue la commadre tancha y la commadre Nancy Garcia were both arrested at the corner of wells and Third Street yesterday afternoon when one of las commadre claimed que la commadre loved to gossip and people believe her. I don’t mind says one of las commadre que la commadre likes to gossip pero not about me and I confronted her about it. La commadre slapped la commadre a few times until la commadre got out of the car and started to fight la commadre. It took several folks to separate them two, and they held both women until el constable cadena came an arrested both of them for believing what they hear through the grapevine even if they have evidence to the contrary. El constable tells us que gossip most of the time is more powerful than truth.
Well there you have it raza, and for all those that keep on winning the same awards over and over congratulations. I am sure that award looks great next to the one you won last year, I am bill diaz an I don’t need no stinking award.
Friday, November 13, 2009
barrio stock market report for 11132009
Barrio stock market report 11132009 booooo.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Como estan big spenders I am Urbano Yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market report. Lets start con higher education. Chinga compadre if you y la comandre are planning to send junior y la hija to college well you better start saving for them. I have always wonder si la raza save to send pancho y pancha too college? I am more than sure that at least 99 percent have not.
But don’t worry there is always federal aid and state aid and of course si pancho or pancha are a chip off the old block its possible an academic scholarships and on and on. Wow, now is that heavy or not? But then there is always el tiya y el tiyo y el grandpa y grandma. And if you own your owe rancho them there those few cattle you have been saving for that rainy day.
All and all college education is not getting any cheaper. I am sure that there are lots of reports and studies to tell us on how inflation and our poor accounting skills don’t help in managing that kinda funding to sent them to seek a higher education.
Chinga what ever happen to those days que a high school graduate was bad ass and you could still work en el rancho.
Now for that award will barrio stock market:
>Las tortillas were up from last week $1.35 a pack.
< cheap beer up from last week $4.52 a six pack.
>los tamales were up due to all the walking esta vato does which he calls inflation $6.00 a dozen.
> la barbacoa de cabeza was up from last week $6.50 lb. Easy con la manteca..
>las empanadas were really up this week at $.79 cent each.
^los taquitos were stable this week at $1.50 each coffee is extra.
Ok raza there you have it for todays barrio stock market report for 11132009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Como estan big spenders I am Urbano Yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market report. Lets start con higher education. Chinga compadre if you y la comandre are planning to send junior y la hija to college well you better start saving for them. I have always wonder si la raza save to send pancho y pancha too college? I am more than sure that at least 99 percent have not.
But don’t worry there is always federal aid and state aid and of course si pancho or pancha are a chip off the old block its possible an academic scholarships and on and on. Wow, now is that heavy or not? But then there is always el tiya y el tiyo y el grandpa y grandma. And if you own your owe rancho them there those few cattle you have been saving for that rainy day.
All and all college education is not getting any cheaper. I am sure that there are lots of reports and studies to tell us on how inflation and our poor accounting skills don’t help in managing that kinda funding to sent them to seek a higher education.
Chinga what ever happen to those days que a high school graduate was bad ass and you could still work en el rancho.
Now for that award will barrio stock market:
>Las tortillas were up from last week $1.35 a pack.
< cheap beer up from last week $4.52 a six pack.
>los tamales were up due to all the walking esta vato does which he calls inflation $6.00 a dozen.
> la barbacoa de cabeza was up from last week $6.50 lb. Easy con la manteca..
>las empanadas were really up this week at $.79 cent each.
^los taquitos were stable this week at $1.50 each coffee is extra.
Ok raza there you have it for todays barrio stock market report for 11132009.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
breaking news: Lou Doddes joiniing a tortilla factory outlet
11122009:Cchwnn: breaking news: Lou Doddes joining a tortilla factory outlet in the valley of texas.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again folks, I am maria la vandia con this breaking news. We have just learned que Lou Doddes esa vato on t.v. has agreed to work for a lower wage and underemployed to see how it really feels to me an hispanic. This news came to us while using a bathroom somewhere in the valley of texas. The question is which tortilla factory and which barrio will this top notch reporter will work for. Our sources tells us que Lou is very excited to take his bullshit somewhere else.what is his future?
I am maria la vandia con this breaking news.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again folks, I am maria la vandia con this breaking news. We have just learned que Lou Doddes esa vato on t.v. has agreed to work for a lower wage and underemployed to see how it really feels to me an hispanic. This news came to us while using a bathroom somewhere in the valley of texas. The question is which tortilla factory and which barrio will this top notch reporter will work for. Our sources tells us que Lou is very excited to take his bullshit somewhere else.what is his future?
I am maria la vandia con this breaking news.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
hejola report for 11112009
Hejola report for 11122009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:
La commadre reports que 10 pairs of underwear were stolen.
Juan Pistolas arrested for farting.
And finally, two arrested for fight over missing false teeth.
Bob Gomez who has been living con Martha Goana (bipolar), were both arrested late last night after a fight broke out in their one room apartment when they both couldn’t find their false teeth. It seems que both had got to bed early that evening and forgot where they place their gums at. Once one of them woke up to eat a midnight sack, realize que the gums didn’t fit right so this sparked a fight between both of them. Once el constable got there both of them were so beat up que they both were arrested. Further investigation resulted que each of them have put on the wrong pair of gums. Charges are pending.
It seems que you just can’t pass gas anywhere nowadays, especially at la commadres new barrio resturant. La commadre Maria, owner of “la commadre maria dinner”, called el constable cadena, and told him que he needed to rush over to the dinner cause they, the employees y la commadre had a smelly customer pin down and wanted him arrested. Once el constable got there he found Juan Pistolas pin down to the dinner floor by at least three 200 lb. women employees that wanted this man arrested for farting more than three times, that cause the worse smell ever smelled. Once el constable entered the dinner he too had a hard time walking in the place. Juan was arrested for disturbing the peace. Chinga.
And finally, El constable cadena was called to the residents of la commadre tencha Munoz, 76 years of age, at the corner of wells and Third Street, reporting que someone had stolen about or around ten pair of her underwear, all color white from her back yard cloth line. She told this report que she thought que it could be those gay guys that live at the corner of fourth and wells. El constable cadena will be investigating this crime. But if you have any idea or clues to that awful crime, please contact us here at our command post.
Ok raza there you have, take it easy and keep it tejano.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:
La commadre reports que 10 pairs of underwear were stolen.
Juan Pistolas arrested for farting.
And finally, two arrested for fight over missing false teeth.
Bob Gomez who has been living con Martha Goana (bipolar), were both arrested late last night after a fight broke out in their one room apartment when they both couldn’t find their false teeth. It seems que both had got to bed early that evening and forgot where they place their gums at. Once one of them woke up to eat a midnight sack, realize que the gums didn’t fit right so this sparked a fight between both of them. Once el constable got there both of them were so beat up que they both were arrested. Further investigation resulted que each of them have put on the wrong pair of gums. Charges are pending.
It seems que you just can’t pass gas anywhere nowadays, especially at la commadres new barrio resturant. La commadre Maria, owner of “la commadre maria dinner”, called el constable cadena, and told him que he needed to rush over to the dinner cause they, the employees y la commadre had a smelly customer pin down and wanted him arrested. Once el constable got there he found Juan Pistolas pin down to the dinner floor by at least three 200 lb. women employees that wanted this man arrested for farting more than three times, that cause the worse smell ever smelled. Once el constable entered the dinner he too had a hard time walking in the place. Juan was arrested for disturbing the peace. Chinga.
And finally, El constable cadena was called to the residents of la commadre tencha Munoz, 76 years of age, at the corner of wells and Third Street, reporting que someone had stolen about or around ten pair of her underwear, all color white from her back yard cloth line. She told this report que she thought que it could be those gay guys that live at the corner of fourth and wells. El constable cadena will be investigating this crime. But if you have any idea or clues to that awful crime, please contact us here at our command post.
Ok raza there you have, take it easy and keep it tejano.
westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 11112009
Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 11112009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s mall newsletter. Well la commadre boxing matches have been suspended again, with that lets go con Frankie tuxedo zuniga.
Si raza los compadres just can’t see their commadres get their#####kicked. Well that is what happened last weekend. A huge fight broke out when two compadres strapped it on just outside of the ring when one commadre was knock out of the ring and all hell broke lose. El commissioner tells us que how knows when the fights will be back, Gloria.
Ok vato thanks. Now let’s go to our main stage and see what’s up for this con our barrio conjunto dance land con our new correspondent Elva Gloria Ruiz. Si y shuttttup.. I am Elva here at our barrio conjunto dance land con this weekend line up:
Wednesday :LOS HOMETOWN BUFFET BOZS y LOS HITCH HIKERS DE LA FRONTERA.
Thursday: GLORIA big mama BIGGER Y SU BIG MAMA biggers y HENRY FINGERMAN Y SU GLODEN FINGERS DE DONNA,TX.
Friday: Berta y su hijas de rancho allegra de Houston Tex.
Margarita cons a “H”. live concert at la pulga del Alamo.
la movida de Federico hinojosa de Laredo, tex.
Saturday starting at noon till midnight:
Side walkers y su side walk skaters from alpine.
Harrycore Ramirez del group hardcore.
Mary u su conjunto de corpitos.
Lisa right eye ( solo artist ).
Los crazy dudes from NY, NY.
Littie micky y sus flojos from Galveston.
ERNESTINA Y SUS TOM BOYS DE DALLAS/FTWORTH.
HERMALINDA LINDA DOES TEJANO.
Sunday at 3:pm to 10 pm:
Siloma Griffin ruelas del group siloma del valle
los FLOJOS.
Los gatos feos from El Paso, TX.
Luis Garza del groupo Los.
I want to thank mr. turkey the malls mascot for his support and help and now back to la onda con Gloria Guerra.
Ok thanks Elva y Mr. Turkey and finally let’s go to the mall area con veronica la Lebanese.
Well Gloria it’s going to be no tax days the following weekend sales. So if you are looking for some great deals come on down to our mall, now back to Gloria.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s mall newsletter. Well la commadre boxing matches have been suspended again, with that lets go con Frankie tuxedo zuniga.
Si raza los compadres just can’t see their commadres get their#####kicked. Well that is what happened last weekend. A huge fight broke out when two compadres strapped it on just outside of the ring when one commadre was knock out of the ring and all hell broke lose. El commissioner tells us que how knows when the fights will be back, Gloria.
Ok vato thanks. Now let’s go to our main stage and see what’s up for this con our barrio conjunto dance land con our new correspondent Elva Gloria Ruiz. Si y shuttttup.. I am Elva here at our barrio conjunto dance land con this weekend line up:
Wednesday :LOS HOMETOWN BUFFET BOZS y LOS HITCH HIKERS DE LA FRONTERA.
Thursday: GLORIA big mama BIGGER Y SU BIG MAMA biggers y HENRY FINGERMAN Y SU GLODEN FINGERS DE DONNA,TX.
Friday: Berta y su hijas de rancho allegra de Houston Tex.
Margarita cons a “H”. live concert at la pulga del Alamo.
la movida de Federico hinojosa de Laredo, tex.
Saturday starting at noon till midnight:
Side walkers y su side walk skaters from alpine.
Harrycore Ramirez del group hardcore.
Mary u su conjunto de corpitos.
Lisa right eye ( solo artist ).
Los crazy dudes from NY, NY.
Littie micky y sus flojos from Galveston.
ERNESTINA Y SUS TOM BOYS DE DALLAS/FTWORTH.
HERMALINDA LINDA DOES TEJANO.
Sunday at 3:pm to 10 pm:
Siloma Griffin ruelas del group siloma del valle
los FLOJOS.
Los gatos feos from El Paso, TX.
Luis Garza del groupo Los.
I want to thank mr. turkey the malls mascot for his support and help and now back to la onda con Gloria Guerra.
Ok thanks Elva y Mr. Turkey and finally let’s go to the mall area con veronica la Lebanese.
Well Gloria it’s going to be no tax days the following weekend sales. So if you are looking for some great deals come on down to our mall, now back to Gloria.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
hejola report from around the world 11102009
hejola report from around the world 11102009
Posted on November 10, 2009 at 12:45:51 PM by cchwnn
Hejola report from around the world for 11102009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Como estan todos I am bill Diaz here at our command in Kingsville Tex. The Mecca de conjunto music. We have lots of news to report so let’s get right at it. Now for that award winning barrio headline news:
From Monterey here is Johnnie el quemon con our Monterey barrio daily news, are you there Johnnie?
Hello and thank you again bill. I am Johnnie el quemon here in Monterey Mexico with our Monterey daily news. This week was a very exciting one, we had the chance to see and watch two Mexican wrestlers that either use tejano music as their intro or wrestles under a tejano name.
Primero de todos deja la piedra con de Alan Stone, del reparto, él nos dice que que él escogiera su tema, "DESVELADO" una canción cantó por un cantante muy famoso Boddy Pulido del tejano. La razón que hago esto es compensar ese EL bajo Intocable del ` del wretler de la vida ". Ademáses otro de los gladiadores que encontrarían su amor por la Lucha Libre desde muy pequeño, proveniente de una verdadera Dinastía Luchistica, ya que su Señor Padre es ni más ni menos que el “Bello Greco”, un gladiador que causaría verdadera conmoción allá por la década de los años sesentas y setentas con su peculiar estilo luchistico; sin embargo también sus Tíos se dedicarían a este difícil profesión, como lo fueron Budy Montes mejor conocido como “El Trotamundos” y Saúl Montes, por lo tanto tenía de donde sacar el gusto por practicar el deporte del catch; y aunque a su papá no le gustaba la idea de que otro de sus hijos siguiera el camino de la Lucha Libre, no tendría otro remedio que dar su brazo a torcer, y comenzar a enseñarle los secretos del deporte de las llaves y de las contrallaves, y vaya si las aprendería a la perfección. Now let’s go back to bill diaz.
Ok thanks Johnnie, ok now let’s go to our correspondent in Paris France, El senior Francisco Delgado De Gaulle:
bonjour encore je suis Francisco Delgado de Gaulle que votre correspondant de banlieue dans des choses de Paris France ont été un peu tout à fait ici mais nous sommes sûrs que les vacances apporteront un bon nombre d'Américains ici à l'isnt de la France là infiniment d'une demande de la musique de tejano ici mais nous avons partagé de la notre musique avec les quelques d'Américain choses mexicaines ici de toute façon semblons grands et espoir pour être de retour dans les états l'année prochaine. Ok and thanks again.
Ok guy’s thanks now for our barrio award winning headline news:
Barrio member badly injured with fireworks attached to his head.
And finally la commadre saved by breast implant.
Well it seems que la commadres breast implants did pay off after all. It seems que la commadre argued con el compadre for almost two years of why she got them implants. Well it seems que a few days ago, la commadre, a want to be nude dancer for el compadre, was dancing at her home when a bullet from a drive by shooting across the street serious injured her when a gunshot to her chest was deflected by her breast implant. El compadre promised never to be mean con la commadre, if she made it out of this one. It seems que the doctors from across the tracks told us que la commadre life was saved from a more serious injury from her implant siicome breast. El compadre told us que I love her man.
And finally yesterday afternoon el constable cadena gave Lucio Morales a ticket while he lay in a hospital room across the tracks, for using illegal fireworks in the hood. It seems que esta Lucio was badly hurt when he decided to duck tape several bottom rockets and a large mortar-style explosive along con two smoke bombs onto a football helmet. He put the helmet on and then lids all the fireworks while riding his bicycles. According to the hospital, some alcohol was involved in his decision to put this time bomb on his head.
Well raza there you have it. And always remember:
Your business is our business and my business is none of your business.
Posted on November 10, 2009 at 12:45:51 PM by cchwnn
Hejola report from around the world for 11102009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Como estan todos I am bill Diaz here at our command in Kingsville Tex. The Mecca de conjunto music. We have lots of news to report so let’s get right at it. Now for that award winning barrio headline news:
From Monterey here is Johnnie el quemon con our Monterey barrio daily news, are you there Johnnie?
Hello and thank you again bill. I am Johnnie el quemon here in Monterey Mexico with our Monterey daily news. This week was a very exciting one, we had the chance to see and watch two Mexican wrestlers that either use tejano music as their intro or wrestles under a tejano name.
Primero de todos deja la piedra con de Alan Stone, del reparto, él nos dice que que él escogiera su tema, "DESVELADO" una canción cantó por un cantante muy famoso Boddy Pulido del tejano. La razón que hago esto es compensar ese EL bajo Intocable del ` del wretler de la vida ". Ademáses otro de los gladiadores que encontrarían su amor por la Lucha Libre desde muy pequeño, proveniente de una verdadera Dinastía Luchistica, ya que su Señor Padre es ni más ni menos que el “Bello Greco”, un gladiador que causaría verdadera conmoción allá por la década de los años sesentas y setentas con su peculiar estilo luchistico; sin embargo también sus Tíos se dedicarían a este difícil profesión, como lo fueron Budy Montes mejor conocido como “El Trotamundos” y Saúl Montes, por lo tanto tenía de donde sacar el gusto por practicar el deporte del catch; y aunque a su papá no le gustaba la idea de que otro de sus hijos siguiera el camino de la Lucha Libre, no tendría otro remedio que dar su brazo a torcer, y comenzar a enseñarle los secretos del deporte de las llaves y de las contrallaves, y vaya si las aprendería a la perfección. Now let’s go back to bill diaz.
Ok thanks Johnnie, ok now let’s go to our correspondent in Paris France, El senior Francisco Delgado De Gaulle:
bonjour encore je suis Francisco Delgado de Gaulle que votre correspondant de banlieue dans des choses de Paris France ont été un peu tout à fait ici mais nous sommes sûrs que les vacances apporteront un bon nombre d'Américains ici à l'isnt de la France là infiniment d'une demande de la musique de tejano ici mais nous avons partagé de la notre musique avec les quelques d'Américain choses mexicaines ici de toute façon semblons grands et espoir pour être de retour dans les états l'année prochaine. Ok and thanks again.
Ok guy’s thanks now for our barrio award winning headline news:
Barrio member badly injured with fireworks attached to his head.
And finally la commadre saved by breast implant.
Well it seems que la commadres breast implants did pay off after all. It seems que la commadre argued con el compadre for almost two years of why she got them implants. Well it seems que a few days ago, la commadre, a want to be nude dancer for el compadre, was dancing at her home when a bullet from a drive by shooting across the street serious injured her when a gunshot to her chest was deflected by her breast implant. El compadre promised never to be mean con la commadre, if she made it out of this one. It seems que the doctors from across the tracks told us que la commadre life was saved from a more serious injury from her implant siicome breast. El compadre told us que I love her man.
And finally yesterday afternoon el constable cadena gave Lucio Morales a ticket while he lay in a hospital room across the tracks, for using illegal fireworks in the hood. It seems que esta Lucio was badly hurt when he decided to duck tape several bottom rockets and a large mortar-style explosive along con two smoke bombs onto a football helmet. He put the helmet on and then lids all the fireworks while riding his bicycles. According to the hospital, some alcohol was involved in his decision to put this time bomb on his head.
Well raza there you have it. And always remember:
Your business is our business and my business is none of your business.
Monday, November 9, 2009
hejol reprot from monterey, mex. 11092009
hejola report from Monterey, Mexico, 11092009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now from our one of many international offices here is Johnnie el quemon.
Hola raza como estan todos de mi raza en tejanas? I am doing great here in Monterey, enjoying the sites and the weather. I am not sure if any of you guys have been here but it is a great town and lots of beer. La onda tejana is a big deal here in Monterey and many of the Mexicans here are dying to be tejano.
We are on the early stages of preparing a soccer league for the next couple of weeks and teams schedule will be up on Wednesday, and will be announced from our Westinghouse barrio mall in. Anyhow raza and have a great tejano day, now let’s go back o our command post con Al.
Ok thank you Johnnie el quemon, and I am Alcardio Samudio, y si raza we are accepting names and teams for our winter soccer league, so sign up now. Games start this weekend. And now for our headline news:
Barrio gets 20 free turkeys, Two members of let me put the finger on you committee get arrested, And finally three tortilla companies close down.
Yesterday after noon three tortilla companies announced que they will be closing their doors on their Westside tortilla companies says Ben Blanco de “Blanco soy mi tortillas company”. Si we are moving our company across the tracks and hope to give those other tortilla in a can company more competition over there.What will this do to our barrio unemployment, we are not sure but will do a special on this matter come Friday.
In other news two members of let me put the finger on you committee got arrested for filing false police reports on several barrio members. Sonny boy Jones y Sammy Boy Jones both gringos got picked up by el constable cadena this weekend when esto dos pincha vato called the cops on la familia Gonzales, la familia Martinez, la familia Lopez y and la familia Gomez que they were hiding illegal aliens. It was later discovered que they weren’t illegal at all but legal cousins from el paso. Furthermore, it was them boys who had the illegals.
And finally an unknown source donated 20 turkeys for this year barrio turkey shoot . Si we are very happy que someone had a good heart to donate this turkeys for our annual turkey shoot to be held at the mall come thanksgiving. So load up your guns and bring down the fence and see you at the the turkey shoot.
Ok raza got to go, and keep it tejano.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now from our one of many international offices here is Johnnie el quemon.
Hola raza como estan todos de mi raza en tejanas? I am doing great here in Monterey, enjoying the sites and the weather. I am not sure if any of you guys have been here but it is a great town and lots of beer. La onda tejana is a big deal here in Monterey and many of the Mexicans here are dying to be tejano.
We are on the early stages of preparing a soccer league for the next couple of weeks and teams schedule will be up on Wednesday, and will be announced from our Westinghouse barrio mall in. Anyhow raza and have a great tejano day, now let’s go back o our command post con Al.
Ok thank you Johnnie el quemon, and I am Alcardio Samudio, y si raza we are accepting names and teams for our winter soccer league, so sign up now. Games start this weekend. And now for our headline news:
Barrio gets 20 free turkeys, Two members of let me put the finger on you committee get arrested, And finally three tortilla companies close down.
Yesterday after noon three tortilla companies announced que they will be closing their doors on their Westside tortilla companies says Ben Blanco de “Blanco soy mi tortillas company”. Si we are moving our company across the tracks and hope to give those other tortilla in a can company more competition over there.What will this do to our barrio unemployment, we are not sure but will do a special on this matter come Friday.
In other news two members of let me put the finger on you committee got arrested for filing false police reports on several barrio members. Sonny boy Jones y Sammy Boy Jones both gringos got picked up by el constable cadena this weekend when esto dos pincha vato called the cops on la familia Gonzales, la familia Martinez, la familia Lopez y and la familia Gomez que they were hiding illegal aliens. It was later discovered que they weren’t illegal at all but legal cousins from el paso. Furthermore, it was them boys who had the illegals.
And finally an unknown source donated 20 turkeys for this year barrio turkey shoot . Si we are very happy que someone had a good heart to donate this turkeys for our annual turkey shoot to be held at the mall come thanksgiving. So load up your guns and bring down the fence and see you at the the turkey shoot.
Ok raza got to go, and keep it tejano.
Friday, November 6, 2009
barrio stock market report for 11062009
Barrio stock market and realtor report for 11062009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hola mi raza, is it good to be alive or what. First of all pad yourselves on the back for not drinking or going out. Kick yourself on the ass if you did. How many people do you think in the world wished they had it like we do? A bunch, I bet. Anyhow Christmas is just around the corner and we are or you should have placed all that stuff on layaway and we wouldn’t have this much to worry about.
This week we were allowed to visit a new restaurant just around the corner. I wonder sometime how people get into debt without doing an economic study on the impact this business will have in the hood. The main idea here is, is there enough money in the hood to keep such a fancy shop open. Enough though it’s across the street from our university, will our students, faculty, and employees have money to spend there ( just for the record, its closed down)?
First of all, l you need to know that just down the street is similar coffee shop was open, in which we have not visited due to the fact que we don’t have any money . But I wonder how long will they stay open? Our barrio is excited about it, but again it’s all about money. Even love and romances is about money. As we have reported previously que not too many taco stand and small restaurants don’t stay open to dam long, and you know why, its all about money. We are hoping or shall I say the owners of this establishment are hoping que the gringos in the hood and college population will support them and stay above water.
Oh well life goes on and now for that award winning barrio stock market:
Market symbols: (>) increase in price,(<) decrease in price, and(^) stable in price.
(>)Las empanadas took a sky hike this week, the price went up 25 % the highest it has ever been, the price jumped up to $.89 each. We think it’s because the holidays are just around the corner.
(^)Los taquitios stay pretty stable even with the high prices off everything, $1.45 each, coffee is extra.
(^)La barbacoa de cabeza has remained pretty stable now that the llama market has taken a step backwards. It has been known that the llama farms had some major damages done to them a few months back, which delay the opening of llama meat into our barrio market, La barbacoa ended $6.50 a lb.
(>)Los tamales also took a hike upward this week. Our tamale man told us que he walks around five to eight miles a day trying to sells his tamales, $6.00 a dozen .
(^)Las tortillas stay stable this whole week, our three barrio tortilla companies and dealers have gotten together and will sell them at the same price. A dozen of tortillas could make it very difficult for you, since they come in all sizes, small tortillas $1.29 a pack, and larger tortillas @$1.50 a pack.
(^)Cheap beer, well don’t have much to say about that, only that beer could be good to your health. many don’t realize que beer has lots of good things in it. Now you say name one…ok, lets see………… ok you want another reason? Cheap beer stable at $3.65 a six pack, there do you want another one?
Ok raza there you have it for our barrio stock market. Now let’s go to our barrio want ads:
Items:
Stock no. 5421: two goats for sell, make offer.
Stock no. 4875: used tires for sell, only flat on the bottom, size 14, 15, 16 and 36 . make offer for the whole lot.
Stock no. 5261: used women clothing for sale, make offer.
Stock no. 8754: used car parts for sale.
Stock no. 3256: wanted a young woman for house work. Can move in an will pay a salary. Let me know.
Now here is our realtors report:
Well we final got it. We did try to buy that ocean front property in Arizona but realized it was only a song. Dang it. Anyhow we also found out que our barrio has an increase on apartment for rent compared to last year at this time. We also know that at the end or start of every month barrio members are on the move. Last year we discovered that 85 percent of the barrio members that move lost their deposit. One barrio landlord welcomes those that can’t pay rent to his apartment. Of course many have to sign a contract and many do waving their right to stick around an extra month without paying rent as the law allows. Pesse hejola.
Ok raza there we have it for this week’s barrio stock market report. For those that read this report we would like to remind que keep it tejano as long as we can, and our children will love us for the influences we have left behind, Gee I love myself..
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hola mi raza, is it good to be alive or what. First of all pad yourselves on the back for not drinking or going out. Kick yourself on the ass if you did. How many people do you think in the world wished they had it like we do? A bunch, I bet. Anyhow Christmas is just around the corner and we are or you should have placed all that stuff on layaway and we wouldn’t have this much to worry about.
This week we were allowed to visit a new restaurant just around the corner. I wonder sometime how people get into debt without doing an economic study on the impact this business will have in the hood. The main idea here is, is there enough money in the hood to keep such a fancy shop open. Enough though it’s across the street from our university, will our students, faculty, and employees have money to spend there ( just for the record, its closed down)?
First of all, l you need to know that just down the street is similar coffee shop was open, in which we have not visited due to the fact que we don’t have any money . But I wonder how long will they stay open? Our barrio is excited about it, but again it’s all about money. Even love and romances is about money. As we have reported previously que not too many taco stand and small restaurants don’t stay open to dam long, and you know why, its all about money. We are hoping or shall I say the owners of this establishment are hoping que the gringos in the hood and college population will support them and stay above water.
Oh well life goes on and now for that award winning barrio stock market:
Market symbols: (>) increase in price,(<) decrease in price, and(^) stable in price.
(>)Las empanadas took a sky hike this week, the price went up 25 % the highest it has ever been, the price jumped up to $.89 each. We think it’s because the holidays are just around the corner.
(^)Los taquitios stay pretty stable even with the high prices off everything, $1.45 each, coffee is extra.
(^)La barbacoa de cabeza has remained pretty stable now that the llama market has taken a step backwards. It has been known that the llama farms had some major damages done to them a few months back, which delay the opening of llama meat into our barrio market, La barbacoa ended $6.50 a lb.
(>)Los tamales also took a hike upward this week. Our tamale man told us que he walks around five to eight miles a day trying to sells his tamales, $6.00 a dozen .
(^)Las tortillas stay stable this whole week, our three barrio tortilla companies and dealers have gotten together and will sell them at the same price. A dozen of tortillas could make it very difficult for you, since they come in all sizes, small tortillas $1.29 a pack, and larger tortillas @$1.50 a pack.
(^)Cheap beer, well don’t have much to say about that, only that beer could be good to your health. many don’t realize que beer has lots of good things in it. Now you say name one…ok, lets see………… ok you want another reason? Cheap beer stable at $3.65 a six pack, there do you want another one?
Ok raza there you have it for our barrio stock market. Now let’s go to our barrio want ads:
Items:
Stock no. 5421: two goats for sell, make offer.
Stock no. 4875: used tires for sell, only flat on the bottom, size 14, 15, 16 and 36 . make offer for the whole lot.
Stock no. 5261: used women clothing for sale, make offer.
Stock no. 8754: used car parts for sale.
Stock no. 3256: wanted a young woman for house work. Can move in an will pay a salary. Let me know.
Now here is our realtors report:
Well we final got it. We did try to buy that ocean front property in Arizona but realized it was only a song. Dang it. Anyhow we also found out que our barrio has an increase on apartment for rent compared to last year at this time. We also know that at the end or start of every month barrio members are on the move. Last year we discovered that 85 percent of the barrio members that move lost their deposit. One barrio landlord welcomes those that can’t pay rent to his apartment. Of course many have to sign a contract and many do waving their right to stick around an extra month without paying rent as the law allows. Pesse hejola.
Ok raza there we have it for this week’s barrio stock market report. For those that read this report we would like to remind que keep it tejano as long as we can, and our children will love us for the influences we have left behind, Gee I love myself..
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
hejola report for 11032009
Westside warrior news network 11032009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am lewis mojo lewis and wondering why you all giving our creator lots of lip? Anyhow brothers and sisters can we just get along with each other since the holidays is just around the corner. Now for our headline news:
Three barrio members get busted for selling weeds.
Woman gets picked up by dump truck.
And finally la casa de Sandra burns down.
It seems que la commadre Juanita Gonzales was trying to use the bath room behind a dumpster , when a city truck came to lift the dumpster it fell and hit la commadre on the back and pinned her down for several hours. After los vato’s loco volunteer firefighters got there la commadre was in bad shape. After freeing her, she told them if they could take her to the mall . no charges will be filed.
It seems que some folks don’t understand or know what marijuana is. It seems que yesterday evening undercover cops busted three barrio members for selling some real expensive weed. That’s right folks weeds. It turns out that this three vato’s were selling real weed to lots of folks in the hood, but for the exception , the little chicken hawk, who put the finger on all three. It seems que this vatos were trying to sell esta Melissa hawk Garcia some mota but was not mota but weeds. All the vatos were arrested.
And finally a fire destroyed la casa de Sandra the house of pancakes yesterday morning. Los vato’s loco’s volunteer firefighters assisted in turning the fire off. There was lots of damage says one of los loco’s but there isn’t anything we can’t fix neither said the other loco. How the fire started says the main loco was a spark from a cigar que one of the cooks was smoking next to the butane tank, right outside the restaurant kitchen. There was no real injuries but several cats and dogs ran off with some slices of beef that the restaurant was trying to save from the fire.
Well as you can see folks thinks are really sparking down here, I am lewis mojo lewis.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am lewis mojo lewis and wondering why you all giving our creator lots of lip? Anyhow brothers and sisters can we just get along with each other since the holidays is just around the corner. Now for our headline news:
Three barrio members get busted for selling weeds.
Woman gets picked up by dump truck.
And finally la casa de Sandra burns down.
It seems que la commadre Juanita Gonzales was trying to use the bath room behind a dumpster , when a city truck came to lift the dumpster it fell and hit la commadre on the back and pinned her down for several hours. After los vato’s loco volunteer firefighters got there la commadre was in bad shape. After freeing her, she told them if they could take her to the mall . no charges will be filed.
It seems que some folks don’t understand or know what marijuana is. It seems que yesterday evening undercover cops busted three barrio members for selling some real expensive weed. That’s right folks weeds. It turns out that this three vato’s were selling real weed to lots of folks in the hood, but for the exception , the little chicken hawk, who put the finger on all three. It seems que this vatos were trying to sell esta Melissa hawk Garcia some mota but was not mota but weeds. All the vatos were arrested.
And finally a fire destroyed la casa de Sandra the house of pancakes yesterday morning. Los vato’s loco’s volunteer firefighters assisted in turning the fire off. There was lots of damage says one of los loco’s but there isn’t anything we can’t fix neither said the other loco. How the fire started says the main loco was a spark from a cigar que one of the cooks was smoking next to the butane tank, right outside the restaurant kitchen. There was no real injuries but several cats and dogs ran off with some slices of beef that the restaurant was trying to save from the fire.
Well as you can see folks thinks are really sparking down here, I am lewis mojo lewis.
Monday, November 2, 2009
hejola report for 11022009
Hejola report for 110209.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s barrio headline news, but before we get there, we would like to share our condolences to our creator girlfriend who’s step- father passed away Oct. 30, Mr. Arthur V. Newton, age 84, the little we knew about the man was that he serviced our country in the Navy. Now with headline news:
Barrio man has to spell in front of his dog.
El compadre to face owners of piggy bank he stole.
And finally, a proposed wall for Westside.
It seems que la gente in our side, that’s Westside have proposed to build a wall of some kind to make sure que no one that doesn’t belongs there goes there. Of course some of the residents are not very happy about this nor that. But they all seem to agree que there has to be some freaking way to monitor the folks coming and going. This matter will be review by the city fathers and mothers from east side.
It seems que our pets might be just as smart as we are and that’s the case del compadre y la comadre Javier and maria delapaz. It seems que this two folks can’t say anything in front of their dog due to fact que he went to training school. So now it’s easier just to spell words in front of him. La familia delapaz say que now they have more privacy.
And finally, el compadre Jimenez will face la familia lopez tomorrow. It seem s que el compadre was charged with stealing la familia lopez children piggy bank . what lead police to el compadre Jimenez was the i.o.u. note he left besides the piggy bank. El constable is not sure what other charges will be filed but he does know que the little piggy bank was not damaged.
Well folks as you can see its always happening here in the hood, keep it tejano and see you all Really really soon.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s barrio headline news, but before we get there, we would like to share our condolences to our creator girlfriend who’s step- father passed away Oct. 30, Mr. Arthur V. Newton, age 84, the little we knew about the man was that he serviced our country in the Navy. Now with headline news:
Barrio man has to spell in front of his dog.
El compadre to face owners of piggy bank he stole.
And finally, a proposed wall for Westside.
It seems que la gente in our side, that’s Westside have proposed to build a wall of some kind to make sure que no one that doesn’t belongs there goes there. Of course some of the residents are not very happy about this nor that. But they all seem to agree que there has to be some freaking way to monitor the folks coming and going. This matter will be review by the city fathers and mothers from east side.
It seems que our pets might be just as smart as we are and that’s the case del compadre y la comadre Javier and maria delapaz. It seems que this two folks can’t say anything in front of their dog due to fact que he went to training school. So now it’s easier just to spell words in front of him. La familia delapaz say que now they have more privacy.
And finally, el compadre Jimenez will face la familia lopez tomorrow. It seem s que el compadre was charged with stealing la familia lopez children piggy bank . what lead police to el compadre Jimenez was the i.o.u. note he left besides the piggy bank. El constable is not sure what other charges will be filed but he does know que the little piggy bank was not damaged.
Well folks as you can see its always happening here in the hood, keep it tejano and see you all Really really soon.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
westinghouse barrio mall reopened10282009
Re-Grand opening week for el Westinghouse barrio mall:conjunto dancelandCchwnn:10282009Kingsville,tx. Olla amigos como estan todos I am Gloria Guerra manager of our rebuild and remodel Westinghouse barrio mal. This coming Wednesday will be the grand opening and we are real excited. Here with me is our mascot THE Mall Mr. TURKEY. Si gobble gobble, and not only that gobble gobble and gobble. So make sure que you all gobble over here and now back to Gloria. Ok Mr., turkey. Now here is a break down of things to happen coming this Wednesday. First let’s go to our entertainment center next to the mall our new CONJUNTO DANCE LAND with our own conjunto gal, or guy not really sure, you don’t ask or don’t tell, new staff person Elva Gloria Ruiz. Si thank you Gloria, I am Elva G. Ruiz standing in front of our new Conjunto Dance land. We are expecting a large crowd this coming wed. so here is our lineup for this Wednesdays opening night: 6:00 pm opening ceremonies.6:30 to 8:00pm “LORENZO`S LLAMAS Y SU CONJUNTO”.8:15 to 10:00pm “Janie y Las Masotas”.10:15 to Midnight “Bucky Lopez from grupo 'Los tejano bucks” so as you can see raza we have lots of music and lots of things to give away anyhow I am Elva, and now from conjunto dance land back to Gloria at the mall. Si thank you Elva, our new conjunto music correspondent. Ok raza, that ‘s it for right now so we will be back later today with the rest of the story or next week depending on how much tejano I have left in me. I am Gloria Guerra on location at the new and improved Westinghouse barrio mall.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
hejola report for 10272009
Hejola report for 10272009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx hello again I am bill diaz back from a short vacation and now ready for business, and now for our award winning headline news:
La commadre arrested for intoxicated and annoying people.
La prima Benilde Ramon sues local health center.
And finally, vato steal bicycle and almost dies con bee stings.
It seems que ricky smittwich not knowning the barrio very well, stole a bicycle at the corner of wells and third street from la familia Martinez who by the way have chingos de killer bees in their backyard, well it seem que when ricky got on the stolen bicycle he took a short cut getaway and drove the bike right into the Martinez killer bee’s beehives. By the time they called 918, and los vato locos volunteer firefighters got there, they found him barely breathing, el constable tells us que he had been stung more than over 1000. Loco number one tells us que he was lucky que he was still alive. No charges will be filed.
For one major reason, Benilde Ramon will not be going back to St. Pauls medical health for treatment her epileptic seizures she gets once in awhile. The report we got was that she was complainting que the medication she got at the center was having chingos de side effects which she was getting more often than before. Furthermore, she felt que she had try herself into a lesbian and felt more like el compadre manuel, the man next door. The law suit is pending.
And finally, It seems que el constable cadena has been real busy this past few days con tantos drunks in the hood. This one call he got was from “La Commadre Luce taco stand” were la comandre Carmen Gonzales, unknown age (56) was arrested for allegedly being intoxicated and annoying customers as they came by the drive inn window to pick up orders to go. So once el constable got there he decided not to arrest him but decided to give her a ride home. But when she got home el compadre and his seven children insisted that she was drunk and should ashame of herself. So she decided to drive herself to the el constable office and demanded que el constablegive her a breathalyzer test as all eight relatives should there an watch. Well course we all know that she did not pass the test and el constable was forced to arrest her.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx hello again I am bill diaz back from a short vacation and now ready for business, and now for our award winning headline news:
La commadre arrested for intoxicated and annoying people.
La prima Benilde Ramon sues local health center.
And finally, vato steal bicycle and almost dies con bee stings.
It seems que ricky smittwich not knowning the barrio very well, stole a bicycle at the corner of wells and third street from la familia Martinez who by the way have chingos de killer bees in their backyard, well it seem que when ricky got on the stolen bicycle he took a short cut getaway and drove the bike right into the Martinez killer bee’s beehives. By the time they called 918, and los vato locos volunteer firefighters got there, they found him barely breathing, el constable tells us que he had been stung more than over 1000. Loco number one tells us que he was lucky que he was still alive. No charges will be filed.
For one major reason, Benilde Ramon will not be going back to St. Pauls medical health for treatment her epileptic seizures she gets once in awhile. The report we got was that she was complainting que the medication she got at the center was having chingos de side effects which she was getting more often than before. Furthermore, she felt que she had try herself into a lesbian and felt more like el compadre manuel, the man next door. The law suit is pending.
And finally, It seems que el constable cadena has been real busy this past few days con tantos drunks in the hood. This one call he got was from “La Commadre Luce taco stand” were la comandre Carmen Gonzales, unknown age (56) was arrested for allegedly being intoxicated and annoying customers as they came by the drive inn window to pick up orders to go. So once el constable got there he decided not to arrest him but decided to give her a ride home. But when she got home el compadre and his seven children insisted that she was drunk and should ashame of herself. So she decided to drive herself to the el constable office and demanded que el constablegive her a breathalyzer test as all eight relatives should there an watch. Well course we all know that she did not pass the test and el constable was forced to arrest her.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day.
Friday, October 23, 2009
barrio stock market report for 10232009
barrio stock market report for 10232009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx Now from our own barrio stock market office at the Westinghouse barrio mall here is our own vato, Urbano Yosabatodo.
Hello again raza. In the last few weeks we have stopped using heaveno, due to the fact that the guy who thinks he thought it up told us not to use it anymore. Ok buddy, we won’t, oh by the way heaveno to you too.
I feel better raza, you know It’s one of those things between being creative and not caring. Well we here and you there do care about everybody on here so god bless all of us. Now for the barrio stock market report:
Las empanadas: Las empanadas like everything else top a slight jump on price this past week. Not enough rain nor snow could have saved this season pineapples, pumpkins, and sweet potatoes. In addition ,some major stores are keying on this coming holidays to make up for any loses they have had this past few quarters. Las empanadas ended the week at $.70 cent each.
Los taquitios: Los taquitios stands come and go in the hood like we have reported in the pass. But for some reason this quarter the number of new taco stands have been limited. There are several reasons for that. One reason is that our city offical’s are trying to crack down on the number of businesss opening up on this side of the tracks. There has been a 39 percent increase on business opening up on this side of the tracks ranging from tacos stands to ice cone stands. Compared to a 2 percent increase across the tracks. El taquito market stands, stand a big chance of making a good showing this coming quarters of the year and will remain stable. Los taquitos ended the week at $1.45 each or 2 tacos for $1.89, a great deal raza, if you can find that one taco stand.
Las tortillas: Las tortilla market found itself in big trouble this past week. One of el hood tortilla makers had several folks picketing their front door. Several parents and folks were complaining to the tortillas company, that a large bunch of tortilla were still sticking together. At least 50 packets were brought back for exchange or their money back. Not good for business says a tortilla maker whose name we won’t mention (ramon hamon). Las tortillas ended the week at $1.25 cents to $1.60 a pack of 12 tortillas.
La barbacoa de cabeza: La barbacoa stood real firm all week on its prices and will remain pretty stable till end of the year. The hog and beef market has not been effected to much by the high price on gas. You do understand that if you take your little piggy to market, it will cost you some money, just to get there. La barbacoa ended the week at $6.50 a lbs, A slight jump from last week.
Cheap beer: Cheap beer will remain higher than ever, Now that many of la raza are not going out and spending mucho money, Cheap beer ended the week at $4.56 a six pack.
Barrio want ads:
#35645, used Christmas stuff for sale, make offer for the big box.
#385623, turkeys for sale, some real big ones and some real small, depending on how much you want to eat.
#74564, easter rabbits and easter chickens still for sale, some still have color on them.
#32548, used tejano clothing still for sale, tejano western shirts, pants, boots and belts, caps and some used underwear.
Barrio realtors report:
Mr. Pancho Gonzales tells us que he has portable taco stand for sale, it’s on a trailer and can be moved almost anywhere, just that it needs a few tires and a floor, and some window, and other minor repairs. Please contact el constable office for more information since it was impound a few months ago.
Well folks there you have it for this week raza and have a great weekend and remember if you drink do drive and if you don’t drink maybe you should start.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx Now from our own barrio stock market office at the Westinghouse barrio mall here is our own vato, Urbano Yosabatodo.
Hello again raza. In the last few weeks we have stopped using heaveno, due to the fact that the guy who thinks he thought it up told us not to use it anymore. Ok buddy, we won’t, oh by the way heaveno to you too.
I feel better raza, you know It’s one of those things between being creative and not caring. Well we here and you there do care about everybody on here so god bless all of us. Now for the barrio stock market report:
Las empanadas: Las empanadas like everything else top a slight jump on price this past week. Not enough rain nor snow could have saved this season pineapples, pumpkins, and sweet potatoes. In addition ,some major stores are keying on this coming holidays to make up for any loses they have had this past few quarters. Las empanadas ended the week at $.70 cent each.
Los taquitios: Los taquitios stands come and go in the hood like we have reported in the pass. But for some reason this quarter the number of new taco stands have been limited. There are several reasons for that. One reason is that our city offical’s are trying to crack down on the number of businesss opening up on this side of the tracks. There has been a 39 percent increase on business opening up on this side of the tracks ranging from tacos stands to ice cone stands. Compared to a 2 percent increase across the tracks. El taquito market stands, stand a big chance of making a good showing this coming quarters of the year and will remain stable. Los taquitos ended the week at $1.45 each or 2 tacos for $1.89, a great deal raza, if you can find that one taco stand.
Las tortillas: Las tortilla market found itself in big trouble this past week. One of el hood tortilla makers had several folks picketing their front door. Several parents and folks were complaining to the tortillas company, that a large bunch of tortilla were still sticking together. At least 50 packets were brought back for exchange or their money back. Not good for business says a tortilla maker whose name we won’t mention (ramon hamon). Las tortillas ended the week at $1.25 cents to $1.60 a pack of 12 tortillas.
La barbacoa de cabeza: La barbacoa stood real firm all week on its prices and will remain pretty stable till end of the year. The hog and beef market has not been effected to much by the high price on gas. You do understand that if you take your little piggy to market, it will cost you some money, just to get there. La barbacoa ended the week at $6.50 a lbs, A slight jump from last week.
Cheap beer: Cheap beer will remain higher than ever, Now that many of la raza are not going out and spending mucho money, Cheap beer ended the week at $4.56 a six pack.
Barrio want ads:
#35645, used Christmas stuff for sale, make offer for the big box.
#385623, turkeys for sale, some real big ones and some real small, depending on how much you want to eat.
#74564, easter rabbits and easter chickens still for sale, some still have color on them.
#32548, used tejano clothing still for sale, tejano western shirts, pants, boots and belts, caps and some used underwear.
Barrio realtors report:
Mr. Pancho Gonzales tells us que he has portable taco stand for sale, it’s on a trailer and can be moved almost anywhere, just that it needs a few tires and a floor, and some window, and other minor repairs. Please contact el constable office for more information since it was impound a few months ago.
Well folks there you have it for this week raza and have a great weekend and remember if you drink do drive and if you don’t drink maybe you should start.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
hejola report for10222009
Hejola report for 10222009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza como estan, well there has been chingos de action this past few days so lets get to our award winning barrio headline news.
barrio robber busted at st. paul’ medical center.
Barrio doctors tell us que increase of tapeworms.
And finally family feud kills several family members.
According to constable cadena report, he tells us que two barrio families that have been feuding for at ten years created a big ass ruckus late last night. It seems que la family Martinez killed la family Munoz’s cat, so when el senor found out he went over and shot la family Martinez prize winning pit bull. So when mr. Martinez found out he went over and shot mr. munoz and his oldest daughter. By the time el constable got there, several shots were fired at his barrio security force 666 and wounding at four of el constable staff. Furthermore before he could shoot el constable cadena, he manager to shoot el senor Martinez in the head several times, fatally wounding mr. Martinez. Charges are still pending due to the fact que no witness were alive to point out who fired the first shot.
In other odd news, Yesterday afternoon el doctor DR. CHON CHINGO CHON, medical leader for St. paul’s medical center gave Westside residents some real bad news at el barrio cruz rojo community center. He told the crowd of about 3 people que eating taco and other great Mexican dishes was a very serious matter for all off those that lived on our side of the tracks (Westside). He pointed out que some of those tapeworms grow inside many of us and can get up about 100 feet in length. He recommends que in order to prevent the little worms, he recommend eating more Chinese food, who by the way owns one right here at the Westinghouse barrio mall. At the same time he gave out discount cards to all the crowd. He plans on publishing his report in a view months con el Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter.
And finally, It seems que chuy Ruelas, age unknown (32), visited the st. paul’s medical center late last night as he fled from El Barrio taco stand #7 that he had robber. It seems que chuy was running through la comadre backyards and didn’t see la commadre Maria Munoz cloth line which knocked him down and fell into a dig right next to her back yard, causing him to tumble down the dig and into a big hole. In doing this he lost control of his gun and his stash, during his fall. When he reported to the medical center he had a broken left leg, right arm and a real serious burn around his neck. The staff at the medical center were very suspicious when they asked him on how he was going to pay, and he pulled out the deposit bag from el barrio taco stand #7. Staff then called 918 and contacted el constable cadena. Chuy was arrested at the medical center.
Ok raza, just to make an odd point, keep your cats and dogs locked up.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza como estan, well there has been chingos de action this past few days so lets get to our award winning barrio headline news.
barrio robber busted at st. paul’ medical center.
Barrio doctors tell us que increase of tapeworms.
And finally family feud kills several family members.
According to constable cadena report, he tells us que two barrio families that have been feuding for at ten years created a big ass ruckus late last night. It seems que la family Martinez killed la family Munoz’s cat, so when el senor found out he went over and shot la family Martinez prize winning pit bull. So when mr. Martinez found out he went over and shot mr. munoz and his oldest daughter. By the time el constable got there, several shots were fired at his barrio security force 666 and wounding at four of el constable staff. Furthermore before he could shoot el constable cadena, he manager to shoot el senor Martinez in the head several times, fatally wounding mr. Martinez. Charges are still pending due to the fact que no witness were alive to point out who fired the first shot.
In other odd news, Yesterday afternoon el doctor DR. CHON CHINGO CHON, medical leader for St. paul’s medical center gave Westside residents some real bad news at el barrio cruz rojo community center. He told the crowd of about 3 people que eating taco and other great Mexican dishes was a very serious matter for all off those that lived on our side of the tracks (Westside). He pointed out que some of those tapeworms grow inside many of us and can get up about 100 feet in length. He recommends que in order to prevent the little worms, he recommend eating more Chinese food, who by the way owns one right here at the Westinghouse barrio mall. At the same time he gave out discount cards to all the crowd. He plans on publishing his report in a view months con el Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter.
And finally, It seems que chuy Ruelas, age unknown (32), visited the st. paul’s medical center late last night as he fled from El Barrio taco stand #7 that he had robber. It seems que chuy was running through la comadre backyards and didn’t see la commadre Maria Munoz cloth line which knocked him down and fell into a dig right next to her back yard, causing him to tumble down the dig and into a big hole. In doing this he lost control of his gun and his stash, during his fall. When he reported to the medical center he had a broken left leg, right arm and a real serious burn around his neck. The staff at the medical center were very suspicious when they asked him on how he was going to pay, and he pulled out the deposit bag from el barrio taco stand #7. Staff then called 918 and contacted el constable cadena. Chuy was arrested at the medical center.
Ok raza, just to make an odd point, keep your cats and dogs locked up.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
the art pf giving awards 2009
Exclusive con Veronica “the art of giving awards” 2009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello my lady friend and how are we doing, I am your nightmare Veronica la lesbian. I have been given the task of doing research on this very important topic “the art of giving awards”?
In order to tackle this question we first need to know what an award is?
Awards are industrial instruments that provide workers with minimum protections and are continue to be an important tool for providing minimum entitlements and conditions such as sick leave, long service leave and fero awards and good deeds awards.
Now the numbers of different types of awards have different types of criteria and they can include different conditions. But the real issue is why do we have to give awards/
My of us, have gotten some kind of award and I am sure many have not. But lets say that you have 10 children, now is that an award? Hell,yea.
So the bottom line is awards are not important and I am sure many us wish we had gotten but in reality it really don’t matter. What is more important is that you are in good health and happy.
So for all those that that strive on working real hard to get that piece of paper with your name on it and the honor you got, great for you , now go get yourself a cheap frame and hand in your wall and when you move on, I am sure it will be stash in some box and label awards.
I am veronica la lesbian, but what do I know I am just make believe.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello my lady friend and how are we doing, I am your nightmare Veronica la lesbian. I have been given the task of doing research on this very important topic “the art of giving awards”?
In order to tackle this question we first need to know what an award is?
Awards are industrial instruments that provide workers with minimum protections and are continue to be an important tool for providing minimum entitlements and conditions such as sick leave, long service leave and fero awards and good deeds awards.
Now the numbers of different types of awards have different types of criteria and they can include different conditions. But the real issue is why do we have to give awards/
My of us, have gotten some kind of award and I am sure many have not. But lets say that you have 10 children, now is that an award? Hell,yea.
So the bottom line is awards are not important and I am sure many us wish we had gotten but in reality it really don’t matter. What is more important is that you are in good health and happy.
So for all those that that strive on working real hard to get that piece of paper with your name on it and the honor you got, great for you , now go get yourself a cheap frame and hand in your wall and when you move on, I am sure it will be stash in some box and label awards.
I am veronica la lesbian, but what do I know I am just make believe.
the art pf giving awards 2009
Exclusive con Veronica “the art of giving awards” 2009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello my lady friend and how are we doing, I am your nightmare Veronica la lesbian. I have been given the task of doing research on this very important topic “the art of giving awards”?
In order to tackle this question we first need to know what an award is?
Awards are industrial instruments that provide workers with minimum protections and are continue to be an important tool for providing minimum entitlements and conditions such as sick leave, long service leave and fero awards and good deeds awards.
Now the numbers of different types of awards have different types of criteria and they can include different conditions. But the real issue is why do we have to give awards/
My of us, have gotten some kind of award and I am sure many have not. But lets say that you have 10 children, now is that an award? Hell,yea.
So the bottom line is awards are not important and I am sure many us wish we had gotten but in reality it really don’t matter. What is more important is that you are in good health and happy.
So for all those that that strive on working real hard to get that piece of paper with your name on it and the honor you got, great for you , now go get yourself a cheap frame and hand in your wall and when you move on, I am sure it will be stash in some box and label awards.
I am veronica la lesbian, but what do I know I am just make believe.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello my lady friend and how are we doing, I am your nightmare Veronica la lesbian. I have been given the task of doing research on this very important topic “the art of giving awards”?
In order to tackle this question we first need to know what an award is?
Awards are industrial instruments that provide workers with minimum protections and are continue to be an important tool for providing minimum entitlements and conditions such as sick leave, long service leave and fero awards and good deeds awards.
Now the numbers of different types of awards have different types of criteria and they can include different conditions. But the real issue is why do we have to give awards/
My of us, have gotten some kind of award and I am sure many have not. But lets say that you have 10 children, now is that an award? Hell,yea.
So the bottom line is awards are not important and I am sure many us wish we had gotten but in reality it really don’t matter. What is more important is that you are in good health and happy.
So for all those that that strive on working real hard to get that piece of paper with your name on it and the honor you got, great for you , now go get yourself a cheap frame and hand in your wall and when you move on, I am sure it will be stash in some box and label awards.
I am veronica la lesbian, but what do I know I am just make believe.
hejola report for 10222009
Hejola report for 10222009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza como estan, well there has been chingos de action this past few days so lets get to our award winning barrio headline news.
barrio robber busted at st. paul’ medical center.
Barrio doctors tell us que increase of tapeworms.
And finally family feud kills several family members.
According to constable cadena report, he tells us que two barrio families that have been feuding for at ten years created a big ass ruckus late last night. It seems que la family Martinez killed la family Munoz’s cat, so when el senor found out he went over and shot la family Martinez prize winning pit bull. So when mr. Martinez found out he went over and shot mr. munoz and his oldest daughter. By the time el constable got there, several shots were fired at his barrio security force 666 and wounding at four of el constable staff. Furthermore before he could shoot el constable cadena, he manager to shoot el senor Martinez in the head several times, fatally wounding mr. Martinez. Charges are still pending due to the fact que no witness were alive to point out who fired the first shot.
In other odd news, Yesterday afternoon el doctor DR. CHON CHINGO CHON, medical leader for St. paul’s medical center gave Westside residents some real bad news at el barrio cruz rojo community center. He told the crowd of about 3 people que eating taco and other great Mexican dishes was a very serious matter for all off those that lived on our side of the tracks (Westside). He pointed out que some of those tapeworms grow inside many of us and can get up about 100 feet in length. He recommends que in order to prevent the little worms, he recommend eating more Chinese food, who by the way owns one right here at the Westinghouse barrio mall. At the same time he gave out discount cards to all the crowd. He plans on publishing his report in a view months con el Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter.
And finally, It seems que chuy Ruelas, age unknown (32), visited the st. paul’s medical center late last night as he fled from El Barrio taco stand #7 that he had robber. It seems que chuy was running through la comadre backyards and didn’t see la commadre Maria Munoz cloth line which knocked him down and fell into a dig right next to her back yard, causing him to tumble down the dig and into a big hole. In doing this he lost control of his gun and his stash, during his fall. When he reported to the medical center he had a broken left leg, right arm and a real serious burn around his neck. The staff at the medical center were very suspicious when they asked him on how he was going to pay, and he pulled out the deposit bag from el barrio taco stand #7. Staff then called 918 and contacted el constable cadena. Chuy was arrested at the medical center.
Ok raza, just to make an odd point, keep your cats and dogs locked up.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza como estan, well there has been chingos de action this past few days so lets get to our award winning barrio headline news.
barrio robber busted at st. paul’ medical center.
Barrio doctors tell us que increase of tapeworms.
And finally family feud kills several family members.
According to constable cadena report, he tells us que two barrio families that have been feuding for at ten years created a big ass ruckus late last night. It seems que la family Martinez killed la family Munoz’s cat, so when el senor found out he went over and shot la family Martinez prize winning pit bull. So when mr. Martinez found out he went over and shot mr. munoz and his oldest daughter. By the time el constable got there, several shots were fired at his barrio security force 666 and wounding at four of el constable staff. Furthermore before he could shoot el constable cadena, he manager to shoot el senor Martinez in the head several times, fatally wounding mr. Martinez. Charges are still pending due to the fact que no witness were alive to point out who fired the first shot.
In other odd news, Yesterday afternoon el doctor DR. CHON CHINGO CHON, medical leader for St. paul’s medical center gave Westside residents some real bad news at el barrio cruz rojo community center. He told the crowd of about 3 people que eating taco and other great Mexican dishes was a very serious matter for all off those that lived on our side of the tracks (Westside). He pointed out que some of those tapeworms grow inside many of us and can get up about 100 feet in length. He recommends que in order to prevent the little worms, he recommend eating more Chinese food, who by the way owns one right here at the Westinghouse barrio mall. At the same time he gave out discount cards to all the crowd. He plans on publishing his report in a view months con el Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter.
And finally, It seems que chuy Ruelas, age unknown (32), visited the st. paul’s medical center late last night as he fled from El Barrio taco stand #7 that he had robber. It seems que chuy was running through la comadre backyards and didn’t see la commadre Maria Munoz cloth line which knocked him down and fell into a dig right next to her back yard, causing him to tumble down the dig and into a big hole. In doing this he lost control of his gun and his stash, during his fall. When he reported to the medical center he had a broken left leg, right arm and a real serious burn around his neck. The staff at the medical center were very suspicious when they asked him on how he was going to pay, and he pulled out the deposit bag from el barrio taco stand #7. Staff then called 918 and contacted el constable cadena. Chuy was arrested at the medical center.
Ok raza, just to make an odd point, keep your cats and dogs locked up.
hejola report for 10212009
Hejola report for 10212009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan todos? Well if hard times have not hit your hood its just a matter of time. But for now let’s go to our award winning barrio headline news:
Two vato’s hold bingo players hostages.
Five arrested for doing a good deed.
And finally, la commadre Esmeral Quinones arrested for prostitution.
As our nation’s economy is in the down swing so is la commadre Quniones. El constable cadena arrested la commadre Esmeral Quniones age unknown last week at the corner of third and wells, for prostitution. It seems que she was giving oral sex to our barrio tamale stock market correspondent in exchange for insight information and a few dozens of tamales. She pleaded quilty today. She was sentenced to several weeks at our local barrio hold cell and fined $ 100 peso.
In other news,and Two barrio vatos held 32 people hostage for several hours as the constable cadena y su barrio 666 security surround the Monday “blue tennis bingo night” at our local barrio bingo house , were eventually tricked outside the by the their own bingo player hostages and were arrested, it seems that the bingo players convinced los dos vatos que they should change clothing and release them was their only shot. As the hostages were released the two vatos seemed to appear to be part of of the hostage bingo group bu the only problem was they were wearing army booths. Both were arrested as everyone pointed them out.
And finally, It seems que la commadre next door heard la commadre living next door screaming, so she and her four brothers quickly when over and beat up the 57 year old man who was with la commadre. It seemed que la commadre that was screaming was having consensual sex and that was good sex at that. El constable tells us que la commadre next door y su four brothers will be charged con assault, pesse hejola.
Ok raza there you have it. we have some real bad news today, our creator has just been informed que his girlfriend dump him and is real sad, if you have anyone in your life willing to share it with an old man please contact us asap.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan todos? Well if hard times have not hit your hood its just a matter of time. But for now let’s go to our award winning barrio headline news:
Two vato’s hold bingo players hostages.
Five arrested for doing a good deed.
And finally, la commadre Esmeral Quinones arrested for prostitution.
As our nation’s economy is in the down swing so is la commadre Quniones. El constable cadena arrested la commadre Esmeral Quniones age unknown last week at the corner of third and wells, for prostitution. It seems que she was giving oral sex to our barrio tamale stock market correspondent in exchange for insight information and a few dozens of tamales. She pleaded quilty today. She was sentenced to several weeks at our local barrio hold cell and fined $ 100 peso.
In other news,and Two barrio vatos held 32 people hostage for several hours as the constable cadena y su barrio 666 security surround the Monday “blue tennis bingo night” at our local barrio bingo house , were eventually tricked outside the by the their own bingo player hostages and were arrested, it seems that the bingo players convinced los dos vatos que they should change clothing and release them was their only shot. As the hostages were released the two vatos seemed to appear to be part of of the hostage bingo group bu the only problem was they were wearing army booths. Both were arrested as everyone pointed them out.
And finally, It seems que la commadre next door heard la commadre living next door screaming, so she and her four brothers quickly when over and beat up the 57 year old man who was with la commadre. It seemed que la commadre that was screaming was having consensual sex and that was good sex at that. El constable tells us que la commadre next door y su four brothers will be charged con assault, pesse hejola.
Ok raza there you have it. we have some real bad news today, our creator has just been informed que his girlfriend dump him and is real sad, if you have anyone in your life willing to share it with an old man please contact us asap.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
hejola report for 10202009
Hejola report for 10202009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Jonathon barrio, bill diaz has the day off. Besides being lock down for almost all day yesterday its good to breath again.But let’s go to our award winning barrio headline news:
Two men arrested for the murder of el ojo junior barrio private y panzone caliente.
Barrio braces for more anti-immigration rallies, and riots.
And West residents pissed off at city for not picking up trash.
After a whole bunch of months gone since we had heard anything about the investigation of the murder of this two barrio hero’s panzone caliente y el ojo junior barrio private sometime last year. Well there is good news based on our constable cadena tells us que two men and three dogs have been arrested in this case. We will have a special report on this sometime today.
In other news Westside residents are bracing themselves again for more anti- immigration rally and riots that came along this past weekend at the Westinghouse barrio mall. Several folks were arrested. It seems que la ranchos united have brought in a bunch of raza from other towns and cities to help out. The only good thing some far besides bring the attention to all this about illegal issue, is que esto people are spending chingos de money here in the hood. Some tell us que they sold out of everything possible.
And finally across the street from the anti immigration rally were barrio residents that weren’t too worried about the illegal but more worried about why the city has picked up their trask for several days. Tony Gonzales morales the leader of this group told us que now there was more trash con todo esto people in town . he tell us que it makes our Westside look like a storm hit it. We need our city fathers and mother to stop and smell the air. It smells like shit and we can’t live like this. The city spoke person did show up and promise the good folks from Westside que their trash would be pick up on a regular bases, starting next year.
Ok raza there you have and make sure an watch for our special on who shot panzone y el ojo junior.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Jonathon barrio, bill diaz has the day off. Besides being lock down for almost all day yesterday its good to breath again.But let’s go to our award winning barrio headline news:
Two men arrested for the murder of el ojo junior barrio private y panzone caliente.
Barrio braces for more anti-immigration rallies, and riots.
And West residents pissed off at city for not picking up trash.
After a whole bunch of months gone since we had heard anything about the investigation of the murder of this two barrio hero’s panzone caliente y el ojo junior barrio private sometime last year. Well there is good news based on our constable cadena tells us que two men and three dogs have been arrested in this case. We will have a special report on this sometime today.
In other news Westside residents are bracing themselves again for more anti- immigration rally and riots that came along this past weekend at the Westinghouse barrio mall. Several folks were arrested. It seems que la ranchos united have brought in a bunch of raza from other towns and cities to help out. The only good thing some far besides bring the attention to all this about illegal issue, is que esto people are spending chingos de money here in the hood. Some tell us que they sold out of everything possible.
And finally across the street from the anti immigration rally were barrio residents that weren’t too worried about the illegal but more worried about why the city has picked up their trask for several days. Tony Gonzales morales the leader of this group told us que now there was more trash con todo esto people in town . he tell us que it makes our Westside look like a storm hit it. We need our city fathers and mother to stop and smell the air. It smells like shit and we can’t live like this. The city spoke person did show up and promise the good folks from Westside que their trash would be pick up on a regular bases, starting next year.
Ok raza there you have and make sure an watch for our special on who shot panzone y el ojo junior.
Monday, October 19, 2009
hejola report from new york city 10182009
Hejola report for 10192009 from new york city.
Cchwnn.
New York, new York. Hello once again raza I am bill diaz con my twin brother Jonathon Barrios. As we prepare for that long trip back to Kingsville, We are excited about that. Anyhow lets go con mi brother and see what is the headline news for today:
Thanks pal, I am Jonathon barrio con today’s headline news:
cat show in the park brings law dogs out,
Increase of illegal aliens,
And hug somebody day .
Yesterday at our office here in NYC we have hug a person day. We went into the city and ask person if they didn’t mind if we gave them a big hug. Out of the ten folks we asked if we could give them a hug, none agreed to it. As a matter of fact five of the ten called the cops on us. Once the police arrived, we asked them if we could hug them and they told us que we must be from texas. We said we were.
In other news, nyc barrio report was submitted yesterday recording que a 100 % increase on illegal aliens have increased in the past few years. A group called somebody is watching you, told us que they didn’t want us to mention his name, and he told us que an increase of aliens had jump real high this past few months. Si, los Marions was the most increased group so far. When asked where and how they were getting here he didn’t want to talk about it.
And finally the first annual cat show we tried to put together in the park turned out to be a mad idea. We didn’t know que the local police were going to bring their police dogs, which made lots of the cats kind of nervous. It took at least three hours for cat owners to around there pets and by that time our park permit had expired. Oh well maybe next year.
Ok raza got to go for now, and one last word, I love this city .
Cchwnn.
New York, new York. Hello once again raza I am bill diaz con my twin brother Jonathon Barrios. As we prepare for that long trip back to Kingsville, We are excited about that. Anyhow lets go con mi brother and see what is the headline news for today:
Thanks pal, I am Jonathon barrio con today’s headline news:
cat show in the park brings law dogs out,
Increase of illegal aliens,
And hug somebody day .
Yesterday at our office here in NYC we have hug a person day. We went into the city and ask person if they didn’t mind if we gave them a big hug. Out of the ten folks we asked if we could give them a hug, none agreed to it. As a matter of fact five of the ten called the cops on us. Once the police arrived, we asked them if we could hug them and they told us que we must be from texas. We said we were.
In other news, nyc barrio report was submitted yesterday recording que a 100 % increase on illegal aliens have increased in the past few years. A group called somebody is watching you, told us que they didn’t want us to mention his name, and he told us que an increase of aliens had jump real high this past few months. Si, los Marions was the most increased group so far. When asked where and how they were getting here he didn’t want to talk about it.
And finally the first annual cat show we tried to put together in the park turned out to be a mad idea. We didn’t know que the local police were going to bring their police dogs, which made lots of the cats kind of nervous. It took at least three hours for cat owners to around there pets and by that time our park permit had expired. Oh well maybe next year.
Ok raza got to go for now, and one last word, I love this city .
Friday, October 16, 2009
barrio stock market report for 10162009
Barrio stock market report for 10162009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con today’s award winning stock market report.
It seems que barrio creditors have been having problems collecting this pasted few months says Manuel Gonzeles executive chief. Manuel Gonzalez, told this reporter, si raza many have not made their payments on time and it’s not good for barrio future. The credit costs remain high and are not expected to stay elevated for the foreseeable future in the consumer lending and barrio card services loan portfolios. However gonzales tells us que many of the barrio banks or credit unions are getting closer to the end of loan loss reserves, chinga. It should be a worry to all those that follow our barrio report.
Now for our report:
Tamales, have not seen el tamale man but we are sure que they still at $6.50 a dozen, up from last month.
Tortillas remained stable throughout this past months regardless if they stick to each other. Tortillas closed the week at $1.25 to $1.50 a dozen depending which brand you buy.
Empanadas, remained stable with a slight increase due to thanksgiving just around the corner, ended the month at $.65 each.
Baracoba de cabeza, ended the week at the highest in a few months, ended the month at $6.50 a pound.
Cheap beer took a slight raise this month and not as cheap as it was at last year at this time. Ended the week at $4. 59 a six pack.
Taquitos were up this week due to higher prices of beans and corn, taquitios ended the week at $1.45 each and coffe was extra.
BARRIO WANT ADS:
#349839: two tons of fun for sale, make offer.
#980878: eight ducks and 10 chickens still for sale.
#765433: used play commadrebarrio books, some pages stuck together, make offer for all ten books.
#478364: used tejano clothing for sale, jeans, shirts, belts, hats gone metro. Make offer.
BARRIO REALTORS REPORT:
There are several lots for sale at the end of third and well’s street. Lots have lots of trees and some still have homes on them. Willing to sell all the lots and will run off the residents now living there, oh by the way have not paid rent for several months.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con today’s award winning stock market report.
It seems que barrio creditors have been having problems collecting this pasted few months says Manuel Gonzeles executive chief. Manuel Gonzalez, told this reporter, si raza many have not made their payments on time and it’s not good for barrio future. The credit costs remain high and are not expected to stay elevated for the foreseeable future in the consumer lending and barrio card services loan portfolios. However gonzales tells us que many of the barrio banks or credit unions are getting closer to the end of loan loss reserves, chinga. It should be a worry to all those that follow our barrio report.
Now for our report:
Tamales, have not seen el tamale man but we are sure que they still at $6.50 a dozen, up from last month.
Tortillas remained stable throughout this past months regardless if they stick to each other. Tortillas closed the week at $1.25 to $1.50 a dozen depending which brand you buy.
Empanadas, remained stable with a slight increase due to thanksgiving just around the corner, ended the month at $.65 each.
Baracoba de cabeza, ended the week at the highest in a few months, ended the month at $6.50 a pound.
Cheap beer took a slight raise this month and not as cheap as it was at last year at this time. Ended the week at $4. 59 a six pack.
Taquitos were up this week due to higher prices of beans and corn, taquitios ended the week at $1.45 each and coffe was extra.
BARRIO WANT ADS:
#349839: two tons of fun for sale, make offer.
#980878: eight ducks and 10 chickens still for sale.
#765433: used play commadrebarrio books, some pages stuck together, make offer for all ten books.
#478364: used tejano clothing for sale, jeans, shirts, belts, hats gone metro. Make offer.
BARRIO REALTORS REPORT:
There are several lots for sale at the end of third and well’s street. Lots have lots of trees and some still have homes on them. Willing to sell all the lots and will run off the residents now living there, oh by the way have not paid rent for several months.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 10142009
westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 10142009.
Kingsville,tx.
Hello once again como estan, I am Gloria Guerra con this week awful mall report. I just don't know where to start. Lets see, ok, lets first start con el general fideo vermicelli that is at our main stage.
Si Gloria it was a great weekend and the concerts were great and all the bands showed up. Of course there was a slight delay con estos pincha clowns throwing food all over the places. But once that was under control the tejano bands here were great. Back to Gloria.
Ok now let’s go to alcardio samudio con his report from our damaged second floor of the mall.
Si Gloria you hit the nail right on the head, first of all veronica, who was covering this event is doing well here at the st. Paul's medical center, somehow she got hit on the head con a rubber plastic dildo that one clown threw at her. I am here at the second floor overlooking all the damage done here. First of all lets thank the constable and his 15 vatos and want to thank the Westside warrior residents con their help in controlling the riot here at the second floor. And finally I want to thank the students del "el ojo barrio private school" for helping in controlling this out of control clowns.
The spoken person for the clowns is not aviable at the moment due to the fact que he also got arrested. So Gloria is the final results de todo esa pedo, 27 persons got arrested, 12 were inquired and 7 were sent to a real hospital across the tracks for observation. The total damage of the second floor came of to $23, 789 pesos. So as you can see the damage was great. But all in all the hood or barrio members seemed to have had lots of funny kicking him or her clowns Asses. There are plans for next year’s clown fest to be held outside the mall instead of inside. You know Gloria que drinking is not good for you, especially if you are a clown.
Ok thanks al. our annual Barrio Easter recycle can hunt program when great. There were not major problems only one vato got slapped around by a bunch of folks. But once that was straighten out, the programs continued. The winners of this year’s who got the most can went to la familia Charles, con a total of 55 lbs of recycle cans, la familia Charles has 17 kids and 13 grandchildren, all were in attendance at this year’s recycle can hunt. All and all folks it went great.
Ok that is for now I am Gloria Guerra, have a great tejano day.
Kingsville,tx.
Hello once again como estan, I am Gloria Guerra con this week awful mall report. I just don't know where to start. Lets see, ok, lets first start con el general fideo vermicelli that is at our main stage.
Si Gloria it was a great weekend and the concerts were great and all the bands showed up. Of course there was a slight delay con estos pincha clowns throwing food all over the places. But once that was under control the tejano bands here were great. Back to Gloria.
Ok now let’s go to alcardio samudio con his report from our damaged second floor of the mall.
Si Gloria you hit the nail right on the head, first of all veronica, who was covering this event is doing well here at the st. Paul's medical center, somehow she got hit on the head con a rubber plastic dildo that one clown threw at her. I am here at the second floor overlooking all the damage done here. First of all lets thank the constable and his 15 vatos and want to thank the Westside warrior residents con their help in controlling the riot here at the second floor. And finally I want to thank the students del "el ojo barrio private school" for helping in controlling this out of control clowns.
The spoken person for the clowns is not aviable at the moment due to the fact que he also got arrested. So Gloria is the final results de todo esa pedo, 27 persons got arrested, 12 were inquired and 7 were sent to a real hospital across the tracks for observation. The total damage of the second floor came of to $23, 789 pesos. So as you can see the damage was great. But all in all the hood or barrio members seemed to have had lots of funny kicking him or her clowns Asses. There are plans for next year’s clown fest to be held outside the mall instead of inside. You know Gloria que drinking is not good for you, especially if you are a clown.
Ok thanks al. our annual Barrio Easter recycle can hunt program when great. There were not major problems only one vato got slapped around by a bunch of folks. But once that was straighten out, the programs continued. The winners of this year’s who got the most can went to la familia Charles, con a total of 55 lbs of recycle cans, la familia Charles has 17 kids and 13 grandchildren, all were in attendance at this year’s recycle can hunt. All and all folks it went great.
Ok that is for now I am Gloria Guerra, have a great tejano day.
hejola report for 10152009
Hejola report for 10152009.
Kingsville, TX.
Hello again I am bill Diaz con chingos de bad news. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Several barrio residents run over by their cars.
Barrio woman charged con endangering the welfare of her child.
And finally, the only barrio lawyer arrested for public intoxication.
It seems que John Carrington Torres; barrio attorney was arrested yesterday after el constable cadena found him sleeping off an apparently heavy night of partying and drinking. Mr. Torres was discovered in a neighbor’s yard, his head and half his body inside a garbage can that was tipped over on its side, with his two legs sticking out, his pants was half on and was not wearing a shirt, and not wearing any shoes. Charges will be filed.
It seems que Judy Kimberly Villarreal, was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after she let her daughter ride on top of their van. El constable cadena tells us que la senora villarreal was drunk and need her daughter to get on top of the van so she could give her directions and if she was still on the road on their way home.
In other news, it seems que bad luck is the only luck Juan Pena had last week when several of his relatives were either killed or injured by their own cars.
His first cousin Juan Pena Munoz, age unknown shifted his car into reverse, thinking it was in park, and fell out the driver’s door and ran him over, he was pronounced dead at this own back yard.
His second cousin Irma Pena Gomez, age 42, ran over herself after falling out of her suv as she tried to reach the controls of the access fence at her gated community. She suffered a broken left leg and a broken right arm.
And finally, his third cousin Pat Pena Lopez Morgan was killed when she left her stalled car in “drive” while she crawled underneath it to determine why it wouldn’t start. Pat, accidentally triggered the starter with a 12 inch screwdriver, and the car drove over her. She was also pronounced dead at her home.
Ok raza there you have and have a great tejano day.
Kingsville, TX.
Hello again I am bill Diaz con chingos de bad news. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Several barrio residents run over by their cars.
Barrio woman charged con endangering the welfare of her child.
And finally, the only barrio lawyer arrested for public intoxication.
It seems que John Carrington Torres; barrio attorney was arrested yesterday after el constable cadena found him sleeping off an apparently heavy night of partying and drinking. Mr. Torres was discovered in a neighbor’s yard, his head and half his body inside a garbage can that was tipped over on its side, with his two legs sticking out, his pants was half on and was not wearing a shirt, and not wearing any shoes. Charges will be filed.
It seems que Judy Kimberly Villarreal, was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after she let her daughter ride on top of their van. El constable cadena tells us que la senora villarreal was drunk and need her daughter to get on top of the van so she could give her directions and if she was still on the road on their way home.
In other news, it seems que bad luck is the only luck Juan Pena had last week when several of his relatives were either killed or injured by their own cars.
His first cousin Juan Pena Munoz, age unknown shifted his car into reverse, thinking it was in park, and fell out the driver’s door and ran him over, he was pronounced dead at this own back yard.
His second cousin Irma Pena Gomez, age 42, ran over herself after falling out of her suv as she tried to reach the controls of the access fence at her gated community. She suffered a broken left leg and a broken right arm.
And finally, his third cousin Pat Pena Lopez Morgan was killed when she left her stalled car in “drive” while she crawled underneath it to determine why it wouldn’t start. Pat, accidentally triggered the starter with a 12 inch screwdriver, and the car drove over her. She was also pronounced dead at her home.
Ok raza there you have and have a great tejano day.
Friday, October 9, 2009
westinghouse barrio boxing matches for 10102009
Westinghouse barrio mall for 10102009.
Como estans I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s Commader boxing matches for this weekend:
Match one:
1.Representing chicano cable hot wired news network :
Lamar23.
Vs.
8.Representing los ranchos de south:
Norma de bishop.
Match two:
2.Representing Defenzor:
Maria la vandia.
Vs.
7.Representing gringas bits and pic:
Gringra con ganas.
Match three:
3.Representing Al’sBuena gente :
La BBQ.
Vs.
6.Representing pocho.com;
carmen e.
Match four:
4. Representing la onda tejana Journey:
Lazymuggyo.
Vs.
5.Representing tejanodawghouse:
Tinnita with a V.
The result will be announced next week on report. Hang in there commadre.
Como estans I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s Commader boxing matches for this weekend:
Match one:
1.Representing chicano cable hot wired news network :
Lamar23.
Vs.
8.Representing los ranchos de south:
Norma de bishop.
Match two:
2.Representing Defenzor:
Maria la vandia.
Vs.
7.Representing gringas bits and pic:
Gringra con ganas.
Match three:
3.Representing Al’sBuena gente :
La BBQ.
Vs.
6.Representing pocho.com;
carmen e.
Match four:
4. Representing la onda tejana Journey:
Lazymuggyo.
Vs.
5.Representing tejanodawghouse:
Tinnita with a V.
The result will be announced next week on report. Hang in there commadre.
barrio stock market report for 10092009
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now here is our man of the hour urbano yosabatodo.
Hello again mi raza como estan todos los big spenders?
Well the weekend came to us a little early but who cares lets party all night, but just to let you all know that our creator Daniel has been real ill and not been creative at all lately.
Anyhow here are some interesting facts for you all:
Man does not live alone on love. But you sure can try.
To be married and not be in love is one thing but to be in love and not married that’s the way it should be.
And finally a man does not know what he has until its gone.
Now for our award winning stock market report:
Los tamales: Since winter is just around the corner el tamale guy is on the move again and has told us que lost tamales will go up for sure. The price of tamales is expected to go up to about $6.50 to $7.00 a dozen. In the west coast it wouldn’t surprise us que a tamale will cost you almost $1.50 each. So if you are aware of anyone or any store selling tamales, we recommended que you buy now buy, buy ,buy,now raza at a lower price. Tamales ended the week at $5.25 a dozen.
Los taquitos: Los taquitos remainded stable all this month and as we end the third quarter of the year at $1.45 each and coffee will be extra in some places. How many refills can a person get? Lost taquitos ended the week at $1.10 each in some small hood taco stands.
Las empanadas: Las empanadas market is the only market that has remained stable all year. Even with the lack of rain the price didn’t really go up that much. So if you have any idea on the price of empanadas in your hood let us know, empanadas ended the week at $.75 each.
Las tortillas: As you already know que this week a bunch of families had a rally in front of several tortilla barrio companies complaining about tortilla being purchased , are turning out stuck to each other. Well its seemed that this week a majority of tortilla companies have made some big changes in product. Las tortillas remained stable at $1.25 a dozen .
And finally cheap beer remains on a raise. It seems que it jumped from $3.65 a six pack to $4.65 a six pack oh well.
Barrio want Ads:
#897656: used women underwear all sizes. Make bid for whole stock.
#456754: used tires all sizes from 14 to 22, if you need a special style give us two or three days to see if we can find some on someone’s car.
#98766: lots of easter chickens and ducks left over from this past easter, some still have some color on them but in good shape. Make offer.
#87650: we have 10 hola hoops still on stock make offer.
Barrio realtors report:
We have a small lot on the corner of third and well’s street for sale. The owner tells us que he is willing to move the lot to where you want it to be. Contact Bernie Benoverankissme.
Ok raza there you have it for today, have a great cool evening and remember keep it tejano.
Kingsville,tx. Now here is our man of the hour urbano yosabatodo.
Hello again mi raza como estan todos los big spenders?
Well the weekend came to us a little early but who cares lets party all night, but just to let you all know that our creator Daniel has been real ill and not been creative at all lately.
Anyhow here are some interesting facts for you all:
Man does not live alone on love. But you sure can try.
To be married and not be in love is one thing but to be in love and not married that’s the way it should be.
And finally a man does not know what he has until its gone.
Now for our award winning stock market report:
Los tamales: Since winter is just around the corner el tamale guy is on the move again and has told us que lost tamales will go up for sure. The price of tamales is expected to go up to about $6.50 to $7.00 a dozen. In the west coast it wouldn’t surprise us que a tamale will cost you almost $1.50 each. So if you are aware of anyone or any store selling tamales, we recommended que you buy now buy, buy ,buy,now raza at a lower price. Tamales ended the week at $5.25 a dozen.
Los taquitos: Los taquitos remainded stable all this month and as we end the third quarter of the year at $1.45 each and coffee will be extra in some places. How many refills can a person get? Lost taquitos ended the week at $1.10 each in some small hood taco stands.
Las empanadas: Las empanadas market is the only market that has remained stable all year. Even with the lack of rain the price didn’t really go up that much. So if you have any idea on the price of empanadas in your hood let us know, empanadas ended the week at $.75 each.
Las tortillas: As you already know que this week a bunch of families had a rally in front of several tortilla barrio companies complaining about tortilla being purchased , are turning out stuck to each other. Well its seemed that this week a majority of tortilla companies have made some big changes in product. Las tortillas remained stable at $1.25 a dozen .
And finally cheap beer remains on a raise. It seems que it jumped from $3.65 a six pack to $4.65 a six pack oh well.
Barrio want Ads:
#897656: used women underwear all sizes. Make bid for whole stock.
#456754: used tires all sizes from 14 to 22, if you need a special style give us two or three days to see if we can find some on someone’s car.
#98766: lots of easter chickens and ducks left over from this past easter, some still have some color on them but in good shape. Make offer.
#87650: we have 10 hola hoops still on stock make offer.
Barrio realtors report:
We have a small lot on the corner of third and well’s street for sale. The owner tells us que he is willing to move the lot to where you want it to be. Contact Bernie Benoverankissme.
Ok raza there you have it for today, have a great cool evening and remember keep it tejano.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
hejola report for 10082009
hejola report for 10082009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. now from inside the hood somewhere over the rainbow is david duran. Hola raza como estan? Well now let’s go to our award winning barrio headline news:
Loco vato arrested on glue,
Barrio residents fires shots at county treasurer office,
And honest vato arrested for DUI..
Constable cadena yesterday charged J.p. perez, with several DUI-related offenses. It seems que Mr. Perez, allegedly smashed into a mesquite tree and then tried to leave the scence and drove into a lamppost, then unquestioningly drove himself to the el barrio constable police station to report the accidents. However, once questioned, constable cadena arrested mr. Perez for not having a driver's license nor registration and refused to take a blood-alcohol test. By the way the family who owned the mesquite tree are going to sue mr. Perez for damage done to the oldest mesquite tree in the county.
Several bullets were fired through the office window of county Treasurer Margie Henderson whose’s office is located across the tracks. It seems que lots of people are getting tired and growing displeasure at the delays in her office's tax-appeal hearings. It seems que there is at least twenty –two barrio families hearing are pending. Ms. Henderson told us que ,"Don't they, the vandals, realize it's going to make their tax bills [even] higher when we have to replace these windows?" she is offering a small reward for any information leading to the arrest of this vandals or just call your local “let me put the finger on you” this group can be found in your hood.
And finally Edward Gonzales , 25, was arrested yesterday morning at our local glue factory. It seems mr. Gonzales, according to constable cadena report, as Gonzales stopped to sniff some of the glue he was stealing, he somehow knocked over two large glass containers,spilling their contents. When owners of the factory arrived to work, they found mr. Gonazles sitting immobile, glued to the floor. Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were called to assist in freeding mr Gonzales . and once released he was taken to jail along con some samples of the glue. The constable cadena is still looking for those samples that the vato loco’s took.
Ok folks that is it for today, I am david duran
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. now from inside the hood somewhere over the rainbow is david duran. Hola raza como estan? Well now let’s go to our award winning barrio headline news:
Loco vato arrested on glue,
Barrio residents fires shots at county treasurer office,
And honest vato arrested for DUI..
Constable cadena yesterday charged J.p. perez, with several DUI-related offenses. It seems que Mr. Perez, allegedly smashed into a mesquite tree and then tried to leave the scence and drove into a lamppost, then unquestioningly drove himself to the el barrio constable police station to report the accidents. However, once questioned, constable cadena arrested mr. Perez for not having a driver's license nor registration and refused to take a blood-alcohol test. By the way the family who owned the mesquite tree are going to sue mr. Perez for damage done to the oldest mesquite tree in the county.
Several bullets were fired through the office window of county Treasurer Margie Henderson whose’s office is located across the tracks. It seems que lots of people are getting tired and growing displeasure at the delays in her office's tax-appeal hearings. It seems que there is at least twenty –two barrio families hearing are pending. Ms. Henderson told us que ,"Don't they, the vandals, realize it's going to make their tax bills [even] higher when we have to replace these windows?" she is offering a small reward for any information leading to the arrest of this vandals or just call your local “let me put the finger on you” this group can be found in your hood.
And finally Edward Gonzales , 25, was arrested yesterday morning at our local glue factory. It seems mr. Gonzales, according to constable cadena report, as Gonzales stopped to sniff some of the glue he was stealing, he somehow knocked over two large glass containers,spilling their contents. When owners of the factory arrived to work, they found mr. Gonazles sitting immobile, glued to the floor. Los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were called to assist in freeding mr Gonzales . and once released he was taken to jail along con some samples of the glue. The constable cadena is still looking for those samples that the vato loco’s took.
Ok folks that is it for today, I am david duran
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
paris del helles daily 10062009
hejolia report from paris, france : paris del helles daily 10062009.
Cchwnn.
Paris, france: hello once again I am general fideo vermicelle here at our command post in kingsville tx.
Now let us go to paris, france and our correspondent francisco delgado de gaulle.
Hell for the “Paris del helles daily” I am Francisco Delgado de Gaulle correspondent from Paris France.
Now to all my french connection here is our daily headline news:
Bonjour encore de Paris France, je suis francisco de Sr, journaliste de nouvelles. j'ai habité à Paris maintenant pendant presque une année. nous démuni avons fait rapport à beaucoup sur les bases quotidiennes mais avons visité un bon nombre d'emplacements passionnants. nous espérons que si n'importe qui de vous viennent jamais à Paris veuillez venir chez nous. espérez ainsi que tout le monde fait bien et plan pour être à la maison bientôt de Paris France, je suis sr.francisco. now back to fideo in Kingsville tx.
Ok frank and thanks for those nice French words, HUH I think. ok now for our headline news :
Three horse and buggy owners get fine in the hood,
Two commadres get arrested after fight in from of our command post,
And finally country pancho and county Leroy back in town.
Yesterday afternoon our creator Daniel told us que country pancho and county Leroy have signed an agreement to do a musical video for our productions. The song they plan on recording is still pending from which cd they plan to use. They have two cd’s out, “two vatos on the prowl” or two vatos lost in black hills”. After the meeting planned for this weekend we sure hope que them two boys really stick with this project and get this video done.
In other news two commadres were arrested in front of our command post. It seems que one of the commands that has been with a group protesting needed to go to the bathroom. So she just went around the corner of our office and while doing that, the people next door husband somehow got a glimpse of la commadre with her pants down and taking a leak in their back yard .
Now this is where the trouble started. La commadre that lives next door saw el compadre watching that exciting moment que she thought que the other commadre was doing it for him to see her, in which la commadre didn’t realize que el compadre was looking. Well la commadre went and grab la command while she was peeping by the hair and drag here all over the yard, until she la commadre managed to stand up and strap it on con la orta commarde. By the time el constable cadena managed to there, the folks had already broken the fight up and both commadres had to go to the st. pauls medical center for treatment . No charges will be file against neither of them.
And finally, the barrio fathers and mothers are reconsidering on recalling that special law they just passed last week. In which barrio folks can get horse and buggy permits. Well as you might recall que at least 15 permits were issued this week and already three of those horse and buggies have had several accidents in the hood. One of the owners of the horse and buggy told us que the barrio fathers and mothers should not recall this order and give it a changes. The three horse and buggies that were involved in those accidents did not hurt anyone or any of the animals. It was an accident says one of the owners. We don’t have too much details on that yet but are hoping to keep an eye on this matter.
Ok raza got to go and a big shout out to JV VILLANUVEA FROM ALICE TX. AND HAVE A GREAT DAY RAZA AND REMMEVER STAY TEJANO.
Cchwnn.
Paris, france: hello once again I am general fideo vermicelle here at our command post in kingsville tx.
Now let us go to paris, france and our correspondent francisco delgado de gaulle.
Hell for the “Paris del helles daily” I am Francisco Delgado de Gaulle correspondent from Paris France.
Now to all my french connection here is our daily headline news:
Bonjour encore de Paris France, je suis francisco de Sr, journaliste de nouvelles. j'ai habité à Paris maintenant pendant presque une année. nous démuni avons fait rapport à beaucoup sur les bases quotidiennes mais avons visité un bon nombre d'emplacements passionnants. nous espérons que si n'importe qui de vous viennent jamais à Paris veuillez venir chez nous. espérez ainsi que tout le monde fait bien et plan pour être à la maison bientôt de Paris France, je suis sr.francisco. now back to fideo in Kingsville tx.
Ok frank and thanks for those nice French words, HUH I think. ok now for our headline news :
Three horse and buggy owners get fine in the hood,
Two commadres get arrested after fight in from of our command post,
And finally country pancho and county Leroy back in town.
Yesterday afternoon our creator Daniel told us que country pancho and county Leroy have signed an agreement to do a musical video for our productions. The song they plan on recording is still pending from which cd they plan to use. They have two cd’s out, “two vatos on the prowl” or two vatos lost in black hills”. After the meeting planned for this weekend we sure hope que them two boys really stick with this project and get this video done.
In other news two commadres were arrested in front of our command post. It seems que one of the commands that has been with a group protesting needed to go to the bathroom. So she just went around the corner of our office and while doing that, the people next door husband somehow got a glimpse of la commadre with her pants down and taking a leak in their back yard .
Now this is where the trouble started. La commadre that lives next door saw el compadre watching that exciting moment que she thought que the other commadre was doing it for him to see her, in which la commadre didn’t realize que el compadre was looking. Well la commadre went and grab la command while she was peeping by the hair and drag here all over the yard, until she la commadre managed to stand up and strap it on con la orta commarde. By the time el constable cadena managed to there, the folks had already broken the fight up and both commadres had to go to the st. pauls medical center for treatment . No charges will be file against neither of them.
And finally, the barrio fathers and mothers are reconsidering on recalling that special law they just passed last week. In which barrio folks can get horse and buggy permits. Well as you might recall que at least 15 permits were issued this week and already three of those horse and buggies have had several accidents in the hood. One of the owners of the horse and buggy told us que the barrio fathers and mothers should not recall this order and give it a changes. The three horse and buggies that were involved in those accidents did not hurt anyone or any of the animals. It was an accident says one of the owners. We don’t have too much details on that yet but are hoping to keep an eye on this matter.
Ok raza got to go and a big shout out to JV VILLANUVEA FROM ALICE TX. AND HAVE A GREAT DAY RAZA AND REMMEVER STAY TEJANO.
Monday, October 5, 2009
hejola report for 10072009
Hejolia report for 10072009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.
Now from our command post here is our creator Daniel Lopez.
Once again raza I come out of my darkest room just to say que we are back from a real serious flu and out for a week. But once again, we are planning to do some major changes sometime this week. As you might already know que La Chi’na Cano de china Nuevo Leon has been our host a few times and we thank her for her assistances and leadership here. But sometime this week la china will be leaving on assignment. So with that on mind let’s go con la china Cano.
Hello again raza, well there you have it. What can I say, when Daniel tells us que we are on the move, we are on that move. But for now let’s go to our headline news for today:
Horse and buggy permits are on the increase,
Three vato’s get busted while watching a fight at the mall
And finally la tortilla war of 2005 continues:
Yesterday afternoon several groups of people continue to protest and parade in front of our command posting. This all came about on our investigating reporting on how bad las tortillas are being made here in the hood. A few weeks ago we reported que a majority of las tortillas have been found stuck to each other and not been able to eat then nor enjoy them. Several threats had been made to us by mail and email and by phone . So now we have hired el ojo barrio private to keep guard over our center. More detail on a press release we plan on doing sometime this week.
In other news we had the opportunity to witness the arrest of several vato’s at the mall. It seems que esto had warrants out for them already and must had forgotten about them. Anyhow somehow one of the community members of LET ME PUT THE FINGER ON YOU committee saw them there and called the real cops from across the tracks. Si says EL grodo Munoz, we love to put the finger on people and we do a darn good job of it. And these three vato’s had been wanted for at least several months and we got them. So raza if you have a warrant or doing something wrong we are going to get you or stay home.
And finally this past week on our side of the tracks, at our city hall room told us que at least seventeen horse and buggy permits had been approved for operations here on our side of the tracks. Yes said Mario Monster que its seem que los few taxi owners have agreed to convert their taxis into the old horse and buggy services since the price of gas has gone up here in the hood. The $1000.00 permit fee will include the hoods part of sweeping up la caca que los horse might leave behind.
Oh by the way the city is looking for a few good men or women who love to sweep caca up. Passed EXPERNICE is needed for this job. So if you or you know somebody que loves to sweep caca contact us at our command post. Ok that all raza. THANKS AGAIN .
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.
Now from our command post here is our creator Daniel Lopez.
Once again raza I come out of my darkest room just to say que we are back from a real serious flu and out for a week. But once again, we are planning to do some major changes sometime this week. As you might already know que La Chi’na Cano de china Nuevo Leon has been our host a few times and we thank her for her assistances and leadership here. But sometime this week la china will be leaving on assignment. So with that on mind let’s go con la china Cano.
Hello again raza, well there you have it. What can I say, when Daniel tells us que we are on the move, we are on that move. But for now let’s go to our headline news for today:
Horse and buggy permits are on the increase,
Three vato’s get busted while watching a fight at the mall
And finally la tortilla war of 2005 continues:
Yesterday afternoon several groups of people continue to protest and parade in front of our command posting. This all came about on our investigating reporting on how bad las tortillas are being made here in the hood. A few weeks ago we reported que a majority of las tortillas have been found stuck to each other and not been able to eat then nor enjoy them. Several threats had been made to us by mail and email and by phone . So now we have hired el ojo barrio private to keep guard over our center. More detail on a press release we plan on doing sometime this week.
In other news we had the opportunity to witness the arrest of several vato’s at the mall. It seems que esto had warrants out for them already and must had forgotten about them. Anyhow somehow one of the community members of LET ME PUT THE FINGER ON YOU committee saw them there and called the real cops from across the tracks. Si says EL grodo Munoz, we love to put the finger on people and we do a darn good job of it. And these three vato’s had been wanted for at least several months and we got them. So raza if you have a warrant or doing something wrong we are going to get you or stay home.
And finally this past week on our side of the tracks, at our city hall room told us que at least seventeen horse and buggy permits had been approved for operations here on our side of the tracks. Yes said Mario Monster que its seem que los few taxi owners have agreed to convert their taxis into the old horse and buggy services since the price of gas has gone up here in the hood. The $1000.00 permit fee will include the hoods part of sweeping up la caca que los horse might leave behind.
Oh by the way the city is looking for a few good men or women who love to sweep caca up. Passed EXPERNICE is needed for this job. So if you or you know somebody que loves to sweep caca contact us at our command post. Ok that all raza. THANKS AGAIN .
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