CCHWNN: WESTSIDE WARRIOR NEWS 12022009 the beginning.
Kingsville, tx. hello once again raza i come from behind the smokey room and foggy eyes to let you know que we have been under extreme pressure from our minority groups que we don’t have a black staff person or black news back in 2006. This pressure has forced me to create a black staff person from our hood. The new staff person is LEWIS MOJO LEWIS, will have the ” west side warrior report” on things that have been happening here on the same side of the tracks, but in the dark side of town.… and starting today we will provide a special edition on the west side warrior news, and now I leave you from our side of the tracks, I am daniel lopez, creator.
Mr. Lewis Mojo Lewis has a college degree in speech and in history and is a specialist in Ebonics, who wrote the book ” ebonics, why not you”. Now here he is : I am Lewis Mojo Lewis with the “west side warrior news”;
Bbarrio Prostitutes Lobby protection against discrimination, and un fair taxation.
Ebonics the official barrio language.
And finally Bo Jack’s Slavor expands .
It was reported today que over 30 Prostitutes Lobbied our barrio founders and constable cadena for more protection against discrimination, and asking the westside fathers and mothers to lift the laws that forces prostitutes to pay a tax on their sexual activites. The group insists on having a tax free income on Šex and other things they do for money. The west side founders took a stand behind them saying, “that they will meet with each and every one of you, to discuss this matter”.
A small crew or number of black westside residents , informed “the westside warriors news” que they were thinking of asking the westside founding fathers and mothers to see if they could make Ebonics the barrio offcial language. This would make all stores and shops to post their information in ebonics.
a raza was not to happy with this move since la raza had been trying to get some of the public signs in spanish. Now con this request should make our next barrio city hall meeting very interesting.
And finally mr. Bo Jack’s Slavor owner of “Slavor B-B- Q” has just signed a contract to open his second location at the westinghouse barrio mall. This will be his number two restaurants will feature his entire classic menu…. we are very excited to be here at the Westinghouse barrio mall. So come on down and enjoy our fine meals on wheels.
ok blood there we have it the first report from ” west side warrior news” and you all have a great day.
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