hejola report for 10272009

Hejola report for 10272009.
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Kingsville,tx hello again I am bill diaz back from a short vacation and now ready for business, and now for our award winning headline news:
La commadre arrested for intoxicated and annoying people.
La prima Benilde Ramon sues local health center.
And finally, vato steal bicycle and almost dies con bee stings.
It seems que ricky smittwich not knowning the barrio very well, stole a bicycle at the corner of wells and third street from la familia Martinez who by the way have chingos de killer bees in their backyard, well it seem que when ricky got on the stolen bicycle he took a short cut getaway and drove the bike right into the Martinez killer bee’s beehives. By the time they called 918, and los vato locos volunteer firefighters got there, they found him barely breathing, el constable tells us que he had been stung more than over 1000. Loco number one tells us que he was lucky que he was still alive. No charges will be filed.
For one major reason, Benilde Ramon will not be going back to St. Pauls medical health for treatment her epileptic seizures she gets once in awhile. The report we got was that she was complainting que the medication she got at the center was having chingos de side effects which she was getting more often than before. Furthermore, she felt que she had try herself into a lesbian and felt more like el compadre manuel, the man next door. The law suit is pending.
And finally, It seems que el constable cadena has been real busy this past few days con tantos drunks in the hood. This one call he got was from “La Commadre Luce taco stand” were la comandre Carmen Gonzales, unknown age (56) was arrested for allegedly being intoxicated and annoying customers as they came by the drive inn window to pick up orders to go. So once el constable got there he decided not to arrest him but decided to give her a ride home. But when she got home el compadre and his seven children insisted that she was drunk and should ashame of herself. So she decided to drive herself to the el constable office and demanded que el constablegive her a breathalyzer test as all eight relatives should there an watch. Well course we all know that she did not pass the test and el constable was forced to arrest her.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day.