hejola report for 09282011

Hejola report for 09282011.
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Kingsville, TX. Hello again sport fans, I am Frankie tuxedo Zuniga con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Pedro Gomez indicted.
Barrio task force 666 officer fired.
And finally barrio resident arrested and fined.
Lisa Vela was arrested after she had passed out inside the Westinghouse barrio mall when she was discovered stealing women’s underwear. When confronted by mall security guards, she boo-boo-poo-poo in her pants and passed out. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way she will be required to come and clean up the chit she left behind.
In other news, Yesterday el constable told a group of concern citizens’ que Juanita Luna, better known as Deputy barrio Dog Luna, was fired for quietly after he adding barrio residents to a barrio hot check list. El constable told us que esta vato was pissed off at all his present and past girlfriends que he took it on his own to list them on a barrio wachata list for hot checks. All 18 women were present at this public hearing. No charges will be filed but he is on the list for hot checks. Pesse hejola.
Yesterday afternoon was a very sad day for a barrio man, Pedro Gomez, age 75, indicted for robbery a barrio liquor store located at the corner of third and wells. His indictment was not so much for the robbery of the barrio liquor store but for the chase he put on afterward. When he was caught he was covered in blue and white dye from where the owners of the liquor store threw Easter egg dye at him as he fled the store. The constable told us que he was giving Gomez some style points for the run, where he managed to hold on to his beer in his hand during the entire chase.
Ok raza got to go and do some action Jackson..