Monday, September 19, 2011

hejola report for 09192011

Hejola report or 09192011.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill Diaz and how about them cowboys? But for now here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Increase of accidently shooting themselves.
Barrio elementary principal fired.
And finally, who is in charge.
After several weeks hanging in a tree, a dead decaying cow by now, was reported to el constable for someone to remove it from the tree. After a few hours several city, county, state and federal government agencies visited the gross site and couldn’t determine which agencies was to remove the cow. After a few hours of discussing this matter los vato’s locos volunteer firefighters climbed the tree and removed the decayed cow.
Yesterday afternoon during a dallas cowboy games , the barrio school board fired local principal. Lydia Ozuna, principal to el barrio get your education center, was fired Sunday after an investigation revealed que she had temporarily unenrolled 37 barrio adult students and regular students this past spring semester for several days for the sole purpose of keeping them from annual statewide tests. She told this reporter que she felt that she had not done anything wrong, all she was trying to do was to keep her schools test scores up, and in doing so she did what she had to do. Of course all the students were re-enrolled after the testing. No charges will be filed.
This weekend says el constable que more people got shot on their own que never before:
Martin Martinez blew off most of his left hand fingers for trying to shoot off a large wart to his right hand. Juan Castillo a barrio task force 666 member shot himself in the hip when his gun went off inside his holster. Lil John Ray shot himself in the testicles while playing with his gun inside his tree house. And finally, El compadre Juan, shot himself in the face when he tried to scratch his nose and the gun went off.
Ok raza thank you and have a great day.

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