hejola report for 09272011

Hejola report for 09272011.
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Kingsville, TX. Hello again, I am Maria la Vandia con today’s award winning barrio headline news. Today we found it very interesting on how children’s nursery rhymes found their way into our award winning barrio headline news.
Little jack Horner busted.
Snow white and her seven sons arrested.
And Jack be limbo breaks both legs.
Little Jack Horner Morales got busted somewhere along third street, when el constable pulled him over for overloading his small automobile con 250 chickens . When they asked him where he got all those chickens, he reply que he was just sitting in a corner, eating his morning taquito, when low and behold all them chickens walk right by him. He said, “ que he was only able to catch 250 of them and had nowhere else to put them but inside his small compact car”. Some kind of charges will be filed, but the constable hasn’t determined what they are, or who the chickens belong too.
Nieve Blanca, better known in the hood as snow white, was arrested yesterday at her home along con su seven children who intervene when el constable was trying to serve a warrant for her arrest. It seems que Nieve never shown up for court , after she had been accused of providing her seven sons with some stolen x rated movies and kinky clothing. The oldest of her sons, Shorty, age 37, couldn’t see why they wouldn’t have ask her to come along instead of dragging her out of the house and shooting her twice con a stun gun. All seven sons were arrested while trying to free their mother from this brutal attack on her. Charges will be filed against Shorty, age 37, Marty, age 35, Skinny, age 33, Chump, age 29, Humpy, age 27, hazily, age 23, and Little Willie, age 5 and of course Snow white.


And finally, Jack Luna, better known as Jack be limbo, a name given to him when he was a kid, broke both of his legs, late last night when he rode his bicycle along third street to see what all the commotions was about at the Blanca home. While looking to see what was going on he drove his bicycle right into el constable parked car and broke both legs, crushing them on the back side of the car. Charges will be filed against him says el constable, “That’s what he gets for getting involve in chit that don’t matter to him”.
Ok raza keep up the good work and remember que keep it tejano.