hejola report for 11082011

Hejola report for 11082011.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am Bill Diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio members are issued eviction notices.
Barrio man rescued from laundry mate dyer.
And finally, Christmas loans are now available
Yesterday el barrio bank announced que it was going to wave bad credit ratings and was willing to bail everybody who is anybody out of debt and into new debt. Yea, says el bank president LIL Penny Morgan, we want our barrio members to have a good Christmas and we are willing to risk it and give out loans, but of course, they will have to leave something down, just in case they can’t make the payments. The bank gave us a list of things they were willing to take : homes, cars, kids, tvs, wife, husband, uncle, aunts, grandparents or food stamps. Please contact your local bank for more information on this matter.
89 year old Juan Perez was rescued yesterday evening when somehow he fell inside a laundry mate dyer. El constable is still trying to determine if he just fell inside or someone pushed him inside the dyer. Anyhow el constable told this reporter if it wasn’t for the kids inside the laundry mate that saved him, who know what would have happened.
Yesterday the Sun Set cemetery issued more than 300 eviction notices to barrio members who have not made payments for their cemetery plot or payment for a buried day relative. The warning came after the cemetery staff informed us que they were going to start pulling dead peoples casket and dropping them off at the last address given to them for failure of payment. We know it’s a hard decision to make but we need our money also. Plus the extra space can be resold