barrio stock market report for 04222016

Barrio stock market report for 04222016.

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Kingsville,tx. Urbano yosabatodo (was on vacation ) HEY RAZA. I made it back from my non paid vacation.. you see we don’t get paid here nor any kind of benefits so what does this all mean, it means that our creator doesn’t have to think that hard…

Anyhow we found if very interesting hitting the road.. we stopped at several cantinas on our way to where we were going and found that many still have jukeboxes and play mucha musica tejana, and you will meet some of the most of the niceness drunks still hang around.

We did discover that when you order breakfast at small restaurants they are very picky on how you want your egg and bean taquito made! Let me explain, you see if you don’t tell them that you want the bean and the egg cooked separated, then they will give it too you already mixed.. then it is possible that you might not get all the egg ….

Now for our award winning barrio stock market report :

Los taquitos are stable this month with a small chance of increase for the xmas season, it seems that many small town restaurants are going bankrupt due to the freeways.. when you go around a town, someone has to lose.. the price one pays for progress…. Hejolia, ended the week at $1.65.

Las tamales are rapidly increase in price as we get closer to xmas… yes raza it’s that time again to offer that highly seasoned Mexican dish made of fried chopped meat and crushed peppers rolled in cornmeal dough, wrapped in corn husks, and steamed… yes, I can see la comadre staying up all night making this great dish, and saving a buck or two. From $6 to $8.00 a dozen , yes, raza buy them now if you can get them cheaper, raza buy buy buy…

Las empanadas are still at .89 cents each and a survey of 50 Hispanics at a local major store were asked what happened to the 4 for a dollar… the major answer, “ hey dude where’s my car” ,,huh … it turned out that the majority of the folks asked were more concern of finding where they had parked their car instead of the price of this great desert… hejolia

And finally that market we can’t talk about well took a dip for the worse, it seems that DEA and other special agents were in the hood looking around.. so our study shows on our charts that the price will take a dip for the worse.. since many connections will be out of business for a while.. when it comes to quality health care, where is that vato loco at ?

And that non label beer was on sale this weekend at uncle tom’s corner store.. he was selling six packs at $9.00 and get one free… well the store sold out in two hours… raza can’t you add… they go at a regular price of $5.00 per six pack.. and now $9.00 a six pack and get one free.. hejolia can’t add to good can we… well raza that is it for today..

Glad to be back and a big hello to all the big spenders, and to those urban cowboys that wear cowboy hats inside a dance hall,hey take it off man an show some respect… ( old school ) cowboys de tu corner drug store….and yes girl you go ahead an wear those white shoes, they look pretty especially if that’s the only pair you got… and those vatos trying to give women ideas on what to wear seasonal or not, its non of your business, hey your mother still tells you what to wear dude….. “ if you can’t eat it don’t buy it”.