hejola report for this spring break 03152010

Hejola report for this week’s spring break 03152010
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Olay raza from my back yard swimming pool. I am Maria la vandia, wearing my home made g-string. Well raza it’s going to bee a long weekend con todos naked men and some women wearing almost nothing, that is why we are going to be giving our report all week from right here. But now let’s get to our barrio headline news:
Barrio community garden group looking for members,
One-legged vato finds the other missing leg,
And finally fishing line nearly kills la commadre Rosie.
Yesterday afternoon los vato locos volunteers firefighters were called to the corner of wells and third street where it was reported by el constable cadena que la commadre Rosie was being treated for neck and head injuries. It seems que el compadre hector Cantu had laid out his fishing line in the back yard and la commadre didn’t see it and nearly killed herself. La commadre had razor burn type of bruises around her neck and head. She was taken to st. pauls barrio medical center at the mall for treatment.
In other good news, el vato pedro Estrada had some real good news this past Sunday when he was trying to walk back from church. It seems que pedro had lost his left leg a few years ago and was given a plastic one to replace it. Well pedro known for losing shit, lost the his left plastic leg a few days ago. But as he walked back from church he found it in a ditch never his home. It seems que now he remembered on how it got there.
And finally our barrio community garden group is looking for a few good honest hard working persons that love to work outside and stay up late at night. The barrio group is looking for new members to help them watch the crops in a few weeks. Present members are kind of worried que los crack heads in the hood might just beat them to this year’s crops. If interested and own a pellet gun, please contact us at cchwnn@netscape for application. We believe you will have a good time.

We raza there you have it, have a great spring break and remember the children are out of school, so drive very careful in the hood. I am maria la vandia, have a great spring break and a tejano day.