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Kingsville,Tx. Hi ! I am Lewis mojo Lewis with today’s award winning headline news:
Two news gay open in the hood.
Ten more people arrested for illegal garage sales.
And another truck load of chickens get loose.
If two truckloads weren’t enough, how about a third truck load of chickens turned over again and 35 chickens made a run for it. El senor Paul Garcia told us that there is something going on at our chicken farm. It seems that every other month one of our delivery trucks has had trouble driving through past the hood. El constable will investigate this matter. Oh, by the way a small reward is being offered for the return of some of the chickens.
A major crack down occurred this weekend when at least 10 barrio members were arrested for having garage sales without permits. The city fathers and mothers pasted a rule a few years ago that anyone interested on having a garage or yard sale must have a permit. Charges will be filed tomorrow, with fines might be as high as ten dollars.
And finally, “please tell me it’s not true” and “I’ll be back” are the two new gay bars that just opened at the dark side of the hood. Both bars are owner by Jake Black Molina and was very excited that he can provide this kind of entertainment to all tejanos and tejanas. He told this reporter that you can wear any outfit you might not wanted to wear at a regular bar. He tells us that there will be drink specials and lots of dancing and drag shows on the weekend. So for a walk on the wild side come on down.
Well there you have it for today, I am Lewis mojo Lewis.
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