hejola report for 03172010

Hejola report for 03172010 spring break 2010.
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Kingsvillet,t. Now that vato con a brand new suntan, looking more like a red lobster, here is our man, from Smokey Rio, David duran. Thanks Maria is in big trouble right now. I am david duran,Heaveno raza y Como estan. First of all don’t touch me or even come close, cause I swear I’ll knock your block off.
Sin raza, el beach was wonderful, pura pretty girls y tambien la comadre went also. Its funny on how one try to get a sneak preview of a woman con el popa y la comadre is watching also. Hejolia.
Now for the barrio headline news:
Two vato’s on motor scooters get run off from Chicano park,
Security guard busted for urinating on apartment playground,
finally, constable cadena arrives just in time to break fight at mall.
The constable report said que as he drove up to the Westinghouse barrio mall, a man and female were arguing outside the mall area. When he got there. I was just about to get off and go eat a donut when I hear this voices coming from around the corner. It seems que el senior Juan pistolas had his x-wife in Juana, in chokehold when he heard her screaming for help. Somehow el constable managed to tackle el senior without hurting la wife. Both were taken to constable office and will be referred to some counseling.
El constable cadena was called to el Chicano park yesterday afternoon. It seems que this two crack heads were joy riding their three wheel motor scooter inside the park lawn. Of course you and I know que you can’t be doing that. So once constable cadena got their attention, he asked que please stay off the grass or go home. The two vatos left the park.
And finally, a security guard, for Heaveno Apartments was arrested yesterday afternoon by city police from across the tracks, along con constable cadena. It seems que esta vato, the security guard, Hector Lacosa, age 78, had just, well, urinated in the apartments playground, and then tried to covered up the pee-tainted spot with wood chips and some soft sand.. But when police and the constable cadena went to check with the security guard office, it turned out that mr. Hector lacosa wasn't even on duty that night, but had been seen on the premise. They, the police and constable cadena went over to mr lacosa’s home at 407 west Richard and noticed que he had several wet spots on the front of his pants. Charges are pending.
Well raza there you have it. Have a great day, from our command post that 1978 ford whatever. Bye.