hejloa report for 03082010

Hejolia report for 03082010.
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Kingsvillet, tx Now that man que the IRS is looking for and has a way not to pay child support, here is our own vato of the year David duran. Heaveno raza, well I am back from a small vacation we took south of the local checkpoint. And is there traffic or what and gas is some expensive que we almost didn’t make it back con $5.00 of gas. Thank god que we got the gas mixed up con diesel que the storeowner blame it on his poor staff attendan . Yea right., Anyhow we made it home and now con the today’s headline news:
20% of the hood members move first of the month,
A homeless gringo picked up for asking for donations at the Westinghouse barrio mall.
And WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL approves barrio storage units.
WESTINGHOUSE BARRIO MALL management approved a barrio storage unit to be built extend two more floors. The mall will now house three floors of puro storage rooms for rent. La families Zapata family owners of the new proposed Barrio storage unit, will open 30 Barrio storage units. It’s a great place to storage that stuff one don’t need or being hauling around for years. Los Zapata’s say que la raza is always looking for storage space. Excess to the third floor is still being planned, “It’s no problem building the storage units on the third floor, the trouble is how to get your stuff up there” says the assistant to the assistant mall manager. Several options are being considers on how to drive onto the third floor.
In other news, it was estimated que at least one out of five barrio family members move at the first of the month. After driving around the hood this weekend, my god was it busy. I swear it was mad out there today. Raze coming and going, going and coming and some not every coming back.The results of our estimates did not indicate reason why people move, but I am sure que there are many reasons. We could list a list of reason, we would, but we’re moving right now.
And finally A gringo man huddled in front of the Westinghouse barrio mall, asking that "donations" be placed in a cup. Was arrested for falsely asking for donation. The cup said for his education. It seemed que the man, James Wilcox or Dr. Wilcox was released after he had been arrested for asking for donation to pay for his education. Since he already had a dr. degree and had suffered a nervous breakdown a few years later, and lately has the habit of repeating mathematical formulas out loud and sharing them con the general public. He was taken back to the other side of the track and was admitted to lalala home for lalala people.
Well folks thank god que I already live in alalalala land. I am David duran for our 1978 ford whatever and remember
Your business is our business and my business is none of your business.