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Kingsville,tx. Hello again como estan I am bill diaz back from that no paid holiday that our creator or want to be decided not provide. And I am sorry for the comment I made about the folks in Kansas. Anyhow here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Commadre sues la familia Ruiz for buy used spectacle lense.
El compadre Martin Saenz arrested for stealing eyeglasses at barrio mall.
And finally Thomas Garza trying to rob el barrio bank.
El constable cadena arrested Thomas Garza charged him when he twice entered the barrio bank and approached a clerk, with a plastic bag over his head and told the clerk que he had some magic powder in his front pocket and was going to blow it into her face that would provoke her sexual drive, if she didn’t fork up the money. Of course she refused and he finally walked away. He was picked up about a mile down the street. El constable tells us que he was taken to the lalalal farm across the tracks.
Esta pincha Johnnie B. Gonesses, was arrested shortly after he left the Westinghouse barrio mall con several pair of expensive eyeglasses he stole from several stores. He did admit que the ones he took he really liked and told el constable que he had a problem con steal stuff. And that he never took anything that he didn’t want.
And finally, The only way la commadre could have past the driver’s test last week if she would have been wearing the right prescription lenses. But for the sake of saving money she decided to go and buy a used pair at la familia Ruiz garage sale last weekend. She suffered headache after headache and felt nausea for several days. Until she figured out que the glasses she bought weren’t going to do the job. So she decided to go sue the family for the wrong lenses. La familia Ruiz weren’t able to comment on this case until she hires a lawyer. Oh by the way she failed the test.
Ok raza there you have it for today, I am Bill diaz and glad to be back.
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